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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @ds2101
    @ds2101 2 года назад +1220

    Love how Stav walks Nick through the bit to get more detail.

    • @hammondswiss247
      @hammondswiss247 2 года назад +116

      Stav is the Lenny to Nick’s George

    • @Bob-jn8gt
      @Bob-jn8gt 2 года назад +12

      @@hammondswiss247 Beautiful

    • @dillon155minecraft
      @dillon155minecraft 2 года назад +5

      @@hammondswiss247 Kramer to his George*

    • @Thedopeethiop
      @Thedopeethiop 2 года назад +3

      @@dillon155minecraft Stav is obviously George

    • @linusdn2777
      @linusdn2777 2 года назад +38

      Yeah because they had already done the bit and Stav was prompting Nick to retread it.

  • @kaldo8429
    @kaldo8429 2 года назад +697

    The only french words stav could think of were food.

    • @mervunit
      @mervunit 2 года назад +87

      He does the same with English

    • @killerx9009
      @killerx9009 2 года назад +4

      What about weewee 😏

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 2 года назад +14

      He’s o’lingual

    • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
      @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese Год назад +16

      @@enjoyer6201 Land O'Lingual

    • @jaredwillard3022
      @jaredwillard3022 10 месяцев назад

      Not even in an incorrect context lol he was just gawking at bread and asking for cheese

  • @filixconnor712
    @filixconnor712 2 года назад +382

    Funnies shit ever that the only 2 French words Stav could think of was ‘baguette’ and ‘brie’

    • @Chiefs_fan1595
      @Chiefs_fan1595 8 месяцев назад +8

      Escargot

    • @DuckYou69
      @DuckYou69 3 месяца назад

      He also knows Croissant and Buffet

  • @douglasmcveigh5559
    @douglasmcveigh5559 2 года назад +365

    I remember when Bluetooth headsets became a thing. First businessmen started wearing them, then every middle-aged black dude that wanted to look like a businessman started wearing them and pretty soon after, no one else owned one. It basically became the Chrysler 300 of Bluetooth technology. Boost Mobile made a killing on them.

    • @coreygolpheneee
      @coreygolpheneee Год назад +28

      I'm gonna fight ya on the Chrysler 300 that was a 35 year old upper middle management drug dealers car, these are the retired union black guys, think 93 to 09 Mercedes, but he loves it got a great deal on it and it's immaculate, minus the swisher smell, this is a kangol hat bowling shirt black guy, your thinking of immaculate courty ready jersey black guy

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +20

      I still see Indian men with them sometimes
      I respect it

    • @Tom-oj7si
      @Tom-oj7si Год назад +23

      Indeed, grape juice people have a tendency to ruin things

    • @NickIggler1969
      @NickIggler1969 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Tom-oj7si😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skroopynoopers3642
      @skroopynoopers3642 10 месяцев назад

      I still see truckers rockin em frequently

  • @JayIVIell
    @JayIVIell 2 года назад +1007

    As a black man from Louisiana I can confirm that this is without a doubt one of the funniest bits I have heard

    • @shifty1927
      @shifty1927 2 года назад +128

      As a white man from Maryland I agree.

    • @biggiedickson
      @biggiedickson 2 года назад +142

      As a gay man from Hollywood I agree.

    • @jasonmaguire7552
      @jasonmaguire7552 2 года назад +42

      Very cool my ninja 😎

    • @zahnegott5473
      @zahnegott5473 2 года назад

      As a white man from Louisiana I can confirm that I am gay and also retarded

    • @theblackestvoid
      @theblackestvoid 2 года назад +108

      As a gay man I need constant care. I need to go to the doctor constantly. And that's why I trust St John's hospital in Los Angeles where Adam was born.

  • @debra-sue
    @debra-sue 2 года назад +379

    "allow me to beret your acquaintence" made me wheeze for **several** minutes

    • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
      @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 2 года назад +1

      I thought it was a fucking stupid joke

    • @debra-sue
      @debra-sue 2 года назад +81

      @@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere i beret my condolances to your au contraire 🙏

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Год назад +10

      Forte Berete, my Contrare brother cousin.

