Real Life Bounty Hunter Talks About His Craziest Catches
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PART 2: • How This Man Trained t...
In this adventure of a video, my friend Ryche tells some tales from his life as a modern-day bounty hunter through the medium of VRChat. Enjoy!
Thanks to these legends for helping with the subtitles:
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#storytime #story #vr
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ALSO PART 2 IS OUT NOW: ruclips.net/video/PMzKuQZhmAg/видео.html
YASSSS
i live in montana
@@galaxyofequestria okkkk???????
YOOOOOO
Excitement.
The way he paused after he said "I shot him in the forehead" scared me so bad and then he said "with a rubber bullet"
Cmon it ain't like bounty hunting where its dead, dead or alive, or alive, like he would only use lethal stuff if the "target" was using lethal force as well y'know?
@@fuze7885 it’s still sounds really cool tho you are basically real bounty hunter😅
when is that
hes living in yakuza 4
you can still kill someone with a rubber round to the head tho
"As a bounty hunter, I don't need a warrant to kick your shit in."
*alright, paying my debts right now after that one-liner, not worth the hurty hurt*
Lol
So how much pain do you feel with the bean bag shot gun
@@repairman-_- more than you think
@@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 I can imagine. I saw a video of that shit in slow motion and it’s not something I’d want to experience in real life.
That is fucking terrifying.
"What happened to my rights!?"
"Gone, reduced to atoms"
"I used my rights to destroy my rights."
Rights are null and void when you choose to ignore laws of the society that gives you those rights. That being said some rights are restored to you after imprisonment.
@@ICaligvla That is literally not how it works. Rights are never rescinded, that only happens with contracts. The rest of rights are permanent.
If you become a terrorist and someone shoots you in the street while you were shopping, THEY go to jail.
"You should have gone for the nearest court"
What happened to Lincoln assasinated
the fact that he calls his Uniform "Drip" makes me respect him even more than before
Why do people call it drip anyway?
DRIP
@@margotrosendorn6371 drippin out the wazoooooo sheeeeeeesh
The dudes a wanna be coo he should just go to the academy instead of ruining peoples day
@@cerberus6252 nah he doesn’t want to spend YEARS at a academy..
“If you took a black light in there it would look like a metropolitan painting”
I fucking died holy shit.
Sounds like a Guardians of the galaxy reference
It pretty much is a guardians reference tbh
@@granularcarp8969 except in the movie it’s referred to a Jackson Pollock painting
@@cryamistellimek9184 I thought it was Jackson Pollock he meant; and the movie I recall was referenced in was Ex Machina.
We too low
Reminds of when my dad told me about his interactions with bounty hunters. My dads a cop, and in my state, bounty hunters are more “Wild West”, and are able to do some interesting stuff. Like for instance, they are legally allowed to do whatever it takes to get at their target. Two times my dad saw it, one guy used a chainsaw to cut down someone’s front door, and the other time, the dude got a helicopter and dropped a tree through the bounties roof.
Holy shit lmao
I wonder what this guy's thought process was that getting a helicopter and a tree was his first plan instead of more conventional methods lmao
@@shoelessbandit1581 for real
@@shoelessbandit1581 He’s the bounty hunter I would want to hire.
@@Azeal imagine accidentally doing it to the wrong house.
“You’re not treating me like a person!”
Ma’am, I just pulled you out of a dog house
please tell me you have any context to this
@@Ribbons0121R121 when he was telling the story of arresting a Karen at her house
I expected him to say what I commented after he found her hiding in a dog house
that is a ridiculously sick burn
@@Ribbons0121R121 22:48 is the start of the story
Lol
"He had a body pillow that was practically standing on its own."
I don't give half a baked chicken's toe how much that dude's bounty was, if I walked into his room and saw a body pillow standing on its own I would probably die on the spot out of pure disgust and fear.
"Baked chicken's toe!" XD
Biological hazard
nuclear fallout radiating off of the body pillow
I don’t get it
@@pleon13822 Not to go into too much detail but if it's standing on it's own it means alot of a certain bodily fluid has dried on the body pillow
"All those things you call rights?"
