Also I will now take this time to say that Schlatt is correct, any self respecting sandwich that wants to call itself a club NEEDS that extra piece of bread in the middle. and yes that technically makes the Big Mac a club sandwich.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while setting up a complex cypher to communicate with my girlfriend, who is now a worm, and spending 23 years following leads in south Germany to find the wizard who converted her
The image of Schlatt holding a cleaver, looking down at his girlfriend who's turned into a worm, before going, "I want two of you 😐" and slicing her in half made me lose it, personally.
On this episode of the Chuckle Sandwich: ConnorEatsPants stares like he wants to say something but doesn't know how to jump into a conversation! You'll be on your seat! An episode of all time!
@@adelina-805 it’s not that they’re cutting him off or not letting him talk, if you’ve seen Connor in like any other collaborations or social situations he is the same. I think he gets very bad social anxiety or awkwardness talking to people in person since he is always super silent and chooses not to add too much to an already existing conversation
The craziest thing happened to me this morning. I woke up feeling strange, looked down and realized I was a worm. I looked up, and Ted Nivison was there, grinning and laughing.
What's strange is that there have been multiple instance where Schlatt is 100% right in every sense, and yet he's so bad at arguing that everyone ridicules him and he can't explain WHY he's right.
This video came out late bc editing took a little longer than expected. Editing all of the threats and racial slurs Connor kept making towards Charlie took more time than expected
I think it’s funny that schlatt went completely silent during the reading discussion, but was immediately ready to jump back in with the meter conversation
connor seems like that one guy who everyone who knows him thinks is the funniest guy ever existed but when youre out in public he barely says anything to anyone outside the group
18:26 Fun fact: The German version of the mission "No Russian" is censored in the way that if you shoot anyone, you lose. So basically you are only allowed to walk around and watch.
I feel like that would have done little to change someone's mind if they got the wrong message. If someone sees that and considered it cool (which shootings are definitely not) then keeping them from firing wouldn't do much to change that opinion.
1:11:44 "Do you think there's a bunch of 2D dudes we're constantly stepping on?" this is the best question ever and it is a crime they didnt discuss it
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Chuckle Sandwich before it was the perfect podcast to listen to while being truly disgusted that “Schlatt” would do this terrible thing in the presence of a madman and literal goop
I think it’s because that Connors their friend so they don’t treat it like “this is a guest, let’s let them have the floor” and more so “hey Connor we’re having a conversation thoughts?”
Schatt was right, but was right for the wrong reasons. There's a pokemon that's literally a god who created their entire universe; they can definitely beat 1 billion lions. Hawks have brittle bones, it's not unfeasible that a person could beat a hawk. It'd probably depend on the type of hawk, but a hawk isn't going to swoop down and kill you with a single attack or do flybys; it'll latch on and then Shlagg could potentially strangle it for some reason
being a fan of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast and Connoreatspants is like being a fan of being loved if you were a worm or a mosquito or a pineapple floating away
This was the perfect direction for the "visual meter" topic to have gone, extremely interesting. It'd probably make a cool movie or something where each character had their own meter that did something completely different and random.
They keep forgetting the fact that Palkia can restrict the lion’s space to a singularity and Dialga can reverse their age until every cell in their bodies disappear. Checkmate
Also by game rules there are specific moves with no limit on how many enemies they can hit at once, meaning one pokemon could send a single attack that hits one billion lions.
32:20 Technically in the games, the fly move is only the attack move, when a pokemon is flying regularly, they can fly infinitely. Also each wild pokemon keeps appearing with full HP and PP on all moves, so these wild pokemon definitely have some way of getting their moves back.
