"Imagine watching the whole movie on a flat HD screen. All green screen, computers and shits" Assuming that their timeline has VR cinemas (movies in 360⁰), VR Full-Dive (something like Ready Player One). Hyper-realistic holograms that use to create a scenes like explosions, lasers or even world terrains. Factories that create super realistic A.I. that will star a film and some sick future Skynet shits.
You know what's wierd... Howard made more inventions with crappy tech than Tony. Iron Man and AI butler is really the only thing he created. He got nano tech from Wakanda, and the holograms from civil war are a stolen project. You could even say the thrusters in the suit are Howard's thing just improved, since on Expo he shows prototype of flying car... I forgot about time machine, but still it's just better design for something Hank Pym created... Fun fact, Coulson is big WW2 nerd collecting memorabilia and has a car with working thrusters based on that design.
Jakub Grzybek Thats like saying the inventor of plastic bottles and containers made more inventions than the creator of the computer chip. Also nice fun fact
3:26 Tony: uhhhh Jarvis what happened to my suit. Jarvis: running diagnosis now sir. I believe Thanos used the reality stone to place us into an alternate reality where you’re actually not Ironman, but Dildoman.
And watching westerns in 1968, one kid said to the other, "Imagine how great Bonanza will be in 2018, when we watch it on one of the six channels we will have, instead of the three we have now! I'll buy my grand kids toy guns so they can go to school with them an impress their friends and teachers!"
In case anyone is wondering, this isn’t actually an Avengers movie from 1978, there is no such thing. Instead, it’s a compilation of clips from two TV movies, “Return of the Incredible Hulk” (1977) and “Captain America” (1979) as well as some robot movie that doesn’t actually have anything to do with Marvel. Iron Man never appeared in any live action films before 2008.
1:09 best scene ever, a vibranium plastic bendy shield that comes round 15 seconds later to knock him out at 1MPH while he stands there not stabbing him even though his plastic super amazing protection shield is gone.
I am also imagining the kids of this era how happy they much have been to see this... 🤣 😂 And how funny kids from my era would have found this is... 😂 🤣
I wish I had the power to go back to 1978! It was paradise. I feel sorry for those who weren't around yet. Compared to 2022, It literally was like Heaven on Earth! Ironically, people were MUCH Happier before the internet, and the surveillance system of today.
Shut up old man, you better hurry back to the dining hall before Ethel and Irving eat all the bread pudding. Those old shows were terrible and cornball. Gtfo. Vulgarities really?
Hahahaha , when Ironman was exo-man 😂😂 , damn I can't stop laughing , but in those years there was no technology so I can understand that they tried their best to make it better , 👏👏
I can’t believe the 2012 Avengers was ever green lite knowing that THIS atrocity was already made. They really had to dig themselves out of a massive hole.
Aqilah Abdullah I remember this movie, the character was shot in the spine and wheelchair bound. So he built the suit to help him walk again and to fight crime
actually that's not iron man, this movie doesn't even exist it was a fake trailer made by someone who just put scenes of the old chapter of hulk where he crossovers with thor, the captain america i think it was footage for a canceled series, and the iron man is not even iron man it's another guy from an old series.
"Quarv uploaded his own version of what an Avengers movie circa 1978 would look like using footage from CBS' Incredible Hulk, the Captain America pilot, a 1980s TV Hulk movie where Thor showed up, another failed superhero pilot called Exo-Man (meant to look like a 1970's Iron Man) and material from the high point of the '70s made for TV movies era, naughty-with-satanic-overtones rock band KISS."
Okay, a couple things, even though this is a very old posting. First of all, the "Return of the Incredible Hulk" came out in 1988. The original series started in 1977 The transformation that people said is slow, was done mostly the highlight Lou Ferrigno's incredible physique for the first time in nearly a decade. Subsequent transformations in the same movie, were done off-camera, and very quick This is the same thing they used to do in the TV series, were sometimes they would show the whole breaking out of the clothes and other times, the white eyes with a trigger they would go off screen, there was this weird funky music, and then the Hulk arrived I hope that helps some folks if they're even looking at this
Lou Ferrigno is the most iconic Hulk there is. The didn't put him in stilts, didn't change his physic at all, that man is just made out of iron. All they had to do was paint him green and put a wig on him. He's massive.
