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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @toppingstoppings9689
    @toppingstoppings9689 Год назад +1260

    "Some people go through life and learn a ton of different lessons, but some of us learn the same lessons over and over and over again"

  • @ferda9476
    @ferda9476 Год назад +1137

    haha I keep forgetting that this entire bit technically takes place during an elementary school assembly about "the dangers of cryptocurrency"

    • @moazamkhan
      @moazamkhan 8 месяцев назад +78

      These kids are getting premium life lessons

    • @zencronimax7636
      @zencronimax7636 7 месяцев назад +62

      that’s why i love envisioning a fifth grader copying stav going “i don’t know man that seems on you jim”

    • @Secretdawg925
      @Secretdawg925 5 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 4 месяца назад

      Fuck that's so funny LOOOL

    • @JerryGerry513
      @JerryGerry513 2 месяца назад

      1k you welcome

  • @rschwartz666
    @rschwartz666 3 года назад +1282

    Nick’s long off-the-cuff riff stories are the best. So beautifully bizarre.

    • @killerwillies575
      @killerwillies575 3 года назад +22

      Right, the fon du lac car dealer raped by John delorean has probably been burning in his pocket for a weeks

    • @jaydyer6682
      @jaydyer6682 3 года назад +63

      Adam and Stav ask questions and nick just improvs 😹

    • @victorrain
      @victorrain 3 года назад +27

      Did you hear Nick’s rendition of Kenny Rogers’ The Gambler?

    • @The_Fat_Turtle
      @The_Fat_Turtle 3 года назад +68

      Like Eric Clapton's life long obsession with shrinking himself down and going into a man's ass and piloting him like a Gundam with levers and pullies.

    • @jaydyer6682
      @jaydyer6682 3 года назад +23

      @@The_Fat_Turtle nick as the deadbeat dad making a life size lego x wing in the garage

  • @Mitchdudegaming
    @Mitchdudegaming 3 года назад +608

    Adam with the best one liner: “you’ve shared a lot”.

  • @crackerbarreIkid55
    @crackerbarreIkid55 Год назад +234

    What really sets a daag apart at the daag show is the level of obeahdeience of the daag

  • @BIacklce
    @BIacklce 3 года назад +729

    finally Wisconsin Representation that isnt just a parody or misrepresentation

    • @killerwillies575
      @killerwillies575 3 года назад +38

      Right just happy to be notice don't cha know

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 3 года назад +26

      @@killerwillies575 thats ooper

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 3 года назад +22

      You guys already have Red Letter Media.

    • @BIacklce
      @BIacklce 3 года назад +49

      @@ChucksSEADnDEAD that's milwaukee representation. Very different

    • @garrettpreston4136
      @garrettpreston4136 3 года назад +22

      Genuinely got confused at the fond DU lac name-drop how the fuck has nick even heard of that

  • @baron1324
    @baron1324 3 года назад +1613

    they should just make the podcast one off interviews of nick’s schizophrenic fugue personalities he channels for 20 minutes.

    • @KingConcho
      @KingConcho 3 года назад +114

      Or the 45 minute eric clapton spectacular

    • @wormgod7520
      @wormgod7520 3 года назад +55

      Hell yeah dude. Cershuws er ershuws

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. 3 года назад +29

      That's just these clips.

    • @SneedEnthusiast
      @SneedEnthusiast 2 года назад +44

      You predicted the Adam Friedland show

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад +2

      lol it reminds me so much of Jim Norton and all of his characters

  • @carlwinslo
    @carlwinslo 9 месяцев назад +82

    The way you get kinda lulled into lowering your guard only for that "and boy, i thought i knew what being raped was". Got the first out loud chuckle while alone from me in a bit.