Yeah, you're telling me pokemon like Arceus and Rayquaza who have likely been alive for over thousands of years only have a couple dozen moves that they can use across their entire life? Also in ORAS Rayquaza goes into space and destroys a meteor that was set to destroy the Hoenn region, and that doesn't use up a powerpoint for any of its moves
The Meter question is actually very similar to this anime called Plunderer where everyone in the world is born with a number randomly tattooed on them and whenever they do a certain thing it goes up and they're not told what it is
Connor looks like one of those adult actors who they'd cast as high schoolers in 90s movies. Edit: I'd like a 'percent success' meter for everything I do so I could gauge out how risky my different choices are before going for it lmao
I couldn't even make it through the whole thing, I got so bored of this episode at 1:15:37 and I just couldn't stomach watching till the end and clicked off! So honestly props to you for making it through the whole thing!
Also, pokemon literally have moves without limits on the number of enemies they can hit, so if we're going by the game rules, they can use 5 earthquakes and win instantly.
This was a great episode of the chuckle sandwich featuring the popular youtube connoreatspants that I have fully watched through. I enjoy the part where connor said something funny during the chuckle sandwich podcast featuring connoreatspants. I would like to see more of this on the chuckle sandwich podcast, even if it doesn’t feature connoreatspants.
The whole meter conversation, especially when they got up to it being hereditary, sounded similar to My Hero Academia quirks. Speculating on that kind of topic is a really fun conversation piece.
WolfeyVGC proved using game logic that pokemon would win. Basically there are a certain combo of moves that can provide infinite attacks, and also in group battles, some moves hit an infinite amount of enemies.
I agree with schlatt about the Pokémon v lions thing, if it's a battle them the Pokémon lose, if it's a war, no doubt the Pokémon win, yes most of them will die, but the ones that can fly and have ranged attacks will survive because they can fly to a place where the lions aren't, rest(even with scouts who stay awake while others sleep), do a fly by and repeat until eventually all the lions die
Arceus literally created the universe in canon tho rite I don't think lion bites would be able to harm it Plus ghost types wouldn't be hit by lions prolly
Even if we go by game logic the pokemon win though, PP doesn't matter if all the pokemon are wild and either way, if we treated this like a giant multi-battle earthquake alone would kill all the lions on the field.
The fact that JSchlatt did in fact say the mandarin, not only correctly, but in time with the original video, is simply astounding.
Bing chilling
@@Muffin.Creations Bing Xhilling
did he say it with the right tones? 🤔
@@despa7726 it was the same as the original video
@@mountaindrew2241 yea but all chinese languages are tonal so maybe he didnt say it correctly and said something completely different
Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Connoreatspants before he went on Chuckle Sandwich
This is such a nonsense comment and I whole-heartedly agree with it
Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of an hour of silence
Being a fan of this comment is like being a fan of any other good comment.
True
Bad example
I'm glad Ted brought his son as the guest of the podcast.
OMG 😭
As a short male myself I find this very relevant
Conner looks like he's with his cousin at the family gathering who are all a decade older them him
That’s literally me
@@Zack-ds9rs no it’s quite literally Connor
@@YNOTSWRLD No it's me. I'm connoreatspants the twitch streamer
@@Zack-ds9rs no your Zack, shut up zack
he totally does though 😭😭😭
ConnorEatsPants.
you're saying what we're all thinking
why don’t you have more likes on your episode
Pants look out
They did you dirty on this episode, guy.
ConnorEatsPants LIVE
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being confused about the Chuckle Sandwich upload schedule
Did they ever say why it's been so weird lately on twitter or something?
It was Ted probably
@@craik9088 I have absolutely no idea
They literally recorded all of these at least a month ago how are they so slow with the uploads
It's like the Never let them know your next step
I'm 10 minutes into this podcast and Connor has said like one word so far. This is so epic
Correction, 9 and a half minutes in he finds his voice
Also I will now take this time to say that Schlatt is correct, any self respecting sandwich that wants to call itself a club NEEDS that extra piece of bread in the middle. and yes that technically makes the Big Mac a club sandwich.
@@biggrocc19 Absolutely. Any sandwich calling itself a "club" sandwich with no third slice is a fraud.
