Bad Apple but the lyrics are describing what happens in the video

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  • "Unsatisfactory Pippin" - a literal music video of Bad Apple ( • 【東方】Bad Apple!! PV【影絵】 )
    A demoscene release by Gasman presented at FieldFX 2020.
    (update 2021-02-19) ONE MILLION VIEWS! Thanks everyone for making this happen :-) It seems a bit nuts that roughly 1 in 60 people who watched the original Bad Apple have now seen this...

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  • @kireyoura4473
    @kireyoura4473 3 года назад +1272

    "Going to skip past the next girl, Cause shes too boring."
    -Me choosing a character

  • @k3remet398
    @k3remet398 3 года назад +6042

    "But i dont know why they are dressed as a pot plant and a bull"
    IM DEAD

    • @user-ly2nx7ss2x
      @user-ly2nx7ss2x 3 года назад +124

      They really did her dirty like that 💀💀

    • @user-xe1jg9pj1s
      @user-xe1jg9pj1s 3 года назад +15

      Pun intended?

    • @kragmybeloved3583
      @kragmybeloved3583 3 года назад +10

      Why tho

    • @reddpoint3788
      @reddpoint3788 3 года назад +92

      There are two types of people. Those who played Touhou, and everyone else. I'm the second type pls help me

    • @marshaenderheart
      @marshaenderheart 3 года назад +20

      @@reddpoint3788 there is no help for you here...
      ...because I am too Dx

  • @voidify3
    @voidify3 7 месяцев назад +5

    This being so British makes it significantly funnier

  • @imoutofthisgame
    @imoutofthisgame Месяц назад +1

    What a legend for doing this

  • @Boritoman76
    @Boritoman76 2 месяца назад +1

    Literally Amazing Lyrism LMAO.

  • @GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW
    @GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW 3 года назад +153

    “And now here’s a little girl, with little creepy doll, but she has ADHD, and forgot take her pills. Now the dolls running awa- WAIT THE DOLL IS SENTIENT NOW WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-“

    • @MothyMonochromeTTV
      @MothyMonochromeTTV 3 года назад +9

      Don't worry, It was all the ADHD girls delusionssss
      (I have adhd this is a joke im litterally not being serious)

    • @Sen-zo1wj
      @Sen-zo1wj 3 года назад +2

      I-

  • @LNYT2024
    @LNYT2024 8 месяцев назад +1

    0:23 The british accent is perfect for this part

  • @freekillgaming2875
    @freekillgaming2875 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dude, he fixed the song

  • @devpatocode
    @devpatocode 2 месяца назад

    "doesnt want to shake my hand"
    "im so offended now"

  • @greenleftovers
    @greenleftovers Месяц назад

    "does it want to shake my hand? well.. I'm offended now" 😂😂😂

  • @km077
    @km077 7 месяцев назад

    As a random English speaker, when she dropped that cup of tea, my heart dropped with it. 😭

  • @xxkittygachaxx
    @xxkittygachaxx 10 месяцев назад +2

    added to playlist.

  • @vanilla_dough8283
    @vanilla_dough8283 11 месяцев назад +1

    the fact that this guy sounds like my PE teacher

  • @-ayumi-plays-9207
    @-ayumi-plays-9207 Год назад

    Ok but the is actually so good omg

  • @keonajoseph8171
    @keonajoseph8171 3 года назад +111

    "but a bugger drank the rest"
    Why is this relatable?

  • @Doc536
    @Doc536 3 года назад +90

    An apple core, a tea cup shard, flames, an unconvincing eye, a pen, a droplet, a doll and another droplet becomes a woman.
    *master piece*

    • @elite_idk
      @elite_idk 3 года назад +3

      And the woman has an apple and dropped it, and a witch caught it and ate it and dropped the apple core and everything loops

    • @Doc536
      @Doc536 2 года назад

      ZAMN, I forgor I posted this comment 💀

  • @willow.6466
    @willow.6466 Год назад

    but look out, she’s got a dagger!!

  • @killersans606
    @killersans606 Год назад +1

    in my opinion dis is better den da actual bad apple.

  • @floatingbooks4058
    @floatingbooks4058 2 года назад +136

    this is a pretty good audio description. i'm glad that the blind and visually impaired can now appreciate this mv's crazy animation

    • @x3woots
      @x3woots 2 года назад

      Blind kid: "wtf is a sun"

  • @pepsibui1951
    @pepsibui1951 3 года назад +252

    Gasman: There"s a funny glowing ball
    Everyone else : sun

    • @nineix9438
      @nineix9438 3 года назад +10

      people who know touhou: moon

    • @Lazy_Stellaria
      @Lazy_Stellaria 3 года назад +3

      I thought that was the moon

  • @namenotappropriate8756
    @namenotappropriate8756 3 года назад +2177

    " A woman with a fan and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air, but it's actually a boat"
    Biggest plot twist I've ever seen

    • @trong-ys8fv
      @trong-ys8fv 3 года назад +33

      @@angelboy8427 ehhhh I like it still lol, you might see it bad but check out the original lol

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 3 года назад +25

      @@angelboy8427 why the fuck do you think it's called BAD Apple

    • @CosmicSquid.
      @CosmicSquid. 3 года назад +25

      @@angelboy8427 Lmao the song has been trending for the past 10 years, you just havent caught up on the memes old man.

    • @tsolmonthe-lmao6431
      @tsolmonthe-lmao6431 3 года назад +1

      Ik

    • @Sillygoober_chh44
      @Sillygoober_chh44 3 года назад +2

      666 likes o.o

  • @MydniteTheSpaceWolpertinger
    @MydniteTheSpaceWolpertinger Год назад +2678

    I want someone to animate over this without having seen the actual animation.

    • @bunnylord-fz4do
      @bunnylord-fz4do 10 месяцев назад +67

      I would try but it would take forever ;-;

    • @MildlySpicedMcVities
      @MildlySpicedMcVities 9 месяцев назад +206

      ​@@bunnylord-fz4doim not certain, but i hink you also watched the video

    • @bunnylord-fz4do
      @bunnylord-fz4do 9 месяцев назад

      Yea but I can bearly remember anything about it@@MildlySpicedMcVities

    • @Cole_Is_A_Mole
      @Cole_Is_A_Mole 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@MildlySpicedMcVities what makes you think that?

    • @MildlySpicedMcVities
      @MildlySpicedMcVities 9 месяцев назад +49

      @@Cole_Is_A_Mole I'm not sure, probably wrong though

  • @eponalabs4249
    @eponalabs4249 4 года назад +6298

    "Unconvincing eye is a girl's umbrella" is a so much better title for Bad Apple than Bad Apple ever was.

