Diluc: I don't assume you have some outfit ready for me Me: *smiles* Diluc: Seriously!? How long have you been planning this for? Me: pfft like.. a week? Diluc: Week!? Me: ........get out of my house please
This ASMR changed my life. When this audio was lost I felt my heart shatter, how could I live on knowing I could never hear this again?? But seeing it it appear in my RUclips recommendations once more? I felt my soul ignite with passion once more, i could finally be happy again Thank you
Diluc: why are you making me do this? Do you hate me? Because I hate you. I'm never speaking to you again after this I hope you know tha- *Aether who's been planning this for 8 weeks straight and trashed tf out of his house earlier:* 👁👁📸
Kaeya: Hey Tess (Listener)! I forgot my sword h- Tess/Listener * Giggling like a f*cking idiot * Diluc: ... Kaeya: ... Diluc: I CAN EXPLAIN..! Kaeya: PFFFFFT HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
🥰🥰🥰🥰firstly, Vulpine congrats on 10k subs, im really happy for u and secondly u feed us too good thank u. I remember being really surprised when u first showed us this one so I’m happy to see it again.
Ik this is meant to be a Diluc and y/n asmr(I listened to this when you first uploaded it 😎) but I can’t but picture desperate Donna so much😭🙏 just thinking that Donna made him do this I see it
I have a request it is okay if you can make a Xiao x injured listener, like the listener get hurt while fighting a monster and calls out for Xiao to help them. If it's okay with you.
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![[M4A] Dominant Diluc Ties You Up For The First Time [Genshin Impact NSFW(?) ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ICjkqvW25-Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![Cyno finds you heavily wounded in the desert 🖤 [Cyno x Listener ASMR] [Strangers to More] [Part 1?]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JmuLWt5J_I8/mqdefault.jpg)
Diluc "okay I will lay down on the be-"
*It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up"
YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
YES
🤣🤣🤣
Yep😂(at this moment that he knew he fucked up 😂)
diluc: "ill just clean up the house and leave alright.."
me: "im aboutta go home and make the biggest mess you've ever seen"
Shit on the floor
i just cleaned the house i don’t wanna get it messy agai-
**diluc in a maid dress**
ehe.. **nocks glass off of counter**
😭✋
@@Aki_the_unaware IM- PLEASE- ✋😵
Why did I think of a different mess
Ah yes, this audio. The one where you successfully managed to slip in that one grass joke.
Hehehehehe >:)
@@VulpineVoice this audio is the reason i have diluc in my teapot just so i can be reminded of it all the time
The way that we have almost the same profile picture-
@@chillie1201 I had to zoom in on his pretty face. 🙂
Diluc before: Kaeya gets to wear the maid outfit this time
Also Diluc:
“dont tell anyone, not even paimon”
*im so flexing on Donna that i got to see this*
DUDE DONNA WILL PAY YOU EVERYTHING TO GET A SECOND OF THIS VIDEO 💀
I REMEMBER THIS AUDIO
SAME
YESS OMG-
AND SO DO IIII
CHILE THIS IS THE "ONLY OGS WILL REMEMBER THIS"
@@Syber_z0mbie LMAO FR 😭✋
diluc: i’m practically begging i’ll do anything
me: come home
diluc : comes home next pull
*LUCKYYY YOU*
Give me ur luck pls- i want him home so bad- cause i would actually build him-
Hey yo wtf?! Lucky~!
“ I dont assume you have some outfit already made for me-“
“oh no I do 😃“
Diluc: "I am basically begging at this point"
Me: *Then beg*
Diluc: "You really want me to beg?"
Me: 👁👄👁
*CUT THE CAMERAS DEADA$$*
😂
CUT THE CAMERA
Oh no, Windblade 😅🤣
diluc: "this is expensive stuff,"
me with 2 million mora: "haha, yeah... expensive..."
I only have 300k 😀
Me with 5,000 mora:
SAME. Zhongli's just like "Gimme the damn Mora already-"
I have 4 million-
me with 3 mora 🤠
WHY IS THIS NOSTALGIC SAMHGVF I MISSED THIS AUDIO
...*slowly whips out maid dress and hands it to diluc😌🤲🏻*
Oh hi Venti
Venti-
Kiss me pls
@@bobasil junko?
_worships you_ ☝️😌
I love how flustered he is hahah
One of the favs is back. So Happy!!
Diluc: I don't assume you have some outfit ready for me
Me: *smiles*
Diluc: Seriously!? How long have you been planning this for?
Me: pfft like.. a week?
