This Is How You DON'T Play Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (Part 1/2) (0utsyder Edition)
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- Опубликовано: 8 апр 2019
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This TIHYDP runs at an excessive length, and includes constant failing, constant dying, resurrecting into death again and again, not learning from mistakes, bad parries, chat toxicity, streamer toxicity, developer insults, praise towards Ni-Oh (even though during Ni-Oh it was insults towards it), bad stealth, bosses wrecking the player, rage towards north american apes, and so much more.
In what is the longest installment of TIHYDP the 0utsyder has ever produced, join SayKeerow as he struggles to defeat enemies and master his blocking and parrying to save his lord.
There will be a credits reel in Part 2, for everyone who helped make this project happen.
This installment includes Chapters 1-4:
Chapter 1: 2:43
Chapter 2: 2:26:34
Chapter 3: 4:27:06
Chapter 4: 5:26:18
Notable Timestamps:
Lady Butterfly: 1:17:39 -1:52:26
Guardian Ape: 5:41:03 - End 
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I really respect his determination to complete the first no-parry run of Sekiro
Hilarious because it's true, even unintentionally!
He has no dedication , the only reason why he plays these games is because people give him money.
@Kat Stevens hahaha so good
@@henrytownshed5304 Why do people give him money at all though? Do people want to see the "TIHYDP" of his that badly?
Thijs van Abs TBH I prob would donate small amounts to get the TIHYDP lol
>6 hours
>part 1
Oh god
We have been blessed and doomed at once. May the Lord, the Lady and the Devil help us.
6 and a 1/2 monkaS
And i thought it was still too short...
Gonna be honest, I would have just collapsed limply in my chair if it was "Part 1 of 3" or more... holy god Outsyder, you have the patience of a pantheon of saints.
Grab your snacks
"No one cares about TIHYDP anymore" Video has more views than Phil has gotten in the past two months.
Life always finds a way.
@@comedownmusic8042
Is that why DSP is half a million in debt?
From all the donations he's getting?
I actually watched the TIHYDP and LTPHTP RE3 on learn how to not be an absolute scrub like Phil....
P.S I'm currently playing the game on Inferno and despite the difficulty... I'm loving every moment of it.... wish me luck on the 2 hour S Rank Completion....
Hmm i wonder what does that Say about Phil xD
@@TheInspectorDilfordDa3rd late reply, but I hope your run went well, and if you're aiming for the platinum, I hope that goes well too!
I got dragonrot from watching this.
I really don't understand why anybody would continue to financially support/reward somebody who obviously doesn't give a shit about his viewers (calling them assholes, refusing to entertain sponsored requests) while simultaneously begging for tips at every possible opportunity.
Sorry friend, but it seems you contracted DragonGout.
Cock rot, gout and cancer all at the same time on my end.
To be fair, Dragonrot spreads when those with the Dragon’s blood die often enough that their blood stagnates.
With how often Phil dies, his blood is probably more stagnant than a chamber pot, and the whole world got Dragonrot for him to get there
Begkiro: Read the Guide Twice
Lol wtf
based
Stolen
check the tip twice
Okay so he can’t read MGS item descriptions but he also reads game guides to make nerds angry.....at least be consistent
If only he checked his taxes as hard as his tips.
FrankieTheWop can you imagine if he got found out by the authorities that he’s been tax evading. The irony would implode the fucking earth.
Taxes are just another excuse, and a not very good one even.
@@TheBmxHD
You can simply report him to the IRS
Why? He won in court 🤷🏾♀️
@@cavecanem1741 he certainly really win... sure, he had a large chunk of his debt wiped out, but...
1. Phil's still on the hook for a few hundred thousand dollars, AND...
2. Dude's credit is completely and utterly fucked, probably for the rest of his life. Mr. "Mature Adult" had better stop spending nearly all his fucking money on WWE Champions, because he will never be able to get another loan for a house or car.
Phil is the type of guy who plays rock paper scissors, picks rock every single time, and says it should have worked and he doesn't know what else to do. It's not his fault. He had to choose rock. Nobody told him there was two other choices.