"GONE"
I laughed my ass off at this
3:35
Gone, reduced to atoms.
@@spacemarine6212 XD HAHAHAH
aye how the hell did you make your message green?
@@mnovenislost5495 who?
"I've had to tackle a Karen, that was one if my best days" words of an absolute legends.
*legend
*legend
Time stamp?
@@skullxenator679 just put your ADHD in check for a half hour and watch the video.
@@CrawDad1131 LMFAO
"you have to buy your own gear"
imagine a guy breaking in your house with full hotline miami mode on
BOUNTY HUNTER UNLOCKED:
Kingsryche22 - More Gun Experience
But fr imagine a Hotline Miami style game where one unfortunate bounty hunter is forced to use their guns because the dude called an entire army to save his ass
Hello there
@@MOTIVATED_SPARDA “You’ll be happy to know, you are victims of a robbery”
How the frack did you get that from Spanish language tapes?
@@Tuncud_Raruci the files, I hacked them
@@Tuncud_Raruci I am beyond your laws of science
If this guy is still available for hire, I want to hire him for a personal interview and hangout. He sounds like a chill person
Do you still want to hire me? 😄
@@NotOnDrugs You are the guy? Can you prove it?
They need to make a yt channel and talk about this
24:10 "Is Scott home?"
"Actually..." **glass shattering** "... he just left."
This is the greatest reference I've ever gotten in my entire 17 years of being alive
I was about to say my mans got scott pilgrimed
Oh my God that is literally exactly what happened
@@lukehurlbut5963 ikr
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT LMAO
This dude sounds like he's having a blast just talking about his job, he has obtained happiness.
mannnn sometimes you can have a shitty paying job but the people you hangout and things you do are so fun and crazy its worth your time. for example i have a friend in private security here in brazil and the mofocka LOVES to tell "good morning shootouts" he has with the drug trafickers near his job site lol "YOOOOO SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND GO TO SLEEP YOU DRUGGED OUT" "SHUT UP LIL UPPER CLASS GUARD DOG" and they start shooting at each other for the hell of it... he even knows all the thugs by name and hangout together on weekends at the beach...
EYO NO JOKE WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ZELDA T SHIRT I WAS LEGIT PLAYING ZELDA AT THE SAME TIME
@@drewinsur7321 that's wholesome🤧
Wouldn't you be happy too if you could harass people legally?
As a Florida person I am ready for this
I can just imagine him kicking a person’s door open yelling “I don’t need a warrant!”
BITCH I AM THE WARRANT
No no BITCH MY SHOE IS THE WARRANT
And thats when reality hit
Sounds like a great way to get a chest full of buckshot at close range.
@@jamesshore3191 Yeah probably and since they are usually private contractors the person probably won't be arrested for murder of a leo, just regular murder.
24:10 gives vibes of
“Is Scott here?”
*[Scott jumps out the window]*
“You know what? He just left…”
“Arresting Karens is the best”-The words of a legend
To be honest it would be greatest thing one less karen in the world
I was going to like your comment but somehow my dog liked it before I could🙃🙃
@@wildpacktv5470 That dog knows Karens are the worst people
@@VolcanicoD.S. Yes yes he does. Especially because he's a pit bull people tend to think he's going to hurt them my sister said she's seen people move to the other side of the street when they were out for a walk. But yes he does know what a Karen is
Justice had been made
*Forgets to pay bail*
This dude: "Give me the plant."
Is... Is that a JoJolion reference?
@@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle I think it is a wall-e meme
@@jameskristian3617 that makes more sense
Wall-E
Me hitting up my guy at like 2am on a work night
“Give me the plant”
This dude is like the chillest bounty hunter I've seen
Goes to show, “Antique weapons and hoakie religions are no match for a good blaster”
That's also the only bounty hunter i've ever seen
How many bounty hunters have you met?
@bjacobs785 I’ve met a few ,all after me they usually go missing , ok now I’m getting screamed at by some negative 3 year old.
