Domino's App Feat Hatsune Miku (Original)
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
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Domino's app featuring Hatsune Miku.
Edit:
[Original Link : • Video ]
(Has Been Since Taken Down)
Edit 2:
This was real in Japan. Scott retired and this got removed. Watch Nick Robinson's video explaining this: • Domino's App feat. Hat...
They can try to erase the past. They cannot silence the truth
Kaiser Wiggles III They only took it down because Scott retired and is no longer president of Domino's.
MisterSwagify he died
MisterSwagify is right. He retired.
Sickening Silence wait he DIED?I thought he just retired.. ;(
He just retired. He didn't die.
he's either dying inside, or trying to hide how much he loves Miku.
really hard to tell
Probably both
A boomer who has to maintain his image of being an honest and wholesome adult eventhough he really really loves Miku.
His wife left him for Hatsune Miku and he's holding back tears
@@jjd3hner544 wait hol' up
He sounds like he’s trying to do an impression of an English guy doing an impression of a Japanese person trying to speak English
you put it into words
PFFT
He was trying to do an impression of an English guy doing an impression of a Japanese person trying to speak English.
Source: The man himself. ruclips.net/video/vLUCZux2Sbs/видео.html
Yeah this is actually a thing! It’s so Japanese followers who are learning english can actually understand what he is saying lmao. Guess they went with English as an ad as they planned on it being a global thing as well as a Japanese project at one point and english is more globally understood than Japanese fjjfkf
When he says "It looks very cute, just like Miku" it sounded like Donald Trump and made me crack up
This guy sounds like he's trying so hard not to cry
You say that as if you're not
because he killed noid
sounds like me
it’s like he did this as a dare
They took his wife and kids as hostages.
The editing is genius. Every commercial should have random, unnecessary close ups.
Just quick cuts to the camera tracking his nose and hands. All that's missing is a tracking shot down his open zipper, as a droplet of cum exits his wrinkly penis. Hatsune Miku's face appears inside of the droplet as she winks - fade to black - Domino's logo appears on the screen
The little tie adjustment
Like all the infomercials and cell phone ring tone ads from the late 90s/early 2000s
0:44 *C H O K E Y O S H I*
Not yoshi
yoshi no
Lmao
i laughed for a solid 10 minutes at this
What’s the actual name cause I literally looked up Choke yoshi but nothing came up
It’s very cute just like miku
Nick Cage 😉
*H A V E S O M E F U N W I T H M E E K O O*
Weeb
She’s 16
@@livefailsshorts So that's why I can hear sirens.
He's speaking english, and I can understand him, but at the same time he just doesn't sound human.
He's dead inside
@@yosita61 Ah I see.
He sounds like he's reading off a teleprompter.
he is a vocaloid
I think the Japanese producers wanted to speak slower so that the Japanese who know some English can understand him, or they wanted him to speak in a certain way that fits the american stereotype the Japanese have? just my two cents
Whoever filmed the camera angles on Scott's face needs a raise.
It reminds me of dracula flow
HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU
Are you asking me or telling me, Scott?
*MASAKA?!*
S*x?
the voice he says it with
And last but not least! THE LIVE PERFORMANCE!
V E R Y C O O L
“Pictures of miku very cool.”
Idk why that’s funny to me
mmmyes because google translate wrote this
because it sounds like that one nerdy kid about to announce his gfs breakup using evidence of her pics with her real bf
He sounds dead insinde
"Thankyou Miku, very cool"
@Miku Hatsune [Vocaloid] I uh... dunno actually, do you have any idea who she is, Miku Hatsune?
After learning that this ad was made to be weird/cringey, it makes it 10x better.
Really?
Source?
"We've created an app which allows you to play video on your phone!" 🤯
@@kreatona4219Nick Robinson did an interview with the guy in the ad
There's no chance. You can't fake that level of Midwestern corporate executive dad cluelessness
such a cutie >~<
oh and miku too of course
thank you for this
We love Scott
Scott is love
Scott is love
Scott is life
Scott is love
Scott is life
Scott is what keeps me up at night
they out pizzad the hut
Best comment!