Lol... Good analogy. "It didn't work" lol It doesn't work because you didn't do it right lol
So he plays like Brock Samson but whines like dean venture.
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He has no understanding of object permanence, maybe he was dropped on the head as a baby because it honestly isn’t normal, babies are seen to be experimenting with new things more than Phil is.
Phil's tombstone will say
"Here lies Phil Burnell, he was dodging"
"Nothing I could do"
"I was pushing buttons"
“Bugged game mechanics dood”
His last words were "i dodged the car! This is bullshit! Broken game mechanics" 🤣
"I dodged, still got me..."
Why is he so bad at this? All he has to do is imagine the enemies as IRS agents, and he'd be able to dodge them just fine!
There is nothing more unbreakable than DSPhaggot's will to dodge the tax man.
Swagginz in rare moment of defiance told phil to "pretend that bosses are pile of money and run to them".
Got eem!
You can’t parry the IRS
Comment didn't age well as DSP defeated the IRS
I can't help to notice that he wants the game to be Assassin's Creed. He wants to plunge attack someone, run away, wait for enemies to go back to their position and than rinse and repeat, and when it doesn't work he starts bitching...
Most perfectly accurate description of him.
The thing is, that's entirely possible in this. Hell, there are tools the game gives you to aid in that. And there's situations where you can take care of enemies without alerting others and stealth kill them.
No no, phil just wants the game to play itself. Like normal.
"Sekiro: I Tried to Dodge Twice"
LMAO
There is nothing that encapsulates DSP more than him trying to repeatedly cheese the Ape’s second form by futilely hitting it before it transforms, only to be insta-killed by the terror roar each time.
Shitty game design dood
The bit with the Armored Warrior slayed me. All those times he usually bemoans "THE GAME DIDN'T EXPLAIN DAT DOOD" when the warrior was literally telling him his sword couldn't get through his armour, repeatedly, even mocking him for trying over and over. And then going so far as to tell Dave to push him off a ledge to his death. My god, Dave does not give FromSoft enough credit for idiot-proofing these games.
DSP: 'She had no health and full stagger'
Translation: She still had some health and was not quite staggered
Don't ever leave us 0utsyder
He's unable to process new information. He see's it as a nuisance rather than information that will make the game more playable. It's fascinating that he's been able to complete any games at all.
That's why he looks at the chat constantly. They're handholding him through every game he plays. I remember back in the day when he did not have a stream chat, he was absolutely clueless what to do in games despite the fact that the game literally tells you what to do.
@@Bone74838 His first dark souls 1 play through was just this. Complaining he didn't know what to do even tho the game told him what to do. Didn't know how to cast spells or change weapons and he whined continually through it.
@@drbuni yes. yes he did call every game stupid back then. It was just in worse quality.
Without a guide, he would still be fighting Guardian Ape..
Honestly the whole thing would be a massive waste of everyone's time if it wasn't for the chat.
Unless you just really like seeing someone barely run a starting zone over and over lol
Fights a guy called “Shinobi Hunter” and is surprised that he can sense someone sneaking up on him...
He can't even do that better than other enemies. He's just that bad at stealth.
Bruh this is the perfect representation for how dumb DSP is sometimes 🤣
@@downfromthereeefters he is like that all the time, a guy who blames EVERY game is stupid. I have played most of the games he says are bugged or clumsy or unfair and he is just talking bullshit about everything. He is the perfect example of someone who can't admit they are not skilled enough when they think they are. And it's a pain in the add trying to argue with ppl like that. He is just making himself look embarrassed
“I can’t get out of the corner. I can’t dood!”
Literally backs himself into the corner every time. Sweet Mary...
hello corners my old friend, it's time to snort with you again
That's the tale of his fighting game career just as well.
Personal favorite of all time was this MKX match where he's sitting in the corner, crying how he can't get out because it's laggy. He jumps over the opponent, getting out. Then a few seconds later jumps over the opponent BACK INTO THE CORNER. And then he whines again how he can't get out of the corner because it's laggy, as if King Crimson removed those 10seconds he was out of the corner.
apa123APA Yeah, you just stare in disbelief that someone could be so unaware of their own failings
Appreciate the time, effort and suffering you went through to compile this for us. Thank you 0utsyder
, you are the best.
