@@sponsoredbywalmart Robot needs blood. Humans all dead. Hell has blood. Robot goes to hell. Cue best FPS game to come out in the past 5-10 years. It says its supposed to be like "Quake" meeting "Devil May Cry" but honestly its gameplay is wholly unique in that it allows for a lot of technical freedom that really hasn't been seen in any FPS game.
My favorite thing about the King Minos fight is when you have to parry his 3 pointer or he rips your head off and dunks it straight down to the 9th circle of hell, it really adds a sense of difficulty that most current games lack
Hell. Imagine minos being able to parry/dodge your attacks. I.E dodging to the left/right when you shoot him with the shotgun, or him breaking the cannonballs you send his way. Or him snatching your mid air coins and then pulling a +CHARGEBACK on you
The combination of ORDER's intense tragedy and Space Jam's unrelenting beat and vibe is actually crack to my brain. I just wish there was a perfectly looped version without the in-/outro. I might not listen to anything else if that existed.
if somebody doesn't understand the quote in the beginning: "Ah.... free.. at last. Oh.. SLAMriel, now dawns thine SLAMening. And thy SLAM shall JAM before the temples of FELLARS! Creature of SLAM, my JAM apon thee for my freedom, but the SLAM thy kind have JAM against humanity, are not forgotten! And thy punishment, is SLAM JAM!"
Transcript: "Ah... free at last. O SLAM-riel... now dawns thy SLAM-oning, and thy SLAM shall JAM before the temples of FELLAS! Creature of SLAM, my JAM upon thee for my freedom. But the SLAMs thy kind have JAMMed against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment is SLAM JAM."
Ah, free at last. Oh, Gabriel, now dawns thy dunkening. And thy ankles shall be broken before the hoops of man! Creature of ball, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the fouls thy kind have commited against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment..... IS DUNK!
I remember when King Barkley turned the Layup of Slam into a beautiful, thriving city for b-ballers who's only crime was slamming with the best. It was a sad day for all when Michael Jordan and the Court of Angels struck King Barkley down for opposing the rules of Spalding, and reduced the Slam Layup into a decrepit hole where souls are condemned to jam with the rest.
There's a phase where if you don't dodge on time, Minos literally dunks on you after sending you flying I wonder if someone can manage to mod the game so this rip plays if that happens
"Ah... off the bench at last. O Jordan... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy ball shall glisten before the courts of man! Baller of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the penalties thy team have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is hoops!"
Crrrrreature of slam, I thank thee for my jamdome. But the slams thy kind have jammed against humanity... Are not... Forgotten! And thy punishment is dunk!
"Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thine 3 pointers shall swish before the backboard of man! Creature of steel, I'm fucking balling. But the travels thy kind have committed against thy basketball court are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is nothing but NET!"
This songs like Russian Roulette. There's a 50% chance I get the normal version but sometimes this shit gets autoplayed because RUclips recognizes SiIvagunner as an artist now. I guess I have to like this song now...
This has to be the most incompatible song to be mashed with space jam- which is saying a lot considering for this song- but despite that you somehow made it sound good
It's finally happened. Charles Prime has come to show us JUDGEMENT and SLAM.
**gets dropkicked**
Jam Prime
Of course you'd be here
C R U S H
PREPARE THYSELF
OH GOD MINOS IS FUCKING BALLIN
DUNKED ON BY THIS FUCKING GOPRO
Essence of Andre
MINOS FUCKING BALLING???
Mankind is Ballin
Dunks Are Fuel
The Court Is Full
Abandon all slam, ye who jam in here.
Something jammin this way comes
A MERE SLAM
If you are not playing ULTRAKILL then you are not living life to the full extent of the jam.
i love and hate that i got that reference
but also what's ultrakill like? it looks really cool
@@sponsoredbywalmart Robot needs blood. Humans all dead. Hell has blood. Robot goes to hell. Cue best FPS game to come out in the past 5-10 years. It says its supposed to be like "Quake" meeting "Devil May Cry" but honestly its gameplay is wholly unique in that it allows for a lot of technical freedom that really hasn't been seen in any FPS game.
@@equinoxo8813 holy shit that sounds great
im not an fps guy myself but ill definitely take a look at it
Also if you love ULTRAKILL, you should read Umineko
Holy shit is that an EXAPUNKS reference???????
