Toxic Gossip Train: The Ride (I Synced a Roller Coaster to Colleen Ballinger's "Apology")
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- This is the actual Toxic Gossip Train. It took me longer than I will admit, and I needed to split it between two files because it was too long and NoLimits kept crashing. But hey, at least I had some fun.
Fun Fact: the track is actually based on the choreography for the mental gymnastics needed to make an “apology” like this! ✨
Lmao
In the song admitting her team told her to keep quiet about the situation. I bet she just lost most of her team to preforming this musical chicanery.
and the mental effort it takes to listen to this whole thing
Bruh. 😂
Wow that’s such a cool fact and fits perfectly!
“Rumours look like facts if you don’t mind the gaps” she sure didn’t mind the age gaps
😂😂😂😂
...or the little girls' "gaps" she shows in her books.
Or poor Becky's "gap" she showed off to her audience. (aka "The Fart Joke")
Bish needs help. I can't help but wonder if there was some kiddie-diddling in her family (thanks to all her creepy Daddy and Uncle references), perhaps she experienced it as a child and so this behavior became "normalized" to her? By the way, I'm not making excuses! I'm searching for understanding as to why she would think half of the evil things (THAT WE KNOW ABOUT) she does are OK to do around children.
I'M DECEASED
@@dashcamandy2242she did WHAT
@@Pizzafan622 Which ones were you WHAT-ing at?
I expected this to by musically synced but I loved it even more when I realized it was emotionally synced as well
And thematically synced
I liked the little U-turn when we thought she was actually gonna take accountability right before the hill.
@@Little_Lepus same lol
I thought the opposite but I love that it’s musically synced too
Glad to see you here mr percussion hands, I mean Jeremy Fehon… I mean Hank
The coaster physically going "NUH UH" at 5:02 and 6:23 has got to be one of the best things about this ride.
Cranial traumatism
That would hurt
"You won't see me on the RUclips kids ap!" But your show comes upon NETFLIX KIDS .
@@ryanl.1085this whole coaster would hurt. It reminds me of the euthanasia coaster.
@@carolinesturgill1825wasn't that the one where the g forces would just make your brain explode
At the fake ending, I was thinking that colleen finally took us to manipulation station
Once you click on the video you’re already there lmfao
Do they have snacks there?
@@flextape467I hope they have animal crackers
@@flextape467yes, made of LiEs
@@foonnotsporkLE GASP- nooo the cake was a lieeee
the part where you think it’s over and then it just drops straight into hell as you realize “oh god she’s not done”
its so fun y
IT WAS SO FUNNY
_"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"_
WoAoOOooAaoOhHh
8:20
i love how the train shakes side to side when she says something that’s obviously wrong and it moves up and down when she says people think she’s a groomer
6:22
“The only thing i’ve ever groomed is my two persian cats”
*coaster violently shakes*
And the violent downhills every time she starts a "Toxic Gossip Train" segment
And the violent downhills every time she starts a "Toxic Gossip Train" segment
@@bromomento3142"Nuh uh"
@@zig_tv fym "nuh uh"
Basically she just sat here for 10 minutes to say "I'm here to apologize. Because I'm not apologizing"
Yes.
Sorry I’m not sorry 🤷♀️
@@meh6513 Oh you are NOT on this video that PFP
@@JG_Wentworth I have Matrix 1 antagonist and you have some shitty poorly drawn sonic doing crime? Hypocrite much
@@JG_Wentworthhuh whats wrong i dont get it?
I've never sat through her entire apology. I don't think I would've been able to digest it if it weren't for this beautiful interpretive coaster-
no same, this is the first time ive watch the whole thing and wow its b a d.
