guy in vr explains his dirty job

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @CaptainKaos
    @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +17817

    Thank you all with your Support! And don't be sorry that I didn't make it as a teacher, I absolutely love this job, I also saw many comments saying they find it interesting to hear it from that perspective. I also got messaged a few times, I am going to upload on this channel of mine and share more things I can and answer questions. If anyone is Interested stay tuned!

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +128

      @@glokkpod84 You really don't notice it from the outside since it's seen as unsightly. Thank you though :)

    • @inzeez3721
      @inzeez3721 4 года назад +10

      what is the name of your job?

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +86

      @@inzeez3721 I am a mortician :)

    • @maxinea.sakaki4151
      @maxinea.sakaki4151 4 года назад +31

      Bro so you play dark souls?

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +92

      @@maxinea.sakaki4151 Do the 1k hours in each title answer that? Hehe

  • @Eegal-Ayed
    @Eegal-Ayed 4 года назад +7140

    "The smallest coffins are the heaviest."

    • @Shiratto
      @Shiratto 4 года назад +684

      Rest in power, my boy Plankton.

    • @Marco_0020
      @Marco_0020 4 года назад +28

      :(

    • @alanjacker1374
      @alanjacker1374 4 года назад +41

      @@Shiratto lol

    • @eeenriquegabrielnegro8167
      @eeenriquegabrielnegro8167 4 года назад +192

      I can confirm this as true, as once I found the smallest star that died in the galaxy. When I tried moving its coffin it was to heavy and exploded, all the nearest planets were obliterated.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 4 года назад +196

      I know people are cracking jokes (and it's making me feel a little better ngl) but this shit just hit me like a brick :( reminds me of that sad story in a few words challenge and it was like "baby shoes for sale, not used" or something like that. Ugh, I'm being so over emotional but my heart God damn it OP :(

  • @ahoosifoou4211
    @ahoosifoou4211 4 года назад +11151

    well someone has to do the job right??. I respect these people who are able to cope with this important job of handling dead bodies.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +175

      Thanks :) I gladly do this job over any other haha

    • @JohnSmith-rr3pq
      @JohnSmith-rr3pq 4 года назад +30

      @@CaptainKaos Jemand muss es halt machen

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +31

      @@JohnSmith-rr3pq Genau :D

    • @TheDivineSystem
      @TheDivineSystem 4 года назад +29

      Not gonna lie I would definitely do this job. Sounds fun.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +49

      @@TheDivineSystem For some like myself it is, but its also very hard work and you work a lot overtime

  • @Nefar1ous
    @Nefar1ous 3 года назад +5515

    The Thumbnail: "That child didn't want to die"
    My Weird Brain: *child hitman*

  • @dominokos
    @dominokos 4 года назад +8677

    It's kind of amazing. Normally, the kinds of people that'd get interviewed are famous people. Celebrities with some cultural relevance, but this channel focuses on the normal everyday people and just how different and difficult our life can be. The people that *are* culture instead being in service to it.

    • @red_vibe9984
      @red_vibe9984 4 года назад +54

      Facts

    • @BabyCola
      @BabyCola 4 года назад +204

      I feel like historians far in the future will look back at youtube and specifically these kinds of videos for a good insight into what life was like for the people of our age

    • @shlimon7667
      @shlimon7667 4 года назад +62

      If you like interviews like these I would also highly suggest Anthony Padillas RUclips channel. He makes interviews based on a specific group of people like fx. Interviewing people with ADHD, strippers, people with body modifications, 911 emergency station people (don’t remember what that job is called sorry) and so on and so forth. It’s great and gives you a good understanding of their perspective

    • @dominokos
      @dominokos 4 года назад +25

      @@shlimon7667 The dude from Smosh? Shit, I didn't know. Might look into it. Always found him a little on the cringe side no disrespect but that does actually spark my interest. The description reminds me of Special Books by Special People, though he specifically focuses on people with mental and physical sicknesses, but he's a really sweet person and treats the kids and adults that come to speak of their experience with a lot of kindness.

    • @shlimon7667
      @shlimon7667 4 года назад +16

      domino2515 yeah that’s the guy. I don’t really like the old Smosh either but I’ve found that I really like both Anthony’s channel and what Smosh does now (still sketches and stuff just a (little) more mature and a lot less cringe) so that’s kinda funny. I would suggest starting with the body modifiers video.

  • @firishes420
    @firishes420 4 года назад +20982

    not what i was expecting when i read the title and saw the thumbnail, but i definitely prefer this over a child hitman.

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 4 года назад +1054

      JDaddy Films I was expecting a hit man who killed kids too omg

    • @crowmagnon
      @crowmagnon 4 года назад +708

      Oh I was thinking human trafficking but that works too

    • @anthonylopez1126
      @anthonylopez1126 4 года назад +60

      @Jean Pierre Polnareff bro same

    • @cansofswine126
      @cansofswine126 4 года назад +248

      I assumed he worked in a Children’s hospital or something

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 4 года назад +270

      I was expecting working at an abortion clinic.

  • @driftingstatic1274
    @driftingstatic1274 4 года назад +3412

    "I dont ever talk about it to my girlfriend."
    *Explains it all in detail while wearing a headset in the living room next.

    • @waterfilledglass
      @waterfilledglass 4 года назад +201

      She's probably not there, but yeah I see your joke.

    • @craigmulvey744
      @craigmulvey744 4 года назад +3

      @@waterfilledglass *** ***!! Derrr

    • @craigmulvey744
      @craigmulvey744 4 года назад +1

      @@waterfilledglass exactly

    • @GjonBits
      @GjonBits 4 года назад +67

      @@waterfilledglass it said “my girlfriend at the time” so idk

    • @waterfilledglass
      @waterfilledglass 4 года назад +6

      @@GjonBits That phrase is just to set a time frame typically.

  • @raxmax1421
    @raxmax1421 4 года назад +4892

    Man, people like this guy are actually heroes. Because someone has to do it, and these guys are willing to do it so we don't have to. Major respect.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +80

      Thank you kindly :)

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +25

      @Dylan Campbell Hehe thank you ;) Andre's the man to be if you can

    • @red_vibe9984
      @red_vibe9984 4 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @levi5930
      @levi5930 4 года назад +4

      Captain Kaos when you said your coworker “carried his head around like a lantern” - was it just how it looked, or was it done as a sort of joke on the job? I got confused at that part, apologies..

    • @OfficialHottie1
      @OfficialHottie1 4 года назад

      *heroes

  • @eldermartins130
    @eldermartins130 4 года назад +2847

    Man: talking about death and corpses
    Winnie: wiggling his belly

    • @thatoneguy4584
      @thatoneguy4584 4 года назад +52

      I think there is a little more than just honey in Winnie the Poo's diet...

    • @brodyschrepfer7989
      @brodyschrepfer7989 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha I saw that too

    • @ColonelClusterFunk
      @ColonelClusterFunk 4 года назад +13

      @@thatoneguy4584 the b e e s

    • @michaelbrough2058
      @michaelbrough2058 3 года назад +15

      I thought winnie had his hand a little low. Idk if death just excited him, but have some decency man.

    • @herrtituswinslow4717
      @herrtituswinslow4717 3 года назад +3

      He's got a chestburster

  • @heavengrim769
    @heavengrim769 4 года назад +4460

    It's not a dirty job, it's actually respectful imo because they make our conscience feel better

    • @Taladays37
      @Taladays37 4 года назад +249

      Back in the day it was considered so, atleast in western society. Gravekeepers often lived away from their village/town to not only live closer to the graveyard, but also cause they carried a stigma as someone surrounded by death, people who feared death would avoided and/or shunned them. If he was living in say like ancient egypt though he would be incredibly respected, any society that put huge emphasis on taking care of the dead would praise him.

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 4 года назад +14

      Dude exploded. It's dirty.