That feeling when you have a black plastic box on your desk with a flashing red light and a buzzer: - What is this? - We dont know. -Go find out! ... -What is that? -"Shot Shot Shot"
Quem curtiu essa época desses seriados sabem das idéias criativas & excepcionais dos seus criadores. Hoje só existem cópias mesmo com tanta tecnologia atual.
Imagínense si hubieran hecho una película del capitán América en los años 80, con buen presupuesto, buen guión y un buen director. Hubiera sido icónica sin dudas!!
Captain America: Looks like he's holding plastic Shield Hulk: Not too bad. Thor: Was that a Viking? Iron Man: Looks like a giant rubber inflatable condom.
"We made this shield from the strongest plastic in the world"
Hahhahaah
Out from the strongest umbrella ;-P مصطفى اللامي
Schuster Acht-Vier i think it made up from used plastic bags or recycled diapers
teflon
A smarties lid 😀
"Mom can we go watch the Avengers movie ?"
"No, we have the Avengers movie at home."
Avengers movie at home :
FroggyWater 😂😂😂perfect
👏Good👏MEME
dont worry, i had the fire department ready
Tony, I'm limited by the technology of my time.
1:46 thor ragnarok spoilers!!!😊
Growing up during this era the lack of SFX got a pass as a 9 year old I was just happy to see them come to life 😁
yup
we all thought , hulk, cap and spiderman were great at the time
I love them ❤
Can't disagree with that
Cool, how’re you doing mate?
2:42 he can carry Thor hammer easily..😂😂
isn’t that cap?
because in this movie this guy uses Thor's hammer to summon Thor and he's the only one who can do that if I remember correctly
@@DoughboyDoc no, he is not captain america, his name is donald blake i guess
He’s worthy
Donald
I still cant imagine if people from 2060 can see our 2019 MCU old and low quality
U mean 1960-1970
@@amariasad9344 NO 2060 ONLY. HE IS IMAGINING WHAT THE PEOPLE MIGHT REACT TO OUR MCU LIKE WE REACT FOR 1970s.
Nah people in 2060 already have a working iron man suit
"Imagine watching the whole movie on a flat HD screen. All green screen, computers and shits"
Assuming that their timeline has VR cinemas (movies in 360⁰), VR Full-Dive (something like Ready Player One). Hyper-realistic holograms that use to create a scenes like explosions, lasers or even world terrains. Factories that create super realistic A.I. that will star a film and some sick future Skynet shits.
@@OKamiKAT doesn't sound fun ngl
remember kids
howard stark said: i am limited of technology by my time
thats why
You know what's wierd...
Howard made more inventions with crappy tech than Tony. Iron Man and AI butler is really the only thing he created. He got nano tech from Wakanda, and the holograms from civil war are a stolen project. You could even say the thrusters in the suit are Howard's thing just improved, since on Expo he shows prototype of flying car...
I forgot about time machine, but still it's just better design for something Hank Pym created...
Fun fact, Coulson is big WW2 nerd collecting memorabilia and has a car with working thrusters based on that design.
Jakub Grzybek Thats like saying the inventor of plastic bottles and containers made more inventions than the creator of the computer chip.
Also nice fun fact
I think it’s “I’m limited by the technology of my time”
In other words he said there was no CGI on my era🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jakubgrzybek6181 how can someone copy wakandan tech if he didnt know it even existed and nanobots have been a thing for a while
2:09 the way he runs tho😂😂😂😂
COMEBACK HERE FLINT LOCKWOOD
Sounds as if walked into a alternate dimension which The Avengers taken place in 1978s . Absolutely awesome
3:26
Tony: uhhhh Jarvis what happened to my suit.
Jarvis: running diagnosis now sir. I believe Thanos used the reality stone to place us into an alternate reality where you’re actually not Ironman, but Dildoman.
PROD. July wrong stone
It’s space
pfff more like penis man.
