The worst part of his TOTK playthrough was how often he will sprint until his stamina is completely drained. I genuinely think he has a learning disability with how bad he is at games.
>chat tells him how to upgrade armor, he ignores it >later he dies three straight times to the same enemy >gets prompts in between each death to Enhance Armor at the Great Fairies >chat reminds him he can enhance armor so he doesn't get wasted by every enemy >"I can't upgrade my armor, the game hasn't told me how, there hasn't been a mission for it, so whatever" >proceeds to not enhance armor man two temples in and he's just going to get clapped by every single enemy now
Love it when he says "From now on I'm going to solve everything the stupidest way I can because the internet is making fun of me" as if solving everything the stupidest way isn't what he's been doing the whole time
3:49:40 My god...Phil realizing he needs a horse for a proper carriage ride and then trying to fuse the wagon to the horses a$$ is pure comedy gold ...Also poor khet. I mean seriously, did he really think thats how Nintendo intended for it to work?
I always love when Phil complains about a lack of realism, and then also complains that the sword 5x his weight killed him in one hit😅. Pick a side, idiot.
4:09:56 for those wondering what happened, he reached the limit on attachments, so his amalgamation of balls over the plate broke apart and fell onto it(it had been bridged over it previously).
@@brucelindahl9814 😀✌️ once you start down the Hololive rabbit hole, you never come back. In 5 years, you’ll probably be able to speak rudimentary Japanese, lol
I don't play a lot of video games, so I've never had that clear of a reference of how bad at games he is. However, as someone who is super into TOTK, it is infuriating and fascinating how bad at this game he is. It's like he's not even paying attention to what the game itself is trying to tell him. You did a wonderful job putting this together, man. Godspeed.
This was how I felt watching him play Conkers Bad Fur Day (which he finished somehow) and Perfect Dark (which he Puzzle Quit) my two most favorite and played games ever of all time. When you either know everything about a games function or at the very least know enough, you see how little his arguments carry weight. In spite of how long he’s been playing he retains nothing from past experiences except that some games he has played have different mechanics to other non related games. He also DEFINITELY has a predispositioned bias to Dark Souls, Super Mario World, Final Fantasy 6 or Zelda Classic which he compares every game he plays to at least once.
The Kohga rant is so funny because even after chat told him what he had to do afterwards he still complained about the game not telling him that. He truly wants a hand holdy game.
@@sorryimelijahI’m pretty sure he didn’t continue the Kohga side plot again after that fight. Or if he did then that’s an extra couple hours thankfully not shown.
@@GravityFaiz at 5:32:30 he shows the hero path, he explored barely anything. just don't believe his lies, it records over 200 hours so there is nothing missing like he claims, he also presses play and it starts at the beginning of the game.
His rant about the Ganondorf fight is so fucking funny cuz it shows what he wants, exactly: healing-spamming, easy fights that he can breeze through. So much for a "classic" RPG vet since he complains about TALKING TO NPCS.
Just that fact he was able to actually beat the fight (after failing for some time) was a miracle. And then he had the fucking audacity to just ignore the final cutscenes in favor for his tips in PayPal. This man does not actually care for video games.
"in what kind of game do you need one specific type of healing?" in almost all zelda games it's red potion or nothing and a fairy for an emergency revive
He literally contradicts everything that makes any sense in a video game and complains about absolute necessities of the game. It's hilarious It doesn't even bother me because it just shows how much lower his iq is than his shoe size
why… does he always fully deplete his stamina wheel when running… and then waits for it to slowly fill up… instead of stopping your run so it fills up fast… i swear this man has no capacity to learn…
55:30 'how many hours did you waste'. he says, to people playing on their own, having fun and building some crazy, impressive things. meanwhile he sits here, as an 'entertainer' on stream fumbling about and wasting everyone else's time.
2:31:09 "this is not a children's game at all" wasn't he complaining about the whole "kindergarten building bullshit" a few hours ago during the second kohga fight?
The infamous "Ball Puzzle"... It's funny, I actually voluntarily did it DSP's way because I was curious to see how many objects I could stick on at once. In doing so, I learned about the object limit and even though I didn't do the puzzle "the right way", I still walked away having learned something. DSP really is just a terrible gamer.
"So the Calamity was a fake thing" Phil not understanding that this game takes place a good chunk of time after the original and saying that none of the first game mattered is so beyond stupid that I almost had to turn the video off and it wasnt even a full 5 minutes in! Starting off strong as always with DSP, big ups for having the strength to edit all this together
3:25:31 I knew he missed/skipped the armor upgrades. But now your telling me he didn't even buy the starting armor set at the look out. I'm beginning to think he needs to play every game with a guide book beside him
He’s mad at every single thing the game asks you to do, even if it’s optional. When he says “i don’t want to waste my time, why are they disrespecting my time, i just want to play the game”… what PART of the game exactly?? He hates every moment of it.
