Had a supervisor like this. I think my favorite lie of his was was P!nk and Tupac were married and he partied at their house. Went on about it for like an hour too
Last weekend I went to a free Jerry Garcia tribute concert in the park and went to the booth of some dude who was peddling animal bone pipes. 20 seconds into the conversation he said his nickname is Bucky because he used to a buck knife to castrate the local pedophile. Then I asked him about this evil wood monkey paw with a breast cancer ribbon and said it was for his friend he almost cured of cancer until she died in a house fire. Sold me a squirrel bone pipe for 10 bucks.
I went to elementary school with a kid like this. I felt sort of sorry for him so I tried to be friendly with him, but he would call my house constantly with his bullshit. My grandpa had Alzheimer’s and he told him that there was a full scale gang war happening in the middle of our less than two thousand people small town. Scared the shit outta my grandpa haha
Funniest thing is I looked up that "Disco 9000" movie Adam talked about that that guy he knew claimed to be in and the best part is not only was he credited in that movie but on his IMDB it shows he was also in fucking "Chinatown" as "un-credited driver" lol
@@josephsouza9599 I was talking about Chinatown yea but honestly I feel like disco 9000 can’t be a bad film with that great title Reminds me of disco godfather idk
Dude can you remember the comic Nick talked about where a punchline to one of his jokes was just "hovercraft" then he does a very lazy hovercraft impression?
Yes Nick, we know comedians are cool and refer to eachother by their last names only like the military, but that only makes sense when the comedians are actually well known. We don’t know who Tweezy, Gayson, Vanderbroth and McDuck are.
I think nick mullen is one of the funniest people alive. But the poor guy invited him to his house, with his wife, you don't have to destroy every aspect of his life to make yourself feel better. You win man, you have a million subscribers, why shit on the poor guy. Nick is a bad person.
I googled, "Mike Diesel" it really is the guy on the thumbnail.
Yeah same I thought they were just being mean but no that's what he looks like lol
Jesus christ lol
I genuinely thought that this was a picture of a cop with Down’s syndrome
I thought it was a downs cop
He's a thumb alright
Stavros is actually a commonly used weight measurement
Unit of measurement for a 5 ton load.
Ronnie Colemans max squat was actually measured in Stavros
@@captainunderdong3241 yeah it was .1 Stavros which is insanely impressive
My penis weighs 0.6 Stavros
It’s like a nautical ton but for higher gravity
I love how the people at the bar told Mike desiel they’d take care of the dead body because they saw the guy step on his wife’s shoe
The guy in the thumbnail looks like Chief Wiggam come to life.
Whaa
i googled it thats literally the guy they’re talking about lmao
“Twice the size of stavros”
So, ten thousand pounds.
And mind you this is back when Stav was 230-250 pounds. He's now literally over 300. He'll be dead before he's even 40.
11:13
So glad that he left the show
@@Petemossfunguy he added nothing to it but noise.
I don’t know why, but “Hey, that’s Mike Diesel” made me laugh my ass off.
Had a supervisor like this. I think my favorite lie of his was was P!nk and Tupac were married and he partied at their house. Went on about it for like an hour too
Last weekend I went to a free Jerry Garcia tribute concert in the park and went to the booth of some dude who was peddling animal bone pipes. 20 seconds into the conversation he said his nickname is Bucky because he used to a buck knife to castrate the local pedophile. Then I asked him about this evil wood monkey paw with a breast cancer ribbon and said it was for his friend he almost cured of cancer until she died in a house fire.
Sold me a squirrel bone pipe for 10 bucks.
I worked for a guy who claimed he was John McCain's personal enemy because he wrote articles about him in Arizona.
My wife's uncle has mentioned to me on 2 occasions now that Antonio Banderas voices SpongeBob
People who don’t yet realize google exist.
@@bakedveal2624
You have a wife? That's fuckin gay, dude.
I went to elementary school with a kid like this. I felt sort of sorry for him so I tried to be friendly with him, but he would call my house constantly with his bullshit. My grandpa had Alzheimer’s and he told him that there was a full scale gang war happening in the middle of our less than two thousand people small town. Scared the shit outta my grandpa haha
To be fair, "tricking dementia-ridden old person there's a black gang war spilling into the streets" is a great bit.
lmfao
Funniest thing is I looked up that "Disco 9000" movie Adam talked about that that guy he knew claimed to be in and the best part is not only was he credited in that movie but on his IMDB it shows he was also in fucking "Chinatown" as "un-credited driver" lol
One of the best films ever made wtf
@@maxalvarez5223 chinatown?