Actualy its exoman
Jarvis is dead tho
"I am inevitable"
"and I... Am...dildoman
This was only 40 years ago. Just wait till the 2058 kids are laughing about the ancient 2018 MCU
Thats what i'm thinking
@Clarity Clips I agree
And watching westerns in 1968, one kid said to the other, "Imagine how great Bonanza will be in 2018, when we watch it on one of the six channels we will have, instead of the three we have now! I'll buy my grand kids toy guns so they can go to school with them an impress their friends and teachers!"
Yeah
Hahaha
1978 Hulk was my favorite show...and still is!🤟🏼
Yeah and no cgi needed
"The strongest plastic in the world, and they use it to make a frizbee. Typical of humans..."
Imagine these bozos fighting today’s thanos
They would've just given him the stones because they know that they don't stand a chance.
This makes me so mad
I'm crying of laughter 😂
Plastic shield Will demolish Thanos
Bozos😂😂😂
If this is the best scenes, I don't want to see the worst!
jimboishere11 😂😂😂😂😂😂
jimboishere11 ha ha the worst is when beesuit man (thats mean iron man or in the old days its called exo man) bump into a wall 🏢
🏢🏃 -bump!!!-
Andre Riu
y su orquesta
hahahhahahahahahha XD dude you rock
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In every works theres a trial and error until it will be perfect, i just admire this old movie works .
Iron man looks strong af
In case anyone is wondering, this isn’t actually an Avengers movie from 1978, there is no such thing. Instead, it’s a compilation of clips from two TV movies, “Return of the Incredible Hulk” (1977) and “Captain America” (1979) as well as some robot movie that doesn’t actually have anything to do with Marvel. Iron Man never appeared in any live action films before 2008.
What is the robot movie called?
@@jokestealer3997 Exo Man
thanks
I bet your fun at parties😐
@@thepurpleflamingo6123 oh my god thank god it warned me cause i was about to leave youtube
1:09 best scene ever, a vibranium plastic bendy shield that comes round 15 seconds later to knock him out at 1MPH while he stands there not stabbing him even though his plastic super amazing protection shield is gone.
So bad 🤦🏼♂️
😂😂
Ikr freaking deadly 😱
So good
😂😂
Action scenes at their peak of their decade 😮
This is why mid 80s movies were a turning point in term of FX, and CGI. Truly where the age of computers and faster processing started.
That music background with Iron man just does it 😂
Is that ironman or is it walking vacuum cleaner?
😂😂😂😂😂😂 vera level
that's exo-man, the whole video is fake, it's a compilation of various tv shows of that time, and there was no iron man show
Definitely a vacuum cleaner!
It is Dildo Man
its a bucket man
The Marvel Wiki says nothing about *Vibrator Man*
underrated comment
I am sure he was a ladies man
Its because he’s actually *Iron Dildo*
Thats not iron man, iron man movies never came out before 2008 its exoman
@@SH4DOWPH4NTOM17 no, it was exoman
I am also imagining the kids of this era how happy they much have been to see this... 🤣 😂
And how funny kids from my era would have found this is... 😂 🤣
A big applause to the "Iron Welder Man"
❤😂🤣
"I am inevitable..."
"And I... am AMOGUS."
3:28
Snap sound * SUS *
"And I...am SUS."
LOL!
Among us in ohio
@@Rjin135 Report Amogus man
the captain america shield look like a plastic plate....
like a grandma's umbrella
It is😂😂😂😂😂😂
Captain America's shield WAS a plastic plate... :)
Cap's going sledding on that later
when captain america throws his plastic shield!!!
Son: Mom! can we get the Avengers!?
Mom: no son, we have the avengers at home
*the avengers at home
3:20 joajoajoaojajo
Captain America plastic shield 😂😂
When captain america throw his plastic shield... 🎶🎵🎵
Yatin Jethi lol
They try to imitate the comics there must be a shade of white theyre too lazy to make a metal shield and just paint it in white and red hahahaha
Thor vs hulk
Yatin Jethi 😂😂😂😂
That Ironman or whatever that is looks like an among us player
-“Cap sus”
-“Ye, man”
**CIVIL WAR**
SUS
Cruel avenger hero be like: good guy, stop fighting
ahahahahahah
Among us sus 😳
I wish I had the power to go back to 1978! It was paradise. I feel sorry for those who weren't around yet. Compared to 2022, It literally was like Heaven on Earth! Ironically, people were MUCH Happier before the internet, and the surveillance system of today.