  • @Av8tor5252
    @Av8tor5252 3 года назад +542

    This is easily one of their best bits lol

    • @jpk51
      @jpk51 2 года назад +16

      do you remember which episode it is? i remember being in tears at work the first listen

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 2 года назад +5

      this my #1 bit

    • @styxrakash4639
      @styxrakash4639 Год назад

      @@jpk51I also wanna know

    • @Jake-tv4gc
      @Jake-tv4gc Год назад +10

      @@styxrakash4639ep 275 “oh look it’s adam”

    • @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579
      @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 Год назад +9

      Funnily, I see this comment on like every 10 minutes CT clip, and I agree with it every time 😂😂 I just keep finding funnier clips lmaooo

  • @Yurasuka
    @Yurasuka Год назад +129

    The best part is when Stav casually asks Jim if he would like to come back to his place.

  • @tylerpullen1652
    @tylerpullen1652 Год назад +145

    Without a doubt, one of the best Cumtown bits.

    • @IDKeffect82
      @IDKeffect82 Год назад +11

      This is a good one for sure, that Nanette one was gold.

    • @nmhjjp
      @nmhjjp Год назад +11

      Without a doubt, one of the best movies of cumtown

    • @tylerwalker6836
      @tylerwalker6836 Год назад

      @tinkywinky4449 15:49 15:49

    • @scottthegeneticfreaksteine393
      @scottthegeneticfreaksteine393 Год назад +1

      It’s like the gift that just keeps on giving. I forgot this one. Also I’m gay guys.

    • @Psyplus
      @Psyplus Месяц назад +1

      The bit with the Italian union worker working out his depression, gay and trans predispositions trumps it for me.

  • @bigben42
    @bigben42 10 месяцев назад +123

    You know Katt Williams said that r*pe can never be funny and I initially agreed but this bit is undeniably funny

    • @DCANIMAL-skates
      @DCANIMAL-skates 7 месяцев назад +21

      It's funny when it happens to Peter Griffin

    • @rohunsaigal2576
      @rohunsaigal2576 4 месяца назад +17

      Like everything else this podcast proves, it’s funny when it’s gay

    • @treyebillups8602
      @treyebillups8602 2 месяца назад +7

      I think the absolutely degenerate bits like this still manage to stop short of the line by being a. about hypothetical characters who are also impressions and b. ridiculous in a way that constantly escalates

  • @stridersanza426
    @stridersanza426 Год назад +69

    I fall asleep to this. Jim’s voice and experiences are just so soothing.

  • @niaure6516
    @niaure6516 Год назад +66

    I love Nicks stories and Stav and Adams questions as interviewers. Gets me back to laughing high spirits

  • @Deeplycloseted435
    @Deeplycloseted435 Год назад +115

    I frequently hurry along a story, by saying, “Long story short, I got raped.”

    • @Sphere-Friend
      @Sphere-Friend 11 месяцев назад +6

      Sounds like you have fun weekends

  • @cdmoraila22
    @cdmoraila22 3 года назад +134

    You know, they say that every dog has its day, and that was certainly the case in prison. We had a calendar set up in the yard and every day on a rotating basis, someone from a different race would grab me by the collar and choke me half to death as I was dragged into a cell for what the guards eventually dubbed, the puppy pound. Which sounds innocent until you realize that they were pounding my mouth and asshole until I was stuffed like a canoli.

  • @fartohuluous
    @fartohuluous Год назад +28

    Maybe one of the funniest parts of this is adam saying "you've shared a lot"

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 3 года назад +154

    A real New York/Chicago kinda guy.

  • @Bughisteine
    @Bughisteine Год назад +67

    That guy's a real E. Jean Carroll

  • @johntallanger4036
    @johntallanger4036 2 года назад +93

    these ones where nick mixed in his own personal sexual stuff in some abstract way are incedible

  • @rojax_thevoicetm2385
    @rojax_thevoicetm2385 2 года назад +67

    I love how at 7:48 they already know where things are going with the Westminster judge...

    • @crustylust3490
      @crustylust3490 Год назад +10

      What kind of relationship did you guys have?😂😂😂

    • @canislupus3655
      @canislupus3655 Месяц назад +1

      "Well, we were *just* gonna interview him for the podcast..."