    • @evilhutdug4665
      @evilhutdug4665 4 года назад +14

      You dig dirt, dirt is dirty, it is a dirty job

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 4 года назад +15

      @@DocJamesH it's not that a person in front of the train exploded, it's just that he got turned into paste very very fast and at very high velocities so the mush flew all over and the non-mushed parts also flew away.
      It's not dirty at all, it's however slimey, gooey and sticky. It's not for everyone, but I mean I do sanitization work myself so I'm not really fazed by anything.

    • @DocJamesH
      @DocJamesH 4 года назад +4

      @@livedandletdie love your uploads, Einstein.

  • @ChrisRitty
    @ChrisRitty 4 года назад +2911

    Me: expecting him to sound like an old experienced man
    What he actually sounds like: Some random German dude

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +204

      I am just some random german dude haha

    • @SurrealCereal
      @SurrealCereal 4 года назад +21

      @@CaptainKaos I thought you were austrian akfococj

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +19

      @@SurrealCereal lol

    • @okramra
      @okramra 4 года назад +15

      Dude actually sounds like Christoph Waltz in a Tarantino movie 😂

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +11

      @@okramra thanks I guess haha :)

  • @rawhidelamp
    @rawhidelamp 4 года назад +1754

    To quote Dirty Jobs: "Its a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it"

    • @monolithza7159
      @monolithza7159 4 года назад +25

      Yep someone has to do it.

    • @VoytekPavlik
      @VoytekPavlik 4 года назад +27

      Meanwhile, most people look for most comfortable jobs and complaining about working from home, comfortably.

    • @sloma111
      @sloma111 3 года назад +4

      Faith no More, dude.

    • @SoloClone
      @SoloClone 3 года назад +5

      Mike Roe
      His name is Mike Roe and it was his quote, not the writers. Great man, very stoic, a man's man and worth checking out.

    • @multitudeshoesinc8902
      @multitudeshoesinc8902 3 года назад +2

      Brother...

  • @Max-sw6uv
    @Max-sw6uv 4 года назад +2491

    I thought this was gonna be real illegal from that thumbnail but nah we good

    • @Adam-cq2yo
      @Adam-cq2yo 4 года назад +91

      Yeah, I was thinking we were gonna meet a hitman or something. Lol.

    • @facer3609
      @facer3609 4 года назад +17

      I thought he was a pimp or hitman

    • @pop_popich
      @pop_popich 4 года назад +2

      ​@@Adam-cq2yo Reminded me movie In Bruges, where hitman (Collin Farrell?) accidentally shot innocent child (through his actual target)

    • @vinimooraess
      @vinimooraess 4 года назад +22

      I thought this guy had the job of euthanizing people and the "That children didnt want to die" in the title meant he had to euthanize a kid that didnt want to die.

    • @LKRaider
      @LKRaider 4 года назад +3

      Vinicius de Moraes oh shit that would be awful, I don’t think anyone could do that as a job ever. I would quit and carry the child to a beautiful place that they would enjoy in their last moments and let life take its course if there was no other way!

  • @darkfent
    @darkfent 4 года назад +4230

    Hey I studied to become an english teacher and have my masters but now I'm a farmer...so yeah, life is strange

    • @Tyrell-d6o
      @Tyrell-d6o 4 года назад +203

      The education system tries to funnel you into certain areas of employment that are not even 20% of all the jobs you could have instead.

    • @duskthegamer4129
      @duskthegamer4129 4 года назад +34

      School is useless If you're aiming for 1 or 2 jobs

    • @apotato6278
      @apotato6278 4 года назад +134

      As one over-educated farmer to another let's both admit it's a damn fun profession. How did you get started farming?

    • @artofkraneoxiii5335
      @artofkraneoxiii5335 4 года назад +63

      Same bro. I’m a farmer with a bachelors in Art and animation

    • @Sir.YeetusIII
      @Sir.YeetusIII 4 года назад +14

      I wanna be a farmer

  • @tristanband4003
    @tristanband4003 4 года назад +5075

    Mortician is a respectable profession.

    • @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456
      @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 4 года назад +9

      Mñr*

    • @justme2296
      @justme2296 4 года назад +125

      Yeah, I mean, someone has to do it

    • @Taylor_mamaof2
      @Taylor_mamaof2 4 года назад +214

      Very much so. If we didn’t have them, family would have to deal with it themselves which obviously would be very devastating. We should be grateful that people are willing to help in situations like that.

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 4 года назад +3

      O k

    • @justme2296
      @justme2296 4 года назад +10

      @a m where are you from?

  • @Sirtuta1
    @Sirtuta1 4 года назад +1780

    so, every time you die in Dark Souls, Andre retrieves your body and place near the next bonfire?

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +232

      Exactly! You got my secret exposed

    • @snakeeatingapringle0
      @snakeeatingapringle0 4 года назад +6

      O h

    • @711jastin
      @711jastin 4 года назад +5

      @@CaptainKaos yo man! *fist bump*

    • @walter_9879
      @walter_9879 4 года назад +7

      I just started dark souls 3 and man I really struggle

    • @donchopeexd3516
      @donchopeexd3516 4 года назад +3

      @@walter_9879 You gotta love jolly cooperation.

  • @JohnprestonGC1
    @JohnprestonGC1 4 года назад +2004

    My mother passed away at home a couple days ago and the morticians that came in to collect her body were very nice and professional. There was a man and woman, each dressed in a suit and tie, all in black. They showed up within 90 minutes, which gave us time to dress her and prepare her for departure. Once they arrived, they asked some simple questions and then began their process. They gave us a few minutes to say our goodbyes before beginning. They covered her in clear wrapping, and then a thicker black leather cloth with handles to carry her down the stairs to the gurney. They then take her to their vehicle, thankfully at night so no one else could see. I appreciated their professionalism and thanked them for their help and they went on their way. It was odd seeing them stay professional, but as noted in the video, they've done this hundreds of times, so I understand how this is just doing their job. It seems like a tough job but we need someone to do it, so I appreciate that there are people out their who can. Thank you for this video, and thank you to all the morticians for the services they provide. My mother is free from pain and in a better place now.

    • @pstuddy
      @pstuddy 4 года назад +12

      May your mother rest in peace, I'm so sorry 😭😢🙏💖💕

    • @JohnprestonGC1
      @JohnprestonGC1 4 года назад +24

      @Nick Gurr We did not have to, but we helped the nurse prepare her before the morticians arrived as she wasn't dressed in anything for a few days. We had been helping for 10+ days and kept to the duty until the end.

    • @JohnprestonGC1
      @JohnprestonGC1 4 года назад +6

      @@pstuddy Thank you ❤

    • @birdland4397
      @birdland4397 4 года назад +9

      @@JohnprestonGC1 you're very brave for sure and sorry for your loss

    • @JohnprestonGC1
      @JohnprestonGC1 4 года назад +7

      @@birdland4397 Appreciate it, and thank you.

  • @Lunatictornado
    @Lunatictornado 4 года назад +724

    So I'm a med student. And during the first year on the first day (I was 17, cleared exam just after school), we wre shown cadavers. And told that they were my first teacher to be a successful doctor. Looking at the body it felt like she was a very cool and nice grandma. Polished nails, a cute tribal tatto on her left hand. I felt pity for her as she died a painful death of some liver problem. But thankfull that she chose to donate her body for education. From the next day we started dissection. Her body was assigned to my group and we dissected her to the bone and her last tissue. She is the base of my knowledge and will have always the utmost respect for her. RIP grandma 🙏🏻

    • @lindsey8125
      @lindsey8125 4 года назад +12

      whaaat? you dissected her? like what do u mean

    • @7xXSE7ENXx7
      @7xXSE7ENXx7 4 года назад +5

      well said.

    • @AmmoCaseYT
      @AmmoCaseYT 4 года назад +105

      @@lindsey8125 That's what cadavers are for. Studying the human body. Cut open all parts of the body. To teach how anatomy works.

    • @bobagreen8668
      @bobagreen8668 3 года назад +66

      @@lindsey8125 if you want to work in the medical field you have to dissect bodies.

