Batman - All Movies Reviewed pt. 1

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @damonedrington3453
    @damonedrington3453 Год назад +2634

    “What has yellow skin and writes?”
    “A ballpoint banana”
    “Right”
    All this being said with completely straight faces had me in genuine tears

    • @octochan
      @octochan Год назад +35

      Unfortunately I lack the gene to process that sort of thing as 'funny', so all I could do was go "what?!"

    • @dezzyschannel3078
      @dezzyschannel3078 Год назад

      ​@@octochanDamn I'm sorry you lack that gene. Hope you develop it, so stupid things can be funny.

    • @tridonstrident6785
      @tridonstrident6785 Год назад +153

      @@octochan cool man

    • @hastyscorpion
      @hastyscorpion Год назад

      @@octochansucks for you man.

    • @JJ-to6qu
      @JJ-to6qu Год назад +126

      He’s literally holding a pencil when he says it.

  • @Juddddddddy
    @Juddddddddy Год назад +4795

    When Robin first walks into the batcave and says, "This thing is nicer than my apartment," it was truly a display of masterful writing.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Год назад +4646

    Batman confirming that alcoholics are in fact, still human beings, was a big moment

    • @albertmendez8174
      @albertmendez8174 Год назад +42

      My worlds colliding Marcus Patterrz, Breadsword and Gameboyluke cage lock four way

    • @nat_is_kinda_dumb4421
      @nat_is_kinda_dumb4421 Год назад +88

      I felt so seen when he said that honestly

    • @Heisenburger1050
      @Heisenburger1050 Год назад +1

      didn't expect to see you here but hi

    • @razamirza5841
      @razamirza5841 Год назад +3

      Is that Daniel "Patterrz" Patterson I spy?

    • @scarlettmccain
      @scarlettmccain Год назад +4

      Whoa when worlds collide. A RUclipsr I like watching ANOTHER RUclipsr I like 😌🤯😂

  • @alien4292
    @alien4292 11 месяцев назад +904

    I will say there’s a line in Batman and Robin that I unironically love, and it’s from Alfred when Bruce is asking Alfred if he has any regrets about being the butler to the Wayne’s and whatnot Alfred responds with: “my only regret is that I could not be out there with you”
    Like that just feels so fatherly and wholesome from Alfred

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 9 месяцев назад +79

      Alfred's actor definitely understood the assignment, which is funny since him and Gordon are the only two actors to be in ALL 4 80s-90s live action films

    • @louisb.6149
      @louisb.6149 Месяц назад +3

      One of the most fatherly iterations of Alfred we’ve had. I really loved that. That subplot of Alfred dying though was so fucked up lmao

  • @colbyconway1036
    @colbyconway1036 Год назад +1366

    Reading that bit about “this thing is nicer than my apartment” made me appreciate how great Marcus is

  • @sumthingnvm0
    @sumthingnvm0 Год назад +1298

    The part where Batman goes "This thing is nicer than my apartment" is simply my favorite line.

    • @nolanc9432
      @nolanc9432 Год назад +30

      Or the part where he goes “This thing is nicer than my apartment”

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 Год назад +18

      i died when he said "this thing is nicer than my apartment"

    • @Kenanigans_Cafe
      @Kenanigans_Cafe Год назад +9

      I have a bumper sticker that says “This thing is nicer than my apartment.”

    • @thedood_bro5021
      @thedood_bro5021 Год назад +8

      But when Robin said "This thing is nicer than my apartment" I felt that in my soul

    • @timtwoface
      @timtwoface Год назад +1

      @@thedood_bro5021 Yeah Robin also said that when he first went into the Batcave, I remember that well. Alfred's response was even better and had me in stitches.

  • @JoshuaDHSW
    @JoshuaDHSW Год назад +1126

    I almost died laughing at 5:32 with the Bat Ladder. “I’m sorry, this movie is airtight, it might be too smart for me”. Genius

    • @mitsuzune
      @mitsuzune 10 месяцев назад +20

      And after that when the shark gets lifted up😂

    • @lucacircelli59
      @lucacircelli59 10 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂

  • @landler656
    @landler656 5 месяцев назад +222

    33:46 Another side to this is that Danny Trejo specifically requests that if he's a bad guy, he's gotta die by the end. He doesn't ever want to be viewed as a role model for being a bad person.
    I always thought that was really wholesome.

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 5 месяцев назад +49

      Because of that specific rule he is the most killed mainstream actor

    • @thisisfyne
      @thisisfyne Месяц назад +4

      @@rainingcomplete3018 It's not Sean Bean?

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 Месяц назад +17

      @ Surprisingly no! While Sean Bean has more memorable deaths, Danny Trejo has more overall. Quantity versus quality thing.

    • @sisyr5615
      @sisyr5615 Месяц назад +3

      Probably also because Trejo used to be an actual bad guy IRL before he turned his life around and became an actor.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 28 дней назад

      ​@@rainingcomplete3018Christopher Lee has the most deaths in cinema history.

  • @willandco.9096
    @willandco.9096 Год назад +642

    Getting sucked into the world of 80s-90s Batman and seeing the art direction of Gotham City really just makes me think “this thing is nicer than my apartment”

  • @Truck-kun11
    @Truck-kun11 Год назад +3753

    Batman as a character is absurdly flexible, he works both in more serious and violent stories and in slapstick comedies.

    • @atb1953
      @atb1953 Год назад +161

      and we all know Lego Batman and batman 66 are the best

    • @asura7915
      @asura7915 Год назад +22

      @@atb1953 nah

    • @Prince_Luci
      @Prince_Luci Год назад +92

      And he’s also physically flexible. Capable of splits, and other high level gymnastics.

    • @killert_7759
      @killert_7759 Год назад +69

      Batman and Godzilla, the most tonally flexible characters

    • @MutantsInDisguise
      @MutantsInDisguise Год назад

      ​@@killert_7759as is Bond

  • @UaskIanswer
    @UaskIanswer Год назад +546

    I like the part in The Dark Knight when Batman is interrogating the Joker and he leans in gently to Batman to whisper “this thing is nicer than my apartment”.