    • @noicehoenn5642
      @noicehoenn5642 3 года назад +181

      it sounds like a touhou music title

    • @art1637
      @art1637 3 года назад +336

      Unconvincing Eye ~ a Girl’s Umbrella

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 3 года назад +57

      wait a minute, ISN'T THAT KOGASA????

    • @chuuisinsane
      @chuuisinsane 3 года назад +86

      Touhou 20: Tadpole Of the Sky

    • @andifishgallery9400
      @andifishgallery9400 3 года назад +13

      It’s such a good name-

  • @exotic816
    @exotic816 3 года назад +2507

    I like the part where he said,”Now there’s a woman”

  • @shriyakrishnamurthykuruvad3155
    @shriyakrishnamurthykuruvad3155 3 года назад +3343

    This reminds me of when a 3rd grade student writes a sentence and doesn’t stop it at the right time

    • @goku3460
      @goku3460 3 года назад +135

      ..... *me a 21 year old high school graduate*: y...yeah third grader ... I ... I never do that

    • @terraria_pog2355
      @terraria_pog2355 3 года назад +71

      fun fact on how to make your sentences be way too long! just use "and" instead of "."

    • @Okaz_
      @Okaz_ 3 года назад +8

      Yea

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 3 года назад +23

      or when you're 17 and you have adhd but you forgot to take your pills

    • @ДаниилРабинович-б9п
      @ДаниилРабинович-б9п 3 года назад +9

      @@terraria_pog2355 "and" is boring. use "therefore", "despite than", "after that", etc.

  • @Kawaii_Pinku_XD
    @Kawaii_Pinku_XD 11 месяцев назад +388

    I choked on:
    *_“Going to skip past the next girl ‘cause she’s too boring!”_*

  • @ramendampfen
    @ramendampfen 3 года назад +7009

    YingYang is a powerful statement about good and evil
    Singer: _swirly dot_

    • @slavishentity6705
      @slavishentity6705 3 года назад +269

      That's what it actually is. _swirly dot_

    • @shrewap6667
      @shrewap6667 3 года назад +171

      I mean... he's not wrong....

    • @morgurathemightyone8266
      @morgurathemightyone8266 3 года назад +94

      Well yes
      But actually yes

    • @ShaimingLong
      @ShaimingLong 3 года назад +171

      Good and evil is a very western look at it. Yin and Yang mean dark and bright, China even has named cities with Yin if they're founded in the shadow of a mountain, or Yang if they're in the unshaded side of one.
      It does extend to the concept of good and evil, but is much more encompassing. It's about dualism, things that have to come in pairs, from life and death, war and peace, even to male and female.
      Anything where the concept of one can't exist without the other.

    • @sobermaiden
      @sobermaiden 3 года назад +38

      @@ShaimingLong its big brain time

  • @anonymouscommentator7995
    @anonymouscommentator7995 3 года назад +2126

    Me: singing this internally
    The mind reader in class: hey what the f-

  • @jermfanaccount
    @jermfanaccount 3 года назад +2004

    The storyline of Touhou 8, summed up in four sentences:
    "There's a funny glowing ball,"
    "And I wonder what it is."
    "Doesn't want to shake my hand..."
    "... Well I'm so offended now..."
    _bullet spam noises_

    • @nestorpittaluga3890
      @nestorpittaluga3890 3 года назад +35

      idk what u are talking about, i only know about sakuya cause im a jojofan lvl 99

    • @jermfanaccount
      @jermfanaccount 3 года назад +38

      @@nestorpittaluga3890 oh boy, are you in for a fun adventure!
      _throws you into the aggressive bulletscape_

    • @marcostumama8488
      @marcostumama8488 3 года назад +2

      @@nestorpittaluga3890 feo

    • @nestorpittaluga3890
      @nestorpittaluga3890 3 года назад +3

      @@jermfanaccount so, i discovered 300 heroes exist and im having the biggest mental breakdown in my life

    • @smt4090
      @smt4090 3 года назад +1

      E

  • @NaminaGacha
    @NaminaGacha 7 месяцев назад +208

    One day, about a year ago, this popped up in my recommended section on the RUclips homepage. Curious, I clicked it, and discovered this song, which practically changed me. It was my introduction to Bad Apple - which is still my favourite song - and TouHou overall, and I always think, 'I don't know where I would be right now if I hadn't found Bad Apple"! Thank you

    • @BadAtNames0017
      @BadAtNames0017 2 месяца назад +3

      What an intro, lol

    • @keetee916
      @keetee916 2 месяца назад +1

      A1 grade personal recount

    • @NaminaGacha
      @NaminaGacha 2 месяца назад

      @@keetee916 😂

    • @Scandium-tf2hb
      @Scandium-tf2hb 2 месяца назад

      same

    • @mysthifr1200
      @mysthifr1200 15 дней назад +1

      I perfer Flandre's theme but yeah bad apple is good too

  • @snwy1905
    @snwy1905 3 года назад +1922

    "Maybe, but she got a cup of tea
    Oh my gosh she dropped"
    *A British guy*

  • @Thomas-ie7mu
    @Thomas-ie7mu 3 года назад +874

    "It doesn't want to shake my hand,I feel so offended now"
    Me too,kid

    • @Deka-1024
      @Deka-1024 3 года назад +20

      If I had a penny for every time a big glowing ball didn't want to shake my hand I would have one penny
      S*** how did that even happen once
      Edit: fixed grammatical errors

    • @bland287
      @bland287 3 года назад +3

      5 yo me

    • @ilikeyacutg69yearsago99
      @ilikeyacutg69yearsago99 3 года назад +1

      Well thats very sad if you think about it

    • @tysondennis1016
      @tysondennis1016 3 года назад

      It doesn’t even have hands!

    • @jme7046
      @jme7046 3 года назад

      bro no you'll get covid

  • @7of475
    @7of475 3 года назад +8923

    "then [thing] turns into a woman."
    Bad Apple in a nutshell.

  • @auskipoo8124
    @auskipoo8124 2 года назад +1962

    “look at all the leaves”
    “sweep them up now… wait a minute”
    “maybe if i smoke this one it’ll make me dizzy”

  • @vyllix8546
    @vyllix8546 3 года назад +4184

    Bad Apple but you don't know who is this Touhou guy that everyone is talking about

    • @professionalfangster1510
      @professionalfangster1510 3 года назад +74

      @just a boi god damnit yagoo. Got a whole harem he ain't sharing.