Except everything and everyone smelled like cigarettes.
I am, I can't, I cannot stop laughing 😂 😆 🤣 for this video 🤣
Thanos: I am inevitable... Wait, what are you wearing?
Tony Stark: I lost my suit so i take this from the past.
Its bee protection suit
Lol 😂
Mark bee lol
Imagine if thanos time travel to 1978 he died by laughing
Tony: It’s my among us game merch
This is why Tony didn't agree on time travel in the first place..how to fight Thanos with that suit...
Cant imagine how thanos look like... 😅
Hahaha
I like that your bring the old days back
No vulgarities, only reality.... Classic
Shut up old man, you better hurry back to the dining hall before Ethel and Irving eat all the bread pudding.
Those old shows were terrible and cornball. Gtfo.
Vulgarities really?
Seems like walking and moving is iron man's greatest enemy.
Thats not iron man, iron man movies never came out before 2008 its exoman
@@hiimaRandomGamer nah it’s dildoman
@@JavierRuiz-jt8sx its an among us
Lol!
its not iron man....its human condom😅😂😊😊
The transformation of Hulk is slower than my internet connection
Leon Fan still faster than cap's shield making its way back
Coca Cola That old lady's bowel movements are faster than Cap's shield.
Leon Fan Still faster than Iron Man reaching the crime scene.
Atleast back in the day people weren’t lazy nowadays everyone is lazy fuck society
It's supposed to be slow
Hahahaha , when Ironman was exo-man 😂😂 , damn I can't stop laughing , but in those years there was no technology so I can understand that they tried their best to make it better , 👏👏
For that iron man they're not even trying.
@@CuriousChronicles82275 yeah lol,
3:15 *_WHY_** does Iron Man have a camel toe?!*
2:43 that guys just like holding mjolnir casually
Yes he is be choose first before captain amaricaa😂
yea i was like "wow 😅"
He is worthy
I know this is a joke but, he found it in a cave and summoned thor
And to be fair the hulk and thor movie was good for its time
Wait is that willem dafoe, looks very similar to him
WTF!!! IS THAT IRONMAN OR PENCIL MAN😂😂😂
spooder man no it's dildo man
Hes VACUUM MAN!
Nah he's Iron Dick
No he is big man space man
It is actually exo man
What epic footage of how he broke the shut-off valves and threw out the crane operator =)
This Iron Man is exactly what the Avengers needed, a bending machine
2:42 the first human who lifted Thor's hammer
DIM MAK loll 😂😂
he must be worthy
kikikikik ;b
That's Donald Blake (Thor's alter-ego in the comics) In this movie he uses the hammer to summon Thor instead of changing into him.
DIM MAK. I know I was Like o.O
dont forget that starwars was also from this time period, crazy difference
Well this was a TV pilot
@@marsted2 no, this was from different movies like captain america, exomen, the incredible hulk
@@FCTEdits exo man was a failed 70s TV pilot
@@FCTEdits my point was most of this stuff isn't remotely fairly comparable to Star wars
@@marsted2 you're right
I can’t believe the 2012 Avengers was ever green lite knowing that THIS atrocity was already made. They really had to dig themselves out of a massive hole.
'70s Avengers is the best ever
Infinity Wars Spoilers Ahead...!!!
Gaurav Tiwari you are definitely a jL fan
definitely JL fan
Did disney rip this off for first miove?
@@promisenwaeke5210 JL fan?
3:28 Tony playing among us before it was cool.
Way before he got it early
More like before the creators were alive
Among us in real life
AMOGUS
Mr,Rick roll how did you know his name though???
Told my son to appreciate the modern MCU because I had to deal with this stuff
Perfect
Actually i kinda pity with iron man because he cant walk properly😂😂😂
Aqilah Abdullah I remember this movie, the character was shot in the spine and wheelchair bound. So he built the suit to help him walk again and to fight crime
😂
MY dad in 1979: "impossible"
My dad literally 41 years later: "impossible"
@Modicai Doherty O
Haha~
What does he think is impossible?
