From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
He was a psycho before he ate an RPG and 'saka fully chromed him up. Dude was always a walking atrocity, 'saka just pays him to do shit he would do for fun, and gives him top-shelf gear to do it with
@@nikik5567 No. This was many years prior to the raid on Arasaka. Michiko is pushing 80 in 2077. Adam Smasher was a heavily augmented cyborg in 2023. When this campaign happened, Smasher was likely about as chromed as a late-game V. Smasher going full borg was a consequence of years and years of serving Arasaka and taking constant danage to his meat parts. Bottom line, he still had his plumbing way back when!
Imagine a fucking 10 foot tall 95% cyborg killing machine opining a door for a young lady and goes : after you my lady While giving the Japanese bowing pose 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@hidan407 he has different borg models he wearing. He's one of the very few people able to withstand being swapped into different borg chassis'. The Gemini model is very human looking but limited in combat potential while the Samson he normal used in 2013-2020 was a retrofitted construction model. I don't remember much about the Adonis but it could be similar to the Gemini.
Adam Smasher didn’t escort Michiko, it would have been her bodyguard Kenichi Zaburo (Morgan’s Arasaka nemesis) but she ran into Smasher and ended up having a fling with him
Lol love the dp and the name. That being said, the cp2020 sourcebook does say Smasher escorted here 🤷♂️. Maybe Ken Zaburo, who btw is totally awesome, is new. I remember reading about him in the CP Red sourcebooks wish they had more details about this beast
@@shotgun6125 according to Pondsmith he called Zaburo “Morgan’s Arasaka nemesis” maybe because they were actually similar but it’s also a possibility of something that’s been retconned
@@shotgun6125 Smasher views Blackhand as his nemesis because the Hand kinda disproves Smasher's 'metal is better than meat" outlook. Blackhand thinks Smasher is a dirtbag and a joke.
@@lienomzekon4763 It's a quote from the game fool. It's literally the first thing he says in the game directed at Evelyn Parker. Guess you didn't make it that far.
You are aware that she is pushing *eighty* in the game, right? I also love the detail that her fingers are the most obvious augmentation she has. Doesn't matter how healthy you are or what organs you replace, arthritis will find a way in!
His combat suit body wasn't his only one. Smasher also had a "backup" body he could be put in that wasn't a walking tank. It was actually an Elvis look-alike he would use on the very rare occasions he didn't need to be killing or threatening to kill something.
In this artwork from Cyberpunk Red, it seems like the CEO of Biotechnica is putting his hands on her with a dirty look and seems like Michiko can't look at him in straight. Did something happen to them too?
Honestly, not sure. Good call though. Maybe to establish a better relationship with BioTechnica, Arasaka, you know. Did some behind the scenes controversial stuff
nah smasher was a natural pyschapath he was always this way its just he finds it more fun to scare ill and intimidate others then "play social" only people he geuinly respects which is incrediply few would he enjoy any form of socialization. he still has his "android body" he just never uses it cause its "not as fun" compared to his totaly customized warborg body.
Nice thought, but Adam has been working for 'Saka since at least 2013. He was a soldier before that. Arasaka approached him with an offer to fully convert his flesh to chrome if he became the Arasaka family's top assassin. Michiko would have been born by that time but not by much.
Michiko Arasaka: hey smashy are you off? Adam smasher: busy killing people. Michiko: I'm home alone right now Adam: I'm busy. Michiko: I can be your cut f****able meat~ Adam: *smashes through the roof to her*
To be fair, I think he was in a Gemini body at the time, which are precision engineered baddies. Can only imagine the confusion when she saw him again in his, shall we say, work clothes.
The reason I feel like he doesn't go crazy us due to the fact that he lost his humanity as he upgraded more and more to a robot. So, he can't go crazy.
Imagine he caught feelings, realised that catching feelings feels like this, then he just decided to go full borg to get rid of human emotions. His body is the ultimate coping mechanism.
