People make mistakes all the time, especially in Souls games, but the thing is this guy never learn from his mistakes, instead he would blame anything and everything under the sun EXCEPT himself
@@SrSacaninha It's actually quite inspirational in a way... Whenever your in a tough spot in a game or even in life you can just think back and know that even a guy like dsp can achieve stuff when you put in some time xD
DSP's way to play Dark Souls games is atrocious. He is so ignorant and cowardly about it. Why did he even bother to play this series in the first place? He is clearly not enjoying himself and I am sure most of the audience isn't happy either.
He's not enjoying himself when he plays any game from what I have gathered. The game is always stupid bullshit nonsense and also everything is bugged. The game, the console, the controller, his TV and his couch.
I never actually knew you could get boss armour, I've always killed the merchant in majula for his armour because it gives you more souls, gotta replay ds2 now, I love ds2 man
Adorably Cute Asriel Magic spammer heaven would almost be putting it lightly. You can get a ridiculous number of casts, it has moderate tracking, and it does decent damage. Aside from the beginning stages where you don't have it, you can beat the game by only spamming dark orb.
Does his "full time" girlfriend count? I can't imagine any sane person in the world who'd wanna be friends with this guy given the way he shits on people.
@John Doe It's common knowledge that roughly 50% of marriages end in divorce. I admit, "most" was a bit of an exaggeration, but still. It's also common knowledge that Phil is freakishly incompetent at literally everything he attempts. One plus one equals two.
No lightning spears... Remember that anticlimactic ending when you claimed the game was easy? Welcome to Dark Souls bud. If you thought Phil was shit last time, you're in for a treat.
Ancient Dragon is very machine-like and pretty easy to cheese. Like every quadruped boss in Dark Souls ever, just stay close to its hind legs and dodge whenever it stomps.
i like how he was fighting sanctum knights for god knows how long and still doesn't get that they have really high poise and keeps swinging at them with a straight sword jesus, watching him play makes me laugh and feel ill at the same time
DerNamenlose1991 That's his thing. First he grinds the shit out of the game until he is level 8 gazillion and then he just spams attack at every moment, tanks attacks and chugs potions. You should have seen him play Demon Souls. That was really astonishing. There is one point when the runs straight into a enemy caster, getting hit by magic on the way, and then proceeds to stand exactly in front of the enemy, mashing attack with a small sword. Naturally the enemy is able to get out another spell that kills Phil. And the best part? He whines about the people in the chat who recommended to just use melee attacks against the enemy but apparently they thought Phil had enough common sense to circle around an enemy that throws fireballs at him. They were wrong.
@@pawemarciniak4514 cool! What's the name of your character you do pvp with? If you are in the brotherhood of blood, or frequent the iron bridge, I might have fought you.
@@lornsumm3249 Well sorry i dont type my ID in public also i was play DS2 but on ps3 not PC sooo dunno if we met but yes today i check and sadly like i say DS2 is pretty dead on ps3...i was try pvp/pve but well nothing 2 hours i waste sadly.
Not gonna lie, the way he used the knockback of the LS to throw that armored enemy off a cliff while he was blocking was smart. The rest of the run... is not.
kris brooks He doesn't know the game at all. That's why. I'm not even trying to insult him - even though he would deserve it. He is utterly clueless about game mechanics even after playing DaS and DeS. It's the same reason he doesn't know why he cannot use Estus after getting hit with Lloyd's Talisman. He played every single game with instruction from his viewers. He doesn't know any mechanics at all because he never had to learn them. For all we know how just found a greatshield and since their stats are better than smaller shields, he just wants to wear it. It's not like it actually has any noticeable impact since he is above level 150 so no issues with equip weight. He actually stops wearing one in the second and third DLC and two hands his weapon. This was most definitely also instructed by the chat.
Through the many times I've watched these vids i wonder why phil hardly uses life gems they are an absolutely great way to stay alive without estus flasks
Because they aren’t in any other Dark Souls game and he doesn’t care to pay attention to any game he plays. I doubt he was even aware of their existence during his playthrough apart from the few times his chat reminded him.
One of the comments in the video pointed something that really clicked. Part of it said its frustrating to watch phil because he gives off frustration when playing. I think, at least a portion of, why phil is so bad at every game he plays is because since he streams every fucking thing, he feels progress always has to be made and jokes need to constantly be made so he doesnt take a second to stop, think, and learn. Hes gotta save face by saying the game is bad because god forbid he halt the progress to learn.
He used that lightning spear too much, just takes the fun out of the game if all you're going to do is run away like a bitch and spam the spears until it dies.
