Bold of you to assume she spent any time on this at all... Meandering lyrics, random freestyle verbal vomit, wavering tempos, staring off into space every time she lies... Then the impromptu "encore" because all of that diarrhea didn't reach the ten-minute mark so she could fully monetize her demise... I don't think she thought much about it, or rehearsed it at all.
@@Wil_does_stuff Her video has over 100.000 likes and at least some of them must be unironical. It's scary to think that some underage fans still thought: "Yeah, she really showed 'em with that Ukulele of hers!"
i really underestimate the extent of how bad she was because i've never actually looked into this whole situation... but the more i learn the more disgusted i am and the more horrifying this "apology" video is
@@awetistic5295 I can relate to this, but also with like every youtube apology. Or at least the activity surrounding them. These comically bad apologies act as really good signal boosters for what they did in the first place. XD
Said this in another thread, but this is just me with all the super noteworthy cringe apologies. XD I'm like "I didn't even know you did anything, but now I got a 2 for 1..."
I used to be a huge fan of hers and her content. I thought she was a wonderful person and a wonderful content creator. It's honestly terrifying, finding out a monster was lurking under that comical and lively mask all this time. If she had never made that 'apology', I and probably thousands of other fans would have never found out what she had done.
there's absolutely no way she would've made her video 10 minutes if she didn't want ad revenue. she's literally dramatizing and monetizing her own demise 💀💀
At least she would actually take accountability in that case lol. An admission of guilt would be better than what she actually said, although not as good as an apology.
Same! I didn't even know her, I had only seen her face in a very unappealing thumbnail for Haters back off on Netflix. But her apology was so absurd that I just had to dig deeper and deeper and deeper...
@@awetistic5295fr i completely forgot that miranda sings existed and i didnt even know who was behind it in the first place. if she had just stayed quiet like her legal team said i wouldve never even known that she existed, or that she groomed kids
Yea I wouldn’t have even known any of this if she didn’t make this I saw her Netflix some years back as Miranda Sings and found she a channel watched a few videos and bit before this “apology video” I saw her Miranda sings channel when I was checking someone else channel since they had subscription on her
Yeah, as if WE are the ones that are wrong, as if WE did those things! All of this came out because of her actions but doesn't want to take the consequences, that's all. I'm surprised she didn't address her having her dog put down as gossip too when she was the one who told us, the whole 🌎!
A mistake is when you don’t know what you’re doing is wrong, like in your maths homework. She knew what she was doing and why it was bad. I hope she gets put in an ankle bracelet
I like that part of the song where she asked those rhetorical questions and she answers yes except for that last question “was my intention to manipulate?”
Yeah that part of her making seem so small and frail makes me cringe. As if she is the victim and her ex fans exposing her is " pure gossip" and WE the public, if we believe them and not HER, are the ones that are wrong. Get help Colleen.
Idk if her team actually told her to keep her mouth shut because the whole “they didn’t tell me I couldn’t sing” is so…out of a movie. But like if it’s true Imagining their reaction is hilarious
@@dylanrimmer4987hard to know if she was throwing an actual funny reference in there or her being egotistical and thinking she just made the most original funniest joke of all time. knowing her ego, it’s probably the latter
I saw someone comment on another video that since Colleen is saying "All aboard!" that it would make sense if she were the train conductor. Makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
I love how she misinterpret what her legal team says about not saying anything and made a loop hole to somehow make it like the cliches in movies. But then again she is dumb enough to think it was a great idea to make an apology for serious allegation through …. This.
1:24 looking back colleens entire video was crazy but i legit gasped at the whole ass bodycheck when i first watched it like WHAT 😭😭 i didn’t see many people talking about it at least someone noticed it too lol
It’s actually disgusting how people would defend her. If this was a normal person, nobody would’ve kinda defended her but celebs get coddled too much like yk what I’m saying
The fact that the original video is like 10 mins and this is 2 mins says a lot 💀
these two minutes percentage wise are more truthful than the original video despite being shorter
she wanted to get that ad rev in lmaaoaoaao
She only made it 10 mins long because she could monetize it lmfao
She only made it 10mins so she could get adsense money
@@adris.sleepingwithsirensYEP
“ I’m a groomer! And I’m a loser! “
Right?! That's my favorite part 😂
Speaking facts honestly
as a loser, we still dont claim her
YES, THAT WAS WHAT I THOUGHT
Best part this song fire
“The only thing I ever groomed is my Fans” HAD ME CRYING
I like that it implies she doesn't clean herself or her cats, and was lying when she said it.