@@NezbolOG oh-
God I wanna listen to this guy just talk about his bounting hunting adventures everyday
Ngl whoever he ends up marrying will never run out of things to talk about with him.
"He had a body pillow"
Me: Aight-
"It was standing up on its own"
Ayo _wtf_
if that thing can stand on its own it’s probably crunchy like you shove 40 bag of Lays in that pillow
@@tiendungle2465 I don't like that mental image
he came inside it so much it became a sentient creature
@@sltrskid "Oh God. The sperm didn't die."
Aight?
I love how he embraces the term “bounty hunting”. It sounds less lame than bail bonds agent.
truee
might be because he's, idk, making this shit up
@@yukisohma19 no, bails bondsmen are real, it's illegal to have the job available in most countries besides america and the phillapines
@@yukisohma19 what makes you think so? The fact that it’s coming from someone on vrchat or that you’ve done no research? Cause if this is made up he is absolutely incredible at improv and instantaneous storytelling, and should be doing an acting job.
@@gektoast4968 lemme just say if he is making this stuff up, he is a great fuckin liar
"Open up, police"
"eh"
"Open up, Bail Bondsman"
* John wick music slowly begins to rise, grabs the wiffle bat *
or, or, doom music starts up but then imideaitly stops when he hits his head on the pitching machine
*other dude pulls out a decorative katana with 1 durability*
@@derkrampus9986 *Neckbeard runs upstairs*
[You picked up Amazon Katana]
Yes
"and he's just lie: bonk, bumb, plop" and the dude just cracks his skull of a freaking piching machine. and the wife just "eh. your doing great honey!" i laughed so hard at that one.
*Story Plotline | Enjoy and Have a Good One Ya'll*
0:00 - Bounty Hunter Info
5:37 - Neckbeard Samurai Tragedy
15:35 - Arresting Karens and Darens
16:32 - Bounty Hunter Equipment
18:06 - Bounty Hunter Info
22:54 - Karen Nessbit Time
29:48 - Cookies & Cakes
31:06 - Wiffle Bat
ty
Thanks for the time stamps
Why was this bi moaning over the wiffle bat???
"Come back with a warrant"
"I am the warrant"
"Not yet"
"It's treason then"
"My face is my warrant."
I love this. I can just see this in my head
Nice
Sounds...familiar
@@DarthVader0001 your lack of faith.... Disturbs me
The family walking by the bounty hunter be like:
*”Smile and wave boys, smile and wave…”*
LOL
Lmao 🤣
That got me!
How did you connect those things together? 😂
Madagaskar ... Kowalski, is it?
Thanks chat, Skipper is his name.
@@s3mir659 Skipper I believe.
@@goofigoobr learn Madagascar knowledge
Alternate title:
Bounty Hunter Arrests a discord mod.
he did say he needed to text someone lol
legit shows all the attributes of a discord mod
if you tell me that dude isn't a mod i don't know what they are
Dang that got me while I was drinking
i mean, yeah he deserves it but poor bh man
he's just doin his job
Another alternate title:
*Bounty hunter arrests a Weeb*
Person with the bail : "Come back with a warrant"
Bounty Hunter : "This is the part where we throw our heads back and laugh"
He sounds really young tbh, good for him getting such a fulfilling career.
I hope my son doesn't do something stupid in the future and has to meet this guy
@@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 i hope i wont XD
@Austin Smd So? He doesn't need a permit to bust in yo house
Prob bc he’s lying lol
@@word69420 not really It's actually a real job that they enjoy, sadly it looks like you don't have a good job
“You need a Warrant”
Him: I AM THE WARRANT *Boss Music*
Also Him: Reality can be whatever I want
The only thing they fear plays....
Not yet
@@sengiko It's treason then...
*Dark souls music intensifies*
So basically he kicks down the door and says "your rights are unavailable right now please try again at a later date"
"error: rights not found"
*Hotline Miami 2 music plays* "Your rights are forfeit"
Also bean bag guns hurt :(
I think it is exactly like you said, their rights are currently unavailable and they must try again at a later date
[Payday Heist Music Plays]
*"Your free trial of rights have expired. Would you like to pay for a premium plan?"*
I love how this guy sounds like hes actually enjoying his job and he has definitely earned all my respect for arresting karens
Yo, being a hunter is crazy, you're basically forced to use non-lethal, and having to deal with people who can use lethal. Dude is braver than most I know, wish him all the luck.