  • @Crimson.Creates
    @Crimson.Creates 9 месяцев назад +89

    9:15 "He pours water on the goon dust"
    That line out of context is hilarious for some reason

  • @thrillcollectors
    @thrillcollectors Год назад +568

    17:58 the line “he looks like a muppet” over the shot of him breaking his back to look up is comedy gold

    • @quinnscarbrough5474
      @quinnscarbrough5474 Год назад +15

      Literally rewatched that clip so many times 🤣

    • @tylershadlow5792
      @tylershadlow5792 Год назад

      I also like jokes...

    • @juno1752
      @juno1752 Год назад +4

      When I watched this movie for the first time I imitated the ridiculous back bend for everyone I could. They built multiple suits for the film to allow for certain movements, they couldn’t give him a suit that wasn’t a literal back brace??

  • @cinderofgods8698
    @cinderofgods8698 Год назад +1061

    Hearing Marcus talk about his Batman forever toys and how two face was a central part of his "action figure lore" just made my day. That was just adorable. This video was a joy to watch definitely nicer than my apartment.

    • @ChrisGriswold
      @ChrisGriswold Год назад +31

      It's extremely relatable. Nothing beats the worlds and stories we created

    • @soleperfect236
      @soleperfect236 Год назад +19

      Yeah this part brought me back. I’m sure we all had some action figures of older siblings having no clue who they were but they looked evil and that was enough to make them a central figure for the bad guys.

  • @kvvvy6359
    @kvvvy6359 Год назад +886

    Pairing the "batman moves like a Muppet" line with the clip of Keaton bending at the waist to look upward was perfect

    • @RaysTrains
      @RaysTrains Год назад +21

      I died laughing 😂😂😂

    • @onionturtle3295
      @onionturtle3295 Год назад +15

      It was nicer than my apartment

    • @happycampermusic181
      @happycampermusic181 11 месяцев назад +4

      Watching fresh off of RKG cast the muppets as Batman characters in an episode of retry, Disney needs to give us the muppets Batman NOW

  • @VaderPopsVicodin10
    @VaderPopsVicodin10 7 месяцев назад +49

    Idk why but I've always loved the part where Nicholson's Joker takes out a pair of glasses and asks Batman "You wouldn't hit a guy in glasses, would ya?" and then immediately gets decked in the face.. it just always makes me chuckle.

  • @johnkinch6000
    @johnkinch6000 Год назад +278

    Honestly the way Adam West's Batman delivers the line "This thing is nicer than my apartment" really sets him apart from the rest. I don't know how you could consider anyone else the GOAT

  • @kornisz1148
    @kornisz1148 Год назад +463

    Batman’s smile in Batman Forever literally made me cry with laughter. I feel like I should watch this movie

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 Год назад +23

      It is a lot better than I remember.

    • @ape5490
      @ape5490 Год назад +28

      val kilmer is a great batman actor you should watch it

    • @coreywallace2052
      @coreywallace2052 Год назад +4

      You should

    • @thehumanity0
      @thehumanity0 Год назад +4

      I remember Batman Forever being one of my favorites as a kid, like instinctively knowing Batman 1 is the better movie, but Batman Forever just being way more fun and exciting

    • @samirh2758
      @samirh2758 Год назад +1

      It's terrible. People tend to look fondly on things from their childhood, but if you have never seen it and have no nostalgic attachment to it, you're gonna hate it.

  • @botanivich
    @botanivich Год назад +552

    I’m so sorry that you went out with someone and they confessed by saying “this thing is nicer than my apartment.” Truly a heartbreaking moment.

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 Год назад +10

      At least he went out with someone.

    • @jakek1735
      @jakek1735 Год назад +11

      At least heartbreak feels good in a place like this

    • @Vanillastump
      @Vanillastump Год назад +4

      I mean, let's be honest. A movie theater is way nicer than most apartments. Messier with weird smells, but bigger with massive TVs.

  • @comicsams5399
    @comicsams5399 9 месяцев назад +42

    “Eat Floor” one of the greatest lines in a superhero movie

    • @CM-158
      @CM-158 26 дней назад

      Eat floor...high in fibre, classic !!!

  • @paulinabarszez4879
    @paulinabarszez4879 Год назад +314

    Man, Bane in these early movies had such a heartbreaking backstory. When he enters the wayne manor and says "this place is nicer than my appartment"... Brings a tear to my eye

  • @mothersbasement
    @mothersbasement Год назад +1830

    your segment on the toys just unlocked some DEEP memories. The missile on that Batmobile might be the first piece of a toy I ever lost

    • @Gwadzilla7
      @Gwadzilla7 Год назад +45

      I'm convinced you literally watch every RUclips video ever, Geoff

    • @_pief_
      @_pief_ Год назад +35

      unexpected crossover

    • @playzz8347
      @playzz8347 Год назад +12

      There’s no way

    • @perfectharmony9943
      @perfectharmony9943 Год назад +17

      Why does it make sense that Geoff would watch this channel

    • @moonwhooper
      @moonwhooper Год назад +5

      Watch mojo top 10 crossovers

  • @OpenDisasterProductions
    @OpenDisasterProductions Год назад +481

    The Joker’s backstory is so sad. When he goes into the jail cell and says “This thing is nicer than my apartment”, it made my heart break.

  • @RobinRhombus2
    @RobinRhombus2 4 месяца назад +16

    Shrek was originally planned to be Penguin's brother in the original version of the script, which is why Penguin wanted to kill all the firstborn sons of Gotham. That's why he was so prominent in the story but since that was written out of the script, he doesn't really have a place and could've been replaced by literally any other rich guy.