RIGHT LIKE MAN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT YOU 😭😭😭😭
they should invite him back and not have him say anything
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while setting up a complex cypher to communicate with my girlfriend, who is now a worm, and spending 23 years following leads in south Germany to find the wizard who converted her
sure yeah buddy
Dune moment
wish i had a bavarian witch gf
what a shitty shockwave blocker
Holy shit magical yet analytic German wizard is a dope concept
The image of Schlatt holding a cleaver, looking down at his girlfriend who's turned into a worm, before going, "I want two of you 😐" and slicing her in half made me lose it, personally.
Reminds me of “I love Germany so much, I prefer to see two of them!”
@@MRCSANY m u I’ll
@@MRCSANY m u I’ll
@@MRCSANY WHAT 💀💀
@@feverishe Had something to do with West And East Germany reunifying, and this is from one of the people that didn’t like the idea
Whenever Connor isn’t speaking it’s safe to assume he’s eating pants
Mmmfgh.. shorts
I love how "YES! THE LIONS GET TO BE ON KETAMINE!" is the most passionate thing Ted has said on this podcast
agreed
Timestamp?
@@toad3222 30:24 :)
Rivaled with a sub being a sandwhich
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking of a "being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of-" joke
Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Connoreatspants’ lesbian tweets
the best of both worlds, i see
nice pfp man
@@depalodor yoo
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of games, unlimited games... But no games
what...no games?
@@squillz8310 no games.
i choose bacon
this is what i've been saying :(
On this episode of the Chuckle Sandwich: ConnorEatsPants stares like he wants to say something but doesn't know how to jump into a conversation! You'll be on your seat! An episode of all time!
Goated comment
And that's favorite puppy.
Conner somehow maintains the look of a lost kid, even while engaging in conversation 10/10 would reccomend
10 minutes in and I think Connor has said 20 words. My fucking streamer.
I KNOW LET THE MAN TALK
Which is exactly what he said this podcast would be like when he mentioned it on stream. My streamer always delivers on his promises.
@@adelina-805 it’s not that they’re cutting him off or not letting him talk, if you’ve seen Connor in like any other collaborations or social situations he is the same. I think he gets very bad social anxiety or awkwardness talking to people in person since he is always super silent and chooses not to add too much to an already existing conversation
nah mans is actually getting cut off, annoying me a bit
Lmao there friends irl, Him and Schlatt lived together I literally don’t think he cares lol, also he’s suuuuper awkward irl
9:30 - Connor says his first words ever, incredible we got his first complete thought on camera
Ted spreading his arms behind Connor and Charlie for half the podcast is a subtle, but villainous display of dominance. Typical Ted.
It’s a comfort thing because of how utterly large he is
@@Pp-tl5tfno, its his overwhelming dominance and strength to show that any moment, Ted could destroy either person
Schlatt's ability to perfectly recite a meme, regardless of language and with flawless timing will always floor me.
The craziest thing happened to me this morning. I woke up feeling strange, looked down and realized I was a worm. I looked up, and Ted Nivison was there, grinning and laughing.
Connor is my favourite discomfort streamer but guys, it's 11 pm, on a school night
Drop out of school and sell cocaine
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while running from the cops
True.
Don't forget to ditch the car when you escape the cops
@@daisyjoy242 I won’t.
jj
@@daisyjoy242 also don't forget to run into traffic if they send the dogs after you
The perfect episode to watch while my child is being taken by a baloon
So true
Where are the dart monkeys when you need them
Balloon*
@@luftkadettarchives6387 you can't expect proper grammar from the listeners of a podcast about stomping shit down the shower drain
I swear i have never seen Schlatt make a single good argument on this podcast, keep it up
They’re gonna move earth 🌍 -->🌍
@@turxe3110 I mean they will tho
@@willb_177 exactly
He is a master of his art
What's strange is that there have been multiple instance where Schlatt is 100% right in every sense, and yet he's so bad at arguing that everyone ridicules him and he can't explain WHY he's right.
connor is like if a doll came to life and was nervous
always trust the chuckle sandwich podcast to ask the guests questions they weren’t prepared for
"THERES NO RULES OF WAR, ITS A BILLION LIONS" touched my soul
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while edging at 99%
🧐🤏 visual meter checks out they are still on 99%
Bro the way ted is just smiling into nothing when the camera cuts to him has me dead 40:28
Connor looks like a literal child on set.
