Years later, you stumble upon an old man in a tavern. His arms are artificial, made from living metal. His face betrays a great tragedy, his body language suggests great power. You ask his name. "Joe." The other guests at the tavern tremble with fear and respect.
Not knowing the reason for their fear, you decide to sit on the same table. Storys of people like the man named joe make you curious. "Is it just joe?" The name alone makes the guests tremble again
@@gio-gioarmani2268 The entire tavern looks at you in disbelief, but no one dares to utter a word. The silence is suddenly broken by a calm, yet powerfull voice "Farmer joe, actually"
@@pesto841 you then ask his tale has he tells you you fell his strength and power rushing over you, you choose to leave as four people walk in and their face turns white and pail bloodless they tremble with fear as Joe rises
@@omega6169 Almost as fast as the wind, the other guests run from the tavern. The barkeep locks himself into the backroom. But you just sit there on your own, unaware of what was about to happen. The door slams shut and the four people tremble with fear, as Farmer Joe slowly takes out an old wooden pitchfork
@Cbellostudios As you leave you hear sceams of terror... The story of Farmer Joe you told to many more generations... (THE FIRST PERSPECTIVE'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILD)You woke up in the middle of the night... Due to a stomp and clang. You see the outline of a man with gleaming arms...
Farmer Joe: *loses first arm* Tis but a scratch! *loses second arm* JUST A FLESH WOUND! *gets set on fire* AND NOW I'M ON F*CKING FIRE! COME AT ME YOU PANSIES! Vampire and Bob: *screaming while running* Couldn't help but imagine a sorta combination of hellsing abridged and monty python when farmer joe came around.
Funny thing is the Shinto God of War Hachiman started off as a farmer in his lore iirc. They totally have an opening to have the opportunity to have a Kratos-style rival. A man-turned-god seeking vengeance against those who wronged him that is too angry to stay dead X3!
“You’re lounging outside of the burning village watching as your teammates ravage the place. You begin to wonder where two of your teammates when; last you heard, they were going in to deal with some stupid farmer You see a building on flames where your missing teammates are barely crawling out of it, ready to make an early meeting with their malevolent god. But that’s not the worst of it… Suddenly, you see what you think is a person, engulfed in flames, both arms missing, running at you with the rage a barbarian could only hope to dream of. You have no idea whether to run, hide, scream, or try to kill it. In the end, you do all four.”
He died in battle, so he'd become an Einherjar. A valiant warrior awaiting Ragnarök in the halls of Asgard. Imagine the final battle between Generic Chaos God™ against the forces of good and at the front farmer Joe wielding Mjölnir riding a Pegasus
@@HiopX if he did come back from the dead, he would become a revenant. The most dangerous type of zombie of all!! They are undead that keep all memories and are driven by vengeance. They can't (and wont) stop until their vengeance has been satisfied.
It would’ve been interesting as hell if the farmer had actually succeeded in killing the vampire first. And then suddenly the DM decided the farmer leveled up. Obviously going barbarian because of the rage.
"Congrats! You just gave your enemy resistance to all physical damage. This might be an appropriate time to pick a God and pray." Edit: shame on all of you for not telling me I wrote yore, wtf autocorrect
I was once in a session looking through a haunted house. There was a heavy locked door. Everybody with a + in Strength tried breaking down this door but to no avail. We spent such time getting beaten by this door it leveled up
The fact that Farmer Joe kept coming even after they tore his arms off and set him on fire made me think he had to either been that furious at his family’s death that he ignored the pain completely, or he was secretly some kind of vessel of a karma god, or a secret descendant of a legendary hero. Like, damn. He’s probably going to come back in a later campaign where that OP and his friends are playing the evil party, and he’s probably going to be decked up in paladin armour, and have fourth wall breaking knowledge, literally that enraged over his family’s deaths that he continues to remember them, even when he shouldn’t.
i mean farmers are pretty fucked if you think about it, they do the same repetitive things(immense focus). Farming also takes up a ton of stamina and builds muscles. yea dont fuck with the farmers
Twas his time to Rip n Tear til the job was done. The Vampire merely got lucky he lost his arms and got help from Bob. Otherwise Joe would've stomped their skull til it busted like a pumpkin.
i can just picture the guy next door listening thru the wall and openly sobbing upon hearing that. >game over, party talking idly >deep emotional sobbing from the next apartment/house *sniff* "that was beautful man . . ."
Honestly, thats the best way I could think of a campaign ending. I even can imagine this bard just lying against a tree on a hill by the sea, after all of his hard work, stroking their pet, living the rest of their life in a town nearby.
I’m crying right now just thinking about it. The power of one silly little spell in a fictional world giving that kind of confidence to someone in real life to create their wildest dreams with friends is an incredible thing.
Ngl but the 2nd story hit me pretty hard. :( It was such a nice story and dident turn into a horror story like I was expecting. We roleplay for gems like this!
Heavy: I don't fear no man but this *image of Farmer Joe over the corpse of two horsemen, spraying blood from where arms should while being on fire * Heavy: It scares me
It’s funny because in Brazilian Portuguese, we have this idiom “João Sem-Braço”, which roughly translates to Armless Joe (or Armless John), meaning someone who acts clueless to avoid their responsibilities, something completely opposite to the sheer rage and determination of the Armless Joe of this story.
No amount of wondering could accurately capture it, for Farmer Joe's power is infinite like the ever expanding universe, and thus, imperceivable and unknowable.
I dont know why, but i got choked up with that "oh that's interesting, i wish it to part of the world". 2 really awesome stories. Had my moments of "is this really happening?!" Insert npc being a bad ass. Or a player doing some tom foolery and somehow made it so the party got the mission done.
@@Yroko Right there with you, I got choked up too. Sometimes I worry players forget the pinnacle of DnD isn't doing the most damage or getting the finishing hit on a boss. It's the players and the GM coming together to make something great. That group is living the dream, hopefully they know it.
I'd like to think that if Farmer Joe didn't die, he would become some kind of adventurer. But the catch is that he doesn't have anything noteworthy skill wise, but he's the luckiest man alive. Like, maxed out Luck in Fallout levels of lucky.