It actually makes me nauseous hearing her minimize and try to justify all of the trauma she’s inflicted on kinds
Same 😭😭😭😭 I didn’t expect that this would ever be how I get through the video…
Same. I got 6 mins through before I was done. The roller coaster really helped digest it lol
Me too 😂
“They didn’t say I couldn’t sing what I want to say”
*proceeds to talk multiple fucking times*
Mumble rap anthem
It’s giving “we don’t talk about Bruno” tbh
The queen of *yappin*
@@MischiefMakerMarcybut they sang
@@Bobbobbity-e5gno there talking ab how it said “don’t talk ab bruno” yet they talked an him
i love how in the parts where shes blatantly lying the rollercoaster looks more like a deathtrap 💀
Saw that too. Even this roller coaster know she’s entirely full of crap.
@@AnotherTruthou know something is really wrong when a goddamn roller coaster also believes that what you say is clearly lies and gambles with the rider’s lives.
@@AnotherTruth If shes th epassenger she must be making the whole track smell with the crap coming out of her mouth lol. Plus dam your username speaks the truth.
I believe it is there was some man who digitally invented a death roller coaster said it would be ideally for people who are terminally ill that they would pass away from this roller coaster by losing consciousness.
@@ItsMeKelsowasn’t that the one with tighter and tighter loops that would provide a constant upward force forcing your blood into your brain causing you to lose consciousness and die
2:04 The rollercoaster slightly shaking when she said, “ Ugh,” had me dying 😭
it’s such an underrated part bro 😭 so small yet so impactful
@@themosaicshow I know right?! 😭🤚 It made me laugh so much harder than I should have. I don’t know what it is, it just made me chuckle 😂
2:03
@@justananonymouspotato Thank you for correcting that 😭 I don’t know why I didn’t fix that
the rollercosster physically saying “nuh-uh” has got to be one of the funniest things i’ve seen in a while.
When
@@cesare_the_somnambulistSWAG it happens multiple times but the parts that really stood out to me was 5:00 and 6:23
@@voidenterprises also at 1:50 she twists the facts, and the rollercoaster
I say most notably 6:16
That was my favorite part lmao
The shakiness on “trAAaaaAAAaaaiin” really itches my brain
It made me feel dizzy for some reason 😭
@@Nina-pz7gei think it’s because watching a video of a roller coaster is already disorienting to your brain, but it wiggling makes you anticipate that sensory feeling and it not happening is disturbing in a way
best part fr
i keep rewatching it
the ly i’ve er is two sian
on thing ev groomed my per cats
i can never get over the "oh i didnt reallize all of you were perfect" line like no im not perfect but i dont groom children 😭
Colleen acting like it's an instinct to groom minors that everyone tries to repress-
fr 😭
It's pretty easy to not exploit free child labor. Or distribute porn to minors.
According to her criticising is completely irrevelevent because the only people who can criticise are perfect. Like bro no one is perfect but people know whats right and wrong.
Jokes on her I am actually perfect
The coaster really did a good job representing the mind shattering reaction we all had to the "two Persian cats" part.
6:22
Wait I just got that part 😭
The fact every time she actually started to get somewhere in her apology she’d just stop herself and backtrack because “we don’t care anyways” like what 💀
so true, i know literally none of the context but she starts apologising and then spends most of the video complaining about people doing something they… haven’t done??
“I think it’s important to take accountability” processes to not
@@lillymoon8296 yeah like she says she’ll take accountability, but then she starts saying that they’re all rumours, but then goes back to saying she made a mistake
She isn’t wrong tho, lots of people on the internet nowadays won’t take apologies, they’re unforgiving, so yea, why apologize if they won’t even accept it?
She could at least take accountability tho, even if most people don’t accept her apology somebody might, at least make them think you’re somewhat of a good person
@@Thighlicious I agree
I never thought that a roller coaster could be sassy and mocking, but you have proved me wrong and I like it.
The roller coaster became sentient just to diss her 🤣💀
the way it goes side to side im crying
How did you describe it so perfectly
This song gets better with every version I see.
