Centaur Job Interview - Saturday Night Live

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  • @LegendarySparantus
    @LegendarySparantus 3 года назад +642

    I love how Christopher Walken looks, acts and sounds so classy as if he was in an everyday serious situation when he talks about stupid shit lol

    • @VersinKettorix
      @VersinKettorix 3 года назад +7

      Well, he does work in Hollywood.

    • @carlplz00001
      @carlplz00001 3 года назад

      Indeed

    • @mwfmtnman
      @mwfmtnman 3 года назад +10

      He has a tough time.not laughing a couple times

    • @cryptidproductions3160
      @cryptidproductions3160 3 года назад +18

      His ability to be completely deadpan serious and reserved like he's delivering an Oscar-winning performance in a drama when delivering absurd comedy dialog always makes his performances unique

    • @mariaquiet6211
      @mariaquiet6211 3 года назад +7

      "Would you have sex with a monkey if it had a mask on"
      "This interview is not about me"
      I don't know how he didn't lose it.

  • @VersinKettorix
    @VersinKettorix 3 года назад +166

    1:50 "Are we going to talk about my qualifications..." ? "The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions"

  • @carlosmoran1366
    @carlosmoran1366 2 года назад +216

    "It was a horse."
    Cracks me up every single time.

    • @marcussilva4526
      @marcussilva4526 2 года назад +17

      "Deal with it!"

    • @hellerjon1
      @hellerjon1 2 года назад +4

      Me too. I’ve had an inside joke with a friend over that line for years.

    • @daeviant
      @daeviant Год назад +3

      Best line of the sketch.

    • @crazyaf12
      @crazyaf12 Год назад

      U😊😊

    • @jmodified
      @jmodified 11 месяцев назад

      IIRC they've used the same format joke for other Walken SNL skits, maybe more than one other, which makes me think it may be a joke he uses IRL.

  • @refinedsugar
    @refinedsugar 4 года назад +218

    This interview is not about me.

    • @waterdroplets1627
      @waterdroplets1627 3 года назад +11

      He almost broke there🤣

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 13 дней назад

      Oh yeah he definitely screwed a monkey with a mask😂

  • @embe1
    @embe1 7 лет назад +409

    The half human nailed it. The centaur wasn't bad either.

  • @thomasbrown3325
    @thomasbrown3325 2 года назад +56

    I like how Walken reads the lines off the cards as if he’s barely aware of the meaning of what he’s saying.

  • @XFS540
    @XFS540 Год назад +102

    Chris Parnell was really one of the best SNL cast members of all time. I don’t think I ever saw him break once, and his delivery was consistent with each character.

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 Год назад +5

      He reminds me a lot of Jason sudeikis, they could easily be brothers, voice is almost the same aswell as their delivery of dialogue and role on the show

    • @XFS540
      @XFS540 Год назад +3

      @@leob4403 lol Please don’t insult Parnell that way! He is waaay more talented than Sudeikis!

    • @TheMpo1986
      @TheMpo1986 Год назад

      OMG I just realized this. You brokey brain!

    • @lobo2367
      @lobo2367 11 месяцев назад +1

      actors "breaking" is a part of the the sketch

    • @WhiskeySam1
      @WhiskeySam1 11 месяцев назад +3

      Parnell was one of those “role players” who made the show work. The secret sauce of good SNL skits is the performer who can just act and play the straight role. That’s what made Hartman and Nealon so deadly, and made Farley or Myers that much funnier as a result.

  • @fredhurst2528
    @fredhurst2528 2 года назад +102

    Christopher Walken can just say "fair enough" and have me in stitches.

  • @alecrichards8574
    @alecrichards8574 3 года назад +67

    Writer of this sketch probably had many of these questions he or she wanted to ask. And what better way to answer them than in an interview? For a very professional job. So simple yet so clever.
    And the fact that Christopher Walken was the interviewer was just perfect.

  • @fhb3
    @fhb3 3 года назад +137

    Walken. Centaurs. Job interview. That's all this sketch needed to be greenlit. "Just let Walken and whomever (in this case, Chris Parnell) ad-lib, it'll be fine."

    • @Saanichian
      @Saanichian 3 года назад +9

      I don’t know if you’re old enough to remember a time when Christopher Walken (and Leslie Nielsen, for that matter) were dramatic actors who you never would have guessed would turn into goofballs relatively late in life.