In a game I played in once, we had "The Chosen One." We came across a group of mook villains in a dungeon, like a bunch of 1-3 hit kill kinds of enemies. The encounter was pretty standard and not all that memorable, except that one of the mooks just flat out refused to die. He took one hit from one of us, which took his health almost down to zero, and then after that we just... couldn't hit him. The party finished killing every other enemy in the room and then there were like 6 of us standing in a circle completely surrounding The Chosen One at close range, all attacking with advantage. (We used a hex grid.) This was early on in the campaign and we were all relatively new to the game, so it hadn't really clicked until this moment that somehow we ended up with a party of all melee fighters, which stayed that way until my rogue multiclassed into bard much later, and our barbarian also picked up some spells by multiclassing into either paladin or cleric shortly after. Even with all of us attacking with advantage, not a single attack landed, and the whole time he was just slowly whittling away at us. My poor squishy rogue actually had to retreat to avoid dying. This went on for several full rounds. At one point, it finally clicked that someone, ANYONE, in our party just needed to hit him ONCE, and he would be dead. We had been stuck on this "easy" encounter for over an hour at this point, so we decided that we would all just roll at the same time to see if any of our dice would choose mercy before The Chosen One's next turn, instead of going through initiative like normal. Every one of our dice landed on a nat 1. I'm not even joking, one of the other players even referred to all of the 1s as a forest of... "eggplants." Our DM, who was amazing by the way, laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe or speak for several minutes. We actually joked that the DM must have somehow swapped all of our dice out for weighted ones, because even before that moment, there had been an unusual amount of nat 1s that night, and there were several more that followed. This went on for a few more attempts with similar results, I don't think anyone ever rolled higher than a 7, and more of our characters were brought to the point of near-death. There was a genuine fear at that point that we were seriously about to be TPKed in a 6 on 1 fight against a 2-hit mook. At one point, our party's "that guy," who needed to look cool in every given circumstance, started throwing a fit over how it shouldn't be this hard to kill one mook. We kept going for a while, but eventually the DM got annoyed with that guy and just ruled that eventually one of us managed to finish off The Chosen One. I'm still disappointed that encounter didn't really have a legitimate conclusion and I think a lot of us suspected that we would see The Chosen One again, one day, and we lived in fear from that night onward. In the very next session, the first roll of the night was a nat 1 and we all just had a moment of horrified flashbacks of the previous session, but our rolls finally returned to normal after that.
These encounters are the ones that tend to be the most memorable. They SHOULD be low difficulty, but the RNG gods decide to show no mercy and what should be a simple fight turns into an impossible slog.
In the campaign I am running, a farmer had put in a request for adventurers to help his farm after it became overrun with misfortune, particularly with the well becoming tainted with brimstone and the animals around the farm being twisted into demonic animals. The party went and helped, discovering that there was an altar to the goddess of misfortune, and the farmer's wife whom was actually an "evil" druid who had been laying lo for many years had pissed off this deity. After some finagling, they convinced the druid to offer one of her surviving children to the goddess as a sacrifice, surrendering the child to the river beneath the farm. The druid then fled, taking her only surviving son with her, leaving the farmer now entirely alone with a severe distaste for gods, one in particular. I've been pondering on bringing him back into the campaign, for plot purposes, given the way things went with the party. (They were the ones who convinced his wife to sacrifice the child and thus exile herself again) I am thinking that depending on how things go, he may eventually become an antagonist for the party to deal with, or an occasional ally or enemy depending on situations. It's a fun story.
You could sort of do both: have the farmer pose as an ally for a while, but turn out to be an antagonist later. Like, he's only luring the party into a false sense of security so he can take his revenge when the time is right. But he might reconsider if the party is truly remoreseful and tries to make things right again. I mean, that could be a whole mini-storyline. Next time they return to the town, some random townsperson they've met before could come up to the party and tell them the farmer has been asking about them.
I can just Imagine a conversation with Farmer Joe going like: Player: -"So, what can you do?" Farmer Joe: *HEAVY BREATHING, slowly turning with raging eyes and Doom Music plating on the background* -"Wanna FUCK around and find out?"
"We had to cancel our campaign due to sheduling issues" Nah. I like to think the unstopppable badass Farmer Joe saved the World by kicking ass so hard The Chaos God grew terrified knowing of his Existence
From now on, in my Homebrew World, there is an ancient avenging spirit that possesses wronged farmers and gives their bodies the power to fight evil, his name is Farmer Joe.
Oh hey! The Farmer Joe story’s from my post! Bahaha! I’m glad you liked it! I wasn’t kidding when I said my brothers and I still speak his name in awe to this day. Man I miss table top games. 😂
Having lost everything & everyone dear to him, having suffered such a painful demise, he offered his soul to any god who'd listen in exchange for a chance at revenge. Those monsters that did this to him would know true pain & fear... they would suffer greatly... for Hades, ruler of the underworld itself, heard his plea, & granted it. Joe would serve under him after his revenge. Granted all powers of Thanatos, he became Death, Destroyer of Worlds... Joe set out for his vengeance...
"The assassin let the knife fly at Farmer Joe's head, confident it would finish off the petulant mortal. But to his surprise, the immolated and armless farmer caught it with his teeth. His eyes then glowed brightly as he was surrounded by a golden aura that subsumed the flames into it, the bloody stumps that were his arms closing up and staunching the bleeding, and gleaming on his brow was an 8-pointed sunburst of the purest gold. He then bit down on the blade so hard that it shattered between his teeth." "What the hell are you?" the shocked and terrified assassin demanded. "I am The Radiant Cultivator Of Burning Vengeance. Dawn Caste Exalted. And you. Have. PISSED. ME. OFF!"
I like how this video goes from "I WILL AVENGE MY LOVED ONES WITH ALL MY POWER AND DETERMINATION, YOU WILL PERISH VAMPIRE." to "I gave my dm a wish so he could do whatever he wanted for the next campaign haha!"
First story about an NPC becoming memorable reminds me of how in the "Tyranny of Dragons" module set playthrough I was involved in ended up with a reoccuring chef character we called simply "Dwarven Ramsey".
To the grave he went, and from the grave he will rise. To the road he went, to see a new sunrise. His beloved family, was lost from his life. His new destiny, was foretold by his new life. Fear the farm, that is full of woe. For the soul's name is... Farmer Joe.
This reminds me of a story from rolemaster where a group of ninjas comes upon a cat. For some odd reason one of the ninjas decide to try and kick the cat to the side. They firmly but still somewhat gently punts the little ball of fur of the roof... .. . This was a solid mistake, because the gods of dice and favor likes cats. So the cat comes back with a vengeance. Slicing the heel of the ninja. Normally this would not be much of an issue. But the little critter.. well.. crits... and with a well placed claw tore the Achilles tendon in two.... The ninja then proceeds to fall of the roof and on the landing breaks many other vital things.