    • @smallcatgirl
      @smallcatgirl 3 года назад +26

      @just a boi ya guys watched yagoo's latest video on his channel?

    • @syauqeeee
      @syauqeeee 3 года назад +23

      @just a boi boi i never expected yagoo appeared in touhou comment section 😂

    • @painfulguess5067
      @painfulguess5067 3 года назад +7

      thAts me

    • @Mr.Dr.Doctor
      @Mr.Dr.Doctor 3 года назад +11

      Can u explain tf is touhou

  • @tanyagade4693
    @tanyagade4693 3 года назад +3215

    “Drop an apple core and it turns into a woman.”
    What lesson did we learn today kids? Litter. You’ll get lots of women.
    Edit: Damn. I'm not gonna say something like thank you for all the likes because I know people find it annoying. What I will say is that it's sorta hard to believe that 3000 people found me funny.

    • @notfundy345
      @notfundy345 3 года назад +90

      You wont get any women because you littered

    • @plushzilla5053
      @plushzilla5053 3 года назад +36

      @@notfundy345 rwoosh

    • @notfundy345
      @notfundy345 3 года назад +55

      @@plushzilla5053 r/itswooooshwith4os

    • @notfundy345
      @notfundy345 3 года назад +17

      If you litter you will get lots of bert

    • @plushzilla5053
      @plushzilla5053 3 года назад +16

      @@notfundy345 r/woosh +100

  • @coolbacon120
    @coolbacon120 2 месяца назад +38

    Worst part of the video: 3:24

  • @adamfleischmann4816
    @adamfleischmann4816 2 года назад +1820

    "Write a letter of complaint, but the girl runs out of ink, so she throws the pen like a dart"
    Violence can sort everything out.

    • @NotM3li
      @NotM3li 2 года назад +10

      You just continue the lyrics.. you made it even better lol 😂

    • @Delusion5
      @Delusion5 2 года назад +7

      Karens in a nutshell

    • @vikasshukla7086
      @vikasshukla7086 2 года назад +11

      "The *girl* runs out of ink"
      My life is a lie
      We have ink instead of blood

    • @petriciagardenville4983
      @petriciagardenville4983 2 года назад

      I just put the 665 like someone like

    • @Galaxy-dw8lg
      @Galaxy-dw8lg 2 года назад

      *Proceeds to like the 699 likes to ruin it and turn it into 700*

  • @Unstable_Macaroni
    @Unstable_Macaroni 3 года назад +5929

    “The grim reaper’s back again”
    “But this time she’s got a hat”
    “And if you don’t think it suits her she’ll chop off both your legs”
    The best combination of words.

  • @laurap.1701
    @laurap.1701 3 года назад +11225

    "There's a funny glowing ball"
    "And I wonder what it is"
    "Doesn't want to shake my hand"
    *"well I'm so offended now"*

    • @mas_248playz2
      @mas_248playz2 3 года назад +162

      Haha i love this lol

    • @ThawBerry
      @ThawBerry 3 года назад +160

      It literally played as I read it O__O

    • @gamingpc4846
      @gamingpc4846 3 года назад +105

      -Twitter people 2021

    • @originalalexa2.054
      @originalalexa2.054 3 года назад +21

      Cassie?

    • @penapvp2230
      @penapvp2230 3 года назад +69

      People rushing to make a joke about twitter from this line:

  • @eurussy
    @eurussy 11 месяцев назад +282

    my friend used to listen to this, and i remember how she used to show to me and sing this during class and laughing. she took her own life recently, and i came back to this video. i'll forever miss you. the world isnt the same without you in it, nc.

    • @jellyfishfingernail
      @jellyfishfingernail 11 месяцев назад +19

      rest in peace.

    • @icykazuha4451
      @icykazuha4451 6 месяцев назад +11

      Rest in peace

    • @kel22
      @kel22 6 месяцев назад +23

      Lots of love to you dude, hope you're doing better now

    • @Mr_C4rdboard
      @Mr_C4rdboard 4 месяца назад +10

      Rest in peace.

    • @1t.n3v3r.3nds
      @1t.n3v3r.3nds 4 месяца назад +12

      rest in peace, i hope you are doing better and i hope your friend is no longer in pain 🕊️

  • @hololiveshrimp5758
    @hololiveshrimp5758 3 года назад +4934

    Thanos: "Reality can be whatever I want"
    TouHou: "Objects can be any woman I want"

    • @HyperVanilo
      @HyperVanilo 3 года назад +37

      Aka Tsukumogami

    • @maniquems
      @maniquems 3 года назад +55

      Ah yes, nitroglycerin as a woman at it's finest

    • @charles_ent
      @charles_ent 3 года назад +61

      Cocaine is a women now

    • @immesurbel1274
      @immesurbel1274 3 года назад +25

      Reminds me of "OBJECTS THAT HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE"

    • @sarahdurham6001
      @sarahdurham6001 3 года назад +5

      @soul gacha rip

  • @digbick5535
    @digbick5535 3 года назад +597

    "And this girl is so depressed that she sets fire on her wrist"
    Literal lyrics but somehow it almost accurate to the story

    • @XiaoKeOwO
      @XiaoKeOwO 3 года назад +3

      Anyway here your first comment on your comment

    • @WorstAbaYT
      @WorstAbaYT 3 года назад +7

      As a non-Tohou fan I have one single question
      What the fuck happened in the story

    • @aeaeeaoiauea
      @aeaeeaoiauea 3 года назад +1

      @@WorstAbaYT I'm a non-touhou fan as well, I searched for an explanation and found this:
      ruclips.net/video/6QY4ekac1_Q/видео.html

    • @2π-θ
      @2π-θ 3 года назад +5

      That character is Mokou who is an immortal. She literally just can’t die. Even when she wants to.