    • @sloma111
      @sloma111 3 года назад +18

      This wolud scar my mind for entire life. Some people are not ment to do this.

  • @skittylee6743
    @skittylee6743 4 года назад +2833

    I kinda actually feel bad for the guy all he wanted was to be a teacher:(

    • @sinia556
      @sinia556 4 года назад +98

      @@crowmagnon that's like the complete opposite of a teacher

    • @sticklyboi
      @sticklyboi 4 года назад +119

      i always wanted to be a science teacher but ended up as a domestic terrorist instead

    • @crowmagnon
      @crowmagnon 4 года назад +72

      STICC ah I hate it when that happens

    • @inzeez3721
      @inzeez3721 4 года назад +17

      Jean Pierre Polnareff don’t know if it true but if it is that is cool

    • @aydenlol4404
      @aydenlol4404 4 года назад +2

      Bro as soon as I saw death I almost immediately clicked off

  • @aimee5758
    @aimee5758 4 года назад +833

    I hope that the stigma against morticians lessens because even tho death is a hard and scary topic they are still essential workers. I’m excited for the second part cause even tho it’s a sensitive topic I find it interesting to learn about being a mortician and hearing his experiences in the field.

    • @fatidiot8211
      @fatidiot8211 4 года назад +8

      What's the stigma against them?

    • @richardrussel4567
      @richardrussel4567 4 года назад +1

      Stigma? Do you have any examples?

    • @Marcos_P_F
      @Marcos_P_F 4 года назад +2

      Death is not a scary "subject" our society made it scary by hiding it, this stuff used to be normal.

    • @itzplant3196
      @itzplant3196 4 года назад

      @@richardrussel4567 In Ancient Greece they were too scared to mention Thanatos the God of Death's name because they were scared of death. And funny enough Thanatos's brother is Hypnos meaning "sleep". Isnt that funny ? Death's brother is Sleep. Another intresting fact is that they buried people at night which I believe is Nyx which means "Night" is actually Hynos/Sleep & Thanatos/Death's mother. Of course though it makes sense as night was when they buried their dead.

    • @funkuro
      @funkuro 4 года назад +1

      @@itzplant3196 yup Nyx is the mother of both thanatos and Hypnos. I love Greek mythology. I find it fascinating

  • @billdipperly6435
    @billdipperly6435 4 года назад +1599

    "What do you think of germans? They looked like that" *nervous sweating*

    • @vcrrr123
      @vcrrr123 4 года назад +71

      well German people are known fkr being punctual but I don't think he meant them being punctual probably just professional or something

    • @kai-in1xt
      @kai-in1xt 4 года назад +120

      @@vcrrr123 oh shit i thought he meant they were like nazis 💀💀💀

    • @dvaughnclarkethegamecat753
      @dvaughnclarkethegamecat753 4 года назад +8

      @@kai-in1xt it is

    • @jakemitchell7786
      @jakemitchell7786 4 года назад +68

      @@vcrrr123 Grim and uptight, probably common for people who work with corpses for a living (come to think of it that does also apply to Nazis).

    • @banane2279
      @banane2279 4 года назад +2

      Bruh

  • @WalrusWithBenefits
    @WalrusWithBenefits 4 года назад +3272

    Everyone: Talking about morticians and their sacrifices
    Me: Notices nobody is talking about the traumatized train conductors

    • @madprophet6891
      @madprophet6891 4 года назад +597

      In my experience living in a very train-heavy area, conductors get numbed to the carnage pretty quickly. From what I've been told by the ones I've talked to, after your first time seeing someone get splattered, it's no longer a matter of "HOLY SHIT" but "aww damn it, that's gonna throw off my schedule."
      You gotta understand that oftentimes trains are moving very quickly or have an unimaginable fuckton of momentum from the sheer weight of what they're carrying, so if a conductor hits the emergency brakes the moment they see someone or something get in front of them, the train might not stop for another mile or longer. In this way, it alleviates much of the guilt or feeling of responsibility that someone in a smaller vehicle might have in these scenarios--there was absolutely nothing they could do, the conductor's only responsibility is to report the incident and sit still until the police and the cleanup crew arrive to do their jobs.
      I've also heard that some conductors like to place bets on how many suicides there will be in a week, but my feeble brain doesn't want to comprehend the scale of that if it's true.

    • @AsternStarling
      @AsternStarling 4 года назад +118

      I heard some seasoned train conductors are actually happy when they run someone over because they get several months of paid leave

    • @BT-ex7ko
      @BT-ex7ko 4 года назад +214

      @@madprophet6891 if you ever work for one of the big railroads in the US, the conductor training does cover this. I can't recall but I believe they tell you that "if you decide to have a career here, you will have this happen at least once. It's not an if, but when type of situation."
      Suicides are big, but sometimes trainhoppers mess up and end up losing their life.

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 4 года назад +124

      Met 2. One killed 12 people and over 100 cows. The other one had a break down from killing a women. Not a great job. Pretty boring alot of pay but boring and dangerous. (For others lol)

    • @brendonkennedy3373
      @brendonkennedy3373 4 года назад +91

      @@madprophet6891 most of the people getting hit by train are commiting suicide. Even if there was a fence, they'd find a way over

  • @siryeetington8771
    @siryeetington8771 4 года назад +592

    Rest in peace everyone mentioned in the morticians stories.

    • @KO-sj1pb
      @KO-sj1pb 4 года назад +2

      This should be the #1 comment

    • @bazeblackwood
      @bazeblackwood 4 года назад +6

      R.I.P.. in Pieces 2 everyone who ever died ever

    • @Lgg130
      @Lgg130 4 года назад +2

      That lady killed in aus really made me wonder.. poor girl.

    • @Dadecorban
      @Dadecorban 4 года назад

      So this is how you process Yeet......wishing dead people well. Like they watch RUclips. Interesting.

  • @manwii97
    @manwii97 4 года назад +570

    First day: ew dead bodies, but aight...
    1 week in: come on jimmy, get in the box!

  • @cmdrcharles6284
    @cmdrcharles6284 4 года назад +469

    Talking to Kaos really shows what kind of things people can adapt to, really amazing to see what can become normal when you're exposed to it every day. A little bit scary to think about too

    • @daphnelopez1757
      @daphnelopez1757 4 года назад +1

      CMDR Charles get noob

    • @thomasbork4320
      @thomasbork4320 4 года назад +2

      Yes this video was great. Can’t wait for a part 2!

    • @weezypeezy1725
      @weezypeezy1725 4 года назад +5

      Think of it this way, people can survive and do what’s necessary whenever there is a need, but this can also make people do terrible things like it’s nothing.

    • @conradek6841
      @conradek6841 4 года назад +5

      If you look at war torn countries with many extremist organizations such as Yemen, Afghanistan, Syria, Somalia, etc. It is very normal to see just people being massacred for no reason. There could be a child's body laying in the street, or someone with their head chopped off sitting against a wall, maybe some pieces of brain and some legs in the street. People get used to it, even the children. The children just walk past these dead people like it's nothing, like walking past a garbage bag or something. For us, it's would unimaginable to watch a video of someone getting their brains blown out point blank, or a kid getting killed. But for people who have to live through these conditions, it's normal, and it's sad to see, but nonetheless intresting to see how the human brain copes with such horrors.

    • @horizon3590
      @horizon3590 4 года назад

      I work at a meatworks plant, nearly every room is soaked in blood and meat. I'm talking you can't even see the floor in some cases, going through 1000 animals a day. When I first saw it I was a bit shocked but nowadays I just stroll through it, might see a severed head and make a joke it's smiling at me. You get used to death real quick.

  • @argosfe7445
    @argosfe7445 4 года назад +915

    The most surprising thing about a corpse is how you realize how much micro movements irradiate from a living human body. A corpse is zero. All you have to do is look at it and you know there is nothing inside anymore.