I made the mistake of forgetting how much work these videos are and how entertaining they are made next to Phil's own streams, so I went to Twitch when Phil was streaming and it was just a sad sight of a salty old man yelling at Call of Duty and I left after a minute. Never again.
The DSP Tries it community is a bunch of saints, suffering for our sins. They are the chosen ones of our generation, the holy messiahs who have come to earth to bring the gospel of video gaming to us. May they be praised and the lord and all his angels and agents. Amen.
Real tawk
“How did he see me? It doesn’t make sense.”
Daily, DSP has to learn the concept of ‘sound’ and how it exists.
*birds chirp in the morning…*
“What the hell is going on?! I thought I was going to die GAK GAK GAK GAK!”
he has crap hearing. it's probably why he beat off on stream.
He did learn the concept of sound to the point where he blamed the music when he died in DS3 😂
Watching DSP play a game you love is extra painful.
“I dodged, she hit me anyway”
No shit dude, you’ve got to jump that attack
I remember when I got the Mikiri I was determined to learn how to use it because I got that upset at my failing to pull it off.
I got consistent enough at it and am proud of doing so.
yeah i watched him play metal gear rising and holy shit, he completely forgot about blocking and parrying in that game. if it wasnt because the game kinda lets you brute force it on normal there is no way he would've beaten that game
"how dare you bring up that I've scammed people out of money during a time i need money!"
He's a rather sad case. Even in those moments when he actually gets better through repeated tries and finally succeeds in beating a boss, he can't be happy about it because he doesn't even notice what he did and is so focused on the game being "bad" and "wronging" him. He clearly is able to succeed, he just needs to shut up and suck it up - nobody expects him to be good and nobody expects him to explain why he failed. He needs to understand it does not matter that he failed and why he failed as long as he chooses to try again and eventually get better. Unfortunately he will probably never understand these things and change for the better.
School wasnt no fun couldnt bring my gun
@@brushogun2051 ditched class cuz it wasnt bout cash
@PerrySport Hi random person on the internet/bot created by a person on the internet. Nice alt account.
worst thing is if you told him this you'd probably banned and tagged as a troll and a hater :P
If he did change we'd run out of that sweet sweet salt
I can feel a little sympathy, this game has quite the learning curve.
However that sympathy quickly dissolves though when he blames the game for everything.
And it dissolves completely when I remember this is dsp...
How unlucky is he that every game he's ever played is nothing but glitches and camera problems, every controller he's ever used either does something he definitely didn't push or not doing something he definitely pushed, then to make things worse every console he's ever had either lags, skips, or something that continually causes him to die
Pootem _ lol!
Putrid Penguin Poots I don't understand why he has so much trouble owning up to he messed up lol. In sekiro the only Boss I really felt like Bullshitted me was phase 2 of True corrupted monk teleport clone crap. Besides that everything felt pretty damn fair
@@Killing_Edge yeah, it's like we all started by being pretty bad but we all learn. Mistakes and learning from them really does make or break this game.
I only had issues with 3 bosses, the centipede guy near the temple (before I learned how to "git gud" and properly block incoming attacks, he attacks alot), the 2nd boss in the past-era after lady butterfly(ambiguous bc spoiler), and the seven ashina spears guy because I honestly suck at fighting spear weilders.
And on top of that he literally neverrrrr parrys
As soon as I finished Sekiro the first time my first thought was... this is gonna be the BEST TIHYDP EVER.
NO OUTLEVELING
NO LIGHTNING SPEAR BUILDS
NO SHIELD
NO SUMMONING
NO MESSAGES
N O M E R C Y
Thats why he hates it so much
Idk how he beat Isshin as fast as he did. Must have had great RNG or he studied some videos hard.
@ yeah same !! i was kinda disapointed that he defeated him so fast.
Yea god statis game;)
@ He used a guide
Donates 50 dollars to tell the guy he’s gunna need luck, holy hell.