That’s very true and very kind of you!
Reminds me of patty mayo
Yeah
It’s like padded boxing mittens against people with brass knuckles
But hey,the law is law
Another advantage cops have over hunters
@@yesmybagel2751 Yeah please don't compare this guy's heroic acts to that fake ass content.
@@dn_walk3r161 hERoIC bro he's a vulture to the bottom class people that can barely afford food for themselves let alone to stay out of prison, not that it's his fault they went but I don't think intimidating people into paying bonds is exactly "heroic"
"He had a body pillow. It was standing on its own at that point." The image that is now burned into my mind...
That body pillow would be.
*C R U S T Y*
@@thechargentarge1341 crusty crab
Can someone explain
@@hungry_khid1007 someone liked leaving stains on it with his small pathetic dong
@@hungry_khid1007 you dont need to know ;-;
love how he refers to his gear as "The Drip"
Respect The Drip
Respect the drip
Respect The *Drip*
Respect The Drip
Respect the drip
Him: *"Arresting Karens is the best!"*
It it possible to learn this forbiddened power?
Not from the Police
Being a bail bonds agent/bounty hunter sounds interesting now
@Isabella Henao Same here~! XD
I might try to do it.
its very dangerous my uncle is a bounty hunter and he got jumpped by 5 guys all with guns that surrounded him
i am in no way built that way mentally or physically but it does sound like quite the time (not that i would ever become one)
If I have the power to become immortal or a better self confidence I’d try it
I like how at the start the bounty hunter walks over and says “Just got off of work”. Like he saw a group of people and was like “I should go tell them about my day and my job as a bounty hunter”
And I'm so glad he did
@@albinocyclopse9952 same
he knows atleast someone in that group because they are yellow names (indicates someone on your friends list in VRchat) the guy filming it likely knows him and the others don't
Man those stories were hella good tho. Didnt mind wasting half an hour listening to em man
I love how everyone is just silently listening to this guys happily talk about his job. Wholesome internet points
I love getting to hear this stuff firsthand. Some of my best moments in VR have been the ones I've captured on camera.
@@Azeal What i dont get how can you tell apart people who actually do the things they say and professional liars?
I mean the guy in the video certainly sounds genuine but i mean as a whole.
@@devol3829 Even very good liars can't produce good enough fake information to a sufficiently intelligent group of people. There would be something that doesn't quite line up eventually, I feel, if they were lying
this video got a lot more cozy after reading this comment :)
Feels like a father telling stories to their kids.
I hope I'm not the only one who imagines this guy wearing a wacky costume in all his stories
lmao fair
I imagine him wearing his vrchat avatars or the mandalorian suit
“I will defend my house!”
Now you see this is where a boss health bar would show up
He’s a miniboss at most tho lmao
Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown.
@@marshmallow3200 literally cackling rn lmao
Oh my god yes it's literally perfect
Its a fake-out boss, you hit him once and his bones disintegrate
"When you go to jail, those things you call rights, they don't exist for you anymore" is such a powerful line
@Ty Bey my dad's employee was arrested cuz they couldn't find the real person and they wanted to close the case
@@happyszzzzs2173 yikes
Your rights become more restricted, but you tend to have more rights and protections than any C.O.
When you change your sexuality, those things you call rights, they don't exist anymore
@@uzakirev13yearsago21 what are you even talking about?
“Drop the soap in some gulag” spoken like a true man
but there is no soap in gulag.
@@raptakula8469 in gulag, soap drops you.
And then grigori claps your cheeks.
@@larrypoppins6273 and dimitri claps em too
@@br8973 No you give Dimitri sloppy toppy.
@@raptakula8469 there's none because everybody dropped it all
“All those things you call rights, GONE”
*sad Saul Goodman noises*
lmao
"I saw a body pillow... it was standing up on its own at that point." Is my favorite sentence in this story.
why does my pizza look so disgusting now?
