Products We Bought Because We're Alone (What're Those?!)

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • Welcome back to What’re Those, where today’s products were bought because we are lonely people who are alone!
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Комментарии • 1 тыс.

  • @SmoshGames
    @SmoshGames  4 года назад +2191

    ...adds boyfriend pillow to cart

  • @Livyjedi
    @Livyjedi 4 года назад +3595

    "What're Those?!" or it's alternative title, "Unhinged Damien in a fun sport coat and matching tie"

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 4 года назад +38

      I thought the alternative title was “What indeed are these?” as evidenced by the “What are those?” episode with fidget spinners

    • @aimlessalix8066
      @aimlessalix8066 4 года назад +22

      With who's line is it anyways point system

    • @spdr77
      @spdr77 4 года назад +1

      true

    • @kafi9556
      @kafi9556 3 года назад

      But they were gonna say "What in the world Is it Does it Cost?"

    • @lazygenie5616
      @lazygenie5616 Год назад

      Fun is a odd word for hideous

  • @camicandike233
    @camicandike233 4 года назад +2410

    Damien: “Olivia’s in the lead...Shayne’s in the lead”
    Shayne: hysterical laughter

    • @dillonm913
      @dillonm913 4 года назад +24

      0:45

    • @中村-z2y
      @中村-z2y 4 года назад +1

      Thanks for telling me what happened

    • @fawnamae
      @fawnamae 11 месяцев назад

      @@中村-z2yyou’re welcome 🤗

    • @whenitsover3479
      @whenitsover3479 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@中村-z2y bitter for what? stop being salty, ain’t nothin that deep

  • @yariyaro8258
    @yariyaro8258 4 года назад +1316

    Did Damien drink the same coffee Keith drank before the citizenship test? (Maybe was my favorite coffee...)

    • @nehakodak
      @nehakodak 4 года назад +4

      Lolllll

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar 4 года назад +32

      I'm permanently sold on My Favorite Coffee if it gives Keith and Damien that much power

    • @Veronicz
      @Veronicz 4 года назад +9

      My favorite coffee: the best coffee you'll ever have--because it's spiked.

    • @wellnessbylauren3767
      @wellnessbylauren3767 4 года назад +2

      i was gonna like this comment but since it has 666 likes how could i

  • @eepersjeepers
    @eepersjeepers 4 года назад +1907

    The way Damien can make Shayne laugh is the purest thing like their friendship is just so healthy and adorable

  • @professorprophet7472
    @professorprophet7472 4 года назад +1338

    Damien's descent into madness 2020 colorized

  • @THEO-np1fv
    @THEO-np1fv 4 года назад +1043

    Shayne: I'm in the lead!
    Olivia: You're still lonely, loser
    *Sad Shayne voices*

    • @fawnamae
      @fawnamae 11 месяцев назад

      I don’t usually say this but I was your 1,000th like 🎉🥳

  • @shealynn0390
    @shealynn0390 4 года назад +467

    “believe in your dreams, clear eyes, no bones, can’t win” -Damian Haas 2020

  • @ausername1230
    @ausername1230 4 года назад +202

    Alternative title: *Crackhead gameshow Riddler holds close friends hostage while supportively degrading them.*

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 3 года назад +1

      think crack head is a bit much. The rest is fine tho ;) lol

  • @shaqiniramlan6516
    @shaqiniramlan6516 4 года назад +223

    Smosh Games: *uploads What're Those?*
    Ah yes, more chaotic Damien. Just the kind of energy I wanted

  • @erickelliher1644
    @erickelliher1644 4 года назад +122

    This show unnecessarily answers the question “what would Damien be like if he was a 90s standup comedian on a 3 day bender?” Lol

  • @leinaamatsuji-berry561
    @leinaamatsuji-berry561 4 года назад +499

    Olivia: [Damien's] really mean
    Also Olivia: [to Shayne] YOU'RE STILL LONELY, LOSER
    😂

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 4 года назад +173

    Damien is slowly turning into his sweaty lawyer character from Smosh & Order

    • @lauramccombs3046
      @lauramccombs3046 3 года назад +1

      Definitely the same energy 😂

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 3 года назад +13

      "Objection!!.....sustained, he could've tweeted in his sleep??? (I'm So SoRrY)"

    • @BBNefarious
      @BBNefarious 3 года назад +1

      Are you a felon?
      ...Please say no, oh God...

