I feel like she made this whole “apology” for attention because nobody is so oblivious not to know that this whole ukulele thing is so weird it will get attention unless they completely lack self awareness and have no basic understanding of human behaviour.
thank you for telling people not to watch her video. it literally supports her financially so people should know they shouldn't watch it for shits and giggles.
The biggest problem with the video is not the fact that she denies all accusations, deflects all blame, outright lies despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, or the fact that she did it in song. It's the fact that while she is doing all of those things, it's so catchy.
Alright, someone HAS GOTTA make a version of this song that's not connected to her, change lyrics a bit, can be about Twitter being toxic too but remind everyone that colleen is a bad person
I'm so glad this happened. It brought a lot more attention to an incredibly dangerous situation and subculture AND it will forever be a fascinating case study for anyone interested in the psychology of serious personality disorders. Not that she intended any of it, but this video is the best thing Colleen will ever do.
Please stop promoting the idea that abusers all have personality disorders, especially since we know you mean cluster Bs. Cluster B PDs are largely ALL the result of traumatic abuse and neglect stemming from childhood, and the survival mechanisms people adopt in childhood to survive it. Instead of having their experiences validated, they get slapped with an inherently demeaning and invalidating disorder due to the way they processed their abuse, which all have many stigmas attached to them, and then get demonized by everyone for not healing in a society where they are scapegoated for the very abuses they survived and hated for existing. Until someone actually physically diagnoses Colleen, you are not qualified to say she has a PD. PDs are NOT synonymous with abuser or horrible person. The key factor of a PD is that it causes the person who has it dysfunction and suffering. It impedes their ability to form relationships and other impairments. It is a DISORDER. And one thing you'll know about pedos like Colleen is that they think there's nothing wrong with them, and all of their sickness is entirely self-serving. They just get sad when they get caught.
If this song was written in a different context by or for someone who was ACTUALLY a victim of cancel culture and didn’t do anything wrong, it might actually be kinda good😭😭😭
@@cowh0m0 okay yes i must admit i forgot how horrific half of it is but like the melody would be nice if it wasn’t the soundtrack to pedophilia yknow😔🙏🏻
@@saltyfroots9I agree, like if someone else who was actually accused of actual rumors, then lots of lyrics were changed for a genuine argument, then like put evidence, then it would be like the best apology ever.
I rearrange it and put little blurbs of how she's redirecting and point out all the inconsistencies of the intentions of the video, but it'll take a bit
It is obvious she doesn't actually have a legal team. If she did she wouldn't be in this mess. No legal team worth their service fee would allow a client to do so many career ending things that include but are not limited to utilizing unpaid child labor. Colleen has complete creative control and does whatever sick and twisted things come into her head. No one dares to check her, everyone in her inner circle blindly follows her lead because being part of a celebrity's inner circle is like taking a powerful drug. They all do just about anything to stay there. When Adam was working for her she instructed him to send every idea to her for approval before posting. She has always been the one in charge of the direction of her career. Colleen wanted to keep as much of the money she made in her pocket. Hiring a professional legal team is not cheap. It is logical to assume she's been operating this entire time without proper legal council opting to enlist help from family, friends and her underage fans, people she did not have to put on the payroll.
Lyrics Hey It's been a while since you saw my face I haven't been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true Doesn't matter if it's true, though Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right? You guys having fun? [Chorus] All aboard the toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey At least you're havin' fun Uh, hi, everyone I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen Here we go Many years ago, I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know? And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea?" And you're like "Eh" Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird [Verse 1] I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird of me I haven't done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability But that's not very interesting, is it? [Chorus] So let's go on the toxic gossip train The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steamroll over someone's reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize That the train is made of lies and that person you despise Maybe didn't deserve to die But hey, at least you're havin' fun In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes And is something that I will continue to try t- what? Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay [Verse 2] I thought you wanted me to take accountability But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video "She's gaslighting, manipulating!" "Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!" "I would never make a mistake like that." [Verse 3] Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout [Verse 4] "Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like, in her past So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack" But not based on facts, oh no Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam My reputation's deceased Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings You know the one, yeah her Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website [Verse 5] And it's always been that way And that's why you won't find my videos on the RUclips Kids app Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable With their families watching my RUclips videos or coming to my live shows Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes But was my intention to manipulate? No It doesn't really matter what my intention was 'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children So, I just wanted to say that, um The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser [Verse 6] Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little And take accountability And I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity I really, really appreciate you, thank you For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit [Chorus] The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation Toxic gossip train You got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps I won't survive in the crash, but hey Hope you had some fun Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know Let me try to help, um [Outro] Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake? And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human It just makes them a human But what do I know? Fuck me, right?