And he was somehow surprised that Ganon does gloom damage despite Ganon being the source for the gloom itself. It was too funny. This game is so good at exposing him
I hate how often he thinks the first thing he attempts in a shrine is immediately "the way the devs want you to beat it" instead of admitting that he might be doing it wrong
He almost sounded like he’s gonna breakdown at one point, like the fight is so hard he’s about to cry, despite the fact that it’s Kohga and that he’s too stupid to remember or experiment certain things in the game.
@@cutebloom except one's just a plain ret@rd that dicks around bringing no value and taking from others, while the other is actually compelling despite their goofiness (try wearing the Yiga set and Kohga isn't fooled by the disguise), and in another life redeemed himself and his clan.
@@GravityFaiz Bro I did that yesterday and I was shocked, gained respect for bro😭. I can’t remember exactly what he said but there a lil dialogue for it too
That's DSP for ya. He makes a normal competent player look like an E-sports champion with the way he bumbles around like a jackass. One of the older examples I can think of is him not knowing about the crouch jump in Blac Mesa and getting stuck on an area that requires use of the crouch jump, and when he figures it out he calls it a glitched jump.
@@GravityFaizthat is a classic clip. Think. It was first one I watched after Frederick Knudsens down the rabbit hole documentary. If u watch playthrough it was also funnier few minutes earlier on level. he was stacking ladders to get into ventilation shaft without using the crouch jump in black mesa.
Same like seriously what the heck was this idiot doing most of the time, like I've never seen someone being THAT ignorant in a video game it was that hard to watch, I had to skip most of the video to more interesting parts because I couldn't stand this guy's complaining half the time. I mean that's why there was a warning at the beginning, but still like oh my gosh this guy wouldn't shut up about useless crap for no reason.
You could tell from the very beginning how much he hated the game from the start. He was making shit up and whining constantly despite getting way more money than he deserves to get in a year.
Those comments about how he just wants an easy hand-holding game where you charge at monsters and aimlessly kill them was spot on. Zelda games are all about puzzles and so many solutions were literally right there if he took a step back and thought through what he had on hand. Or took the time to examine the usefulness of the zonai devices instead of complaining that he'd "have to spend an hour building something". I've never spent an hour building any device I've used, though I spent time early game testing out the devices to see what they could do and using them as I went. My dude, an hour of playing around with the mechanics of the game in the beginning instead of rushing off and then whining when you're under-powered and under-skilled is a you problem, not a Nintendo problem. Though props, because this makes my playthrough look like I'm a master gamer.
@@littlekingofthebirds It honestly astounds me how often he forgets basic mechanics and insists it's the game's fault that he ignores his surroundings and doesn't read tips on what to do. He has the attention span of a goldfish cracker.
Also it's insanely funny that he completely wrote off Zonai builds because he couldn't stick a fan to a wooden plank to save his life, and then gets completely smoked by Kohga's Zonai builds
“We are just gonna throw a bunch of random tools in a room and you fuck with them” God forbid the game encourages creativity and allows players to find their own ways of tackling the problems. There are plenty of genuine things to criticize about this game, but it’s so obvious that he sucks at the game and isn’t willing to give anything a chance. He’s literally relying on his chat to tell him what to do with everything in the main campaign. Phil, you clearly just don’t like video games. Massive props for editing this together by the way. I can only imagine how long it must’ve taken. I can’t blame you for probably not wanting to do another one. This was so well done! 👍
I used to think Arin Hanson of Game Grumps was the undisputed king of complaining about self-inflicted problems with a game but my goodness does this guy take the cake. The commenters were right. Skill issue.
I just want to say, that this is beautifully edited, so much effort put into it unlike other TIHYDP creators, this is truly a masterpiece so far, thank you for all the hard work you put into this!
Complains about the first enemy, terrifed its going to hit him. Locks on, downs it, breaks his weapon. The enemy CLEARLY drops its weapon. "I DONT HAVE A WEAPON" then somehow manages to find his mastersword before the branch. Phil has an uncanny ability to proceed in the least optimal way possible in every game. His name should be fucking Murphy, because he is his law incarnate.
I'm so glad I don't stream games. For some reason I completely blinded on the location of the Goron general store and it took me way too long to find Goron spice. Making mistakes is human, it's how you react to said mistakes that separates humans from pigroaches.
@@NIMPAK1 I can understand not being able to find the general store, even I get a little lost in Goron city. But my man Phil legit stared at the pot 5 paces in front of him for a solid 10+ seconds and still couldn’t find it💀.
@@Dovahkiin049 lol Another thing is that while I may have awful observation and navigation skills, I was also able to understand puzzles that most people apparently had trouble on. DSP on the other hand is awful at everything.