1:47 👍
Noah
@@CyberxV4mps Noah carried every season he was in
noahhh
This is absolutely the best video about that non-apology I’ve seen so far 💀
Wow, thank you so much!
i really liked this one and adams ukulele response
@@awetistic5295people kept saying “this is creative”
Her apology is hilarious, because I would literally never even know she existed, nor her crimes, if she kept her mouth shut.
Same
It isnt even an apology, just denying without any evidence or allibi
@@gcomg3471 Omg like frrrr she needs to shut up and take accountability for her goddamn actions
Me neither
@@MackenziesartIkr she says "taking accountability" and never takes it
"Im a groomer and a loser" GOT ME SO HARD LMFAOOO 😭
GOT YOU SO WHAT!?!?!?!??!?!?
@@wamalam naurrr i wanted to make this joke myself BUT I WROTE THE COMMENT SO I DIDNT WANNA BASH MYSELF I HATE UUUU
HELLPPPP
@@wamalamLMAO
@@bae5872*BALLS*
its the fact that colleen took the time to think about this idea, write a song, record it, do numerous takes of it, and upload it
Bold of you to assume she spent any time on this at all...
Meandering lyrics, random freestyle verbal vomit, wavering tempos, staring off into space every time she lies... Then the impromptu "encore" because all of that diarrhea didn't reach the ten-minute mark so she could fully monetize her demise... I don't think she thought much about it, or rehearsed it at all.
@@dashcamandy2242Diarrhea 😂
fun fact: the apology currently has 1.9 million dislikes
@@plasmapea9822 I thought it was removed in 2021
@@Im_Here2There’s extensions to see them still
This deserves more views in case someone ever considered believing her bs
dude i just check the original video and PEOPLE ARE ON HER SIDE 😭
@@Wil_does_stuff Her video has over 100.000 likes and at least some of them must be unironical. It's scary to think that some underage fans still thought: "Yeah, she really showed 'em with that Ukulele of hers!"
@@Wil_does_stuffher fanbase is mainly kids that are obsessed with Miranda sings or mothers who relate with her (Colleen's) pregnancy
@@awetistic5295 luckily though the video has 1.5 million dislikes
@@barbon6224 You can see dislikes???
i really underestimate the extent of how bad she was because i've never actually looked into this whole situation... but the more i learn the more disgusted i am and the more horrifying this "apology" video is
Honestly, I didn't even know her before the apology video. Then I fell down this rabbit hole and it just keeps on getting worse.
@@awetistic5295 i knew *of* her as a kid but i never actually watched..... kinda glad i didnt 😭
@@awetistic5295 I can relate to this, but also with like every youtube apology. Or at least the activity surrounding them. These comically bad apologies act as really good signal boosters for what they did in the first place. XD
@@ShadyMilksRUclips ME TOO!!
same
i hate her and her "apology" and all but goddamn that song is catchy, i've been singing it for the past few days and i cannot get it out of my head 😭
Bro same. I feel absolutely disgusting for finding it catchy because of who sings it but it's kinda a bop.
that’s like disney movies where the villain songs are always the best
SAME
I memorised the whole song for some reason
@@Mary_OTT girl 😭
It's honestly the fact that many people including myself had no idea who she was until she made this dumpster fire and got people talking about her.
Said this in another thread, but this is just me with all the super noteworthy cringe apologies. XD I'm like "I didn't even know you did anything, but now I got a 2 for 1..."
@@truezephyr4431🤣 for real tho!!!
yup. was thinking this as well
She was extremely popular in the peak of RUclips which was like a whole decade ago.
I used to be a huge fan of hers and her content. I thought she was a wonderful person and a wonderful content creator. It's honestly terrifying, finding out a monster was lurking under that comical and lively mask all this time. If she had never made that 'apology', I and probably thousands of other fans would have never found out what she had done.
0:55 You could have done "but not just in a loser kind of way, but also in a creepy way" haha
That would have been even more true.
there's absolutely no way she would've made her video 10 minutes if she didn't want ad revenue. she's literally dramatizing and monetizing her own demise 💀💀
This is the fastest I’ve seen the internet unanimously clown on someone this hard. And she absolutely deserves all of it.
“HEY GIRL WHATS THE TEA”
“Are you a Virgin?”
At the same time had me DEAD
No, the picture after that for the "Eh" ☠️
I love how much the video shortens when she's telling the truth 💀💀💀
The “monetize, monetize” before she turned the camera off 😂
*whispers* “monetize…” “monetize…”
*makes it twenty minutes with 3 ads per second and copyright claims everyone who used her song in their videos
"F*ck me, right?"