You cannot accuse me of doing things to you! You are not perfect! I'm trying to take responsibility! But you just want to be toxic! I'm a good person! You're just trying to destroy me! Yeah... I can see why her team advised against saying all that.
Can you make a slowed and reverbed version? I'd love to go to sleep with this magestic song, the lyrics never fail to make me cry and touched inappropriately by Coleen noona. I'll never recover from the way she poured her heart and soul and her bony little back to this song especially that ending fairy when she said f me right? Ughh her mastermind, truly the most woman in history, can't wait to get my ticket for her tour and witness the fart joke in person, much loves❤
lyrics 💋 (Sung) Hey It’s been awhile since you saw my face I haven’t been doing so great So I took a little break A lot of people are saying some things about me that Aren’t quite true Doesn’t matter if it’s true, though Just as long as it’s entertaining To you (Spoken) Right? Are you guys having fun? (Sung) All aboard! The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of misinformation The toxic gossip train You gotta one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past These rumors look like facts If you don’t mind the gaps I won’t survive in the crash, but hey At least you’re having fun (Spoken) Uh, hi, everyone I’ve been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things Um, even though my team strongly advised me to not say what I wanna say I recently realized that they never said that I couldn’t sing what I wanted to say So Here I am And.. today I only wanna talk about the facts So I Hope that you’ll be willing to listen. Many years ago I used to message my fans Uh, but not in a creepy way, like a lot of you are trying to suggest It was more of a loser kind of way I was just trying to be besties with everybody It was kind of like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering You know, and there’s a weird aunt there That keeps coming up to you like “hey girl!! What’s the tea?!” And you’re like… errrrm Uh, that was me But in group chats with my fans It was weird. (Sung) I’ve been sharing my life online for over fifteen years Poured my heart out to you And because of that I feel like I’m talking to my friends But at the beginning of my career I didn’t really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there There were times in the DMs when I would overshare Details of my life, which was really weird to me I haven’t done that for years, you see Because I changed my behavior And I took accountability (Spoken) But that’s not very interesting, is it? So let’s go on- (Sung) - the toxic gossip train The locomotives fueled with hateful accusations The toxic gossip train Steam all over someone’s reputation Toxic gossip train Hop on Board, but close your eyes Otherwise you’ll realize That the train is made of lies And that person you despise Didn’t deserve to die, but hey At least you’re having fun (Spoken) In all seriousness, I do think it’s really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes Um, you know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes And grow and change their behavior and be a better person This is something ive always tried to do when I make mistakes It’s something I will continue to try and do- What? Oh, you don’t care? (Sung) Thought you wanted me to take accountability But that’s not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No, your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise While you dramatize your lies And traumatize their demise (Spoken) .. yeah I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video “She’s gaslighting! Manipulating!” “Oh, she’s a narcissist! A rat!” “I would never make a mistake like that!” (Sung) Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize That all of you are perfect So please, criticize me Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past And stab me repeatedly In my bony little back I’m sure you’re disappointed in my shitty little song I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong Well, I’m sorry I’m not gonna take that route Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass She did some things that I do not like in her past So everybody, gather round, cause we’re about to attack But not based on facts, oh no You’re lethal weapon, it’s your fingers on the keys Cause you don’t need any armor when you can hide behind a screen To shoot me down quick With a click And BAM! The reputations deceased (Spoken) I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda sings You know the one, Yeah her She’s PG-13 It says that on my website and it’s always been that way And that’s why you won’t find my videos on the RUclips kids app, anyway Um, I didn’t realize it was my responsibility To decide what is appropriate for every kid to see I’ve always relied on parents to decide if they’re comfortable With their families watching my RUclips videos or coming to my live shows Now (Sung) Have I made some jokes of poor taste? Yes Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes Am I sad that there are fans who feel betrayed? Yes But was it my intention to manipulate? No (Spoken) It doesn’t really matter what my intention was Because it seems as everyone has already decided on that Let me tell you, it’s not very fun To have millions of people All over the world Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life ruining words That a person can be called, in my opinion Um, it doesn’t matter if these things aren’t true, uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abused children So, I just wanted to say that, um (Sung) The only thing that I’ve ever groomed is my two Persian cats I’m not a groomer Just a loser Who didn’t understand that I shouldn’t respond to fans And I’m not a predator, even though a lot of you think so Because five years ago I made a fart joke So, even though I know this video won’t change anyone’s mind about me I still felt it was important to come on here And defend myself a little And take accountability (Spoken) And, I also wanted to say that To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity I really, really appreciate you Thank you For what it’s worth I never had any bad intentions But I do feel like shit (Sung) The toxic gossip train Chugging down the tracks of Misinformation Toxic gossip train Got a one way ticket to manipulation station Toxic gossip train You tied me to the tracks And harassed me for my past Rumors look like facts When you don’t mind the gaps I won’t survive in the crash, but hey I hope you had some fun (Spoken) Actually You know I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something Um, it seems like Maybe you’re confused about something I don’t know Let me try to help, um (Sung) Sometimes people make a mistake And it doesn’t make them a horrible person Whoa Sometimes people can make a mistake and they’re still a good person Crazy, I know Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don’t have to take that mistake Oh no And twist it up and grind it and add some lies to it And polarize it And stab it with knives And ruin a life And… oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn’t mean you gotta send them hate Oh no Sometimes people can make a mistake, and you can kindly let them know and help them grow Sometimes people make mistakes Simply because They made a mistake And that mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human It just makes them a human (Spoken) But what do I know? Fuck me, right?