My favorite thing about the King Minos fight is when you have to parry his 3 pointer or he rips your head off and dunks it straight down to the 9th circle of hell, it really adds a sense of difficulty that most current games lack
"SLAM storage" taking on a whole other meaning
I’m pretty sure the S. R. S. Cannon being in the game is Hakita’s way of telling us this rip is canon.
Imagine V1 and minos having a dodgeball game but instead of dodgeball it's S.R.S cannon ball
Hell. Imagine minos being able to parry/dodge your attacks.
I.E dodging to the left/right when you shoot him with the shotgun, or him breaking the cannonballs you send his way. Or him snatching your mid air coins and then pulling a +CHARGEBACK on you
Warning: the Rip you are about to listen to is Canon.
The Ultradunk Style ranking system:
Dunkin'
Crushin'
Ballin'
Air-tight!
Slam dunk!
SSlamage!!
SSSLAM JAM!!!
ULTRADUNK
this level is called court of the corpse king for a reason
@@6-1-6 P-1 is called Soul survivor
@@morithelaurie6270 yeah
@@morithelaurie6270 Soul baller
Amen
legend says his soles didn't survive
This monologue is legit the plot of Megaman Sprite Game
is the giant basketball from the ending of the game basically the flesh prison?
ULTRAKILL rips are always appreciated.
ULTRAKILL rips are always appreciated.
ULTRAKILL rips are always appreciated.
ULTRAKILL rips are always appreciated.
ULTRAKILL rips are always appreciated.
ULTRAKILL rips are always appreciated.
The combination of ORDER's intense tragedy and Space Jam's unrelenting beat and vibe is actually crack to my brain.
I just wish there was a perfectly looped version without the in-/outro. I might not listen to anything else if that existed.
the channel KIWWA21 made a extended remix without the intro/ending.
"Machine...thy gratitude upon me for mine freedom...but please STOP KILLING ME REPEATEDLY."
"haha fistful of spacejam go na nana na na"
_"Nice cointoss, now dodge this over-_*_JAM"_*
if somebody doesn't understand the quote in the beginning:
"Ah.... free.. at last. Oh.. SLAMriel, now dawns thine SLAMening. And thy SLAM shall JAM before the temples of FELLARS! Creature of SLAM, my JAM apon thee for my freedom, but the SLAM thy kind have JAM against humanity, are not forgotten! And thy punishment, is SLAM JAM!"
Transcript:
"Ah... free at last. O SLAM-riel... now dawns thy SLAM-oning, and thy SLAM shall JAM before the temples of FELLAS! Creature of SLAM, my JAM upon thee for my freedom. But the SLAMs thy kind have JAMMed against humanity are not forgotten. And thy punishment is SLAM JAM."
Ah, free at last.
Oh, Gabriel, now dawns thy dunkening.
And thy ankles shall be broken before the hoops of man!
Creature of ball, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom.
But the fouls thy kind have commited against humanity are not forgotten.
And thy punishment.....
IS DUNK!
I remember when King Barkley turned the Layup of Slam into a beautiful, thriving city for b-ballers who's only crime was slamming with the best.
It was a sad day for all when Michael Jordan and the Court of Angels struck King Barkley down for opposing the rules of Spalding, and reduced the Slam Layup into a decrepit hole where souls are condemned to jam with the rest.
Also really well done job at re-arranging the Space Jam theme into 3/4.
There's a phase where if you don't dodge on time, Minos literally dunks on you after sending you flying
I wonder if someone can manage to mod the game so this rip plays if that happens
Nice touch of some of the lines from the game and also sentence mixing those to be about space jam too
All we need now is VERSUS ripped and we're good
And duel
Welp
@@DoctorBones1 no DUEL rip as of now
Just came back to this channel after a 3 month break, and OH MY GOD HE’S DOING ULTRAKILL
you literally can't make this song sound bad
Which? Like both? Because yeah, you right
@@jensendavis640 I wasn't referring to both, but yeah.
New megalovania
@@twiinArmageddons fr iike bro minos knows when you reset
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that someone went through the trouble of changing Space Jam's time signature to 3/4?
