especially after nick's stinker ass "i witnessed a murder well no actually a murder happened near me and it was kind of inconvenient, i saw them put him in an ambulance" story. For once Adam should have just interrupted him.
What's really funny is that Adam interrupts, Nick and Stav shit on him and say they're gonna shit in him more once Nick finishes his story, and when he does, Adam actually has something really interesting and funny to say so they can't hound on him.
Can you imagine being scared and confused in your final moments, you’re lying dazed on the ground only to see nick mullen staring at you from a window. what a thing to have happen to a fella
Nick would make a great CSI lead actor. "Whoever killed him (rips off sunglasses) had to be gay." Then Wont Be Gay Again by The Who's Gay starts playing
In 2019 I got out of my car at a Walmart to get my daughter a school lunch and as soon as I look up I see a guy 20ft away put a gun to his head and pull the trigger killing himself. Before I can process what the fuck just happened a crowd of onlookers father around to look at the body. I went on my way getting the lunch and on my way out I see the cops there and 3 bodies being loaded into ambulances. Turns out I missed this guy killing his ex wife and her new boyfriend. Then I took my daughter her lunch
The worst Vegas brag was in the new episode when he said "MY Raiders" are in the Wild Card game, like they didn't move there last season while he's been in New York City.
A dude got shot in the face on my block and the city never cleaned up the blood. I used a bucket to wash away the spots in front of my building and the rain took care of the rest eventually. For like a week afterward I would walk my dog and have to pull her away from trying to lick the blood. The guy lived, btw. Some gang thing where they shoved a gun in his mouth in his doorway and blew his jaw off. He was running up and down the block groaning and spilling blood everywhere. That was East New York. I live in Crown Heights now.
A guy got stabbed right outside my window and he bled out waiting for the cops to get there. It was some sort of fight at a funeral for the lady next door who just died. I guess it was someone from his family who stabbed him. There was a bunch of family out there yelling and screaming and crying, really nothing I could do. I think I was watching Kanye West videos on RUclips at the time and I just went back to that. The fire department did come the next day and hose the blood off the sidewalk.
For what its worth, EMT companies do have a service that cleans up blood on the sidewalk. Contrary to Nick's statement, they aren't just leaving massive pools of blood to dry in the street.
I'm pretty sure they just pour something on it. It turns a yellow color and evaporates faster. But they don't wash it away. Could be different in different places.
Adam: talking about CBS's CSI... That put my city; Las Vegas on the map! Ummmm I think LV had a long long history of 🏨🎠🎢🎪🎰 way way BEFORE, CSI. I would agree Las Vegas NV was widely known as having a highly rated CSI-crime scene unit 2nd only to the FBI/Quantico VA lab 🔬🧫🩸
For viewers, those unaware. Shot Spotter is a newer; 2010s era multi media system started in SW Asia which can use 🔊💻🛰 to rapidly scan-locate loud noises like gun shots or bombs, 💥. New York has it. DC Metro has it. Pittsburgh PA has it too. I think NOLA/New Orleans has Shot Spotter.
I like how Adam's bit actually turned out to be good.
Ok Adam....
He just have to wait his turn
especially after nick's stinker ass "i witnessed a murder well no actually a murder happened near me and it was kind of inconvenient, i saw them put him in an ambulance" story. For once Adam should have just interrupted him.
adams bits are always good
@@dreven4692 they’re rarely good, and typically gay
I love how in the image they use it looks like Nick’s about to tell on me.
His finger looks like the chalk outlines willy
Nick seems like the type of kid to knock down something and blame it all on you when you least expect it.
Looks like its me he is pointing to tho
Also im gay, so maybe thats why he is pointing at me.
He’s telling you you’re gay.
i could see adam being a messenger between two warring factions in the hood
The Bridge of Lies
Adam plays the Tom Hanks role
hes the guy from road warrior who gets his fingers chopped off by the kid with the boomerang
Baby Nuts Corn-Pop
Hebjimbo
Like the Christian and Muslims using Jews as middle men in medieval times.
What's really funny is that Adam interrupts, Nick and Stav shit on him and say they're gonna shit in him more once Nick finishes his story, and when he does, Adam actually has something really interesting and funny to say so they can't hound on him.
Thanks for the summary
Nick: I forgot to talk about that I witnessed a murder
Stav: Oh yeaaaaahhhh HAHAHAHA
Can you imagine being scared and confused in your final moments, you’re lying dazed on the ground only to see nick mullen staring at you from a window. what a thing to have happen to a fella
Nick would make a great CSI lead actor. "Whoever killed him (rips off sunglasses) had to be gay." Then Wont Be Gay Again by The Who's Gay starts playing
“Well, Frank…….it looks like the case….was blown wide open”. (Yeaaaahhhh!!!)
In 2019 I got out of my car at a Walmart to get my daughter a school lunch and as soon as I look up I see a guy 20ft away put a gun to his head and pull the trigger killing himself. Before I can process what the fuck just happened a crowd of onlookers father around to look at the body. I went on my way getting the lunch and on my way out I see the cops there and 3 bodies being loaded into ambulances. Turns out I missed this guy killing his ex wife and her new boyfriend. Then I took my daughter her lunch
Dope
Classic
You’re not cool, though.