If this was the actual video she made, I'd be impressed AND mortified.
At least she would actually take accountability in that case lol. An admission of guilt would be better than what she actually said, although not as good as an apology.
the irony of this apology is that i had no clue she did anything wrong until she made it
Same! I didn't even know her, I had only seen her face in a very unappealing thumbnail for Haters back off on Netflix. But her apology was so absurd that I just had to dig deeper and deeper and deeper...
@@awetistic5295fr i completely forgot that miranda sings existed and i didnt even know who was behind it in the first place. if she had just stayed quiet like her legal team said i wouldve never even known that she existed, or that she groomed kids
Yea I wouldn’t have even known any of this if she didn’t make this I saw her Netflix some years back as Miranda Sings and found she a channel watched a few videos and bit before this “apology video” I saw her Miranda sings channel when I was checking someone else channel since they had subscription on her
The only thing I knew her from was etn
I didn’t even care for it until I saw a channel I knew talking about it
And I’m like: …wtf? Who the hell is this?
"I'm a loser" was 100% FACTS, you go girl!
Yeah go girl! Right to jail!
yeah go ‚ go to hell
THIS IS THE FIRST VIDEO I’VE SEEN THAT ACTUALLY HAD THE PROOF SHE SO DESPERATELY DENIED 😭😭😭😭👏👏👏
0:47 iMMmMm SurEee yOUrRrr aLll dIsaaaPointedDdd iN mY sHiTttY Littleleeeee SoNgggG
I love how you cut out 'I haven't been doing so good'
INSERT BODYCHECKING MOMENT AHAHAHA
I don’t know why, but that’s the bit that almost annoys me the most. “I’m a victim and also I’m skinnyyyyyy” 🥰
This is fantastic
I feel bad for the kids who she screwed over and her team for having to deal with her
As someone who plays the ukulele, this song has made my life 10x worse when I bring my uke places because everyone tells me to play this 😭
"sometimes people make a mistakes and that still makes them a horrible person." 😂😂
0:55 “I used to message my fans… in a creepy way”
0:31 "tie me to the tracks and harass my ass" 😭😭
It's EX
@@LeonDeComarmond it sounded like ass goofy
@@LeonDeComarmondits a joke lol
@@sunsetbeanies12 I don't remember ever typing this
THE WAY PEOPLE WOULDNT HATE HER AS MUCH IF SHE JUST STAYED QUIET IS THE FUNNIEST THING
why she looking at us like we did the grooming, manipulating and ask kids horrible things
We manipulated kids to stab her in the back. 😥
@@awetistic5295 damn we fr deserve to be on the 🎶 toxic gossip train 🎶
@@awetistic5295in her 🎶🎶bOnY lItTlE bAcK🎶🎶
Yeah, as if WE are the ones that are wrong, as if WE did those things! All of this came out because of her actions but doesn't want to take the consequences, that's all. I'm surprised she didn't address her having her dog put down as gossip too when she was the one who told us, the whole 🌎!
The fact that this is a 10000 times better than the original is
YES
😂
A mistake is when you don’t know what you’re doing is wrong, like in your maths homework. She knew what she was doing and why it was bad.
I hope she gets put in an ankle bracelet
I like that part of the song where she asked those rhetorical questions and she answers yes except for that last question “was my intention to manipulate?”
0:36 giving the victorious episode where cat gets surgery and she couldn’t talk so she says “HE DIDNT SAAAAY I COULDNT SIIIIIIINNNNGGGG”
2023 was one hell of a year💀
i love how she self deprecates herself during the video so that she seems like the victim
Yeah that part of her making seem so small and frail makes me cringe. As if she is the victim and her ex fans exposing her is " pure gossip" and WE the public, if we believe them and not HER, are the ones that are wrong. Get help Colleen.
@@cristinava9832”Guys, these people are so mean 😢. They are bullying me.😢 don’t ask why they are. Just focus on me crying.”
1:54 this is what Ranpapi did 😭, genuenly edit it like this and left 3 seconds of instrumental
This was so good
“I’m a groomer and a loser” 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
The fact that this is 2:37 minutes and the real one is 10
Oh shit
I like how she has a really deep voice at the end when she says F me right implying that thats exactly what happened and threw her pitch off
was it my intention to manipulate?
y e s
this legit is the shortest way to explain this entire shitty situation. thank u
The fact that some people believe that she didn’t groom anyone
fr, its ridiculous.
Help 1:19 im literally dying right now 😭
“chugging down the tracks of *my* misinformationnnnn!”