the funniest part about this whole situation is that most people didnt know about this shit so her making this stupid song just made people hate her more and i am LIVING for it
My favorite disney character fr! Tho i would like it better if they gave her a better character devolopment instead of a song. But its kind of a habit of disney, right? :)
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I hope some rapper will sample this
One sec while I find a SoundCloud rapper😭
LMAO😭
THIS GOES HARD ON MUTE❗️❗️🔇
Frr 🔥🔥
Fr
Fireee 🔥🔥
FOR REALLL ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
YOOO YOU'RE SO RIGHT
cant get over how this song sounds so much like the duck song
STOP
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
colleen probably ate some grapes then wrote that song. it was all subconscious lmao
do NOT do the duck song like that 😭😭
@@stinky_abi lmao my b u right
Her PR team: “don’t say anything no matter what and everyone will forget”
Her: “yOu nEvER sAiD I cAnT SiNg”
She doesn't even have a pr team😭
Her team: her gc w/ the 13 yr olds and kory
@@mly21 Kodee too, no? I wonder if she read Kodee's age backwards.
@@Saphia_Oh I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at this
@@irliiMicrophone Welcome home, fellow commentor.
WE GETTING OUTTA JAIL WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
WE HARASSING MINORS ONSTAGE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️‼️
@@riv3r_mango705 WE TALKIN ABOUT SEX STUFF TO MINORS WITH THIS ONE 💪💪💪💪💪✨✨✨✨✨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍅🍅🍅👺
@@riv3r_mango705LMAOOOOOOOOOO
WE GETTIN OUT THE GROUP CHAT WITH THIS ONE!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏💪💪💪💪💪
WE MAKIN MINORS PUT THEIR HANDS IN OUR PANTS W THIS ONEE🔥🔥🚨🚨💪💪🗣🗣
SONG OF THE SUMMER
FR
Move out the way The Weeknd, we got a new song of the summer and those who hate are just part of the toxic gossip train
YESS
This, the beach and a margarita 🔥🔥🔥
WE GETTING OUT OF THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!!!
this is even funnier with 2x speed on top of the nightcore
FR THO the parts where she just abruptly stops are the best 💀💀💀
AND HER BLINKING
Nightcore²
Wait there's an actual way to make songs nightcore😭
HAEY GEURL WHATS THE TEAH
😊😊😊
PLEASE 😭
Coleen probably loves all the attention this song is getting.
I feel bad for the people she hurt & abused
Her song and the actual "apology" from 2020 she wasn't taking responsibility and she kept deflecting and downplaying, so ✨️public humiliation✨️
@@cowh0m0yesss😂
I feel like she made this whole “apology” for attention because nobody is so oblivious not to know that this whole ukulele thing is so weird it will get attention unless they completely lack self awareness and have no basic understanding of human behaviour.
@@cowh0m0 She never said sorry once
@@cowh0m0 but yessss 🤣🤣🤣🤣
thank you for telling people not to watch her video. it literally supports her financially so people should know they shouldn't watch it for shits and giggles.
80% of people on social media have already seen it tho
And it's still slightly less money towards her shitty little self
this is why i watched Adam’s response and not her actual video, anything to give colleen less
@@dreamgrrrladams version of Coleens “song” is so funny ngl
@@cowh0m0exactly why I searched for a nightcore version
Toxic gossip train but every time she says mistake it plays let it grow
WE NEED THIS
Omg brb
@@cowh0m0 I’m actually so excited for this lol
@Tealyz before I do too much do you mean the whole song or just the chorus of let it grow🌳
I'll probably finish it this week
The incessant strumming. The first strum everyone with a ukulele learns it’s just immaculate
As a ukulele player also, yep. Basic of the basics lol
Bro only knows the three first chords ☠️☠️
as someone who plays ukulele, she’s just playing the easiest 3 chords to switch between. she can’t put any effort in, can she?? 😭
slowed + reverb version next please.
Im uploading it soon...