  • @Z-J-
    @Z-J- 11 месяцев назад +147

    Just saw a Instagram bio that read “CEO of RnB Seafood” & I immediately had to come back & watch this 🤣

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 6 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @grapes9h5
    @grapes9h5 2 года назад +242

    Still one of the best bits of all time

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 2 года назад

      LOL you should probably listen to more than just one episode.

    • @grapes9h5
      @grapes9h5 2 года назад +13

      @@ashchaya7676 yeah this the only one I’ve heard lol

    • @grapes9h5
      @grapes9h5 10 месяцев назад +4

      @totoroid hell yeah dude

    • @jackm5564
      @jackm5564 7 месяцев назад

      @totoroid yeah you

  • @johnlewtas6833
    @johnlewtas6833 2 года назад +295

    "your most expensive wine" - $13

    • @spoopy-gho5t
      @spoopy-gho5t 2 года назад +17

      "So Vin Yon Blonk"

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +14

      "ooh he boujie!"

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran Год назад +2

      @@spoopy-gho5t So Gah Dah Good

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone Год назад +3

      Peanut nore

    • @questisinthejam
      @questisinthejam 4 месяца назад +1

      2 dollars less than it costs to get a handy underneath the Queensboro Bridge

  • @BongHitTransplant
    @BongHitTransplant 2 года назад +294

    It’s such a specific and niche stereotype Nick is a genius

  • @Ari-uu6uo
    @Ari-uu6uo 7 месяцев назад +12

    The waiter lowering his glasses is by far the most funny thing i have heard for order confirmation 😂😂

  • @Pat18934
    @Pat18934 Месяц назад +9

    holy shit, I've actually been to the Andre's in this picture. You wouldnt think looking at it from the outside, but it's legit

  • @M.622-q7r
    @M.622-q7r 2 года назад +181

    As a community college graduate I can confirm that this is exactly the kid of bidness education you will receive mis playours

    • @is64611
      @is64611 2 года назад +22

      Community college was like being in a liminal space in one of those low poly PS1 style indie games.

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate 9 месяцев назад +2

      Fantastic description.

  • @flicfan416
    @flicfan416 2 года назад +134

    i took one of those "mathematical patterns" classes in undergrad. i was a music major so it was just to fill a requirement. basically, 7th grade pre-pre algebra

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 2 года назад +10

      I’d still struggle

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 Год назад

      Grade schoolers didn't used to even have to do algebra

    • @TheBigWI93
      @TheBigWI93 4 месяца назад

      Im pre-pre gay

  • @Vegas702travel
    @Vegas702travel 2 года назад +284

    This five minute video has more comedy in it than some comedians one hour special

    • @telophasemusic
      @telophasemusic 2 года назад +5

      A couple of years ago i drunkenly found myself watching chris hardwicks awful special and was close to leaping into the nearest grape smasher.
      Good news is it helped me sober up!

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper Год назад +1

      “Some”?

    • @Ray_D_Tutto
      @Ray_D_Tutto Год назад +2

      @@telophasemusic Chris Hardwick being a comedian is an oxymoron.

    • @enjoyer6201
      @enjoyer6201 4 месяца назад +1

      More than Nick’s own special, too, unfortunately.

    • @peachpit_
      @peachpit_ 2 месяца назад +1

      @@enjoyer6201sadly true

  • @TheEternalHermit
    @TheEternalHermit 2 года назад +79

    you left out the Intelligent dining solutions to create enticing scenarios for our clientele part.

  • @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs
    @GlassesAndCoffeeMugs 2 года назад +70

    Love how Nick connects the entire bit back to community college at the end

  • @NewEnglandGetsBusy
    @NewEnglandGetsBusy 2 года назад +58

    Keeps the classics alive and out of Vietnam

    • @jugo1944
      @jugo1944 8 месяцев назад +1

      Andre been to Vietnam and is no longer welcome

    • @Garrett1240
      @Garrett1240 8 месяцев назад

      Great username

  • @RickR69
    @RickR69 2 года назад +94

    "The beret to yo future!" holy shit lol

  • @AZOMBIERYO
    @AZOMBIERYO 2 года назад +256

    The best part of Andre's Steakhouse is the homeless man in the parking lot that offers to watch your car for $5, and when you say no he smears feces on your door handle so you get it on your hand when you go to open your door

    • @williamneuzil7403
      @williamneuzil7403 2 года назад +21

      Never been but it sounds nice...