    • @digbick5535
      @digbick5535 3 года назад +4

      @@WorstAbaYT That Girl name is Fujiwara no Mokou, she became immortal after she drank the Hourai Elixir. Also She has an archenemy named Kaguya whose an exiled Moon Princess because she disobeyed King of The Moon by stealing Elixir.
      These two hate relationship began when Kaguya first arrived on Earth, she became the most beautiful woman at that time and made every men want to take her hands as their wife. Kaguya accepted anyone proposal as long as they can fullfill her request. But these requests are almost impossible to do, thus it's called "5 Impossible Requests" by gathering 5 items that are said in Legends (I don't remember what the items are, but one for sure is Rainbow Branch). Mokou's Father also participated in this perilous requests to make Kaguya his wife, but he failed and he ended his life due to the depression. At this time Mokou sworn that she will kill Kaguya no matter what. On her journey to Kaguya, Mokou met a traveling band of soldiers. They're escorting something that is called Hourai Elixir, by that chance she asked if she can tag along and they granted her plead. Mokou listened to the conversation the soldiers had with each other, they said that this Elixir will be thrown into mountain Fujiwara and destroying it because the Lord thought something like this is wicked and against Gods will. Mokou thought to herself that it would be a waste to throw Elixir that grants immortality. The person that will go up to the peak is the captain, he and Mokou quite known each other, so he let Mokou tagging along going to the peak. Along the way Mokou slipped and almost fell down, the captain helped her then continued to climb up. They arrived to the peak and Mokou had thought that she wanted immortality so she could kill Kaguya. The captain put down the Elixir and prepare himself to throw it. When he looked over to the crater Mokou suddenly pushed him and she ran away with the Elixir.
      Long story short, she couldn't find Kaguya anywhere because she's hidden in Gensokyo (place where Touhou happened), then somehow Mokou able to get in Gensokyo. Since Kaguya and Mokou meet almost everyday, they're killing each other on daily basis. Mokou is depressed about her past and being unable to kill Kaguya

  • @pizzaboy6942
    @pizzaboy6942 3 года назад +3256

    English teacher: What did the author mean by "he sat down"?
    Me: He sat down?
    The teacher:

    • @TheRealFraston
      @TheRealFraston 3 года назад +228

      "The curtains were *fucking BLUE* "

    • @dao_of_potato4957
      @dao_of_potato4957 3 года назад +204

      @@TheRealFraston
      Teacher: no, no it represents the internal sadness and loneliness that the autho-
      Author: no, they were just blue curtains.

    • @won879
      @won879 3 года назад +16

      u watch jackeryz?

    • @dao_of_potato4957
      @dao_of_potato4957 3 года назад +16

      @@won879 oh, sh!t, it's Dio Brando!

    • @arisciv
      @arisciv 3 года назад +31

      Teacher : What does Bad Apple means?
      Guy : a apple that's bad?
      Teacher :

  • @nicholeraikzon5176
    @nicholeraikzon5176 2 месяца назад +20

    This. This is the best one.
    I don't care if it wasnt carved onto hundreds of apples, or made with flashing minecraft blocks, or made up of static. This one reigns supreme.

  • @winterblox1
    @winterblox1 3 года назад +5894

    “And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe”
    *I LOVE THESE LYRICS THEY’RE SO CREATIVE*

    • @KyleMax.
      @KyleMax. 3 года назад +117

      “pose off like charlie’s angels”
      “like david bloody copperfield”
      i love this

    • @sushi7910
      @sushi7910 3 года назад +7

      69th like

    • @annicasiah2193
      @annicasiah2193 3 года назад +3

      Yes your so right

    • @lurb2991
      @lurb2991 3 года назад +1

      i agree

    • @funkywasit
      @funkywasit 3 года назад +8

      technically, no, they’re _not_ creative, they’re just saying what’s happening on screen.
      (video still good tho)

  • @aprilnya
    @aprilnya 3 года назад +6813

    My friend: "I had a dream that my crush kissed me"
    My dreams: Now the doll has got away, and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into the sea

    • @anonymouspigeon1
      @anonymouspigeon1 3 года назад +61

      me

    • @utopes
      @utopes 3 года назад +194

      I too am a doll that has got away and ran for a bus but tripped over my shoelace and fell into the sea. Those lyrics really spoke to me ngl, pretty wacky how that worked out.

    • @emeraldmoon9551
      @emeraldmoon9551 3 года назад +12

      lmao me

    • @xieare
      @xieare 3 года назад +9

      Nice ✌

    • @Jinsqx
      @Jinsqx 3 года назад +19

      Okay, No lie. I read this when the part of the song you mentioned slightly came up

  • @undyla-chan1675
    @undyla-chan1675 3 года назад +5791

    The British accent gives it a whole new layer of magical I didn't know I had been asking for.

    • @professionalfangster1510
      @professionalfangster1510 3 года назад +50

      @just a boi Wrong.

    • @elina4709
      @elina4709 3 года назад +3

      iim not ruining the like amount- and tbh I agree

    • @DameOfDiamonds
      @DameOfDiamonds 3 года назад +22

      @just a boi wrong, you are spanish

    • @Nekiplex
      @Nekiplex 3 года назад +58

      I can never tell if these are insults or compliments. I don't know whether to appreciate this comment of be offended by it. But I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and say it was with good faith.
      Holy fuck that was the most british way to say that

    • @spooktspeek
      @spooktspeek 3 года назад +19

      accents make everything better. wish i had one

  • @alexanderk23
    @alexanderk23 4 года назад +6752

    Finally, the correct translation! Can't stop laughing :D

    • @GHOUPSLIP
      @GHOUPSLIP 3 года назад +39

      Likes but no comments so I’m the first reply

    • @official-deepseacreature863
      @official-deepseacreature863 3 года назад +21

      Likes but no comments so I'm the second reply

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 года назад +31

      @@official-deepseacreature863 **In Ben Shapiro voice** Let's say, hypothetically, there really were no comments, how are you the second reply then?

    • @GHOUPSLIP
      @GHOUPSLIP 3 года назад +15

      @@Josuh let’s say hypothetically you are the third comment😃👍

    • @arturfatyga5977
      @arturfatyga5977 3 года назад +12

      @@GHOUPSLIP So is mine the fourth or the fifth

  • @bxcrk
    @bxcrk 3 года назад +1249

    Chart of things becoming other things
    Apple core -> woman -> flappy wings - > tea - > flamenco dancer - > christmas!! -> sword tadpole - > tree - > petal - > boat - > grim reaper in dress - > Earrings very big - > sword lady - > fire ribbons - > pot plant n bull - > that sun thing - > weird music trio - > bunny girl - > bunch of people after the other - > leaves - > dizzy lady - > disco dad - > wizard - > unconvincing eye-> umbrella - > the three girls - > dart - > viking - > drop - > adhd girl - > doll - > girl running for bus -> windy - > umbrella - > Reaper - > pond - > bat girl - > swirly dot

    • @bxcrk
      @bxcrk 3 года назад +10

      @Acimiira fixed it :D

    • @slosh7072
      @slosh7072 3 года назад +58

      Modded Terraria crafting recipes be like

    • @treygaming334
      @treygaming334 3 года назад +10

      @@slosh7072 *i see you are a man of culture as well*

    • @kboombite
      @kboombite 3 года назад +3

      Madlad

    • @s__yuuse
      @s__yuuse 3 года назад +5

      the last one is a swirly dot. it's yin and yang actually when it formed very swirly

  • @Alexander-iy4gi
    @Alexander-iy4gi 2 года назад +6397

    "Now she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh she's dropped it"
    I think the British accent makes that so much better

    • @Aki-ChanVT
      @Aki-ChanVT 2 года назад +41

      Ayo u got a Slifer PFP
      You play Yu-Gi-Oh too?