  • @Jimmythehead
    @Jimmythehead Год назад +385

    I’ve been looking forward to “this” video for so long. Some”thing” I always love about Marcus “is” that he always takes the time to be “nicer” to movies like these “than” most critics would be by viewing the movies in the context of their release. Can’t wait to watch part two in “my apartment”.

  • @carsoncallender5333
    @carsoncallender5333 Год назад +240

    I loved when poison Ivy woke up surrounded by all those plants and was all like “this thing is nicer than my apartment!”

  • @ImaniGermano
    @ImaniGermano 11 месяцев назад +15

    Of all the movies he could choose to use as an example of Tim Burton making "bad movies", he chose Corpse Bride. It's like he WANTS people to think he's stupid.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 28 дней назад +1

      Yes. You have Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory right there...

  • @baval5
    @baval5 11 месяцев назад +715

    12:42
    Hmm, you gave Adam West a B. B is for Batman, but B also sounds like Bee, the number one pollinator for plants. Plants are controlled by the nefarious Poison Ivy. Ivy is also the name of a League of schools known world wide for being among the best. Best also rhymes with West.... Great Scott Robin, he named Adam West the Best Batman!

    • @GPS_DS
      @GPS_DS 9 месяцев назад +44

      I can’t say I disagree with that title.

    • @Gabefalconb
      @Gabefalconb 5 месяцев назад +20

      I am a scientist that specializes in bees. The science on this checks out.

    • @Johndoe_ds27
      @Johndoe_ds27 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@Gabefalconbthank you bee scientist

  • @davinci3478
    @davinci3478 Год назад +469

    Adam West Batman saying “some days you just cant get rid of a bomb” will forever be comedic gold

    • @andyb6400
      @andyb6400 Год назад +14

      Why he's the best batman and I won't hear otherwise. Only one that got close is Lego Batman

    • @WayneManor666
      @WayneManor666 Год назад

      Agreed.

    • @thelocust619
      @thelocust619 Год назад +4

      Eat floor.

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Год назад

      ​@@andyb6400you just like meme Batman lol

    • @andyb6400
      @andyb6400 Год назад +3

      @@Vivi_9 you mean good Batman

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Год назад +204

    Seeing the Penguin bite off a guy's nose to then seeing Jim Carrey dance like a madman as the Riddler was the biggest tonal shift I experienced as a kid.

    • @zaidabraham7310
      @zaidabraham7310 3 месяца назад +1

      I don't think it's such a big tonal shift. The Penguin is still silly as hell in Batman Returns.

  • @Jack-kb5nb
    @Jack-kb5nb 11 месяцев назад +16

    The kiss from a rose being immortalized by Batman makes me laugh so hard 😂

  • @Bluemoontexan
    @Bluemoontexan Год назад +276

    Real talk Marcus I think this is the best script for a video you’ve done. Very tight and great comedic timing!

    • @rgggxo
      @rgggxo Год назад +11

      I laughed out loud multiple times. I might have to agree w you!

    • @siberiasian
      @siberiasian Год назад

      'damn that coochie can s-'

    • @dasarne2579
      @dasarne2579 Год назад +6

      Couldn't agree more. The script is definitely nicer than my apartment.

  • @rxsiu
    @rxsiu Год назад +392

    "I don't give a fuck about the crime rate, I can deal with that. I can get like a Ring doorbell or something." Top tier take

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 8 месяцев назад +16

      Rent is probably like $12, but the average pay per hour is like 63 cents.

  • @hairstylesgalore2375
    @hairstylesgalore2375 Год назад +467

    My favorite part about all the Batman movies is that they always include the line “this thing is nicer than my apartment” it’s always a great callback line.

    • @Hawkatana
      @Hawkatana Год назад +7

      Why is everyone talking about apartments?

    • @atb1953
      @atb1953 Год назад +9

      @@Hawkatana you didnt watch the video

    • @corelinian
      @corelinian Год назад +14

      “This comment is nicer than my apartment,” said Batman as he climbed down the bat-ladder. “Jee willikers Batman she’s beauty and she’s grace!!” Cried Robin as he quickly followed behind.

    • @Hawkatana
      @Hawkatana Год назад +1

      @@atb1953 I did, and I'm still confused.

    • @prizzl0
      @prizzl0 Год назад +1

      @@Hawkatanaha, they don’t know how to use the three seashells

  • @jayjaelin0677
    @jayjaelin0677 10 месяцев назад +8

    49:10 i have no idea why, but batman and robin on riding on surfboards in the sky from an explosion with "i am all of me" blasting in the background is the funniest shit to me.

  • @benplsek5760
    @benplsek5760 Год назад +1545

    MARCUS ITS BEEN A MONTH WE NEED PART TWO
    UPDATE: IT FINALLY DROPPED LETS GOOOOO

    • @timothymcqueen3408
      @timothymcqueen3408 11 месяцев назад +53

      The thing is, it just keeps me watching over and over again in anticipation.

    • @Bluefire6567
      @Bluefire6567 11 месяцев назад +45

      hes prob having copy right issues again

    • @benplsek5760
      @benplsek5760 11 месяцев назад

      that's a good point@@Bluefire6567

    • @littleredruri
      @littleredruri 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Bluefire6567 fucking warner brothers

    • @brianmcgirr3115
      @brianmcgirr3115 11 месяцев назад +19

      Tell him to quit playing BG3 and make some god damn content

  • @johnnybigbones4955
    @johnnybigbones4955 Год назад +534

    I'm glad that Marcus has the "batman does not kill" rule so high in his judgements.

    • @niceguy191
      @niceguy191 Год назад +47

      Yes, although counting the thugs in the '66 movie is not fair at all. They die due to Penguin accidentally using heavy water to rehydrate them, nothing that is Batman's fault

    • @travistotle
      @travistotle Год назад +6

      I would agree... and yet his low ranking of Michael Keaton's Batman is just an inexcusable take. Michael Keaton = Best Batman FIGHT ME!

