[M4A] Dominant Diluc Ties You Up For The First Time [Genshin Impact NSFW(?) ASMR]

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @VulpineVoice
    @VulpineVoice  3 года назад +543

    Thank you all for your patience while I was sick! I appreciate it so much c: I wanna post a lot of vids for you guys to make up for it 🧡
    Full Version is on Patreon btw!
    patreon.com/vulpinevoice

    • @k0sacar
      @k0sacar 3 года назад +14

      Oh I'm sorry to hear that pls take ur time and take care💖💖 and I hope ur in good health now ^^

    • @melonnsorbet
      @melonnsorbet 3 года назад +5

      Hope ur feeling healthy againnn :D

    • @honeybunch___
      @honeybunch___ 3 года назад +3

      glad that you are better!!

    • @Hikari156
      @Hikari156 3 года назад +2

      I hope u feel better soon vulpine. Please get some rest and just focus on ur health that’s what the most important

    • @emmagreen5559
      @emmagreen5559 3 года назад +1

      Awww I didn't know, I hope your well

  • @jaxcel_asmr
    @jaxcel_asmr 3 года назад +2109

    I like how he isn't aggressive and still asks us how it feels, its like dominant but caring

    • @tasvapontaranne6373
      @tasvapontaranne6373 3 года назад +94

      Kinda soft domination, yup.

    • @oak4081
      @oak4081 3 года назад +16

      @「Twig」 u and i both 🤠🤠

    • @oak4081
      @oak4081 3 года назад +3

      @「Twig」 LMAO

    • @official_tsuyu6671
      @official_tsuyu6671 3 года назад +2

      @「Twig」 me and u both

    • @heartsfor_SuicideboyS_
      @heartsfor_SuicideboyS_ 3 года назад +13

      @「Twig」 bro I love when they are like a big scary bear , that’s dominant but is rly soft and caring 😭💕

  • @i_am_sketchy
    @i_am_sketchy 3 года назад +3039

    (Dom Diluc pops in)
    Me: Dominate???
    Diluc: We're going to do this step by step to make this less scarier.
    Me: Making us feel comfortable?!?
    Diluc: (tells us were doing good)
    Me: A MAN THAT IS TREATING US WELL?!
    *DILUC LOVES CONSENT AND SO DO I*

  • @kid-e6838
    @kid-e6838 3 года назад +2560

    Me: *doesn't simp for Diluc*
    Vulpine: Let me fix that.

  • @honeybunch___
    @honeybunch___ 3 года назад +2905

    diluc’s revenge for the maid dress

  • @midnashadow8439
    @midnashadow8439 3 года назад +1502

    Well he isn’t called *master* diluc for nothing

  • @c4k3_y33
    @c4k3_y33 3 года назад +143

    Why when he said "hold still" it reminded me of childe saying "hey girlie, hold still"💀

  • @freya4553
    @freya4553 3 года назад +724

    WE LOVE A MAN WHO ASKS FOR CONSENT

  • @_Meteorited_
    @_Meteorited_ 3 года назад +1324

    Diluc: “imma grab ur hair”
    Me with short hair: “well good luck with that”

  • @scout1925
    @scout1925 3 года назад +609

    I went through a pretty hard break up this morning regarding boundaries and hearing Diluc gently remind the listener to speak up if they’re ever uncomfortable and that he’s here to help and listen just... man I didn’t know I need that today how dare you make me feel things you crafty little Fox *shakes fist at sky*

    • @VulpineVoice
      @VulpineVoice  3 года назад +154

      Consent is key c:

    • @CrowStargirl
      @CrowStargirl 3 года назад +13

      Well damn who hurt you today

    • @annierminx
      @annierminx 3 года назад +43

      @@CrowStargirl it's obvious who hurt them if they mention a break up, don't you think?

    • @CrowStargirl
      @CrowStargirl 3 года назад +8

      @@annierminx ok chill

    • @annierminx
      @annierminx 3 года назад +15

      @@CrowStargirl :/

  • @berserker9883
    @berserker9883 3 года назад +269

    The fact DILUC tells us that if it’s to much or to tight to let him know makes me wanna cry

  • @KoemiShiruko
    @KoemiShiruko 3 года назад +875

    Diluc: Thats why i’m going to grab your hair.
    Me: I’ll grab your hair too if your going to grab my hair.

  • @loboat7792
    @loboat7792 3 года назад +1215

    Diluc: “I want you to raise your legs to meet where your hands are”
    BOI I AM NOT A GYMNAST! DO UWANT ME TO BREAK MY BACK OR WHAT?