    • @Smartlion1
      @Smartlion1 2 года назад +65

      He was undereacting when he said "oh my gosh she'e dropped it"

    • @The_big_prooooo
      @The_big_prooooo 2 года назад +105

      As a british I cried seeing somebody brutally murdered a cup of tea

    • @owlsclanrocketleague3801
      @owlsclanrocketleague3801 2 года назад +12

      @@Aki-ChanVT fluffals and heroes for the win bro

    • @zeljkogojic8353
      @zeljkogojic8353 2 года назад +14

      In can tell why he is shocked he’s British

  • @Statiso
    @Statiso Год назад +34

    "There's a bright glowing ball in the sky, it doesn't want to shake my hand, well I'm so offended now.... 😢" got me lol

  • @catoticneutral
    @catoticneutral 3 года назад +1871

    smol brain: yin yang symbol
    big brain: *swirly dot*

  • @myringsarepretty
    @myringsarepretty 3 года назад +4352

    “There’s a funny glowing ball”
    “and I Wonder what it is”
    “Doesn’t want to shake my hand”
    “….well I’m so offended now”
    I feel ya buddy ;(

  • @mayoayo7107
    @mayoayo7107 3 года назад +3697

    Anything: exists
    TouHou: I diagnose you with *woman*

  • @Pixel_Eyes7
    @Pixel_Eyes7 Месяц назад +10

    These lyrics sound like they're coming from a person who has never played touhou, and as someone who has never played touhou, this song is 100% accurate. 10/10 got me rolling

    • @ARandomIndieGameEnjoyer
      @ARandomIndieGameEnjoyer Месяц назад

      As someone who knows about, and played a bit of Touhou, it's still 100% accurate

  • @bigsmoke6637
    @bigsmoke6637 3 года назад +561

    Samee it's very annoying when a funny glowing ball doesn't want to shake your hand😭

    • @HeiHydra
      @HeiHydra 3 года назад +30

      because the sun is a deadly lazer

    • @princepeyton2488
      @princepeyton2488 3 года назад +18

      Not anymore there's a blanket

    • @somehow_maiko1467
      @somehow_maiko1467 3 года назад +6

      @@princepeyton2488 and...
      *Bill wurtz is awesome as heck*

    • @Rainb0wMapp1ng
      @Rainb0wMapp1ng 3 года назад +5

      @@somehow_maiko1467 *we can make a religion out of this*

    • @somehow_maiko1467
      @somehow_maiko1467 3 года назад +1

      @@Rainb0wMapp1ng YAAS wurtzians WOO9OOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @NellyTubeAwesomeURL
    @NellyTubeAwesomeURL 3 года назад +2577

    “Doesn’t want to shake my hand…well I’m so offended now” will forever be one of the most iconic song lyrics in meme history

  • @FaintLake
    @FaintLake 3 года назад +1417

    "Wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky but it swims out of the way, W E L L I N T H A T C A S E N E V E R M I N D"

    • @curseofbinding
      @curseofbinding 3 года назад +26

      And a woman with a fan

    • @emigo2
      @emigo2 3 года назад +24

      And she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air

    • @moldyorange3264
      @moldyorange3264 3 года назад +19

      And the woman in the boat has a bloody massive scythe, the grim reaper in a dress

    • @moldyorange3264
      @moldyorange3264 3 года назад +16

      Aren’t those earrings really big?

    • @Sodamoth
      @Sodamoth 3 года назад +13

      Look at me I've got a sword

  • @ITrySometimes
    @ITrySometimes Год назад +45

    3:17 i just want to thank everybody who made timed comments for allowing me to listen to this with such insightful commentary. Have a nice day.

  • @RavGX
    @RavGX 3 года назад +1220

    "and she wishes that she'd gone to the party on the sun"
    Wait, thats's illegal

    • @kp2k
      @kp2k 3 года назад +5

      no replys, ok

    • @RavGX
      @RavGX 3 года назад +11

      @Robloxxyyy1 D: Kaguya, the moon. Party on the sun

    • @MxSairaZ
      @MxSairaZ 3 года назад +1

      Sssniperwolf comes in* Buy my thats illegal merch -earrape- NOW

    • @JAM_YT_FURRY
      @JAM_YT_FURRY 3 года назад

      Yo

    • @yikes7751
      @yikes7751 3 года назад

      @Robloxxyyy1 D: Social distancing ✋

  • @That_Wise_Sage_
    @That_Wise_Sage_ 3 года назад +2262

    This video instantly becomes better when you hear the original and know what it’s about

    • @jsihavealotofplaylists
      @jsihavealotofplaylists 3 года назад +11

      well

    • @cathibeeman5445
      @cathibeeman5445 3 года назад +199

      What are you talking about these are the original lyrics

    • @incognitomode6223
      @incognitomode6223 3 года назад +87

      @@cathibeeman5445 idk either man i think theyre high. They took the sweeping gurls idea and smoked

    • @themoderator2295
      @themoderator2295 3 года назад +7

      @@cathibeeman5445 they aren't the original lyrics

    • @chuusick8637
      @chuusick8637 3 года назад +81

      @@themoderator2295 r/whooosh

  • @munkerdoo8831
    @munkerdoo8831 3 года назад +1534

    Me when my english teacher tells me to find the meaning of a song:

    • @ultimatesheep
      @ultimatesheep 3 года назад +7

      lol

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 3 года назад +5

      lmaoo

    • @muichirotokito6866
      @muichirotokito6866 3 года назад

      Same

    • @nightmare3642
      @nightmare3642 3 года назад +9

      "Well this girl is so depressed that she sets her wrists on fire and it's going to set fire to the ribbon in her hair. But at least we're nice and warm and I think this girl agrees but I don't know why they're dressed as a pot plant and a bull."

    • @fizzycola234
      @fizzycola234 3 месяца назад +1

      @@nightmare3642 bro made the depression theme song /j

  • @bealea1127
    @bealea1127 2 месяца назад +9

    Bad Apple in a nutshell: *"TRANSITIONS, PEOPLE! TRANSITIONS!"*

  • @cujoe9800
    @cujoe9800 3 года назад +912

    "Maybe if i smoke this one it will make me dizzy"
    *Top 10 Quotes Before Disaster*

  • @ParadoxPython
    @ParadoxPython 4 года назад +1778

    Why is it that I like songs that just describe their music video more than I like the actual song itself?