Love that this video Used The Exo Man film for Iron Man....LOL
Can't believe I even wanted to relive that? 😂😢😊
Real name:Tony Stark
Name:DildoMan
Ale 424 with a mangina
LMAO
Meee
More like buttplugger lol
I cry laughing everytime I read this
Iron man 1978 5 km = 15 Hours
Iron man 2019 5 km = 15 seconds
😂😂
nah he was never that slow in the comics, and this isn't even ironman
Thats not iron man, iron man movies never came out before 2008 its exoman
yo, I will say, for it's time, hulk jumping down and the fence cutting part looks very good
wow ,just the evolution
I'm not just going to blame it on the fact that it's old, it's just that they're not even trying, it's just bad.
Max Lustig To be fair , these were TV movies and Star Wars had a way bigger budget and way more talented team
Where you there???
wmfivethree lol.you must read the old ironman comic
actually that's not iron man, this movie doesn't even exist it was a fake trailer made by someone who just put scenes of the old chapter of hulk where he crossovers with thor, the captain america i think it was footage for a canceled series, and the iron man is not even iron man it's another guy from an old series.
"Quarv uploaded his own version of what an Avengers movie circa 1978 would look like using footage from CBS' Incredible Hulk, the Captain America pilot, a 1980s TV Hulk movie where Thor showed up, another failed superhero pilot called Exo-Man (meant to look like a 1970's Iron Man) and material from the high point of the '70s made for TV movies era, naughty-with-satanic-overtones rock band KISS."
is that a try not to laugh challenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn , I'm failed too
klaus peter ikr
😂😂
Okay, a couple things, even though this is a very old posting.
First of all, the "Return of the Incredible Hulk" came out in 1988. The original series started in 1977
The transformation that people said is slow, was done mostly the highlight Lou Ferrigno's incredible physique for the first time in nearly a decade.
Subsequent transformations in the same movie, were done off-camera, and very quick
This is the same thing they used to do in the TV series, were sometimes they would show the whole breaking out of the clothes and other times, the white eyes with a trigger they would go off screen, there was this weird funky music, and then the Hulk arrived
I hope that helps some folks if they're even looking at this
why can't we just go back to these amazing soundtrack and sound effects style?
1:13 Imagine what he would do if the shield never came back
The Hispanic Nerd
The Hispanic Nerd Hispanic nerd lol i see you have an Arc trooper Appo as a profile pic ;)
lol XD
ben10
.gfhvhvn
The Hispanic dude is still standing there to this day doing breathing exercises to prepare himself.
Lou Ferrigno is the most iconic Hulk there is. The didn't put him in stilts, didn't change his physic at all, that man is just made out of iron. All they had to do was paint him green and put a wig on him. He's massive.
You only saying that because of nostalgia
@@jg2722you mean, despite the entire explanation they gave otherwise?
That feeling when you have a black plastic box on your desk with a flashing red light and a buzzer: - What is this? - We dont know. -Go find out!
...
-What is that?
-"Shot Shot Shot"
And henceforth, Marvel retconned their comics: "The Inflatable Iron Man"!
For your information guys, thats not even iron man, thats exo man. However that character was inspired by iron man though.
I didn't know that
Yeah, neat movie for its time, and it inspired the TV show M.A.N.T.I.S.
other way around. the avengers where a spin from DC comic characters
What? He's saying Exo-Man was inspired by Iron Man.
Alvaro Lopez all of you is wrong its is beesuit man the costume looks like a bee suit its a good name for a clumsy looking hero
If thanos saw these avengers he would have pitied snapping his fingers... these guys are too funny to be dusted off !!!
So true 🤣🤣🤣
lmao i know right
LMFAOOOOO ☠️💀😂🤣 He probs wouldn't have said "I am inevitable".
Superhero movies were not taken seriously that time soooo
1:46 the original battle between Thor and Hulk
Much better than ragnarok
I wish there was an actual avengers movie from the 70s, it would be so fun to compare it to its modern counterpart
That old Iron Man looks like a soviet cosmonaut lol
That's actually Exo-Man. These clips are random.