    • @Uma_2308
      @Uma_2308 3 года назад +59

      BAHAHA- FR THO-

    • @raisamuntasir5710
      @raisamuntasir5710 3 года назад +148

      No but he sure will break it 😩👩‍🦽

    • @amoryx
      @amoryx 3 года назад +91

      @@raisamuntasir5710 screaming without the s

    • @nenefart
      @nenefart 3 года назад +47

      if he gon tell me to break my back, i'd let him to do job instead ANYTIME

    • @Uma_2308
      @Uma_2308 3 года назад +20

      @@amoryx Same😩

  • @Hyj_x
    @Hyj_x 3 года назад +594

    “Are you ready?”
    Nope. I’m not.
    Cries

    • @nicolette77
      @nicolette77 3 года назад +12

      LMAO

    • @someone-zp4ji
      @someone-zp4ji 3 года назад +8

      @@nicolette77 AETHER?!?!?!

    • @nicolette77
      @nicolette77 3 года назад +4

      @@someone-zp4ji 🧍🧍🧍

    • @m3nding_l
      @m3nding_l 3 года назад +13

      @@nicolette77 (awkward silence) **quietly** go barbara, go...

    • @Uma_2308
      @Uma_2308 3 года назад +7

      @@m3nding_l BAHAHA- wait- sister Barbara?!

  • @sureeze_edits
    @sureeze_edits 3 года назад +410

    Diluc: I want you to raise your legs to meet where your wrists are
    Me: Bold of you to assume that I have my flexibility back

    • @casperriee
      @casperriee 3 года назад +10

      EXACTLY WHAT IM THINKING LMFAO

    • @Liz-cq3rm
      @Liz-cq3rm 3 года назад

      0_0

    • @Brightly-Colored_Goth
      @Brightly-Colored_Goth 3 года назад +7

      Hi Kaeya... so I do have a reason to ship you two after all.

    • @sureeze_edits
      @sureeze_edits 3 года назад +8

      @@Brightly-Colored_Goth … baby I’m not even here. Im a hallucination

    • @casperriee
      @casperriee 3 года назад +7

      @@Brightly-Colored_Goth what.

  • @luvqshade8007
    @luvqshade8007 3 года назад +210

    Diluc: “can you feel when i do this”
    Me: *gets jump scared bc daydreaming* AHHHHH

  • @ikin_Asheiki
    @ikin_Asheiki 2 года назад +139

    Diluc: "how do you feel?"
    Me: "well my shoulder's about to dislocate..."
    Diluc: "that's good."
    Me: "how is that goo- ?!"

  • @Jade-fu9wm
    @Jade-fu9wm 3 года назад +1029

    Diluc:
    Even now
    in such a compromising position
    you look perfect
    Me: I am perfect

    • @shepardaj001
      @shepardaj001 3 года назад +91

      We all need ur confidence

    • @l_luxury_y
      @l_luxury_y 3 года назад +37

      Right as I read that he said that lmao 😭

    • @Jade-fu9wm
      @Jade-fu9wm 3 года назад +21

      @@shepardaj001 I get told that a lot 👆

    • @i_am_sketchy
      @i_am_sketchy 3 года назад +22

      I'd say
      Me: Well I mean (debby ryan face)

    • @Jade-fu9wm
      @Jade-fu9wm 3 года назад +5

      AYO I HAVE 222 LIKES NOW💪
      Edit 5 days later: now 298 👆

  • @Hisosoup
    @Hisosoup 3 года назад +510

    Me: *Finishes reading wattpad then goes to youtube*
    Title: *Dominant Diluc.*
    Me: *”i am a naughty wankers bonkers-“ CLICK*

  • @crystallinefoxx
    @crystallinefoxx 3 года назад +454

    I know this will be a while from now but I would love a Diluc asmr where we fluff/play with his hair it looks so fluffy!!!

  • @r3xl4p1s
    @r3xl4p1s 3 года назад +932

    diluc: hmm i want a dog…
    me: oh no… 🚶🏾‍♀️ what is …. 🧎🏽‍♀️happening to me… 🐕

  • @rosaryloading9661
    @rosaryloading9661 3 года назад +180

    you’re back for two seconds and you roundhouse us like this-

    • @GTEKnox
      @GTEKnox 2 года назад +2

      i mean, i'm not complaining ;)

  • @RengokuKyojuro442
    @RengokuKyojuro442 2 года назад +96

    Diluc: *breathes*
    Me: IF YOU GAVE ME A CHANCE I WOULD TAKE IT

  • @aelwynsjjs9337
    @aelwynsjjs9337 2 года назад +173

    “don't be afraid”
    I'VE GOT A BARTENDER GUY ABOUT TO PUMP MY ASS, WDYM "DON'T BE AFRAID??"

    • @julieloee123
      @julieloee123 2 года назад +19

      I CACKLED AT THIS💀

    • @Ryuzxki
      @Ryuzxki 2 года назад +12

      HELP SAME 💀💀💀💀

    • @yukiz.hereee
      @yukiz.hereee 2 года назад +3

      LMAOOOO WHAT?