    • @ghoul5371
      @ghoul5371 Год назад +34

      ⁠@@travistotleit’s very, very, veryyyy excusable

    • @StewartFletcher
      @StewartFletcher Год назад +2

      ​@travistotle I will. He's the worst on screen Batman.

    • @DianaGohan
      @DianaGohan Год назад

      @@travistotle *Holds up picture of Kevin Conroy*
      You still want this fight boy cause I will stomp you into the mud.

  • @ConnyBaby
    @ConnyBaby Год назад +600

    Batman has to be by far one of my favorite characters in fiction. Something about having insane plot armor just makes him so fun to root for

    • @b_delta9725
      @b_delta9725 Год назад +35

      it's kinda strange and cool that arguably the most beloved superhero is the one that has no powers. spiderman is also up there and most people don't even know how strong that guy is, people like that he's a teenager with money/relationship problems who beats up tragic villains and cares for his city. relatable characters are always beloved

    • @TheDudeSmashTrash
      @TheDudeSmashTrash Год назад +26

      "by far one of" is such a funny phrase, i'm sorry

    • @A9sAs
      @A9sAs Год назад +7

      ​@@TheDudeSmashTrashI know right? Using "by far" and then "one of" to play it safe

    • @dominickirwan7436
      @dominickirwan7436 Год назад +4

      I'm starting to not be interested in him, the trust fund kid beats up the mentally ill loses appeal the more serious it is made.

    • @ConnyBaby
      @ConnyBaby Год назад

      ⁠@@A9sAslol true, i wasn’t sure how i felt about him. Spider-Man, Flash (Barry Allen), and Batman are all tied as my favorite

  • @sebastianro7746
    @sebastianro7746 Месяц назад +7

    39:35 the quote is from the movie “Beverly Hills Cop”

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Год назад +290

    What I really love about 1989's Joker is the permanent smile thing they do with him. The way it constantly twists his face is a really cool effect we haven't seen since.

    • @lapislazuli5035
      @lapislazuli5035 Год назад +26

      I like how he's a gangster, but even before he falls into the vat of chemicals, it's mentioned that he's already viewed as a little crazy to begin with (Eckhardt calls him an "A1 nutjob" or something like that) and he is mentioned as being highly intelligent with chemistry, which explains how he can make Smilex.

    • @halfmettlealchemist8076
      @halfmettlealchemist8076 Год назад +26

      I’m mixed on how Batman ‘89 handles Joker’s origin/connection to Bruce Wayne, but I do like how they establish that Jack was always kind of a dick even before he fell into the acid. Especially since Joker’s always going on about his whole “one bad day” ideology and how it’s the reason why he became what he is now, so it’s refreshing to have a piece of media that just goes, “oh yeah no he was always like that, the acid just gave him an excuse to be even worse.”

    • @jureigeeksoutoccasionally
      @jureigeeksoutoccasionally 10 месяцев назад +2

      I absolutely adore Jack Nicholson in general, but in this movie his performance is truly wonderful

  • @BlindGardener
    @BlindGardener Год назад +342

    It's such a joy hearing you talk about movies. It's almost like having a conversation.

    • @bobloblaw418
      @bobloblaw418 Год назад +14

      Yay parasocialism

    • @lucs028
      @lucs028 Год назад

      ​@@bobloblaw418parasocializing* although now I want a theory that integrates parasocial relationships and socialism

  • @Persephone_ch
    @Persephone_ch Год назад +126

    I still can't believe how beautiful Wayne Manor looked in "Batman: Forever." That was top tier set design.
    Robin really just walked in there and said, "This thing is nicer than my apartment."

  • @whoaitsdanny
    @whoaitsdanny 11 месяцев назад +6

    Everything here is good but holy crap. The Batman & Robin segment. Marcus goes HARD and just doesn't stop. The editing, the deadpan snark. It's all so good. I died

  • @crocharisma
    @crocharisma Год назад +218

    Putting the batman beyond theme at the end is such a nice touch. Its such a great show and really made me think "This thing is nicer than my apartment"

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Год назад +4

      I'm still so glad that current WB with the still on-going problems of the DCEU hasn't touched _Batman Beyond_ (yet--sigh). A bad live-action wouldn't ruin the original, but it would still sting.

    • @trika91
      @trika91 Год назад +4

      @@MusicoftheDamned It could've just been a standalone, like 'Joker' and 'The Batman'.
      They had the prefect opertunity to use Keaton as Oldman Bruce, to mentor Terry Mcginnis (whatever young actor who'd play him), but wasted him 'The Flash' movie (and Batgirl if that had came out).

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Год назад +1

      @@trika91 True. A standalone is currently the only way I could see it being good even with James Gunn taking over, but I guess we'll see if he'll eventry to touch at all after, well, whatever is going on with that. As much as the MCU has become a mess after _Endgame_ (somewhat predictably), it's still difficult to comprehend that the DCEU a full decade later is *still* more of mess--as seen with pretty much every DCEU movie this year--as someone who grew up with the DCAU.
      Sigh. It would be nice if DC could *finally* get its crap together for the live-action movies if they insist on doing them rather than only having like done five good ones out of the last thirty they've made (and actually released--R.I.P. _Batgirl_ movie).

  • @t.mcgarry4
    @t.mcgarry4 Год назад +83

    Nelson Riddle working on Batman is the same energy as Marc Webb directing Spiderman

  • @ThatDudeinBlue
    @ThatDudeinBlue Год назад +1245

    When I was little I had a t shirt of the 89’ Batman logo and I was obsessed it. Definitely the coolest poster out of all of them.

    • @no_nameyouknow
      @no_nameyouknow Год назад +9

      Man I used to have one of those t-shirts too, I had it like into the mid early 2000s and it was just tatters at that point but it was so dope I didn't want to toss it.