    • @connoroverall580
      @connoroverall580 2 года назад +13

      Sounds like a fair trade.

    • @007Sign
      @007Sign 2 года назад +32

      You pick up your car and the seat is leaned all the way back, the bass is turned all the way up, and your cup holder is full of KOOL cigarette butts.

    • @alexbaum2204
      @alexbaum2204 2 года назад +1

      Fuckin love that guy.

    • @bruhdon4748
      @bruhdon4748 2 года назад +8

      I take my kids and when I say no to the homeless man I ask my 6 year old son to open the car door, knowing full well the poop is on the handle.

  • @moazamkhan
    @moazamkhan 2 года назад +33

    That's called the economy of respect.

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz 2 года назад +88

    Stav fleshes out the bit for Nick so much

    • @fruitshishkabob
      @fruitshishkabob 2 года назад +33

      Everyone knows Adam writes Nick and Stav's lines on each episode

    • @TheGoonSquadd
      @TheGoonSquadd 2 года назад

      what ya mean? *yes I am stupid because 17 people understood you comment.

    • @BigBeefNCheddar
      @BigBeefNCheddar Год назад +10

      I truly miss his “Yes And” capabilities. Adam has a role and purpose, but he doesn’t have any understanding of how to propel a bit and it shows in TAFS.

    • @havanaradio
      @havanaradio 11 месяцев назад +7

      the whole thing was a text thread the day before. mullen just was baked and couldnt remember it all.

  • @douglasmcveigh5559
    @douglasmcveigh5559 2 года назад +20

    I love that someone Googled Andre's Steakhouse, found one, then took a Google Street View screenshot for the thumb nail.

  • @enjoyer6201
    @enjoyer6201 2 года назад +15

    I listened to this while I was in the fellas room.

  • @tragiccomposer555
    @tragiccomposer555 2 года назад +45

    nick should do a whole special in the character of a black comic from 2006

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce Год назад +13

      "Nick the Entertainer"

    • @KidCorporate
      @KidCorporate 9 месяцев назад

      Y’all be knowing’ how white people drive!

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 8 месяцев назад

      Too bad his stand-up is the most derivative dated safe shit lol

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 2 года назад +21

    Nick in CC was that episode of The Simpsons where Bart really tried that time.

  • @JagoShogun
    @JagoShogun Год назад +14

    I love the tented fingers lol.

  • @greenpilltheory6649
    @greenpilltheory6649 2 года назад +29

    Possibly Nick's funniest bit.

  • @KnoxWheelerJr
    @KnoxWheelerJr Год назад +10

    Allow me to beret you the acquaintance of my son, AuContrarius

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 3 месяца назад +5

    All the french words Stav could think of were food.

  • @anajirdna
    @anajirdna 2 года назад +5

    Remember hearing this for the first time. Good times, good stuff

  • @Mojo__
    @Mojo__ 2 года назад +19

    "All the steaks are well done" Fuck, man lol.

  • @PaulHenning84
    @PaulHenning84 2 года назад +16

    True facts: I live in the city where that Andres is (it's good, politicians eat there when they're in town).

    • @DotToryX
      @DotToryX 2 года назад +13

      This means theres a basement where they keep children

    • @raptormoments
      @raptormoments 2 года назад +3

      In Florida?

    • @PaulHenning84
      @PaulHenning84 2 года назад +3

      @@raptormoments yes

  • @Sp0nker
    @Sp0nker 6 месяцев назад +6

    Does Andre’s Steakhouse have constant beeping from fire detectors that need new batteries? If not I cannot give you my business based off of being unauthentic.

  • @egyptianspaceodin1373
    @egyptianspaceodin1373 2 года назад +19

    i had a guy like this in my "math models" CC class which was math for liberal arts majors so we could get basically the same credit for having done the SAT without actually doing the SAT. bluetooth headset and all.

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone Год назад

      Community College just felt like one big pyramid scheme

  • @allighast9714
    @allighast9714 Год назад +13

    The juissance is here

  • @ImageLimestone
    @ImageLimestone Год назад +4

    I always imagine Andre as the guy in the Colonial Penn advertisements.