    • @genshinbitch
      @genshinbitch Год назад

      pump my ass LMAOOOO

    • @Heizouswifefr
      @Heizouswifefr Год назад +1

      Everytime I rewatch this vid I look for this comment bc it still makes me wheeze 😂

  • @mochabi214
    @mochabi214 3 года назад +180

    somehow you always manage to post a video of a character im going through a phase of simping for, because i have been crushing on diluc again for a few days now and this was perfect timing
    as always, amazing work

    • @casperriee
      @casperriee 3 года назад +1

      “gosh, all i can think about is diluc!” eheh

  • @key-l3171
    @key-l3171 3 года назад +94

    Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry.

  • @eztecs
    @eztecs 3 года назад +94

    Me: "Babe I'm DYING rn"
    Diluc: "Yes, absolutely"
    Me: "Mood ngl-"

    • @_tragic_0
      @_tragic_0 2 года назад

      Very much a mood

  • @arii6068
    @arii6068 3 года назад +169

    me: already a simp for Diluc
    Vulpine: lemme increase that love for Diluc

  • @cailynvries1788
    @cailynvries1788 3 года назад +84

    “I know how ticklish you can be so I’ll go nice and slow”
    Sir I think that will make the ticklish feeling worse.

  • @shinmatakotou1513
    @shinmatakotou1513 3 года назад +620

    I CLICKED FASTER THAN ZHONGLI TELLING US ABOUT OSMANTHUS WINE-
    Amazing audio as always Vulpine! :))

  • @ex-presidentgoyahwi2268
    @ex-presidentgoyahwi2268 3 года назад +675

    I’m so happy that you’re back and better Vulpine! We missed you lol.

  • @silvercharitot
    @silvercharitot 3 года назад +243

    AYOOO BABE WAKE UP NEW DILUC AUDIO DROPPED >:3333 but yes yes thank you for this one vulp :333 i was hoping for a new diluc audio soon so im rlly happy you did another one

  • @keiyuri08
    @keiyuri08 3 года назад +392

    I was asleep in the whole conversation and woke up with a sound of a butt cheeks getting slap.
    Me: the f*ck happened🗿

    • @luvqshade8007
      @luvqshade8007 3 года назад +40

      SAME I GOT SCARED

    • @cailynvries1788
      @cailynvries1788 3 года назад +26

      I was like ahhh wtf!

    • @m_i_m_i7
      @m_i_m_i7 3 года назад +19

      SAME 🧍🏾‍♀️

    • @_.fnafmissy._6020
      @_.fnafmissy._6020 3 года назад +14

      Now I know what you mean when I heard it😭👆

    • @casperriee
      @casperriee 3 года назад +24

      I GOT SO SCARED J WAS FALLING ASLEEP AND THEN JUST - *smack*

  • @picnag
    @picnag 3 года назад +567

    diluc: put your hands behind your back
    me: uhh no thanks i need my hands for playing cookie run kingdom

    • @Uma_2308
      @Uma_2308 3 года назад +65

      Pfft- NOT YOU BRINGING UP COOKIE RUN✋🏾💀

    • @v1_za1
      @v1_za1 3 года назад +54

      NOT THE MOST WHOLESOME GAME HERE 💀✋

    • @Uma_2308
      @Uma_2308 3 года назад +7

      @@v1_za1 FACTS

    • @saint.1758
      @saint.1758 3 года назад +7

      LMFAOO 🤣

    • @franbowstherapycenter9319
      @franbowstherapycenter9319 3 года назад +11

      When I tell you that those 2 games are literally almost the same because Vampire Cookie and Diluc are LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON!!!

  • @Ace0fspades._0
    @Ace0fspades._0 3 года назад +428

    Diluc:"lie down for me"
    Me:*nosebleed intensifies* yessir 🙇
    amazing video as always.
    Also hope your doing ok drink plenty of water and eat well don't ever force yourself in making these or any other videos self care is good stay safe and take care

    • @_TRIXXTHERABBIT_
      @_TRIXXTHERABBIT_ 3 года назад +2

      We need grass

    • @Ace0fspades._0
      @Ace0fspades._0 3 года назад

      @@_TRIXXTHERABBIT_ true

    • @ajax290
      @ajax290 3 года назад

      @@_TRIXXTHERABBIT_ yeah grass would be nice

    • @rico_soup
      @rico_soup 3 года назад

      @@ajax290 KAEYA?!?!

    • @ajax290
      @ajax290 3 года назад

      @@rico_soup No no no it's not me shhhh

  • @IzanasPartner4life
    @IzanasPartner4life 3 года назад +300

    Tip for me irl: Never listen to these at night, when your parents are nearby or in the balcony.