Thank the Gods that there is no way DSP can cheese his way through the game with pre-nerfed lightning bolts while screaming “Dick Lightning”.
duh from software duh
In Australia, DSP stands for
Disability
Support
Pension
Make what you will of this statement.
I can't believe how dumb he is 😂
god do I wish I was disabled
@@ONOBITCH No, you don't.
@@XablazedX stop man-splaining at me
@@ONOBITCH you don't. trust me on that. life is abysmal lol
"He auto-dodges now, it's neat I like that". DSP-translator: "I don't have to think or press as many buttons, I like that.". XD
and also wrong.
$239 just for getting to Owl in Hirata? I'm in the wrong line of work.
I've completed this game 16 times before he did. I would be rich now XD
I always love when Phil shows us the controller
"look I was dahdging"
"See?!? I'm pressing X!!"
Look! LOOK HERE!
@@intrepidmatter8165 major mistake in Sekiro. Lord, this is gonna be a long one.
AuraMaster DX Look listen
55:03
*His father dies and it’s a very sad and emotional moment*
DSP: *I need a dollar starts playing* “Alright, I’ve got a bunch of shoutouts to do”
I started dying lmao
"I can't use my shuriken I don't know why"
*Proceeds to not experiment with buttons*
I pray for the day that DSP adds a controller overlay to his videos. It would be so fucking funny to watch him go "I pressed" when the overlay clearly shows otherwise.
He would just say that's not what happened. Just like when you clearly see him completely missing a guy in his battle royale games, only for him to then complain about how he shot him right in the face and he still survived. Or when even if he sometimes decides to watch kill cam, he just claims that what the kill cam shows is absolutely not what happened on his screen.
DSP's ability to deny reality and warp it to his own beliefs could IMO be considered a superpower.
I believe it when he says he pressed the buttons. I also believe that he has the reaction time of a sloth on acid.
I firmly believe he is playing through the capture image, not the TV, so he has all the lag the capture card can add
I don't think he is. That would require more complicated setup than he is capable of IMO. And he also always goes for the easiest possible solution.
Then again this is DSP, so you never know. He might've stumbled into a bizarre setup just with his ineptitude and lack of even basic technical knowledge. I mean we're talking about a full time streamer who can't even setup OBS properly and doesn't understand most of its options.
Theres a street fighter video where youve got a overlayand you van see that he is mashing buttons like he is on speed. Then he is surprised nothing comes out when he gives five different inputs at once.
1:09:20 Dragonrot
Everybody: "Oh my god, I don't want to cause harm to people in the world around me."
Phil: "Guess I'm not receiving Unseen Aid anymore..."
46:18 "Look at his great A.I. ! He can´t move!"
*throws shuriken, dude just sidesteps them*
The fact that part 1 of this alone has triple the views of Phil's entire playthrough makes me so happy
boss faints attack
dsp rolls
boss does actual
dsp get hit
"the roll sucks"
classic Phil
It's actually feint. Pronounced the same though. English ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The more you know
ELFanatic unless we’re talking about the Pokémon move... faint attack.
@@NAcHO-wx5vg no it's feint attack in pokemon too.
Shoy Reece it was faint but they fixed it in, I think, x and y
58:50 - I like this complaint because he's like, literally complaining it's unfair that... Buildings exist?
Yeah that one stuck out to me too lol
I feel kinda tempted to make a full breakdown of his playthrough. Like, a full-blown analysis of it all.
I have so many comments for his guardian/headless ape fight alone.
"He ignores the firecrackers." - if they're unreliable, stop depending on it so much or try to find the sweetspot in which they work.
"Oh, he has an insta-kill attack" - Which has a clear start-up animation and, as you should know by now, is his opening move.
"Man, I already owned the first phase. Having to fight it again is bullshit" - If you've owned it, how are you having trouble defeating it again?
"Oh, he poisoned me" - which you know it's triggered from you attacking him from behind. Either stop attacking his rear or get clear before he unloads on ya.
Seriously, if I didn't have better stuff to do with my life, I'd 100% do this with every playthrough of his.
