RUclips (YT) was made by Yorkshire Tea (YT) to sell more Spiffing Brit videos Change my mind he isn‘t sponsored, because they already pay him for making videos
Here I sit, so dejected My request has been rejected "Please, sir Spiff", I implored For my game to be explored But not a whisper of reply From the Brit, or just a fly Dungeon Keeper is the name Of the lovely golden game Is it balanced? Is it not? Are there exploits to be sought? Please, dear friends, with likes galore This comment will not be ignored And thus I take my leave of thee May you never run out of tea
you can pretty much break the science in gal civ 3 without expoiting a glitch in the game by taking ancient as one of your starting traits, this unlocks a nifty tech tree that makes your ships do all sorts of lovely things like cost no maintenance and repair themselves on their own without the need to install any mods onto them. but the thing that ancient does to break the science balance is for every relic of any type that you connect to a starbase you get +10% science to all your worlds, science relics give +10% for the relic itself and additional 10% for the ancient trait + ascention crystals add +1 raw science production, which is then boosted by all your % increases And just to make it extra spicy, every single upgrade to the relic point collection on your starbases adds another 10% science, or 1+ raw science from ascension cystals. In my current game ive got 0 research buildings but every single one of my planets is giving me over 100 science, im not up to the final age yet, but for the most expensive stuff i am able to research it takes 3 turns, everything else only takes 1 turn :D + in addition to the redicoulose science ive also got all them % boosts that naturally come with relics, ive got something like 100% to moral, 30% production, 60% economy 40% to influcence and from all the science from all the differant things something like +22 raw science and + 300% science for every world in addition to what the worlds naturally produce on their own. Also Thanks to the massive moral boost im also taxing my population at 90% and they are still all 100% happy except for 3 worlds that have yet to build their entertainment buildings. This money is being poured into starbase defenses so i never lose my juicy bonuses, whilst im mass producing a royal navy that is centuries ahead of everyone else and will go forth and colonise the alien civilizations in order to force them to buy tea from me :D
He is the best free advertisement any company has ever had. I have never bought into any paid promotions on youtube and this guy gets me to buy a big pack of tea in an instant.
I stopped playing Game Dev Tycoon because once you understand how the rating system works, the game is really easy to just blast through. I'm curious what Spiff would do with it xD
Can we all appreciate how the Spiff can actually use all the images of the Queen he wants without being stroke down by DMCA in a post-article XIII Europe?
@@CeloHunter yeah, that's a pretty standard expression, "I'm 20 minutes from home" for example. I'm not sure a character in a book was the first one to use this lol. Seeing someone coming from 7000 years away is a whole different ball game altogether.
@@Galerak1 yeah i know but in the book he speaks about how the people rarely uses km or miles as reference because space is big and now they use time as measure.
I know this is late but every time Queenie and Phil pop up I am reminded of the 6th Dune book with the old British couple as a pair of omniscient beings on the level of a god. They were some kind of mysterious new entity in the universe and a super massive yet looming threat. But all they were ever depicted as were an old British farming couple. Man that series got weird.
I love these videos... and I want to see the rest of the galaxy taken over by the power of the Queen & of course the divine power of tea. Please make more episodes of Galatic Civilizations!
Spiff, my guy. I need you sent me some more tea bag, a new union jack flag( mine broke. saluted too hard), and the mailing service lost the picture of the Queen that you sent me. i think she going to want to have a chat with them. lol great 2 parter.
Ahh a new spiff video. Even though here in Brazil we don't have Yorkshire tea, I can still enjoy this awesome voice while taking a bath. A nice warm bath. Humm perfection.
The trading sustem might not be that unrealistic. That was First Contact between an advanced species and another which they think is not as advanced. How "fair" were the first trades between Europeans and the native populatiobs of the Americas? "Give us all of your resources for perpetuity and we'll give you these shiny beads."
Spiff, how could you? While you're being destroyed, you've completely drained the queen of her power from reversing time so much. She's on a IV drip of Yorkshire Tea Gold just to keep her alive. Unbelievable.
Why is it I'm always napping after a warm cup of tea and then I wake up and get to drink more tea whilst watching a Brit who is also drinking tea whilst telling me to drink tea. I love this channel lmao
Spiff: *Horrendously breaks game into weeping mess of code on the floor, the tears of which he steeps his Yorkshire Tea Gold for afternoon tea.* Also Spiff: I don't know what's going on, nothing makes any sense!?
