glitter and lazers is getting lymphadema surgery (liposuction) I wonder is amber will follow suit??? Amber says she's terrified of surgery though. wish amber would try to copy her work out routine, that'd actually be helpful to her
G&L is by far the worst gorl bc she's actually educated and had a privileged upbringing, yet she's just so delusional and lazy, everything is literally always someone's elses fault. ALR has admitted fault and guilt 10x more than Anna and that's saying something
The way you pronounced JC's name had me dead. Jordy, we're the same age.. How did you not know the infamous gay astronaut, Lance Bass. 🤣 I really needed the laugh, thank you always.
One of my best friends was on Ozempic. She was nauseated and felt pretty bad from side effects for the first 3 weeks, but those effects faded as her body adjusted. I honestly think she just doesn't like not being able to overeat for comfort.
This is what happens when you rely on the medication to do all the work and not addressing the underlying problem she need to fix in therapy and with a proper medical professional…
Amber says that this woman loved her so hard but she lied and cheated on her. How is that loving you? Also, do you guys realize that she dozxed the mammogram woman because she mentioned that the huge Oklahoma City Amazon distribution center was across the street from the breast imaging center… I mean, duh
When you brought up the dietician scene I thought you were going to say the one where she asks Tammy "okay are you S. Active?" To which tammy said "no" but then says "i think i might be pregnant because I'm ceaving weird things like water" then amy says "b**** you're just thirsty" BUT THE FACE OF THE DR had my dy ing because she was like "do i need to explain how babies are made to a grown a$s woman??????😳"
it shocked me that she said she could not get Howie from the other room without Salah's help. How many ounces does Howie weigh? She can't walk a few steps?
jordy you called me tf out this episode. my bf is 13 years older than me and im literally packing rn to move in with him later this month and we have never met in person 😅
tinfoil hat theory: one of the lies was that Valentine lied about her age, maybe shes actually a lot younger than Amber because that would make a lot of things make sense on Valentines end
Are y’all dense !?!? Obviously this valentine person was a tool/made up lie, to be able to talk about Wifey where wifey couldn’t get mad and ALR could vent online about her covertly. A double life? I know what I deserve? Cheating? This is literally Wifey.
I'm on Mounjaro. Spent 4 weeks on 2.5mg, 8 weeks at 5mg and just moved up to 7.5mg as it wasnt working and this new increased dose also isnt working. I've lost 14kg but its so disheartening. I wonder if others on the same and different weight loss injections are experiencing the same issues
Amberlynn is going to have FBI Frank take you out Jordy. Lmao Also that one teacher that blamed you for coloring on the rug, put the word to other teachers for you to never be a teachers pet. 😂 So sorry Jord.❤
She can probably get a prescription for Wegovy which is the same medication as Ozempic but it’s the weight loss version it’s just really expensive and cheaper if you get the compound from a MedSpa. I’m sure her insurance wont paying for it.
salah rlly did kill her channel. foodie, it’s time to throw the whole mans away. irdk what she’s waiting for- gorl, there are so many desperate men out there! one of them *will* take u, and…**gasp** stay loyal! i know it sounds crazy, but it’s true.
When I was in middle school my hair was to my ass. It made me look skinnier than I was because of how thick it was. That’s probably why she keeps it that way…I mean our gorl did say shorter hair makes fat people look rounder and fatter. 💀
Hey Jordy. Long time follower, but first time commenter. While I certainly appreciate your humor in regards to Chantal, she is just dried up at this point. Nothing to see here. I will continue to support you, but when you start to comment on her, I bow out hun. Just keeping it real. HUGS
Jordy, back when I was a tween/young teenager in the year 2000, BSB and N'sync were at their peak. One of my early crushes dubbed Joey Fatone as "Joey Fat One" and he would make fun of us stupid girls for liking the silly boy bands 😂 so your comment really brought me back! I thought it was funny as shit and I mostly listened to boy bands to fit in with my friends at the time. I love the 80s and 90s pop of my childhood (Sporty Spice is my favorite and most vocally talented in my opinion! Her solo albums are pretty solid!) my first ever concert was Christina Aguilera at the age of twelve lol. I'm an 80s baby/90s kid. As an "elder millennial" these days, I prefer mostly 80s pop, rock, synth pop, and goth rock. And all the alternative rock I can get since that was my highschool experience lol. But I have also always adored my parents music from the 60s and 70s as well. Fleetwood Mac being my favorite of all time. Check them out!
