CaptainSparklez - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 50
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- Опубликовано: 1 апр 2022
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On this episode of Chuckle Sandwich, we get the legendary @CaptainSparklez in the studio
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Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out. 
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Okay, so hear me out... what if, when episode 100 rolls around, the boys gather all of the guests' ingredients and actually make a sandwich out of all of their ingredients! That sounds like the perfect way to cap off such an awesome milestone and comemmorate their guests.
Or they get every guest they’ve ever had back on for one huge round table podcast
bazinga idea
I had the exact same idea just now
Good thing they didn't let Minx be the cum of the sandwich in her episode
@@FutureKLX300SMowner that sounds like pure hellish chaos and i'm in for it
I love how Schlatt's first instinct when he interacts with one of his childhood idols is to start relentless conflict with them.
Schlatt's love language is unnecessary pedantic debate.
Never meet your heroes… because then you’ll have to fight them in a verbal duel
"my childhood hero just called me bipolar"
The moment Ted said "bullion" felt like an instant dimension shift. Like an alternate reality Ted just flashed into his place and the other guys are suddenly left dazed and disorientated by this absolute split in the fabric of their day.
It felt like a demon possessed his body
@@tuskun3072 or a demon trapped inside came out
I thought he said boolean and was like What !
@@keyberries- Same, I was like boolean algebra?
Timestamp?
"I bet Technoblade sucks at farming!"
he has no idea...
also schlatt is completely wrong on the crafting recipes
hi Mysticat
2 billion potatoes
I perked up at that lol. I really hoped he was being sarcastic but it didnt seem like it.
fancy meeting you here. also tru
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while mining at night
Listen man, don't mine at night
Nonono you’re not supposed to do that
Hey man go to bed it will be alright don’t mine at night
Aw man!
…wait, wrong one
NOOOOO- DON'T MINE AT NIGHT!!!!!
I am Russian and I remember when I was 12 (and I did not know english at the time) I wrote out how Revenge sounded phonetically in Russian and learned the sounds. Years later I re-listened to it bc it was in my recommended and sung along. Understanding the sounds of words that I learned back then to this song was an incredible experience and I genuinely feel like that's one of the coolest experiences you can have as someone who's first language is not english.
this is the most insane ive ever fucking heard of holy shit good for you man
I did the same thing back in the day! Except that my first language is Portuguese! That's awesome mate!
Im actually so extremely curious what those notes looked like
hello funny reload man
Oh. I didn't expect you to be here.
was listening to this lying down and bolted upright the second i heard Jordan say that he *would* have been the bacon if Charlie hadn't taken it
bruh ani jumpscare
That hyped me up
@@owenface8412 ?
@@owenface8412 He does, but that in no way makes him a stan lol. I mean at least its better than assuming anyone who likes the Dream smp is automaically a Dream stan, but still, your comment was kind of unnecessary
I love that ur in every comment section, I need a jumpscare warning soon
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while reliving your 2010 minecraft lets play.
Ngl, I had no clue how this was gonna go since the Quintessential Chuckle Sandwich Humor is so surreal, but Jordan fit into this dynamic incredibly. This is the perfect podcast to listen to while sharing thick water with your childhood hero
exactly
*your adulthood hero
slimy SLIDEr, that's how you let it slide
no thats antvenom
I love how Ted brought out the “Gatorade should be thicker” point from the bumper sticker video from a few months ago
Woooah that completely flew over my head 🧑🏿🌾
Te dis a very smart person
it took me a while to sleuth out where on gods green earth i had heard the phrase “gatorade should be thicker” from
gatorade should be as thick as pudding!
Homie, you’re not going to believe this, but that wasn’t just a few months ago. The bumper sticker video is officially over a year old now.
Scott has not done a single one of their editing requests since Charlie first said “Play my music.”
he's learned
L
Im glad I'm not the only one whos noticed
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while chugging the butter at the movie theater.
kas sa oled hull
Why? Why have you commented this?
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating unlimited bacon
No games.
Whats the alternative?
@@darshanhole1315 no games.
@@valentine4856 unlimited games though.
@@bloodwolf2609 yet still no games
I personally have a HUGE problem with Charlie's vague "Meat" answer. What meat? Smoked? Grilled? Raw??? This is unacceptable and I want to see his specified answer ASAP. That'd be like Schlatt calling himself "The condiment". I have no idea how they let this slide....