    • @unclewalt1
      @unclewalt1 22 дня назад

      They're clearly not ad-libbing.

  • @jeffwilson3363
    @jeffwilson3363 3 года назад +183

    What kind of mind comes up with a modern day doctor centaur goes on a job interview?!

    • @chocosidronio
      @chocosidronio 3 года назад +13

      SNL used to have great writers in those times, also the cast and guest were the best.

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 3 года назад +12

      An imaginative one! 🤣😂👍

    • @simmiedavissimmiesings8185
      @simmiedavissimmiesings8185 3 года назад +7

      A reprobate mind

    • @AlexanderXtcSlayin
      @AlexanderXtcSlayin 3 года назад +4

      you forget that this was from the 90's, it wasn't that out there then. The 90's often made stoner comedy similar to this.

    • @freedomforever6718
      @freedomforever6718 3 года назад +5

      A mind with a horses ass and a sense of humor.

  • @joshuahermanson341
    @joshuahermanson341 Год назад +40

    "It was a horse... deal with it!" Don't know why, but that line kills me.

    • @simennilsen5457
      @simennilsen5457 6 месяцев назад

      You're gay deal with it
      Never expirienced that
      I have and english is not even my first language

    • @hippy282
      @hippy282 6 месяцев назад

      To be fair, he did say he'd never know if it was a horse 🐎😂

  • @CuriousGoodsJessica
    @CuriousGoodsJessica 4 года назад +58

    The way his tail kept flipping around made me laugh extra hard - "there's a store, like a centaur Crate & Barrell..." they just had no idea where the sketch was going when they wrote it and threw in the ass wiping bit

  • @TheDarkestMarcus
    @TheDarkestMarcus 3 года назад +61

    Man, never seen this sketch before, it's so simple and so clever and Christopher Walken is amazing!

  • @davidlambert6171
    @davidlambert6171 3 года назад +74

    "Would you be offended if I require you to wear a cowbell while working?"

  • @GalomanenLA
    @GalomanenLA 8 месяцев назад +16

    2:12 “ this interview is not about me “ lol 😂 Christopher Walken reads cue cards but still gets away with it ! ..His awkwardness and poker faces are so funny in itself lol

  • @SergeantSarcasm1
    @SergeantSarcasm1 Год назад +47

    I wonder if he's an epidemiologist while also being a horse-man.
    He could be the centaur for disease control.

    • @user-my9rh7tx1l
      @user-my9rh7tx1l 9 месяцев назад +3

      BEST COMMENT!!!

    • @thatflatfellow
      @thatflatfellow 9 месяцев назад +3

      This comment deserves to be the centaur of attention

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 4 месяца назад

      He couldn't do it alone.
      The centaurs for disease control are plural.

  • @KidFresh71
    @KidFresh71 5 месяцев назад +8

    Just when I think I've seen all the great classic SNL skits, a gem like this pops up.

  • @giorgioi.2904
    @giorgioi.2904 6 лет назад +348

    Who wrote this. Seriously. The amount of jokes is overwhelming.

    • @Sokrabiades
      @Sokrabiades 5 лет назад +40

      I was wondering the same thing. For some reason, this sounds like Norm MacDonald to me.

    • @geoffbieber5640
      @geoffbieber5640 3 года назад +22

      This is a classic Judd Apatow skit.......his weird ass humor :) and it's great

    • @antonioortiz4544
      @antonioortiz4544 3 года назад +7

      I think it was Jack Handey

    • @NiGiff
      @NiGiff 3 года назад +9

      Could have been Adam McKay.

    • @whitetrashkel
      @whitetrashkel 3 года назад +6

      Ikr?! I can't stop laughing 🤣😅🤣

  • @IamTheOppressor
    @IamTheOppressor 3 года назад +61

    Bro literally the first joke
    "Sit please."
    "I wish I could."
    And literally not a single laugh

  • @KingoftheJuice18
    @KingoftheJuice18 3 года назад +63

    "I've got a fever. And the only thing that can cure it is more centaur."

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 7 месяцев назад +9

    "The rest of the interview will be centaur questions" made me laugh so hard and I don't know why 💀

  • @roybenari
    @roybenari 9 лет назад +107

    Christopher Walken is hilarious in this!

  • @TotallyFarked999
    @TotallyFarked999 3 года назад +10

    "It's in the barn. Or behind a door, or a vase..."