Pro-Tip:
When someone says "I just don't care anymore" in reality they still care quite a lot actually
idk i forget everything that happens about an hour later so for me its more means i either have no fucking clue or i dont remember why i felt bad about it in the first place
still care quite alot about the money
That Chained Ogre fight was specially painful to watch. He uses the fire prosthetic tool, ogre gets stunned and Blumbling Philbert goes "well, it's not doing anything, huuuuuuh...". What do you mean it's not doing anything? The ogre is open to attacks and taking damage from the fire at the same time. I mean really, what is he expecting? That he is going to throw the fire and the boss will get insta-killed?
I didn't think it was possible to complain this much about the damn ogre
Everything DSP does is painful to watch.
Literally, yes, that is what he was expecting.
That's what he wanted, but also if it worked like that he'd complain it's a puzzle.
Part 2: Isshin World Order, coming to a theatre near you
Ya, you may want to see how that actually went. xD
The funny thing is he beat issin on his second try, go figure.
So what Boss is gonna be this games Gundyr/Masamune/Ludwig then? I'm predicting Owl Daddy Mode and I'm also predicting that he'll only get to that fight because chat/Twitter tells him how to reach it.
1:15:16 "WHY DID HE ATTACK IMMEDIATELY??"
umm Dave, that's pretty much what normal soldier do, when they see a suspicious stranger running full speed with katana drawn
It’s a bandit.
@@littlemoth4956 and probably a drunk one too.
Sekiro: Couldn't Parry Twice (i tried)
Als Kapitän zur See hat man auch andere Prioritäten
i thought the same thing when he said that tbh
I love that he has absolutely no shame about trying to cheese every fight whenever possible without even trying it legit first
You love that? It literally infuriates me xD
I had to stop THREE times so far, to look up gameplay of others to see how they overcame some challenge, because this fat scrub is making it look like it's friggin' IMPOSSIBLE.
I was like, no way.. SURELY there's some in-game mechanic this lousy pigroach is not utilizing and making the fight 2000% more difficult than what it should be, and YES... that's EXACTLY what he did.
"When I was fighting Gundyr, I was having fun. I could tell 'yeah this boss is fair, I just suck'" How did he say this with a straight face? Has there ever been a more egregious rewriting of history? I mean, except for that one thing.
what "one thing"?
Christopher Marlowe the same moon man from the SoK?
I just look trough David Davidson's video of it. Didn't see really any difference between that and this. Same kind whining and bitching all the way.
@@Ruosteinenknight He did this same exact bs in Nioh and the Soulsborne games as well. Hed complain on camera then say some mechanic was better in one of those games all while bitching at the game every time he played
according to philbert, every boss fight that he couldn't beat with tank n spank tactic is a bad design
How nice of a shinobi phil would be. If he was trying to assassinate you he would take a few swings at you, then run 5 feet away for 5 seconds to let you regain your posture, then he'd move back in, let you get a few sword stabs in on him, then he'd walk 5 feet away again to let you take a sip of water
6:25:11 "theres a bug inside! EEewwww, an undying bug!"
Me: how did u know thats whats its called and that its undying? answer? he looked it up.
I agree completely. He says, “I’m not going to play this everyday to provide variety in my streams.” Then seemed to know what to do in quite a few sections so I would assume he watched someone like FightinCowboy.
on the AC: Odyssey TIHYDP i asked if the length of the TIHYDP's was going to regularly be that long (7 hours wtf). 0utsyder politely responded that no, this was probably a one off... And then phil plays Sekiro and warrants a 2nd 7 hour TIHYDP. Once again, props to enduring through the kahntent
And now there's Elden Ring, dear fucking lord.
God bless you for doing a near 7 hour long video of Phil and it's only part 1 of 2.
Game: has a variety of bosses with different move sets that require different strategies to beat.
Phil: It’S a PuZzLe GaMe!
still kills me how he managed to get stuck on the literal first room in re2 remake and unironically called it a puzzle.