    • @dangerfly
      @dangerfly Год назад

      And how many people had the Robin logo t-shirt? Zero.
      Robin was introduced to give Batman someone to talk to and appeal to kids. So Batman spends his nights punching the crap out of extremely twisted criminals and decides to GROOM a kid to do the same. Any idea what kind of trauma would forever scar a young mind?
      So yeah, anyone who thinks Robin is a good idea also sucks just like Cosmo. What he likes or dislikes is super arbitrary like if he had that particular Batmobile that movie is good. LAME.

    • @hunterswrld
      @hunterswrld Год назад +4

      That dude in blue watches cosmonaut???????💀💀💀

    • @theimperialzone
      @theimperialzone Год назад +3

      ​​@@dangerfly Batman didn't groom Grayson. He took him under his wing because he didn't want to see Grayson turn into another Batman, another vengeance fueled psychopath (even if he's pretty cool and in the right).
      Batman taking in Grayson allowed Grayson to get the closure on his parents death that Bruce never got. The closure that stopped Grayson from becoming another Batman. The closure that instead cemented him as Robin and later on turned him into Nightwing.

    • @joeyk107
      @joeyk107 Год назад

      Shouldn't it be '89 instead of 89'

  • @stephaniefrost4910
    @stephaniefrost4910 11 месяцев назад +5

    45:02 wasn’t expecting that Community clip but I’m so glad you included it bc that episode was my first introduction to Kiss From A Rose 😂

  • @Gracyn1102
    @Gracyn1102 Год назад +343

    I’m currently sitting in a hospital room and there literally couldn’t be a better video to watch while waiting for my dad to wake up. Thanks for always putting a smile on my face when I need one, Marcus :)
    Edit: Thank you all so much for the well wishes!! It means so much. My dad is going to be okay, he's just got a long road of recovery ahead of him. We appreciate all the support

    • @theGVirtue
      @theGVirtue Год назад +11

      I hope your dad is ok..

    • @JordonwithaB
      @JordonwithaB Год назад +9

      Hope your dad is doing well!

    • @Horrormaster13
      @Horrormaster13 Год назад +7

      Hope that everything will be all fine with your dad.

    • @repippeas
      @repippeas Год назад +5

      Best wishes to your Dad

    • @bella-tt9hk
      @bella-tt9hk Год назад +5

      hoping your dad is ok!!❤

  • @ethanhomich5173
    @ethanhomich5173 Год назад +100

    My favorite thing in batman and robin is when mr freeze informs the audience that after the heat death of the universe everything will reach absolute zero in the end. And then in a scene later supplements the phrase “say cheese” with “say freeze”. What an absolute masterpiece

  • @patrickpreston3904
    @patrickpreston3904 Год назад +272

    To address your complaint as to why Max Schreck is so prominent in Batman Returns, the character was originally supposed to be Harvey Dent. Instead of the explosion at the end of the film killing him, it was to scar his face and set him up as Two-Face for the third film.

    • @coreyander286
      @coreyander286 Год назад +26

      Lando Calrissian was also originally supposed to be a clone from the Clone Wars, which means there's probably an alternate timeline where clone troopers were played by an old Billy Dee Williams instead of Temura Morrison.

    • @RepeatedFails
      @RepeatedFails 11 месяцев назад +2

      He doesn't care, Tim Burton is bad man

    • @SeasideDetective2
      @SeasideDetective2 11 месяцев назад +7

      Speaking of Harvey Dent, Burton is most definitely not a racist. He cast Billy Dee Williams personally, and he didn't even have to. (And the clown in BATMAN RETURNS who says, "Heh-heh-heh-heh, you missed!"? Under that whiteface, he's Native American. And he gave one of the best performances in the movie.)

    • @BarryHart-xo1oy
      @BarryHart-xo1oy 11 месяцев назад

      Good to know.

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 11 месяцев назад +16

      NOT TRUE. Daniel Waters, the writer of the film, categorically denied that Max Schreck was meant to be Harvey Dent. There were three scripts made. And none of them had Two Face or Harvey in Max's role. It was always Max Schreck.
      This fan-fiction level myth needs to DIE!

  • @GhostlyPB_Pug
    @GhostlyPB_Pug 5 месяцев назад +8

    52:56 is taking me out 🤣🤣. He really did want that pizza ig. Gough trying to cry is killing me

  • @thehumanity0
    @thehumanity0 Год назад +309

    I've ironically/unironically loved Kiss from a Rose for over a decade - I never knew it was made for Batman Forever. The fact that it was, just makes me love it even more.

    • @Dudeman23rd
      @Dudeman23rd Год назад +4

      Same

    • @FavaMamaaaaa
      @FavaMamaaaaa Год назад +18

      It was not made for batman forever, it was just featured in it. I mean I guess the music video was though

    • @kleptrep94
      @kleptrep94 Год назад

      Not a fan of the chorus for my entire life I thought it was Grave but it’s The Grey and that makes no sense because The Grey isn’t even a 90s film

    • @lucs028
      @lucs028 Год назад +1

      I just love it because of Community

    • @lucs028
      @lucs028 Год назад +2

      Fuck, only now I got to that point in the video and of course Marcus included the Community scene hahahahahahaha

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 Год назад +143

    The interesting thing about Val Kilmers Batman is that there’s a lot of deleted dialogue that suggests he has killed before. There’s deleted Two-Face dialogue of him laughing at the idea that Batman “doesn’t kill.” There’s also a really cool deleted scene of Bruce having an internal monologue with himself, and he realizes that he doesn’t know who he is anymore, because both his Bruce and Batman personality’s have melted into one, which is why the director chose to include Two- Face in the movie. Classic split personality villain. My theory is that in the early drafts of Batman Forever, we were gonna start with a Batman who has kinda lost his way, and the movie was gonna be about him trying to find out who he is and who he used to be before he went down a dark path. But then Warner Bros just cut out this amazing subplot for no fucking reason. You can watch the deleted scenes on RUclips tho.