I love CritCrab and there is definitely something to be said for the all positive episodes in stark contrast to a lot of the cringe. I really enjoyed it
I laughed more than I should have at the "punch through people's hearts and eat them" part. In a WoD game I was in a few years back, my werewolf character married a vampire mobster. He punched through someone's heart and ate it when that someone crashed our wedding.
"The whole campaign was more or less a treasure hunt for certain magic items to release a powerful being who would save us from an undead horde, but little did we know the being in question...was farmer Joe!" Btw they're luck it was just farmer joe with a pitchfork and not the legendary and almighty "farmer with a shotgun" from DragonBall that even Xeno has nightmares about.
That farmer is literally every protagonist I write: to weak to confront the problem but does it anyway for one reason or another. An underdog who can make a dark lord cry without becoming a mary sue? YES PLEASE!!!
I remember running a stormbringer game once. It was a massive quest with several dozen NPCs hanging around for massive combat rules. Through the many many battles and rolls, one of the NPCs stood above the rest and became one of the party favorites, Claude the farmer. Farmer Joe's story just proves, beware the farmer NPCs.
if something like the second story happened to me, id probably legitimately cry. also, I think we all know who farmer Joe really is after all of that: Tanjiro in the future, who now must live through his worst nightmare all over again
One of best episodes yet. Nothing cringe or drama, just fun and good memories. Will show new players that not every game is a horror story. Farmer Joe will live on with that group forever and would make a fun recurring character, even if in story telling alone. Second group sounds like even with a newer GM, they are all accepting and helpful, going with his ideas which will produce some awesome content for them in the future. Plus, essentially using your epilogue as a thank you/appreciation letter to your DM is the most heartwarming thing ever. This episode has been spirit lifting! 😊 🦀
As an old WoD-Player I know this Type. "True Believer" Feat and maybe some Hunter Skills do this - or a sudden Awakening. Regardless of the Class (you normally shouldn't have it when beeing a WoD-Class), "True Beleiver" basically gives you in certain circumstances an infinitive Amount of Willpower - which you can use for Rerolls, Autosucesses and such. Also, having then the right Character Traits and not picked a Class (Werewolf, Monster Hunter, Vampire etc.) you basically, in D&D-Terms, gain 2 Luckpoints when spending one while True Beleiver removes the limitations of how much Points you can spend for a Roll when having no other Powers and only be a mere Human. That Way, you can only perform Actions according to your Traits and your Belief, but this you "autocrit" everything. You also become immune to mostly all Status effects or are able to ignore them as long as the Fight ensues - including Death by any other means than total overkill (aka "severe Damage"). The only Way to defeat this Type is to back off, let his Trait run out and A) come back and "loose" often enough to wear him out, or B) come back later and assasinate/kill/corrupt him without triggering his "True Believer"-Feat. And, if you manage to Trigger that one to go on a Vendetta - you are mostly fucked. Because, now the "True Believer"-Effect does not run out and you have to demoralize him first - which is pretty hard due his Believes are literally unshakable. Sure he is "just a Human", but when your Wolfie looses his Tribe due Silverpoisoning and your Vanp is suddenly known for be a "Plague Carrier" and thus shunned and hunted by all other Clans, the Mage gets somehow always ratted out to the Technocracy (think all Conspicacys beeing true in one major Club) who seeks him dead.... well, unpleasant is not the right term anymore. This Guy then becomes a beacon of Hope in a gritty, spiteful World - the one true Hero opposing the Darkest Powers, inspiring others to do so. He is now the Atagonist of the - commonly - evil Group. And, Evil has a hard Time defeating the Good. Have fun suffering. I bet thats what GM was aiming for.
This was really nice to hear after some of the horror stories, while they do get less views I appreciate that you show these stories as well now and again. Keep up the good work!
lol This video was pure beauty. Starting with a hilariously amazing legend of the great hero, Farmer/Armless Joe, and then ending with a very heartwarming act of gratitude towards a new DM. Thank you so much for sharing these with us, CritCrab. Don't think I've had a good audible chuckle like that in a while.
Thank you for being one of the few people I know who gets the Four Horsemen correct. Not sure where Pestilence comes from, but it's very clearly supposed to be Conquest.
This reminds me of a game of Vampire: the Masquerade I played in. One of the party members was playing a Giant Nosferatu (the Giant Feat, so he was about 7 feet tall) that wandered around in a fullsizemascot suit to disguise his appearance. We had gone out to do different tasks for the night and while he was waiting to get picked up by our in-game driver, he tried to steal an old lady's purse. Bad idea. He failed to wrestle the purse away from this elderly woman, who proceeded to BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM with just her purse (probably filled with buckles), leaving him with about 4 or 5 levels of Lethal damage, 2 of which were from a Critical Hit from the woman's first swing with her purse after winning top of initiative, by the end of it before he was able to knock the old woman out (he missed all of his attacks until the last one, because of very low rolls) and run away.
this is giving me hilarious ideas for making a completely optional boss that is a cricket or a cat or some other generally more harmless creature that is a secretly godlevel powerful boss. you wont know its there or that its a boss until you actively try to engage with it. you wont know its power until its too late. and its hilarious.
Glory Stories, about friends and family dedicated to making things fun for each other! This is a wonderful reminder of what gaming can be at it's best, and why we keep doing it despite periodically running into That Player, with their DMPCs or other horrors.
I've been a forever DM for about 16 years now. My players have all tried their hand at DMing, but none of them really get into it. As a result, they're all kind and appreciative of my world building for the most part. It's nice having players saying stuff like "that was a really good session" and asking when we can play again. That wish at the end, that's crazy. I teared up a little bit at that. Of course there is an implication that this new world is all just a dream in the mind of a bard, sleeping on the side of a hill, is both very intriguing and terrifying. Imagine your entire existence just being a dream.
Imagine if the campaign continued and farmer Joe came back as a ducking chosen hero to try to stop the four horsemen due to his extremely magnificent deed of taking down two chaos demigods. Also that second story was great, great amount of heartwarming and I wish there was more.
Narratively a very good epilogue for a Bard, as well. A wish out in the ether, to make the creation of new worlds and adventures and *stories* all the easier. I love that.
After killing the Four Horsemen: "It ain't much but it's honest work."