  • @carconcierge3941
    @carconcierge3941 3 года назад +127

    They got the Naperville, Illinois Toyota dealer on here lol

    • @nothanks3980
      @nothanks3980 3 года назад +13

      where rich people buy their toyota’s

    • @function0077
      @function0077 Год назад +9

      I purchased a car from that dealership when I lived in Naperville, IL. Good memories.

    • @wormoe2013
      @wormoe2013 Год назад

      Fuck Naperville all my nwahs buy Honda Joliet

    • @wafflcoptr
      @wafflcoptr 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@function0077 was that before the towers came down?

    • @function0077
      @function0077 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@wafflcoptrWhy are you asking about 9/11/01? I bought the car at least 5 years after 9/11/01.

  • @EslayerTM
    @EslayerTM 3 года назад +130

    i think this is one of their if not THE greatest bit off the show

    • @foxysideburns5741
      @foxysideburns5741 2 года назад +10

      This and the robocop one

    • @damnedbelowjudas_
      @damnedbelowjudas_ Год назад +1

      My favorite bit is when they parody Whitey Ford Sings the Blues

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, this one seems almost divinely inspired

  • @stoneylonesome4062
    @stoneylonesome4062 2 года назад +38

    Funnily enough, a business man bought the remains of DMC’s assets and had them shipped over from the factory in Dunmurry, Northern Ireland, to Texas. Even to this day you can call up the company and pay them around $50K and have them build you what’s effectively a new DMC-12.

    • @grantmorgan7474
      @grantmorgan7474 Год назад +1

      Why would you want one of those shit boxes

    • @chaplincrabtree
      @chaplincrabtree Год назад

      @@grantmorgan7474to have gay sex

    • @SaginawCareerComplex
      @SaginawCareerComplex 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@grantmorgan7474 They put better engines in them

    • @bucknasty69
      @bucknasty69 8 месяцев назад

      @@grantmorgan7474 LS swap anything and it ceases being a shitbox.

  • @JR-hi9bu
    @JR-hi9bu 3 года назад +56

    This is what the book 'a little life' is based on

  • @johntallanger4036
    @johntallanger4036 2 года назад +29

    this is one of the best. the "woof woof" was incredible.

  • @dscrakers
    @dscrakers 3 года назад +68

    There's a Delorean dealer in Crystal Lake Illinois. But they only sell cars to gay men

    • @Adam-yo3bt
      @Adam-yo3bt 6 месяцев назад

      Crystal meth Illinois

  • @sbz666_
    @sbz666_ Год назад +277

    I would kill to hear another bit like this again. TAFS makes me so sad. Nick has no one to riff off of. He's almost got going a couple times but Adam never adds anything and can't even laugh to egg Nick on. He just says, "That's hilarious," in his stupid fucking pilled out vocal fry. I want my boys back.

    • @afrocoolio25
      @afrocoolio25 Год назад +45

      It is pretty clear that TAFS is trying to be the next Tim and Eric or something similar. TAFS is very similar to something you watch on Adult Swim at like 1am. It's pretty lame for the hardcore fans but I can see why the boys want to sell their show to a mainstream network or production company.

    • @sbz666_
      @sbz666_ Год назад

      ​@@afrocoolio25 "Tbf you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand TAFS". Your post is retarded af.

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic Год назад

      yup. totally, totally spot on.

    • @xxhorrorpunkxx
      @xxhorrorpunkxx Год назад +2

      @@afrocoolio25 the next tim and eric? lol no where near the same. tim and eric is mostly cringe/surreal humor. tafs feels like a long running cumtown joke to me.

    • @johnsy1eleven
      @johnsy1eleven Год назад +48

      I feel like the “Stav” character is soooo easy. Find a dude with half a brain, two stomachs and a reasonable grasp of pop cumture. Bam! Shows back

  • @frendam3468
    @frendam3468 3 года назад +22

    This show is really one of the few things keeping me from killing myself

  • @j946atFIVEFOUR88AA
    @j946atFIVEFOUR88AA Год назад +19

    This is leagues above TAFS. they really had a great dynamic

  • @thedumbdog1964
    @thedumbdog1964 3 года назад +21

    Feel real bad for this fella
    Fucking crying at the lipstick kiss on the letter

  • @IceCreamBuick
    @IceCreamBuick Год назад +22

    The Delorean just shittily cropped and put on the dealership really sells it.