This video came out late bc editing took a little longer than expected. Editing all of the threats and racial slurs Connor kept making towards Charlie took more time than expected
So that’s why Connor holds a silent death stare
this is the best episode of the podcast! i can’t believe THE connoreatspants decided to help out these smaller creators, massive respect for the guy
I think it’s funny that schlatt went completely silent during the reading discussion, but was immediately ready to jump back in with the meter conversation
connor seems like that one guy who everyone who knows him thinks is the funniest guy ever existed but when youre out in public he barely says anything to anyone outside the group
18:26 Fun fact: The German version of the mission "No Russian" is censored in the way that if you shoot anyone, you lose. So basically you are only allowed to walk around and watch.
That’s like particularly weird. Maybe you’re supposed to be undercover idk
I feel like that would have done little to change someone's mind if they got the wrong message. If someone sees that and considered it cool (which shootings are definitely not) then keeping them from firing wouldn't do much to change that opinion.
1:11:44 "Do you think there's a bunch of 2D dudes we're constantly stepping on?" this is the best question ever and it is a crime they didnt discuss it
Okay but what’s the idea i dunno
If you count microorganisms, well, we're constantly stepping on those
Suggestion: get Ted a pad of sticky notes so every time he wants to ask a question he can WAIT TIL THE END OF THE STORY TO ASK
I think that should go for everyone, cuz they all derail the conversation A LOT
suggestion: stop being a looser LOL!
nono thats part of the harm
thats the point
Personally I like it
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Chuckle Sandwich before it was the perfect podcast to listen to while being truly disgusted that “Schlatt” would do this terrible thing in the presence of a madman and literal goop
the stars aligned to form this masterpiece of a comment. god bless
This comment is favorite puppy
@@Bebop_Will ur comment is favorite puppy
Truly
goop, the old days
As an audio listener, I almost forgot that Connor was a guest for this episode.
The expression on Ted's face after he says "Who's been training you?" is GOLD
Perfect episode to watch with a bowl of unlimited bacon and no games
Correct.
Incorrect. It’s the perfect episode to watch with a bowel of unlimited games… but no games
@@Orzakelol damn.
games, unlimited games.... but no games
@@Orzakelol bowel? So you're just shitting out endless of different types of games out of your asshole in vast speeds
when connor said repeatedly on stream that he didn't rlly say much in the episode i didn't believe him. well, he was right lol
I think it’s because that Connors their friend so they don’t treat it like “this is a guest, let’s let them have the floor” and more so “hey Connor we’re having a conversation thoughts?”
@@UpNextDonum true
I am dying at how solemn Connor looks the whole time
Schatt was right, but was right for the wrong reasons. There's a pokemon that's literally a god who created their entire universe; they can definitely beat 1 billion lions. Hawks have brittle bones, it's not unfeasible that a person could beat a hawk. It'd probably depend on the type of hawk, but a hawk isn't going to swoop down and kill you with a single attack or do flybys; it'll latch on and then Shlagg could potentially strangle it for some reason
Mega charizard doesnt even break 6 feet if i remember correctly, hes thinking about gigantamax charizard which is 91 feet tall
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being here with the cups whilst vicariously bleeding out for your mosquito girlfriend
this is the perfect podcast to listen too while watching connoreatspants silently nod and agree.
being a fan of the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast and Connoreatspants is like being a fan of being loved if you were a worm or a mosquito or a pineapple floating away
one thing we learn about connor from this podcast is that he is a really good listener
the whole "what if once you turned 18 you got a meter" reminded me of those tumblr-era writing prompts lol
This was the perfect direction for the "visual meter" topic to have gone, extremely interesting. It'd probably make a cool movie or something where each character had their own meter that did something completely different and random.