+
I love how whenever Colleen sings “TraAaAaAAain” the coaster violently shakes and tries to dislodge the riders😂
Its genius haha
And ‘besties with everybody’ 😂
"BeEsTIeS"
BRO I LOVE IT ITS PERFECT
The only thing I ever groomed are my two Persian cats
Oh I just love that she doesn't go into ANY detail about the "fart joke"
If you don't know, basically what happened was that a fan (pretty sure a minor at the time) was up on stage, told to lay on her back, and Colleen spread her legs and made fart noises.
The fan said she was really uncomfortable and that men had stared at her while she was leaving, and not normal stares, the GROSS stares. And Colleen practically makes fun of it now sooo
its made even worse by the fact that (iirc at least) the underage fan was dressed skimpily bc colleen had a bit in her liveshows where miranda would call volunteers to the stage to criticize their outfits for being “porn” (as in, anything the *least* bit provocative) and the fan was hoping shed be picked for that bit. which in itself is suspect, but the fact that that fan got humiliated on stage with the “fart joke” while wearing that is just. despicable really. fuck colleen so much
@@asthejayflies yes, it's concerning enough that Colleen convinced girls to wear skimpy things to get criticized, but then also did what she did on that stage, so gross
"because 5 years ago I made a fart joke-... 😔"
Some fart joke that was
justice for becky!
1:38 The coaster going straight down the instant she tries to justify her actions is an unbelievably good visual metaphor
True
Who knew the roller coaster could be used as such an effective medium for storytelling?!
Ikr. It was such a genius way of representing her entire career metaphorically falling down the drain lol.
IKR
I know… she metaphorically jumped off a cliff
I can mentally imagine the coaster saying “ohhh great not this”
I like how the rollercoaster just turns into Satan’s greatest creation when she’s outright lying
😂😂😂
lmao yes, my fav was prob 0:00 - 10:16 for the lying part
Same lol 😂
@@cheescak same bro
@@cheescakSameeee
i cant imagine how difficult it was to make this coaster interesting and sync it to the *singular* ukelele riff 💀
fr somehow the roller coaster is interesting despite the song having like… 3 different chords
@@frey2260chords pls?
8:37 has to be the best part lmao, the way its just a straight drop when we thought it was over
lol yes I thought we were falling on the roller coaster!! 😂
the way this roller coaster would be illegal just like colleens behavior towards kids!
Lmao fr
Fr
Underrated asf 😂😂
At first I was like "how would this be illegal" than I saw the DROP at 1:44 and said "never mind"
@@ayoubaledrisy2507 I saw this comment at the exact same time as well
I’ve heard of interpretive dancing, but not interpretive coaster-ing. Well done. 😂
The next worst youtuber apology is just going to be a roller coster synced to is it to late to say sorry by justin bieber 🤣
@@Thatonegirlwompdon’t speak this into reality please 😭
I mean it isn’t exactly uncommon. Roller coasters in real life do have synchronized audio, although that music is usually original and made to match with the ride, not the other way around
Why does this remind me of that s/a tiktoker who made a ballet video as a public apology
not the sienna mae reference 😭😭
Her trying to say that sharing sex stories with children is just a mistake everyone makes and it’s part of being human really makes it for me
'oops i didnt know there should be boundaries about SHARING MY SEX STORIES WITH KIDS'
sorry what-
send her to therapy (and jail)
@@yvy.830 I agree and can we talk about how she hurt her friend 's life and ex husband life to. I hear gaslighting and lies .
@@yvy.830life in the psych ward
Cause the psych ward is worse than jail
It isn't?
"tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past" So you ADMIT IT?! Being pissed that that you groomed children and were a pedophile is NOT harassment! Also, you can't "take accountability" without mentioning the exact account of WHAT you did...