Might I suggest Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion? It's another brilliant Stardock game, ripe for the exploiting! Whatever video comes next though, keep up the awesome work!
Sir, you have cursed me. Just hearing your voice on another friend's computer makes me crave tea now. I have become addicted and even now decorate my dorm with the image of the Queen, know you've made me into this and I used to be an American.
If it helps with the people you want to sponsor you, I just ordered a big box of Yorkshire Tea, and it is absolutely glorious. Never would've ordered that tea if not for your videos lol.
Hey Spiff, i uselly watch your videos at night and you just spitt in my eyes every 20seconds with those white background stockphotos much luv anyways ♥
Even though I may be an American I never watch a spiffing video without a cup of tea and a top hat alongside me which might explain why i always seem to get a British accent by the end of a 2 hour spiff marathon
Captain here: The reason why it says 2 turns, but it researches in 1 is because you have some research left over from the previous tech. I think it gets stockpiled to some ammount, but im not sure if indefinetly.
Hey Spiff! Great idea for you next vid! its called "GTA Online: A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits" Step 1: Buy an Oppressor MK II from warstock Step 2: Thats it. You are now OP and can now grieve every other player!
I am owning GalCiv 3 probably longer than anyone else because I backed it only a few hours after its development was announced and became available for backing (this also means I've been receiving every DLC for free since then) but I must admit it that I really haven't encountered these exploits despite the game being plagued with some weird bugs. I know GalCiv2 had tons of exploits and they were somewhat part of the mechanic, or so it felt, actually expected from you to use them in order to be able to compete on Metaverse.
Stat man must return a reconing cannot be postponed indefinitely the count must raise blood must flow the laughter of cruel god's must echo through the cosmos he must return we count the days
Expanding this exploit.... :D When the game slows enough you can build Multiple TYPES of rings on a starbase, so that it can be ALL 3 types of starbase and build Any module that you have researched. This includes the Speed boosts to your ships & penalties to everyone else's ships, and range extension to extend the range of All starbase's effects... 😲 WEAKNESS to the Exploit: you can only build a Maximum of 255 modules on a starbase. A reasonable limit given there are less than 100 modules to build & you can only build ONE of EACH. 😜
jesus i came here for the spiffing britt asmr and then the editors voice explodes in my headphones and i struggle to turn the volume off. Big jumpscare
Did you hurl a gaggle of ASDAs into orbit around your spaceports and call it day? Spiff, you're a mad lad! Have yourself a cup of tea, courtesy of the commonwealth.
We have paid your ransom all powerful editor
It was difficult I had to go without tea for an hour
@@Juggernawt I have around an hour left to live because I don't have enough tea in my blood for my organs to work.
Plottwist: Editor-senpai is actually 100 Statman who reincarnated in current time britania through the glorious power that is yorkshire tea.
The Spiffing Brit what about his marshmallow supply to put on his tea for it is GODLY
This is terrorism! And the Empire does not deal Tea to terrorists! Treason I call this... TREASON!
RUclips (YT) was made by
Yorkshire Tea (YT) to sell
more Spiffing Brit videos
Change my mind
he isn‘t sponsored, because they already pay him for making videos
YT: Stop right there
You mean paying him to exist?
@@Grugh YT: "You've violated the law!"
Here I sit, so dejected
My request has been rejected
"Please, sir Spiff", I implored
For my game to be explored
But not a whisper of reply
From the Brit, or just a fly
Dungeon Keeper is the name
Of the lovely golden game
Is it balanced? Is it not?
Are there exploits to be sought?
Please, dear friends, with likes galore
This comment will not be ignored
And thus I take my leave of thee
May you never run out of tea
nice poem m8
@@powercore2000 that is a very good poem
Splendid
impressively done
Using poetry to get the attention of Spiff is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits
Do it. Make a third video about how perfecly balanced "galactic civilization" 3 is.
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
I want to him have so much influence that EVERYTHING that can flip to him due to influence does. all mining bases etc.
Lets get The Spiffing Brit knighted so we can call him Sir Spiffing Brit.
Sir Spiff. It would be an honour to always refer to spiff as sir spiff of sea-land
We can recommend him to the Queen for his services to media.
@D0esNOtCOmpute I believe he is.
Minnesotan Freedomist yeah he is.