Raw obviously
I bet its rotten meat and its the slime of fat that he love
Well Ted did attempt to warn charlie away from selecting the "meat" option, but this only resulted in charlie eating his firstborn child. Ted has since shied away from envoking Charlies chulk form.
THANK YOU!
it's turkey, he says in the first episode I believe
52:30 Ted not only having the entire video but also being able to pull it up in mere seconds shows us just how powerful he really is
Jesus, yes he is an absolute madman
When they said “I bet technoblade sucks at farming” they’ve awoken a deep potato slumber warlord from hibernation and I’m extremely terrified.
edit: o7 Techno
They need to see the potato war asap
heard he was up to two billion potatoes recently...
I don't even watch minecraft gameplay, and I know that he's the one man you do not insult the farming skills of.
1:07:28 I hope they can survive the wrath of the Potato King.
Also when they said that he probably couldn’t build, meanwhile he has one of the only proper houses on the dsmp
man i knew jordan was short but sitting next to all of these dudes that are already tall he looks so small
It's especially apparent because he's in the foreground. Imagine him sitting directly next to Ted.
@@Northern_Silverbird No need to be insecure about it, I don't see why people should pay much attention to height at all.
i met the dude in grade 4 and 7 and he had maybe two or three inches on me LOL he is quite short
but the thing is he isn't even short, his height is average. He just has giants as friends.
@@Northern_Silverbird they're not gonna make short jokes to a guy that could bench all of them
I've been appreciating the guests on the podcast especially this one.
Love the bots
@@brodytrash they are never ending
mmm love the feeling of third degree burns in my trachea
@@chrispified I feel ya
@@jessehammons2816 Yupp Instagram, RUclips, etc. They got some issues to fix
This reminds me of when Charlie Slimecicle hijacked my plane.
@don't be surprised report
oh he got you too? he highjacked my bus
He hijacked my car while I was on the way to the vet and stole my pet cat.
That was 12 years ago.
And flew it through tower 2
Perfect podcast to listen to when choosing games, unlimited games, but no games.
Bacon: *visible anger*
@@liammagalhaes6579 FUCK BACON
@@unknownpasta8103 This ones going in my cringe compilation 📸
@@MRCSANY ok!
@@liammagalhaes6579 yeah but theres UNLIMITED games
*Tunes out for 4 seconds during minecraft talk*
Charlie: "So it's like an abortion or something?"
A rare sight: Jonathan Schlatt not getting canceled while communicating with a minecrafter
Thank god
Jordan is part of the old guard of minecrafters that are less... "twitter"
miz dropped his name a bit ago, its Justin Schlatt
Captainsparklez just carries an aura of anti-controversy that's stronger than schlatt's chaos
@@cabnbeeschurgr6440 I think it's because he's one of the VERY FEW old content creators that never went through a scandal.
I had a dream that you had Tobuscus on the podcast, it was 1 hour of asking him extremely uncomfortable questions. At some point he wept into the mic asking not to let the public know about the awful stuff he said. It was pretty cool i think
I'd watch that but I feel like it would be sooooo messy
do do do do do subscribe
that does sound pretty cool
this is the perfect podcast for someone with ADHD to listen to because my eyes have something to watch as well as listen to
as perfect as it is, ted dosen't love you to death
So tru. As someone with ADHD I often have trouble finding something my eyes can listen to, 5 stars
@@massdysfunkton listen here buddy i was running on three hours of sleep when i wrote this comment and didn’t think to proofread it /lh
@@sincerely-insincere okay buddy
55:07 Fun Fact: another name for Mary Shelley's book Frankenstein is The Modern Prometheus. "Parrot thesis" was probably a play-on-words of Prometheus.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while mining diamonds and crafting those diamonds
@what now amongus
this is totally me when i listen to this podcast while making some armor and getting it, baby
@what now amongus
I enjoyed it much better while taking back the night personally
making some armor, getting it baby
CaptainSparklez, the one man to avoid the question of WYRHUBBNMG,OGUGBNG?