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 3 года назад +38

      maybe you like music videos that describe the song instead

    • @sorenkitchen5926
      @sorenkitchen5926 3 года назад +18

      @@user-tr2dh4xx6u jezz that username

    • @actuallymichealafton8372
      @actuallymichealafton8372 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @actuallymichealafton8372
      @actuallymichealafton8372 3 года назад +4

      @@user-tr2dh4xx6u what is ur username-

    • @nomorefortnite3655
      @nomorefortnite3655 3 года назад +3

      ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ ur user?

  • @arhia6106
    @arhia6106 3 года назад +12759

    The light ball: *doesn't want to shake the girls hand*
    The girl: And i took that personally.

    • @loserchips1112
      @loserchips1112 3 года назад +110

      Underrated comment

    • @iamanormalcat8615
      @iamanormalcat8615 3 года назад +71

      This is beautiful

    • @BeeNot_afraid
      @BeeNot_afraid 3 года назад +187

      I’m offended that I never got invited to the party on the sun

    • @twice2806
      @twice2806 3 года назад +68

      @@BeeNot_afraid nobody came back, must have been that good they stayed forever

    • @ItsActuallySaturn
      @ItsActuallySaturn 3 года назад +25

      @@twice2806
      👁👄👁

  • @Porsche14
    @Porsche14 3 месяца назад +8

    2:37 “but she has adhd and forgot to take her pills” 💀💀

  • @btball880
    @btball880 3 года назад +2284

    "Is it my turn now?"
    "Oh I better start spin round quickly"
    *"Gonna skip past the next girl cause she's too boring"*

    • @starlightplaysminecraft9743
      @starlightplaysminecraft9743 3 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @desmond9740
      @desmond9740 3 года назад +7

      Yes, Tenshi is very boring.

    • @djneonreaper4990
      @djneonreaper4990 3 года назад +6

      Idk touhou so i wanna know if that character is actually boring

    • @desmond9740
      @desmond9740 3 года назад +15

      @@djneonreaper4990
      Tenshi (girl who spun in the scene) is the main antagonist in one of the Touhou games, she pissed of Reimu (the girl at the start) because an earthquake caused by Tenshi destroyed her shrine.
      Yukari (umbrella girl) on the other hand, is one of the people responsible for “creating” the place the Touhou characters all live in *[GENSOKYO]*.
      She is very powerful, and is one of the only people that can go to the outside world from Gensokyo.

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 3 года назад +2

      @@desmond9740 hmmmmm sounds complicated

  • @TheNamesCagney
    @TheNamesCagney 3 года назад +482

    These are the actual lyrics, you can’t tell me otherwise

    • @lantern7413
      @lantern7413 3 года назад +32

      Otherwise

    • @TheNamesCagney
      @TheNamesCagney 3 года назад +15

      @@lantern7413 *You god damn mad man*

    • @cheaple_studios7745
      @cheaple_studios7745 3 года назад +5

      Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise Otherwise

    • @Micuharsonthefirst
      @Micuharsonthefirst 3 года назад +1

      ikr

    • @solgaleooflight8703
      @solgaleooflight8703 3 года назад +4

      @@lantern7413 we've got ourselves a badass over here

  • @purebredyeeternity780
    @purebredyeeternity780 3 года назад +10697

    "She's got a cup of tea... Oh my gosh she's dropped it"
    The most British thing in this video.

    • @mikumin727
      @mikumin727 3 года назад +149

      this song is britidh english so it is

    • @mariahowlett625
      @mariahowlett625 3 года назад +45

      Not the English?

    • @atijohn8135
      @atijohn8135 3 года назад +163

      @@mariahowlett625 No. The bri'ish

    • @randomdude9630
      @randomdude9630 3 года назад +60

      @@atijohn8135 us British are so racist we get called bri'ish because everyone got so offended

    • @2008sar
      @2008sar 3 года назад +24

      im offended with the droped tea (joke )

  • @damianwaynetv5604
    @damianwaynetv5604 2 месяца назад +12

    "come and 'ave a go, but look out she's got a dagger" is so good idk why

  • @eggsoup28
    @eggsoup28 3 года назад +1113

    No idea why this is getting recommended now, not complaining though.

  • @fennex2706
    @fennex2706 2 года назад +8932

    The British accent on
    "But she's got a cup of tea, oh my gosh, she dropped it"
    Makes it feel like so much more of a crime

  • @MrChad-tt5oi
    @MrChad-tt5oi 3 года назад +392

    -And then it turned itself a woman, funniest shit I've ever seen

  • @ShwappaJ
    @ShwappaJ 2 года назад +1732

    1. Takes the whole scene literally
    2. Makes up several hilarious lines
    3. Has a British accent
    The recipe for a perfect video.
    Edit 1: look ma I'm famous
    Edit 2: Jeez, I have more likes on this one comment than all the likes on my own channel combined... maybe I should start talking in a British accent?

    • @LYR1X1TY
      @LYR1X1TY 2 года назад +25

      Takes the whole scene literally
      Makes up several hilarious lines
      Has a British accent
      Refuses to elaborate

    • @cocopuffs360
      @cocopuffs360 2 года назад +2

      I just refreshed this comment and it now has 70 instead of 69 :(

    • @gaygrey2875
      @gaygrey2875 2 года назад +2

      400th like 😼

    • @mrekozack7817
      @mrekozack7817 2 года назад +1

      Bri'ish

    • @Unidentified952
      @Unidentified952 2 года назад +1

      @@LYR1X1TY the refuses to elaborate part does it for me, and the Bri’ish accent. (I have a fondness for British accents XD)

  • @starryniightt
    @starryniightt 3 года назад +2063

    “And she wishes she had gone to the party on the sun”
    Missing a day of school be like:

    • @alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229
      @alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 3 года назад +157

      school when your there: 📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
      school when your sick: 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

    • @starryniightt
      @starryniightt 3 года назад +40

      @@alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 for 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙

    • @alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229
      @alienfrograbbitchannelmove4229 3 года назад +20

      @@starryniightt 😔✋

    • @andreabowles4417
      @andreabowles4417 3 года назад +26

      That one time I missed the Christmas party at school bc I was sick:
      The kids at school: >:3

    • @TheHeroWhoAsked
      @TheHeroWhoAsked 3 года назад +6

      One time i got icecream from school and my cousin wasnt there

  • @Ansytea
    @Ansytea 3 года назад +2657

    "Now the doll has got away and she's running for a bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into a sea"
    Clearly that's an intriguing masterpiece of a story I want to see unfold

    • @GHOUPSLIP
      @GHOUPSLIP 3 года назад +16

      Lol love your profile picture btw

    • @Ansytea
      @Ansytea 3 года назад +7

      @@GHOUPSLIP :D Thank you ♥

    • @GHOUPSLIP
      @GHOUPSLIP 3 года назад +6

      @@Ansytea np ❤️❤️

    • @y100900185
      @y100900185 3 года назад +3

      @@Ansytea SHIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @checkdownstairs7110
      @checkdownstairs7110 3 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/-EBnnTYEB80/видео.html This is the closet thing I've seen to what you want.