I can just imagine the developers at From Software sitting around a table saying "hey, we need to make this boss fight harder, playtesters are getting through it way too quickly". Then one of them says "here's an idea. I think we should make it so that during this fight, the controls don't work properly and the camera bugs out". "What do you mean?" the head executive asks. The man responds "well, I was thinking maybe the B button would only actually roll 1/3 of the time during the fight, mikiri counter should be inherently unreliable, and maybe we could even go a step further and make the camera get stuck in the wall". "Oh that sounds fantastic, in fact, that idea is so good, let's implement it in EVERY boss fight!", the head executive replies. Wait a second. That sounds ridiculous, doesn't it, Phil?
I wonder what the devs would think if they watched Phil play one of their games
😂😂😂
i hear DSP complain about having to parry constant attacks without being able to do anything himself,
and i just think its the universe giving him a taste of his own R1 spam
The most pathetic thing of DSP's Sekiro run is how he doesn't even resurrect when he dies; he'll only do it if he's stomping the whole fight. I don't understand how he doesn't even want to bother to try to clutch it out and fight with everything hes got. He
just chooses to quit out of anger...no control over his emotions at all!
There even times where the boss has like 2 hp and 1 phase left and he still chooses not to resurect (he does this like twice when fighting gyobu)
As Jesse Lee Peterson would say......."girly man BETA"!
There were times where I didn't like how I started against the boss so I'd save my res.
@@thatONEmachine Yeah I get your circumstance and would do that sometimes as well, can't let the dragon rot infect your world too badly. DSP just dies all the time and throws himself at the wall with this demur attitude. It's part of what makes him funny, but if he can't even try in a leisure activity like games, why is he playing them? Clearly, he doesn't like it and it shows, part of why their is a group dedicated to mocking him.
Can't wait for Elden Ring and the subsequent TIHYDP to drop.
The wait is long 😢
Very fucking long
Oooooooooh
2 days to go, OOOOHHHHH
It comes out in January 2022.
Phil: FROM SOFTWARE you guys are trash
SEKIRO: GOTY 2019
Do the game awards really matter tho lol? Like
@@bcool2318 nah. It is kinda funny though. DPS just needs to realize he’s not as far along the learning curve as he thinks he is.
A decade of playing "faulty" games and using "faulty" controllers and he still finds a way to enjoy himself, DSP truly is the best gamer and kahntent creator out there.
You can recognize the different special attacks just by how they look. A sweep looks like a sweep.
Mostly even bosses will either do sweeps/thrusts and not both, switching them in different phases. so you can just literally memorize that.
I will say personally, with smaller enemies, i did find it challenging at points to identify what exactly they would do, but after you fight any boss/enemy you should learn their pattern, nullifying that issue
Phil’s first instinct is to run from conflict in this game. Same philosophy he uses irl
Only a silly man runs into a corner and then complains he's in a corner.
He actually ran past the first mini-boss? Hahaha!
DSP-Doesn't know how to parry:
Also DSP:
"This GaME Is SO BAd"
It's honestly amazing how much a difference knowing and not knowing a game's mechanics can do, and a willingness to learn it. Every boss fight in this is a perfect example of the latter.
He actually makes the game so much harder on himself by not learning to play the game and play for posture damage vs killing them through health
this is the most salt dsp had had since the original playthrough of dark souls 1 with his camera footage, im glad he got his shit wrecked by almost every single boss.
TIHYDP community hype, i love you guys xx
Love you too
"2019 game, next gen game"
"If you like this game you must hate yourself"
"This game is honestly garbage"
**Sekiro proceeds to win game of the year**
Winning gotta doesn't automatically make this game best game , sekiro is a good game though
@@facelessguy23 It was the best game of the year which is why it won.
@@randyk_18 I would have said that too but then TLOU 2 won GOTY 2020 so yeah....
@@LostSandwich That's a great game which was deserving too. The amount of hate it gets is honestly ridiculous and I don't care what you or anyone else says.
@@LostSandwich Also, that game is irrelevant in this conversation and your comment was pointless.
The thing is, if you lose to a boss 10 times or even more there is no shame in that. But DSP does the same thing over and over again and expects a different result while his "strategy" is not working for him. And then ofcourse he starts to whine because the game is bad...classic.
[Insert Akihiko's face]
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
1:34:29 gotta love when he shows the controller... like someone would care
Chat hands him all the tools he needs to beat the bosses, but he has no will to try and learn how to play, or even to try and win.