@Slowed_City404 you beat me to it😭
@@cowh0m0 Ive already uploaded it haha
Not daycore 😭
@arissamazumder Check their video out it has a really cute cat and sounds good😭
The biggest problem with the video is not the fact that she denies all accusations, deflects all blame, outright lies despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, or the fact that she did it in song. It's the fact that while she is doing all of those things, it's so catchy.
right 💀
Ikr I feel so bad for it getting stuck in my head-
Alright, someone HAS GOTTA make a version of this song that's not connected to her, change lyrics a bit, can be about Twitter being toxic too but remind everyone that colleen is a bad person
I like the song cause of how catchy it is and people only diss the song cause of her and not the actual song
This is turning into something I NEVER would have expected 😂😂😂
This song is actually pretty good. I just wish it was written by someone, anyone besides her.
Fr it's actually a pretty cute antibullying song...for a woman who might not show her face ever again😭
I don’t really like her ukelele playing. I only played ukelele twice in 4 and 5th grade and I know more chords than her 🤣🤣
This song would work if all she did was say something stupid on twitter years ago 😭
@dangosandlemons or actually made a mistake😭
it should be illegal how catchy this song is 😭💀
Ikr!
Facts! I've been singing it for days now. 😕🤦🏻♀️
true top 20 material mate
True like it was kinda stuck in my head for a while
Song of the summer ngl
A NIGHTCORE song that goes for more than 2-3 minutes is already impressive enough.
I'm so glad this happened. It brought a lot more attention to an incredibly dangerous situation and subculture AND it will forever be a fascinating case study for anyone interested in the psychology of serious personality disorders. Not that she intended any of it, but this video is the best thing Colleen will ever do.
Not to mention 10x better than mocking disabled people for kids to laugh at
@@cowh0m0true
Please stop promoting the idea that abusers all have personality disorders, especially since we know you mean cluster Bs. Cluster B PDs are largely ALL the result of traumatic abuse and neglect stemming from childhood, and the survival mechanisms people adopt in childhood to survive it. Instead of having their experiences validated, they get slapped with an inherently demeaning and invalidating disorder due to the way they processed their abuse, which all have many stigmas attached to them, and then get demonized by everyone for not healing in a society where they are scapegoated for the very abuses they survived and hated for existing. Until someone actually physically diagnoses Colleen, you are not qualified to say she has a PD. PDs are NOT synonymous with abuser or horrible person. The key factor of a PD is that it causes the person who has it dysfunction and suffering. It impedes their ability to form relationships and other impairments. It is a DISORDER. And one thing you'll know about pedos like Colleen is that they think there's nothing wrong with them, and all of their sickness is entirely self-serving. They just get sad when they get caught.
Personality disorders is a huuuuge stretch. People can be shitty and lie and not have it be a chronic condition, dude
@@facelessdrone exactly
If this song was written in a different context by or for someone who was ACTUALLY a victim of cancel culture and didn’t do anything wrong, it might actually be kinda good😭😭😭
Bestie i dont think "I'm not a groomer just a loser" could be salvaged
@@cowh0m0 okay yes i must admit i forgot how horrific half of it is but like the melody would be nice if it wasn’t the soundtrack to pedophilia yknow😔🙏🏻
@@cowh0m0no some of the lines not all
@@saltyfroots9I agree, like if someone else who was actually accused of actual rumors, then lots of lyrics were changed for a genuine argument, then like put evidence, then it would be like the best apology ever.
@poncho6350 and if the allegations were something a lot softer
if the sex offender shuffle was written for a bo burnham skit
Idk what youre talking about but my first thought was that kid with the subway surfer theme😭
WE MAKING IT ON THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️❌❌🔥🔥🔥
Should i make one where shes being honest and not manipulative💀
YESSSSSS
okay but when is that? 😭😭
I rearrange it and put little blurbs of how she's redirecting and point out all the inconsistencies of the intentions of the video, but it'll take a bit
Probably next week, maybe week after depending on my motivation😭
😂
The fact that she denies all accusations when there’s evidence ALL OVER THE INTERNET? Even her books are creepy, REALLY creepy.
Atp she's probably gonna make a "not racist" song where she says tons of things that are racist😭
@@cowh0m0 I would be surprised if she didn’t lmaoo
Thank god she came out with a video like this because now nobody will forget and this will haunt her forever
It is obvious she doesn't actually have a legal team. If she did she wouldn't be in this mess. No legal team worth their service fee would allow a client to do so many career ending things that include but are not limited to utilizing unpaid child labor. Colleen has complete creative control and does whatever sick and twisted things come into her head. No one dares to check her, everyone in her inner circle blindly follows her lead because being part of a celebrity's inner circle is like taking a powerful drug. They all do just about anything to stay there.