  • @DrBlueHigh
    @DrBlueHigh 3 года назад +1056

    This song in a nutshell: *This [Noun] is actually an [Noun]*

    • @williscraft7425
      @williscraft7425 3 года назад +59

      No, *This [Noun] is actually a girl*

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 3 года назад +28

      @@williscraft7425 But is actually a boat.

    • @kyanslegobox5299
      @kyanslegobox5299 3 года назад +19

      @@Burn_Angel WITCH IS ACTULLY A BLOODY BIG SCYTH

    • @Burn_Angel
      @Burn_Angel 3 года назад +16

      @@kyanslegobox5299 But it's a girl with PTSD.

    • @kyanslegobox5299
      @kyanslegobox5299 3 года назад +11

      @@Burn_Angel BUT REALLY ITS A BIG SWIRLY THING WITH DOTS

  • @lisaa4446
    @lisaa4446 3 года назад +4989

    Therapist: All dreams have meaning
    Dreams: And there's suddenly a tree-

    • @mariahowlett625
      @mariahowlett625 3 года назад +153

      And a woman with a fan

    • @farcan9400
      @farcan9400 3 года назад +32

      when i read this the song said that

    • @GrayZStarsFortniteFilms
      @GrayZStarsFortniteFilms 3 года назад +6

      @@farcan9400 Amazing

    • @klen8374
      @klen8374 3 года назад +7

      My dream is so random lmao

    • @MMMatsuro
      @MMMatsuro 3 года назад +30

      @@mariahowlett625 and she flaps it up and down at a petal in the air

  • @sonataavalon6017
    @sonataavalon6017 3 года назад +945

    “We’ll skip the next girl she’s too boring.”
    Damn, they did her badly.

    • @epiccow288
      @epiccow288 3 года назад +13

      It’s yukari tho, who was shown seconds before with an umbrella and fan

    • @bruhmoment3478
      @bruhmoment3478 3 года назад +8

      I read this when he said it lol

    • @HideFromIt
      @HideFromIt 3 года назад +4

      tjsisdf sajoe03 aks02MS Acegtbg3o9smad sdfjrkasf w

    • @loganballadares
      @loganballadares 3 года назад +3

      They didn’t have to do her like that😭😭😭😭😭

    • @OfficialValles
      @OfficialValles 3 года назад +14

      2:12 if your wondering where he says it.

  • @wingsofkuiper1841
    @wingsofkuiper1841 3 года назад +502

    "and if you think it doesn't suit her, she'll chop of both your legs"
    2:58 I'M WHEEZING HELP

  • @justa_randomfailure6250
    @justa_randomfailure6250 3 года назад +9459

    this whole song is basically “and it turns into a girl”

    • @snaukball8764
      @snaukball8764 3 года назад +501

      someone commented "this whole song is basically "and it turns into a girl"" and his comment turns into a girl

    • @lodufka4285
      @lodufka4285 3 года назад +92

      @@snaukball8764 damn, yours aswell

    • @snaukball8764
      @snaukball8764 3 года назад +68

      @@lodufka4285 yours too

    • @CharlotteXazk
      @CharlotteXazk 3 года назад +57

      @@snaukball8764 yours too this is getting out of hand

    • @beingfr_rn
      @beingfr_rn 3 года назад +8

      Lol

  • @toeseater2855
    @toeseater2855 3 года назад +4114

    "...but the girl got ADHD and forgot to take her pills"
    *normal pills intensifies*

    • @bdbdbdbdaa
      @bdbdbdbdaa 3 года назад +71

      thats what the mask is

    • @Areverberationensemblefan985
      @Areverberationensemblefan985 3 года назад +77

      I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
      Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
      And when they ask me how I'm doing
      I say, "I'm just fine"
      And when they ask me how I'm doing
      I say, "I'm just fine"
      But the fact is
      I can never get off of my mattress
      And all that they can ask is
      "Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)
      That's what the mask is
      That's what the point of the mask is
      So you can see I'm tryin'
      You won't see me cryin'
      I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
      And it just keeps on pilin'
      It's so terrifying
      But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
      I've been carin' too much for so long
      Been comparin' myself for so long
      Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
      So long, it's real, so long, it's real
      Always bein' judged by a bunch of strange faces
      Scared to go outside, haven't seen the light in ages
      But I've been places
      So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
      Yeah, I'm okay, B****
      But the fact is
      I need help, I'm failin' all my classes
      They think that I need glasses
      I just really wish that I could pass this (wish that I could pass this)
      That's what the mask is
      That's what the point of the mask is
      So you can see I'm tryin'
      You won't see me cryin'
      I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
      And it just keeps on pilin'
      It's so terrifying
      But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
      I've been carin' too much for so long
      Been comparin' myself for so long
      Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real
      So long, it's real, so long, it's real
      So long, it's real
      So long, it's real

    • @Coreyyyyyyyyy
      @Coreyyyyyyyyy 3 года назад +33

      That’s what the point of the bad apple is

    • @smileyface1590
      @smileyface1590 3 года назад +19

      *that’s what the point of the mask is 😩*

    • @LillianAtsui-Kanari
      @LillianAtsui-Kanari 3 года назад +14

      ...Green Apple

  • @CreepyFrawley
    @CreepyFrawley 3 года назад +17751

    honestly "wave a massive sword at a tadpole in the sky, but then it swims away, in that case nevermind," is a lyrical masterpiece to me

    • @Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl
      @Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl 3 года назад +613

      Everything he said is a lyrical masterpiece for me

    • @KiffKan
      @KiffKan 3 года назад +73

      @@Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl same

    • @heiditronic2182
      @heiditronic2182 3 года назад +37

      Agreed

    • @MinogFarted
      @MinogFarted 3 года назад +67

      I wonder if Tadpole taste good?