@@gallant9819 WAIT WHAT
@@air_ The Wendys chick took a picture naked caressing a shark.
they truly did
@@sparklesparklesparkle6318 Say what, now?
I’m a videographer for a marketing company in the US, and from an American standpoint, this video breaks pretty much every rule when it comes to composition, shot choice, transitions etc. But in Japan, it did outrageously well. So I guess my only question is: Who’s ready for Miku?
Yes. I don’t even fucking care about hatsune miku but yes.
he looks like he's on the verge of a mental breakdown
He probably has PTSD from this.
He is
Let's not remind him he might get flashbacks
What's with the EXTREME close ups?
Muffincakeswithsugar LOL I really have no clue.
To show that he’s dying on the inside.
EXTREME CLOSE UP
WOOOOAAHH
I think he's trying to be anime
I believe that's part of Japanese promotional and advertising culture but what do I know.
I only here to offer my respect to Scott Oelkers. He may be gone but he will forever live on as President of Domino's Pizza in our heart.
@@lewis_base yes but he is no long President of Domino's Pizza Japan
If you didn't know this actually sold amazingly in Japan and the people loved it. So they dod a pretty good job, it was cringey but the money was where it's at.
I didn't know that. Thanks. 👍
Are you really, really, really sure thats better
It was pretty cute
cringe sells just like sex sells
I love how this is actually a really good idea but the cringe and bad videography is so good damn real that it reaches uncanny valley in about 30 seconds. With the zooms, awkward pronunciations, and forced unenthusiastic hype by the spokesman Scott, it's just perfect cringe humor.
Why do they zoom into his forehead so much
Adds to the fun
it's called a Japanese ad
It feels like a shitpost
@@drawnwithlove3499 they do it in the original
To prove there isn’t a red dot on his head and that a sniper isn’t going to shoot him in his head
Is this the kind of mental breakdown Papa John had when he ate 40 pizzas and told a reporter that the Day of Reckoning was coming?
Best comment yet.
Of coure he'd have apocalyptic visions after wolfing down 40 pizzas. That's as many as four tens, and that's terrible!
Please tell me this actually happened
@@BigBoy257 Yeah, after he got fired for saying the n-word, he did an interview with a news station where he said he had eaten 40 pizzas in the past 30 days, and that “the day of reckoning will come”.
A WEAPON TO SURPASS PAPA JOHN’S
He sounds like he’s going to burst into tears at any second
He has a "kill me please" face
Nice profile picture
Or laughter
Toon link
"from the menu to the order it looks cute, like miku" smooth AF
PC Reloaded ._____.
*HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU*
Well,@@Helicopter7,
*HAVE FUN WITH SOME 30-06 ROUNDS TO YOUR HEAD*
Master Rizzard
It is very evident that his script was written in Japanese then translated to English by Google Translate. 😂
THE CHALLENGE WAS SUCCESSFULLY CARRIED OUT
AND THIS NEW COLLABERATIBE APP WAS PRODUCED
BASED ON MIKU'S IMAGE THE APP CHANGES IT'S APPEARANCE
FROM THE MENU TO THE ORDER, IT LOOKS VERY CUTE, JUST LIKE MIKU
ONCE YOUR PIZZA’S DELIVERED, HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU
IT COMES WITH A SOCIAL CAMERA FUNCTION, AND YOU CAN TAKE VARIOUS POSES WITH MIKU, VERY COOL
I was silently chuckling throughout the video until 1:37 and I *lost it*
The facial expression, the sudden hand gesture, the tone in the voice, the slight echo in the audio, the camera work, all of it
That one simple 2 seconds of the video "And last but not least, the live performance!" just completely _made_ it
*chef's kiss* beautiful, a true work of art.
how did you make it that long i started laughing at 0:00
Looks like he wants to die
When people who work at dominos are master animators, musicians and programmers. Only in Japan.
Probably cause domino's probably pays better than working for an animation studio lol
Nice
@@unstoppablerooster7057 I looked at the replies, and was not disappointed.
Bruh
Made not in china
What's incredible about the bits where he talks about the Domino's crew (i.e. Vocalo-P, Eishi, Chokyoshi) is that, for the longest time, I thought he was naming well-known Vocaloid creators in Japan.