    • @richardlandgraf1953
      @richardlandgraf1953 Год назад +7

      There is a version of the script with those scenes online and there is a video on RUclips by Hitop films that goes over the movie as it is VS what the director wanted to make and it goes over those scenes and that version of the character. I fully believe that this is supposed to be the same Bruce Wayne as Keaton, it was originally going to be another Burton sequel with Keaton, but they both walked away because of how much control the studio wanted.

    • @dungusglumbus9946
      @dungusglumbus9946 Год назад +3

      @@richardlandgraf1953 that would make sense. Because Kenton’s Batman killed all the time. Perhaps in the early drafts of the script, the people of Gotham were getting fed up with Batman running around every night killing people, and maybe there was gonna be a subplot about Batman trying to go back to being a hero who doesn’t kill. That would’ve been very interesting. Personally, Kevin Conroy is my ideal Batman, and I think Batman should never kill. Batman is the guy who not only doesn’t kill, but actually saves his villains, even though they were just trying to kill him 5 mins ago. I hope Robert Pattinson Batman does some cool shot like that

  • @WarriorBoy
    @WarriorBoy Год назад +121

    Aside from this thing being nicer than my apartment, I had totally forgotten about "Robin drying laundry in a *cool* way". The accompanying reaction at 44:26 was brutally funny

  • @ipleathetv6334
    @ipleathetv6334 11 месяцев назад +4

    51:45 Ahhh man I love how the 90s and the 90s only found a cohesive way to blend adult themes, imagery, and jokes into children’s movies. And the children being none the wiser while the adults are sitting there laughing their asses off. It’s literally the only decade where this happened nonstop wherever you went. Sex was very much in the air and on the brain all the time. They definitely should’ve checked the water supply lmaoooo

  • @Sam-fl9ft
    @Sam-fl9ft Год назад +102

    My favorite quote from Patinsons Batman is when he said “this thing is nicer than my apartment”. Truly inspirational.

  • @3JuiceBeetle
    @3JuiceBeetle Год назад +102

    59:22 I never noticed this until now. Clooney is still wearing the sonar suit, but Robin is in the red suit from the beginning of the movie. This means they got back home from a big fight and saved the city from Mr. Freeze, yet Robin decided the first thing to do was to switch to his favorite costume. He’s even behind Barbara, implying he was the last one to show up to Alfred’s almost dead carcass. 🤣

  • @MovieFlame
    @MovieFlame Год назад +1339

    Look forward to these every holiday season. Thank you Marcus 🫡

    • @comebackking9542
      @comebackking9542 Год назад +12

      great to see you here!

    • @Frenk33
      @Frenk33 Год назад +13

      his Harry Potter reviews are some of his best work

    • @jonathanhamlet1942
      @jonathanhamlet1942 Год назад +6

      Hi MovieFlame! Love your content!!!!

    • @cack_dack7922
      @cack_dack7922 Год назад +8

      Legend!

    • @bradcarver8127
      @bradcarver8127 Год назад +3

      Get back to working on Every Harry Potter characters chance of winning the Hunger Games and get out of here.

  • @guillermoortiz2620
    @guillermoortiz2620 Год назад +98

    I will say there is only one thing Clooney did well. His Batman showed a sliver of humanity when dealing with Victor at the end of the movie. He pleaded with his humanity to save a life. That is very rare for any live action Batman to pull off and I appreciated that.

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 8 месяцев назад

      That's more of a writing thing than something Clooney did.

  • @Obsidian8R
    @Obsidian8R 9 месяцев назад +4

    42:39 for the longest time, I thought that smile of batman was some sort of meme edit, I don't know if I'm either glad or concerned that it's actually real

    • @jamiewcarney
      @jamiewcarney 9 месяцев назад

      Be glad about it, it’s the only reason why Kilmer is my favourite batman, he’s also really hot as Bruce Wayne

  • @evanmajor
    @evanmajor Год назад +81

    I truly believe Val Kilmer could have been considered one of the best actors for Batman if he was given the right script and director.

  • @petrusspinelli6661
    @petrusspinelli6661 Год назад +146

    Obligatory "i've been waiting for part 2 since last year!" joke

  • @daxtonmacgillivray4081
    @daxtonmacgillivray4081 Год назад +261

    The best birthday present I’ve ever gotten. Thank you Cosmonaut.

  • @gwina64
    @gwina64 11 месяцев назад +7

    32:53 I agree about the voice, but I want to emphasise, Talking not Stupid growly whisper, Kevin Conroys bat didn’t growl like an edge lord he spoke with gravitas, he sounded like an authority figure, it’s intimidating but he also sounds like someone who could tell a kid who he saved that everything is going to be ok, James Gunn please give us a Batman who has a human voice

  • @zousui7238
    @zousui7238 Год назад +67

    Super excited for the Killing Joke review!! My favorite scene comes after the Joker enters Gordon’s apartment and shoots Barbra in the spine. He says “There are nicer places than this apartment” What an absolute mad man

    • @Vivi_9
      @Vivi_9 Год назад +1

      I went to the cinema to watch this after hearing all the hype about the comic, what a letdown lol

  • @tombydeesh
    @tombydeesh Год назад +48

    I like when Batman walks into the batcave and goes “this thing is nicer than my apartment!”

  • @shegoestothemovies
    @shegoestothemovies Год назад +92

    I always feel the Christmas spirit coming on when Cosmonaut drops the mega review, and I can safely say: This thing IS nicer than my apartment!

  • @properduction2586
    @properduction2586 11 месяцев назад +36

    My prediction for Marcus’s Ratings:
    Batman Begins = 6/10
    The Dark Knight = 9/10
    Dark Knight Rises = 4/10

    • @dr6559
      @dr6559 11 месяцев назад +8

      Close.