"Honest gold for honest work..."
"clearing out the dishonest workers. going for their dishonest boss now...."
"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (don't sue)
@@A_itsar questionable actions done at a reasonable price
After driving to the city: "7 dollars a gallon?"
"Not only has Farmer Joe kept his composure with an arm socket literally squirting out jets of blood"
tis but a flesh wound
The phrase "enraged sprinkler system" is absolutely glorious.
A flesh Wound? Your arm fell off!
He died trying to bite their legs off lol
Man literally too angry to die
@@JK97SCORPION No it hasn't!
Years later, you stumble upon an old man in a tavern. His arms are artificial, made from living metal. His face betrays a great tragedy, his body language suggests great power. You ask his name.
"Joe."
The other guests at the tavern tremble with fear and respect.
Not knowing the reason for their fear, you decide to sit on the same table. Storys of people like the man named joe make you curious.
"Is it just joe?"
The name alone makes the guests tremble again
@@gio-gioarmani2268 The entire tavern looks at you in disbelief, but no one dares to utter a word. The silence is suddenly broken by a calm, yet powerfull voice
"Farmer joe, actually"
@@pesto841 you then ask his tale has he tells you you fell his strength and power rushing over you, you choose to leave as four people walk in and their face turns white and pail bloodless they tremble with fear as Joe rises
@@omega6169 Almost as fast as the wind, the other guests run from the tavern. The barkeep locks himself into the backroom. But you just sit there on your own, unaware of what was about to happen. The door slams shut and the four people tremble with fear, as Farmer Joe slowly takes out an old wooden pitchfork
@Cbellostudios As you leave you hear sceams of terror... The story of Farmer Joe you told to many more generations...
(THE FIRST PERSPECTIVE'S GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILD)You woke up in the middle of the night... Due to a stomp and clang. You see the outline of a man with gleaming arms...
Vampire: “No! Please! Have mercy!”
Farmer Joe: “There is no mercy.”
I get that reference
Vampire: “Please, sir, have mercy”
Farmer Joe: “God has mercy, I don’t.”
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
One of my favorite templates.
op: *specifically calls the murder "demon slayer style"*
joe: I wont need a whole series to behead you
Farmer Joe’s arms weren’t to protect himself-they were to protect his enemies
Farmer Joe really said, "Arms? Who needs arms with legs like these?"
@@thegrandxbunny2073 i have nothing but respect for you and that reference
Thank you.
@@thegrandxbunny2073 thicc thighs save lives
@@thegrandxbunny2073 That reference isn’t just meta, it’s a ton of meta.
Vampire: *Goes full Demon Slayer on a mother and her children*
Joe: “You plum, doggone, dagum did it now son.”
I didn't see a TH Bomb but I bet it was coming.
AGRICULTURE BREATHING, FIRST FORM
[brandishes hoe, vivid animation of grain sprouting from nowhere]
Who in the what now?
Nice reference there
@@RRVCrinale FIRST FORM BOUNTIFUL HARVEST
@@DeadRobit29 peak
Farmer Joe: when enraged, all opponent rolls have a -4 disadvantage, and all his rolls are given a +2 advantage.
Farmer Joe... was not a farmer.
Just a dude who could not get any GAAAAAAAAWBLIN Slaying quests.
wouldn't that make him kind of easy? I mean "-4 disadvantage" so just +4?
@@mouse2542 man am i bad at wording things
@@Rev_Erser do you mean -4 and disadvantage or roll 5 take the lowest?
you forgot his bonuses to his stats when equipped with ole faithful the shotgun
"This campaign has been easy as shit. Let's keep rolling on-"
*You have entered: Farmer Joe's Domain*
"... Ain't, I'mma head out "
It's nice to hear some happy stories where someone in the campaign doesn't suck
I like them but they don't get as many views. It's really encouraging to see support for them in the comments 🦀♥️
@@CritCrab stories like this is why I absolutely love D&D and like games. I live for the comedy gold of the dice rolls.
@@CritCrab gotta do a double feature. Awful horrid cringe up front, then some sweet brain bleach as a chaser to restore faith in humanity
@@CritCrab what are this lines between your eyes supposed to be? I swear if it's not a mustache i'm gonna-
@@RoombaJoomba they're mandibles for the mouth. Either that or eye stalks
Farmer Joe: *loses first arm* Tis but a scratch! *loses second arm* JUST A FLESH WOUND! *gets set on fire* AND NOW I'M ON F*CKING FIRE! COME AT ME YOU PANSIES!
Vampire and Bob: *screaming while running*
Couldn't help but imagine a sorta combination of hellsing abridged and monty python when farmer joe came around.
same
hellsing abridged and monty python in one comment, never expected to see it
@@DaDonroy101 truly an amazing moment.
@@grandwarriorwaluigi1284 we must celebrate!
“SO NOW IT’S FREE GAME!!”
Farmer Joe: You took everythin' from me!
Vampire: I don't even know who you are.
Farmer Joe: You will.
THE SCARLET FARFMER JOE!!!
Joe gon gave the charcter’s and the players ptsd
Who would win?
The Virgin Evil Party vs The Chad Farmer Joe
Research suggests that farmers have more sex than any other occupation
@@troyklein6379 I mean... what else do you do in the middle of fucking nowhere?
@@darienb1127 that's why it's the middle of fucking nowhere ;)
@@Lycaon1765 i fear for the horses
@@darkflmmstr thats funny af
I adore Farmer Joe now. Truly wish they would have continued with him becoming the Hero
Funny thing is the Shinto God of War Hachiman started off as a farmer in his lore iirc.
They totally have an opening to have the opportunity to have a Kratos-style rival. A man-turned-god seeking vengeance against those who wronged him that is too angry to stay dead X3!
he has a special feeling of pizaazz that other heroes dont have
Man is a hidden God of corn my pal
*Awakens as a oath of vengeance revenant*
@@mayoroflazytown466 omg, yeeeeeees
“You’re lounging outside of the burning village watching as your teammates ravage the place.
You begin to wonder where two of your teammates when; last you heard, they were going in to deal with some stupid farmer
You see a building on flames where your missing teammates are barely crawling out of it, ready to make an early meeting with their malevolent god.
But that’s not the worst of it…
Suddenly, you see what you think is a person, engulfed in flames, both arms missing, running at you with the rage a barbarian could only hope to dream of. You have no idea whether to run, hide, scream, or try to kill it.
In the end, you do all four.”