  • @eleutheros7216
    @eleutheros7216 4 года назад +216

    Damien: "I'm lonely"
    All of the fandom: "Say no more"

  • @Musikfriket
    @Musikfriket 4 года назад +489

    Shane: ”Sometimes my reflection doesn’t look me in the eye”
    Me, a Swede who avoids eye contact with strangers at all cost: 👁👄👁

    • @DynamicLucille
      @DynamicLucille 4 года назад +1

      hi swede how's the banana pizza? owo

    • @claire7004
      @claire7004 3 года назад +4

      @@DynamicLucille Hi Sweden you’re my favourite pizza place

    • @allisonyoung9371
      @allisonyoung9371 3 года назад +2

      @@claire7004 hi swederland! You're a respectable Italian-american establishment.

  • @rosmarinn
    @rosmarinn 4 года назад +316

    Shayne: I need more of a countdow-
    Damien: THREE, FOUR ,FIV-

  • @emileeward8439
    @emileeward8439 4 года назад +111

    Would it be weird to start telling people my favorite smosh member is 'unhinged Damien' when they ask???

    • @ksad96
      @ksad96 3 года назад +1

      Is it even trolling at this point?

  • @tylersimms8505
    @tylersimms8505 4 года назад +280

    Damien's chaotic energy is all i need in life

  • @diyanaanuar
    @diyanaanuar 4 года назад +385

    "I think everyone's lonely in 2020"
    Welp, Shayne's not wrong.

    • @allanfarias3080
      @allanfarias3080 4 года назад +2

      Well for me nothing has changed, and that's a sad :l

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 года назад +6

      I was lonely loong before 2020

    • @anteatereater3151
      @anteatereater3151 4 года назад +2

      No, no he's got a point

    • @vlahakisnick
      @vlahakisnick 4 года назад +2

      2020, 2019, 2018, 2017... you see where this is going...

    • @SPEEDRAYCERE
      @SPEEDRAYCERE 4 года назад +1

      That's so true. I'm lonely and I have a GF.

  • @xXSakuraTearsXx
    @xXSakuraTearsXx 4 года назад +82

    This is the show _”What’re Those?,”_ where we answer _‘the age old question,’_
    _Will. It.. Those?!?_

    • @zos1ao
      @zos1ao 4 года назад

      Omg Yes

    • @ashmckay3356
      @ashmckay3356 3 года назад

      I literally came here from GMM😂😂

  • @IndigoWolfTail
    @IndigoWolfTail 4 года назад +166

    I love how Tommy is scared of a giant teddy bear when he owns an animatronic pony!

  • @TheVahlareeKak
    @TheVahlareeKak 4 года назад +95

    “I feel like it’s gonna start singing Be Our Guest to me” -Tommy😂💀😂

  • @jeszilestrange
    @jeszilestrange 4 года назад +65

    "Clear eyes, no bones, can't win" is my new life motto

  • @femwynn6292
    @femwynn6292 4 года назад +131

    "it's squishy and warm" LMFAO olivia's attempt to throw em off after announcing what it was

  • @baguettesarenice
    @baguettesarenice 4 года назад +353

    I never realized this game show had a plot until now-
    -It’s the story of Damien’s descent into madness

    • @NorangeBunny
      @NorangeBunny 4 года назад +5

      Seriously though is he okay

    • @williamruiz4571
      @williamruiz4571 4 года назад +3

      or Damien's addiction to too much coffee.

    • @baguettesarenice
      @baguettesarenice 4 года назад +3

      Norange Bunny It’s 2020, are any of us okay?

  • @mechadoggy
    @mechadoggy 4 года назад +78

    9:05
    No one:
    Damien: “Anybody down to yiff?”