  • @_nodegree
    @_nodegree 11 дней назад +1

    Honestly Adam’s “What kind of relationship did you guys have” 7:46 is so funny

  • @boptics643
    @boptics643 3 года назад +69

    I don’t know why but “a podcast about the westminster dog show” sounds so fucking depressing

    • @harperna3938
      @harperna3938 3 года назад +15

      it can't be worse than "a podcast about the woman who developed an autoimmune disease from her breast implants"

  • @haibu128
    @haibu128 Год назад +7

    This is the best episode of Comedy Bang Bang I’ve ever heard

  • @rollinburket
    @rollinburket 3 года назад +38

    shouts out to naperville man. heroin capital of the $100k+ median income chicago suburban area

  • @Rubixkewbe
    @Rubixkewbe Год назад +8

    im so happy for clicking this random video. this video is great

  • @reademandweep4402
    @reademandweep4402 Год назад +10

    and some of us learn the same lesson over and over and over again 😂

  • @5150ThisIsBaitPYSCH
    @5150ThisIsBaitPYSCH 3 года назад +24

    tell me why naperville is just a bunch of car dealerships and thats about it, i would say i know which toyota dealership this is since i live by naperville but theres like 50 of them.

    • @5150ThisIsBaitPYSCH
      @5150ThisIsBaitPYSCH 3 года назад +6

      actaully crazy how googling "toyota dealership" shows this image first, idk if its targeted by where i live, but frfr point proven, naperville is just a town of car dealerships and thats it. Also thinking bout putting this sharpie up my butt for the rest of the day, cause im gay.

    • @thatguybehindtheglass
      @thatguybehindtheglass 2 года назад +5

      The reason is easy to explain:
      I'm gay.

  • @galenfrei1092
    @galenfrei1092 3 года назад +162

    Funny how Nick's bits are way better now that he has the safety of tanking the show. He's letting himself care again.
    He is 100% gonna commit suicide when it's over

    • @cjh2811
      @cjh2811 3 года назад +13

      I'm interested to see what happens with Nick, funniest person on the planet

    • @mikeyorkav4039
      @mikeyorkav4039 2 года назад

      @@cjh2811 i just want to hand nick a bottle of jack and an 8-ball and watch him self-destruct in the most beautiful way possible...
      ...also, im gay

    • @Brett733
      @Brett733 Год назад +4

      @@cjh2811 best riffer hands down

    • @trashteamracing8262
      @trashteamracing8262 Год назад +2

      You may be right, but I can't tell because there isn't a laugh track anymore.

  • @duzthegreat3310
    @duzthegreat3310 3 года назад +31

    And they say rape jokes can't be funny 😅

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 Год назад +10

    just the damn title and thumbnail got a good laught out of me

  • @KR-ki9hw
    @KR-ki9hw Год назад +23

    Culver's is fucking great. I was glad to get one within a ten minute drive.

    • @jakezepeda1267
      @jakezepeda1267 Год назад +1

      What a coincidence one recently opened near where I live too lol.

  • @andrewsadler3937
    @andrewsadler3937 11 месяцев назад +7

    This one, Eric Clapton, and Ben Shapiro/Mr. Feeny kills me everytime

    • @493HZ
      @493HZ 2 месяца назад

      Oh boy, I'm gonna meet Mr feeny

  • @VS666
    @VS666 Год назад +5

    that's funny, Naperville was where I bought my first new car...2012 Scion tC

  • @jacquesdeburgo2878
    @jacquesdeburgo2878 8 месяцев назад +4

    12:50 truly a joyous laugh from the rotund man

  • @quadeesimo815
    @quadeesimo815 6 месяцев назад +3

    I think an underrated line is "the worst part about it is I couldn't do my podcast" after discussing his prison rape.