I wish farmer Joe was resurrected, so he can continue his based crusade.
He died in battle, so he'd become an Einherjar. A valiant warrior awaiting Ragnarök in the halls of Asgard.
Imagine the final battle between Generic Chaos God™ against the forces of good and at the front farmer Joe wielding Mjölnir riding a Pegasus
@@HiopX if he did come back from the dead, he would become a revenant. The most dangerous type of zombie of all!!
They are undead that keep all memories and are driven by vengeance. They can't (and wont) stop until their vengeance has been satisfied.
@@samsadowitz1724 The Einherjar are are literally a type of Celestials
@@HiopX didn't know that, but I like the idea of him becoming a rage zombie (that still maintains his memories and mental functions).
@@samsadowitz1724 Well they didn't get an official release since 3e, so it's to be expected most people don't know
It would’ve been interesting as hell if the farmer had actually succeeded in killing the vampire first.
And then suddenly the DM decided the farmer leveled up. Obviously going barbarian because of the rage.
Yes!
"Congrats! You just gave your enemy resistance to all physical damage. This might be an appropriate time to pick a God and pray."
Edit: shame on all of you for not telling me I wrote yore, wtf autocorrect
@@leila13dnd Not the best idea: Picking one god would not be enough against Farmer Joe.
@@thatoneotheridiot3361 fair enough, just really wanted to make the Fire Emblem reference.
I was once in a session looking through a haunted house. There was a heavy locked door. Everybody with a + in Strength tried breaking down this door but to no avail. We spent such time getting beaten by this door it leveled up
*Moral of the story: Don’t f with Farmer Joe’s family*
That farmer Is john wick in disguise
Some heroes dont wear capes, they wear farming suits
They were overalls....
@@davidwilliams4837 and Carhardt jackets
Davids with brown hair and that specific style of facial hair
they wear straw hats
"Never underestimate the strenght of a common man"
-Unknown Oath of the Common Man paladin
The fact that Farmer Joe kept coming even after they tore his arms off and set him on fire made me think he had to either been that furious at his family’s death that he ignored the pain completely, or he was secretly some kind of vessel of a karma god, or a secret descendant of a legendary hero. Like, damn. He’s probably going to come back in a later campaign where that OP and his friends are playing the evil party, and he’s probably going to be decked up in paladin armour, and have fourth wall breaking knowledge, literally that enraged over his family’s deaths that he continues to remember them, even when he shouldn’t.
*AH, FANON SANS!*
@@thealchemistking4063 I didn’t even think of that...huh. I guess Joe is the human counterpart to Sans now, lol
i mean farmers are pretty fucked if you think about it, they do the same repetitive things(immense focus). Farming also takes up a ton of stamina and builds muscles. yea dont fuck with the farmers
No, the simple answer is this: He was a good man. A good man who had decided it was time to go to war.
Twas his time to Rip n Tear til the job was done. The Vampire merely got lucky he lost his arms and got help from Bob. Otherwise Joe would've stomped their skull til it busted like a pumpkin.
Imagine if Farmer Joe had Plot Armor, he could successfully beat Goku.
Farmer Joe easily wins no diff. The only person who can challenge farmer Joe is shaggy.
@@kata3436 bruh that guy stands NO chance against THE farmer joe
@@ammarsp Well yes of course, I'm just saying shaggy is the only being who could last 0.00000000000000000000000001 seconds.
Bro boss fight of the century right there, farmer Joe vs. Goku. Place your bets folks!
This is the Farmer from DBZ cousin.
notice the power.
Releasing he wish into the air and giving it to the GM so that they can use it whenever. NGL, if I was anywhere within earshot of that I'd be crying.
i can just picture the guy next door listening thru the wall and openly sobbing upon hearing that.
>game over, party talking idly
>deep emotional sobbing from the next apartment/house
*sniff* "that was beautful man . . ."
Honestly, thats the best way I could think of a campaign ending. I even can imagine this bard just lying against a tree on a hill by the sea, after all of his hard work, stroking their pet, living the rest of their life in a town nearby.
I’m crying right now just thinking about it. The power of one silly little spell in a fictional world giving that kind of confidence to someone in real life to create their wildest dreams with friends is an incredible thing.
Ngl but the 2nd story hit me pretty hard. :( It was such a nice story and dident turn into a horror story like I was expecting. We roleplay for gems like this!
Heavy: I don't fear no man but this
*image of Farmer Joe over the corpse of two horsemen, spraying blood from where arms should while being on fire *
Heavy: It scares me
Yeah, I'd be terrified too
That last wish was so wholesome for me. Like a "everybody always asks who is the gm, but never HOW is the gm." type beat.
It’s funny because in Brazilian Portuguese, we have this idiom “João Sem-Braço”, which roughly translates to Armless Joe (or Armless John), meaning someone who acts clueless to avoid their responsibilities, something completely opposite to the sheer rage and determination of the Armless Joe of this story.
that's amazing, like the kind of cultural allusion you'd find in a book
Technically Farmer Joe was ignoring the pain of his tore arms and burning flash so he's still on theme
that last story was the literal most wholesome thing ever and I'm HERE for it.
MORE COMING UP
@@CritCrab WOOOOOO
I wonder how strong Joe would've been a level 2.
At level 20 he becomes Kratos
@@talgazit2224 Kratos Joe
Another level would only weaken him. For he’s already at his peak in power
He would become Death, Destroyer of worlds.
No amount of wondering could accurately capture it, for Farmer Joe's power is infinite like the ever expanding universe, and thus, imperceivable and unknowable.
You know that screenshot of a Skyrim NPC that's "Too powerful for Vampire's Seduction"? That's Farmer Joe!
"Farming? Really? A man of your talents?"
Not gonna lie...a campaign scene where a farmer is an all powerful god in mortal form sounds like a fun consept for a crack rp setpiece
Story 2 made my weekend. I get that we all willingly click on horror stories, but I wish more stories like this would slip in.
I dont know why, but i got choked up with that "oh that's interesting, i wish it to part of the world". 2 really awesome stories. Had my moments of "is this really happening?!" Insert npc being a bad ass. Or a player doing some tom foolery and somehow made it so the party got the mission done.
@@Yroko Right there with you, I got choked up too. Sometimes I worry players forget the pinnacle of DnD isn't doing the most damage or getting the finishing hit on a boss. It's the players and the GM coming together to make something great. That group is living the dream, hopefully they know it.