  • @larrymcjones
    @larrymcjones 4 года назад +37

    Goddamn I haven’t seen this since the SNL DVD best of Christopher walken was streaming several years ago on Netflix I forgot how funny this is
    “Fair enough” is such a Walken line lmao

  • @ElwoodBluesAK
    @ElwoodBluesAK 7 лет назад +165

    I'm a Centaur and I'm offended.

    • @Shadowwolfe2k7
      @Shadowwolfe2k7 3 года назад +15

      Relax friend, they were just horsing around.

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 3 года назад +4

      Fair enough

    • @jellymcmichaels4240
      @jellymcmichaels4240 2 года назад

      @@Shadowwolfe2k7 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @internetperson9121
      @internetperson9121 8 месяцев назад

      It’s 7 years later and I think we really do have centaurs now

  • @ansiaaa
    @ansiaaa 10 лет назад +267

    it was a horse. deal with it

    • @Anjohl
      @Anjohl 3 года назад +2

      COME ON.

    • @dayvid_danger
      @dayvid_danger 3 года назад +2

      Always has been.

    • @Julie-sl8ul
      @Julie-sl8ul 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

  • @tombranch2261
    @tombranch2261 9 лет назад +68

    love how at 2:00 you can see him almost lose it, and then regain his composure.

    • @iunnbrynveig3309
      @iunnbrynveig3309 7 лет назад +28

      Also, at 2.25, after he says This interview is not about ME.

    • @jldude84
      @jldude84 3 года назад +2

      Also at 1:28.

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse Год назад +2

      good catch hadn’t seen that one. 2:25 was the first time I’d seen Christopher Walken come even close to breaking

  • @rauserbegins5850
    @rauserbegins5850 Год назад +14

    2:21 One of the very few times Christopher Walken almost breaks character and laughs in an SNL sketch lol!

  • @user-ti8tq7tk8u
    @user-ti8tq7tk8u 4 года назад +25

    Oh man he did him bogus in the end 🤣🤣🤣 "I'm sorry we don't hire dirty centaurs" lmfao

    • @antourte1
      @antourte1 3 года назад

      Username checks out!

  • @Eric_1991
    @Eric_1991 3 года назад +24

    I love when the hosts try hard not to smile

  • @garylynch9206
    @garylynch9206 4 месяца назад +3

    We don't have SNL on telly in Ireland. Seeing it more on youtube recently. I only knew Parnell from a couple of small cameos like Anchorman where he was underused. The more i see of him the more i like.

  • @zawzawaung6789
    @zawzawaung6789 3 года назад +25

    I wonder who wrote this piece. One of the more cleaver things I've seen on SNL.

    • @melissatyree566
      @melissatyree566 3 года назад +5

      Clever not cleaver

    • @starshipcommand183
      @starshipcommand183 3 года назад +2

      Totally clever

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 2 года назад +1

      @@melissatyree566 I think they meant that the sketch was wholesome, like the Cleaver family in "Leave it to Beaver".

    • @FAYMprod
      @FAYMprod Год назад +1

      Adam McKay's final sketch at SNL

  • @Frisbeethepigeon
    @Frisbeethepigeon 2 месяца назад +2

    The tail swishes are everything

  • @jean2479
    @jean2479 9 месяцев назад +2

    "The rest of the interview will be Centaur questions," lolol! 😂😂😂 He says it like so professionally as if it's a thing hahahaha!!

  • @JOHN----DOE
    @JOHN----DOE Год назад +3

    Being a woman interviewed for a job 30 years ago was not dissimilar.

  • @jazminratzlaff5357
    @jazminratzlaff5357 2 года назад +6

    Only Christopher Walken could make a centaur interview sketch so iconic and legendary. Hilariously funny, a true comedy king. 😆😂🤣❤️♥️😍😘🥰🤩🌟✨

  • @bigdicklong2668
    @bigdicklong2668 3 года назад +6

    I love how when the centaur walks in u can hear the wheels on his back legs still but they dub it

  • @JoelHernandez-yl6yw
    @JoelHernandez-yl6yw 3 года назад +16

    “This interview is not about me” 😂

  • @all_about_ches7600
    @all_about_ches7600 3 года назад +36

    This interview is not about me.. lmao

  • @rjc_2001
    @rjc_2001 3 года назад +9

    This interview is not about .. me. I lost it.

  • @bigphilly7345
    @bigphilly7345 2 года назад +8

    My favorite SNL sketch of all time. “It’s called an augbesian.”