  • @wouldntyouliketoknow1477
    @wouldntyouliketoknow1477 6 месяцев назад +3

    Jim is a blend of Norm McDonald and Cricket from Sunny in Philly..

  • @MaxwellVador
    @MaxwellVador 3 года назад +35

    Lmao you used the dealership I bought my tundra from in the thumbnail

    • @dc-pb1wo
      @dc-pb1wo Год назад +5

      Oh you got a Delorean tundra? Lucky you

  • @pandavelli8176
    @pandavelli8176 11 месяцев назад +4

    I will never feel the happiness and excitement I felt in my youth. I’m not even that old but this painful realization is setting in already. All the drugs, anabolic steroids, vapes, porn, sex, guns, cars, houses, video games, money, all of it is empty. Would a major life change help, or is the grass just greener from here and I’ll just be more empty and numb? These are the questions I’m facing daily.
    Oh yeah, I’m here so guess I’m gay.

    • @starblade1
      @starblade1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Man fuckin same brother literally to the T. Idk what the answer is, but I wish you the best and I hope I figure it out too.
      Also I am violently gay.

  • @jpgrignon1
    @jpgrignon1 3 года назад +10

    I think this was the best episodes I've seen

  • @jb-eq6no
    @jb-eq6no 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love how you can hear just how upset Nick is at Stav for trying to sound smart with his knowledge of the US route 40 going through a Maryland highway

  • @493HZ
    @493HZ 4 месяца назад +1

    'long story short i got r***d' is so funny, the tone and cadence is perfect 😂😂😂😂

  • @mustardtigre1558
    @mustardtigre1558 7 месяцев назад +3

    “It’s like the NBA” killed me

  • @AdrianHertz
    @AdrianHertz 3 года назад +5

    That toyota dealer went full Lary nassar at the end

  • @ChronoTango
    @ChronoTango 21 день назад

    The sheer density of the comedy in this makes Stav look underweight.

  • @llamapajamas223
    @llamapajamas223 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love the most about this lore is that the police, detectives, the judges all concluded that Jim from Fondelac was not using self defense for being raped because they think he was into it.

  • @a-gnosis
    @a-gnosis Год назад +5

    a clinic in improvisation 😂

  • @nortonman5238
    @nortonman5238 Год назад +4

    Just realized thats the Naperville toyota down the road 😂

    • @evanfinch4987
      @evanfinch4987 7 месяцев назад

      its basically like you met someone famous what a rush

  • @keard558
    @keard558 2 года назад +6

    Well.. who dya think drives toe yodas?

  • @babloescobango5143
    @babloescobango5143 5 месяцев назад +2

    Nick predicted baby reindeer

  • @unhelpfulrevelations7989
    @unhelpfulrevelations7989 11 месяцев назад

    the tangent about dogshow ball fondling was legit better than most modern standup

  • @DrLazerbeam
    @DrLazerbeam Год назад +3

    i thought this was gonna be the delorean toyota bit not Ian Fidances weekend

  • @HerrTex
    @HerrTex 2 месяца назад

    funniest podcast bit ive ever heard

  • @goodnessgraciousitellya5004
    @goodnessgraciousitellya5004 4 месяца назад

    This was incredible. Poor Jim 🐶

  • @carclain123
    @carclain123 2 года назад +3

    Delorean? More like 5 a.m.

  • @DevinNixonDavis
    @DevinNixonDavis 2 года назад +3

    They used the Toyota in Naperville Illinois in the thumbnail lol

  • @BungusPungus
    @BungusPungus 3 года назад +11

    Hell yeah dude

  • @bradprater4789
    @bradprater4789 Год назад +1

    The algorithm thinks this is a guide to buying used cars

  • @allforthebit
    @allforthebit 2 года назад +3

    The greatest bit

  • @jlarkin2591
    @jlarkin2591 Год назад +2

    Hey I bought my truck from Toyota of Naperville. What’s up my boy

  • @Creekmore
    @Creekmore 11 месяцев назад +1

    I know that dealership in the thumbnail

  • @shubamama1
    @shubamama1 2 месяца назад

    “Try proving that in a court of law” lmaoo

  • @hughquigley5337
    @hughquigley5337 7 месяцев назад +1

    I am really appreciative of the Midwestern representation. I thought the thumbnail photo of the Naperville Toyota dealer was just a weird coincidence but nope!