You're a good gay father
I would of walked over and grabbed the wallets. Free lunch
Somehow, against all odds, Nick's story wasn't funny and Adam's story actually was.
“CSI put Vegas on the map” ok adam
The worst Vegas brag was in the new episode when he said "MY Raiders" are in the Wild Card game, like they didn't move there last season while he's been in New York City.
Adam has the traditional NY, New Jersey, Boston type trait of using possession phrases. Like a senior citizen or someone from New York City. 🗽
@@DavidLLambertmobile”Jewish?”
It's funny that his recollection of a human beings last moments was watching a video where the funny part is the shit and diarrhea sounds
Ear-witness
"Well you tell OG...!"
One of Stavvy's best one-liners
A dude got shot in the face on my block and the city never cleaned up the blood. I used a bucket to wash away the spots in front of my building and the rain took care of the rest eventually. For like a week afterward I would walk my dog and have to pull her away from trying to lick the blood. The guy lived, btw. Some gang thing where they shoved a gun in his mouth in his doorway and blew his jaw off. He was running up and down the block groaning and spilling blood everywhere. That was East New York. I live in Crown Heights now.
A guy got stabbed right outside my window and he bled out waiting for the cops to get there. It was some sort of fight at a funeral for the lady next door who just died. I guess it was someone from his family who stabbed him. There was a bunch of family out there yelling and screaming and crying, really nothing I could do. I think I was watching Kanye West videos on RUclips at the time and I just went back to that. The fire department did come the next day and hose the blood off the sidewalk.
Nice
Where at?
Who cares
I do
For what its worth, EMT companies do have a service that cleans up blood on the sidewalk. Contrary to Nick's statement, they aren't just leaving massive pools of blood to dry in the street.
There’s been a massive pool of blood on my street for months🤷🏼♂️
@@officialroxxmusic that's odd. I used to work for Superior Ambulance and I was told that city crews clean that shit up.
@@EastboundAndDowns city to city maybe🤷🏼♂️ I’m sure on a nicer street they would have gotten to it by now lol
I'm pretty sure they just pour something on it. It turns a yellow color and evaporates faster. But they don't wash it away. Could be different in different places.
@@kingqp that’s how it is here too but if it’s on concrete it doesn’t really work I don’t think because they always leave it on concrete🤷🏼♂️
Bro how did I get a visit Israel ad during this? Thanks Adam
witnissing a murder is not just hearing gunshots, how gay.
If thats witnessing a murder than i witness a murder pretty much every night
@@AZOMBIERYO yah, i must have witnessed like 30 murders every 4th of july/new years too,..
He saw the dead guy outside too
Imagine this video being brought into court as evidence. For TWO separate crimes.
The reveal that Adam's story actually is more interesting is legendary
Be said he’s gonna teach me a lesson in keeping secrets
Iv found two dead bodies in my life but not murder yet. Once I do I will finally be gay
Being alive is so straight
@@drumboarder1 straight as an arrow 🏹
@BackToSchool 🤫
“Hold on, he witnessed a murder!”
Nick should have asked the lady if she regrets her parenting methods
And how the relationship was with the boys father
That is so new york
I didn’t know nick was married
(To a man)
@@YouLittleBrick he wouldn’t have it any other way
What’s his name?
@@chilibeer3912 Charls
He’s married to the game
I've been to Phoenix Arizona all the way to Dakota Philadelphia Atlanta im gay
It’s Tacoma not Dakota
speak on that speak on that
YOU MY WITNESS
Of course Nick witnessed a murder. Who else could this happen to ?
So I was in the window during the last action hero
I thought they had strong gun control
"That is so New York" Yep murders don't happen anywhere else.
NYC invented murder
They're a rarity in white areas.
That's the joke boss
Adam was making a joke. You not realizing that makes you the Adam of Adams. It also makes you gay.
The attitude to murder in New York is similar in its insectoidity to how Chinese people walk past people who get run over.
Stav continues to nurture that giant goiter under his chin?
He is
its hard to take nick seriously after realising he pretty much bases his entire personality on dennis from always sunny
Lol, give him some credit, he's every throwaya protagonist from any wanky modernist piece of lit.
true or false?
I got time 😸🤣
yooo he witness kay flock shooting someone?
Adams story way cooler
Kunze Parkways
This is a
Video
We live in a town full of criminals hahahah we are probably the next victims hahaha move fellas
well i dont think theyve been murdered yet so it seems fine to me
1st 👍🏻
Yeah, but are you the first GAY? Though not pal, that’s me 😎
@@FartinHolesInMyUndies I'm the first bi here. Get fucked
And therefore the best....at being gay
Adam: talking about CBS's CSI... That put my city; Las Vegas on the map! Ummmm I think LV had a long long history of 🏨🎠🎢🎪🎰 way way BEFORE, CSI. I would agree Las Vegas NV was widely known as having a highly rated CSI-crime scene unit 2nd only to the FBI/Quantico VA lab 🔬🧫🩸
For viewers, those unaware. Shot Spotter is a newer; 2010s era multi media system started in SW Asia which can use 🔊💻🛰 to rapidly scan-locate loud noises like gun shots or bombs, 💥. New York has it. DC Metro has it. Pittsburgh PA has it too. I think NOLA/New Orleans has Shot Spotter.