Seeing him stand there after setting the ogre on fire instead of unloading into it was so frustrating.
Him finding out lady butterfly has a second phase then going on to complain about how bad the game is for 10 minutes straight is some of the greatest dsp salt I've ever seen
Phil has the memory of a goldfish, a balding fat goldfish with gout.
Edit: *丂几ㄖ尺ㄒ*
Phil the goutfish
is that how you spell Phil in Japanese
Excuse you. My balding fat goldfish with gout is offended by this comparison.
Lmao, the mental image is killing me. A fish with Phil's face...
"Dood, WwwwwwwUUUUUT?! My stupid owner put me in wahderrrrr! I can't breathe underwahhhhderrrrr, fuckin' ideeyit! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK"
Goldfish actually can remember things for a while
Every time he brings up Nioh it's like... dude, shut up. You used Mid Stance Spear, you couldn't even play that game properly.
...Not to mention memory is a bugged mechanic for him because he gave that game massive amounts of shit.
Saw that run. He died and bitched over 300 times and ragequit.
he also wagequitted in the first dlc on normal btw
Wait what's wrong with mid stance spear? I main spear in that game and think I switch between high and mid most of the time.
@@thereisno4thwall346 He never switched stances and blamed the game for his lack of skill.
@@thereisno4thwall346 if you go through nioh again use low stance a bit more ;) spear can abuse low stance against most nonboss mobs
2:05:00 "there was no opportunity to dodge" he says as he attks 3 times during the prompt to dodge
Game: Gold in purses doesn't vanish after death
DSP: Immediately opens the purse
I love how thinking=puzzle
Puzzle boss time!
Here is a good rule of thumb.
Take Phils total time through any game, divide that by the length of the TIHYDP. The lower the number, the worse he played.
Only exceptions are games he wagequit
I have never seen someone with such an egregious inability to learn new things, and at the same time refuse to even try. It's infuriating to watch but I just had to check this out. Sekiro is one of my favorite games.
edit: I'm watching him fight Lady Butterfly now and I just can't even...
ahha it's hilarious he says they expect you to know everything right off the bat but like that's the point of the game, to learn the patterns, yours not supposed to kill the boss first try
That Lady Butterfly fight. A guy in chat literally tells him to jump over sweeps, and he proceeds to never jump over a sweep. "How am I supposed to know what counts as a sweep?!"
@@Free2Flay No matter how tough a day I have, I can always rest assured that it would have been impossible for DPS.
@@Free2Flay the man is so stupid.
His ideal boss just gets stun locked to death with any attack
His ideal boss is Mist Noble
TIHYDP are dead? Ha!
Funny joke!
Phil's funeral is gonna be edited into a This is How You Don't Die.
They're not dead, but the quality is certainly going down. But it's not the makers faults obviously, they're doing the best they can. It's Phil. His content is just nothing these days. All the memes and editing in the world can't save his recent playthroughs.
@@smward87 He's been playing mostly boring instant win games too. His RE2 was entertaining and Sekiro has a lot of gold in it. As long as he sticks with A-list Japanese games with a gameplay focus TIHYDP is gonna make a solid comeback.
@@smward87 I mentioned that same idea of the playthroughs being painful in a follow up comment. This collab was hard as hell to get through, though Outsyder did some A+ editing as always. This whole ordeal was just so bad though. Phil is more toxic than ever and his gameplay is suffering more than ever as a result. Not that he was good before, but at least there was something there to poke fun at. Now its just sad. And even his own fandom seems like it will turn on him soon if he keeps this abuse up.
@BJL Yea dave is just boring af
yo wtf six HOURS?! Big Ups outsyder! !
>Part 1
That guardian ape fight was incredible. Thank you so much. He's that far and still doesn't understand you can't block or dodge sweeps.
You can dodge them, but you have to either dodge away or dodge so you end up behind the enemy.
he also doesnt understand what reading animations is loool
My dude really really misses the lightning spears
I loved how he didn't read the tutorial on perilous attacks, but it's the games fault he keeps getting hit. Or how he expects the enemies to lose him when they watch him run into a bush.