Watching him fight the second (aerial) Kogha battle was painful, especially after he complained that the first was too easy. Even after someone told him to fuse weapons he still didn’t get it
The best part is that he doesn't go after Kohga again after that fight. He doesn't explore much of Hyrule or the depths in 2 months. His armor is shit, his weapons are shit, and his IQ, you get the gist.
@@GravityFaizthe part where he struggled with the hot air balloon shrine was where I realized his IQ was in the negatives. My 8 year old little cousin completed that shrine in just like 2 minutes.
Having done every shrine in the game myself without any prior knowledge, it causes me physical pain to watch Phil just completely miss every puzzle solution. If this dude was valedictorian I must be a genius.
4:55:39 This comment got one thing wrong. Going to the Deku tree makes getting the Master Sword much easier by giving you a marker on the map telling you where the Master Sword is at all times, as well as permanently reducing the Light Dragon’s altitude. It’s not necessary for the tear method, but it is an alternative method of getting it. Edit: Though maybe the tear method also reduces her altitude permanently. I didn’t use that method, so I am unsure.
@@Dovahkiin049 I see it as just leading up to the Deku Tree quest. She did fly low in the area of the last tear but I sidetracked and didn't get on her right away and then she got away and started flying way high again.
I never saw the light dragon till I got to one sky island in the south that it flies by. I thought it was just another normal dragon so I glided to it. I then accidentally got the master sword on account my stamina was just high enough. 😅
I just figured you had to go via the Deku Tree. It makes sense--I don't know where the Master Sword is, so I'll go to Korok Forest. I saw clips with him and the Master Sword and I wondered how the hell HE beat Phantom Ganon in that tiny room without ragequitting. Go figure his dipshit fans told him how to skip that part.
Tbh it’s still pretty easy which is actually sad that he sucks at it so bad. The one thing about Zelda games I’ve never liked is how easy the bosses are most of the time and Phil somehow miraculously sucks at every one of them.
There was a week-long break in between where he was getting clapped on SF6 and stuff so his tiny mental stack presumably overflowed that information out of his head. The throw-materials controls are actually super unintuitive but just admitting that he forgot would really diminish the salt mines we're working on here - but he can't do that, has to be the game's fault, dood...
1:34:16 "I don't know why Nintendo is so cryptic in 2023" Dear god Phil, the description says "lone cedar tree", you find him on the mountain, by a single cedar tree, how is that description "cryptic" 💀
Lmao “the first game didn’t even matter guys”, “oh look gotta kill those dragons again.” Like Phil I know you are smooth brain but please for the love of god you fucking idiot
Ok. I've finished the video now. Great job with it. As per usual, the one bit of wisdom Phil would really learn a lot from is "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." All game people been telling him that he needs better armor, stats, more health, whatever. And instead of taking a little bit of time 3 weeks ago to get said upgrades, he just skips it and gets himself stuck in a boss fight that's just pissing him off. He plays every game like this. Every. Game.
Man, I thought I was struggling when I B-lined it for Kakariko village at the start of the game, didn't have a paraglider when I met Impa in the hot air balloon, and forgot about my ascend ability when I found a ledge too high to reach, had to relearn my dodging timing, and of course was throwing my weapon when I wanted to use ultra hand from time to time, but in comparison to this guy, my gameplay was smooth
3:01:30 I don't think most people understood what to do for this exact part of this shrine. I just stacked all the wheels up and glued the orb to the top, climbed the stairs, and took it from there.
@@GravityFaiz for years ive been convinced its all a play and he’s messing with us because it works. Theres no way someone can be this incompetent right?
Just imagine if it had ended in an ragequit, would've been so poetic No doubt we're seeing this on his best and ESPECIALLY Worst of 23 with how much media been blasting him I still can't believe how much he rushed this game, now look at what he playing, SF6 and Gta 5 for the THIRD TIME
Well folks, "HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!" Big ups and hopefully you guys will look forward to my version of TiHYDP Zelda: ToTK sometime in 2024. ^_^
Weird how Phil will explain that needing certain healing items for the last boss is unbalanced while never mentioning that being able to bring a near limitless amount of healing items into a battle trivializes it
big ups
I see you, sir. Big ups to king duke too
you're an attention whore this is really all its about isnt it a-log?
The worst part of his TOTK playthrough was how often he will sprint until his stamina is completely drained. I genuinely think he has a learning disability with how bad he is at games.
>chat tells him how to upgrade armor, he ignores it
>later he dies three straight times to the same enemy
>gets prompts in between each death to Enhance Armor at the Great Fairies
>chat reminds him he can enhance armor so he doesn't get wasted by every enemy
>"I can't upgrade my armor, the game hasn't told me how, there hasn't been a mission for it, so whatever"
>proceeds to not enhance armor
man two temples in and he's just going to get clapped by every single enemy now
And to then act like he doesn't have time to grind when streaming is literally his job
LMFAO this shit is too funny
I swear this game was designed to make him look as stupid as he is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“This is a stupid puzzle, just tell me what to do!”