    • @grantengel3522
      @grantengel3522 11 месяцев назад +14

      Marcus’s ratings were:
      Batman Begins = 7/10
      The Dark Knight = 9/10
      The Dark Knight Rises = 5/10

  • @MrStath1986
    @MrStath1986 Год назад +193

    Honestly glad to see someone acknowledge that Nicholson's Joker is arguably more dangerous and darker than Ledger's; I will wholly accept that the latter gives a better performance overall, but nothing from Ledger straddles the line of 'dark' and 'hilarious' as the 'I'm glad you're dead!' bit from '89.
    I also appreciate that '89's Joker isn't locked into the typical Batman/Joker stories we get these days, where Joker's cruelty is neverendingly escalating to try and get Batman to snap and Batman just goes 'Hrrn' and throws him back into Arkham. Nicholson's Joker doesn't give a *shit* about Batman beyond the fact he's stealing his spotlight, and it's pretty refreshing these days.

    • @windowsVD
      @windowsVD Год назад +13

      He said "more chaotic" in reference to his mannerisms, nothing about being "darker and more dangerous." Which one is more dangerous is debatable, as both rack up a pretty high body count and do a lot of damage to Gotham city. Ledger was far more manipulative and cunning, but Nicholson was arguably more "evil" as he seemed to just kill for the fun of it, whereas Ledger had a specific philosophical agenda that he wanted to prove.
      However, Ledger definitely takes the spot for the darker Joker, with the reason being that he actually succeeded in harming and killing main characters. Nicholson only killed a bunch of minor side characters, whereas Ledger killed Rachel and psychologically destroyed Harvey Dent, turning him into the disfigured Two-Face. Then he forced Batman into becoming a political martyr for Gotham in a desperate resort to maintain peace. The actions of Ledger's Joker simply had bigger and deadlier consequences for the main characters. To me, that leaves a much bigger impact than Nicholson saying an evil line to a fake looking skeleton, making him the "darker" Joker.

    • @najadamu2724
      @najadamu2724 Год назад +3

      Probably because Nicholson's Joker is an actual gangster. I mean, he's still insane, but moreso in an average Mafia way.
      Ledger's Joker is just all around psychotic in the "point" he's trying to make.

    • @mediakira6621
      @mediakira6621 Год назад +1

      I think he’s way better than ledger

    • @thomasivankovic6681
      @thomasivankovic6681 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@mediakira6621 i agree

  • @seanifer12
    @seanifer12 Год назад +92

    You describing the opening scene from Batman and Robin has me dying. One part missing is when Batman and Robin clap shoes together and skate blades magically come out of them 😂

  • @chrisbecker6652
    @chrisbecker6652 Год назад +90

    I cannot even begin to describe how happy I am that your reaction to the naming of the Bat-ladder was EXACTLY the same as mine when I first saw this film.

  • @bubberducky1126
    @bubberducky1126 2 месяца назад +2

    I cried when the Joker said, "This thing is nicer than my apartment." CINEMA

  • @HankSchrader310
    @HankSchrader310 11 месяцев назад +536

    Part 2 is a mythological creature at this point.

    • @Bipolar.Baddie
      @Bipolar.Baddie 11 месяцев назад +25

      WB is probably sending mercenaries after him

    • @mayorglalie
      @mayorglalie 11 месяцев назад +21

      We made it

    • @maxmfpayne
      @maxmfpayne 11 месяцев назад +8

      You fool

  • @jqmml4004
    @jqmml4004 Год назад +40

    Love it when batman delivers his classic line, “This thing is nicer than my apartment”

  • @rhiles1
    @rhiles1 Год назад +22

    I like the part in Batman ‘66 when he turns to the Joker after being kidnapped and says “this thing is nicer than my apartment”

  • @VicMartino
    @VicMartino 3 месяца назад +2

    I really enjoyed this video reviewing all the Batman movies made and though I might not agree with all the assessments made here did enjoy watching this video.

  • @thrillcollectors
    @thrillcollectors Год назад +44

    These videos are such an essential part of my holiday season every year. They also blow my mind because they count as a year marker and it never feels like a year since the last “end of year video”

  • @stevejames7930
    @stevejames7930 Год назад +135

    You’re one of my favourite reviewers that appreciates funny cringe films

  • @HoldUpTeeSkizz
    @HoldUpTeeSkizz Год назад +91

    You know its the Christmas Season when The Cosmonaut drops an hour long franchise review 🎉

  • @multiman3812
    @multiman3812 6 месяцев назад +13

    I love how at 23:45 he says Tim only puts brown people as criminals, then in the literal next 2 edits their is a black police officer in the middle right.

    • @multiman3812
      @multiman3812 6 месяцев назад +5

      Good video though, just think this is kinda funny shoehorning in Tim Burton is a racist into the video

    • @NeverSaySandwich1
      @NeverSaySandwich1 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@multiman3812It's your typical RUclipsr type of writing, quick virtue signalling is key to success

    • @simona.9730
      @simona.9730 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@multiman3812 When Burton casts a black person as a protagonist, then we can talk. (Minor characters and extras is just cherry-picking.) Until then, his remarks in that interview will paint a nasty picture.

    •  5 месяцев назад +4

      @@simona.9730 Jordan Peele said something very similar, do you hold it against him as well? Is Jordan Peele a racist because he doesn't want to make a movie with a protagonist who's not from his race?

  • @thegrandwizard1700
    @thegrandwizard1700 Год назад +50

    That Batman cosplay intro was one of the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Thank you Marcus.

  • @Killakwabo
    @Killakwabo Год назад +36

    There are actually deleted scenes for Batman Forever where hes discussing if he should kill his enemies which changes the whole feel of the movie. I think you can still find these scenes online.

  • @luketatum
    @luketatum Год назад +69

    THE ULTIMATE VIDEO IS HERE. marcus thanks for all the time you put into these since your twitter shows you put a lot of effort in lmao

  • @UselessNinjaMan
    @UselessNinjaMan 3 месяца назад +1

    Your editing and cut-ins make me laugh so much. Great work, super enjoyable, even when I don't always agree with your takes.