Why does toxic gossip train sound like an actually good name for a rollercoaster
A coster to address bullying
Not sure if somebody already said this, but I just really appreciate how many times they had to watch this "Apology" and still make a synced roller coaster without going insane.💀
THIS
I mean, no guarantee they weren’t already insane
Yeah they gave her quite a lot of money
@@wifeu6966a lot of people reuploaded the entire video with other types of overlays, for all we know they might've watched one of those to at least make it more bearable + not give her money
😊l😊q+q
The fact that it starts by just immediately going downhill is just hilarious to me. This is art.
i was waiting for somebody to say that lmao😂
Her career is going downhill
It's a clear metaphor
The track color also changed
I was going to say that lol 💀
Creativity on point , also rather watch 10 minutes of a parody rollercoaster rather than the colleen ballinger video
Unironically, this made me finish the whole video, this roller coaster is the best
@@vinhasenteredthechat2555 NO BCS SAME
@@vinhasenteredthechat2555Me too!!😭😭
@@vinhasenteredthechat2555SAME
@@vinhasenteredthechat2555fr
I literally screamed out “NOOOOOO” when we didn’t go into the station area
I'm giggling at how it shaked aggressively when she sings about absolute shit she said she didn't do 😭
Like when she said “in my bony little back” it AGGRESSIVELY shook back and forth
🎢: liar liar pants on fire
@@kraken_d4ddy or when she said "the only thing I groom is my two persian cats". Coaster probably was calling bullshit.
The toxic gossip roller coaster
chuggin down the rails of misinformation
@@wakkowarner5357THE TOXIC GOSSIP ROLLER COASTERRR
@@sleepwell_catnapYOU GOT A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE, EMERGENCY ROOM
@@n_popcat toxic gossip roller coaster, tie me to the rails and harass me for my past.
Well, I'd argue roller coaster carts are kind of a type of train(without an engine, roof and walls though).
the way that she never even took accountability is wild LMAO like she never even said sorry, she just looked at the legal action she was facing and was like "i should just write a song."
in the song she even said “i know you want me to say i was in the wrong but no i won’t” like girl..
And she must be rehearse that song many times so she can look good in camera and not a single word "Sorry" or "Apologize" coming from her mouth. She mostly focus on "ToXiC GoSSiP TrAIn" lyrics the most.
@@margarethmichelina5146 Right. To think that she probably redid the song multiple times and went "Wait this isnt convincing enough" or "Oops need to look more sad!" is gross!!!!
@@savbrekker"Thought you wanted me to take accountability" YEAH WE DO STOP DEMONIZING US
i watched a skit about her PR team reacting to her video and a conversation between them went like this:
"why did she talk about this? *we told her not to* "
"... we didn't tell her she couldn't sing"
"what?"
"we didn't tell her she couldn't sing"
"well did she take accountability?"
"she said the *word* accountability"
and i think about that on a daily basis
The fact that it’s about a year since the toxic gossip train was released on yt is so surreal
Seriously, when did time start to fly like this?
And it's only now that i've seen this, feels like a crime
Sameee u just found this it's amazing @@d1anacrystal127
no way
2020 was 10 years ago...
making mistakes doesn’t make someone a horrible person, but grooming children sure does. glad to clear that up ☺️☺️
Fr, like all of us make mistakes, but most of us don’t make that mistake. Not all mistakes are created equal. For instance, someone accidentally going too far in an argument is a far cry from sending inappropriate messages to minors. And also most people when doing the former would still, you know, take responsibility and try to fix it.
The way she didn’t even apologise all she did was sing 😭
@@y2klove581not even a proper apology she did
@@y2klove581it’s sienna mae but instead of dancing she sang bro
@@NoodleDoodle221as a grown as adult as well
What always makes me grin at how stupid she is is the fact that she claims during her “apology” that shes taking accountability yet denies any and every fact, and pushes it aside
fairly classic cluster b personality disorder, she should have gone to therapy instead of pick up a ukulele. there is no accountability for their actions. to quote Maya Angelou when people show you who they are believe them.
@@Gee-xb7rtyou can have a personality disorder and not be a lying, manipulative groomer tbh. There's a difference in being mentally ill and being a predator
@@fizzybizzy9213 I said exactly nothing that is in your rant your cluster b personality disorder is showing, find a therapist. thank you.
Fr "i take complete accountability, but everything you said was bull sh!t."
@@fizzybizzy9213there is no difference
We should force Colleen to ride this rollercoaster over and over again with her song playing on full volume.