    • @imsojulia-b9k
      @imsojulia-b9k 4 года назад +117

      I saw a dead body once and it was traumatizing to be honest, it's like that person wasn't there anymore they're just gone, all you see is a body

    • @stonecat676
      @stonecat676 4 года назад +130

      coming from a 3rd world country, ive seen quite a few corpses, mostly motor accidents - squished and dragged and crushed
      it's not bad, but dont look them in the eyes, they will haunt your dreams for a while

    • @kmit9191
      @kmit9191 4 года назад +6

      Yeah just a shell

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 года назад +72

      @@stonecat676 Oh I can relate. I've been a paramedic for years now, and also worked at an undertaker's in-between jobs for a while. I've seen it all. I'm pretty numb towards this, it has an upside and a downside. Sometimes I still have to ask myself if I still feel anything at all. Something none of our even most veteran best trained medics can easily stomach or get over, are still child related deaths. Even our 30 year serving top guy, which I have so much respect for, had to take 4 days off after he didn't manage to resuscitate a child below the age of 5. It wasn't his fault, they called us too late. He couldn't have done anything better, it was all by the books.

    • @scubasam4255
      @scubasam4255 4 года назад +2

      @@imsojulia-b9k only once? how old are you where do you live?

  • @thror1709
    @thror1709 3 года назад +113

    "Don't get yourself killed, neither of us want to see you in that coffin."

  • @memecita
    @memecita 4 года назад +553

    Okay this is a bit eerie and this didn't happen in Germany but can confirm the train thing. I used to work at a gas station with a train track going right by it. From wall of the building only few funny meters to the railway and since there was no road (to cross the tracks) there was no gate or fence or anything. One sunny day a customer comes in all excited, tells me to go have a look. Since we work alone and this might be a ruse and there was no-one else around, I ask what's up. This grown man (guessing late 30s or up) is smiling from ear to ear when he tells me there's a bunch of firemen at the tracks and he just saw one of them pick up a head, a severed human head, and the way he waved and described it I can tell it was also handled like holding a lantern before put into a bag. At this point my curiosity gets the best of me, I lock the till so if it is a ploy to mug us at least corporate can't blame me, and join the man at the door and peek at the tracks. Sure enough, there were firemen but I missed the head or anything else gore worthy, if I hadn't know better it just looked like they were picking up trash. This guy was still acting like a kid in a candy shop, sure I get it must be exciting to see something so unusual. He said few years ago during summer vacation his son and his friend listened to the police radio and once the announcement came they raced their bikes to the tracks to see the body before it was cleaned up and they were so nauseated by the experience that they never did it again. He didn't remember what year it happened and I looked him dead in the eye and casually said "Too bad, it might've been my father. He killed himself the same way few years ago and I can tell you, it's a damn mess and there won't be a body to say goodbye to. The only way they identified him was because his phone survived." His face just sunk and he left in silence. I don't know if it was mean or wrong thing to do but dammit it felt good.
    Later that night I called my step-mom and asked where exactly did my dad die. So turns out, for the past 6 months I had worked maybe meters away from that spot and didn't have a clue. When I heard about the incident years ago I imagined a completely different part of the town for some reason. Asked my co-workers if many people commit suicide there and supposedly it's a popular spot since you can hide behind the corner of the building so whoever is operating the train has zero chance to slow down until it's too late. My father died at 41 years old so that's another parallel fact with the case in the video, anyways thanks for coming to my TED talk and obligatory sorry for my English.

    • @2dcrazy80
      @2dcrazy80 4 года назад +59

      I believe it was a good thing to put a whole different perspective in the guy's head.
      I dated a guy that had a concussion when he was a kid and (I cant remember why) they had a picture of the back of his head and people would be entertained by a traumatic thing that happened to him. He burned the picture and hardly mention it to anyone.
      Some people really get fascinated too much about scenes of death that they don't think what that person's life was.

    • @JDPower-ej3rx
      @JDPower-ej3rx 4 года назад +23

      Lost my father to suicide too, in my own strange way I can relate. Blessings to you!

    • @SobrietyandSolace
      @SobrietyandSolace 4 года назад +23

      Your English is very good and I found the description of different mindsets and perspective in your recollection to be interesting; thanks for sharing

    • @NormalAF
      @NormalAF 4 года назад

      Plot twist, dude saw your father and realized it too late

    • @leninbradley4450
      @leninbradley4450 4 года назад +1

      My father also died by train (not suicide though) and I've been told his body was basically obliterated and the only way they could identify him was by his tatoos

  • @elizabethmartin3831
    @elizabethmartin3831 4 года назад +244

    "My plan actually was to become a teacher. An English teacher. That didn't turn out quite well."
    So pure!

    • @vformarallo
      @vformarallo 4 года назад +3

      the understatement of the decade

  • @GGolden2500
    @GGolden2500 3 года назад +78

    7:15 It's weird but sorta amazing, that he's so incredibly calm and making sorta funny comparisons while explaining something that many people would find disgusting or gruesome, this man deserves respect not many people would be willing to have a job like that.

    • @BasicShapes
      @BasicShapes 3 года назад +4

      Thankfully they usually get paid a decent sum, but it's gotta be a really rough job for sure, seeing all the death.

  • @KoneSkirata
    @KoneSkirata 4 года назад +393

    Doesn't sit right with me calling it his "dirty job" as if it's taboo to be or talk about being a mortician. Unless of course it means the actual dirty work of collecting scattered flesh 👀 Either way the guy's an absolute legend just for talking normally about his job and giving other people a rare insight into it, thank you Captain Kaos and of course Syrmor.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +12

      Thank you!

    • @anyone2129
      @anyone2129 4 года назад +9

      I interpreted the "dirty" as in human excrements and stuff

    • @mariahgutierrez4481
      @mariahgutierrez4481 4 года назад +16

      Dirty jobs are what Americans call jobs that most people would not do like the people who walk through sewers.

    • @KoneSkirata
      @KoneSkirata 4 года назад +4

      @@mariahgutierrez4481 I see, thanks for the clarification.

    • @richardrussel4567
      @richardrussel4567 4 года назад +2

      Picking up dismembered body parts off the front of a train sounds pretty dirty to me imo.

  • @noregrets3925
    @noregrets3925 4 года назад +706

    This is why Andre always says “don’t get yourself killed”

    • @danielfortesque6000
      @danielfortesque6000 4 года назад +48

      "i don't wanna pick up the rest of your body afterward"

    • @lemon4125
      @lemon4125 4 года назад +41

      “Prithee, be careful”

    • @skjell3439
      @skjell3439 4 года назад +22

      @@lemon4125 I don't want to see m'work squandered

    • @itzplant3196
      @itzplant3196 4 года назад +4

      @@skjell3439 hahahaha....

    • @sode
      @sode 4 года назад +8

      @@itzplant3196 well it's good to see you what needs smitheen today

  • @__X_X_X__
    @__X_X_X__ 4 года назад +443

    This man deserves way more respect then he actually gets ! Especially during covid . I can only imagine what he has seen in them morgues ...

    • @airriflemaniac
      @airriflemaniac 4 года назад +8

      Same as hes used too, Germany didnt suffer much excess death as they didnt shut down the hospitals

    • @guiguijol
      @guiguijol 3 года назад +39

      As a mortician myself In France I can tell you one thing at least, the numbers medias give are biased.
      We did a car accident last month.
      The man was tested for COVID after his death in this car crash and has been declared COVID positive.....

    • @derpyduck5088
      @derpyduck5088 3 года назад +18

      @@guiguijol Same for here in America too. People who die from car crashes or suicide are labeled as "covid deaths" even if they don't get tested. Hell, if your in a nursing home and die, your instantly a covid death, no questions asked, doesn't matter if you were 97, you died of covid.

    • @manetheren51627
      @manetheren51627 3 года назад +9

      @@guiguijol Bro that's so messed up. Scaring people into thinking covid is an even bigger deal than it already is.

    • @billbored8277
      @billbored8277 3 года назад +1

      About the same as any other year?