1:25 this part got me laughing off
WTF THIS WAS A YEAR AGO?!
some random guy synched a coaster to this song and every time colleen starts lying the thing starts looking like a death trap
I watched and died every time the coaster went berserk at traaa-aaaa-aaaaaiiiiin.
@@awetistic5295 yeah
Oh my goood, I don’t even wanna know the rest of the things she did after hearing about what happened with that “fart joke” situation 😢
1:52 personally, i believe that she knew what she was doing but great video
You're 100% right, I let one of her lies slip in. Damn it.
the fact it's much more shorter than the original video is killing me😭
Watched this while putting on a pad. 10/10 would do again
Everyone: Why are you grooming kids, you freak?
Colleen: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
"When there's an aunt and asks you "HEY GIRL ARE YOU A VIRGIN"" 😭
I love how she make victim of herself instead of actually apologise
I forgot this happened last year lol, its so weird
“The only thing I’ve ever groomed is my fans. I’m a groomer, and I’m a loser.” HITS HARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
not the "MONETIZE" hbadbckbaoa
Her apology came out on my birthday and it made me cry (which is a year ago today. it’s my bday >:3)
Happy Birthday to yoooouuu~ 🎉🎂🍰
THE FACT THAT IT WENT FROM TEN MINUTES TO TWO-
"I hope you had fun."
To be fair, we've been having a ton of fun ripping this thing to shreads.
“the only thing I’ve ever groomed is my fans..I’m a groomer..and I’m a looser” 😭😭💀
it still feels like a sarcastic pity party, her voice is so annoying
The description is everything, thx for letting me know
“was my intention to manipulate? YES”
holy shit this is the best version i’ve ever seen 😭😭😭😭😭
2:07 That demonic "Monitize" chanting tho 😭
How lawyers see the video:
this video better get more attention than the original
It's so ironic lol
SHE LOOKS LIKE MOMO OMG
Omg she actually does
Fr
I knew she looked like someone, but I couldn't place it...
i like how this vid is about a fifth the time of the other one yet this one is about her telling the truth
Voice that said monetize when she paused was too good
Honestly coleen should be grateful to you for fixing her "apology" video and making it an actual apology video
*”I liked sending people my dirty underwear”*
The funniest part about this whole thing is she watched this back to edit it, and still uploaded it, and has never taken it down.
Idk if her team actually told her to keep her mouth shut because the whole “they didn’t tell me I couldn’t sing” is so…out of a movie. But like if it’s true Imagining their reaction is hilarious
Its from victorious… like its almost word for word from an actual nickelodeon show
@@dylanrimmer4987hard to know if she was throwing an actual funny reference in there or her being egotistical and thinking she just made the most original funniest joke of all time. knowing her ego, it’s probably the latter
@@caitlynh-tn2lh wouodnt surprise me
To be honest, but it would not be her fault
I miss this meme so much. As soon someone brought up an ukulele you knew what were about to happen
Truly a marvel of modern art. Well done 👏
this is so funny, thank you for making this xD xD
2:05 BRO I’M DEAD SEEING THIS 😂
I saw someone comment on another video that since Colleen is saying "All aboard!" that it would make sense if she were the train conductor. Makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
Gotta love a Freudian train derailment.
“THEY NEVER SAID I COULDNT SINGGGGGG” - Ariana grande
"Tie me to the tracks and harass my ex" LMAO
This is a actual bop. Frfr.
Liars like her should be hold accountable and not get away from the horrible deeds she has done to innocent people.
Bro I didn't actually realise until this that she made it so she got monetised over 10 mins
1:02 now thats was uncalled for tho 💀
This is the PERFECT edit
the time difference is the best part of this video
Tell me why, 1 year later, everyone is telling her to be kind to herself on her vlogs ?? Like guys ??
I dont even know how some people actually accepted that apology
I love how she misinterpret what her legal team says about not saying anything and made a loop hole to somehow make it like the cliches in movies. But then again she is dumb enough to think it was a great idea to make an apology for serious allegation through …. This.
You should’ve made it so she just says “train” in the chorus
Train. Train. Tra-a-aaaiiiin!
1:24 looking back colleens entire video was crazy but i legit gasped at the whole ass bodycheck when i first watched it like WHAT 😭😭 i didn’t see many people talking about it at least someone noticed it too lol
The funny thing is that I didn't even know she existed before all that tomfoolery with this chugga chugga non-apology song
It’s actually disgusting how people would defend her. If this was a normal person, nobody would’ve kinda defended her but celebs get coddled too much like yk what I’m saying
Tracks of misinformation 0:28 here should be tracks of information