I like more Lord spiff
Developers to Spiffing: *Will you stop exploiting our games FOR 5 MINUTES.*
5.1 minutes later
@@lukebrown2674 r/woooosh
No
Spiffing: I see no exploits. You have fantastic features!
If they stop putting exploits and bugs in their games ;)
you can pretty much break the science in gal civ 3 without expoiting a glitch in the game by taking ancient as one of your starting traits, this unlocks a nifty tech tree that makes your ships do all sorts of lovely things like cost no maintenance and repair themselves on their own without the need to install any mods onto them.
but the thing that ancient does to break the science balance is for every relic of any type that you connect to a starbase you get +10% science to all your worlds, science relics give +10% for the relic itself and additional 10% for the ancient trait + ascention crystals add +1 raw science production, which is then boosted by all your % increases
And just to make it extra spicy, every single upgrade to the relic point collection on your starbases adds another 10% science, or 1+ raw science from ascension cystals.
In my current game ive got 0 research buildings but every single one of my planets is giving me over 100 science, im not up to the final age yet, but for the most expensive stuff i am able to research it takes 3 turns, everything else only takes 1 turn :D
+ in addition to the redicoulose science ive also got all them % boosts that naturally come with relics, ive got something like 100% to moral, 30% production, 60% economy 40% to influcence and from all the science from all the differant things something like +22 raw science and + 300% science for every world in addition to what the worlds naturally produce on their own.
Also Thanks to the massive moral boost im also taxing my population at 90% and they are still all 100% happy except for 3 worlds that have yet to build their entertainment buildings. This money is being poured into starbase defenses so i never lose my juicy bonuses, whilst im mass producing a royal navy that is centuries ahead of everyone else and will go forth and colonise the alien civilizations in order to force them to buy tea from me :D
Damn you brit, you made me buy a pack of yorkshire tea, I wasn't powerful enough to refuse your constant sugestions
Just had my first box delivered yesterday! You won't be disappointed!
S1R-D2 I could not resist either.
He is the best free advertisement any company has ever had. I have never bought into any paid promotions on youtube and this guy gets me to buy a big pack of tea in an instant.
@@Piemanding the last time I got excited over teabags was during my Halo LAN party days
@@Piemanding im pretty sure hes getting paid...
Research takes less turns than it writes because you have overflow research left from research before :)
could you do game dev tycoon sometime in the future? i'd love to see you destroy the gaming industry
yes pls, i know this game is awesome, so it must be double awesome when spiff uses exploits to break it.
@@dielaberbrudergaming6288 there's even a page on the internet that shows you what topic to use with what genre and everything
I stopped playing Game Dev Tycoon because once you understand how the rating system works, the game is really easy to just blast through. I'm curious what Spiff would do with it xD
Surely, it is in the interests of all of us to see you produce a New GALACTIC EMPIRE!
The sun never sets on any part of the British Empire. Look out at the stars, each is a sun and we own all of them.
Can we all appreciate how the Spiff can actually use all the images of the Queen he wants without being stroke down by DMCA in a post-article XIII Europe?
Article XII? Isn't that Twelve?
@@justelliot4870 yeah, sorry about that. My keyboard is kinda messed up so sometimes it doesn't work properly.
@@LoDaFTA Don't worry. I was just a bit confused.
That’s because the Queen gave him the secret special pass that allows him to share as many memes and copyrighted images as he wants
He also could be someone important in the British government
Im new to this communiTEA, just wanna say how good you making this videos, keep it up, so intresting and fun to watch it, of course with TEA.
Not any kind of tea, only the best, the most marvelous and glorius Yorkshire Tea, that's vital if you ask me. You are welcome, friend!
As a proud citizen of Grimsby I can confirm we are all Smugglers.
And we piss on peoples fish
"7000 years away"
Time as a distance, my brain just got noodled xD
in the expanse books one character talks about it, how in space they start to calculate distance as time, like "We are 4 months aways from earth".
@@CeloHunter yeah, that's a pretty standard expression, "I'm 20 minutes from home" for example. I'm not sure a character in a book was the first one to use this lol.
Seeing someone coming from 7000 years away is a whole different ball game altogether.
Time as distance is basically all that's used where I grew up.
I think it might be a British thing, I don’t just do it for distance...
@@Galerak1 yeah i know but in the book he speaks about how the people rarely uses km or miles as reference because space is big and now they use time as measure.