  • @jgreg3596
    @jgreg3596 6 лет назад +57

    And after that interview, the centaur became a police officer and earned a five second cameo in Bright. And no one ever questioned him again.
    The end.

  • @locksand45
    @locksand45 3 года назад +20

    Christopher Walken is priceless

  • @Saanichian
    @Saanichian 3 года назад +19

    Christopher Walken is the best host in the history of SNL.

  • @tanishawilliams9237
    @tanishawilliams9237 3 года назад +11

    The rest of the interview will be centaur questions

  • @dennissmith7214
    @dennissmith7214 3 года назад +6

    “The rest of the interview will be centaur questions”! 😳😆😆😆👈🏽🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @wisdomprepper
    @wisdomprepper 2 месяца назад +1

    I've been to interviews where we both KNOW I'm not getting the job, yet they meander on with a bunch of questions. While not a centaur myself, I can relate to this. lol

  • @DFWGrapher
    @DFWGrapher 4 года назад +18

    I need to know how to spell "augbegian" so I can reference it randomly and hopefully get the word added to the national lexicon.

    • @AllUnbelievableShits
      @AllUnbelievableShits 2 года назад

      aubesian ?

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Год назад

      I have always spelled it 'ogbesian' as that seems the most sorta whimsical fantasy spelling
      of course what's funny is they're not aware a horse's rectum needs no wiping because it does like a ketchup bottle.

  • @jaysuarez6642
    @jaysuarez6642 10 лет назад +10

    Word-for-Word Job Interview Answers to Use To Get Hired.

  • @jldude84
    @jldude84 3 года назад +7

    Damnit I love Chris.
    When he said "I've heard them all" I was REALLY hoping for Chris to come back with something clever.

    • @MrDogfish83
      @MrDogfish83 3 года назад +2

      but the horseracing questions seemed to be new to him

  • @calliecalliej.6431
    @calliecalliej.6431 Год назад +2

    Their straight characterizations the WHOLE time through something so fantastically silly. 😊😅😅

  • @JC-fg2jz
    @JC-fg2jz 3 года назад +3

    This whole thing has a very Kids in the Hall feel, especially the little throwaway part with Chris Kattan in the beginning.

  • @balazsbarabas3514
    @balazsbarabas3514 3 года назад +10

    "so, there is a company that manufactures centaur asswipers". I died here.

  • @JachAnen
    @JachAnen 6 лет назад +20

    I'm here because of SNL binging

  • @rinsedpie
    @rinsedpie 3 года назад +7

    God man this is so original i couldnt stop laughing. Brilliant

  • @9Kuba6
    @9Kuba6 6 лет назад +152

    Dan Murell brought me where

  • @Mike-ix5sv
    @Mike-ix5sv Год назад +4

    One of my favorite pieces of comedy ever.

  • @arizonashane
    @arizonashane Год назад +3

    The rest of the interview will be centaur questions.

  • @mikedx42
    @mikedx42 3 года назад +3

    "The rest of the interview will be centaur questions"

  • @benhramiak8781
    @benhramiak8781 5 лет назад +8

    Monster Musume, the live action version

  • @bhavaneshparbhoo9533
    @bhavaneshparbhoo9533 2 года назад +3

    The rest of the interview will be centaur questions 😂😂

  • @Dalton_Boardman2000
    @Dalton_Boardman2000 2 месяца назад

    I like how they gave a genuine answer to the bathroom questions instead of just defaulting to going wherever. I like worldbuilding even if it's just for comedy.

  • @DrVan1941
    @DrVan1941 3 года назад +7

    Probably one of the greatest skits ever

  • @nottherocketman
    @nottherocketman Год назад +1

    You just know that the writers were banging out a bunch of Centaur related questions.

  • @BrandonSL500
    @BrandonSL500 3 года назад +5

    This seems like a Norm Macdonald sketch.

    • @bondfool
      @bondfool 5 дней назад

      He was fired three years before this. This is Adam McKay’s work.

  • @doctorfeelok8575
    @doctorfeelok8575 2 месяца назад

    Chris played this so straight, you'd think he'd actually interviewed a Centaur before IRL. 😅

  • @helenziegenfus6754
    @helenziegenfus6754 2 года назад +2

    Oh my God this never gets old. LMAO 2:20.... But look at his fucking smile lmaooo

  • @Marvee78
    @Marvee78 6 лет назад +28

    I'm here because of Screen Junkies and Bright.