  • @nicoleworley3556
    @nicoleworley3556 4 года назад +45

    Ngl this is my favorite Smosh Games series. I just love how unhinged Damien gets and how it makes the craziest cast members seem normal lol

  • @PaolaGarcia-fs8ej
    @PaolaGarcia-fs8ej 4 года назад +93

    "For now..."
    This eeveelution of Damien is the best one

  • @winnifredli3519
    @winnifredli3519 4 года назад +80

    "hey kid, heard of a thing called bugsnazx?" "b-bugsnax??? "yeah bugsnax man, they're kinda bug kinda snack it's pretty wild."

  • @alyssab9957
    @alyssab9957 4 года назад +52

    damien looks like they pulled him off the street

  • @jazzberends4055
    @jazzberends4055 4 года назад +60

    This show is just showing Damien's long road into madness

  • @arunnakamura7415
    @arunnakamura7415 4 года назад +43

    What're Those? Aka Damien Haas on Coke!!!

    • @rae6878
      @rae6878 4 года назад +1

      The fizz really hits hard.

    • @dandeedanee
      @dandeedanee 4 года назад +1

      I already told you guys, Pepsi has too much fizz.

    • @itsbenn_
      @itsbenn_ 4 года назад +1

      Damien Haas does crack cocaine on camera, The Show!

  • @flamesofaxel4808
    @flamesofaxel4808 4 года назад +34

    I opened the video, saw Damien, and automatically knew what I was in for.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +46

    There goes Damien's sanity again

  • @TrinKend
    @TrinKend 4 года назад +61

    SMOSH POSTED SO I CLICKED

  • @imjustpaola
    @imjustpaola 4 года назад +46

    I love how Damien is going crazier episode after episode

  • @ErinnPG
    @ErinnPG 4 года назад +80

    Alternate Title: Damien having a seizure for 13 minutes.

  • @leighmerritt2005
    @leighmerritt2005 4 года назад +51

    Damien is quickly descending into madness

  • @zp5016
    @zp5016 4 года назад +21

    I'm 1000% sure Chaos Damien™️ does not need that cold brew, that boys veins are entirely made of caffeine 😂

  • @laurynthomass
    @laurynthomass 4 года назад +39

    Hey, have y’all heard of bugsnax?? I’ve heard it’s like a snack with bugs? Bugsnax??

  • @daisymae6
    @daisymae6 4 года назад +34

    This series is just Damien slowly spiralling into insanity

  • @ihavethepowerofanimeonmysi8894
    @ihavethepowerofanimeonmysi8894 4 года назад +24

    “What are those”
    Me: is this the price of right
    *watches video”
    Me: this isn’t the price is right its the price is wrong

  • @loganoleson
    @loganoleson 4 года назад +19

    I felt like i was having a stroke this whole video

  • @jeremymejia493
    @jeremymejia493 4 года назад +30

    Sometimes I wonder if they steal these items…

  • @travisvalentine9012
    @travisvalentine9012 4 года назад +33

    You were SO weird that you made OLIVIA uncomfortable... do you feel GOOD about that, Damien?!

  • @claremeighan8924
    @claremeighan8924 4 года назад +84

    Olivia looks like a librarian today, and im here for it

  • @TheGreatSouthernYetiReviews
    @TheGreatSouthernYetiReviews 4 года назад +12

    This is the only show where they encourage Damien to do coke.

  • @Holthis
    @Holthis 4 года назад +7

    11:47 the way Damien says, “You actually have a very loving relationship with Sam and everything is good” is very disconcerting

  • @Vb98765
    @Vb98765 4 года назад +9

    that missed high five really affected Damien

  • @Atermoiementeuse
    @Atermoiementeuse 4 года назад +15

    9:23 Wait...is there another black girl called Jackie, cause that's not the Jackie I know xD

    • @mariahriah2193
      @mariahriah2193 4 года назад +6

      I was just thinking that lol. I was like...that's not Jackie

    • @wdcart.co.8206
      @wdcart.co.8206 4 года назад +1

      Was looking for this comment lol, so confused

    • @morgueyy
      @morgueyy 3 года назад +1

      there’s a crew member named Jacquie :) ( might be spelled wrong sorry)

  • @titaramadhanty7764
    @titaramadhanty7764 4 года назад +14

    Title: Products We Bought Cuz Were Alone
    Me: Olivia have a boyfriend

  • @Clifjummper
    @Clifjummper 4 года назад +11

    Can’t wait for the next episode where Damian just descends into a mix of grunts and incomprehensible screams.