When Adam was working for her she instructed him to send every idea to her for approval before posting. She has always been the one in charge of the direction of her career. Colleen wanted to keep as much of the money she made in her pocket. Hiring a professional legal team is not cheap. It is logical to assume she's been operating this entire time without proper legal council opting to enlist help from family, friends and her underage fans, people she did not have to put on the payroll.
the "sometimes people can make a mistake but it doesnt make them a bad person wooOOoAhhH" part kinda ate idk
Lyrically she's right musically she slayed but reason made it suck😭
Lyrics
Hey
It's been a while since you saw my face
I haven't been doing so great
So I took a little break
A lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true
Doesn't matter if it's true, though
Just as long as it's entertaining to you, right?
You guys having fun?
[Chorus]
All aboard the toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You got a one-way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey
At least you're havin' fun
Uh, hi, everyone
I've been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things
Um, even though my team has strongly advised me to not say what I want to say
I recently realized that they never said that I couldn't sing what I wanna say, so
Here I am, and, um, today I only wanna talk about the facts
So, I hope that you'll be willing to listen
Here we go
Many years ago, I used to message my fans
Uh, but not in a creepy way like a lot of you are trying to suggest
It was more of a loser kind of way
Where I was just trying to be besties with everybody
It was kinda like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering, you know?
And there's a weird aunt there who keeps coming up to you and going like "Hey, girl, what's the tea?"
And you're like "Eh"
Um, that was me, but in group chats with my fans, it was weird
[Verse 1]
I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years
I've poured my heart out to you and because of that I feel
Like I'm talking to my friends, but, in the beginning of my career
I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there
There were times in the DMs when I would overshare
Details of my life, which was really weird of me
I haven't done that for years, you see
Because I changed my behavior, and I took accountability
But that's not very interesting, is it?
[Chorus]
So let's go on the toxic gossip train
The locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations
The toxic gossip train
Steamroll over someone's reputation
Toxic gossip train
Hop on board, but close your eyes, otherwise you'll realize
That the train is made of lies and that person you despise
Maybe didn't deserve to die
But hey, at least you're havin' fun
In all seriousness, I do think it's really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes
Um, y'know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes
And grow, and change their behavior, and be a better person
This is something that I've always tried to do when I make mistakes
And is something that I will continue to try t- what?
Oh, you don't care? Oh, okay
[Verse 2]
I thought you wanted me to take accountability
But that's not the point of your mob mentality, is it? No
Your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise
While you dramatize your lies and monetize their demise
Yeah, um, I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video
"She's gaslighting, manipulating!"
"Ugh, she's a narcissist and a rat!"
"I would never make a mistake like that."
[Verse 3]
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize
That all of you are perfect, so please, criticize me
Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past
And stab me repeatedly in my bony little back
I'm sure you're disappointed in my shitty little song
I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong
Well, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna take that route
Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout
[Verse 4]
"Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass
She did some things that I do not like, in her past
So everybody, gather 'round, 'cause we're about to attack"
But not based on facts, oh no
Your loaded lethal weapon is your fingers on the keys
You don't need any armor when you can hide behind a screen
So, shoot me down, quick, with a click, and bam
My reputation's deceased
Uh, I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda Sings
You know the one, yeah her
Uh, she's PG-13, it says that on my website
[Verse 5]
And it's always been that way
And that's why you won't find my videos on the RUclips Kids app
Anyway, um, I didn't realize it was my responsibility
To decide what was appropriate for every kid to see
I've always relied on parents to decide if they're comfortable
With their families watching my RUclips videos or coming to my live shows
Now, have I made some jokes in poor taste? Yes
Have I made lots of dumb mistakes? Yes
Am I sad that there's some fans that feel betrayed? Yes
But was my intention to manipulate? No
It doesn't really matter what my intention was
'Cause it seems as though everyone's already decided on that
Let me tell you, it's not very fun to have millions of people all over the world
Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life-ruining words
That a person can be called, in my opinion
Um, it doesn't matter that these things aren't true
Uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abuses children
So, I just wanted to say that, um
The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats
I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser
[Verse 6]
Who didn't understand I shouldn't respond to fans
And I'm not a predator even though a lot of you think so
Because 5 years ago, I made a fart joke
So, even though I know this video won't change anyone's mind about me
I still felt it was important to come on here and defend myself a little
And take accountability
And I also wanted to say that
To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity
I really, really appreciate you, thank you
For what it's worth, I never had any bad intentions
But I do feel like shit
[Chorus]
The toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
Toxic gossip train
You got a one way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
You tied me to the tracks and harassed me for my past
Rumors look like facts when you don't mind the gaps
I won't survive in the crash, but hey
Hope you had some fun
Actually, y'know, I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something, um
Seems like, maybe you're confused about something? I don't know
Let me try to help, um
[Outro]
Sometimes people make a mistake and it doesn't make them a horrible person, whoa
Sometimes people can make a mistake and they're still a good person
Crazy, I know
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don't have to take that mistake, oh no
And twist it up, and grind it, and add some lies to it, and pulverize it
And stab it with knives, and ruin a life, and, oh no
Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn't mean you gotta send them hate, oh no
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you can kindly let them know, and help them to grow
Sometimes people make mistakes, simply because they made a mistake?