If it was in good condition it might have worked as collateral
@@maggintons can you do not?
The quote @9:43
@@maggintons AHAHAHAHHAHA
8:06 VR chat captures gestures so well. The moment where the bounty hunter raises his hand, tilts his head a little, and is like "wtf are you doing" is so funny.
Funny seeing you here, anything hot coming off the animation papers.
@@suddencrysis3134 yeah
It's nice to see you in comment sections.
Yess lol
Can't trust everything you hear.
This is literally the fucking coolest guy i've ever seen. He would be a great friend. And he definitely seems legit, because he knows the laws well, and he didn't act like he was making up stories on the spot.
He may just be well read but this mans story sounds legit
My main reason for thinking this sounds legit is that hes reminded of something by questions so you know it's not a rehearsed story. And he isnt taking long to recall anything so I dont think anyone could make things up on the fly that fast.
*Mhm*
@@fist-of-doom487 the yt who made this has seen his badge and is doing a ride along
@@joshj8127 the UT who made the vid has seen his badge and is doing a ride along
31:26 ''Perfect! Time to destroy his image!'' Man, this line makes me laugh every time!
"He got a body pillow standing on its own"
Jesus Christ, may the Lord have mercy on this man's soul
Man was down bad
Shit had me truly LMFAO, woke up a whole house cus it's 2 AM.
DISGUSTANG!
He's not even a weeb stereotype, he's a living caricature of a weeb stereotype.
hope the lord doesn’t have mercy bro
"As a Bounty Hunter, I don't need a warrant to kick your shit in" my day is made, thank you.
Most Chad sentence I've ever heard
I AM THE WARRANT
Im genuinely considering becoming one of these people instead of a marine,
@@bombdotcom2168 LOL
@@bombdotcom2168 I’m also thinking about being a marine but after I finish high school lmao it’s my last year but the job this guy has seems fun.
"Nesbitt": leaves
Guy: actually she's out right now
I mean not wrong but still
Like that one scene in scott pilgrimm vs the world.
Bounty hunter: Is Nesbitt here?
Husband: Uh, actually-
*Nesbitt CLEARLY jumps straight through the window just behind Husband*
Husband: She just left…
@@memorableman3709 I'm dying from the image XD
r/technicallythetruth lmao
@@memorableman3709 literally came to make that exact comment! Fair play man
@@memorableman3709 your man is a legend
The random moaning towards the end caught me so off guard that I almost fell over
lol
@@Azeal Nice video man, sending best wishes and hope you're doing well mentally.
“if you took a black light in there it would’ve looked like a metropolitan painting” 💀
Same energy as Star-Lord.
“If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.”
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
@@corymcneeley1 keyed and artpilled
"He had a body pillow and it was standing on its own"
It better not be DAMN ROCK SOLID!
What do you think 😂
There might be some Mayo stains on it
Shit i got Fithy Frank vibes when he said that 😂
@@caohimesuzuki7389 * in *
He had so much sex with his body pillow it stands on its own now
“If you took a blacklight in there it would look like a metropolitan painting.”
I was had at that moment.
That was gold 🤣
I think that exact line was said by Peter Q in Guardians of the Galaxy volume 1
24:00 is like that scene from Scott Pilgrim
Bounty Hunter: Is Mrs. Nesbitt home?
Mr. Nesbitt: You know what? *door closing noises* She just left
person that owes bail: "come back when you have a warrant".
Bounty hunter: 'BITCH I AM THE WARRANT'
Literally. If you've fucked up enough to have an honest-to-God bounty hunter on your ass, the time for warrants is LONG past!
@@useraccount333 not true, several states still require a warrant or police escort to go in
@@lorddude123 not in this context smarta*s
No one like this coment its at a perfect number
@@theorangegremlin334 you FOOL i unlike it and its now perfect >:)))
"That's not much of a life"
Jesus christ you fucking killed him
"the body pillow was like, standing on its own"
W H A T
EÆ
cum
@@bobbobberson1923 you mean yum 🤤
*insert Orchestra version of Giornos theme best part*
Just when I thought crunchy socks was the worst I've ever heard
Has it really been like, a year since I watched this? This is one of the coolest videos I've watched. These videos are so neat, and your content is pretty neat. Keep it up!