He's in the dlc and has no clue u can sell armor/items? Lol and as inept as Phil is he somehow knew to infuse his chime? No1 told him to do it......nooooo yet claims hes not cheesy, or having his "hand held". 😒
the fuck did that kid just say stick with easy games like street fighter?? uhh wtf i know most peoole would get sweeped up by very hard difficulty and the pros play at an even crazier level. that was the only impressive thing i managed to find about phil was the fact thst he could probably beat me in street fighter if he spammed enough.
look i love watching bad players fck up but when he ragequit persona 3 i got extremely mad. I played persona 3 on hard multiple times and NEVER lost on the final fight. He is relies on cheap tricks on EVERY GAME HE PLAYS and when DS2 nerfed Lightning or when he played persona 3 and DIDNT know the strongest skills he raged.... I hope Phil is the best example of what you SHOULDNT do
Also, bugs me how phil got to fucking mad about the knights, THEN swaps to lightning. After the first knight, I'd have used lightning on the other one.
That's what I noticed during my streams of the SotFS edition, it seemed that Fume Knight, Sir Alonne, and Ivory King were just using the same attack timings. Different animations (Sir Alonne especially) but once I learned Fume Knight, the other ones felt similar and thus easier I guess
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11:08 Hes half right, i mean he read that theres a bonfire ahead, doesnt have anything to do with the Stream Chat. See, phils an idiot and overall bad at gameing but if you hate the king of hate, at least do it for a reason and not just hate for the sake of hateing. thats stupid
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Phillip is the kind of man skyrim puzzles were desighned for
Skyrim's puzzles aren't difficult but Phil here managed to still not understand them.
Underrated comment.
@@r.folkefiende i am pretty sure he pretends not to know in order for chat to tip him
Skyrim has puzzles? I thought it was the worlds most poorly designed doorknob
its like he has frame perfect parry timing but each time he drinks an estus instead.
GangpanSpock dsp parries but every time he parries its replaced with an estus
Button didnt work i guess
Would he be near impossible to beat if someone just switched his button mapping? 🤔
one of my favorite yt comments
rebind the controls so he’ll land them. he’d still complain though
“People in stream chat are saying I’m reading stream chat”
“I’m not reading stream chat I haven’t looked at it in like 100 years”
......🤦🏻♂️
its almost like they nerfed the Lightning Spears just for him "now try and cheese the game now :)" with love- From Software.
“The Lightning Salt is real!” - From Software
when he fought blue smelter he actually said fromsoft nerfed lightning spears because of him as if he’s that important
That Old Monk fight is a classic!
You know why the world has so many problems right now? Because we have too many people like Phil.
that estus chug at 32:30 right in front of the invader was, *muah* perfect.
People make mistakes all the time, especially in Souls games, but the thing is this guy never learn from his mistakes, instead he would blame anything and everything under the sun EXCEPT himself
dark souls is too easy and forgiving . The proof is that someone like phil can beat it...
Manuel Gronewold he can beat any game really, the thing is that it’s not ideal, he’s just punching a brick wall that eventually breaks.
It's kind of amazing how he manages to plow through it somehow.
@@SrSacaninha It's actually quite inspirational in a way... Whenever your in a tough spot in a game or even in life you can just think back and know that even a guy like dsp can achieve stuff when you put in some time xD
@@JW93581 Exactly! lol
@@tomthestone1470 he refused to fight sans though
8 years ago and he was just as much a piglet
thank god for Majula theme to balance out his awful screeching
DSP's way to play Dark Souls games is atrocious. He is so ignorant and cowardly about it. Why did he even bother to play this series in the first place? He is clearly not enjoying himself and I am sure most of the audience isn't happy either.
He's not enjoying himself when he plays any game from what I have gathered. The game is always stupid bullshit nonsense and also everything is bugged. The game, the console, the controller, his TV and his couch.
old comment but he is blaming the music now.
He was complaining at Vordt in DS3, right? That complaint really takes the cake.
Thorgrax really i the audience am very happy
SebastopolQueen has done us a great service yet again.
40:00 He can't even say thank you after the chat helped him out. He'd rather call them idiots
I never actually knew you could get boss armour, I've always killed the merchant in majula for his armour because it gives you more souls, gotta replay ds2 now, I love ds2 man
"Stole my lightning!" Yup better learn how to play for real now (unless he finds dark orb...)
please oh god no
FireBird58 Why? What does the orb do?
Adorably Cute Asriel
Magic spammer heaven would almost be putting it lightly. You can get a ridiculous number of casts, it has moderate tracking, and it does decent damage.
Aside from the beginning stages where you don't have it, you can beat the game by only spamming dark orb.
Yup. My hexer had what 124 casts or something like that
it has pretty shit dmg against most dlc enemies
*Puts controller down**Takes a jack it break**Character dies during break*
Phil: I HIT ROLL!!!