And that mistake doesn't make them a terrible human
It just makes them a human
But what do I know?
Fuck me, right?
Wow ty!
Collen has prob already fucked herself
oh my god why is there so MUCH 😭😭
Jesus man! My respect to you! You listened to this closely enough to get all this?
this MIGHT be the song of the summer y'all.
i can't find it on spotfiy im suing just like those victims 😻🤗💗
WE'RE GETTING OFF THE TRACKS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
its giving "heh... i guess i deserve it... but at least youre having fun... heh... :)"
Imagine a Eurobeat version
So many ideas I'll probably be working all month lol
WE CHUGGIN DOWN AND OUT OF THE TRACKS OF MISINFORMATION WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🚨🚨💪💪🗣🗣
The duck apologizing to the man who runs the lemonade stand
I had to hold in the biggest cackle😭
You cannot accuse me of doing things to you! You are not perfect!
I'm trying to take responsibility! But you just want to be toxic!
I'm a good person! You're just trying to destroy me!
Yeah... I can see why her team advised against saying all that.
shes in her nightcore sped up super trending 2023 gossip train era 😍😍😍😍
Just be thankful that she took 10 minutes less out of her day grooming minors singing and writing this ❤
I had a dream she had a twin she blamed and idk why but that makes this funnier😭
@@cowh0m0NO WAY PAHAHHAAHAHAH
@@cowh0m0 lmaooo 😂
no hate but why?😭
Bc watching the original might give her money and she sucks and this was a funny way to repost
@@cowh0m0 fair reasoning
"Because that's what heroes do"
Don’t give her money
colleen is a queen
We making it out of Rockefeller Street with this one 🔥🔥
best comment
1273 ROCKEFELLER STREET
An angel with a shotgun
The last that I ever saw her, she was carried away, by a moonlight shadow
A real pika girl in a real poké world
What😭
@@cowh0m0I think they're quoting all the popular nightcore songs cause I remember some of these from middle school days 😭
Can you make a slowed and reverbed version? I'd love to go to sleep with this magestic song, the lyrics never fail to make me cry and touched inappropriately by Coleen noona. I'll never recover from the way she poured her heart and soul and her bony little back to this song especially that ending fairy when she said f me right? Ughh her mastermind, truly the most woman in history, can't wait to get my ticket for her tour and witness the fart joke in person, much loves❤
@NanamiKentos-Baguette I made one but it sucks, there's a better one, both are in the description
COLLEEN NOONA?
LMAO NOT COLLEEN NOONA
WAIT WAIT WAIT......
JEOGIYO NOONA HOKSHI NAMJACHINGU ISSEYO?
This will be in my mind for many months or even weeks-
I've watched the video atleast 40 times making edits and none of them are done yet💀
I woke up this morning and it was stuck in my head. I fr watch people react to it and the memey videos of it too much and it shows-
Omg hi crybaby😭✌️
“You don’t need any armor when u can hide behind the screen”
-Colleen Bashiter
song needs to be released to the streets 🍼
11 months later and still goes hard
It was stuck in my head at 3 am last night😭
This is how much of a joke her apology was
She no right making this song so catchy 😭
YOU DID NOT 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Biggest benefit here is this makes the whole thing go by quicker
hypest study music man
6 months later it’s still a bop, just like the sound she made when she got dropped on the head as a baby
Oop
so aesthetic 🥺🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨
ITS SO GOOD IT SHOULD BE PLAYED AT JAIL
lyrics 💋
(Sung)
Hey
It’s been awhile since you saw my face
I haven’t been doing so great
So I took a little break
A lot of people are saying some things about me that
Aren’t quite true
Doesn’t matter if it’s true, though
Just as long as it’s entertaining
To you
(Spoken)
Right?
Are you guys having fun?
(Sung)
All aboard!
The toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of misinformation
The toxic gossip train
You gotta one way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past
These rumors look like facts
If you don’t mind the gaps
I won’t survive in the crash, but hey
At least you’re having fun
(Spoken)
Uh, hi, everyone
I’ve been wanting to come online and talk to you about a few things
Um, even though my team strongly advised me to not say what I wanna say
I recently realized that they never said that I couldn’t sing what I wanted to say
So
Here I am
And.. today I only wanna talk about the facts
So
I Hope that you’ll be willing to listen.