I will say there is indeed some tracking going on when you're first spotted, even when you're moving out of line of sight, they sometimes still know where you are. Didn't like that either. It's fine if they come looking but they shouldn't know my exact spot.
@@Robkinggozer the ogre is terrible for this and the nightjar
Can we all just appreciate how the Outsyder managed to make a completely bland playthrough bearable with all those lovely edits
One of my favorite quotes "Not even my fucking fault the column was in the way". The man backs himself into a column and then blames the column for it. Wow
Cahlumms are the true stationary neighbor
The Lone Shadow Longswordsman fight is probably the most painful to watch in DSP history. The phrase "dodge didn't work" says enough. He never managed to properly learn any of the mechanics. Sekiro is a game where 70% is attacking, 20% deflecting, 5% dodging, 3% running away and 2% jumping.
I would say theres more jumping than dodging Imo
@@ThroneOfSalt Agreed.
or how about the fact Philbert didn't even bother to use his prosthetic tool..the flame vent does wonders against the lone shadow !...but apparently that's too complex of a task for his brain to comprehend.."eVeRy bOss iS a pUZzle doood ! mah brAin cAn't hAnDLE it"
Him not running away during the Guardian Ape's scream attack was also very triggering to watch.
@@Megadeth7811 But hits you instantly and you can't dodge it!!!!
I love how he went on his tangent about the block not coming out, yet it worked every time he pressed it...
Sekiro: Phil rages much more than twice.
Legend has iT that because of the many deaths Phil got dragonrot himself.
Gout rot
Dragongout
The premium sea salt after the fight with Grandma though.
"The camera is stuck in a wall dood!"
Who put it there Phil. Who?
34:00 I love how he’s spamming shurikens on an enemy. The enemy clearly deflected the first few shurikens and the ones that did hit did poor damage. Phil should have realized this but no he’s “tRyInG tO pIcK hIm OfF”
3:47:43 "This is like Groundhog Day without the humour." "I agree, I actually agree with you!"
Phil has finally come to terms with not being funny.
That photoshopped picture of Phil is an absolute nightmare, thanks for that.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, your head lying on you pillow, you slowly open your eyes and see that face that staring right at you just 20cm away
The Lady Butterfly reaction was my favorite part. That and the Guardian Ape rage. To be fair. She got me the first time too, but after seeing it once, you can prepare for it. And get into position for your next strike.
After a blind run, I’m now attempting a zero resurrections run. But this game is harder than juggling eggs while trying to dodge paintballs. Loving every single minute though.
I agree. I failed at Lady Butterfly twice, but she actually wasn't that hard at all. DSP just sucks lol.
@@icecsm16 I died more than 10 times.
Those dual wielding fucking 🐒 are a pain in the ass
Only an hour and a half into this and I don't know if I can watch the rest.
The way he fought Lady Butterfly...just...dude. It's not Dark Souls, it's not the IRS, stop running backwards and mashing dodge.
In Sekiro you're supposed to ENGAGE the enemy instead of avoiding it, but Dave's default mode for gaming is to play like an entitled bitch so why am I surprised.
Honest fighting is for suckers.
Running around for 20 minutes works against all the bosses, I'm not surprised some people beat the game this way. Their loss, pressuring the enemies and actually engaging them makes the game a lot more fun. I'd say good on them if they had fun playing that way, but I don't need to watch the video to know DSP didn't.
Seriously. Attack until she deflects (usually 2-3 strikes), deflect her spin kick, repeat. She jumps back, step-dodge towards her and close the distance. She does the perilous sweep, jump and kick her, resume attacks and deflects. She goes up on the wires and it's not the perilous attack or multi hop drop kick, hit her with a shuriken to knock her down. You do that, you'll break her posture for first deathblow. Second phase, do all the same, just watch out for the shadow clones she can summon and the butterflies she sends at you. You can easily shred her like that.
The only boss you have to play this game like dark souls for is Demon Of Hatred
"its not the IRS"
Fucking shit that's funny.
This playthrough is a testament to trying a game before you stream it.
I've never seen someone so tilted by Lady Butterfly... you were only just a puppy, DSP...