Okay, some necessary context, for this, Adam Smasher used what is called a Gemini Body, which is an alternate body he can choose to download his brain into, that looked like a blonde Elvis. He went out with Michiko (mostly) because she wanted to and not even Adam Smasher can get away with disrespecting an Arasaka Princess.
Not only did this man smash, he had a custom body he did it with, not the combat body we see in Johnny's memory, instead the body he used was made to look like a young blonde Elvis Presley
I don't know about you but when I first heard about the "Wild Fling" knowing Adam it might've been in a literal sense that Adam yeeted Michiko across the room
for those wondering, he did not date her in his usual armored body suit or military gear. He used a body suit that is basically a blonde Elvis Presley, and that suit is also his casual wear when off duty as far as we know. So yeah, he dated her as a blonde Elvis.
So Adam Smasher can put his brain(the only real actual human part of him left. The brain is Adam Smasher) etc into different body shells so to speak??. So he could in theory walk around as a cute cyborg anime girl?.. Cool
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Everyones’ reaction when Adam Smasher calls them fckable meat:😰
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Evelyn parker:
You know what I just realized? He called his boss’ girl a cut of fuckable meat. Right in front of him. And Yorinobu didn’t even care.
She is just hired
@@punxOiOi13
Yeah he also smashed another girl but it's a bit of a touchy subject for some people
Hahahahah
You deserve a pin
Too soon man, too soon😑
Bruh took me a sec but imma just say he just did his job
Adam smashed the loli
I feel like if I wrote the actual thing people would cyber-bully me, but...
He smashed Rebecca
Bro added 97% more implants after the break up
Hahahhhahahaag
*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me*
(Proceeds to cut off his smasher jr)
@@mab3667 😭😭
It hasn’t been the same since he fought Johnny, bro.
Cut him some slack, guy’s going through the wringer.
@@mab3667 pretty much adam smasher in a nutshell.
Why does he look like a cyborg Vin Diesel
You are the new pin
That isn’t a bad idea dude!
For the family, bro! For the Arasaka family!
@@goodsman5712 Adam Smasher has a thick throbbing iron rod. 💀
Cause Family
No wonder why his flesh disgusted him, must've not had much to work with..
BRAAAAAAA
The flesh is weak,the machine is immortal
All he needed to do was install the latest model of Mr. Studd, and Night City would have been a slighlty more peaceful place!
@@joelshajan8706 praise the omnissiah
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
“You’re my favorite cut of meat”
*Japanese giggling noises*
“Holy shit that worked?”
Hahahaha, he'd be mobbed
Lmao I can hear the giggle
“All that metal and you still blush Smasher-San?”
“You gotta be fucking kidding me?”
*giggles*”you’re funny”
@@ethananderson2327 I've never cringed harder in my life than when I read that and had a visual of that exact thing happening. Fucking Christ...
@@themajesticspider-man6116 You’re welcome
Tbh Adam smasher sounds like a 12 Year old's gamertag
Not really, needs more “xXxXx” and random numbers at the end
Hahahahah you guys kill me
Shouldn't be a surprise, he's got about as much emotional development.
Sounds like a porn ⭐️
@@smallmediumatlarge bruh it is true to the scripts of our written history as gamers
Man clapped Arasaka, and to honor her clapping he works at the company kinda cute if we ignore the part where he is a domesticated cyber psycho
"Domesticated cyberpsycho" thanks I'm yoinking that. That's how I'll be describing him whenever anyone mentions who's Adam.
@@shoobzy3431 "Where did you learn that from" some cowboy cat
I mean arasaka said “hey we could save your life if you work for us forver, or we could leave you to die” when he was blown up or some shit
Aint nothing psycho about him he just about that murder death kill life.
He was a psycho before he ate an RPG and 'saka fully chromed him up. Dude was always a walking atrocity, 'saka just pays him to do shit he would do for fun, and gives him top-shelf gear to do it with
And the fact that she still alive is a testament to arisaka cybernetics
Lmaoo
Was he fully cybernetic at that point?