  • @charliej395
    @charliej395 4 года назад +9

    “I used to be on the Disney Channel” LMFAOOO

  • @zabip9405
    @zabip9405 4 года назад +8

    I love Shayne on this as a new guest because as much as i appreciate a good "Yes And..." the genuine reactions to Damian's insanity are so funny

  • @oliviaalberti6332
    @oliviaalberti6332 4 года назад +10

    I love Damien’s energy. Omg i wanna be his friend!

  • @hudaalaa8672
    @hudaalaa8672 4 года назад +7

    Aww 11:53 Tommy is so nice
    "You can have that one " when she really loved it

  • @psicoparkita
    @psicoparkita 4 года назад +8

    Damien is such a great host, he's so objective, despite the fact that his best friend, Shayne, is on the show, he doesn't give Shayne bonus points for no reason

  • @eepersjeepers
    @eepersjeepers 4 года назад +10

    The absolute and utter chaos of Damien in this video really just shows how diverse he can be

  • @laurencastillo222
    @laurencastillo222 4 года назад +10

    Unhinged Damien is so freaking funny and cute! Lol I love that he hosts this "show"

  • @brittanycraigo2191
    @brittanycraigo2191 4 года назад +6

    I'm convinced this isn't Damien and someone else takes over his body during the filming of just What're Those.

  • @rubyhedden445
    @rubyhedden445 4 года назад +11

    Damien: Very very lonely people
    Me: Omg why aren’t I there then
    😂😂😂

  • @graemeedwards5856
    @graemeedwards5856 4 года назад +4

    2 seconds in an Damien already looks like a partially recovered former cocaine addict...this is gonna be good

  • @lilyglover1900
    @lilyglover1900 4 года назад +6

    I’m 15 seconds in and already feel threatened by Chaotic Damien™️’s presence

  • @sillygoofy1893
    @sillygoofy1893 4 года назад +10

    damien making shayne laugh the whole time😂😂

  • @dadghost
    @dadghost 4 года назад +6

    Literally 21 seconds in and I feel like I’m having a stroke so much is happening

  • @missmichelemoore
    @missmichelemoore 4 года назад +3

    I didn’t know it was possible to be so attractive while actively having a stroke, but here Damien is, episode after episode proving ya girl wrong 😂😂😂 this one actually made me hella anxious tho 😂

  • @maddiefaith8966
    @maddiefaith8966 4 года назад +7

    "Clear eyes, no bones, cant win"- Damien Haas 2020

  • @javiermancera5648
    @javiermancera5648 4 года назад +2

    am I the only one who doesn’t like this chaotic, less classy version of what’re those? If you watch the earlier version of what’re those it’s a much more calm and natural show of people just trying to guess items while blindfolded

  • @Forever_nerdy94
    @Forever_nerdy94 4 года назад +6

    Just the pure chaos of this whole video made it hilarious. I laughed so hard 🤣 😂

  • @Zipkiyah
    @Zipkiyah 4 года назад +6

    Damien is giving me big oof/ chaotic vibes

  • @YouGotMarin
    @YouGotMarin 4 года назад +4

    I yelled "NOOOO!" so loud when Damien made the yiff joke that it scared my little goose and almost made her fall off my desk. Damien, think of the cute little geese. Come back to us, you're not too far gone!

  • @yagadoobigidibobbibigabiga38
    @yagadoobigidibobbibigabiga38 4 года назад +6

    The moment the bear stood up my eyes started watering and my anxiety spiked, that was a nightmare to watch

  • @TattoodBrownTrash
    @TattoodBrownTrash 4 года назад +15

    Olivia- “I’m not lonely”
    Also Olivia- “Please please hug me”

  • @madz5308
    @madz5308 4 года назад +5

    Olivia needs the avatar baby’s comfort.

  • @_lemony_tart
    @_lemony_tart 4 года назад +4

    I just came from the most recent podcast and the difference in Damiens character is *chefs kiss* chaos

  • @scrambleurbrains9051
    @scrambleurbrains9051 4 года назад +3

    How is Damien going more and more insane in every video?!