  • @solowolf707
    @solowolf707 4 года назад +343

    Also i just wanna say im studing to become a morticion i love that this guy called it a non kid friendly job. Wich ig is true. But this dude give me happiness in my heart with him willing to talk about the job.

    • @jokrwx3
      @jokrwx3 4 года назад +6

      What kind of stuff do you study

    • @pingosucio5952
      @pingosucio5952 4 года назад

      Ye

    • @gam3rmom3nt3
      @gam3rmom3nt3 4 года назад +14

      @@jokrwx3 mort from madagascar

    • @toenailclippings
      @toenailclippings 4 года назад +7

      Whats it like for you knowing that you'll eventually have to do this kinda stuff like go to a suicide scene. Is it scary to you?

    • @solowolf707
      @solowolf707 4 года назад +10

      @@toenailclippings tbh there's still some parts im not sure about but having dealt with stuff like this most of my life. Im hoping I can handle it. So I guess in a way it is kinda scary.

  • @Fox2-Videos
    @Fox2-Videos 4 года назад +804

    Guy: Talking about his job and how he wanted his life to go
    And then Charles next to him with his boneless Winnie the Pooh
    Edit: 600- likes... I cannot thank you enough-

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 года назад +11

      I'm sorry, how did you want your winnie the pooh?

    • @Player_O1ne
      @Player_O1ne 4 года назад +6

      Lemme get uhhhh b o n e l e s s winnie the pooh wit a 2 liters of coke

  • @plumer56
    @plumer56 4 года назад +123

    “Just live your life, have fun, & always be grateful.”
    Wise words to keep in mind all 2021.

  • @Chris-cf2kp
    @Chris-cf2kp 4 года назад +117

    He surely has a unique perspective on life that is apart from most of society. Many people don't realize how easy it is for life to just.. stop one day, suddenly. I've lost a cousin to death when we were young and it sticks with you. I felt the weight in his voice about being grateful for each moment.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +8

      Sorry to hear that, hopefully you can still live life to the fullest!

    • @diegoolivares1081
      @diegoolivares1081 4 года назад +6

      I still can remember my little cousin voice saying "pacos culiaos" (fucking police). He died when he was 5 years old
      Pd: sorry for my English, is not my first language

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 4 года назад +288

    "Prithee be careful."
    "I don't want tah see my work squandered."

    • @Husawn
      @Husawn 4 года назад +11

      In battle, y' weapons are yer only friends. Forge them well, and they won't let y' down

    • @AE92World
      @AE92World 4 года назад +2

      What a strange time to reference Dark Souls

    • @whereamihelpme6937
      @whereamihelpme6937 4 года назад +9

      Don’t get yourself killed, neither of us want you to go hollow

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 года назад +2

      i was wondering where I recognized him from... was racking my brain.

    • @TheGloriousNosebleed
      @TheGloriousNosebleed 4 года назад +4

      @@whereamihelpme6937 that's all I could think about as this dude was talking, considering his job

  • @orfeo793
    @orfeo793 4 года назад +695

    Idk why, but "corpse sack" has such a good ring to it compared to "body bag"

    • @jakemitchell7786
      @jakemitchell7786 4 года назад +28

      Body bag has alliteration though.

    • @orfeo793
      @orfeo793 4 года назад +41

      @@jakemitchell7786 Sure, but it also doesn't sound like a grimey, underground grindcore band either lol

    • @CarsonMansell
      @CarsonMansell 4 года назад +7

      Good band name too

    • @VoytekPavlik
      @VoytekPavlik 4 года назад +4

      Meat bags

    • @comrademoon4814
      @comrademoon4814 4 года назад +6

      @@VoytekPavlik meat bag is a better band name

  • @YourAverageMop
    @YourAverageMop 4 года назад +106

    Interviewer: "So what's your experie---?"
    Captain Kaos: "-Dead bodies."
    Interviewer: "..."
    Interviewer: "You're hired!"

    • @635574
      @635574 4 года назад +1

      Should call himself kratos the god of death.

  • @augustusegg7324
    @augustusegg7324 4 года назад +318

    The one thing that most surprised me in the video was:
    "My girlfriend was done with work. She had worked for 5 years."
    What?

    • @xJanx1000
      @xJanx1000 4 года назад +136

      I think he meant set up with a job. As in she has already had a job for 5 years, while I was still trying to figure out what I want to do".

    • @lucaserasmus9850
      @lucaserasmus9850 3 года назад +11

      Either meant she had settled into a good job or he meant school work. English isnt his second language so theres some barrierers

    • @JC-wg5xn
      @JC-wg5xn 3 года назад +30

      He lives in one of those high functioning European social democracies, average age of retirement is 35.

    • @TheWolvesCurse
      @TheWolvesCurse 3 года назад +25

      @@JC-wg5xn that made me laugh. xD good one.

  • @nsquezada27
    @nsquezada27 3 года назад +525

    That McDonald's joke isn't getting enough respect in the comment section. That shit was funny

    • @SickoMundos
      @SickoMundos 3 года назад +14

      It was really just awkward

    • @GlacialBolt
      @GlacialBolt 3 года назад +2

      i heard that as “have you ever died before”

    • @32Barco7
      @32Barco7 3 года назад +8

      @@SickoMundos true that shit flopped hard

    • @beyondtrash1627
      @beyondtrash1627 3 года назад +5

      @@32Barco7 he laughed in response? If the person your telling a joke to laughs then you can't call it a flop lol.

    • @32Barco7
      @32Barco7 3 года назад +2

      @@beyondtrash1627 lol ok

  • @jesser1070
    @jesser1070 4 года назад +112

    It’s not exactly a dirty job, just a grim one.

    • @raulgal2261
      @raulgal2261 4 года назад +2

      isn't cleaning up viscera considered dirty though?

    • @jesser1070
      @jesser1070 4 года назад +1

      Raul Gal well it’s not always viscera and it’s not always dirty

    • @BingusLover-yx7vf
      @BingusLover-yx7vf 4 года назад +1

      Its used to make it seem like his job is worse than it is

    • @jesser1070
      @jesser1070 4 года назад

      Arhum Butt I mean saying that it’s grim would have the same effect while being more true

  • @hando4880
    @hando4880 4 года назад +743

    Me: is that Indian or a german accent ?
    Guy: yes.

    • @majestyslays5660
      @majestyslays5660 4 года назад +16

      they sound similar dont they

    • @devinhigoy221
      @devinhigoy221 4 года назад +20

      Yep "Herman" accent best accent in the world.

    • @aussierule
      @aussierule 4 года назад +16

      The way you can tell is if you can imagine him saying "She was really a party pooper"

    • @slawdawg6098
      @slawdawg6098 4 года назад +54

      They sound pretty similar but I’m almost certain he’s German

    • @Ebvardh
      @Ebvardh 4 года назад +25

      It’s an aryan accent ;)

  • @Hhgyhj
    @Hhgyhj 4 года назад +90

    This guy: talks about how someone became almost became unrecognizable from being hit with a train
    Winnie’s bellie: Humgry

  • @priv-5930
    @priv-5930 4 года назад +145

    I didn’t expect that voice from that avatar 😂

    • @nazhifarkhan7093
      @nazhifarkhan7093 4 года назад

      🤣

    • @vectazeplayz
      @vectazeplayz 4 года назад

      word

    • @vectazeplayz
      @vectazeplayz 4 года назад +1

      @Earthworm Ben Rat I expected someone with like a deep raspy voice

    • @gary4014
      @gary4014 4 года назад +18

      “Prithee be careful”
      “I don’t want to see my work squandered”
      “Heh heh heh heh”

  • @aphrodite2897
    @aphrodite2897 4 года назад +73

    Damn all he wanted to do was teach kids but instead he had to bury them.