If they did that, it wouldn’t be a puzzle anymore😅
He needs Link to have a companion like Kratos' son in the new GoW games. Someone who tells you the solution if you stand still for 5 seconds.
@@thatswedishguy6385 seconds is too long to go without handholding. santa monica should make it even shorter
Smooth brain moment
😂😂
@@thatswedishguy638god I hated that game and how they did that, only enjoyable thing in it was the combat with bosses.
Love it when he says "From now on I'm going to solve everything the stupidest way I can because the internet is making fun of me" as if solving everything the stupidest way isn't what he's been doing the whole time
2:15 He complained that he couldn’t move in the air during a scripted scene. Good fucking god
he would’ve just ruined it anyway if he could, just like he did with the jeep ride in MGSV
And even after realizing it was the title sequence, he was still confused why he couldn't pull out a paraglider LMFAO
3:49:40 My god...Phil realizing he needs a horse for a proper carriage ride and then trying to fuse the wagon to the horses a$$ is pure comedy gold ...Also poor khet. I mean seriously, did he really think thats how Nintendo intended for it to work?
I always love when Phil complains about a lack of realism, and then also complains that the sword 5x his weight killed him in one hit😅. Pick a side, idiot.
Tell ‘em gurl
Because his armor is way too low. Didn’t even upgrade with the Great Fairy.
2:22:17 Classic Phil, going after literally the ONE armored portion of an enemy and wondering why he does no damage...and then does it twice.
I love how he won’t try attaching rocket to a shield but is perfectly fine with attaching a bomb to his spear 😭😭😭
55:32 Yeah hi, creator of that Trojan horse here. That took me like 15 minutes tops.
"How many hours did you waste doing that?" 😂
oh god, when I saw that 30 hours in, has two bokoblin horns, I died a little inside.
Ikr I was wondering why he had nothing upgraded, having not even the BASIC materials really show how much he was rushing
Dawg he doesn't even want to collect pristine weapons
I remember when I had to kill the dragons in Breath of the Wild. That was hard.
I know right it took me so long to "kiil" the dragons
Yeah when i had to mount Farosh and rip its horn off i almost quit in frustration
😂
4:09:56 for those wondering what happened, he reached the limit on attachments, so his amalgamation of balls over the plate broke apart and fell onto it(it had been bridged over it previously).
I saw this, cute anime girl vs disgruntled old man.😂😂
Cute anime girl = Amelia Watson of Hololive EN.
@@danceswithchihuahuas7092 I'm subscribed to her now.
@@brucelindahl9814 😀✌️ once you start down the Hololive rabbit hole, you never come back. In 5 years, you’ll probably be able to speak rudimentary Japanese, lol
I don't play a lot of video games, so I've never had that clear of a reference of how bad at games he is. However, as someone who is super into TOTK, it is infuriating and fascinating how bad at this game he is. It's like he's not even paying attention to what the game itself is trying to tell him. You did a wonderful job putting this together, man. Godspeed.
This was how I felt watching him play Conkers Bad Fur Day (which he finished somehow) and Perfect Dark (which he Puzzle Quit) my two most favorite and played games ever of all time.
When you either know everything about a games function or at the very least know enough, you see how little his arguments carry weight.
In spite of how long he’s been playing he retains nothing from past experiences except that some games he has played have different mechanics to other non related games.
He also DEFINITELY has a predispositioned bias to Dark Souls, Super Mario World, Final Fantasy 6 or Zelda Classic which he compares every game he plays to at least once.
@@ElSandwich777conkers and Perfect Dark? You're a person of culture I see. 👍
1:05:40 how does a 40 year old man not know how a hot air balloon works
The Kohga rant is so funny because even after chat told him what he had to do afterwards he still complained about the game not telling him that.
He truly wants a hand holdy game.
I'm surprised he doesn't need games to tell him to hold forward on the stick to move
i love the fact that the first fight he said its too easy and he hopes the next fight is harder...careful what you wish for phil ACK ACK ACK
@@sorryimelijahI’m pretty sure he didn’t continue the Kohga side plot again after that fight. Or if he did then that’s an extra couple hours thankfully not shown.
@@GravityFaiz at 5:32:30 he shows the hero path, he explored barely anything. just don't believe his lies, it records over 200 hours so there is nothing missing like he claims, he also presses play and it starts at the beginning of the game.
Even when a game handholds him, he still complains that it's handholding and not letting him figure it out
3:28:21 : *Dora the Explorer voice* Can YOU see the missing half of the slate?
His rant about the Ganondorf fight is so fucking funny cuz it shows what he wants, exactly: healing-spamming, easy fights that he can breeze through.