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 2 года назад +16

    Y’all know what the real n-words is?…
    Noweldge!…

  • @janosmarothy5409
    @janosmarothy5409 2 года назад +26

    BID 1$1 INTRO TO ECONOMY OF RESPECT (0 Units) M. Andre Cafeteria MWF 5PM-715PM

  • @carlwinslo
    @carlwinslo 10 месяцев назад +24

    Its customary not to tip at Andres Steakhouse.

  • @delelster
    @delelster 2 года назад +57

    This and the N dependence day bit are pure gold!

    • @StamesJevens
      @StamesJevens 2 года назад +2

      Idk Nick's perfect crime is pretty fantastic

    • @mike2312p
      @mike2312p 7 месяцев назад

      N dependence day is gold

  • @alexmaccity
    @alexmaccity Год назад +6

    Bidness 101 should also cover clap talking to really drive your point home.

  • @EagleFang74
    @EagleFang74 5 месяцев назад +3

    I hate this because my older brother's name is Andre and I knew immediately that the steaks would only be served well done.

  • @joshneedle111
    @joshneedle111 10 месяцев назад +4

    Every time I drive by the real Andres steakhouse I laugh

    • @Pat18934
      @Pat18934 6 месяцев назад

      Lol I was just gonna comment on here that I’ve been to the actual Andre’s in the picture.

  • @suhhduhh8088
    @suhhduhh8088 2 года назад +9

    By far my favorite bit ever.

  • @Soldulo
    @Soldulo 5 месяцев назад +3

    domain expansion: andre's steakhouse

  • @bsnonsense4535
    @bsnonsense4535 2 года назад +42

    It's not punching down, because what we're joking about here is successful business owners, which is one of the most privileged classes in America

    • @JunkCCCP
      @JunkCCCP 2 года назад +15

      Who cares if it's punching up or down or sideways. It's a joke.

    • @bsnonsense4535
      @bsnonsense4535 2 года назад

      @@JunkCCCP your mom was very clear that she prefers it when I punch down into her cervix

    • @jugo1944
      @jugo1944 8 месяцев назад +1

      Oh, ok, thanks

    • @mizuko6132
      @mizuko6132 3 месяца назад

      Nah Nick is just being funny as fuck.

  • @floppycopy1284
    @floppycopy1284 2 года назад +14

    With the Japanese nice one adam

  • @paulkossak7761
    @paulkossak7761 6 месяцев назад +1

    Maybe the greatest bit, Andre's steakhouse

  • @Tero92
    @Tero92 4 месяца назад +2

    "u gotta give rrspect to get respect- prop Joe also the teacher at the community college

  • @TrillgataQ
    @TrillgataQ 2 года назад +3

    "It's wrong but it sounds good, welcome to community college."

  • @makerstudios5456
    @makerstudios5456 2 года назад +5

    That’s a lot of purple and gold paint.

  • @SargentVentures
    @SargentVentures Год назад +4

    Allow me to introduce yourself to my fiancé. She’s O’Sexu’al.

  • @terrancebarnhill1733
    @terrancebarnhill1733 2 года назад +28

    I died laughing

  • @System-ly6de
    @System-ly6de 2 года назад +4

    listening to this then the IRL ad autoplays....trippiest shit ever. lmao this is some Eldritch shit

  • @kylefear2818
    @kylefear2818 2 года назад +9

    I wanna go to Andres steak house 🥩😎

  • @dt90891
    @dt90891 6 месяцев назад +1

    This was the best. Miss CT.

  • @alexmaccity
    @alexmaccity Год назад +1

    I need bidness 101 and Andre's steak house in my life

  • @charliemoe7935
    @charliemoe7935 2 года назад +10

    This is the Rosetta Stone for middle aged black guys

  • @RobBigs-lu8bq
    @RobBigs-lu8bq 3 месяца назад

    the beret quip was a world class punch up. they should have had Nick rewriting oomedies.

  • @connoroverall580
    @connoroverall580 2 года назад +12

    " Please Leave " Degree.

  • @typeerk
    @typeerk 10 месяцев назад

    Stav: "Time to buckle up"... I wonder if he also says, It's about to go *up*

  • @alexmaccity
    @alexmaccity Год назад

    This one is a gem.

