Cr1tikal - Chuckle Sandwich EP. 19
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2021
- Cr1tikal hops on the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast and chats with the boys
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Thanks to @penguinz0 for being on the podcast! Go check him out
Edited by Scott: / scottposts
Musical Intro: / @ovalmusic
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison, Charlie Slimecicle and jschlatt where they talk about whatever the hell they want, they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out. 
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Whats up guys
The sky
what’s up checkmark
@@2bad2bemad20 I mean to this channel he is a little bit more than just a checkmark user
what’s up big guy
How's soup doing
"We got moistCr1tikal" That wasn't an announcement. That was a threat.
They were terrified
It's announcing that he's captured
Nobody can capture critical so nothing to worry about tbh.
moistCritikal [MC]
@@vn9574 maybe "schlatt"
Schlatt looks dead into the camera as he proclaims, "I'm going to come back." A ripple of fear passes through the podcast, and for good reason. It is a double entendre: not only is Schlatt promising, nay, threatening, to return to the Minecraft scene to the dismay of Twitter stans the world over, but he is also pledging to deny death itself to return his character to the Dream SMP for little more than entertainment and spite.
You go, Minecraft Guy. Cause problems on purpose.
Amen to that.
*The lightning of Jesus himself strikes the ground in an attempt to quell Big Guy and his rage for being considered the "Minecraft Guy," but it's useless ... he will show the world his true power, it's inevitable...*
You love to see it, what else is there to say
53:06 there you Go :)
can't wait for him to do something funny and cause chaos on the dream smp
They need to have Charlie more often in this podcast
wdym charlie is a member of chuckle sandwich podcast of course he'll be here more often
he is in every podcast
*There can be only one Charlie.*
They all work well together
people who don't know cr1tikal's name are very confused.
the absolute hysterics charlie goes into every time schlatt asks the unlimited bacon but no games question kills me
@@MssBezzies14 i hate you, stop being so cringe.
@@futrious wot
Timestamp?
@@Houston. 1:02:27
I love how he progressively laughs harder the more he tells the joke
“If a snake bites you you can just bite it back.”
-Charlie slimecicle.
Words to live by
Slmcle
@@beckettharper6107 who is this slmcle
@@biggoofy it’s slimecicle his channel is spelled sort of like that
He has two channels btw
Man I miss Charlie
He died.
Fr
rip
Rip
white phosphorus got him
Jschlatt threatening to come back canonically is the best thing I have ever heard. I miss his character. I'm glad to see Charlie interact with the group. He is the best.
The ultimate crossover
Moist Man and Funny Sandwich
Moist sandwich
@@Ilovegooning chuckle critikal
@@bonnibloop_ mmm yes
@@Ilovegooning Funny man
Two worlds collide
I wish I could find a woman that loves me as much as Ted loves the audio listeners.
*_TO DEATH!_*
Women that can kill you are pretty hot yes
i wish i could find a woman
Truth
I wish I could find a woman that loves me as much as Jshlatt loves _bats_
i know exactly what schlatt is talking about when he eats 1 thing at a time. i do that too. there could be peas, corn, bread, and steak and once you take a bite of corn you have to finish the corn before switching to another food.
me too!!
Yeah people always tell me it’s weird
There are people that don’t do that?
Have we learned nothing from Ratatouille?
@@yourlocalcashregister1123 yes
1:02:28 This has to be the best hypothetical I've ever heard
Schlatt in 2021: "Damn, I'm still known as the Minecraft guy"
Schlatt in 2019: "You know me. You've seen A Tribute to Minecraft."
big moist
moist man
THE Moister
Monsieur moist
Time loops on itself
a horrible criminal, big guy, Christ, and…. whatever Charlie is all in one podcast? no way.
confused me for a second there because as well all know Charlie is the true name of Jesus
The Very Veiny Slime
a very goopy guy
slime
the shmeat
I've lived in Arizona my whole life and Big Guy Shlatt getting so exited about bats, and hearing Ted talk about them divebombing just brings back memories of night swimming "because fuck the sun" and the bats would flutter around a spotlight we had to light up the poo. "because the light brought in bugs" and the bats would fly around and eat, and would divebomb the water and drink, it was such a cool experience.