Thank you so much, and welcome back :)
I love his "i'm a professional dance" when he talks about his car.
*wiggle wiggle*
"what job do you have by the way?"
"its Bondsman. Bail Bondsman."
Or JamesBond?
UNDERRATED
@@m4pvr8 James Bondsman
@@Luka-bt2ve oh my Croissant
@@Luka-bt2ve Bailmes Bondsman
“The name’s Bond, Bail Bonds.”
I like to imagine Cowboy Bebop music while he's on one of his jobs
YES
@@Azeal 3, 2, 1, let's jam! - *Crappy recorder version of the opening while the weeb comes down stairs with his samurai sword*
@@MelMelMel *And then there is a random JoJo fan with him*
@@DatLeo47 AYYAYAYAYYAYAAAYYYYYYYYY
@@MelMelMel *Aztec dubstep plays*
This guy is either having his dream job or is a great storyteller. If this guy isn't actually a bounty hunter and its all made up he should become a bookwriter or a movie/series producer.
You should read the pinned comment + reply.
@@TheSevereBurn27 already read. I said *If* this guy is making it up.
@@razvan9899 some ppl just dont pay attention
Or he just missed it like a normal human would
would be the greatest comedy crime show and probably the only one id ever read/watch
This shit is so dumb and funny I am sure this is not made up.
This is good podcast shit. I listened to this on my way home. I need more of these stories 😫
I'm so glad you enjoyed!
It would be some shit if he actually shot the guy and he somehow deflected that bullet back at him ,8:39
I bet my bike that I haven't rode in years you can find some videos about bounty hunters telling their stories on RUclips
@@carloslightbourn1539 that reminds me of a case where a guy stealing a lightsaber from toys r us in oregon, in the middle of the street had a standoff with the police, and DEFLECTED the tasers WITH the lightsaber he was stealing.
@@VoxelChaos please please tell me more or send me a link to the story or a video I need to see this LMAOO
It should be a yearly tradition to have this guy back on the channel to share more fantastic stories
"You fake cop"
Yeah, security guard here. That's a pretty common statement. Just makes me wanna say "I can get the real cops if you'd like to explain to them why you're trespassing."
How do you deal with people like that? It sounds infuriating as hell.
So funny
@@steveishere8808 Same way a grocery clerk deals with 'em. Pure patience and strong will to not lay them out. Gotta have it in the workforce because you see them almost every day.
One of my favorite nicknames given to me is "fake bacon" lol
@@maliarmstrong2146 when did they mention roblox?
This dude works for the court and is a grown adult but still has a sense of humor that's 10× better than most comedians
THAT'S WHAT I SAID-
and most youtubers
"i bet if you took a blacklight in there it would look like a metropolitan painting"
@@smooshed_in I say he needs his own channel. He'd have a ton of subs!
THAT'S THE TRUTH YOUR HONOR XD HAHHHAHAA
i genuinely want a podcast of this guy just talking about his job for hours on end, shit sounds wild.
Right though?! Dead-ass I would actually listen to this I don't listen to many podcasts but this guy just talkin about his job is entertaining to me
But this guy definitely has some stories to tell
I would pay so much for that
Yes, it is so good i didnt even realized i sit here listening to him for half hour xd ould love to hear more from him.
There's actually some bounty hunters that you can follow on youtube who are filming their interventions, one of the most well known is "Patty Mayo".
Very interesting to follow
@@Veolfen Patty Mayo isn't a real bail bondsman though.
lmao what a great storyteller
Barely even fumbles his words, just a coherent story that you can tell clearly happened to him
"He had a body pillow, it was standing on his own at that point". I think i never regret to eat my dinner and watch a video at the same time that much.
I don't get the standing part. Is it something inappropriate or not?