Yeah and I love the idea about lying about it like a world leader is found out to have been faking and is removed from his role
Being a fan of Connoreatspants is like being a fan of Sandwiches before they made you Chuckle
is that your dog in your pfp? if so give them a pat on the head
10 minutes in and they managed to transition from worms for girlfriends to religion
Connor really just observed the conversation threwout it all and I find that amazing
Connor is so far probably the only guest I could see actually being a full-time member of the podcast
I agree kinda but also William Osman
@@NNiffy He had fun chemistry especially with Ted but I couldn't really see him being a member.
you made this comment before wilbur's episode, but i think wilbur fits in really well with ted and schlatt
@@bruhsauce644 I disagree. He had great chemistry but I couldn't see him be a full time member.
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while saying "oh my god finally they got him on the podcast"
I love how schlatt memorized what John Cena said in Chinese. Has me rolling every time 😂
They keep forgetting the fact that Palkia can restrict the lion’s space to a singularity and Dialga can reverse their age until every cell in their bodies disappear. Checkmate
Also by game rules there are specific moves with no limit on how many enemies they can hit at once, meaning one pokemon could send a single attack that hits one billion lions.
@@lr- I didn't think of that actually. Multiple pokemon could just use earthquake. And earthquake could be used multiple times as well
a billion lions is a lot of lions though..
ah fuck, i didnt think about that...
@@pota07 Earthquake only has an accuracy of 65%, meaning at roughly 30% (chance) of the lions won’t be hit.
i would have a visual meter of how long it's left until the next Chuckle Sandwich Episode
32:20 Technically in the games, the fly move is only the attack move, when a pokemon is flying regularly, they can fly infinitely. Also each wild pokemon keeps appearing with full HP and PP on all moves, so these wild pokemon definitely have some way of getting their moves back.
Yeah, you're telling me pokemon like Arceus and Rayquaza who have likely been alive for over thousands of years only have a couple dozen moves that they can use across their entire life? Also in ORAS Rayquaza goes into space and destroys a meteor that was set to destroy the Hoenn region, and that doesn't use up a powerpoint for any of its moves
@@sorios_ *microsoft powerpoint is nintendo switch online*
yall really did connor dirty by putting him next to the tallest member of the sandwich...
The Meter question is actually very similar to this anime called Plunderer where everyone in the world is born with a number randomly tattooed on them and whenever they do a certain thing it goes up and they're not told what it is
Except Plunderer is unbelievably boring. Id rather watch something the Sandwich that Chuckles made on the same premise.
@@nickygian true
sounds like infinity train to me
Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of Jschlatt before he rammed his car into the orphanage
30:26
"YES! THE LIONS GET TO BE ON KETAMINE"
-Ted Nivison
Charlie: “no one has just read a little warrior cats.”
Me who’s only read the first few books and then stopped: “i simply don’t exist”
I read one who was not the first and then never again
you dont exist
The first few is more than “a little”
I mean most fans haven't even read any of the books nowadays
@@tripled2096 me with my collection of almost all the warriors books + novellas
This is the perfect podcast to listen to as my “girlfriend” becomes a worm
(she goes to another school you wouldn’t know her)
Having Connor on is like collecting the final infinity stone of this group
My rabbit absolutely loves Chuckle Sandwich, whenever I put it on he immediately relaxes, and starts to fall asleep. It's adorable.
I like how tiny Connor is in comparison to the rest of them
Connor looks like one of those adult actors who they'd cast as high schoolers in 90s movies.
Edit: I'd like a 'percent success' meter for everything I do so I could gauge out how risky my different choices are before going for it lmao
jschlatt argues about lions vs pokemon like my dad argues about politics
such a funny episode i watched the whole way through
me too!!
I couldn't even make it through the whole thing, I got so bored of this episode at 1:15:37 and I just couldn't stomach watching till the end and clicked off! So honestly props to you for making it through the whole thing!