I've rewatched this whole thing at least three times just to see Charlie's brain liquify at unlimited games and no games
The unlimited bacon and no games or unlimited games or no games is genuinely the funniest bit I have ever experienced in a podcast. God bless you big guy.
bruh that had me rolling. charlie has to be high asf
@@iwin123u i don‘t think Charlie does drugs
@@floriankittinger I refuse to believe that after seeing his reaction lmao
@@iwin123u hes high on laughing gas
@@iwin123u I genuinelly despise this trend of everyone thinking that you have to be on substances to be hysterical or have a great time...
Holy fuck. is that charlie, the main role in the 2010’s hit “The hunger games”? The budget for this podcast really went uphill. Big actors on here now boys
dudeee he was legit my favourite character in the entire series. amazing role, and amazing actor, truly unforgettable.
I'm just confused because there's two charlies here😭
@@aldy_fellowship_in_biology charles
@@aldy_fellowship_in_biology, Moist Charlie.
@@aldy_fellowship_in_biology he’s talking about the moist mage
I can just imagine Schlatt spending like an entire afternoon driving across the state to sit on a bridge and just, just watch some bats. And then do it again two days later.
Man I can’t believe they got into contact with the former world record holder for the mr krabs overdoses on ketamine and dies speedrun, and the guy who won a match in a chess tournament in 6 moves! Very impressive
“Would you rather have unlimited bacon”.
Charlie just dies
i love how he just cant handle the question
@@m0bu398 I CANT EITHER DHEGDHEV
i genuinely teared up from laughter at that moment
i haven't laughed that hard in so long lmao
I was in the same situation as Charles, I fucking died, especially at the “but no games”
I will not specify which one
1:02:28
Why spend a bunch of money on therapy when you’ve got the Chuckle Sandwich for free?
@ichorus :/ how do you get kick out of therapy lol
@ichorus :/ oh lmao
If this functions as therapy for you, you just might be "Internet Depressed" lmao.
Good podcast and plenty funny, definitely not therapeutic.
And yes, I'm terrible at parties to answer your question. 🤣
This came out while I was in therapy
@@PBRatLord at least your honest lol
*you're
the jeongguk being a slave to the stove bit is still so fucking funny 😭
"What is wrong with you?"
"Anyways,"
Entire podcast
Ted “Bread” Nivison
Charlie “Schmeat” Slimecicle
Johnathan “Mayo” Schlatt
Moist “Onion” Cr1tikal
Onion
Penguinz0nion
Thought it was Jedidiah schlatt?
Im starting to think that Charlie's last name is slimecicle
His name is jebediah
This is a good podcast to listen to while abusing aquatic animals.
@ichorus :/ good
Just imagining it makes me smile
@ichorus :/ that's not the question, how would WE feel? The answer is AWESOME!!!
@ichorus :/ dolphins are assholes bruh, this is like- a well known thing.
I'm drowning my fish while watching this
53:08
That stare is the highlight of the entire podcast.
charlie calling charlie's wetness wacko bit adorable made me go brrrr
When JSchlatt looked into the camera, I felt a shiver.
*as you should*
53:08 is it cold in here?
Be afraid
@@bignicotine how dare you call them that >:0
My soul dropped to the depths of hell and out of my corpse rose the wicked monster within
Everyone just ignoring how jambo’s feeder went off and made monkey noises mid sponsorship
monke
What time?
@@mrcapybaraman879 25:44
Schlatt and Charlie are a godly duo
the only way i can explain critikal's voice is that i could easily see it as the voice of a regular show character idk why
"welcome to chuckle sandwich we got moist critical" *cuts to opening song* makes it sound like they kidnapped charlie and ran
"makes it sound like" they _definitely_ did, wdym.
They cut to Ted with a knife, I’m fairly confident they actually did.