So much for a "classic" RPG vet since he complains about TALKING TO NPCS.
Just that fact he was able to actually beat the fight (after failing for some time) was a miracle. And then he had the fucking audacity to just ignore the final cutscenes in favor for his tips in PayPal. This man does not actually care for video games.
"in what kind of game do you need one specific type of healing?" in almost all zelda games it's red potion or nothing and a fairy for an emergency revive
@@xvnz "It's a puzzle boss!" Oh you mean like in Ocarina where only certain weapons would work on certain bosses? 🤔
He literally contradicts everything that makes any sense in a video game and complains about absolute necessities of the game. It's hilarious
It doesn't even bother me because it just shows how much lower his iq is than his shoe size
why… does he always fully deplete his stamina wheel when running… and then waits for it to slowly fill up… instead of stopping your run so it fills up fast… i swear this man has no capacity to learn…
55:30 'how many hours did you waste'. he says, to people playing on their own, having fun and building some crazy, impressive things. meanwhile he sits here, as an 'entertainer' on stream fumbling about and wasting everyone else's time.
2:31:09 "this is not a children's game at all"
wasn't he complaining about the whole "kindergarten building bullshit" a few hours ago during the second kohga fight?
He also compared a boss fight in Kirby to dark souls and said it was way too hard
The infamous "Ball Puzzle"... It's funny, I actually voluntarily did it DSP's way because I was curious to see how many objects I could stick on at once. In doing so, I learned about the object limit and even though I didn't do the puzzle "the right way", I still walked away having learned something.
DSP really is just a terrible gamer.
he's not a gamer, he's a cam wh*re that uses games as props
does anyone know the timestamp for the ball puzzle?
@stock1870 the shrine starts at 4:05:30
the actual part with the balls is at 4:08:28
@@newflesh666 thanks!!!!
>Trying to outrun lightning.
I don't need to say any more.
Is there a timestamp? If so, I wanna see.
He’s a dumm@$$ who already forgot how BotW works.
@@keybladeknight5289 2:51:07
Starts here. Dude is like Homer Simpson using a metal sheet to cover himself from the rain during a thunderstorm.
I love how that was when he decided he hates this game
"So the Calamity was a fake thing"
Phil not understanding that this game takes place a good chunk of time after the original and saying that none of the first game mattered is so beyond stupid that I almost had to turn the video off and it wasnt even a full 5 minutes in! Starting off strong as always with DSP, big ups for having the strength to edit all this together
3:25:31 I knew he missed/skipped the armor upgrades. But now your telling me he didn't even buy the starting armor set at the look out. I'm beginning to think he needs to play every game with a guide book beside him
He beat most of the games with the help of his live chat. The dude sucks at video games.
He won't remember what he read two seconds after
He’s mad at every single thing the game asks you to do, even if it’s optional. When he says “i don’t want to waste my time, why are they disrespecting my time, i just want to play the game”… what PART of the game exactly?? He hates every moment of it.
He who can't dance says the band can't play.
THIS.
This makes no sense to me
Playing music in a band and dancing are really different things (not a dsp fan incase someone tries saying that)
@@Lord_Of_Eggsit's like Tony soprano said. He's carrying around a virginia ham and complaining about not having something.
a bad craftsman always blames his tools
@@notsure4648such an underrated line and scene, where he’s having the screaming match w his mom
The fact that he beat the game is beyond a miracle
I’d say he did worse overall in TotK than in BotW. At least the latter is a little limited in its mechanics by comparison to the former.
I mean, it is made so even children can beat it. Nice of Nintendo to make it manchild compatible as well.
streamchat were holding his hand for most of the playthrough
i honestly thought he would wage quit this game
And he was somehow surprised that Ganon does gloom damage despite Ganon being the source for the gloom itself. It was too funny.
This game is so good at exposing him
I would love to see how long Phil can survive camping out in the woods before drowning in a shallow pool
nothing he can do! *snorts* *clears throat*
Bugged survival mechanics.
DSP is certainly “well regarded”. Failing at simple controls and constantly whining.
😭😭😭😭
I hate how often he thinks the first thing he attempts in a shrine is immediately "the way the devs want you to beat it" instead of admitting that he might be doing it wrong
2:08:40 He wants the classic "Megaman! Megaman! Shoot lemons to your enemies" LOL
Guys... he loves the Zelda games.
He loves Nintendo.
He really does.
He has Zelda pants, do you have Zelda pants?
Ngl w Nintendo slander
That Kohga fight was so painful. He just completely forgot about bullet time.
He almost sounded like he’s gonna breakdown at one point, like the fight is so hard he’s about to cry, despite the fact that it’s Kohga and that he’s too stupid to remember or experiment certain things in the game.