I will back this petition up.
FR
I mean, if you want to make her experience suppor bad then don't forget to force feed her food that she wouldn't like, and if it were to be thrown up, it would/could burn her throat.
i feel like this coaster would break a neck
@@aloevera0.0 tbf it would be a good rollercoaster if you took out the mini death traps when she blatantly lies
I like how the rollercoaster goes up when she says something true or is on the right ‘track’ with her apology and down whenever she’s chatting shite, straight whenever her words are neutral, and literally side to side or crazy when she lies
The fact that this video and Acai’s guitar hero chart were the only things to make me listen to the entire apology is just 💀
Same lol
Subway surfers effect
@@nonymouswisp8176it’s just that the brown man and this coaster actually being something good to the table
@@mildly_miffed_man1414 I understand, I just wanted to make a stupid joke
No Fr
My favorite part is when she basically says “sorry you feel that way” and completely blames her audience before stating how she’s taking accountability.
My favorite part is when she says “for what it’s worth…” and then has a LOOOOONG pause where you’re expecting her to say she’s sorry but then she hits you with the “I never had any bad intentions… but I do feel like sh**”
yeah like she's talking about the truth being all lies when she is literally gaslighting everybody watching, and blowing off every horrible thing she did, calling the sexual act "a fart joke" when from what I know she sent sexual messages to multiple minors.
it’s very eugenia cooney
she doesn't even take accountability, that's the worst part
edit: besides the grooming and gaslighting
@@Homelesslemonthe fart joke she mentioned was her spreading a minor’s legs open whilst they were laying on the ground. She was making fart sounds as well. And because of that some creepy man was eyeing the minor and she was scared.
The end part where its about to let you off the rollercoaster but then it dives down into the tunnel has me deceased 8:19
I literally wheezed at that point!
666 likes because Colleen is the devil
She pushed a button to do that to the rollercoaster
THE DROP TRACK LMAOOOO IM SOBBING "what would make you think its over just to have even more... a drop track!" i love it
The straight drop when Colleen goes to do her fake turning her camera off after it already arrived at "the manipulation station" has me rolling
HELP? IT DIDNT MAKE SENSE TILL I SEEN IT
8:31 for those wondering, and that part is so funny 😭
"The only thing I've groomed is my two persian cats." ⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡⬅➡
The fact the coaster went downhill when she decided to tack on that last bit was gold. Real good metaphor for how she just kept digging herself a deeper and deeper hole the entire song.
the coaster itself was shaking it's head
Timestamp pls i cant watch Colleen try to sing her way outta trouble for the 59412024th time
@@11MissingPhoenix6:20
@@11MissingPhoenix 8:10
Right and how it pauses right before her saying that so you're just looking at the wavy tracks ahead like 'ah shit here we go again...'
She started taking “accountability” but only put it in there to say “oh you don’t care?” To make the world revolve around her again
Oh my god 😅
Nah saying “I’ve taken accountability” is No The Same As actually taking accountability
She’s just performing 😒
@@dysmissme7343FR i hate it when people throw around those buzz words "responsibility" and "acountability" around and just sit there like-
You are not taking accountability, youre just acknowledging 🙄☕️
3:25
because some people genuinely do not care lmao 💀
“And stab me repeatedly in my little bony back.”
*makes everyone throw up*
"tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past" is one of the hardest lines ever. tragic it came from THIS "apology"
I just know the chorus is gonna be stuck in my head for forever and I hate it
Hot take: the song is well written lyrically, just a shame it has to come from this context
@@PyroTheManiacfacts
@@PyroTheManiacand also the entire reason she made it a song too
@@gooberr_manthat’s called context..
I love how you can see as she slowly realizes more and more that this *may* be a bad idea but she's far too deep in
I mean she didn't HAVE to upload it so...
or edit it
@TheOnlyCelciAndDontYouForgetIt
She accidentally recorded this video and accidentally hit send. It was just a mistake, we're all human
Didn’t expect to see you here lmfao
@@madladamim only human, after all, im only human, after all, dont put the blame on me
*My English Teacher:* Alright, make sure your argument is clear. No fluff and straight to the point. We want to understand the message.