THY SLAM IS JAM
HOLY SHIT BALLIN
imagine minos instead of saying JUDGEMENT before he dropkicks you, he instead says BALLIN before fuckin dunkin you
I personally thought the hardest part of the fight is parring his basketball projectiles
there's something so catchy about space jam in 3/4, and the energy of the vocals and percussion of it along with the melancholy of ORDER.
When u fill the basketball with gunpowder and then start punching the rounds to make them faster:
"Ah... off the bench at last. O Jordan... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy ball shall glisten before the courts of man! Baller of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the penalties thy team have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is hoops!"
minos prime reaches into his face hole and pulls out a basketball
nananananana part is goated
This one really goes hard, feel free to screendunk
MORE ULTRAKILL RIPS PLS
LET'S GO ULTRAKILL RIP
Now Siiva needs to do a version of this with Sisyphus’ theme
THE JAM IS PERFECTION
You see, Minos Prime says "Dunk". This is actually a reference in Ultradunk that he is going to dunk you.
Crrrrreature of slam, I thank thee for my jamdome. But the slams thy kind have jammed against humanity... Are not... Forgotten! And thy punishment is dunk!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
"Ahh, free at last... oh Jordriel... now dawns thy slamening."
MANKIND IS BALLIN
BLOOD IS BALLIN
HELL IS BALLIN
slamjams to vibe to while restarting P-1
"Oh SLAMbriel"
"The slams thy kind hath jammed against humanity are not forgotten." - Minos Jordan
"Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thine 3 pointers shall swish before the backboard of man! Creature of steel, I'm fucking balling. But the travels thy kind have committed against thy basketball court are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is nothing but NET!"
That voice, It sounds like The Stanley Parable Narrator,
I will look up what this game is...
That's Stephan Weyte, known for his role as Caleb in Blood. He plays King Minos in Ultrakill
Always need more ULTRAKILL
This is absolutely incredible holy shit
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MINOS JUST CROSSED UP ANDRE
can someone make a mod where instead of having to kill Minos you have to beat him in basketball and have this song play
Gabriel will never be better at ballin' than Minos
JAM-MENT!
IM LAUGHING AND JAMMING WTF LMAO
Legitimately cannot believe that this is real
We're obviously in the good timeline
Foolishness, Charles. Foolishness.
This songs like Russian Roulette. There's a 50% chance I get the normal version but sometimes this shit gets autoplayed because RUclips recognizes SiIvagunner as an artist now. I guess I have to like this song now...
The worst part is youtube always wants to recommend this fucking song. This has become the fucking checkpoint video for me.
Ultrafunguns mod basketball be like:
ULTRAKILL rips lets fucking GOOOO
Unironically goes hard 🙏🙏💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
SiIvaGunner ballin ultrakill mashup oh my god
Machine, look at this rip
imagine king minos SLAM!ming against barkv1 in a flesh court and upon losing he gets SLAM!med right back into the second layer of hell again
idk why but this is unironically good
I wonder if i can change Minos' theme to that. If that's possible that's gotta be amazing
*JUDGEMENT!*
**dunks**
PREPARE THYSELF
*dunks on V1*
OH GOD MINOS IS BALLING NO WAY
V1 in multivirsus when WB
Ultrakill rips? Today just got a lot better!
now dawns thy SLAM
creature of SLAM
my time hath SLAM
this is literally everything ive ever wanted
finally an ultrakill rip
Now downs thy SLAM.
Official ULTRABALLIN theme
hey guys lets shoot some hoops
minos in his prime:
This is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But the SLAMS thy kind have JAMMED against humanity...are NOT FORGOTTEN.
"DUNK." -Slamos Prime
THE COURT OF THE CORPSE KING
Ay no whacha gon, ay no whatya gon, ay no whatya gom
he will never BALLIN!
Court Sanctum 1, Slam Survivor
AND THY PUNISHMENT.... IS SLAM.
GLORIOUS
dreamed
V1, watch thou, as i am fucking BALLING
ULTRABALLING
talk about ultra ballin' XD
before the temple of fellas
This has to be the most incompatible song to be mashed with space jam- which is saying a lot considering for this song- but despite that you somehow made it sound good
Im surprised how well this works in 3:4 time
THY SLAM SHALL JAM
Why does this *work*?
It works, baby, works.
Minos be ballin'
DUNK PRIME
creature of steel look its big chungus
Now all that is needed is a Space Jam x WAR rip.
Judgement 👩⚖️