Many years ago
I used to message my fans
Uh, but not in a creepy way, like a lot of you are trying to suggest
It was more of a loser kind of way
I was just trying to be besties with everybody
It was kind of like, uh, when you go to like a family gathering
You know, and there’s a weird aunt there
That keeps coming up to you
like “hey girl!! What’s the tea?!”
And you’re like… errrrm
Uh, that was me
But in group chats with my fans
It was weird.
(Sung)
I’ve been sharing my life online for over fifteen years
Poured my heart out to you
And because of that I feel like I’m talking to my friends
But at the beginning of my career
I didn’t really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there
There were times in the DMs when I would overshare
Details of my life, which was really weird to me
I haven’t done that for years, you see
Because I changed my behavior
And I took accountability
(Spoken)
But that’s not very interesting, is it?
So let’s go on-
(Sung)
- the toxic gossip train
The locomotives fueled with hateful accusations
The toxic gossip train
Steam all over someone’s reputation
Toxic gossip train
Hop on Board, but close your eyes
Otherwise you’ll realize
That the train is made of lies
And that person you despise
Didn’t deserve to die, but hey
At least you’re having fun
(Spoken)
In all seriousness, I do think it’s really important to hold people accountable for their mistakes
Um, you know, we should hope that everyone can learn from their mistakes
And grow and change their behavior and be a better person
This is something ive always tried to do when I make mistakes
It’s something I will continue to try and do-
What?
Oh, you don’t care?
(Sung)
Thought you wanted me to take accountability
But that’s not the point of your mob mentality, is it?
No, your goal is to ruin the life of the person you despise
While you dramatize your lies
And traumatize their demise
(Spoken)
.. yeah
I feel like I can already hear the comments on this video
“She’s gaslighting! Manipulating!”
“Oh, she’s a narcissist! A rat!”
“I would never make a mistake like that!”
(Sung)
Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize
That all of you are perfect
So please, criticize
me
Bring out the daggers made from your perfect past
And stab me repeatedly
In my bony little back
I’m sure you’re disappointed in my shitty little song
I know that you wanted me to say that I was 100% in the wrong
Well, I’m sorry
I’m not gonna take that route
Of admitting to lies and rumors that you made up for clout
Hey everybody, I found someone new to harass
She did some things that I do not like in her past
So everybody, gather round, cause we’re about to attack
But not based on facts, oh no
You’re lethal weapon, it’s your fingers on the keys
Cause you don’t need any armor when you can hide behind a screen
To shoot me down quick
With a click
And BAM!
The reputations deceased
(Spoken)
I also wanted to take a minute to talk about that girl, Miranda sings
You know the one, Yeah her
She’s PG-13
It says that on my website and it’s always been that way
And that’s why you won’t find my videos on the RUclips kids app, anyway
Um, I didn’t realize it was my responsibility
To decide what is appropriate for every kid to see
I’ve always relied on parents to decide if they’re comfortable
With their families watching my RUclips videos or coming to my live shows
Now
(Sung)
Have I made some jokes of poor taste?
Yes
Have I made lots of dumb mistakes?
Yes
Am I sad that there are fans who feel betrayed?
Yes
But was it my intention to manipulate?
No
(Spoken)
It doesn’t really matter what my intention was
Because it seems as everyone has already decided on that
Let me tell you, it’s not very fun
To have millions of people
All over the world
Call you the most vile, horrendous, disgusting, life ruining words
That a person can be called, in my opinion
Um, it doesn’t matter if these things aren’t true, uh, everyone just believes that you are the type of person who manipulates and abused children
So, I just wanted to say that, um
(Sung)
The only thing that I’ve ever groomed is my two Persian cats
I’m not a groomer
Just a loser
Who didn’t understand that I shouldn’t respond to fans
And I’m not a predator, even though a lot of you think so
Because five years ago I made a fart joke
So, even though I know this video won’t change anyone’s mind about me
I still felt it was important to come on here
And defend myself a little
And take accountability
(Spoken)
And, I also wanted to say that
To anyone out there who has ever supported me in any capacity
I really, really appreciate you
Thank you
For what it’s worth
I never had any bad intentions
But I do feel like shit
(Sung)
The toxic gossip train
Chugging down the tracks of
Misinformation
Toxic gossip train
Got a one way ticket to manipulation station
Toxic gossip train
You tied me to the tracks
And harassed me for my past
Rumors look like facts
When you don’t mind the gaps
I won’t survive in the crash, but hey
I hope you had some fun
(Spoken)
Actually
You know
I feel like maybe I should let you guys know something
Um, it seems like
Maybe you’re confused about something
I don’t know
Let me try to help, um
(Sung)
Sometimes people make a mistake
And it doesn’t make them a horrible person
Whoa
Sometimes people can make a mistake and they’re still a good person
Crazy, I know
Sometimes people can make a mistake and you don’t have to take that mistake
Oh no
And twist it up
and grind it
and add some lies to it
And polarize it
And stab it with knives
And ruin a life
And… oh no
Sometimes people can make a mistake, it doesn’t mean you gotta send them hate
Oh no
Sometimes people can make a mistake, and you can kindly let them know and help them grow
Sometimes people make mistakes
Simply because
They made a mistake
And that mistake doesn’t make them a terrible human
It just makes them a human
(Spoken)
But what do I know?