*The essay:*
“My team has told me not to say anything, but they didn’t say anything about singing it” is still my favorite part of this dumb apology. It’s like something you’d hear in a mid 2000s comedy.
6:24 Colleen: "the only thing I've ever groomed is my two persian cats"
The coaster: ⇦ ⇨ ⇦ ⇨ ⇦ ⇨
That's how our heads moved when she said that.
coaster is flabbergasted
nuh uh
That's it's way of saying 🧢
Even the Coaster sees the bullshit.
The Coaster is smarter than her.
(Not surprising, though)
im so sad that it doesn’t completely derail at the end
SAME
Colleen: thinking people might accept her "apology"
also colleen: *Gets turned into a rollar coaster*
I laughed harder at that then I should've
coaster moment
8:30 This part literally shows exactly what you would expect
I love how the rollercoaster tries to violently dislodge itself from the track every time Colleen goes “toxic gossip trAaAAaAain” and those other times like 6:23
It symbolizes the vibrato but yeah ur also right😊
It took me out
@@infrogswetrust420Wonky ahh vibrato
This entire video has me pissing myself laughing. I love the "BoNY lItTle bAcK" part 😂
Same 😂
fr
4:04 for people who are wondering
she makes being skinnier than most her entire personality💀
BoNy WiTtLe BaCk 🥺🥺
0:50 2:54 7:59 I love how the coaster is synchronized to Colleen's vocal gymnastics.
2:03
3:36
7:59
9:14
9:18
The coaster nodding yes when she was talking about the comments at 3:45 lol
Love how she’s goes back and forth from her saying it’s all false to her making a mistake, which is it colleen 🤦🏻
the exact definition of manipulation
Like “everyone’s lying I didn’t do this… but if I DID it wasn’t my fault it was a mistake!!!”
@@trinngrace "Manipulation Station"
I can’t wait until Colleen tries to take this to court and a judge has to sit there and listen to this video.
The rollercoaster actually makes the apology video less boring
E: How tf did my comment blow up in 1 day
LITERALLY
@@mylw4387 it makes it bearable
this is unwatchable wheres family guy and subway surfers
ADHD brain go BRRRRRRR
it's like those tiktoks made for ipad babies
I think whats really interesting is when shes about to take accountability, the track goes up and starts to straighten out.
But the MOMENT she goes "but that's not what you want" it just goes straight down like a visual of her digging a hole
I’d vomit on this rollercoaster ALMOST as much as I vomited watching the original video.
But at least the rollercoaster you would enjoy even a little bit and have fun
@@HivelordTempura true
@@HivelordTempuranah that high all enjoyment is gone
@@HivelordTempura Yeah this is actually the first time i watched it because when she said "ʜɪ" and pulled out a ukulele i was like 😀😨🫣
blushed so hard from second hand embarrassment i couldn't watch it. how is she serious lmfao
this rollercoaster would definitely make you nauseous, which matches the feeling I got the first time I watched toxic gossip train so... good job!
Imagine riding this in real life, I already know in vr this would make me sick
I’d love to go on this irl idk it looks fun
@@pokthepossumsame but for 10 minutes 😭😭
It already made me feel severely nauseous in under a minute just from watching it on my phone lmao. I hate that I have such intense motion sickness
@@pokthepossumfrrrrr
love how it slows down and goes up when she starts being genuine then immediately drops when she goes back to claiming she’s the victim
Love the way it goes straight downhill as she tries “explaining” herself
EVERY TIME I THINK SHE'S DONE, SHE CONTINUES
FR THO
How else was she supposed to get to 10 minutes?
@@BritishRepublicsnYep. All about that monotization, baby 😏
She just keeps going😭 I'm like girl end it now please you could spare urself a little but NOPE
6:23 I like how even the train is shaking it’s head as if to say “Nuh uh, ain’t true”
That was so fucking hilarious.