  • @ZeranZeran
    @ZeranZeran 2 года назад +5

    Allow me to beret your acquaintance
    It's wrong, but it sounds good! Welcome to community college.
    What a nice guy

  • @asseroya
    @asseroya 10 месяцев назад

    the economy of respect bit is so genius lool

  • @nicholasbyram296
    @nicholasbyram296 2 года назад +1

    My TI-83 was stolen in 10th grade and the monster you know today was born...my true birthday...

  • @BonIvermectin
    @BonIvermectin 2 года назад +4

    1:04 was he about to say Seth Cockfield? 🤣

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 2 месяца назад

    this is such a hilariously specific stereotype

  • @darianzielinsky96
    @darianzielinsky96 2 года назад +2

    There's a real Andre's steak house

  • @tybanshee
    @tybanshee 10 месяцев назад

    Mathematical Ideas is so good

  • @JTF544
    @JTF544 3 месяца назад

    Welcome to Andres Steakhouse, allow me to beret your acquaintance

  • @phillipglass7817
    @phillipglass7817 Месяц назад +2

    Sharing da cake?

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops 2 года назад +5

    damn i failed and now im in Bidness 200

  • @1three7
    @1three7 18 дней назад

    They would also serve Hawaiian Punch for sure

  • @Shaggydadogg
    @Shaggydadogg 3 месяца назад

    And thats the economy of respect

  • @ottomuniz3621
    @ottomuniz3621 10 месяцев назад

    The Beret to your future 😂😂😂

  • @johnjohnjohnjohn921
    @johnjohnjohnjohn921 4 месяца назад

    The zero in 101 is a dollar sign

  • @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956
    @unhhgcrxexhjvuvujchcrzwzwz7956 11 месяцев назад +7

    Entreprenubians

  • @aenima4892
    @aenima4892 9 месяцев назад

    This is a really good bit lol

  • @campa_d
    @campa_d 10 месяцев назад +1

    Uhh sharin da cake lmaooo

  • @JazzzMonsterr
    @JazzzMonsterr 3 месяца назад +1

    stav HAMing it up

  • @wmwinterbottom
    @wmwinterbottom 2 года назад +6

    Forte, entrepreneur

  • @KnoxWheelerJr
    @KnoxWheelerJr Год назад +2

    If America was cool this would be an snl sketch

  • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
    @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 8 месяцев назад +3

    Respectonomics 101

  • @Shaftygod
    @Shaftygod 2 года назад +3

    Remember when nick would speak actual words instead of sludge

  • @DefiantKMYKE
    @DefiantKMYKE 4 месяца назад

    That laugh...

  • @chr.st1an
    @chr.st1an 2 года назад

    such a great bit

  • @nextstep7097
    @nextstep7097 2 года назад

    I’m gon to steal this

  • @wayneadams9102
    @wayneadams9102 6 месяцев назад

    Mathematical Ideas? Damn.. we're fucked.

  • @OkieDokieSmokie
    @OkieDokieSmokie 2 года назад +2

    google scholars cradle

  • @seasonone
    @seasonone 2 года назад +1

    Top 10 CT bit

  • @victorrain
    @victorrain 2 года назад +1

    Forte is actually Italian.

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 6 месяцев назад +2

      Oh contraire, par’don my beret but that’s a Continental word

  • @ogluster8873
    @ogluster8873 2 года назад +4

    Bidness 1$1

  • @dullroar2673
    @dullroar2673 5 месяцев назад

    Uh... sharin' the cake?

  • @jageiosjgaeiojg
    @jageiosjgaeiojg 4 месяца назад

    The respect thing is the fur-q thing from brass eye right

  • @BaStAgE
    @BaStAgE 5 месяцев назад +1

    place doesnt sound too bad....except for the fkn well done steaks...im good on that bullshit

  • @jabread8907
    @jabread8907 Месяц назад

    hell yeah

  • @bobbyjuan2091
    @bobbyjuan2091 3 месяца назад

    The wine is Carlos Rossi

  • @scatter-b-r-a
    @scatter-b-r-a 4 месяца назад

    Did he ever do this as a stand up bit?

  • @aron3977
    @aron3977 11 месяцев назад

    I love how I just know its going to be a cumtown clip