@@josephsouza9599 I was talking about Chinatown yea but honestly I feel like disco 9000 can’t be a bad film with that great title
Reminds me of disco godfather idk
mike diesel sounds like a regularcarreviews character
drop the cookies sir, DROP THE COOKIES
I got it ;)
The line “Mike was literally lying through his teeth” always makes me laugh
i don't know how anyone can say Stav has the worst laugh ever when Adam's face shits out sounds like this 7:46
It sounds like an inward breathing laugh and i mocked it for like 5 mins before i read this
he sounds like he's dying from a punctured lung
@@levvy16 ahhh that would be so great!
Stav's laugh can be annoying at first, but Adam's is the fucking worst. Even his laugh has vocal fry.
I still dont know why they have their writer on the show hes not funny in person
I come back to this as often as I can. Fucking hilarious
now if you google Mike Diesel one of the first results is the thumbnail for this video
Nick's stories are worth more than the diary of Anne frank.
So true
Nick autistically knowing US Acres but that is a hilarious comparison
Adam always does the same voice regardless of who he's impersonating.
"The worst one ever" at episode 6
loving the Cumt own content!
We should cumt ogether. I’m gay
Tha nks
How does Nick even remember all these things
he's like a homosexual rain man for riffs
Mild autism
Autism and abuse
Autism.
In all seriousness though, what are you implying, that remembering amusing or interesting events from your own life isn't normal? Xl
@@YourPalHDee I have a bad memory I don't remember most of my life
Everyone sounds like they are on the sexual offenders lists
give it a few years
they are.
@@aboubacaramine8689 Aged like fine wine
@@feelfreetoscreenshot1733what's this in reference to?
I looked up ‘Tom flood’ comedy and diesel was right, that shit is avant-garde af. Genius stuff
Everyone talks shit on Stav's laugh, but Adam's laugh sounds like a dry gag.
.4 is 40 percent. Mike saw that he is 40% fat and didn’t understand lmao
He said 0.4%, that doesn't equal 40 of anything
God I love hearing about shitty comedians from Nick’s past
Dude can you remember the comic Nick talked about where a punchline to one of his jokes was just "hovercraft" then he does a very lazy hovercraft impression?
im on the 10th rewatch of this video and im just now finding out that its a picture of mike diesel and not a stock photo of a cop with downsyndrome
He looks even more like a baby than Stav somehow
I cant believe that thumbnail is really him
Tom Flood just got saved by the bell
this was the first Cum Town bit i ever found a couple years ago lmaooo
“…thanks for the drink.”
I really thought this thumbnail was an photoshopped overweight Eckhart Tolle
Does anybody remember the name of the comedian Nick talks about with the moustache who did the "hovercraft" bit?
"I feel like we need to end this one with a bang."
These are some sad stories lol
The morning of my ship date to BCT. Gonna end it all with a bang
One of my sisters is a pathological liar too. After a while it's just funny that someone makes up ridiculous shit so much.
Dyke measle
The first youtube video that pops up is this😂
Body fat percentage below 3.0% (for men) can be fatal. Your organs can stop working at that level. 0.4% is literally completely impossible
Vins lil bro lookin thicc
I thought they were just making this guy up on the fly
Maybe instead of .4% body he just meant he was .4 body fat
Is that Adam’s laugh? Wtf
Yes Nick, we know comedians are cool and refer to eachother by their last names only like the military, but that only makes sense when the comedians are actually well known. We don’t know who Tweezy, Gayson, Vanderbroth and McDuck are.
Haaamburger.
yo wtf adam's teacher was in chinatown
11:12 😂
Didn’t they make 4 movies about this guy called John Wick
September 13th is my birthday
Damn mine too lol
Anyone else gay?
Hell yeah dude
Extremely
Well I'm bi-curious....with a real taste for cock
3:34
Man Adam is such a chick
Can’t riff to save his life
Lol. Yep
I think nick mullen is one of the funniest people alive.
But the poor guy invited him to his house, with his wife, you don't have to destroy every aspect of his life to make yourself feel better.
You win man, you have a million subscribers, why shit on the poor guy. Nick is a bad person.
Psychological liars need to be made fun of
I think Mike desiel would find this funny lol
Thats a gay opinion
Two things can be true
based on the picture, something tells me Nick's impression is really inaccurate lol
Sound like a guy I used to work with. Always tell complete b.s. stories.
bing
Adams laughs was particularly vile in this one
He looks like his name.
Adam has the worst laugh in existence