The only reason she decides to continue on the song is because she knew that once she reached the 10 minute mark she’d be monetized.
it's also why she keeps pausing and slowing down. i mean she's also doing it to be manipulative obviously but outside of that lol
Love ur pfp 🥲
During a writer strike, no less.
You only need 8 minutes to get mid roll ads
She's also taking down videos that include her song 😭
It feels like the only way I could watch the apology. Kind of like when there’s a Subway Surfers video at the bottom of the screen
I love how this video shows how downhill her apology went, the tunnel really shows how she left us in the dark with her explanations.
*Silent Hill Analysis moment*
The toxic gossip train went into a long unlit tunnel
I like the part at 6:23 where she said “the only thing I’ve ever groomed is my two cats” and the train shakes rapidly. Because that how we all felt on the inside when she said that. I never knew a rollercoaster could show what it was like to cringe
“Nuh uh” the roallercoaster said as it cringed over Colleen’s apology. It clearly knew that was wrong.
Am I the only one who got a headache from that? 🤣
YES OMG
This roller coaster is a smug, condescending, over-confident gaslighter. You captured it superbly!
i love that it literally starts with "It's all downhill from here."
I haven’t seen anyone mention it yet but the part where it shakes so furiously when she mentions her cats is SO FUNNY
Timestamp please this shit is like 10 minutes long😭😭
@@sgujuhgftyyuyygo to 6:17!
I am so unbelievably sorry that you had to sit through this whole apology however many times over to make this video happen. We thank you for your service 💔💔
For real, they have to have it memorized forever at this point.
its ok the song slaps
@@et.h4nlike literally why is it so catchy??? 😭😭😭
I actually like the song a lot.. im not saying i agree with her but just that i like the song
@@merahsuc4750 You like the melody, but not the lyrics.
6:13 i can't believe i'm sitting here laughing hysterically bc of the expectation of a virtual roller coaster wiggling in sync with the words "the only thing i've ever groomed are my two persian cats
That's the Coaster saying
"Man shut yo bitch ass up-"
I have adhd and I don’t think I could’ve gotten through the original video. I watched this whole thing in one sitting, complete focus
That's not ADHD, that is tiktok induced autism
Sometimes when the rollercoaster shakes back and forth when she’s lying, I picture it as the rollercoaster itself trying to say “No, you’re a fucking liar.”
Coaster really went "nuh uh"
@@SpiffoGamingfr
It’s like the roller coaster can’t handle the bullshit and is trying to throw itself off the tracks bc it can’t beat to participate in this performance of her song any longer
I’ve watched this so many times, it’s incredible how a roller coaster has so much snark, the section starting at 6:51 where the track looks like it’s just pacing back and forth waiting for her to get on with it
140 likes and no replies? Lemmes change that
324 likes with 1 comment! Let me change that!
405 likes and just two responses?, Let me change that
gosh. people here aren’t talking about the point of the comment itself. Just replies 🙄🙄
Anyway, I do agree now that u made me realize 😂
I also notice the rollercoaster goes with her voice when she says trai-ai-ai-ain. Idk what it means but I notice it!
460 likes let me change that
I love how the train just goes downhill when she says, “Many years ago, I used to message my fans..”
6:38 the “fart joke” being emphasized really took me out 😂 this is such an amazing video
wasnt the "fart joke" the time she basically SA'd / harassed a minor (as she always does)
@@cheescak that was where she spread the child’s legs in front of the whole crowd at a live show yep!
@@nightwarrior6200not to mention, poor Becky was only dressed up like that specifically for the "virginity'' part of her show where she specifically chose minors and mocked/humiliated them for showing the slightest bit of skin! Just a fun little fart joke though, right?