Mark 0
Ultralagger R.E.V iornman looks like a condum
He's not iron Man .
He's Exo Man
mark -1
Is it Hulk or the Grinch? IronMan looks more like a Walking Hotdog 😂😂😂
Dildo
A walking dildo
Elliot Alderson I cant breathe 😂
Walking Dildo
Gee Way The Cherry lol
The fact that Hulk is the most helpful and practical out of all of these
Why is this actually funny 😆 😂
Bruh iron man looks like one of those old deep sea divers.
Germy Jeremy lmaoooo
Germy Jeremy. He does, but not the original version, like the one today
I think he's like gay juggernaut
The suit reminds me of a garbage bin actually.
Germy Jeremy he looks like a walking talking trash can
Still better than Fant4stic the 2015 reboot
So much better
"Plastic, the most powerful substance in the 70's and they used it to make a frisbee."
Agree
Can't lie ,this is really good for a 70s movie
So, Hulk hated Thor since the 70s...
Rather than focusing on thanos they should travel back and fix this!
I’m dead 💀😂
This comment is so underrated !
They already did
So Tony Stark basically steel pressed a fucking garbage bin onto his head
Quem curtiu essa época desses seriados sabem das idéias criativas & excepcionais dos seus criadores. Hoje só existem cópias mesmo com tanta tecnologia atual.
Mom: We have Avengers at home.
Avengers at home:
Wait a minute... You guys aren't the real Avengers! I can tell Hulk gives it away.
#SeM everyone gives it away .specially that plastic shield
Actually, Hulk is the most real one, then Cap(Who jumped like 10 ft, proving that he is a super soldier, and then iron man).
Haha you sir,deserve an upvote. 🕷🕸
Nice reference LOL
Yue Han Wong sadly not everyone gets that.
iron man look like a metal codom
Condom
I love how they’re just casually picking up thors hammer
4:05 Best Security response EVER
2:43 he lifts Thor's hammer
JTech247 how is that even possible
The Flash
Because he’s Thor Apprentice. He can lift the hammer when ever he needs to call Thor.
JTech247 he can't do that..
its 1978 a time where everyone is worthy
I think he did that because that hammer is small
That Rubbermaid shield..
😂😂😂
Definitely, best scenes
_..to this Iron Man:_ *We love you -3000!!*
loool
1:17 Somebody give this man a shield.
Lagbait ikr lol it's a plastic shield
1:24
🤦♂️ I need to get new henchmen!
A piece of plastic was able to knock somebody out lol
@@sarsona_3611 not on the head on his back lmao
Imagínense si hubieran hecho una película del capitán América en los años 80, con buen presupuesto, buen guión y un buen director.
Hubiera sido icónica sin dudas!!
No lo sabemos compadre 🇵🇷
If those are the best scenes I tremble to imagine the rest
Captain America: Looks like he's holding plastic Shield
Hulk: Not too bad.
Thor: Was that a Viking?
Iron Man: Looks like a giant rubber inflatable condom.
Teh Rigel hulk is the best out of all of there designs tbh
Thor is from norse mythology
And also vikings
Not just a condom, a red condom
Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kaistzar2831 Yeah wait, THATS NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IRON MAN
Mom can we have Ironman?
Mom: We already have Ironman at home.
Ironman at home: 3:30
@trooper2718 when marvel is sus:
u have to be dumb to ask ur mom for ironman
@@CasperLHalls you have to be dumb if you don’t know this meme
Thank me for the 💯th like😌😂
Wow... Yet again is Exo Man(a pilot by the same creator as Ten Million Dollar Man) mistaken for being Iron Man
My mom had that same vacuum cleaner back in the day🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What is that?" "I dunno, but let me shot at it to find out!"
I'm almost 50 and this brings back memories...That I never want to remember again!
Why
I guess 70s wasn't a good decade for Marvel movies. It looks like shit (no offense Gen X).
this wasnt ever even a film
@@artificialize922 I'm afraid it was lol
.