@@hybridavian9580 you’re somewhat close but it’s also related to another topic relating to sperm I think
@@Keptiembre I see. Thanks for that
God I feel bad for the pillow
@@ultra_gagayay me too lmao
This man has godly wordplay. "Stains like a metropolitan painting" was one of the greatest analogies I have ever heard ngl.
Edit: I'm surprised that this got so many likes!
I mean, he probably told this story to so many friends that the wording just improves lol. Also, it's crazy how cops, soldiers and people related know and speak so much analogies
Did you mean Jackson Pollock
@@SoulKingBK No
Can't trust everything you hear. :(
@@TimSzabo True. That’s what some people do these days.
But this guy sounds so happy while talking about his job, I don’t think he’s lying about it.
Dude, this guy will punch Karen's for a fucking Big Mac. I KID YOU NOT!
HE WILL
LUL HE SURE WILL *SHEEEsh*
this guy would fistfight god for half a bagel
@@TheDiggity42 and God would end up like:
"Just take the bagel, Medamn..."
Life goals
“So I’m just staring at this tragedy”
I don’t know why but his delivery killed me
"how many cups and cans were there" "oh my fucking god" i was laughing so hard.
lmaoo
What was that supposed to mean ? Im cultured but not that deep
@@DannyDoThings people with lots of cups and cans or, water bottles and stuff like that, usually have samurai swords, or just a loser
“He had a body pillow” hrrmk
“*THE THING WAS STANDING ON IT’S OWN AT THAT POINT*” ok hol’ tf up-
lmaoo
Just think about how hard it needed to be to stand up... Take all the time you need.
In the words of FilthyFrank "I've had so much sex with my body pillow that it stands on it's own now. My wife is coming to life!"
The crust and smell
BLLLLUEGGGGHHHHH!
@@justsomenumpty ah the weeb episode
I’m surprised that Ñëçbjœrd, Ruler of Discord Mods doesn’t know that you’re supposed to wield a katana with two hands.
With a Stance lol
@@brotat0 Lol...hilarious ignorance here. A katana is an outdoor open weapon used to cut down key members of an enemy army by running up to them and then running away afterward.
The absolute last thing involved in the process is a stance.
This goes for any use of a sword but this one in particular.
How important is this? Most fencing instructors will not take on a student without at least a one year commitment to do footwork and not even touch a sword. The primary bad habit they are trying to train out is the tendency to take a stance.
You fight with your feet. The sword is along for the ride.
This is ten times as important in any serious use of hand held weaponry. Men fight in a line. A formation. Anything that breaks the formation breaks the line and kills the men. It is absolutely mandatory that the line be maintained with discipline as it moves. If it can't move, is delayed in movement or breaks, those are dead men on the field. Better you should show up without a weapon than without your footwork.
@@nonenone4461 Interesting, thank you for that information.
@@eerimation1759 discord mod breathing 1st form: Last stance fake out
Based on lize nobes’s comment
@@Sky_darts mod breathing 2nd form, quick slash warns
This guy is making bounty hunting sound like the real life equivalent of some of the video games I've played. If I were any more of a thrill seeker, but yeah no im not a fighter and I'm definitely not going to put my life on the line. 😅
“I don’t need a warrant to kick your shit in.”
Based
Based and epicpilled
Sounds like some cloaker shit.
*"THE SAFEWORD IS POLICE BRUTALITY"*
@@C0ldD1rective "WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"
@@grate9 *WULULULULULU*
@@FBIAGENT725 *[INSERTNAME IS DOWNED!]*
24:10 “
“Is Scott here?”
*scott jumps out window*
“He just left.”
@BONK! (Fool Misleader) that's the point..
@BONK! (Fool Misleader) It's literally a scene out of Scott Pilgrim
I had no idea this comment was here oml
He's having the time of his life sharing his career with everyone who'll listen.
He seems like one of the coolest Dudes I have evet seen
@@der_saftmon for real. I learned things I didn't even know.
Damn, what a cool guy. He gave so many details and genuine reactions to things. I actually believe him!