@@Baldgo yeah wasn’t that bit literally encouraging/incentivizing minors to show more skin so they’d get picked? Isn’t that literally fucking grooming her whole audience?? Normalizing the sexualization of kids so they’ll have weaker/less boundaries? How did people not call her out sooner.
i'm autistic, I have an anxiety disorder, and I'm suffering from vertigo; i can barely handle roller coasters, but even the most hardcore roller coaster fans would scream in agony if they rode this with the apology song looming over them as they plunge into the depths of toxic gossip hell
"i'm autistic, i can barely handle roller coasters, but even the most hardcore roller coaster fans would scream in agony if they rode this with the apology song looming over them as they plunge into the depths of toxic gossip hell" - you, someone with a touch of tism
I mean. The shaky parts would literally cause whiplash
@NoThankUBeQuiet
You'd rather get actually whipped
I’m autistic too and I like watching roller coasters but I don’t like actually being on them lol
@@paloimtoo much tism will keel you
You probably had to rewatch many parts of the video to get the timing for the coaster right...
I feel sorry for your lost sanity but I'd say it was worth it.
Still, you have my condolences.
I feel seen, thank you
@@adrianne2368 thank you for your service
@@adrianne2368thank you for your brave service to every country in the world
Here on the one year anniversary of this absolute banger 🔥🔥🔥
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This video is the only thing that made Colleen Ballinger's "apology song" bearable for me
What about Ben Brainard/Dan Povenmire (technically barely did it)?
@@qwewq449 yeah me too. The guitar hero made it bearable to sit through.
The awfulness needs to be masked with humor
FunkyFrogBait went through it and did a pretty good breakdown explaining everything so people will understand all the context no matter how much they know about her
This is the first time I’m seeing her video. I’m actually glad it’s with this roller coaster😭
I love when she says something so stupid that the rollercoaster takes a steep dive, also the shaking on the "I'm not a groomer, just a loser" is perfection
fun fact: the coaster had to be built backward because of all the backtracking that Colleen did in this apology
no bro I hate how she’s strumming over the part with the frets and completely ignoring the hole that’s supposed to amplify it for a reason 😭😭😭🙏🏼
I love that the roller coaster ever has its own fake out. 😂
The real ending is also a masterpiece. I love how "what do I know? Fuck me, right?" Has the rollercoaster literally nowhere and going up a fucking tunnel. Its such a non-ending to such a non-statement.
This is the only way I will ever willingly sit through her entire apology
i'm gonna be honest chief, this isn't even a apology, just deflecting and excuses all around in this
"everyone makes mistakes" oh i'm sowwy for bad touchy childers 🥺👉👈
what do i know, i'm an outsider in this so fuck me i guess
Who wants this to be an actual rollercoaster with this music blaring the whole time 🙋♀️
Right?
@@CassidyGoldenBearOfJudgement if you like dying of g-forces then go for it
Me
@@notjebbutstillakerbal I do!
@@notjebbutstillakerbalhey if it frees me listening to this apology then hell yes
her going “ugh i would never make a mistake like that” mockingly is just
yeah girl most 30 year olds arent interacting with teenagers let alone sexually harassing them
when she actually gets to a decent apology moment she starts blaming us for it😭💀
She should have stopped before she started. But 7:45 would have been the best place to just stop.
I couldn’t even watch a minute of the apology before but somehow this rollercoaster made me hypnotized and I watched it all (ngl it was so enjoyable). that subway surfers x reddit stories effect fr
It’s more like how playing Tetris after a traumatic event helps prevent flashbacks and ptsd imo 😭
I love when the ride screeches to a halt whenever she tries to have a “mic drop” moment. It really does add to the feeling of being dumbfounded by her
dude this was crazy to watch while high, I still can't believe this was her actual response, that part where the coaster looked like it ended and then it fell after she checked the time was under 10 minutes was funny as hell.
Please don't get high it gets you open to demons. You're just wasting time, money, life etc anyway. Just pray
Ew
what were you thinking during that moment while you were high
@@vakancygirl what
I dont support her, but that was obviously planned. idk why people think she came up with a whole different second melody on the spot after seeing it was under 10 minutes. Its called theatrics lol