Have to see the end, even if it's a longer term series that takes weeks to finish, very good stuff
I know this is late but every time Queenie and Phil pop up I am reminded of the 6th Dune book with the old British couple as a pair of omniscient beings on the level of a god. They were some kind of mysterious new entity in the universe and a super massive yet looming threat. But all they were ever depicted as were an old British farming couple. Man that series got weird.
I love these videos... and I want to see the rest of the galaxy taken over by the power of the Queen & of course the divine power of tea. Please make more episodes of Galatic Civilizations!
"Grimsby is generating a good amount of money" things you wont hear anywhere else
Spiff, my guy. I need you sent me some more tea bag, a new union jack flag( mine broke. saluted too hard), and the mailing service lost the picture of the Queen that you sent me. i think she going to want to have a chat with them. lol great 2 parter.
11:55 'Snuggler Colony' Oh, Galciv 3...
Ahh a new spiff video.
Even though here in Brazil we don't have Yorkshire tea, I can still enjoy this awesome voice while taking a bath. A nice warm bath.
Humm perfection.
The trading sustem might not be that unrealistic. That was First Contact between an advanced species and another which they think is not as advanced. How "fair" were the first trades between Europeans and the native populatiobs of the Americas? "Give us all of your resources for perpetuity and we'll give you these shiny beads."
Fooking good video mate!
Spiff, how could you? While you're being destroyed, you've completely drained the queen of her power from reversing time so much. She's on a IV drip of Yorkshire Tea Gold just to keep her alive. Unbelievable.
The Brit has an Irish doing the hard work. Status quo as it should be.
l special ordered 80 bags of Yorkshire Tea to drink along with your videos. It really is good. Now I'm fully immersed.
Why is it I'm always napping after a warm cup of tea and then I wake up and get to drink more tea whilst watching a Brit who is also drinking tea whilst telling me to drink tea. I love this channel lmao
First 4 mins is an ASMR bug scheming.. please more of Gal Civ. 😁
Yorkshire Tea:
Subscribers of Spiff: Give this man a sponsorship.
Spiff: *Horrendously breaks game into weeping mess of code on the floor, the tears of which he steeps his Yorkshire Tea Gold for afternoon tea.*
Also Spiff: I don't know what's going on, nothing makes any sense!?
Congratz on your 1000 teabags editor.
I need moooooore of this particular savegame, Spiff!
You must keep making another video until you conquer the entire universe in Galactic Civilizations 3! For the queen and also the tea!
I'd love seeing the continuation of this madness.
You gave that man 1000 extra tea bags not my kink but you do you.
Love coffee..... i mean tea of course.... you are the best spiff. Long live the queen
Please Spiff we need more of this.
All that research *JUST* for Yorkshire Tea Cubes™ ?!
Now if that isn't absolutely Spiffing, i don't know what is. :D
i truly hope this will be a series. i want to see you conquer the universe
Spiffing Brit please do a Endless Legend or an Endless Space 2 video. I would love to see you break one of these perfectly balanced games
Might I suggest Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion? It's another brilliant Stardock game, ripe for the exploiting! Whatever video comes next though, keep up the awesome work!
Yorkshire Tea has been cubed! Spiff say it aint so 😢 !! Loot boxes confirmed to access this channel! Or was that surprise mechanics! I can never tell!
the loading is just like the time traveling in the lore....by the QUEEN HES A GENIUS!!!
I'm suprised yorkshire tea actually hasn't sponsered you yet.
Why bother? It wouldn’t change things that much to do so.
In true English fashion, Spiff shoves the hard work onto the Irish until they finally snap (just a joke okay)
love your videos spiff, hope you do a part 3 or just some more GalCiv :)
Sir, you have cursed me. Just hearing your voice on another friend's computer makes me crave tea now. I have become addicted and even now decorate my dorm with the image of the Queen, know you've made me into this and I used to be an American.
Love your vids Spiff
If it helps with the people you want to sponsor you, I just ordered a big box of Yorkshire Tea, and it is absolutely glorious. Never would've ordered that tea if not for your videos lol.
What's the spiffing Brits favorite fictional microscopic thing?
The T-virus.