Can’t believe Jesus was a guest on Chuckle Sandwich
That's how you know, how fucked up things are
holy shit thats the funniest comment ever, good job
he has come to bless the people of the chuckle land, land of the sandwich tm
it is not the chuckle sandwich, it's the holy sandwich
They probably got the bible nearby
Oh damn, I just start dying every time I hear Schlatt say "Would you rather have Unlimited Bacon..." I like actually vibe with Slimecicle unable to hold it together each time Schlatt asks someone this.
When Schlatt said “I’m thinking of coming back” I bet that was the first time he started plotting the Minecraft Stan purge
The camera's proximity to Charlie(Slimecicle)'s face is honestly slightly intimidating this episode.
It will get progressively closer until all you can see is a single hair on his face
why would there be a hair on goop
@@skapaloka222 mold
I like how they are talking about seal abuse when Jschlatt has a sea world shirt on
clearly you have never hit an animal
@@dio.8598 have… have you?
@@dasty3314 I know I have
@@dasty3314 you dont?😟 /j
@@dasty3314 Who hasn't?
48:30 I've heard a lot about Invincible, I'm gonna watch it right now
Edit: it is now 7am and i binged the whole series, holy fuck
shoulda had him end out the podcast with a "that's about it, seeya"
moby
Slimecicle dying at the Would You Rather, is amazing.. his brain just died
1:02:27
@@temutemacular thank you
Who’s going to tell schlatt that you can ask for a burger without onions
I wish someone would of told my mom that everything they said about those cursed onions is true you have to scoop them out even when you think you've gotten all of them there's still more I fucking hate onions
@@Jules.69 hey man is ok we are here for you don’t worry the onions can’t get you here.
@@Jules.69 this is a safe place
@@Jules.69 we’ve set up a gate to keep the onions out they can’t hurt you here
@@Jules.69 it’s ok man I’m here for you
My favorite thing about living in Pennsylvania is having a day that is like 90 degrees and then the next day is like 60. Definitely feel what Ted was talking about with the humidity
I am so unexplainably happy if Schlage returns and does lore with slimecicle and quackity
spoilers for the "legacy" lore stream
i hope when he returns charlie also returns, whether it be because of schlatt and the whole revival book thing or because he still has a couple lives left, as schlatt and charlie causing chaos on the dreamsmp together sounds like the best fuckin thing
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I recreate the illegal activities I did years 1853-1857.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I sign the kansas-nebraska act
But tell me... *Was it worse than 1999?*
@@AnEldritchBeing We dont fucking talk about what happened back in 99 remember?
@@themedineer2508 *BUT WAS IT*
@@themedineer2508 yeah answer question, *WAS IT???*
I felt so seen when they talked about Minecraft being a world of expression, and then I realized I haven’t seen sun in seven centuries.
its time
go forth into the world and start a small grow space for microgreens
2 years hence, and 0.1 updates later, man hath touch’d grass
charlie said "To me, Minecraft almost inhibits this space with me where it feels less like a game that I can address as such and more like just a relic that perpetually exists… Minecraft is Minecraft and it always will be." and i have never agreed with anything more XD
I love how much the unlimited games question always mentally destroys Charlie
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while misinputing
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while making a comment about how it's the perfect podcast to listen to while doing some oddly specific thing
@@bonnibloop_ this is a perfect podcast to listen to while commenting on someone else's comment about how someone else is commenting about how this is the perfect podcast to listen to while doing an oddly specific thing.
@@benmay1294 yes
@@benmay1294 I ate fish for lunch
@@gujikujtutu2330 nice, I had pizza
The perfect podcast to ignore and play Doodle Jump
nice
Fun fact: The Orphan of Kos is actually carrying his FUCKING PLACENTA
THE PLACENTA IS HIS WEAPON
I love how this channel may just be the only channel that I actually watch/listen to the sponsorships, just cuz they go offscript, and are creative with it, so it’s just so funny watching them have fun while promoting :)
Oh god, there’s two Charlies in one podcast. It’s too powerful.