He's just naming jobs. (ex. "chokyoshi" is "trainer", "furitsukeshi" [spelled incorrectly in the video] is "choreographer") And they just didn't translate them. This video is haunting in every aspect.
I... didn't even know that..
Wow..... LOL
WTF THATS WHAT I ASSUMED! I WAS LIKE “oh damn, I guess they got some big names for this”
Lyrics:
Hello everyone, I’m Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today I would like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App Featuring Hatsune Miku. Hatsune Miku exists in a software called Vocaloid. Vocaloid enables you to produce songs. A character named Hatsune Miku sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Dominos Pizza crew could work together and create great vocaloid songs. Bokaro-p, E-shi, Choukyou-shi, Furitsuke-shi, everyone! Amazing vocaloid songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Japan. The challenge was successfully carried out, and this new collaborative app was produced. Based on Miku’s image, the Dominos app changes its appearance. A lot of music and illustrations produced by Dominos crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute: just like Miku. Once your pizza’s delivered, have some fun with Miku! It comes with a social camera function, and you can take various poses, pictures of Miku: Very cool. And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box, and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Love for Night produced by Dominos crew! Here we go! *Miku sings* Let’s enjoy the rest of the performance, with the app!
But let's be honest here, we all know the lyrics by heart.
This has the same energy as yoshikage kira
i want miku to read the lyrics 😡😡
Thank u so much
what key do i sing in?
1:02 hide the pain
Liam Smith 😂😂👌
Liam Smith dommernoo pwiizah
1:25
His smile-
The 3 first notes tied with Hide the Pain
“The challenge was successfully carried out”
God it’s so obvious a native Japanese speaker wrote this and I love it so much lol
I love this he's talking like I right my essays
You misspelled "write" which gives me a good idea of how you write.
@@samuelcrandall1180 "A great feature is you can create songs however you like" should give you the same idea.
I wonder if they actually got an American high schooler to write this commercial or if it was written by a Japanese person who learned English in school.
WRITE
Repeating yourself as much as possible to get that word count up
You misspelled rite. You absolute buffoon. I can't believe you would be stupid enough to misspell rite.
"Once your pizza is delivered, have some fun with Miku!"
Domino's App rated 18+
Andrezits. Lol
XD
WHAT THE HELL XD
She’s 16 though. Just saying.
Mazda RX-8 Rotary.
I hate to break it to you,but that’s not gonna stop people-
The trumpet music
The eye zoom
The hand gestures
The “have fun with miku”
It’s beautiful
"Have some fun with miku"
Me: Woah there
Slow your roll,man
Miku is 16
we wooo we wooo
Screaming chicken You think that’ll stop me, boy?
That guy with crippling depression I-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:02 is the way a kidnapper would display proof that he has captured your loved ones. Just imagine a video of your family bound and gagged instead of Hatsune Miku.
I'm going insane laughing at this comment
It's 1 AM where I am, but this comment is making my sides enter orbit
Its 4;30 am rn where I live and I'm starting to question if reality exists and if the universe is a lie and if there even is a point to living in this foul world.
Anyway, Cheeseburger.
:D
this is great. I love this comment.
Imagine Miku has been captured!
Just a reminder that the Pokemon Sinnoh remakes are being created by the developers of this app, instead of Game Freak
Good
And people are worried? Ha! If they knew the truth they’d all calm down
I see this as an absolute win
1:22 "It looks very cute, just like Miku"
*Doorbell rings*
I feel like that's the Japanese equivalent of 'FBI open up'.
Ladys and gentleman, we got him.
*HAVE SOME FUN WITH MIKU*
I was uncomfortable too man
Lmao
WWII Pacific Theater USMC troops gonna break in instead
1:36 I expected magical sparks to come out of his hand
Scott is a magical girl
or force lightning
Or, maybe the electricity just materialized out of nowhere, and people can't find out why.
I can finally understand why Nick Robinson flew to japan for this video. This is precious. This is the greatest video of all time, no doubt.
Absolutely worth it
1:25 this is the most uncomfortable I've ever seen a man
H a v e s o m e f u n w i t h m i k u
1:29 Lmao
I hate that smile
Obodobear i never thought i would see you here and I am very shook and very happy
Not all heroes wear capes. Not all heroes are the ones we deserve.
xDD
But they where the ones that we didn’t know we needed.