Diluc: Week!?
Me: ........get out of my house please
NAH CUT THE CAMERA
He knows... 👀
S-sir, we are looking disrespectfully 😳📸
Very disrespectfully-
We’ve all been caught in a 4K
... I'm trying to be respectful ;-;
The Italy pfp, the name, everything about this comment is hilarious
The comment above this is "we are all looking respectfully"
“what does that smile mean”-
me: 👹
it means youre about to get pounded, if ya know what i mean ;)
This ASMR changed my life. When this audio was lost I felt my heart shatter, how could I live on knowing I could never hear this again?? But seeing it it appear in my RUclips recommendations once more? I felt my soul ignite with passion once more, i could finally be happy again
Thank you
love the dramatic vibes
@@Liraxhr ok but me too😭
Why so dramatic 😂
This is dramatic and I love it
OMG I REMEMBER THIS ONE, love this I'm glad its back 🛐
"Nothing surprises me anymore" had me in stitches!
Diluc: why are you making me do this? Do you hate me? Because I hate you. I'm never speaking to you again after this I hope you know tha-
*Aether who's been planning this for 8 weeks straight and trashed tf out of his house earlier:* 👁👁📸
😭
Of course he did
Of course aether did that, hes a walking bisexual disaster
@@ExtraVirginOlive_Oil hehehehehehehee >:)
me two seconds ago: what- *WHAAAAT??? SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES!!*
* S C I E N T I F I C P U R P O S E S*
Diluc made 3 accounts to dislike this
Now it’s five 🤣
10 now
11 lol 😂
He made 10
12 now
WELCOME BACK MAID DILUC I MISSED YOU
I feel bad for extorting him. I'd just demand cuddles cause I'm lonely
Same
Same
same ;u;
Nah Fr same though
"A couple drinks on the house and we can forget this whole thing"
Oh I don't think so...
Kaeya: Hey Tess (Listener)! I forgot my sword h-
Tess/Listener * Giggling like a f*cking idiot *
Diluc: ...
Kaeya: ...
Diluc: I CAN EXPLAIN..!
Kaeya: PFFFFFT HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Hotel : trivago 😃✋🏻
🤣🤣🤣
For a second I thought this was a MDZS extra chapter reference😅
(I would be laughing with Kaeya tho🤣)
Kaeya: **takes kamera out**
Diluc: your bitch ass better not-
**click**
Kaeya: IM SHOWING THIS DONNA FOR U MASTER DILUC!!!
Diluc: oh- thats fine
SIR I PROMISE YOU WE ARE LOOKING RESPECTFULLY 😳📸
😳📸
...oh my god. HE GOT DRUNK OFF GRAPE JUICE- I mean is a maid yeah that's totally the surprise ksldafjdlkfj-
OMG YES THE MEMORIES
When he goes
Wheres your bathroom
Me in my pot: yeah well i would like to know that too.
This audio used to be saved in my spicy audio playlist 😭
Those 11 dislikes are Diluc’s accounts
ITS BACK!!!! i’m in love with this audio 😍
“and the grass is soft enough for you to touch” please- that was so funny, i think i can touch it now without my finger getting attacked thanks man
ive never cackled harder than today
Same
I couldn't believe that Diluc did appear in the movie after all .. I love it very much!!! ❤️❤️
Diluc " you say alot of weird things but this takes the cake"
Me" I'm gonna take all the you cake and you'll enjoy it
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES GOD BLESS YOU, SILLY LITTLE FOX MAN
Hey, i'm not little, hmph.
@@VulpineVoice its okay to be little 💕
@@VulpineVoice Smol >;3
@@VulpineVoice It's okay to be little, I'm 5'2 irl
Reminder that my family is short, my mom is like 50 and she's 5'5
PLS UR VOICE IS SO CUTE 😭😭
Flies to heaven
HELP
Uhm
@@dilucragnvindr7445 yeah okay you saw nothing
@@Shinriyokquu "Nothing", okay
@@dilucragnvindr7445 9 grape juices and one punch to kaeya's face to say that you were never here
DILUC IN A MAID OUTFIT CHEFS KISS
Diluc: you really have no mercy
Me: sorry you just look cute *actually laughing me ass off*
A bit too much GRAPE JUICE 😭😭
I LOVE THIS GABAHAHAHA 🙈💖
Praise be the heavens, one of our babies has come home. So happy to see this back.🥰
diluc is going through the 7 stages of grief bahah
HELL YES VULPINEEEEEE ALSO CONGRATS ON 10K
Aaah i missed this audio I’m glad it’s back ^^ keep up the good work ❤️
It's a pleasure to listen to an old vid again💜
I LOVED THIS AUDIO OMG im glad its back up 😭😭😭
ahhh i’m so happy this is back T-T
Uhhh- Jean where are you?- take me back to solitary confinement-
Klee what are you doin here-
@@minineji7835 I don't know 😭
I'm not just calling Jean FBI is on the way :D
Someome pls take me away I will never see diluc the same- ;^;
@@minineji7835 Good ;^;
🥰🥰🥰🥰firstly, Vulpine congrats on 10k subs, im really happy for u and secondly u feed us too good thank u. I remember being really surprised when u first showed us this one so I’m happy to see it again.