"This podcast is just like RUclips night at Charlie White's house"
-Gex
“This podcast is just like doing the dishes at Peter Griffin's house”
-Gex
this is a very high-brow reference
So happy that the chuckle sandwich podcast is being supported by minorities like Connor viewers
@@Ghost_in_a_Jacket I thought it was a dunkey thing
@@lettuce7259 it is
Minecraft Manhunt Episode 99: more mining, more crafting, more men and more hunting
Schlatt an big moist fit so well together. I swear these guys gotta be best friends
Charlie incoherently babbling from laughter in the middle of the would you rather is the best thing in the universe
I feel like Moist and Schlatt are like on the same wavelength of existence
51:24 Courage The Cowardly Dog didn’t stop airing in 2003 or 2002 (is what Google says) because that’s when I was born and I still saw it on my grandpas tv, meaning google is wrong. If anything they played reruns but you can’t really find anything about this online.
i'm into a lot of creators, but this is the only good podcast i have ever found. ty guys
the unlimited games but no games is the only thing that make me laugh so hard that i start crying
No like ive been crying laughing for about 15 now charlie increasingly loosing composure is what gets me
somebody need to make a compilation of that
Charlie just laughing his ass off and everyone going “shut the fuck up” got me dead 😂
The sky
time stamp?
@@abesunshine32551:05:27
"they'll be bringing guests on in the future, but I suppose we really haven't figured out what this is yet. Maybe stick around and find out.
" - the description
This video was so good just watching Charlie die laughing over the bacon vs unlimited no games had me rolling over in my bed laughing into my pillow to avoid waking people up at 3 am
Whales are known for their ability to wield snipers and diamond swords
this is true
Thank you for your wisdom
I will file this new information into the back of my mind
I’m sure as a female I’ll find a lot of use for the manscaped trimmer.
i mean you could start a nice mini sculpture garden with some bushes right?
LIES there are no females on the internet
i am positive as a homosapien of the XX chromosome gender, female, that I shall query up an abundance of uses for the manly parts trimmer
I've heard rumors that women also grow hair
@@maskedman1195 This is false
take a shot every time they say “bats” and “moist/moistness”
brainpop tim and moby.
that is the monster slap of nostalgic flashbacks right there.
just instantly traveled back in time to computer lab class.
The most anticipated crossover of the decade, glad to see the bearded catholic man finally meet jesus
hey, you’re that one guy on twitter who tweets pretty often
agreed
heres your dose of "unlimited bacon and no games or unlimited games and no games"
1:02:25
I'm calling charlie the "pleasure wizard" from now on
Holy shit I didn't expect Schlatt to know about the absolutely glorious genius that was Respawn Inbox... my respect for this man just skyrocketted!!
I was so happy to hear that
Charlie: I would never go to sea world that sounds boring
Charlie: Goes to Lego Land
Lego land would be fun.
Ayo don't diss Lego land
lego land is fun get off your high horse GEORGE.
get outta here, George
But his character in just roll with it is fish
Rated 5 stars: This podcast makes the little man that lives down the block hit a fat whip nae nae
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What’s up guys it’s me the real schlatt who is this imposter
Charlie and the chuckle boys. My life is complete
Moist Critical has somehow mastered being eloquent and crude at the same time.
The mark of a true maverick
That's the most complicated way of saying he doesn't like onions
This was one of the most entertaining episode, it was such a good guest
this was the best one out of all of the podcasts they've done
When Schlatt said "pubic service announcement" and stood up, I got very nervous.
We got:
Homeless John Wick: Cr1tikal
B I G G U Y : Schlatt
Cram Salesman : Ted Nivison
Goopy Popsicle Boy : Slimesicle
We got: Version 2
Jesus Christ: Cr1tikal
Mayor/President: Schlatt
Milk Man: Ted Nivison
Cornel Cornelius Cornwall: Charlie
@@elnickel815 I like urs better lol
Jesus Christ, Charlie’s visceral reaction to the question about the games and bacon is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
I love how you can see them looking at the script for the ad
I think I've solved the games unlimited games question. The fact that it's a would you rather means that, innately, they are comparable. Thus, Infinite Bacon + No Games = Infinite Games + No Games. Using algebra, we carry No Games to the other side and it cancels out the other No Games, just becoming Infinite Bacon = Infinite Games. From there, it's just a question of what you prefer, Bacon or Games. I'm sure everyone present here is a Gamer, so, by logic, Infinite Games > Infinite Bacon.