  • @xbmpr
    @xbmpr 23 дня назад

    Jim From Fond du Lac, Bobby Slayton and Eric Clapton are best fugue states.

  • @paulkossak7761
    @paulkossak7761 6 месяцев назад +1

    Stav is a great straight man for Adam.

  • @pipbernadotte6707
    @pipbernadotte6707 Год назад +4

    Why does he sound like a Martin Scorsese narrator?

  • @ASuperCoolUsername
    @ASuperCoolUsername Год назад +1

    anybody know what ep this was?

  • @fluenthaiku
    @fluenthaiku 3 месяца назад +1

    It's like Baby Reindeer but in the US lol

  • @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese
    @sayLeotardbutsayitChinese 3 месяца назад +1

    "Somethin's up" lmao

  • @noahcinzio3250
    @noahcinzio3250 Год назад +1

    That’s actually the Toyota dealership where I live 😂

    • @hello-rq8kf
      @hello-rq8kf 7 месяцев назад

      meet at the culvers?

  • @seanmcdonald4225
    @seanmcdonald4225 2 месяца назад

    I spit out my drink in the first 30 seconds

  • @Cinerary
    @Cinerary 8 месяцев назад

    Lmao. Nick sounds like Hank Azeria as Bartok the bat in Anastasia

  • @Sonicthehedgefundmanager
    @Sonicthehedgefundmanager Год назад +4

    Somethin’s up

  • @VersusArdua
    @VersusArdua 3 месяца назад

    this is just the US baby reindeer fr

  • @dennismidolo3372
    @dennismidolo3372 Год назад +2

    AYE PAL IM IN THE UION

  • @BodyheadPictures
    @BodyheadPictures 2 года назад +6

    How in the fuck did you get ads on this

  • @kaiii_3_3_3
    @kaiii_3_3_3 9 месяцев назад

    I wish I could show the bros at the dealership

  • @jacobweinstein9136
    @jacobweinstein9136 Год назад +1

    Is Nick imitating Larry Nassar at the end?

  • @notinspectorgadget
    @notinspectorgadget 6 месяцев назад +2

    Stav trying to keep track of what's going on in these nonsense stories while Adam just kinda sits back and accepts everything being shit out of Nicks mouth is never not funny.

  • @donkedik7793
    @donkedik7793 11 месяцев назад +5

    Wait, we were supposed to stop using the N word back in the 80's?

  • @ComplaintsonaPlate
    @ComplaintsonaPlate 2 года назад +5

    What is the moustache guy in your thumbnails off?

  • @OngoGablogian185
    @OngoGablogian185 7 месяцев назад +1

    Stav's laugh used to only mildly irritate me, and I could handle it, but coming back to these now, I find it unbearable.

  • @moistnar
    @moistnar 7 месяцев назад

    This is like a top 3 bit in the history of the podcast. Also I'm gay

  • @LuisBeltran1982
    @LuisBeltran1982 28 дней назад

    THE showDAG

  • @lewisgibbens9918
    @lewisgibbens9918 Год назад

    I thought this was the trumpet guy interview

  • @GriffinDuyThespian
    @GriffinDuyThespian Год назад +1

    dude jimmy's pic is hawt

  • @toomuchtug8345
    @toomuchtug8345 6 месяцев назад

    Nietzsche once said, "i'm gay"

  • @justPLEASE_579
    @justPLEASE_579 Год назад

    What episode was this again?

  • @floppycopy1284
    @floppycopy1284 11 месяцев назад

    All time