He honestly should do a podcast where he talkes about his best storys! Ngl that was entertaining
Search patty mayo on youtube
@@Marnzzzz The content is entertaining, however fake it may be
I like how i have been watching my phone so much my eyes highlighted your comment in green
@@shrugs3233 there is no way he came up with all that on his own right there
@@mewhenthe1 the content they called fake was the channel patty mayo not this story.
This guy's voice is the definition of "Cool and young". He is like a badass who doesn't act like a douchebag jock, but like an actual smart likable guy... Who is also an hilarious badass.
I would have cringed if he had said stuff like "Yeah, I'm so tough. If someone gets in my way he gets beaten" (like those insecure weirdos who talk about "alpha males").
But instead of that he talked like cool funny guy who chats about his job while having some beers.
There's always a perfect voice
He's the type of badass that probably thinks he's a weak loser
i mean hes kind of a cop though : \
@@badmanjones179 so
@@badmanjones179 okay?
This is surprisingly interesting
So far the most interesting part was the neck beard guy part, I haven’t made it past the 1/3 mark yet
Out of all the places, you’d never find this on VRchat
At least not commonly
The guy is a pretty good story teller as well
Im surprised he has such a happy voice usually bounty hunters would have deep voices
Nonsense is here!
This man needs to make a RUclips channel and talk about this, it’s so fun
“He pulled out a fucking samurai sword”
*demon slayer op starts playing*
Don’t bring my boy Tanjiro anywhere near that creep! He’s been through enough.
@@Ajehy lol
Ah yes, another human of culture
the only thing I can hear is unravel
BUSHIDO DIGNIFIED,
ITS THE LAST STAND OF THE SAMURAI!
"GET BACK WITH A WARRANT" Doom music kicks in*
Mick Gordon - BFG Division
@@Azeal i see u are a man of culture
Just like he will
*RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE*
I love how when that one girl asked "how many cups and cans were in there?" His answer was just "MORE THAN THERE NEEDED TO BE". Like, you've probably seen the pictures in memes, imageboards, reddit, etc., you immediately KNOW in your head exactly what he's talking about.
I was thinking in that pewdiepie one with like 90 cups and shit.
wtf was that voice that asked the question 😟
@@shaniquarameraz1213 Obviously a vtuber, duh. Who else would do those cutesy smol girl voices?
@@IgnatianMystic it wasn’t cute, i was jumpscared
@@IgnatianMystic it’s seriously cringe
I really want to hear more stories from him, he tells them so well with some great humor in between it. Its really interesting to hear about.
i k its been a month but this guy shits out bs
“You don’t need a warrant to kick their shit in” i have found my dream job
Murica
Hey there officer, lets do Bad Boy movie style.
I don't have a warrant and I'm doing just fine.
Gross
you live in an actual dystopia
What a fascinating job, Ryche is a great storyteller
He really is!
it is risky though, the guy literally said that promotion is basically staying alive, I know he meant that as a joke but still, there might be some truth to that statement.
@@Darlanter I think that’s when he was talking about LC
This job just sounds fun
Favorite part of this is when he said all those things you call rights GONE. I started dead laughing
homie was just living his anime and the bail bonds officer was the antagonist.
"Fool! You need a Warrant!"
"I AM THE WARRANT"
"NANI!?"
Homie realizes that he’s not the protagonist.
He heard boss music playing for sure lmao
I completely lost it at “he came after me with a wiffle bat”.
"I got boats, cars even a weed farm!"
MOM IM GETTING A NEW JOB
Same lmao
Me: I WOULD KICK ASS AS A BOUNTY HUNTER!
Also Me: *cries after stubbing my pinkie toe*
@@Chirpysemperboy use the weed from the farm to drown out the pain
He doesn't actually get to keep any of that
The weed farm lol
“And she’s screaming that I’m hurting her and I’m just like ‘oh shut up’”
*I aspire to be like this guy.*
we all should
Full of shit? Lol
"I don't need a warrant to kick your shit in"
The way he says that is oddly hilarious to me, he sounds like such a cool guy to hang out with just to chat
Until you borrow something from him and forget to pay back.
I really like this guy, good advice and stories.