Hey Spiff, i uselly watch your videos at night and you just spitt in my eyes every 20seconds with those white background stockphotos
much luv anyways ♥
Even though I may be an American I never watch a spiffing video without a cup of tea and a top hat alongside me which might explain why i always seem to get a British accent by the end of a 2 hour spiff marathon
A planet full of smugglers? A bunch of untrustworthy skags? I would have named it Britain. Lots of love from across the pond Spiff! lol
Yeetington? Now that has to be the most Spiffing Brit name for something...ever! lol
GCiv devs: our game is perfect
Spiffing Brit: *Builds Iserlohn Fortress*
Please do another episode! This is just great!
keep these series going i like it id like to see the end result
I want you to know that I bought some Yorkshire Tea just to have while watching your videos. It's really good, too. Thanks for the suggestion!
Please continue this!
Captain here:
The reason why it says 2 turns, but it researches in 1 is because you have some research left over from the previous tech. I think it gets stockpiled to some ammount, but im not sure if indefinetly.
Don’t worry about your Tea Bags, I have just gotten word that the queen will be sending you 300 free Tea Bags for you’re service
The British Navy has never known defeat... in space.
Hey Spiff!
Great idea for you next vid! its called "GTA Online: A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits"
Step 1: Buy an Oppressor MK II from warstock
Step 2: Thats it. You are now OP and can now grieve every other player!
Spiff did what early Brits did, tax the people too much. A true British lad
tbh the standard name of the Planet "Australis I" was pretty fitting too
Queenie and Phil, probably the best thing I have ever heard this year.
14 Starbases? Not interesting.
42? Now that's interesting...
I am owning GalCiv 3 probably longer than anyone else because I backed it only a few hours after its development was announced and became available for backing (this also means I've been receiving every DLC for free since then) but I must admit it that I really haven't encountered these exploits despite the game being plagued with some weird bugs. I know GalCiv2 had tons of exploits and they were somewhat part of the mechanic, or so it felt, actually expected from you to use them in order to be able to compete on Metaverse.
I love it when you break literally every humble games that i know :D
Spiff: Exists
Basic Economics:
Am I a joke to you?
Who even dislikes these videos?
They're perfectly balanced 😂😂😂
Now normally I dont negotiate with tearrorists but just for you Brit I made an exception
C'mon. This series is good. We need MORE
your editor sounds like a really badass dwarf
That's by far the best way I've heard the ulster accent described.
wow never expected shade being thrown at my home town lol
I bought a box of Yorkshire tea because of this channel
PLEASE make another video of this with its ending influence and everything !!
Don't stop, keep building you must
The power of tea compels you COFFEE
n0
BEGONE BEAN JUICE!
@@PrepareToDie0 BeGOne LEAf JUicE
Stat man must return a reconing cannot be postponed indefinitely the count must raise blood must flow the laughter of cruel god's must echo through the cosmos he must return we count the days
I tried to match the statmans kill count and crashed my game. Don't execute 200 people at one time people!
I mean those bombers were powered by Stella, and Stella is fighting Lager
Oh yes, I made planet flip to my side without knowing it. And I do it without cheesing the game.
And the saga of the crappy microphone continues... Spiff, dont downgrade your lovely voice! I cant handle it!
Expanding this exploit.... :D
When the game slows enough you can build Multiple TYPES of rings on a starbase, so that it can be ALL 3 types of starbase and build Any module that you have researched. This includes the Speed boosts to your ships & penalties to everyone else's ships, and range extension to extend the range of All starbase's effects... 😲
WEAKNESS to the Exploit: you can only build a Maximum of 255 modules on a starbase.
A reasonable limit given there are less than 100 modules to build & you can only build ONE of EACH. 😜
11:26 Some casual shade throwing right there.
Keep going, I want to see how this ends.
The editor will attack us all so we will never be able to stop watching spiffing Brit.
jesus i came here for the spiffing britt asmr and then the editors voice explodes in my headphones and i struggle to turn the volume off. Big jumpscare
11:36 hits close to home, oof
From the creators of Yorkshire tea... Yorkshire pudding.
Bring this back Spiff.
Ever wanted to play as a end game crisis. Now with these exploits you can.
Did you hurl a gaggle of ASDAs into orbit around your spaceports and call it day? Spiff, you're a mad lad!
Have yourself a cup of tea, courtesy of the commonwealth.
Please more Galactic Civilizations 3. Keep the game going!
I would indeed love to see a Part 3.
Flefington has been broadcasting the BBC into deep space, influencing the entire galaxy.
Was not expecting to meet the Spiffing Brit’s doppelganger, the Editing Scot!
He is Irish.
I feel a galactic civ 3 series coming on
I am an American but your constant pitching of Yorkshire tea may be swaying me away from coffee.