My theory is that's he playing up the American stereotype on purpose to please the Japanese audience. "Amazing! Cool! Cute! Just like Miku!"
That's actually genius
Those are all easily translatable into popular, commonplace words in Japanese. すごい (amazing) and かわいい (cute) are spammed on obnoxiously upbeat Japanese television non-stop.
Definitely this. He's fluent in Japanese, so has to be culturally aware too.
Nick has an interview with Scott on his channel and basically this is true. They were trying to make the ad wacky to cater to the japanese audience.
Well,@@localneo-graphic4647, you know what's spammed ALL THE GODDAMN TIME IN WWII SHOOTER GAMES?
*The M1 Garand's "Ping" Empty Clip Ejection sound!*
And you know why I bring it out?
*BECAUSE ITS SPAMMED JUST AS HARD IN OKINAWA*
He is so uncomfortable like he never heard of that vocaloid thing and really just wants to do a boomer rant about kids these days
He's seems more like the kind of guy trying to imitate recent trends. He's literally copying the mannerisms of how Miku talks in english
Doesn't bother me
Makes it all the better lol
At least he was nice about it. Hope he fired someone after that to vent his rage
Kids these days and their anime waifus
"Once your pizza's delivered, you can have some fun with Miku!"
-A man who probably has a bomb strapped to his chest
lmfao
"You can have some fun with miku"
@@michaelbinladen8139 how was your day at art class
@@mravocadotoast8129 its was boring, because I don't have art class
@@michaelbinladen8139 you changed your name from Adolf Hitler
The way that it looks purposely edited to be a meme, but *that’s the original ad*
1:10 Sans
*undertale pizza*
*undertale pizza*
FUCK!!! HAHAHHAHA
This comment is cursed beyond belief
agreed
God damnit
the camera angles really make the video POP
Yeah, I love how it zooms in on Scott's eyes as he's trying not to cry
i have never forgotten about this
This just feels cursed but it's on a strangely different level of it.
This is it
The reason why we exist
The reason why we humans evolve
The reason why love exists
The reason why almost every asteroid missed earth
The reason why we are alive
*This is it*
@@Jacob-tr2ch ＵｎｏＲＥＶＥＳＥＣＡＲＤ
the hatsune muku pizza
We have forfilled our purpose as human beings
Jacob Fijnheer 1 I- 😂😂
This is when humanity peaked.
1:44 "Point the *camwa* towards the pizza box"
The way the words barely roll of of his tongue is very unsettling. It sounds like he put the script through Google translate thousands of times and read it out after he drank 5 gallons of pure alcohol.
"Very cool"
I cant imagine being in the studio and just saying ‘have some fun with miku’ in dead silence
I come back here every month or so just to check that this pillar of the internet stays strong.
Thank god that this masterpiece of human culture has stayed in pristine form.
0:43 His parents must really hate Yoshi
Balend Hamilton I recently escaped the Japanese Dominos headquarters, I can confirm Yoshi got mad about the “choke Yoshi” line and held me and many others hostage, I escaped due to sheer luck.
Because they heard that he committed tax fraud
The amount of people hate Yoshi because he committed tax fraud for so many times but he didn't get caught 😂
my childhood was watching yoshi die in several different ways.
Were gonna miss you Scott.
😭
RIP
all "how do you do fellow kids" jokes aside, this is such an incredibly important staple of internet history that must be protected
The director : "get more close-ups of his eyes"
what did they mean by this
recently rediscovered this gem of the internet...what a time to be alive
I can't express enough how thankful I am that you have preserved this godlike piece of art. It's perfect on so many levels: the zooms on his hands and brow, the artificial glitchy effects, the script, his delivery and beautiful smile, and the example social pizza camera photos. I must have watched it like a hundred times over the years and it still brings me to tears. Very cool, thank you. edit: btw it's 100% confirmed Scott is in on it. We love you Scott
I died when he said
“Pictures of Miku... very cool...”
I died 1 second into the video
*FBI Open Up*
"In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth" - Genesis 1:1
and god said: ''Hello everyone my name is Scott president of dominos pizza. have you heard of hatsune miku?''