  • @blazingsilver7218
    @blazingsilver7218 3 года назад +27

    I’ve never thought about the fact that “yeah, people have to go pick up those body parts and put them back together for the funeral”

  • @skullster7809
    @skullster7809 4 года назад +115

    Literally just got done watching some of his old videos and he’s already releasing a new video!!😆

    • @lilskilo7709
      @lilskilo7709 4 года назад +1

      Same 😂

    • @giant_rat7781
      @giant_rat7781 4 года назад

      Is it really that “😂😆” funny of a coincidence. Because it’s not really a coincidence at all that’s just how RUclips works

    • @lilskilo7709
      @lilskilo7709 4 года назад +1

      LynnH 1223 I’m sorry I did not mean to offend you I just thought it was funny I’m sorry 🥺

    • @giant_rat7781
      @giant_rat7781 4 года назад +4

      Lil skilo No no, I’m being an asshole. you react however you want, nothing wrong with it

    • @EI_Greko
      @EI_Greko 4 года назад

      @@giant_rat7781 that mood change is vibe

  • @cdrom887
    @cdrom887 4 года назад +51

    As a Hospital Security Officer, I had to count each body in the morgue, and helped the individuals who’d died & were being picked up by individuals like the person being interviewed (but in the US)...I’d assist in getting the body off of the hospital bed, and into a body bag/onto the gurney.
    The worst thing I ever had to do, was help a God-Mother & a Sister of a mother who had a full-to-term still-born (from what I understood)....I had to monitor them take foot/hand prints of the child’s corpse. I ended up offering to help because they were so emotional. The child was not in the actual morgue, but more of an office with a small Biopsy lab of sorts connected to it. The infant was in what I can only describe (and probably was) a small beer fridge/hotel/college mini-fridge. After gloving up, I gently pulled the child out, helped them take out the child, and held the baby as they mixed the white, clay-like mix they used for making the hand/feet impressions.
    The God Mother asked to hold the child. I allowed her to...it was a little girl, and something strange/notable was her little head. She had a deep dent in her head-where her skull was still soft cartilage, and wasn’t fully formed into bone...I am guessing this was due to stress of the birth, but more because of the lack of life/brain activity. I remember looking at her and thinking how beautiful of a child she was, and it made my heart ache to think what it’d be like to be in any of this childs loved one’s shoes. In an attempt to cheer up the two women with me, I talked about the child as if she were still alive...mentioned her attributes, asked who she looked like more, and mentioned how long her little fingers were. It seemed to be a cathartic move for all of us, because I actually got a little laughter out of them.
    One of the chilling things that happened prior to me putting her back into the fridge, was hearing the Aunt of the child say, “Im sorry that I didnt get to know you, but if God had to take you, I’m glad he took you now before I absolutely fell in love with you growing, and getting to know your little personality...I can’t wait to get to know you in Heaven; I know I’ll see you there. Watch after us until then.”
    With that, I helped bag her back up, and put her into the fridge. Without thinking, I lunged forward, and hugged them both real tight, one at a time, and told them how sorry I was. Then we all started crying, and hugged eachother as a huddled group and continued to hold eachother for a few moments. They thanked me, we left the lab, and we parted ways soon after I got them back to the Mother/Baby unit.
    It was such a heartbreaking moment...but I was glad I was there to experience it. It was such a human moment. 3 strangers, sharing a very real moment. I couldve been them, and they couldve been me...but either way, all three of us came together in love and support for a grieving mother & a precious child, that never got a chance to...even breath.
    It was so grim, yet so beautiful...very hard to explain.

    • @nikki6784
      @nikki6784 3 года назад +3

      This was a tragically beautiful story😞❤

    • @damnits2200
      @damnits2200 3 года назад

      The small dent in the head is normal for infants to have when they’re first born. Everyone is born with that, but it fills in soon after.

    • @haniqali3
      @haniqali3 3 года назад +3

      Thanks for sharing this story. You were just what they needed in that moment.

    • @jarrod1687
      @jarrod1687 2 года назад +2

      Damn, that was hard to read

    • @yigitk6016
      @yigitk6016 2 года назад

      thanks for sharing, glad you were there to help them that moment, good on you bro

  • @EarthboundinAdrock
    @EarthboundinAdrock 4 года назад +6

    When he said "carry the head like a lantern" I was kind of in disbelief. I could never imagine doing what he did and thanks to all the people who have those difficult jobs.

  • @Itaisnt
    @Itaisnt 4 года назад +37

    Me:That child didnt want to die?IS THAT GUY A HITMAN?!
    Me after watching:Oh.

  • @juanantoniofallas9934
    @juanantoniofallas9934 4 года назад +47

    “Sometimes there are pieces uh,.. all over the place and so that’s why I called it "loot""
    Im sorry I ugly laughed at this

  • @thebiglaw3674
    @thebiglaw3674 3 года назад +4

    Quote of the decade : "Yeah you can put a beef patty together but do you know what its like to lose a loved one " best question in an interview ever

  • @syrmor
    @syrmor  4 года назад +127

    part 2 up ruclips.net/video/ouypvzczKak/видео.html

    • @ihdyoshilive6463
      @ihdyoshilive6463 4 года назад +5

      It's going good, how is your day going?

    • @bonk86
      @bonk86 4 года назад +7

      good

    • @priv-5930
      @priv-5930 4 года назад +7

      Better now that you uploaded!

    • @sarahm.5305
      @sarahm.5305 4 года назад +5

      I’m tired

    • @syrmor
      @syrmor  4 года назад +10

      @@sarahm.5305 sleepy time

  • @cookiesyruplover
    @cookiesyruplover 4 года назад +74

    These interviews are so interesting, seeing life from another perspective really opens your eyes. I wonder what they do to bodies that have been scattered (not whole) and what if they have no family? What do they do? Where do they go?

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +11

      You might wanna stay for the next part ;)

  • @MrWalrusBot
    @MrWalrusBot 4 года назад +226

    "She was already done with work ... she worked for 5 years" most Europe sentence ever im so jealous

    • @marcusgorfer386
      @marcusgorfer386 3 года назад +74

      You guys dont actually believe we retire after 5 years right?

    • @sloma111
      @sloma111 3 года назад +2

      What do you fcukin talk about? I would be sooo happy to even HAVE a job!

    • @sloma111
      @sloma111 3 года назад

      @Timothy Damiani Friend gave it to me.

    • @joekifa6034
      @joekifa6034 3 года назад +1

      @@sloma111 "friend", "gave"

    • @sloma111
      @sloma111 3 года назад +10

      @@joekifa6034 uuh. I spelled something wrong? Im not native english.

  • @chamacocantones
    @chamacocantones 4 года назад +128

    Its really scary and sad to think that when you die you simply turn into a thing, a body, a piece of meat and bones, or in the case of those guys that killed themselves, just, a blob of meat, just a thing, an object. I feel really bad when i think about it, so, seeing these guys work with these things, its weird, but i really respect them, they´re doing something that a really small percent of the people can do.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +7

      Thank you! noone really knows what happens after that, but you get used to it, the human mind can get used to everything

    • @chamacocantones
      @chamacocantones 4 года назад +1

      @@CaptainKaos Yeah, the human brain is super complex, and it can do almost everything. Btw, thx for replying man c;

    • @PiTaBoI94
      @PiTaBoI94 4 года назад +5

      So just don't die lol nerd

    • @chamacocantones
      @chamacocantones 4 года назад

      @@PiTaBoI94 Yes

    • @Lgg130
      @Lgg130 4 года назад +1

      Some people don't have to die to become objects, things or a piece of meat. Those are the ones we should pity and help.