I'd like to think that if Farmer Joe didn't die, he would become some kind of adventurer. But the catch is that he doesn't have anything noteworthy skill wise, but he's the luckiest man alive. Like, maxed out Luck in Fallout levels of lucky.
So 5 rerolls per roll levels of lucky?
Finally
DnD Farmer with a shotgun
Give Farmer Joe a shotgun...are you willing to tempt fate?
WoD
"Your Shotgun is nearby, a relic from your past. The four horseman have kept it hidden from you in this remote location."
*HEAVY METAL STARTS*
It's scary that he didn't even need the shotgun
Even Underworld can't hold down Farmer Joe! He's gonna crawl out of there with his wife and kids in tow!
I'm coming back and there's no stopping me
@@Yabro20 Welcome back! We have missed you! ❤️
"Warning: the farmer has entered the facility"
Is that a motherfucking DOOM reference!?!
"you've got no arms left!"
farmer joe: "just a flesh wound"
Vampire: You've got no arms left!
Farmer Joe: You've got no hope left.
You got no arms left!
I dont need them to kick your ass! *proceeds to kick the vampire to final-death*
In a game I played in once, we had "The Chosen One." We came across a group of mook villains in a dungeon, like a bunch of 1-3 hit kill kinds of enemies. The encounter was pretty standard and not all that memorable, except that one of the mooks just flat out refused to die. He took one hit from one of us, which took his health almost down to zero, and then after that we just... couldn't hit him. The party finished killing every other enemy in the room and then there were like 6 of us standing in a circle completely surrounding The Chosen One at close range, all attacking with advantage. (We used a hex grid.) This was early on in the campaign and we were all relatively new to the game, so it hadn't really clicked until this moment that somehow we ended up with a party of all melee fighters, which stayed that way until my rogue multiclassed into bard much later, and our barbarian also picked up some spells by multiclassing into either paladin or cleric shortly after. Even with all of us attacking with advantage, not a single attack landed, and the whole time he was just slowly whittling away at us. My poor squishy rogue actually had to retreat to avoid dying.
This went on for several full rounds.
At one point, it finally clicked that someone, ANYONE, in our party just needed to hit him ONCE, and he would be dead. We had been stuck on this "easy" encounter for over an hour at this point, so we decided that we would all just roll at the same time to see if any of our dice would choose mercy before The Chosen One's next turn, instead of going through initiative like normal. Every one of our dice landed on a nat 1. I'm not even joking, one of the other players even referred to all of the 1s as a forest of... "eggplants." Our DM, who was amazing by the way, laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe or speak for several minutes. We actually joked that the DM must have somehow swapped all of our dice out for weighted ones, because even before that moment, there had been an unusual amount of nat 1s that night, and there were several more that followed. This went on for a few more attempts with similar results, I don't think anyone ever rolled higher than a 7, and more of our characters were brought to the point of near-death. There was a genuine fear at that point that we were seriously about to be TPKed in a 6 on 1 fight against a 2-hit mook. At one point, our party's "that guy," who needed to look cool in every given circumstance, started throwing a fit over how it shouldn't be this hard to kill one mook. We kept going for a while, but eventually the DM got annoyed with that guy and just ruled that eventually one of us managed to finish off The Chosen One. I'm still disappointed that encounter didn't really have a legitimate conclusion and I think a lot of us suspected that we would see The Chosen One again, one day, and we lived in fear from that night onward.
In the very next session, the first roll of the night was a nat 1 and we all just had a moment of horrified flashbacks of the previous session, but our rolls finally returned to normal after that.
you should have a plot twist he got bored and faked dying so he could leave.
The dice gods spoke. He was meant to become a god lol
That's incredible
That first roll of the night was the chosen one’s parting gift
These encounters are the ones that tend to be the most memorable. They SHOULD be low difficulty, but the RNG gods decide to show no mercy and what should be a simple fight turns into an impossible slog.
In the campaign I am running, a farmer had put in a request for adventurers to help his farm after it became overrun with misfortune, particularly with the well becoming tainted with brimstone and the animals around the farm being twisted into demonic animals. The party went and helped, discovering that there was an altar to the goddess of misfortune, and the farmer's wife whom was actually an "evil" druid who had been laying lo for many years had pissed off this deity.
After some finagling, they convinced the druid to offer one of her surviving children to the goddess as a sacrifice, surrendering the child to the river beneath the farm. The druid then fled, taking her only surviving son with her, leaving the farmer now entirely alone with a severe distaste for gods, one in particular. I've been pondering on bringing him back into the campaign, for plot purposes, given the way things went with the party. (They were the ones who convinced his wife to sacrifice the child and thus exile herself again) I am thinking that depending on how things go, he may eventually become an antagonist for the party to deal with, or an occasional ally or enemy depending on situations. It's a fun story.
Farmer Moe: A Revenge Story
@@shinkiro403 His name is Colton, but Moe has that middle American ring to it. Lol
He can definitely be some BBEG after the party is the reason why his son died and her wife left her with his only surviving son.
Have him lead a double life ish, kinda like omni man, that would be dope ngl
You could sort of do both: have the farmer pose as an ally for a while, but turn out to be an antagonist later. Like, he's only luring the party into a false sense of security so he can take his revenge when the time is right. But he might reconsider if the party is truly remoreseful and tries to make things right again. I mean, that could be a whole mini-storyline. Next time they return to the town, some random townsperson they've met before could come up to the party and tell them the farmer has been asking about them.
I can just Imagine a conversation with Farmer Joe going like:
Player: -"So, what can you do?"
Farmer Joe: *HEAVY BREATHING, slowly turning with raging eyes and Doom Music plating on the background* -"Wanna FUCK around and find out?"
"We had to cancel our campaign due to sheduling issues"
Nah. I like to think the unstopppable badass Farmer Joe saved the World by kicking ass so hard The Chaos God grew terrified knowing of his Existence
It's been forever! Also farmers should always be the final boss.
oath of the common man, intensifies
From now on, in my Homebrew World, there is an ancient avenging spirit that possesses wronged farmers and gives their bodies the power to fight evil, his name is Farmer Joe.
Oh hey! The Farmer Joe story’s from my post! Bahaha!