@@nikik5567 I believe he transferred his consciousness into a different body so he could bone her
@@nikik5567 No. This was many years prior to the raid on Arasaka. Michiko is pushing 80 in 2077. Adam Smasher was a heavily augmented cyborg in 2023. When this campaign happened, Smasher was likely about as chromed as a late-game V. Smasher going full borg was a consequence of years and years of serving Arasaka and taking constant danage to his meat parts.
Bottom line, he still had his plumbing way back when!
@@silverblade357 that’s kinda what I assumed. I couldn’t imagine him going full borg THAT early in his life.
Wanda maximoff would've loved adam, I mean she's into the ball of steel kinda dude
You made me laugh in my office, now you deserve a pin hahaha
arataki itto has spoken. everybody stfu
@@Giga_Nerd that pin didn’t last
Wanda: Listen it’s a good joke... it’s a great joke even-
@@justsomenumpty pinning is based on me rechecked the comments lool. The best one at the moment wins 🏆
According to Pondsmith he had a second body that looked like a blond Elvis that he used to date her. He also apparently had used a southern accent.
I don't know if this is true lol. But that would be awesome!!
I'm sorry but all's I'm picturing is Johnny Bravo
@@shrikefenris6844
Adam Bravo: Woah mama!
Michiko Arasaka: **giggles in cute Japanese corpo girl**
Lmao really?
Commented the same before noticing this.
Another fact is that since she was an Arasaka, Adam was actually very respectful to her.
Imagine a fucking 10 foot tall 95% cyborg killing machine opining a door for a young lady and goes : after you my lady
While giving the Japanese bowing pose
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Nox-eg3rq AS IS PROPER!
I mean, they paid for that body and likely have ways of shutting him down that he doesn't even know about.
nah, at that time, it was blond elvis presley dating michiko@@Nox-eg3rq
What’s more funny he used a full body replica of blonde Elvis to take her on a date.
wheres the lore source for this? I'm trying to dig into cyberpunk lore but its not enough
@@happybikemike tabletop lore
Yeah, the Adonis body chassis (for reference the body we're used to seeing him use is called the Samson)
@@OfficialDJSoru Wait so Adam has different bodies and not just the full borg body we always see?
@@hidan407 he has different borg models he wearing. He's one of the very few people able to withstand being swapped into different borg chassis'. The Gemini model is very human looking but limited in combat potential while the Samson he normal used in 2013-2020 was a retrofitted construction model. I don't remember much about the Adonis but it could be similar to the Gemini.
Adam Smasher didn’t escort Michiko, it would have been her bodyguard Kenichi Zaburo (Morgan’s Arasaka nemesis) but she ran into Smasher and ended up having a fling with him
Lol love the dp and the name. That being said, the cp2020 sourcebook does say Smasher escorted here 🤷♂️. Maybe Ken Zaburo, who btw is totally awesome, is new. I remember reading about him in the CP Red sourcebooks wish they had more details about this beast
Hold on I thought Morgan Blackhand’s nemesis was Adam Smasher because of their exact opposite methods and viewpoints?
@@shotgun6125 according to Pondsmith he called Zaburo “Morgan’s Arasaka nemesis” maybe because they were actually similar but it’s also a possibility of something that’s been retconned
@@shotgun6125 Saburo the as Morgan's nemesis, lotta mutual respect and antagonism but Smasher purely hated Blackhand
@@shotgun6125 Smasher views Blackhand as his nemesis because the Hand kinda disproves Smasher's 'metal is better than meat" outlook. Blackhand thinks Smasher is a dirtbag and a joke.
He called her a ****able cut of meat and she couldn't resist.
bro stop
@@lienomzekon4763 It's a quote from the game fool. It's literally the first thing he says in the game directed at Evelyn Parker. Guess you didn't make it that far.