  • @Razr0109
    @Razr0109 4 года назад +35

    I was just getting interested In being a mortician and this information seems pretty accurate to what I heard. Ofc there is some education required and schooling but yeah. You go pick up the bodies (keep in mind bodies come in various sizes and could be difficult, thus needing another person). You'd take them back and wait for the clearance to do your job because otherwise it's illegal and considered mutilation. You'd clean the body(actions this person once did every single day, something so personal). Massage them and use the chemicals then finish them up for preparation. However I'm upset that the topic of talking to the family was never bright up (maybe it will be in part 2?) Because apparently talking with the family for preparations and offering outlets and such is a big part (even attending the funeral). I played a game about a mortician and the emails were interesting. I never thought about the extent of different ecosystem friendly funerals there are and how sometimes families and the person who died have different funeral wishes. One case in the game was when a very young person killed himself and wanted a eco safe funeral but the family wanted a "normal" funeral, and because he didn't have any witness or offical proof to his wish the family got to decided how his funeral would be. The game also tslked on other very intereting topics such as the proccess of allowing the dead person to spend a few days with the family in their home (in the cold of course) to spend final momments with them. It claimed that for some people this helps the greiving proccess to spend time with them and watch as the corpse decays. Death is very interesting, we all face it, we all challenge it, but none of us beat it. The dead are such a passionate side of life to me. You see a vessel that someone used to take care of and live in. A body that's had it's own history that none of us know. A mortician has the job to prep the person for their final viewing, their final time with family.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 4 года назад +2

      I was by my grandpas side when he died, and it was very sad and scary, but at the same time a relief because I know he was free from his pain. It is very surreal to see the life leave a body. Someone you love so much, once their soul is gone, the body doesn't look like them. Not the same. it's weird. Sometimes I feel like it was something I shouldn't have seen, but sometimes I feel lucky in a strange way.. I witnessed it and got to know exactly what happened. He was surrounded by family that loved him.

  • @koriko88
    @koriko88 4 года назад +154

    "We went back to the workshop, built some coffins together and just talked." - Ok I'm out

  • @Legohaiden
    @Legohaiden 4 года назад +8

    this such a real conversation... like something you would see in a cafe between two friends having a cup. VRChat is serving a very real need, regardless of what people say.

    • @Legohaiden
      @Legohaiden 4 года назад +1

      well... until he started going into the grizzly details >.> but im sure its something he needed to get off his chest... Good on Pooh for listening and allowing him to just talk.

  • @allmightguy6341
    @allmightguy6341 3 года назад +6

    Yoooo, this was an eye opener man. Huge amount of respect to the guy. I now give respect to all morticians, such brave souls

  • @karticus1139
    @karticus1139 4 года назад +124

    From the title I thought this guy was a hitman hired to killa child lmao

  • @nirvanaguitar
    @nirvanaguitar 4 года назад +58

    Being a mortician is the ultimate Memento Mori.

  • @CH-gc1fd
    @CH-gc1fd 4 года назад +94

    No one talks about his avatar being Andre the Smith from DS3.

    • @Luki-1331
      @Luki-1331 4 года назад +21

      Or just DS1, andre is a legend that traverses games from trilogies lmao

    • @donalddavid8199
      @donalddavid8199 4 года назад +5

      Prithee be careful!

    • @dokt1745
      @dokt1745 3 года назад +4

      @@donalddavid8199 I don't want to see my work squandered

  • @mr_0n10n5
    @mr_0n10n5 4 года назад +2

    Found this channel by accident.
    Best RUclips recommendation ever.
    My mind/head is in a very weird place. I'm living in misery but I'm not doing nearly enough to get out of it.
    Hearing strangers talk about their lives helps me get my thoughts back to where it should be, so I get to do what I should do more.
    Thank you and everyone willing to do the interviews and thank you all wholesome commenters.

  • @Red-mo2uo
    @Red-mo2uo 4 года назад +6

    Perfect video to give me an existential crisis before I sleep
    Maybe this is symor’s way of having us binge his other videos to get our mind off it

  • @CaillouLP
    @CaillouLP 4 года назад +4

    This video was recommended to me by the algorithm and it has very much inspired me to start working as a mortician myself. I was looking for a new part time job (I'm in university) and I sent a lot of applications. Today I finally got "the call" and accepted the offer. I think it's a very fascinating subject, it's a diverse profession and definitely honorable.

  • @evanweaver1060
    @evanweaver1060 3 года назад +1

    I’m also a mortician and i’ve felt a lot of what he’s saying. It’s nice to get a look into a German mortician’s work as an American, though.
    I remember my more existential experience was when i picked up a baby from a hospital for the first time. I went there sort of expecting to feel really morose and depressed, but when i got there and actually held it in my hands, it was one of the most calm moments of my life. Maybe i was a little sad to see an infant that didn’t live to grow up, sure, but i felt more at ease than anything. I’m not really sure why, either. I can only gather that i felt that way because i knew i’d be treating it with care and respect, and that the last hands to hold it would be tender and gentle and loving.
    I would add onto this guy’s story that funeral work isn’t all just train accidents and gruesome reassembly. There are a lot of really important and rewarding moments in this line of work that you just can’t get anywhere else.

  • @mfcoom9485
    @mfcoom9485 3 года назад +12

    If anyone has worked with a body. When he mentioned he always remember how cold it was (for the first time). Is spot on.

  • @rebmatius5136
    @rebmatius5136 4 года назад +42

    "Curiosity killed the cat" yea true i watched this while having lunch yep not weird at all

    • @klg9549
      @klg9549 4 года назад +4

      Remember though, the second half of the phrase is "... but satisfaction brought it back!"

    • @christerjakobsen8107
      @christerjakobsen8107 4 года назад +1

      Curiosity didn't kill the cat, ignorance did, and curiosity was framed.

  • @kwetzal8556
    @kwetzal8556 4 года назад +21

    Damn morticians out here getting exodias, left arm, right arm, left leg, right leg, and head. SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN ONE

  • @KuninKat
    @KuninKat 4 года назад +69

    I cant believe the human brain could get used to a dead severed body how horrifying could that be picking up parts of a body guts and heads and arms its horrifying to me

    • @squidontheside5496
      @squidontheside5496 4 года назад +18

      We get used to everything

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 4 года назад +1

      I mean, go on best gore for half an hour, it'll surprise how easily you can desensitise yourself to see
      (Mind you, ive seen half my body burned and fucked, so im possibly a rare case also for seeing my own self destruction and later being desensitised)

    • @vincentlaw1415
      @vincentlaw1415 4 года назад +5

      Why? People back in the days did see a shit loud of dead people, in war, during plagues, or even voluntarily at a public execution. It's actually more unnatural how far death got pushed away from our minds. People like him are just a luxury of our civilization, so we don't have to do it ourselves.

    • @SobrietyandSolace
      @SobrietyandSolace 4 года назад

      @@Mr_Makina I can look at it all day long, especially as it is something that already happened, it's not like I am in a life threatening situation, but I would find *touching*the flesh and blood to be gross I have worked on farms and dealt with dismembered bits of animal like docked tails, gonads etc, removing rotting placenta from a ewe's backside etc but I find humans more gross lol!

    • @mainao3443
      @mainao3443 4 года назад

      @@Mr_Makina how did your body get burned, did it get burned really that bad, just wondering

  • @thomasbork4320
    @thomasbork4320 4 года назад +6

    Love all the new videos! Keep em coming

  • @maxinea.sakaki4151
    @maxinea.sakaki4151 4 года назад +50

    6:35 "his head like a lantern" the skull lantern from DARK SOULS

    • @HeadFacethePirate
      @HeadFacethePirate 4 года назад +2

      I wonder if thats why he made the connection in the first place, even if it was unconscious.

    • @maruru8013
      @maruru8013 4 года назад +3

      I bet he did, considering he’s using Andre, hehe.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад

      @@HeadFacethePirate probably did lol

  • @MariusThePaladin
    @MariusThePaladin 4 года назад +34

    "What you think of Germans, those were those people."
    Oh no, those were some *scary* interviewers.

    • @xy7721
      @xy7721 4 года назад

      He's so right. I don't know how much people think of us Germans like that but there are definitely some thinking every German is a nazi or emotionless or what else...

    • @neonice
      @neonice 3 года назад

      I just think of them as sturdy work people with a beer belly lol

  • @vivuals
    @vivuals 3 года назад +1

    his way of story telling, more specifically his diction made me stay for the whole video. really amazing video!

  • @grubbiechirp5695
    @grubbiechirp5695 4 года назад +4

    I lovvve his wholesomeness and modesty in talking about this. And the accent.