"Air force isnt effective without ground support"
"That's just not true"
Said a true American
That said, schlatt is right
Also, pokemon literally have moves without limits on the number of enemies they can hit, so if we're going by the game rules, they can use 5 earthquakes and win instantly.
@@lr- cant they also like just have the God pokemon guy just de-exist the lions
@@guythat779 yeah and it busts wide open with like time travel and shit I personally think of rayquaza he just be flying and banging
“Doormats, airplanes, rhinos, elephants.” “The 4 animals.” “The 4 food groups.”
Why does Conner look so tiny in this episode? He looks like he’s Ted’s son sitting with all of his dad’s friends.
Didn’t we already have Connor on the podcast with Tommyinnit sitting in his shadow?
Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of Tommyinnit sitting in his shadow
THE CUPS
looked forward to the connor episode, also thrilled charlie and ted know of guardians of ga'hoole and WARRIOR CATS
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while being a fan of Connoreatspants
Ted: Mentions the Giver
Me: *foams at the mouth whilst having high-school flashbacks*
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while mega-evolving Connor's Charizard-girlfriend
Charlie saying he would go and find who did it if Grace turned into a worm is genuinely one of the sweetest things I’ve ever heard omg🥺🥺🥺
That’s why Charlie is favorite puppy
I know🥺I would have just stepped on them and threw them out the window🥺
I would have karate chopped the worm into multiple pieces
I have a meter for how hard I need to chop the worm to completely obliterate it
The perfect podcast to listen to while bing chilling.
The perfect podcast to listen to before listening to the podcast
55:29 i read the giver in school and ended up reading all 4 books in the series, i really enjoyed it
With the visual meter topic, all I can think of when Charlie talks about "levels" is the Sims skill meters that pop up above their heads
“I want two of you”
Chill megatron
The perfect episode to watch while being named connor and eating pants
This was a great episode of the chuckle sandwich featuring the popular youtube connoreatspants that I have fully watched through. I enjoy the part where connor said something funny during the chuckle sandwich podcast featuring connoreatspants. I would like to see more of this on the chuckle sandwich podcast, even if it doesn’t feature connoreatspants.
connor is genuinely attractive and the way the light/shadow hits his eyes really makes them sparkle
The whole meter conversation, especially when they got up to it being hereditary, sounded similar to My Hero Academia quirks. Speculating on that kind of topic is a really fun conversation piece.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while thinking which pokemon you wouldn't want to be real
Finally Connor! They’ve teased you on the show so much!
This gonna be the first podcast episode to reach a trillion views
Connor looks so distressed during the whole video
WolfeyVGC proved using game logic that pokemon would win. Basically there are a certain combo of moves that can provide infinite attacks, and also in group battles, some moves hit an infinite amount of enemies.
A billion lions is a lot of lions though.
Lion ladders
deep sea pokemon would absolutely survive since what the hell are the lions gonna do? swim?
Also if they font give the pokemon a trainer than they're wild so they won't run out of pp
why are the episodes so spaced out
"schlatt" is completely right about pokemon winning
but for none of the right reasons
for real.
This pokemon vs lion part is like all of ur uncles got drunk and then start talking about politics
I agree with schlatt about the Pokémon v lions thing, if it's a battle them the Pokémon lose, if it's a war, no doubt the Pokémon win, yes most of them will die, but the ones that can fly and have ranged attacks will survive because they can fly to a place where the lions aren't, rest(even with scouts who stay awake while others sleep), do a fly by and repeat until eventually all the lions die
THEY WILL RUN OUT OF PP
NO. NO. NO.
Arceus literally created the universe in canon tho rite
I don't think lion bites would be able to harm it
Plus ghost types wouldn't be hit by lions prolly
Even if we go by game logic the pokemon win though, PP doesn't matter if all the pokemon are wild and either way, if we treated this like a giant multi-battle earthquake alone would kill all the lions on the field.
I have never been so excited in my life we’ve waited so long