Thus, Infinite Games, but No Games is the correct answer.
I think your final answer is slightly invalidated by your initial equation, “Infinite Bacon + No Games = Infinite Games + No Games”. While the expression “Infinite Games + No Games” does accurately represent the exact wording of the question, it fails to take into account the actual meaning. As Charlie clarifies in the video, it picking that option would entail infinite games *of* nothing, ‘of’ indicating multiplication more than addition. IMO, the equation should be “Infinite Bacon + No Games = Infinite Games x No Games”-although now that I think about it, I feel like I also object to it being an equation in the first place... idk just some thoughts.
@Andrew Spencer yeah u right lol. All I’m saying is, if you want to go the ‘objective’ route, I don’t think this is the right way
my head hurts
18:18 D-d-did Schlatt just say he does all his driving at midnight... Well let's hope nothing like '99 happens, let's hope...
we dont talk about what happened to those hundreds of people who went missing in '99.
I can’t believe the “question” was revived in this amazing episode
just seeing schlatt and Carlie talking makes me happy
I think I'm able to forgive schlatt for having poor taste in food given that he's so knowledgeable on botany and history. Schlatt should do a video on random little topics like his favorite plants or favorite periods in history.
that sounds like a weekly slap video, maybe if he revives the channel then that’ll be the jazz he posts
@@dasty3314 I think that topic is something he will put his actual main channel (not jschlattLIVE). Theweeklyslap is mainly inbox stuff.
i think on the weekly slap he’s talked about how he enjoys reading and philosophy and history, and it’s actually really comforting for him to make a random reference to one lol
He used to do stuff like that on music like the OK computer album
charlie and schlatt lore will be like:
“schlatt! dap me up.”
“sure charlie but i need to kick wilbur and tommy from another country first”
sadchamp
As a teenage girl I’m happy to see Schlatt come back to the Dream SMP. What I am NOT happy about is Charlie saying “the heart emojis began to materialize around your head” CHARLIE WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!??!?
Lmao
thanks for having something in the background for me while I do homework
In all seriousness, I pray that Twitter doesn't find this podcast because I do really look forward to it every week. I know that it probably wouldn't stop IF Twitter did but still I worry a lot, since already I've had to private my main social medias for openly watching Schlatt (or anyone associated with him frankly).
you exist in toxic circles then. I don't have these problems in my life because I surround myself with the right people. Re evaluate where you spend your time
@@chrisisntbad Thank ya dude, that does sound like a solid piece of advice :)
just ignore the toxic people that get mad when you watch certain youtubers or better yet just block them
go to tumblr, they are the most chill commuinty and most of them wont send you death threats!
@Sampson Price HAHA
Schlatts the kinda guy who will prolly HATE pudding.
Oddly specific but I get the vibe
@@hannahjoy333. Yes but ya see, you need to layer that shit with different stuff. Jelly, custard, nuts, dessert sauces, etc.
I'd say he's quite accostomed to the texture of something very similar, don't ask me what or how I know
GIGA PUDDING
@@AMan-xz7tx how do you know
As a high school bio teacher, I really love that Schlatt name dropped Xylem and Phloem, bio boys
This is the greatest podcast of all time.
I thought charlie from Charlie slimecle was having a mental breakdown when he randomly started to laugh at the "would you rather have unlimited bacon-"
He was having one lmao
this is a good podcast to listen to while slurping cerial off the floor
That is an actual war crime
@@juanagonzalez5751 that's an understatement.
that's my discord pfp
why did you have to spell it like that
It's weird when I hear schlatt talk about a bridge and I know exactly where it's at.
Him moving to Austin has been wild
I always feel like it’s a separate place from where RUclips/Twitch people live so it’s odd to think of them walking the same streets as me
i don't know how they manage to make even Ads fun to hear, but i love it