I’m glad you liked it! I wasn’t kidding when I said my brothers and I still speak his name in awe to this day. Man I miss table top games. 😂
Thanks for sharing! I couldn't contain my laughter reading it 😂
Fear the immortal wrath of Farmer Joe lol
If farmer joe is resurrected and brought back to be a final boss i would die from laughter
Having lost everything & everyone dear to him, having suffered such a painful demise, he offered his soul to any god who'd listen in exchange for a chance at revenge. Those monsters that did this to him would know true pain & fear... they would suffer greatly... for Hades, ruler of the underworld itself, heard his plea, & granted it. Joe would serve under him after his revenge. Granted all powers of Thanatos, he became Death, Destroyer of Worlds... Joe set out for his vengeance...
This is the definition of "man too angry to die", god damn. *You've awakened the wrath of farmer Joe*
Vampire: "Why won't you die?"
Farmer Joe: "Nano-Haystacks son, they harden in response to evil drama! You cant kill me Vamp!"
"The assassin let the knife fly at Farmer Joe's head, confident it would finish off the petulant mortal. But to his surprise, the immolated and armless farmer caught it with his teeth. His eyes then glowed brightly as he was surrounded by a golden aura that subsumed the flames into it, the bloody stumps that were his arms closing up and staunching the bleeding, and gleaming on his brow was an 8-pointed sunburst of the purest gold. He then bit down on the blade so hard that it shattered between his teeth."
"What the hell are you?" the shocked and terrified assassin demanded.
"I am The Radiant Cultivator Of Burning Vengeance. Dawn Caste Exalted. And you. Have. PISSED. ME. OFF!"
"I am Farmer JOE"
@@gio-gioarmani2268 and … I … am … Iron Man *snaps fingers to erase farmer JOE*
@@levievil9220 *farmer joe passes the safe* ,,Did i stutter?"
@@gio-gioarmani2268 no I was just testing because next guy isn’t iron snapping it’s lord shaggy himself
@@levievil9220 *Shrugs it off* "What part of 'Perfect Defence Charms' did you misunderstand?"
The Four Horsemen can't handle the rage of a Farmer and is god tier.
I like how this video goes from "I WILL AVENGE MY LOVED ONES WITH ALL MY POWER AND DETERMINATION, YOU WILL PERISH VAMPIRE." to "I gave my dm a wish so he could do whatever he wanted for the next campaign haha!"
That second story was sooo sweet!
Storyteller: Now... What is your wish?
Player: My wish is to give you a story.
I CAN'T!
"Never underestimate a man who's been pushed too far..." -Luca Brace
Until that day accept this as a gift.
Death: Farmer Joe, big fan of yours.
War: I LIKE IT!
Pestilence and Famine: DAAAAAAAAMN!
First story about an NPC becoming memorable reminds me of how in the "Tyranny of Dragons" module set playthrough I was involved in ended up with a reoccuring chef character we called simply "Dwarven Ramsey".
To the grave he went, and from the grave he will rise.
To the road he went, to see a new sunrise.
His beloved family, was lost from his life. His new destiny, was foretold by his new life.
Fear the farm, that is full of woe.
For the soul's name is... Farmer Joe.
This reminds me of a story from rolemaster where a group of ninjas comes upon a cat. For some odd reason one of the ninjas decide to try and kick the cat to the side. They firmly but still somewhat gently punts the little ball of fur of the roof... .. . This was a solid mistake, because the gods of dice and favor likes cats. So the cat comes back with a vengeance. Slicing the heel of the ninja. Normally this would not be much of an issue. But the little critter.. well.. crits... and with a well placed claw tore the Achilles tendon in two.... The ninja then proceeds to fall of the roof and on the landing breaks many other vital things.
#InstantKarma
I really hope 'Farmer joe' becomes a running gag in this community. The whole story is amazing!
Moral of the story: RNJesus givith and RNJesus taketh away.
"Enraged sprinkler system" is now my favorite description of an NPC
I love CritCrab and there is definitely something to be said for the all positive episodes in stark contrast to a lot of the cringe. I really enjoyed it
Thanks!
I laughed more than I should have at the "punch through people's hearts and eat them" part. In a WoD game I was in a few years back, my werewolf character married a vampire mobster. He punched through someone's heart and ate it when that someone crashed our wedding.
"The whole campaign was more or less a treasure hunt for certain magic items to release a powerful being who would save us from an undead horde, but little did we know the being in question...was farmer Joe!"
Btw they're luck it was just farmer joe with a pitchfork and not the legendary and almighty "farmer with a shotgun" from DragonBall that even Xeno has nightmares about.
That farmer is literally every protagonist I write: to weak to confront the problem but does it anyway for one reason or another.
An underdog who can make a dark lord cry without becoming a mary sue? YES PLEASE!!!
As a novice world builder and conlanger myself, hearing/reading the 2nd story almost brought me to tears. That was beautiful!
Hey @CritCrab! Author of the second story here! Thanks for noticing me senpai, I'm using my next wish to wish you and all fellow crabs happy holidays!
Cool idea, however a bard cannot cast wish at level 17
@@Porcospino10 yeah we misread the rules but oh well.
I remember running a stormbringer game once. It was a massive quest with several dozen NPCs hanging around for massive combat rules. Through the many many battles and rolls, one of the NPCs stood above the rest and became one of the party favorites, Claude the farmer. Farmer Joe's story just proves, beware the farmer NPCs.
if something like the second story happened to me, id probably legitimately cry. also, I think we all know who farmer Joe really is after all of that: Tanjiro in the future, who now must live through his worst nightmare all over again
Now THIS is a battle for the ages. Farmer Joe VS The DMPC
DMPC gets Shafted
Farmer Joe gets every feat, class, level and spell imaginable, easy stomp
A flaming, screaming, enraged Farmer Joe tackling A Horseman of Apocalypse had me drowing in tears
One of best episodes yet. Nothing cringe or drama, just fun and good memories. Will show new players that not every game is a horror story.
Farmer Joe will live on with that group forever and would make a fun recurring character, even if in story telling alone.
Second group sounds like even with a newer GM, they are all accepting and helpful, going with his ideas which will produce some awesome content for them in the future. Plus, essentially using your epilogue as a thank you/appreciation letter to your DM is the most heartwarming thing ever.
This episode has been spirit lifting! 😊 🦀
This story of farmer Joe sounds like something from r/floridaman
This is it, my favorite crit crab video.
That wish in the air was so sweet that it made me tear up a little!