Not mention his glider
“I keep taking fall damage from falling”
LMFAOO I was cheering for kohga the whole time, 2 goofs verse each other
@@cutebloom except one's just a plain ret@rd that dicks around bringing no value and taking from others, while the other is actually compelling despite their goofiness (try wearing the Yiga set and Kohga isn't fooled by the disguise), and in another life redeemed himself and his clan.
@@GravityFaiz Bro I did that yesterday and I was shocked, gained respect for bro😭. I can’t remember exactly what he said but there a lil dialogue for it too
I have never been more mad watching someone play a video game
That's DSP for ya. He makes a normal competent player look like an E-sports champion with the way he bumbles around like a jackass. One of the older examples I can think of is him not knowing about the crouch jump in Blac Mesa and getting stuck on an area that requires use of the crouch jump, and when he figures it out he calls it a glitched jump.
@@GravityFaizthat is a classic clip. Think. It was first one I watched after Frederick Knudsens down the rabbit hole documentary. If u watch playthrough it was also funnier few minutes earlier on level.
he was stacking ladders to get into ventilation shaft without using the crouch jump in black mesa.
Same like seriously what the heck was this idiot doing most of the time, like I've never seen someone being THAT ignorant in a video game it was that hard to watch, I had to skip most of the video to more interesting parts because I couldn't stand this guy's complaining half the time. I mean that's why there was a warning at the beginning, but still like oh my gosh this guy wouldn't shut up about useless crap for no reason.
@@GravityFaiz to be fair, the idea of crouch jumping is really weird, im just glad i learned about it in tf2 before i played black mesa
I laugh my ass off the whole time. He says and does such stupid shit that no matter what he says about the game I could never be bothered by it
You could tell from the very beginning how much he hated the game from the start. He was making shit up and whining constantly despite getting way more money than he deserves to get in a year.
Those comments about how he just wants an easy hand-holding game where you charge at monsters and aimlessly kill them was spot on. Zelda games are all about puzzles and so many solutions were literally right there if he took a step back and thought through what he had on hand. Or took the time to examine the usefulness of the zonai devices instead of complaining that he'd "have to spend an hour building something". I've never spent an hour building any device I've used, though I spent time early game testing out the devices to see what they could do and using them as I went. My dude, an hour of playing around with the mechanics of the game in the beginning instead of rushing off and then whining when you're under-powered and under-skilled is a you problem, not a Nintendo problem. Though props, because this makes my playthrough look like I'm a master gamer.
@@littlekingofthebirds It honestly astounds me how often he forgets basic mechanics and insists it's the game's fault that he ignores his surroundings and doesn't read tips on what to do. He has the attention span of a goldfish cracker.
you can thank jinx for a majority of the money he got during these streams. as phil once said, “thanks for the money dummy”
This has been the best TIHYDP of tears of the kingdom out of all that’s been made so far
yup I was waiting for one that also included the comments
Hmm..I beat BotW and the DLC for it but must have missed the hidden sidequest where you kill the immortal dragons 🤔😆
Also it's insanely funny that he completely wrote off Zonai builds because he couldn't stick a fan to a wooden plank to save his life, and then gets completely smoked by Kohga's Zonai builds
“We are just gonna throw a bunch of random tools in a room and you fuck with them”
God forbid the game encourages creativity and allows players to find their own ways of tackling the problems. There are plenty of genuine things to criticize about this game, but it’s so obvious that he sucks at the game and isn’t willing to give anything a chance. He’s literally relying on his chat to tell him what to do with everything in the main campaign. Phil, you clearly just don’t like video games.
Massive props for editing this together by the way. I can only imagine how long it must’ve taken. I can’t blame you for probably not wanting to do another one. This was so well done! 👍
"He's a complete moron!" and you're controlling him.
I used to think Arin Hanson of Game Grumps was the undisputed king of complaining about self-inflicted problems with a game but my goodness does this guy take the cake. The commenters were right. Skill issue.
Arin does have that problem but he's not even in the same galaxy as DSP
I still say Arin is a very strong contender for this kind of video.
I feel like when arin does it its funny but when dsp does it u can tell he thinks the games at fualt
In some games, Arin is worse, like Majora's Mask and Sonic Adventure 2.
@@daethalion1725there are videos like this on Arin.
2:24 well unlike you phil, link has the triforce of courage, so no, he wouldn't be making a trail of piss like you would
I just want to say, that this is beautifully edited, so much effort put into it unlike other TIHYDP creators, this is truly a masterpiece so far, thank you for all the hard work you put into this!
Complains about the first enemy, terrifed its going to hit him.
Locks on, downs it, breaks his weapon. The enemy CLEARLY drops its weapon.
"I DONT HAVE A WEAPON" then somehow manages to find his mastersword before the branch.
Phil has an uncanny ability to proceed in the least optimal way possible in every game. His name should be fucking Murphy, because he is his law incarnate.