Truly he is a step beyond
I was slightly disappointed.
every now and then, 'schlatts' f-all attitude will slip and reveal a fanboy or some deep nostalgia and it gets really wholesome lmao
Can't believe they got the middle eastern country Jordan on the podcast congrats boys!🇯🇴
Yeah man, will the next one be Yemen?
@@ayaanmohammad6645 ye man
@@ayaanmohammad6645 kanye???
Maybe they ought to invite Hungary next
@@user-yf9ku1tl6b hung Gary would be a great podcast guest
1:07:26 Undeniable proof that Schlatt has never watched The Great Potato War
I thought that sounded more like bait to draw you guys into the comments section
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking about which wire to cut to stop the timer. I have about 15 seconds left, so wish me luck!
Edit: I managed to defuse it. Thanks Yahoo Answers!
Underrated comment Lmfaoo
"You went 0-5, that little kid went 5-0" Holy shit that killed me
I listened to this on spotify but had to come to watch Charlie just become overwhelmed with despair when Ted played =4
Charlie went through the 5 stages of grief in this episode and that final rikka rikka was acceptance
Every time Ted plays the wika wika sound bit of Charlie, Charlie's mood and energy instantly vanishes.
there was so much tension in the air when charlie told ted that he should feel bad, i could almost feel it with my hands
Time stamp?
@@tico5058 1:14:55
Jordan: You know, weight is your reflection of calories in, calories out...
Ted (Mesmerized): wow.
26:49 this is the most Gillion Tidestrider that Charlie has ever sounded like on the chuckle sandwich podcast.
I can’t find the time stamp but he did a Exandroth moan as well
@@UpNextDonum a w-what
@@octolingo1892 on Patreon Charlie plays a character called “Peter Sqloint” and Peter is just an average timid man whose possessed by the Biblically Accurate Angle “Exandroth The Arch Angle of Retribution” who turns people to worms, or disintegrates them
He also moans a lot lol
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating a mayo, bacon, honey mustard, meat, subway sandwich mmmMm so good yes
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while resting on my influx of *Bullion*
This was a very entretaining episode, I watched it entirely of course
Same of course
Yes, I enjoyed all 1 hour and 28 minutes that I definitely listened to.
ive watched it twice
Same but I actually did because I can listen to podcasts at +1000% speed and retain everything ever since that time I was struck by lightening while working at that military chemical plant
I definitely actually watched the whole episode
As if having a childhood idol on the podcast wasn't enough, ted reveals he was a total miner player. my day has been made
The reactions of Ted and Schlatt after Slimecicle goes on full sass is hilarious
Time stamp?
Not sure what specific moment they were talking about, but i think it might be around 1:15:03 @goldzen2509
@@goldzen2509 ^
The last time I watched CaptainSparklez was November 18th, 2011. The Day Minecraft 1.0 came out, I was a very small child who wanted to see what Mojang had added, this man has had such a crazy staying power online
Charlie making Ted feel bad was making me both chuckle and cry
Timestamp?
just saw "the Batman", was anyone else not able to take the riddler seriously because he looks just like Charlie
i was unfortunately thinking carson but i'm rewriting my memories of the film as i type thank you
Nah I thought it was more of a Michael reevs look
@@marzipanmenthol carson's bald tho
I feel like charlie is becoming more chaotic as a result of being near schlatt, and more threatening and dangerous as with ted, I predict that he'll be running the podcast within the next few episodes
This comment did not age well 😞
@@vicc557 no it did not, just like charlie's corpse in an undisclosed location
awe its so good to hear from jordan. glad he's still doing well. chemistry on this one is great!
Jardon should've mentioned the time he punched a kindergartener when asked about what's the worst thing he ever did lol
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while taking your Revenge
This is the worst podcast to listen to when forgiving anyone
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while hoarding my B O O L E A N
That’s true
Or false?
"I bet technoblade sucks at farming" has to be one of the most cursed sentences in human history
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing research into articles about brutal murders in 1999
This is the perfect podcast for Jschlatt to say what we are all thinking
man
creeper
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while walking through a fallen kingdom
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst staring at the girth of Jordan Maron's biceps
I totally definitely did not either
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while hidding the bodies of my enemies!
The MOMENT Ted started playing that video, Charlie went into Fight mode right away.
I love how Ted and Charlie are so in sync and "Schlatt" is just the wild card.