I NEVER CLICKED SO FAST IN MY LIFE
Good luck cleaning the serenetea pot
I remember this audio, I am glad you brought it back Vulpine. Thank you for everything you do for us! Hope you have a wonderful day! 💖
AAAH I REMBER THIS I LVOED IT SM AHHHH
I REMEMBER THIS I WAS OBSESSED
I REMEMBER THIS AUDIO BECAUSE OF THAT ONE GRASS JOKE
Diluc: "okay, I will lift up the skirt"
Me: *start blushing and laughing*
Ah, 666 likes
As it should be, I remember this audio so much 😩 so glad to have it back!
This is the best Asmr video I have ever seen lmao
Edit: that took a turn-
Please make a part two for this
Maid diluc go brr
Yes i do need a maid to clean my house. This is perfecttt
I MISSED THIS ONE
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NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I LISTEN TO THIS I WILL SCREAM WITH AND WITHOUT THE S
WHAT
*pin* *of* *shame.* 😐☝️
*P A R D O N ?*
Dude, that is fucking disgu- *me too.*
@@IAmNotDiluc S**T HE FOUND IT ABORT ABORT EVERYONE DELETE YOUR SEARCH AND WATCH HISTORY
Memories coming to my mind... ah,
Diluc: dont tell paimon
Translated:dont tell pockemon💀
hey I remember this one hell yes glad to that it back let gooo
i fell in love again
I’m actually gonna cry bro what
I never pressed on a notification so fast- love this ❤️
OMG il love your diluc asmr
Diluc:"Where do you want me to put this on"
Me:Bathroom
Diluc:"Stop it...where's your bathroom"
Me:CUT THE CAMERA
No fr tho this actually happened-
Yo yo yo wait a min i remember this audio!!!! I Miss thisssss aaaaa 😭😭❤️❤️
Ohyeeessssss! He returned 😩👌💖
I love diluc he's my favorite 😍. And also love your vids.
Ah yes. THE MEMORIES FLOW IN
“I don’t suppose you have some outfit planned out for me-“
Haha sir you forget I’m a *hoarder* and a *cosplayer*
* hears diluc say grape juice *
*and kaeya still likes you?*
OMG IS BACK YEEEEEEES
This is so amazing.
Jinxy: The Neko smirks looking the Male over slowly. "You know maids who talk back get Punished.
So if you don't want that then do as your told."
[Explodes the house]
❤️
What
Terrorism??........
If I were the ‘Me’ in this I would be so awkward cause he’s being strict and everything, I’d be terrified 😭
Wait a minute how do you get drunk on grape juice???
Imagination
Only Diluc can
He might of mistaken a bottle of wine for grape juice
@@nichotamer9418 Your wrong its because.... I actually don't know so your probably right
@@nichotamer9418 Kaeya probably switched out the grape juice since he hates it and wants to see diluc drunk.
I REMEMBER THIS ONE
One of my favs has returned to me!!
I REMEMBER THISSS
Ik this is meant to be a Diluc and y/n asmr(I listened to this when you first uploaded it 😎) but I can’t but picture desperate Donna so much😭🙏 just thinking that Donna made him do this I see it
HES RETURNEDDDD
Best boy is back!!!
I have a request it is okay if you can make a Xiao x injured listener, like the listener get hurt while fighting a monster and calls out for Xiao to help them. If it's okay with you.
D O N T T E L L A S O U L
I LOVED THIS AUDIOOOO
LOVE IT💃🏻
_Yanfei…?_ What are you doing here- 🤡
@@axxad02 Kaeya....what are YOU doing here? 😆
Yanfei?
We’ve all been caught in a 4K🥲
OOH THIS GOOD ONE!
I need more asmr like this-
The fact diluc disliked so many times :')
We love us same good blackmail