Adam: works everytime
@@joels6736 salty salty but he wouldn’t say that to an arasaka
@@agentace1476
Who’s gonna stop him?
oooh now i know why he called himsef adam smasher
If he's called Adam Smasher that's means he's smashing dude.
@@alienalchemist oh cuz Adam means man?
@@bennogb5069
Yeah, cuz Adam is the first man
It's a pun on the term atom smasher which is slang for a particle accelerator.
@@alienalchemist specifically man named adam, that's what he like to smash.
she is also found in the game, it’s good that you didn’t take a photo from there, the years did not spare her.
Yeah I omitted that ahhahah
Dunno…
CDOR had her looking pretty good in that meeting when V testified to the Arasaka brass.
Compared to Adam Smasher, I'd say she aged rather well lmao
You are aware that she is pushing *eighty* in the game, right?
I also love the detail that her fingers are the most obvious augmentation she has. Doesn't matter how healthy you are or what organs you replace, arthritis will find a way in!
He wrecked her so hard she went from THAT to what we see now in the game
LMAOOOO yeah man she got wrekkkt
Isn’t red like 30 something years before 77? She seems to just be wearing the “stylish” dress that is on models in the city. And a kind of eh haircut
@@Red-S-267 It’s in 2020
Laugh all you like, but looking that well in 70s is a true accomplishment.
She had just turned 18 when she started dating Adam which is absolutely hilarious. I guess Adam had a thing for Japanese school girls XD
On a date he change body and he looks just like blonde hair Elvis
"MY MEAT HAS FAILED ME!!!"
Smasher after his fling with Michiko.
Two ways to look at it: either he's talking about his performance in bed, or the fact that he got an erection in the first place.
"From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me"
**proceeds to replace pp with a controllable hydraulic system**
Why did this just break my heart
We should break all the bones of the smasher
@@1nd0Aryan bet I’m already on my way choom!
@@ninjahuh6461 you shall not
@@ninjahuh6461 you shall
@@1nd0Aryan he doesn't have bones...
His combat suit body wasn't his only one. Smasher also had a "backup" body he could be put in that wasn't a walking tank. It was actually an Elvis look-alike he would use on the very rare occasions he didn't need to be killing or threatening to kill something.
Well, you know... He was still probably threatening them lol
@@Orapac4142 "Let's just have a little less conversation, meatbag"
In this artwork from Cyberpunk Red, it seems like the CEO of Biotechnica is putting his hands on her with a dirty look and seems like Michiko can't look at him in straight. Did something happen to them too?
Honestly, not sure. Good call though. Maybe to establish a better relationship with BioTechnica, Arasaka, you know. Did some behind the scenes controversial stuff
Its totally the aftermath of Smasher and he's her gyno/ripper. He's just judging her for the fact that shes going back for more lol
Like that time that Adam smasher said:
" its smashing time"
That's before when there's still humanity left on him, but in his current state. He's just an empty shell, a by product of the 4th corporate war.
nah smasher was a natural pyschapath he was always this way its just he finds it more fun to scare ill and intimidate others then "play social"
only people he geuinly respects which is incrediply few would he enjoy any form of socialization.
he still has his "android body" he just never uses it cause its "not as fun" compared to his totaly customized warborg body.
It's probably the reason why Adam was working for Arasaka. Cuz he and she are having flings.
Nice thought, but Adam has been working for 'Saka since at least 2013. He was a soldier before that. Arasaka approached him with an offer to fully convert his flesh to chrome if he became the Arasaka family's top assassin. Michiko would have been born by that time but not by much.
Well, I guess even smasher has to smash at least once lmfao.
Ahhaha
I can totally see Adam smasher being an introverted quiet guy in his day-to-day life
Would explain the guns
He's socially awkward, and awkward killer cyborg.
He is completely antisocial terrorist tier.
"You told me to smash or pass, so I smash" - Adam Smasher
🤣🤣
Ah finally, the explanation of the origin of his name, nice.