The way he said arrivederci made me spit my water out.
Tom ARIVErDERCHY ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK
Does he have real life friends? Like...actual, non hired friends?
Does his "full time" girlfriend count?
I can't imagine any sane person in the world who'd wanna be friends with this guy given the way he shits on people.
he had friends and left all of them, now all he has is his hamsters and his gf who probably doesn't even like him
Now DSP is truly alone.
@John Doe Means literally nothing. Most marriages are unhappy and end quickly.
@John Doe It's common knowledge that roughly 50% of marriages end in divorce. I admit, "most" was a bit of an exaggeration, but still. It's also common knowledge that Phil is freakishly incompetent at literally everything he attempts. One plus one equals two.
his voice when played fast forward LOL! 12:41-13:00
8:21 Still to this day, this part edited the way Queen did it nearly kills me every time.
No lightning spears... Remember that anticlimactic ending when you claimed the game was easy? Welcome to Dark Souls bud. If you thought Phil was shit last time, you're in for a treat.
38:39 "forget it, I give up"
yeah, story of your entire fucking career, just give up everytime you can't find the solution to something....
like how this guys says he found the bonfire randomly a s h e l o o k s a t c h a t t w i c e
Phil has a microphone right next to his mouth, yet he persists to shout and scream. What a baby.
41:10 - 41:19
If you care to have a laugh.
LMFAO
“Dragons were always the easiest type of bosses in DS”
Ancient Dragon would like to know your location.
Ancient Dragon is very machine-like and pretty easy to cheese. Like every quadruped boss in Dark Souls ever, just stay close to its hind legs and dodge whenever it stomps.
Don't forget kalameet and midir
Jester Thomas is a confirmed Detractor.
I've never played a fromsoftware game but I still know more about this game than Philly Rock
i like how he was fighting sanctum knights for god knows how long and still doesn't get that they have really high poise and keeps swinging at them with a straight sword
jesus, watching him play makes me laugh and feel ill at the same time
DerNamenlose1991 Same here
DerNamenlose1991
That's his thing.
First he grinds the shit out of the game until he is level 8 gazillion and then he just spams attack at every moment, tanks attacks and chugs potions.
You should have seen him play Demon Souls. That was really astonishing. There is one point when the runs straight into a enemy caster, getting hit by magic on the way, and then proceeds to stand exactly in front of the enemy, mashing attack with a small sword. Naturally the enemy is able to get out another spell that kills Phil.
And the best part? He whines about the people in the chat who recommended to just use melee attacks against the enemy but apparently they thought Phil had enough common sense to circle around an enemy that throws fireballs at him.
They were wrong.
Got to squeeze every lightning spear!
I can’t help it. Phil’s mincing, lisping “From Software! Duhh-uhhhh!” makes me laugh every single time.
3:55 Lol
24:40
:')
I demand a PvP session Oroboro X DSP with both reacting at the same time.
DS2 is dead game dude pvp as well you come with that request too late (2 yrs)
@@pawemarciniak4514 Its definitely died down, but theres still active players even in original DS2
@@lornsumm3249 Indeed and im 1 of those active [;
@@pawemarciniak4514 cool! What's the name of your character you do pvp with? If you are in the brotherhood of blood, or frequent the iron bridge, I might have fought you.
@@lornsumm3249 Well sorry i dont type my ID in public also i was play DS2 but on ps3 not PC sooo dunno if we met but yes today i check and sadly like i say DS2 is pretty dead on ps3...i was try pvp/pve but well nothing 2 hours i waste sadly.
Oh shoot, khknight? I remember him from the old Playstation All Star days!
Holy shit, are those forums still alive???
43:45 you need to push the interact button so it opens...
39:30 He actually sells a total of 15,500 souls worth of stuff if you buy everything once.
FROM SOFTWARE DUUUHHHH
Not gonna lie, the way he used the knockback of the LS to throw that armored enemy off a cliff while he was blocking was smart. The rest of the run... is not.
I hate how he plays a heavy armor version of my build...
i hate how he plays
Nice pfp
Phil and Burger Planet would be the best friends ever.
SNOOOORT
why dose this guy wear a shield and never uses it?
Because he was dropped on his head as a baby. Or because the stream didn't tell him.
kris brooks
He doesn't know the game at all. That's why. I'm not even trying to insult him - even though he would deserve it.
He is utterly clueless about game mechanics even after playing DaS and DeS. It's the same reason he doesn't know why he cannot use Estus after getting hit with Lloyd's Talisman.
He played every single game with instruction from his viewers. He doesn't know any mechanics at all because he never had to learn them.
For all we know how just found a greatshield and since their stats are better than smaller shields, he just wants to wear it.