I'll be honest, I'm about done with amberlynn. I was here for the trainwreck, and now... now it's just unbearable. She doesn't understand how ridiculous this whole run around thing is
39:51 I’m telling you rn. Oklahoma City, is pretty gay lol but not overwhelmingly like she’s saying. It’s still a very southern state. We are all prettty chill… but yeah 😅
I have never been on Oxempic or any other form of semaglutides, but it is well known that one of the side effects is gastrointestinal discomfort, possible vomiting and diaherra. Not everyone experiences this. Some folks who have been using these drugs for an extended period offer their personal experience that the worst side effects occur upon increasing the dosage (at least initially) or eating excessive amounts at one time or eating not the best food choices. Has Amber actually done any real research or listened to dietary advice from her medspa or new primary care physician? She has the idea that if she is not losing weight fast enough it has nothing to do with what she eats or how many calories she eats a day. It's a magic formula that will allow her to continue eating just as before and yet she will lose weight, maybe because she thinks the calories will just magically burn up and disappear. Not true. She is depressed if her breakup story is true, she wants the comfort of eating her favorite foods, just as always. She doesn't want to be nauseous or lose her appetite. It's her emotional dependency on eating that is making her hungry. The meds did not stop working, she just did.
I can't imagine being in a lesbian relationship for four years with an adult partner (Krystal) with whom I was living and never had any intimacy with them, even though sleeping in the same bed. That they built a pillow or stuffed animal divide between us at night. Just occasionally poking their breasts, filming their butts (against their will), filming them on the toilet as a substitute for a physical relationship. She has to have a really low sex drive or great insecurity issues about her own attractiveness.
I’m sorry but she’s trying to take it easy way out of losing weight. And she’s just lazy and won’t get up and working out. It HELPS to lose weight she still needs to put in the work TO LOSE THE WEIGHT. walking 10 minutes or 30 in a store isn’t enough girl actually has to lift weights
1:51:28 Even with ALR being the highest viewed gorl you cover Jordy shes kinda boring to me. I got into you with your Alicia content and slowly into foodie and Eugenia. Hope you do continue to cover lushy despite her and the temu lawyer. Love yah🫶
"This is not The Notebook-- it's The Journal" 💀 😂😂😂
Foodie Beauty's plate on the far right looks like a plate of 🤥💩😂 Edit: her far left.
I ugly laughed.
“This was honestly so cheap” GORL WE HEARD YOU 💋
Glitter & Lazers JUST did a video about semi-glutide not working for her anymore. ALR is back to taking other people's story again...
We gotta check in with ole G&L one of these days...
glitter and lazers is getting lymphadema surgery (liposuction) I wonder is amber will follow suit??? Amber says she's terrified of surgery though. wish amber would try to copy her work out routine, that'd actually be helpful to her
G&L is by far the worst gorl bc she's actually educated and had a privileged upbringing, yet she's just so delusional and lazy, everything is literally always someone's elses fault. ALR has admitted fault and guilt 10x more than Anna and that's saying something
@@musicsonlychildwhen has Amber ever taken accountability lol. She has all the excuses and people to blame.
The way you pronounced JC's name had me dead. Jordy, we're the same age.. How did you not know the infamous gay astronaut, Lance Bass. 🤣 I really needed the laugh, thank you always.
😂100% !!!
She spent all that time sorting out her cheap broken handbag but didn’t have enough time to set up the cat scratcher for her two cats
One of my best friends was on Ozempic. She was nauseated and felt pretty bad from side effects for the first 3 weeks, but those effects faded as her body adjusted. I honestly think she just doesn't like not being able to overeat for comfort.
Me n my boo on rewatch crew yelling “LIES” snd “THIEVES” at the gorls.
“Litterly,” “honestly,” can we please get a thesaurus?! I can’t watch her talk anymore. Idk how you do it.
Not gonna lie, I ask myself the same thing
Next week amberlynn moves from the apartment complex because valentine has her address
She sounds like she's struggling for breath--more noticeably than in other recent videos? Is it just me?
This is what happens when you rely on the medication to do all the work and not addressing the underlying problem she need to fix in therapy and with a proper medical professional…
not joey fat one 😭😭😭😭
Amber says that this woman loved her so hard but she lied and cheated on her. How is that loving you? Also, do you guys realize that she dozxed the mammogram woman because she mentioned that the huge Oklahoma City Amazon distribution center was across the street from the breast imaging center… I mean, duh
There we go. Didn't I say it? She'll say they gave her a placebo 🤡
Home from work and here for the replay!!