The break up must've been drastic, dude is literally crushing people to death
Michiko Arasaka: hey smashy are you off?
Adam smasher: busy killing people.
Michiko: I'm home alone right now
Adam: I'm busy.
Michiko: I can be your cut f****able meat~
Adam: *smashes through the roof to her*
Arasaka been real quiet since this dropped
Was it silicone experience or stiff plexiglass? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think it was carbon fiber 😏
Mr stud ?
Definetly used Sir John Paulstiff
It was ballistic gel
Best laugh I’ve had in a while.
To be fair, I think he was in a Gemini body at the time, which are precision engineered baddies.
Can only imagine the confusion when she saw him again in his, shall we say, work clothes.
She probably liked that even more
Japanese girls are ...... diffrent
Most comments about cyberpunk edgerunners reference cyberpunk 2077.
Good to know that some people still remember cyberpunk 2020.
I love how the red glowing eye affect just make him look split eyed lol
Must've gotten those parts from Adam & Eve
Adam Smasher having that prime A4 Wagyu Beef.
wtffff, so was it metal or polyester????
Both
*_S I L I C O N E_*
It was silicone
My man packin' that XXXXXXL Mr. Stud.
Tanks rock canons not guns.
Adam Smashers idea of getting "Brain" is having someone open his augmented skull open and giving his brain a massage 💆♂️
Quick question but how did smasher do that? 🤣🤣 How did David smash Lucy? Didn't he Chrome everything? Do they connect USB slots or something
Talk about cut content am I right?
@@ExtremelyOnlineGuy important questions/information we need 🤣
@@ExtremelyOnlineGuy right!! 🤣🤣
These are the types of details cdpr failed to provide ahahhaahha. You guys kill me
The boring answer is, it probably was before going full borg.
The fact he still can smash is more threating than him killing us
That girl is down bad
Nailed her with his classic: "YOU LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF-"
"-FANTASTIC HUMAN QUALITIES!"
The reason I feel like he doesn't go crazy us due to the fact that he lost his humanity as he upgraded more and more to a robot. So, he can't go crazy.
Or he lacked humanity to begin with.
@@water1374 True ture
Imagine he caught feelings, realised that catching feelings feels like this, then he just decided to go full borg to get rid of human emotions.
His body is the ultimate coping mechanism.
It would be funny if Adam became one of these monks who removed all there cyberware
@@cancerbucket2245 so basically a brain in a jar?
@@generalyido idk maybe some New Flash body parts or something
But the Walter disney move would be funnu
i would be more surprised to hear that a guy called Adam Smasher never smashed.
That explains why Michiko works for Militech.
Knowing he’s a chrome freak he probably had a mister stud 😂
Okay, some necessary context, for this, Adam Smasher used what is called a Gemini Body, which is an alternate body he can choose to download his brain into, that looked like a blonde Elvis. He went out with Michiko (mostly) because she wanted to and not even Adam Smasher can get away with disrespecting an Arasaka Princess.
I love the part in cyberpunk 2077 were Adam smasher says ITS SMASHIN TIME!
and proceeds to smash everyone
Bro was like fuck feelings after the breakup and went full borg no ganic 😭😂
Adam smasher in the anime: A damn demon
Adam smasher in the game: A damn clown
True lol
2.1 update made him an actual beast
After the break up:"Fuck this shit i will be the most feared Mercenary of Night City"
@@Anon-i2z this was his canon event hahahahah
@@Giga_Nerd fr 💀
She must have broken his heart for him to do all of that, ain't no other explanation
"CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT HERE?!"
*gets smashed*
It's still so sad
@@Giga_Nerd I’ve only watched the final episode, anything I need to know before I start finishing the episodes in reverse?
@@Fiz0110 woah lol that's very different. And honestly I do not know how to respond ahahah. Just enjoy the show I guess.