  • @drlibro2669
    @drlibro2669 4 года назад +11

    I've only seen a dead body once, it was during a field trip in my last year of highschool, our class was for people who wanted to enter the medical field and the teacher always said that that trip would be the way to know if we really wanted to stay in the path of a medical career.
    We went to a university where they had a room where they stored the bodies, there were 4 students who separeted us into 4 groups of around 7 people. The bodies were from homeless people who were never claimed.
    It didn't have a leg and the eyes dried up and sunk into the skull.
    The skin was hard, like, really hard, like a leather sandal and it had tattoos that looked streched but it clearly was the name of a woman. Another tattoo was the name of a town in mexico, and a figure that i don't really know what it was.
    It was obviously a living person before with it's own story, but with the whole ambient it really didn't hit me. I could only think of it as a body and it was weirdly calm all around the room.
    Now the only one home who hasn't seen a body (outside of a funeral) are my brother and my mom, my father used to be a firefighter so he has told us plenty stories.

  • @MyzoryMaiq
    @MyzoryMaiq 3 года назад

    Dude this isnt the interviews i asked for but this is 100% what I needed.
    This "man on the street" type of interviews but like tweaked for the virtual age. Its amazing to consider this journalism but I imagine this is what the future of journalism is.

  • @poisonbang2178
    @poisonbang2178 4 года назад +14

    There's a brilliant movie about this very topic from 2008 called Departures. It's a very powerful movie and hearing him talk about his job it seems the job is portrayed very well in the movie given how similar it all sounds, with some cultural differences.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +3

      Great movie!

    • @Anony298
      @Anony298 4 года назад +2

      you should check out "SIx Feet Under", it's a great TV show that explores the life of people who work in a funeral home.

    • @CaptainKaos
      @CaptainKaos 4 года назад +1

      @@Anony298 Will do thank you!

  • @amymanen5699
    @amymanen5699 4 года назад +24

    Can I recommend Ask a Mortician for anyone who wants to know more about this practice and death in general? She's really good at explaining darker topics while keeping upbeat haha

  • @SolaireFlair
    @SolaireFlair 4 года назад

    Man, I gotta get my friend on this show with you. He has had quite a character arc. He went from freelancing mortician work to medical school overseas, then back to the US to become a private investigator, and has worked on all sorts of stuff from man hunts, to missing persons, to surveillance of corrupt police officers and beyond.

  • @vanderkarl3927
    @vanderkarl3927 4 года назад +15

    That's Andre from Dark Souls! Dude, I will absolutely move VR equipment up the priority list if I can be Big Hat Logan.

  • @EhRandomGuy
    @EhRandomGuy 4 года назад +7

    "looted the corpse... It's not whole"
    Lost it there

  • @lilpold9192
    @lilpold9192 4 года назад +153

    As a german I immediately knew he’s german

    • @ridgefrost
      @ridgefrost 4 года назад +17

      As an African i knew he was German, pretty sure everyone from everywhere would know he's German

    • @maj.romuloortiz7832
      @maj.romuloortiz7832 4 года назад +6

      @@ridgefrost Cause of low phone quality I at first thought it was an Indian accent then realized German. Half of my family is Deutschlandrs

    • @mickeymouze5
      @mickeymouze5 4 года назад +1

      i knew he was a german from the first word and i’m not German.

    • @harharhahrahrharo
      @harharhahrahrharo 4 года назад

      Im in switzerland so same here

    • @HENRIVICTORIOUS1
      @HENRIVICTORIOUS1 3 года назад

      As a Brit, I immediately knew he was German

  • @matthewfontaine4928
    @matthewfontaine4928 4 года назад +65

    “it’s really amazing what the human body can do” -mortician

  • @voidofcrows4483
    @voidofcrows4483 4 года назад +47

    "you always dream of being a firefighter , a astronaut. or what ever"
    funny... i've always wanted to be a mercenary...

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 4 года назад +2

      There's a series of PMC greentexts by Punished Creepswork that might interest you.

    • @squidontheside5496
      @squidontheside5496 4 года назад +1

      @Jose Castro Never stop trying. Maybe it'll pay

    • @SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b
      @SigmaSigmaBoy-m2b 4 года назад +2

      Oh youre one of those edgy kids

    • @ninjahayden34
      @ninjahayden34 4 года назад +1

      Everyone thinks it would be cool to be in one of those type of jobs, until you actually do it. I mean, just look at the type of people in those fields. They may come into the job sane but 99% don't leave the job in a good mental state. Taking a life changes you. seeing someone have their last breath almost every day changes you.

    • @hydroxide5507
      @hydroxide5507 4 года назад

      Wow........ ure so hardcore........wowe.....

  • @Nuclear187
    @Nuclear187 4 года назад

    That’s a wicked good and heartfelt conversation I feel like. He really opens peoples eyes and way of thinking. Good dude. Major props for him and what he does.

  • @drkspnova
    @drkspnova 4 года назад +9

    when he said the severed limb was mushy, i was a bit surprised because my dog who died around a month ago now was very stiff and i expected the severed limb to be the same, but i guess it makes sense because it could be different with other animals, and my dog still had all it's limbs attached.

    • @giedrius2149
      @giedrius2149 3 года назад

      usually after death the muscles contract, takes some time until it gets soft

  • @Weinmaste
    @Weinmaste 4 года назад +21

    Carried his head around like a lantern 😆 I'm sorry that made me laugh, I'm going to hell I know!

  • @7teenHM
    @7teenHM 3 года назад

    Recently ive found a beautiful attitude to listening to people's lifestyles and stories told through VRchat, the more i watch the more u feel like Vrchat is litrally like group therapy, people really opening up without the fear of judgment and i actually feel so much more intrested in joining the VR community just experience all sorts of stories and talk

  • @MrDooooood
    @MrDooooood 4 года назад +9

    He’s a very charming guy actually.

  • @NickIsAWaffle
    @NickIsAWaffle 3 года назад +3

    I love the perspective he's gotten from his job, it's really gotta drive home how fleeting life is, I'm glad he's got a good perspective about it.

  • @ObsidionshadowX
    @ObsidionshadowX 3 года назад +1

    Old forge Master looking dude: "Didn't they put a warning on those tide pod things?"
    Winnie the Pooh: "Kids don't read!"
    Gold.

  • @thecolorblack5499
    @thecolorblack5499 4 года назад +10

    The way Charlie was standing was so funny to me.

  • @oraandrip5266
    @oraandrip5266 4 года назад +48

    Hey that's André from dark souls

  • @Guesswork01
    @Guesswork01 3 года назад +1

    Just found this channel and I love your style. You’re so good at getting people to tell personal stories, and you’re good at keeping yourself out of the story and focusing on your guest. Great channel! Liked and subbed

  • @JustWatchingVideo56
    @JustWatchingVideo56 4 года назад +40

    So this is what Andre of Astora does in his offtime.

    • @megaponful
      @megaponful 3 года назад +4

      That explains the coffins and gravestones all over firelink shrine.

  • @spooky_boi6978
    @spooky_boi6978 4 года назад +44

    It’s strange to think that it could only take about a week or two to get adjusted to carrying dead bodies around, very interesting

    • @ForumBlackwolfdave
      @ForumBlackwolfdave 4 года назад +6

      Part of it depend on the people, I know folk who can't even look at cuts without flipping their shit.

    • @Zinbou1
      @Zinbou1 4 года назад +8

      Welp, it's just dead body nothing much, there's no personnal/emotional connection between him and the corpse

    • @emmanueladesina7555
      @emmanueladesina7555 4 года назад +1

      Is it strange because it's too short or too long a period of time, because you haven't really needed to think about it before? Curious to know why it would be strange in your opinion.

    • @spooky_boi6978
      @spooky_boi6978 4 года назад

      Emmanuel Adesina I’ve just never really thought about it before, I feel like it would take a very long time to get adjusted to that, but it seems like it’s quite the contrary