    • @XQE19
      @XQE19 3 года назад +19

      @@Ha7ydeBiggestFangirl true

  • @basil_xox85
    @basil_xox85 3 года назад +1534

    planting a sapling in minecraft:
    *and theres suddenly a tree*

  • @Ethyrus
    @Ethyrus 3 года назад +1345

    So, basically, everything just turns into a woman.

    • @dazaiosamurela
      @dazaiosamurela 3 года назад +15

      Yes.

    • @ssadiestic
      @ssadiestic 3 года назад +45

      even this comment is a woman.
      there is no escape

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 3 года назад +33

      So you either die straight, or live long enough to become a woman

    • @marysartr
      @marysartr 3 года назад +5

      The matriarchy will take over

    • @ssadiestic
      @ssadiestic 3 года назад +9

      @@trananbinhjerry6438 *cries in actually a trans woman*

  • @QuirrelSquad
    @QuirrelSquad 3 года назад +488

    Person: is committing suicide by burning herself
    Voice actor: at least we are warm

    • @Ifuseekamyy
      @Ifuseekamyy 3 года назад +10

      Lmao-

    • @longlivethe9989
      @longlivethe9989 3 года назад +24

      >mokou
      >commiting suicide
      she's been doing it for over 300 years already, no need to worry

    • @Okaz_
      @Okaz_ 3 года назад +3

      XD

    • @verbumtech
      @verbumtech 3 года назад +1

      I'm dying uhasuhasuhsahusa

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 3 года назад

      you got to be an optimist, you know

  • @duckduckgooseberry7051
    @duckduckgooseberry7051 3 года назад +883

    🎶 *but she's got ADHD, and forgot to take her pills* 🎶

  • @TheOriginalItsCake
    @TheOriginalItsCake 3 года назад +2800

    10 questions scientist can't answer:
    "Is is it Batman?"

    • @koolaidguy315
      @koolaidguy315 3 года назад +26

      @@Sunoomarryme it is Remilia but its dubbed by a someone who doesnt know touhou

    • @cloued-wolf3302
      @cloued-wolf3302 3 года назад +16

      No it’s batgirl

    • @koolaidguy315
      @koolaidguy315 3 года назад +6

      @@cloued-wolf3302 agree

    • @lizard7553
      @lizard7553 3 года назад +15

      Maybe, but she's got a cup of tea.

    • @TheOriginalItsCake
      @TheOriginalItsCake 3 года назад +10

      @@lizard7553 Oh my gosh she's dropped it!

  • @eirinkou
    @eirinkou 3 года назад +27912

    Bad apple to someone who has never touched TouHou in their entire existence

  • @sincerelyrio_vball
    @sincerelyrio_vball 2 года назад +2979

    “And if you don’t think it suits her she’ll chop off both your legs” is just beautiful

  • @ezrasdemise
    @ezrasdemise 3 года назад +1183

    "Maybe, but she’s got a cup of tea
    ...oh my gosh, she’s dropped it"
    sounds like a thing a british person would say

    • @Night_Rider83
      @Night_Rider83 3 года назад +74

      He is a British guy lmao

    • @ezrasdemise
      @ezrasdemise 3 года назад +56

      @@Night_Rider83 then it makes even more sense

    • @akaruシ
      @akaruシ 3 года назад +11

      *Yes yes*

    • @FoaxZed
      @FoaxZed 3 года назад +15

      as a british person i can confirm

    • @won879
      @won879 3 года назад +1

      lol

  • @The_SD-N_lover
    @The_SD-N_lover Месяц назад +4

    I was constipated so I was singing this since I was bored and when I sung 'but look out shes got a dagger' it came out! Hurt like hell, though.

    • @kiyaluvsu
      @kiyaluvsu Месяц назад

      this is the funniest comment i’ve read all day

  • @dstarsdstar7957
    @dstarsdstar7957 2 года назад +2794

    “But she’s got ADHD and forgot to take her pills”
    Best line

    • @driving.me.crazy_
      @driving.me.crazy_ 2 года назад +16

      everybody is gonna say WhO cARes but im still gonna say it
      Copied comment

    • @cassidybrow3412
      @cassidybrow3412 2 года назад +48

      This person just so happens to have the same opinion of another person. It’s not copied and it doesn’t matter.

    • @driving.me.crazy_
      @driving.me.crazy_ 2 года назад +2

      @@cassidybrow3412 i literally said nobody cares if the comment is copied, and are you his friend or sum to know that?

    • @Mnd4ne
      @Mnd4ne 2 года назад +16

      @@driving.me.crazy_ ok mrs.know everything

    • @Neymoiiii
      @Neymoiiii 2 года назад

      Like 100 ez

  • @rainy-f7q
    @rainy-f7q 3 года назад +3466

    “She’s running for the bus, but she trips over a shoelace and falls into sea’
    *Top 10 saddest anime deaths*

  • @lollotheguy
    @lollotheguy 2 года назад +3522

    "And the droplet is a girl"
    "With a creepy little doll"
    "But she's got ADHD"
    "And forgot to take her pills"
    That's the best part of the entire song.

    • @Dan280974
      @Dan280974 2 года назад +15

      Genius

    • @NicolARark
      @NicolARark 2 года назад +18

      I can confirm is true

    • @choco057.
      @choco057. 2 года назад +26

      Here's the timestamp :
      2:33

    • @yakidiota
      @yakidiota 2 года назад +36

      "Now the doll has got away"
      "and she's running for a bus"
      "but she trips on a shoelace, and falls into the sea"
      also the best part

    • @realCaveJohnson
      @realCaveJohnson 2 года назад +7

      normal pills

  • @Simongravitrax
    @Simongravitrax 9 месяцев назад +8

    This sounds like the train of thought of a person with adhd

  • @sx__
    @sx__ 2 года назад +9109

    “Now the doll has got away”
    “and she’s running for a bus”
    “but she trips over her shoelace”
    “and falls into the sea”
    damn, that’s one way to miss a bus

    • @silverspirit920
      @silverspirit920 2 года назад +212

      It got me crying cuz of the sudden absence of my legs

    • @sx__
      @sx__ 2 года назад +39

      @Lusira yes

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 2 года назад +54

      Damn this got the molasses in my legs laughing

    • @ecmyrn
      @ecmyrn 2 года назад +38

      okula geç kalınca hocama söylediğim yalanlar;

    • @sx__
      @sx__ 2 года назад +12

      @@ecmyrn lol-

  • @kennethstupid
    @kennethstupid 3 года назад +304

    "doesn't want to shake my hands, well im so offended now.."
    you litteraly described twitter in 1 line