Putting the smash in Adam smasher
Not only did this man smash, he had a custom body he did it with, not the combat body we see in Johnny's memory, instead the body he used was made to look like a young blonde Elvis Presley
😮
I would be impressed if they made Adam Smasher out like Darth Vader
Adam “smashed her”
Hahahah ofc he did
He didn’t get the nickname *Smasher* for nothing
He said " You look like a cut of f**kable meat. Are you ? " and the rest is history
Only proves to show that a spur of confidence is all it takes sometimes for two awkward people to connect.
I'd be twirling my hair and giggling and shit too tf 😩🏳️🌈
Adam Smasher's brain: "Adam? Smash 'er".
Hes was transferred into an R.M.C gemini borg body
I don't know about you but when I first heard about the "Wild Fling" knowing Adam it might've been in a literal sense that Adam yeeted Michiko across the room
He took the name SMASHER too literally
Adam Smasher: boom, bam, bop, bada bop boom, pow!
Michika Asaka after 9 months: 🤰
But was she built to endure? 🤔
I mean have you seen her in 2077, hahaha it looks like she got got so shock she changed her appearance completely!!
If you ever want a reason not to kill me this is it
for those wondering, he did not date her in his usual armored body suit or military gear.
He used a body suit that is basically a blonde Elvis Presley, and that suit is also his casual wear when off duty as far as we know. So yeah, he dated her as a blonde Elvis.
So Adam Smasher can put his brain(the only real actual human part of him left. The brain is Adam Smasher) etc into different body shells so to speak??. So he could in theory walk around as a cute cyborg anime girl?.. Cool
Poor guy..she broke his heart, so he removed it and everything else. CGTOW.
He definitely scored and smashed
Not a sweetie, he’s a smasher.
Adam smasher war born to be a villain with that name if it's his real name
It isn't.
@@baphomathedude8057 you know what it is?
Adam: pulls his pants down
Michiko: I think you need to chrome up more
LMAOOOO
Not 2069?
I knew he had a bit of Sundowner in him
How do you think he got the name ;)
Must have been like a wardrobe falling on her with a key stuck in the lock.
Well... They don't call him SMASHER for nothing ;)
David: anybody wish to murder her, as a form of revenge
Rebecca: yeah, for us
Interesting
“Aight one more body, but then I’mma turn into an Atlas AS7-D fr fr.”
Cyberpunk 2020? Isn’t that just prosthetics?
Yeah well, the game was created in the 80's (I think lol) they had high expectations for the year 2020
@@Giga_Nerd not really, because even by the 90s in universe they were already futuristic and advanced as fuck
Yes, cyberpunk 2020 is a TTRPG game, made in the 88 and basically the cyberpunk timeline it's like ours until 1989 with the central American conflicts
Now I know why his name is Adam Smasher.
Is this really canon
Yeah, this was a story/campaign created by the man himself, Mike Pondsmith :)
yup, though it's not mentioned in the game
@@Giga_Nerd isn’t Michiko underage for most of the 2020’s?
@@AnaPaula-rn9et is she like daughter of someone? I don't recognise her name.
@@yekki5h
ayo man, u know about night city but u dont recognise the name "Arasaka" ?
Fun fact, according to the lore he also had several different full body borg conversions- some of which were way more “human” than others
Blud is old enough to be her grandfather's father.lol
"So you guys broke up?"
"She's broke"
"I'm up."
I can actually see him being a smooth talker.
i guess every great demon is once an angel after all
before the 'fling' he was just called Adam . . .
In the words of Smasher, “FUCKING MEAT!!”
Well he also smashed *another* girl in the edgerunners finale.
Micheal Masher , Billy Breakerbacka and Adam Smasher walk into a bar........
Over simplified:Adam
Smashed
You can say Adam smasher really did smash someone
That changes the context of a particular scene at the beginning of the a bit.
Hahaha, cuz he knows he can get someee
I just imagine them on a date, someone catcalls Arasaka and Smasher just instantly annihilates him