  • @christinajourney9397
    @christinajourney9397 4 года назад +4

    Why is this their most awkward show ever hahaha I cant tell if that’s intentional

  • @amanim1400
    @amanim1400 5 месяцев назад +8

    2024 update, Tommy was not in a loving relationship but now is?, Shayne was maybe dating Courtney then (now married) and Olivia’s still with her bf!

  • @randymarsh2478
    @randymarsh2478 4 года назад +6

    I love this show so much! Damien is so great !

  • @nicoleburfeind9493
    @nicoleburfeind9493 4 года назад +3

    This video is SUPER on brand for me today - I'm lonely and I'm wearing my "How Much In the World Money Is It Does It Cost?" shirt. I'm also 100,000% on board with Damien's chaotic energy haha

  • @glorianeris1214
    @glorianeris1214 4 года назад +6

    I love smosh, what are those,smosh games every blanck ever.

  • @ADominacja
    @ADominacja 3 года назад +1

    I keep re-watching What're Those, it's so good, give me more!

  • @anteatereater3151
    @anteatereater3151 4 года назад +3

    Alternative title: damien with friends after a little to much crack cocaine

  • @lydiagoff9438
    @lydiagoff9438 3 года назад +2

    Damien is definitely my favorite. On the verge of a mental breakdown but also being stylish and power hungry. Perfection.

  • @ansgariuswolfe
    @ansgariuswolfe 4 года назад +3

    I don't know what 'shrooms Damien adds to his cocaine when hosting this, but this is my favorite show!

  • @ntn7607
    @ntn7607 4 года назад +3

    Aight so what im getting here is that smosh is descending into madness

  • @prithadas3118
    @prithadas3118 4 года назад +3

    Damien : today's theme is lonely people.
    Tommy: Kind of offended. 🤣

  • @scrambleurbrains9051
    @scrambleurbrains9051 4 года назад +1

    When you give up on top comment and you don't have anything funny to say:

  • @orangutanonatricycle
    @orangutanonatricycle 4 года назад +3

    My setting was set to 1.25 speed and I didn't realize for about 4 minutes and I thought Damien was just crazy

    • @bearli
      @bearli 4 года назад

      That speed didn't really cange much about your statement...

  • @rosmarinn
    @rosmarinn 4 года назад +2

    Damien is getting weirder and weirder every episode, so much so that he out-weirded Olivia

  • @celineeeee3e
    @celineeeee3e 4 месяца назад +6

    damien pointing out that shayne is in the lead was a SIGN WE OVERLOOKED???

  • @patrickferreira4851
    @patrickferreira4851 4 года назад +1

    Where did Damien get his wig? I’m looking to buy a high quality wig like his.

  • @falcofn362
    @falcofn362 4 года назад +3

    To the person that’s reading this:
    You’re very intelligent and adorable human! Stay healthy during quarantine 📞📺
    My dream is to hit 1k with notis I am struggling to get there 🤨

  • @anne_clark
    @anne_clark 4 года назад +1

    What're Those Damien hits different

  • @falcofn362
    @falcofn362 4 года назад +4

    To the person that’s reading this:
    You’re very intelligent and adorable human! Stay healthy during quarantine 📞📺
    My dream is to hit 1k with notis I am struggling to get there 🤨

  • @gord.w.p
    @gord.w.p 4 года назад +1

    Wow. Makes me feel _sooooooooo_ much better about being alone. It's not like you're treating it as trivial or anything...
    If you couldn't tell, it's sarcasm.

  • @Narutofoxeyes
    @Narutofoxeyes 4 года назад +4

    Pineapple doesn't belong on Pizza.

  • @Diablito.666
    @Diablito.666 4 года назад +1

    What are those, what is this 2016 .........no seriously what year is it i haven’t gone outside in many millennia

  • @MrMwmussel1
    @MrMwmussel1 4 года назад +1

    Damien either forgot his Adderall this morning or took all of Smosh’s cocaine supply for the next week.

  • @raine1988
    @raine1988 4 года назад +1

    Shayne from the FRIEND ZONE. not Sweden. MISSED OPPORTUNITY