Chantal doesn't understand we watch Jordy for Jordy, but Jordy happens to talk about Chantal lmao
really real
When you brought up the dietician scene I thought you were going to say the one where she asks Tammy "okay are you S. Active?" To which tammy said "no" but then says "i think i might be pregnant because I'm ceaving weird things like water" then amy says "b**** you're just thirsty" BUT THE FACE OF THE DR had my dy ing because she was like "do i need to explain how babies are made to a grown a$s woman??????😳"
Not the wrist check 😭
You constantly saying JC had me constantly going “that’s my name yes it’s gay that’s my name” 😂
The chain is cheap but she I was too round shouldered to not break it even if it had been pricey
She doesn’t have health insurance, that’s why she is getting it from the med spa
I would love a conspiracy theory episode!!! ❤
That is a Betsey Johnson dress. I know because I may have had the exact same dress (in a torrid size 1) until I sold it on Poshmark!😂
I love that she moves in strangers into her home. She needs help. Who in their right mind moves in a stranger?? Insane.
40:44 I guarantee you her apartment did NOT do this for her. 😂
i just missed it! ugh!
Me too 😢
I sure hope Pookie had an eventful 4th of July...well, perhaps not as eventful as last years...Ha ha ha!
41:20 people with eating disorders do this to - i do it for comfort
The journal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't breath 💀💀💀💀💀 what if dusty was catfishin
Joey Fat one lmfao you’re so funny Jordy I can’t 😭😭😭😭
Imagine if there was a supersize vs superskinny episode with foodie/amber + eugenia
first american ep of supersize vs superskinny
Jordy, I'm so ashamed you know next to nothing about the Backstreet Boys. But still luv ya lol
Guys! I figured it out, Valentine IS big foot. That's why she lives "two different lives".
it shocked me that she said she could not get Howie from the other room without Salah's help. How many ounces does Howie weigh? She can't walk a few steps?
Rewatch crew !! ❤❤
jordy you called me tf out this episode.
my bf is 13 years older than me and im literally packing rn to move in with him later this month and we have never met in person 😅
@@squirrelypopsbananamukbang im not denying its unhinged
I hope your jokin
you’re a victim babe
tinfoil hat theory: one of the lies was that Valentine lied about her age, maybe shes actually a lot younger than Amber because that would make a lot of things make sense on Valentines end
aGORLaphobia
Are y’all dense !?!? Obviously this valentine person was a tool/made up lie, to be able to talk about Wifey where wifey couldn’t get mad and ALR could vent online about her covertly. A double life? I know what I deserve? Cheating? This is literally Wifey.
I'm on Mounjaro. Spent 4 weeks on 2.5mg, 8 weeks at 5mg and just moved up to 7.5mg as it wasnt working and this new increased dose also isnt working. I've lost 14kg but its so disheartening. I wonder if others on the same and different weight loss injections are experiencing the same issues
Amberlynn is going to have FBI Frank take you out Jordy. Lmao Also that one teacher that blamed you for coloring on the rug, put the word to other teachers for you to never be a teachers pet. 😂 So sorry Jord.❤
Like on a date?
@@Polly-Jean lmao No.
She can probably get a prescription for Wegovy which is the same medication as Ozempic but it’s the weight loss version it’s just really expensive and cheaper if you get the compound from a MedSpa. I’m sure her insurance wont paying for it.
You were correct about the song POP.
24:31 resourceful -Lynn lmao
salah rlly did kill her channel. foodie, it’s time to throw the whole mans away. irdk what she’s waiting for- gorl, there are so many desperate men out there! one of them *will* take u, and…**gasp** stay loyal!
i know it sounds crazy, but it’s true.
Okay but the album Celebrity was wayyy before it’s time! So many bops on there!