  • @zeigbert1743
    @zeigbert1743 11 месяцев назад +1

    The rest of the interview will be centaur questions. If only I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.

  • @fcbsmokerunner22
    @fcbsmokerunner22 3 года назад +4

    Wow. Never watch this high. 🤣

  • @scottculliton1008
    @scottculliton1008 Год назад +2

    honestly, one of the funniest things of this skit, is that Chris Kattan's hair was considered hip...

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye 13 дней назад

    I for some reason was so certain he was going to give the centaur the job. But just the way he rejected him from getting the job at the end especially after all those incredibly uncomfortable questions just cracked me up so much😂

  • @originalindigodingo
    @originalindigodingo 6 лет назад +27

    Honest Trailers Bright commentary sent me here.

    • @antourte1
      @antourte1 3 года назад

      I haven't seen Bright, but from everything I do know about it, I know exactly what they mean haha.

  • @Nomadcreations
    @Nomadcreations 3 года назад +2

    Dr Spaceman Rides again with off the wall creativity. ........................

  • @danos1011
    @danos1011 26 дней назад

    how walken didnt crack up here is unbelievable. such a talent

  • @lunseisleidee
    @lunseisleidee 10 лет назад +9

    This cracked me up. XD

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 3 года назад +4

    Looks like he'll be heading back to the job centaur.

  • @CurtisLoew63
    @CurtisLoew63 9 месяцев назад +1

    👍🏻🤣👍🏻 the head is in a barn or behind a vase😂

  • @DunmoresMovieMania
    @DunmoresMovieMania 3 года назад +2

    Christopher Walken likes a little bit of sketch while reading cue cards.

  • @jackwarren1687
    @jackwarren1687 3 года назад +2

    How have I never seen this???

  • @humsolo3816
    @humsolo3816 8 лет назад +13

    walken is funny

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 2 года назад +3

    Anyone else try to look up the word augbesian?

  • @patriciarichards7273
    @patriciarichards7273 4 года назад +5

    I want to be a centaur when I grow up 💞

  • @Gorilla_Jones
    @Gorilla_Jones 3 месяца назад

    This era is just the absolute fucking funniest SNL!

  • @antoniodragonheart8965
    @antoniodragonheart8965 8 лет назад +12

    Deep.

  • @Aux1Dub
    @Aux1Dub 9 дней назад

    This interview isn’t about me.
    He almost broke character then and laughed but he didn’t. A true pro

  • @zensawa271
    @zensawa271 3 года назад +2

    2:23 Is that a break? LMAO

    • @KairuHakubi
      @KairuHakubi Год назад +1

      impossible to tell with walken

  • @DonCarlos590
    @DonCarlos590 11 месяцев назад +2

    He didn't deny the question when he asked if he would have sex with a monkey. He just avoided the question.😂

  • @retrobree7989
    @retrobree7989 2 месяца назад

    Somebody’s been reading a lot of Piers Anthony and just needed some questions answered 😂😂

  • @alumpyhorse
    @alumpyhorse Год назад +5

    2:25 the first time I’ve ever seen Christopher Walken come even close to breaking

  • @KimberlyBishh
    @KimberlyBishh Год назад +2

    Finally! Centaur humour!

  • @loyevangelists
    @loyevangelists 3 года назад +2

    the way that it is so obvious that he is reading cue cards eh

  • @josha4913
    @josha4913 3 года назад +3

    Fair enough

  • @maiorciprian
    @maiorciprian 6 лет назад +14

    so basically when he was describing the ass wipe device he was actually talking about a selfie stick; pretty much the same usefulness

    • @ku8721
      @ku8721 3 года назад +3

      No his devise cleans $#!T up, selfie-sticks spread it around. Think vacuum vs leaf blower.

  • @icreatedanaccountforthis1852
    @icreatedanaccountforthis1852 3 года назад +2

    Those were good questions.

  • @fourfurrypotatoes
    @fourfurrypotatoes 3 года назад +2

    Christopher Walken is a bad ass

  • @nimhut
    @nimhut 9 лет назад +10

    yeah.. job interviewers are just want to messing you around eventually

  • @teresac6793
    @teresac6793 Месяц назад

    How does this not have more views?!? 😆

  • @Goodminton001
    @Goodminton001 6 лет назад +13

    SJnews brought me here