Fuck me, right?
@puddles200756 if you could church camp songs then yeah
SHES ON THE ROAD TO SUCCESS WITH THIS ONE, PULL OVER 🗣 🔥
and when i make this my ringtone...
That would so be me if I already didn't have Bongo Cat as my ringtone.
THIS GOES HARD WHEN ITS UNRELEASED‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
WE BEING BOTH GROOMERS AND LOSERS WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀
4:57 this part is stuck in my head 24/7
"at least you're havin fun" yea we are lmfao
She's hysterical lol
If this is the sped up version then how long is this damn song
10 minutes and 20 seconds exactly.
@@ScenemoNolRAHHHH i aint hearing allat
@@PepsiChips87 LMAOO
Colleen Ballinger - Toxic Gossip Train (10 min version)
the way she was acting like she was doing improv as if it isn’t completely obvious she’s looking down at a script every 10 seconds
and he waddled away
this goes so hard… praying we get a slowed ver for us emos 💕
As an emo I already posted that + some other fun versions lol
@@cowh0m0 HUZZAH !!!
@catsdontgomeow btw if cats dont go meow then what do cats say😭
@@cowh0m0 its a secrey shhhhh
this shit goes so fauckign hard
WE MAKIN IT TO THE EAR DOCTOR WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥‼️
why does she stare at the camera like that
Cus she's a psycho
i can’t , because i lose braincells every time i listen to her singing her “apology”😭
Apology? What apology?
How come nobody's talking about the filters she's using to look younger and thinner than she really is
I didn't notice😭
wait fr? 😭
@@mintmangos I was thinking the same thinh.
bro someone needs to vocode clown music over her video that would be so funny
I may try this
Infinite possibilities and this is what humanity is doing with their potential
Naurr I'm gonna have deep thought again
the funniest part about this whole situation is that most people didnt know about this shit so her making this stupid song just made people hate her more and i am LIVING for it
this song would actually be pretty dope if it wasn't manipulative
It’s so DAMN catchy and I HATE it I caught myself humming it earlier and I HATE THAT AGH
@@spoof2803she's manipulating us to forgive her by her catchy song.
I appreciate you telling people not to give her views, she doesn’t deserve the money.
this hits hard
This absolute train wreck of an apology video is haunting my nightmares
I dont know why but this song's stuck in my head
Why!!!!
this is actually so fucking funny its crazy
Thank you, I can finally wath this trainwreck without her profiting off it
"I'm not a groomer I'm just a loser" best part of the song istg 🤭😁😌
Should’ve listened to her team
why is this lowkey a bop tho
Since the first time I’ve seen the video, this song has been stuck in my head constantly
Never let it out💟
Blud really treated like this like she was a Disney protagonist 💀
Yeah this is a new meme sound affect
why is her singing and ukulele playing actually good???? god sent talent to the wrong one
I mean she sang as Miranda and I think she was in that waitress musical😭
@@cowh0m0 bro…
WE MAKING IT OUT THE SOCIAL CONSCIOUSNESS WITH THIS ONE BOIS 🤡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤡
best version so far
Anything to make her ridiculous song shorter, I'm in full support of
DID COLLEEN JUST WRITE THE SONG OF THE SUMMER!!?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯
Sometimes people make a mistake but it doesn’t make them a horrible person woaahhhh 🕺💃
Why does this sound like a bop
TOXIC GOSSIP TRAINNN (aka toxic grooming train) ❗️❗️❗️
This hits. I love this song
My favorite disney character fr! Tho i would like it better if they gave her a better character devolopment instead of a song. But its kind of a habit of disney, right? :)
I hate that this is genuinely so good😭
This is so freaking funny bro 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
the penelope scott affect
is this what toxic gossip train core is
No, this is toxic gossip train but I probably have adhd so I had to speed it up, toxic gossiptraincore is some facebook mom whose weird and "quirky"
@@cowh0m0 makes sense
WE WAITING FOR THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN AT MISINFORMATION STATION WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥💯
Dropped everything to watch this as soon as RUclips recommended it to me. I was having a sh*tty day and this made it better.