I just watched Steven Assanti on my 600 lb life and somehow the way foodie eats is still more repulsive to me
Omg that episode is ingrained into my head
I have to click out when you show foodie eating. People who make noise while they eat is so NASTY. 🤮
Omg i cant bare the sound of people eating. That "lip smacking" 🤮 its so cringy. Theres no need to do it its just disgusting, bad manners, irritating
When I was in middle school my hair was to my ass. It made me look skinnier than I was because of how thick it was. That’s probably why she keeps it that way…I mean our gorl did say shorter hair makes fat people look rounder and fatter. 💀
Hey Jordy. Long time follower, but first time commenter. While I certainly appreciate your humor in regards to Chantal, she is just dried up at this point. Nothing to see here. I will continue to support you, but when you start to comment on her, I bow out hun. Just keeping it real. HUGS
I'm surprised she found someone to butter up her rolls
Jordy, back when I was a tween/young teenager in the year 2000, BSB and N'sync were at their peak. One of my early crushes dubbed Joey Fatone as "Joey Fat One" and he would make fun of us stupid girls for liking the silly boy bands 😂 so your comment really brought me back! I thought it was funny as shit and I mostly listened to boy bands to fit in with my friends at the time. I love the 80s and 90s pop of my childhood (Sporty Spice is my favorite and most vocally talented in my opinion! Her solo albums are pretty solid!) my first ever concert was Christina Aguilera at the age of twelve lol. I'm an 80s baby/90s kid. As an "elder millennial" these days, I prefer mostly 80s pop, rock, synth pop, and goth rock. And all the alternative rock I can get since that was my highschool experience lol. But I have also always adored my parents music from the 60s and 70s as well. Fleetwood Mac being my favorite of all time. Check them out!
its not working coz she was never on it. its all a show
Yes lol
41:32 wtf lmfaoo
She needs to be FACT CHECKED constantly bc gorl has a history….
56:32 she is making it up as she speaks 😂😂😂
She didn’t _love_ you if she lied to you, gorl. You’re embarrassed b/c she succeeded and making you THINK she loved you.
I'll be honest, I'm about done with amberlynn. I was here for the trainwreck, and now... now it's just unbearable. She doesn't understand how ridiculous this whole run around thing is
she just lost weight so now she figures oh well now i can binge those 100 lbs i lost until i gotta worry about it shes terrified about being skinny
why cant Amberlynn be more like Eugenia?????
lol mean MEAN!
I saw this and died and immediately called my friend to tell him this comment 🤣
I wonder why Chantal has to tilt her head to the side while she eats? Could it have to do with her double chins choking her? I’m being mean and bad. 😅
But very possible
39:51 I’m telling you rn. Oklahoma City, is pretty gay lol but not overwhelmingly like she’s saying. It’s still a very southern state. We are all prettty chill… but yeah 😅
Her “style” gets worse every day lol
You just *know* she loved you so much? She just happens to not be lying about that one thing? Girl…
Amber going to sleep the first night after meeting someone face-to-face like “LoVe yOu, bABe!”
I have never been on Oxempic or any other form of semaglutides, but it is well known that one of the side effects is gastrointestinal discomfort, possible vomiting and diaherra. Not everyone experiences this. Some folks who have been using these drugs for an extended period offer their personal experience that the worst side effects occur upon increasing the dosage (at least initially) or eating excessive amounts at one time or eating not the best food choices.
Has Amber actually done any real research or listened to dietary advice from her medspa or new primary care physician? She has the idea that if she is not losing weight fast enough it has nothing to do with what she eats or how many calories she eats a day. It's a magic formula that will allow her to continue eating just as before and yet she will lose weight, maybe because she thinks the calories will just magically burn up and disappear. Not true.
She is depressed if her breakup story is true, she wants the comfort of eating her favorite foods, just as always. She doesn't want to be nauseous or lose her appetite. It's her emotional dependency on eating that is making her hungry. The meds did not stop working, she just did.
I can't imagine being in a lesbian relationship for four years with an adult partner (Krystal) with whom I was living and never had any intimacy with them, even though sleeping in the same bed. That they built a pillow or stuffed animal divide between us at night. Just occasionally poking their breasts, filming their butts (against their will), filming them on the toilet as a substitute for a physical relationship. She has to have a really low sex drive or great insecurity issues about her own attractiveness.
I wasn’t an Justin/NSYNC fan and i know that song so id say it was big
I’m sorry but she’s trying to take it easy way out of losing weight. And she’s just lazy and won’t get up and working out. It HELPS to lose weight she still needs to put in the work TO LOSE THE WEIGHT. walking 10 minutes or 30 in a store isn’t enough girl actually has to lift weights
omg ffg and jordy beefin 😭
we are??
i see you jordy 😂👀
@@OhLordyItsJordyyou’re a shady gorl 😭
I 8 💀
This is honestly so cheap x10
Hi
1:51:28 Even with ALR being the highest viewed gorl you cover Jordy shes kinda boring to me. I got into you with your Alicia content and slowly into foodie and Eugenia. Hope you do continue to cover lushy despite her and the temu lawyer. Love yah🫶
Hey
First
I’m watching late but I live in Tulsa Oklahoma and for a red state it is very queer. Just sayin