Its amazing, he always talks as if he's trying to make deductions and figure things out but there's just nothing going on inside that head of his.
Him looking for the cooking pot in Goron City hurt me both physically and psychologically😬
I'm so glad I don't stream games. For some reason I completely blinded on the location of the Goron general store and it took me way too long to find Goron spice. Making mistakes is human, it's how you react to said mistakes that separates humans from pigroaches.
@@NIMPAK1 I can understand not being able to find the general store, even I get a little lost in Goron city. But my man Phil legit stared at the pot 5 paces in front of him for a solid 10+ seconds and still couldn’t find it💀.
@@Dovahkiin049 lol
Another thing is that while I may have awful observation and navigation skills, I was also able to understand puzzles that most people apparently had trouble on. DSP on the other hand is awful at everything.
"It's a puzzle boss, this is stupid."
The entire boss fight was literally a final test of skill, something he clearly has issues with.
Watching him fight the second (aerial) Kogha battle was painful, especially after he complained that the first was too easy.
Even after someone told him to fuse weapons he still didn’t get it
The best part is that he doesn't go after Kohga again after that fight. He doesn't explore much of Hyrule or the depths in 2 months. His armor is shit, his weapons are shit, and his IQ, you get the gist.
@@GravityFaizthe part where he struggled with the hot air balloon shrine was where I realized his IQ was in the negatives. My 8 year old little cousin completed that shrine in just like 2 minutes.
the first 20 minutes almost killed me. i can't believe there's 6 more hours left of this.
The person telling him there was a time limit to getting that last Dragon Tear played him like a fiddle. 4:56:10
Having done every shrine in the game myself without any prior knowledge, it causes me physical pain to watch Phil just completely miss every puzzle solution. If this dude was valedictorian I must be a genius.
1:30:10 watching him put the bow away and taking out a melee weapon was like watching a human go backwards in evolution.
4:55:39 This comment got one thing wrong. Going to the Deku tree makes getting the Master Sword much easier by giving you a marker on the map telling you where the Master Sword is at all times, as well as permanently reducing the Light Dragon’s altitude. It’s not necessary for the tear method, but it is an alternative method of getting it.
Edit: Though maybe the tear method also reduces her altitude permanently. I didn’t use that method, so I am unsure.
No I got all the tears but she was still flying way too high until I went to the Deku Tree.
@@jamesv337 figured. Seems the Tear method is an unintentional alternate method, from what I’ve seen and heard.
@@Dovahkiin049 I see it as just leading up to the Deku Tree quest. She did fly low in the area of the last tear but I sidetracked and didn't get on her right away and then she got away and started flying way high again.
I never saw the light dragon till I got to one sky island in the south that it flies by. I thought it was just another normal dragon so I glided to it. I then accidentally got the master sword on account my stamina was just high enough. 😅
I just figured you had to go via the Deku Tree. It makes sense--I don't know where the Master Sword is, so I'll go to Korok Forest.
I saw clips with him and the Master Sword and I wondered how the hell HE beat Phantom Ganon in that tiny room without ragequitting. Go figure his dipshit fans told him how to skip that part.
4:13:08 You CANNOT make this shit up ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Kill..... The sky dragons......my God.
Best part is when he says that he's looking at the Light Dragon.
@@MillennialHeretic That should be a special game over, considering spoilers.
As a long time Zelda player, I have seen 9 year olds play better than Phil.
1:37:11 Everything is stupid says the guy detonating a timed bomb right next to him.
He was actually acting like a toddler during the Ganon fight, it's the final boss, it's not supposed to be easy.
Tbh it’s still pretty easy which is actually sad that he sucks at it so bad. The one thing about Zelda games I’ve never liked is how easy the bosses are most of the time and Phil somehow miraculously sucks at every one of them.
he wants every final boss to be like the one in BOTW
he looked at the pot 12 times before finding it this man cannot play a game without a guide
3:34:45 DSP complains about getting killed in one hit while ignoring onscreen tip telling him how to enhance armor.
1:25:14 shows that he knew how to throw items THIS FAR BACK. and still somehow forgot when it came to the more recent bomb throwing.
There was a week-long break in between where he was getting clapped on SF6 and stuff so his tiny mental stack presumably overflowed that information out of his head.
The throw-materials controls are actually super unintuitive but just admitting that he forgot would really diminish the salt mines we're working on here - but he can't do that, has to be the game's fault, dood...
1:34:16 "I don't know why Nintendo is so cryptic in 2023"
Dear god Phil, the description says "lone cedar tree", you find him on the mountain, by a single cedar tree, how is that description "cryptic" 💀
The funniest recurring joke is how he constantly forgets how to throw materials lol.
in one of them he kills himself with a bomb flower
My eleven year old daughter breezed through most of this stuff. This HAS to be a work of some kind.