And Hatsune Miku will be the end of us!!!
I love that hatsune miku is said the exact same way and exact same tone each time
Like a true fanboy/fangirl
Thank you for preserving history m8
LesManga Musique No problem
1:03 I can quite confidently say he looks like he's offering sausage flavoured broccoli to young kids who don't like brocolli
@@charliesmith1197 Are you ok?
@@Helicopter7 probably not, his organs are inverted!
Wholesome
1:03 the utter DESPAIR in this man's eyes...
Or devotion.
"Sir, just keep following the teleprompter, we're almost done."
1:23 it looks very cute. Just like Miku!
*FBI rings the doorbell*
LMFAOOO
“Have some fun with miku”
Don’t mind if I do
Of course anyone younger than age the of 18 is ugly
This is iconic. The camera zooming in on his eyes really emphasizes his desperation
I know it's been said, but those close-ups radiate such RUclips poop energy, and it's only accentuated by his unique inflection of phrases. Truly a commercial for the ages.
"No battle royale" - Steven Hawking
Luc as *_Anime: Battle Royale_*
Rip
"Have some fun with Miku"
I'm still not over the fact he got me that far into the business deal without telling me he was going to say that
We're all her to celebrate the app being back, but none of us are actually ordering dominos:(
Kavanaugh Kohls because the servers are down. All japan is pretty far from America.
And most people have android not iPhone.
@@JMANTHEGERMAN i dont know about that one, dude
The most ambitious cross over in history
He’s speaking like this is a perfectly normal brand deal that everybody expected
1:25
Does anyone other than me think somthing a little of with his smile after what he says?
That laughter is funny af
the face of a man who knows what hentai is
@-@
Almost forgot to watch this today
Never forget!
The fact this sold amazingly well in Japan is just icing on the cake.
I'm Scott, president of Scott.
HIS VOICE CRACK ON THE FIRST HATSUNE MIKU IM CHOKING
hatsune mikU
That's the best part!
I’m glad nick Robinson made his video and brought attention back to this. I remember when this was first making the rounds across forums and image boards back in the day and I nearly had an aneurism laughing so hard. This is like a real life Tim and Eric bit. I love it so much.
i feel like he was the one guy that’s was like “hey, my niece watches anime, so i’m pretty much an expert on this”
“Choke Yoshi”
Diet Crystal Pepsi that's kinda disrespectful tbh
yea scotty scott
0:44
I came here after nick robbinson interviewed him
Thanks for saving this video!
MC. Gemstone No Problem 👍
just nicked my own copy via YT downloader
its stored on my triple redundancy multimedia server
I was worried I would have to book a flight to Japan in search of answers if he hadn't reuploaded it
This is quite possibly the greatest ad known to man
This is one of those rare videos that gets way better each time you see it
Downloaded so it will never be lost
Marshingo Nice 👍
This is one of the most random collaborations I have ever seen
What makes this even better is that this is filmed within 1 hour at their HQ
Coming Soon in 2020:
Domino's App
featuring Undertale!
When you open the pizza box there's no pizza, just a cardboard cutout of the annoying dog.
Pictures of sans.
Very cool.
You just see a blue ball of flames outside your window
No coming soon in 2020:
Coronavirus the movie
Dominos App
featuring C O R O N A V I R U S
1:44 could they have built this “stage” to look any less like a stripper stage?
No, this is what the weebs want
@@JMANTHEGERMAN I'm sad to say this but you are 100% correct on that accusation
It looks like a room you would find in Yandere Simulator
Specimen X what age rating is that game anyway
Yandere Simulator is, unsurprisingly, rated mature (17+).
the have some fun with miku part and his smile never get old
I’m pretty sure this guy is trying to hold back laughter at every utterance of “Hatsune Miku”
The amount of times he says hatsune miku makes me want to cry
RUclips is the best for recommending me this after I watched Nick's latest video.
The one ad that I wouldn’t skip.
I don’t like that he said various positions
you’re at 69
Here from Nick.
He said Miku 9 times throughout the ad. The fact I used to work at a Domino's and that I'm aware of this things existence, I have to send it to my old coworkers.