  • @Cant-Tell-Corvus
    @Cant-Tell-Corvus Год назад +61

    When Marcus said the Batman Forever toys were "nicer than his apartment" I cried tears of bliss. Truly Citizen Kane levels of writing

  • @The_Only_Doom
    @The_Only_Doom Год назад +80

    I really took a step back and looked at how much editing and effort would have to go into this video being made and it's only a part 1?! I seriously appreciate these videos and gotta give credit for all the work put in.

    • @patrickfeole4255
      @patrickfeole4255 Год назад +4

      also i want to point out he has to be editing it recently since he had the OD by Kojima reaction during Batman and Robin lol. That was from Thursday.

    • @bigandhairyrichard6333
      @bigandhairyrichard6333 Год назад +3

      i wanna point out i appreciate the script is very clearly his own, he wrote this and didnt just copy paste or use ai

  • @bigroh
    @bigroh Год назад +37

    I will say, the masquerade ballroom scene with Bruce and Selina in Batman Returns is one of my favorite scenes from all of the movies

    • @TerminalKitty
      @TerminalKitty Год назад

      Same. I also love the first scene with Bale and Hathaway.

  • @antonymilne1346
    @antonymilne1346 10 месяцев назад +2

    The '66 Batman managed to work with the restrictions of the Haye's code and made it a comedic masterpiece

  • @cnsandiford
    @cnsandiford Год назад +73

    We need to face the possibility that Marcus died before he got to make pt 2.
    This thing is nicer than my apartment

  • @stuartleiby9778
    @stuartleiby9778 Год назад +94

    This is honestly one of the most entertaining hour long videos of any sort I’ve ever seen. Hilarious man

  • @averyalyse
    @averyalyse Год назад +59

    Marcus talking about his Batman Forever action figures is actually very pure and sweet.

    • @lapislazuli5035
      @lapislazuli5035 Год назад +2

      I remember getting the Batman Forever batmobile for Christmas when I was 7. I still have it!

    • @Ironcorgi2
      @Ironcorgi2 Год назад +2

      I still have a few of the McDonald’s glass collectors cups. I actually somewhat liked Batman forever and thought Val Kilmer was not a bad Batman. Underrated film

  • @hickorydaisy4117
    @hickorydaisy4117 2 месяца назад +4

    2:34 THIS IS THE MOVIE I GREW UP WITH YAY

  • @ignite5329
    @ignite5329 Год назад +70

    i love how markus went from "idk about the X-men" to "I love them so much"

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 Год назад +15

      reading chris claremont changes a man

    • @lukeshealy1882
      @lukeshealy1882 Год назад +10

      Every Ultimate review has a character arc.

  • @heze2819
    @heze2819 Год назад +48

    Can’t wait to hear Marcus discuss The Dark Knight vs The Batman. Personally I gotta take The Batman, but I did get chills when Harvey woke up in that abandoned building strapped to oil drums with the love of his life on the other end of the phone and said “This thing is better than my apartment”.

  • @ziggy001
    @ziggy001 Год назад +38

    I genuinely love coming back to this channel and these videos. Hearing someone be able to express some of my same thought and sentiments on a topic in a well made video makes me put down my phone and say "This things nicer than my apartment." then immediately proceed to waist another 8 hours of my day.

  • @icyjules
    @icyjules 11 месяцев назад +18

    I still remember the chills I got watching Tim Burton's Batman for the very first time as a kid. The Gothic-style cinematography, Danny Elfman's haunting score, and Jack Nicholson's iconic Joker performance left an indelible mark on me that has stayed with me to this day. It was like stepping into another world, one that felt both familiar yet eerily unfamiliar at the same time. And when Michael Keaton emerged from the shadows as Bruce Wayne/Batman, it was nothing short of breathtaking. This film ignited my passion for superhero movies and set the bar high for what a comic book adaptation could be. Truly, it remains a classic masterpiece that continues to inspire and delight audiences of all ages. To quote a friend of mine who recently watched it again, "This thing is nicer than my apartment."

    • @RepeatedFails
      @RepeatedFails 11 месяцев назад +1

      Sorry Tim Burton is racist so you can't say this

  • @misterabbadon977
    @misterabbadon977 Год назад +6

    39:24 this thing is nicer than my apartment.
    Imma hold you to that Cosmo

  • @jadonkeydonkey
    @jadonkeydonkey Год назад +66

    the emotional payoff you gave me at 45:03 after you had started talking about Kiss From a Rose was intense. Immediate 10/10 movie

    • @thelegendaryhusquin9906
      @thelegendaryhusquin9906 Год назад +2

      Marcus calling himself "The Batman Forever Fan Who Never Existed" is some cinematic shit.

    • @Spider-Man_234
      @Spider-Man_234 10 месяцев назад

      Funny thing is I had the same character arc with Batman Forever, like I didn’t care for it and I saw it on TV when I was like 9 but now I fucking love this goofy ass movie.

  • @cameronquesnel1642
    @cameronquesnel1642 Год назад +74

    Marcus. I have been waiting to see you review the Nolan trilogy since I started watching you. Give us our Christmas present and release part 2 PLEASE

    • @carloscordova7873
      @carloscordova7873 Год назад +4

      Do you know if he's doing mask of the phantasm? He said if it came out in theaters and batman is the main character which that movie did both.

    • @seanperrin8524
      @seanperrin8524 11 месяцев назад

      Chill dawg the vids take time that’s what makes them so good

    • @seanperrin8524
      @seanperrin8524 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@carloscordova7873he is doing phantasm in part 3

    • @carloscordova7873
      @carloscordova7873 11 месяцев назад

      @@seanperrin8524 gracias

  • @SojiFro_0
    @SojiFro_0 10 месяцев назад +1

    Super late but…
    “This thing is nicer than my apartment!”
    lol the Regal bit literally killed me😂😂😂