The second story is so wholesome. My player is now my second best friend and helps my throughout though times
Getting those Monty Python vibes and I'm loving it. All hail Farmer Joe
"who needs arms, when you've got legs like THESE"
-farmer joe
Player: Hey I figured out a major twist in your campaign
DM: I wish you didn't do that
He was a member of The council of the byeah.
byeah
The Farmer Joe story was hysterical! I can’t stop laughing!
On another note, the second story was very wholesome.
What the players didn't know was that Farmer Joe went Super Saiyan from grief. He was just bald so they didn't know.
If it hadn't been for Farmer Joe
We'd be lords long time ago
Where did ye come from, where'd your arms go?
Where'd ye come from, Farmer Joe?
As an old WoD-Player I know this Type.
"True Believer" Feat and maybe some Hunter Skills do this - or a sudden Awakening.
Regardless of the Class (you normally shouldn't have it when beeing a WoD-Class), "True Beleiver" basically gives you in certain circumstances an infinitive Amount of Willpower - which you can use for Rerolls, Autosucesses and such.
Also, having then the right Character Traits and not picked a Class (Werewolf, Monster Hunter, Vampire etc.) you basically, in D&D-Terms, gain 2 Luckpoints when spending one while True Beleiver removes the limitations of how much Points you can spend for a Roll when having no other Powers and only be a mere Human.
That Way, you can only perform Actions according to your Traits and your Belief, but this you "autocrit" everything.
You also become immune to mostly all Status effects or are able to ignore them as long as the Fight ensues - including Death by any other means than total overkill (aka "severe Damage").
The only Way to defeat this Type is to back off, let his Trait run out and A) come back and "loose" often enough to wear him out, or B) come back later and assasinate/kill/corrupt him without triggering his "True Believer"-Feat. And, if you manage to Trigger that one to go on a Vendetta - you are mostly fucked. Because, now the "True Believer"-Effect does not run out and you have to demoralize him first - which is pretty hard due his Believes are literally unshakable.
Sure he is "just a Human", but when your Wolfie looses his Tribe due Silverpoisoning and your Vanp is suddenly known for be a "Plague Carrier" and thus shunned and hunted by all other Clans, the Mage gets somehow always ratted out to the Technocracy (think all Conspicacys beeing true in one major Club) who seeks him dead.... well, unpleasant is not the right term anymore.
This Guy then becomes a beacon of Hope in a gritty, spiteful World - the one true Hero opposing the Darkest Powers, inspiring others to do so. He is now the Atagonist of the - commonly - evil Group. And, Evil has a hard Time defeating the Good. Have fun suffering.
I bet thats what GM was aiming for.
As a forever DM, I needed to hear both these stories, first one to laugh my ass off, and the second is just so wholesome
This story was fantastic. Literally too angry to die.
Dude the DM wish story is so wholesome, I'm crying-😭
This was really nice to hear after some
of the horror stories, while they do get less views I appreciate that you show these stories as well now and again. Keep up the good work!
Dang, those are some really cool stories. First one's funny, and second one's wholesome. That's fantastic.
I really hope they revisted this town as fledgling heros. Listening to the legend of Farmer Joe
We now need a legendary encounter: Farmer Joe versus Old Man Henderson.
Let's be honest. Henderson would offer Joe a joint and would begin destroying cities in the resulting chaos
@@aj_the_infamous1013 Hey, don't spoil the twist ending, bro.
@@millenniumf1138 never stated the music they would be playing along side the chaos
@@aj_the_infamous1013 That's true, but that's because I just can't think of something that would befit such a match made in heaven.
lol This video was pure beauty. Starting with a hilariously amazing legend of the great hero, Farmer/Armless Joe, and then ending with a very heartwarming act of gratitude towards a new DM. Thank you so much for sharing these with us, CritCrab. Don't think I've had a good audible chuckle like that in a while.
The thumbnail is amazing. Hail Farmer Joe! Bring him back as a revenant berserker!
Thank you for being one of the few people I know who gets the Four Horsemen correct. Not sure where Pestilence comes from, but it's very clearly supposed to be Conquest.
And Death and Pestilence are combined (Revelation 6:8).
This reminds me of a game of Vampire: the Masquerade I played in. One of the party members was playing a Giant Nosferatu (the Giant Feat, so he was about 7 feet tall) that wandered around in a fullsizemascot suit to disguise his appearance. We had gone out to do different tasks for the night and while he was waiting to get picked up by our in-game driver, he tried to steal an old lady's purse. Bad idea. He failed to wrestle the purse away from this elderly woman, who proceeded to BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM with just her purse (probably filled with buckles), leaving him with about 4 or 5 levels of Lethal damage, 2 of which were from a Critical Hit from the woman's first swing with her purse after winning top of initiative, by the end of it before he was able to knock the old woman out (he missed all of his attacks until the last one, because of very low rolls) and run away.
#NeverMessWithGranny
Maybe buckles...maybe pennies...maybe a bag full of butterscotch candies.
this is giving me hilarious ideas for making a completely optional boss that is a cricket or a cat or some other generally more harmless creature that is a secretly godlevel powerful boss. you wont know its there or that its a boss until you actively try to engage with it. you wont know its power until its too late. and its hilarious.
Like the Rabbit out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
@@saoranachnah-alba723 yes exactly like that
Glory Stories, about friends and family dedicated to making things fun for each other! This is a wonderful reminder of what gaming can be at it's best, and why we keep doing it despite periodically running into That Player, with their DMPCs or other horrors.
I've been a forever DM for about 16 years now. My players have all tried their hand at DMing, but none of them really get into it. As a result, they're all kind and appreciative of my world building for the most part. It's nice having players saying stuff like "that was a really good session" and asking when we can play again. That wish at the end, that's crazy. I teared up a little bit at that.
Of course there is an implication that this new world is all just a dream in the mind of a bard, sleeping on the side of a hill, is both very intriguing and terrifying. Imagine your entire existence just being a dream.
And people laughed when I wanted my character to be a regular farmer
Imagine if the campaign continued and farmer Joe came back as a ducking chosen hero to try to stop the four horsemen due to his extremely magnificent deed of taking down two chaos demigods.
Also that second story was great, great amount of heartwarming and I wish there was more.
The legend that is Farmer Joe will never die now. That was too memorable lmfao
Narratively a very good epilogue for a Bard, as well. A wish out in the ether, to make the creation of new worlds and adventures and *stories* all the easier. I love that.
Don't mess with the one and only farmer Joe and I really did like the ending for this video not many story's have a happy ending like that
the end story brought a tear to my eye it was so touching and sweet. i’m glad theyre friends now