It's not like it actually has any noticeable impact since he is above level 150 so no issues with equip weight.
He actually stops wearing one in the second and third DLC and two hands his weapon.
This was most definitely also instructed by the chat.
Through the many times I've watched these vids i wonder why phil hardly uses life gems they are an absolutely great way to stay alive without estus flasks
Because they aren’t in any other Dark Souls game and he doesn’t care to pay attention to any game he plays. I doubt he was even aware of their existence during his playthrough apart from the few times his chat reminded him.
This is even funnier coming from Sekiro!
Why does he insist on fighting people on narrow bridges and stairways instead of pulling them into nice safe open rooms?
Why does he have $500K in debt?
I don't think Phil gets the estus mechanics, you're supposed to chug AFTER you take damage, not in anticipation of it.
This is a great video minus all of the cringy movie clips
I know I'm necrocommenting here, but nice Dead Bart profile pic.
One of the comments in the video pointed something that really clicked. Part of it said its frustrating to watch phil because he gives off frustration when playing. I think, at least a portion of, why phil is so bad at every game he plays is because since he streams every fucking thing, he feels progress always has to be made and jokes need to constantly be made so he doesnt take a second to stop, think, and learn. Hes gotta save face by saying the game is bad because god forbid he halt the progress to learn.
He used that lightning spear too much, just takes the fun out of the game if all you're going to do is run away like a bitch and spam the spears until it dies.
0utsyder do you do more videos like these or no
He didn't do this video. Read description.
You know that he didn't made this video but he has other TIHYDP of Phil?
Ok, didn't know that.
Professional gamer
how did that person healed the demons souls boss?
yeah the old monk. how tho? can a player invade mid boss fight?
damn didnt know that was possible, perhaps playing them offline was a bad thing after all
emmanuel He uses Dark moon grass, this is back when healing wasn’t very balanced.
He's in the dlc and has no clue u can sell armor/items? Lol and as inept as Phil is he somehow knew to infuse his chime? No1 told him to do it......nooooo yet claims hes not cheesy, or having his "hand held". 😒
Did he ever beat sinh?
Maybe I'm a bit late to the party, but he never kills him in this footage. Did he ever?
aside from preachers and football referees, who else raises their arms when they talk?
A fuckin cartoon character
this dude steadily gets pwned
the fuck did that kid just say stick with easy games like street fighter?? uhh wtf i know most peoole would get sweeped up by very hard difficulty and the pros play at an even crazier level. that was the only impressive thing i managed to find about phil was the fact thst he could probably beat me in street fighter if he spammed enough.
7:58 why would he upload this?
look i love watching bad players fck up but when he ragequit persona 3 i got extremely mad. I played persona 3 on hard multiple times and NEVER lost on the final fight. He is relies on cheap tricks on EVERY GAME HE PLAYS and when DS2 nerfed Lightning or when he played persona 3 and DIDNT know the strongest skills he raged.... I hope Phil is the best example of what you SHOULDNT do
The return of Dick Lightning!
*Dick
Also, bugs me how phil got to fucking mad about the knights, THEN swaps to lightning.
After the first knight, I'd have used lightning on the other one.
How the FUCK did this man beat OoK???
He chooses the dumbest times to heal haha
11:25 it me
very nice
DLC bosses only have a few attacks each. too bad because their visual designs are pretty nice
Sinh has like 80 billion attacks but besides that pretty much
That's what I noticed during my streams of the SotFS edition, it seemed that Fume Knight, Sir Alonne, and Ivory King were just using the same attack timings. Different animations (Sir Alonne especially) but once I learned Fume Knight, the other ones felt similar and thus easier I guess
I am beginning to think his aloof playstyle is an act
Everyone thinks so at first. Unfortunately, or fortunately, it is not.
guess he doesn't know about counter damage
What 😦 What I want a baby I'm going through a rough
Dude the comments are hella annoying just play the guy I didn't click in the video to read cringey backseating youtube comments
he grinded so much off stream...
PHIL! ITS ARRIVIDERCI. NOT AREEVADERCI.
Chou dskhnzir ki mtressi
Lol the dungeon layouts sucked on these dlc
dont ruin my favorite dark souls like that
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Mercifully boss fights are done mostly 10x speed. The suck is watchable at that point, and he squeals like a chipmunk.
Christopher Collins lol wat.
11:08 Hes half right, i mean he read that theres a bonfire ahead, doesnt have anything to do with the Stream Chat. See, phils an idiot and overall bad at gameing but if you hate the king of hate, at least do it for a reason and not just hate for the sake of hateing. thats stupid
I'd love to see actual Souls series experts like Silver Mont or Lobos Jr mop the floor with Phil in PvP.