Honestly this sandwich was just really well rounded, I think it might’ve been the honey mustard, just gave the whole thing a nice cohesive flavor
Finally a new sandwich to chuckle on!
TRUE!!
When Charlie the Chulk meets Quality Content beast "Captain".
Also...wondering if Jardon drove his GT to chuckle sandwich? Asking for a friend lol. Glad to see him on the show. You guys are hilarious.
he probably used his everyday ride the BMW or the Carrera GT or the GT3RS
i am just watching this and at 1:06:00 i realized this was recorded pre techno death. RIP Techno
This is the perfect podcast to listen to whilst taking back the night
Captain is definitely right about pointing the axe to the left
The end is like they kidnapped him and are trying to convert him.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while getting ready to go to a friends house
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while stealing a kingdom and singing about it
This is the perfect podcast to watch an entire series on twitch while making random insights and annoying pauses
this video isn't sectioned, so if you want so skip the talk about weight and restricting food intake, then skip from 9:20 to 16:00, and skip to 22:10 if you want to skip the food talk altogether :)
replying to boost this!
Respect :)
Is that a sensitive topic these days? These guys are just having a talk about food, I don’t really think that’s anywhere near a topic you should be warned about? Idk, I didn’t have a problem with it
@@JavaSteel and that's perfectly fine for you man! it's just in case since a lot of people struggle with weight or talking about restricting diets due to disorders or even just discomfort around it, no hate towards the actual discussion at all
@@JavaSteel anything can be upsetting to some people, and if someone tells you a "weird" thing triggers them you should still respect that! this is just a common one because of how common eating disorders are
52:58 ted exposes slimecicles masterpiece
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to the perfect podcast.
Im the same way as Jordan, I eat two full meals a day, and mostly rely on liquids and small nutrional snacks as needed. Kinda cool to hear someone else does this as I always though I was lowkey broken in my stomach lmao
the fear in charlie's everything when ted played =4 was hilarious
Was really surprised when I saw “Captain” appear in my notifications, but was slightly disappointed when I found out that they weren’t able to get Captain Crunch on the podcast.
this is the best thing that's ever happened FRFR.... cap was the guy who made me start watching twitch, and that eventually led me to the chuckle guys. it all comes back :,)
I love that a real CaptainSparklez fan can be spotted instantly when the nickname "cap" is dropped. This comment section has been just as entertaining as the podcast for me.
17:11 I like how they sit the guests next to Ted to make them look smaller😂😂😂
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while cooking lunch
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while laying tile.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while going through your vods and delete the cringy ones
The start of the podcast felt like the essence of walking into a room with a serious conversation going on and saying “am I interrupting something?”
ohh god oh noo
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while researching the infamous events of 1999! If only the culprit were here…
I know its a Charlie bit but, actually my new favorite episode of the pod so far. I dont laugh out loud at youtube videos but when I heard "hell is real its bacon" I lost it
As a prior Sandwich Artist I can confirm Schlatt is indeed wrong and unbased
captainsparklez.... now that's a name i havent heard in a long time...
glad to see he's still around and doing well, used to watch him way back in the day
Why did you stop?
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while attempting to wrap up a conversation.
1:24:03 - Schlatt's "unlimited bacon, but no more games" Would You Rather
Why is nobody talking about that 5 to 0 joke by Charlie. That was great😂
The pain they were putting Charlie through this episode was so silly
Favorite episode in a while. This is a dream come true
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while BOOLEAN
Can confirm as an AP Euro student: I have heard of bullion in AP Euro before.
Unconcenting C-sections sounds like something that happens in the back alleys of the UK
This is the perfect podcast to listen to when I want to feel like a prisoner in Alcatraz
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while making oven baked potatoes
Were they good?
@@justasmltwngir1732 oh they were delicious
@@pomodoko nice!
Schlatt - deals and business
Charlie - goop and glop
Ted - dollars and bullion
I came from Spotify to tell Schlatt that he's wrong about the crafting thing lmao
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I revisit my old kingdom and my sad memories that come along with it
I can’t wait to listen to this at bed time tonight. CaptainSparklez was one of my absolute favorites growing up
Why did you stop watching?
this podcast is perfect to listen to whilst waiting for the next ep in 2 weeks.