Nope. As someone that has watched several DSP-themed TIHYDPs over the years, I can tell you that he's *always* been this incompetent! 😆
3 minutes in and I already have to pause out of anger. This is a masterpiece.
Lmao “the first game didn’t even matter guys”, “oh look gotta kill those dragons again.” Like Phil I know you are smooth brain but please for the love of god you fucking idiot
When he was shocked at the dragons and said they killed them in the last game I felt my soul leave my body. Phil truly has negative brain cells.
No Phil, you didn't lose Ultrahand..that was Magnesis in BotW which allowed you to move only metallic objects 🤦🏻♂
How does this man play Switch games without knowing the difference between R and ZR?
This is the same guy that was surprised when Wind Waker HD offered Pro Controller support.
4:13:10 oh my fucking God you can not make this up even if you tried
Well now I gotta say DSP does have talent...Nobody can make you laugh while being so infuriated at the same time
This is gold, you can go to any moment and something dumb is happening. Thanks for the video.
DSP is one of the least imaginative people I have ever witnessed.
He somehow gets stupider with time.
He's starting to get dementia/becoming senile. His brain's riddled with gout and gin after all.
Ok. I've finished the video now. Great job with it.
As per usual, the one bit of wisdom Phil would really learn a lot from is "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure." All game people been telling him that he needs better armor, stats, more health, whatever. And instead of taking a little bit of time 3 weeks ago to get said upgrades, he just skips it and gets himself stuck in a boss fight that's just pissing him off.
He plays every game like this. Every. Game.
Man, I thought I was struggling when I B-lined it for Kakariko village at the start of the game, didn't have a paraglider when I met Impa in the hot air balloon, and forgot about my ascend ability when I found a ledge too high to reach, had to relearn my dodging timing, and of course was throwing my weapon when I wanted to use ultra hand from time to time, but in comparison to this guy, my gameplay was smooth
That Hero's path reveal told me everything I needed to know.
looks like the first attempt at a low% speedrun
Anyone got a timestamp?
@@screensshot5040 5:32:27
@@xvnz Thanks
And wow, that is actually ridiculous. This is what he calls "a waste of his time"? Just shut up
every time DSP laughs sarcastically I die a little inside.
“So the the previous game was useless cuz the calamity is now gone” NO SHIT THATS HOW GAMES WORK
Except it's literally not even true
I get serious second hand embarrassment when a grown adult gets vocally upset over stupid shit. DSP is lethal to me.
3:01:30 I don't think most people understood what to do for this exact part of this shrine. I just stacked all the wheels up and glued the orb to the top, climbed the stairs, and took it from there.
I can't believe he beat the game. I thought he would've rage quit on the final boss. Or even sooner.
Great to see an early TIHYDP, but six hours is way too generous. This game was Phil’s new Need For Speed Payback level of TIHYDP
this is the worst play through of zelda ever
How does one forget how to throw items 4 times in one playthrough?
DSP's built different (derogatory)
@@GravityFaiz for years ive been convinced its all a play and he’s messing with us because it works. Theres no way someone can be this incompetent right?
@@GravityFaizif you mean retarded, then sure
DSP is very regarded
Bruh compared to DSP here I was practically Doom Guy vs Ganondorf. I ripped and tore Ganondorf a new one and then some after the final phase XD
"I remember Perna"
*Talks to Robbie*
I don't remember Perna, I do remember PURAH though
He needs to get an entirely new hobby. And a job.
"I'm not gonna look things up and cheat."
Meanwhile, DSP spending 90% of the game staring at chat.
Took mf 3 hours to find a cooking pot he walked past 11 times
I think Phil used fuse once for the tutorial and never again and wonders why his weapons do nothing
"Konai'
"Cuhcaricko village"
"Bokoblin"
"Moeblin"
Just imagine if it had ended in an ragequit, would've been so poetic
No doubt we're seeing this on his best and ESPECIALLY Worst of 23 with how much media been blasting him
I still can't believe how much he rushed this game, now look at what he playing, SF6 and Gta 5 for the THIRD TIME
Well folks, "HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!!" Big ups and hopefully you guys will look forward to my version of TiHYDP Zelda: ToTK sometime in 2024. ^_^
Omg as soon as I him struggling with locking on to the Keese in beginning, I already knew this was going to be shit
Weird how Phil will explain that needing certain healing items for the last boss is unbalanced while never mentioning that being able to bring a near limitless amount of healing items into a battle trivializes it
doesnt press A for tulin's gust.
oh this doesnt work and now it his fault i wont make it
Thanks for this compilation. It's the best one so far. Very comprehensive.
4:06:29 he said "I'm gonna do everything in the dumbest way possible" and then did the puzzle the correct way you can't make this up
I love how his chat are the biggest short bus riders ever but he needs them to hold his hand