  • @WhiteKoneko
    @WhiteKoneko 3 года назад +142

    Diluc did Venti by mistake switch your grape juice out for dandelion wine? Those ropes were a wee bit tight. *blushing redder then Diluc's hair*

  • @Lulu_Berlune
    @Lulu_Berlune 3 года назад +59

    First of all I tried to put this audio in order to help me sleep with a nice calm voice but I ended up sitting in my bed all flustered and with more imagination then I ever had this week 😳

  • @akamatsu_artistry9897
    @akamatsu_artistry9897 3 года назад +166

    Holy shit- 😳😳😳 I have never wanted to be tied up so badly until I heard the audio. Your Diluc voice hits different 🧡. Thank you for working hard for us, even if you are sick, get well soon Vulpine 🥺🧡

  • @-thegreygoose-
    @-thegreygoose- 3 года назад +243

    bro this shit got me levitating

    • @chiisanaaa
      @chiisanaaa 3 года назад +32

      jesus ain’t got anything on you🙏😭

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 3 года назад +6

      I joined you 😋

    • @jarofarts6040
      @jarofarts6040 3 года назад +17

      @@chiisanaaa he don't want any of us

    • @mushyrooms79
      @mushyrooms79 3 года назад +4

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @AXELLINE
      @AXELLINE 3 года назад +15

      Thought ur profile was the green m&m

  • @_TRIXXTHERABBIT_
    @_TRIXXTHERABBIT_ 3 года назад +482

    Diluc: Your not uncomfortable aren’t you
    Me: oh no no no no, DILUC LOOK ITS MORE GRAPE JUICE
    diluc: WHERE
    me: HAHA

  • @midorimasluckyitem6285
    @midorimasluckyitem6285 3 года назад +202

    Love this Vulpine!
    You haven't posted in a while:(
    I hope you're alright and please dont force yourself with making videos
    Anyway i love this audio

  • @weeeee768
    @weeeee768 3 года назад +23

    The fact that my Genshin User is "darling" and he called the listener darling-
    I love this so muh omgmfjsmfn

  • @agoraphvbic
    @agoraphvbic 3 года назад +379

    me : *trying to figure out what position listener is supposed to be in*
    also me: *on the ace-spec* 😃

    • @RandomShenaniganery
      @RandomShenaniganery 3 года назад +64

      same bro my face is like that calculating meme

    • @chiyangamer2063
      @chiyangamer2063 3 года назад +37

      I am Demisexual, but I feel a strong connection to Diluc. So if he was this gentle and gentleman like, I would let him do anything to me. XD

    • @SeaBunni0
      @SeaBunni0 3 года назад +9

      @@RandomShenaniganery ME TOOOOOOO-

    • @YourMom-jl9dz
      @YourMom-jl9dz 3 года назад +18

      I think we broke our back

    • @Keikouuu
      @Keikouuu 3 года назад +1

      @@chiyangamer2063 i agree with you

  • @ILurveVocaloids
    @ILurveVocaloids 3 года назад +101

    I am not listening to this right now but gosh your tone in this is already fantastic hhh

  • @Robr_b
    @Robr_b 3 года назад +52

    man i barely comment but its a good thing you’re back, your ASMRs honestly comfort me 😭❤️

  • @Yunisbroke
    @Yunisbroke 2 года назад +67

    Diluc: do you want me to give you a punishment?
    Me: YES YES HECK YEA-

    • @Ryuzxki
      @Ryuzxki 2 года назад +4

      Same.

    • @skeIliemaan.j
      @skeIliemaan.j 2 года назад

      YES YES YESTDYVKFUFYEUFIFUDOF IT AHD

    • @geitemorder
      @geitemorder 2 года назад +1

      sameee, i want him so much irl.

  • @SirRei013
    @SirRei013 2 года назад +16

    I was kicking my legs in air and hiding my face in a pillow, squealing like a little girl who got a candy, I LOVE THIS. SO DARN MUCH. THAT I CANT STOP WATCHING IT.

  • @StarberryVal
    @StarberryVal 3 года назад +222

    *Me about to sleep*
    RUclips: V-
    Me: SLEEP ISN’T NECESSARY 🗣🗣

  • @qu33nluc1fer9
    @qu33nluc1fer9 2 года назад +37

    ✨Welcome to 50 shades of Diluc where all your fantasy coming true ✨

    • @ichigopockychan
      @ichigopockychan Год назад +1

      Diluc is an upgrade to Christian Grey. He makes sure you're okay before tying you up like a christmas ham and spanking you..

  • @moonstar231
    @moonstar231 3 года назад +32

    I was just missing your voice! Listening you talk are one of the most relaxing things that can happen on my day/night, your voice are so smooth it really helps me relax and calm down. I'm glad you're back and okay :).

  • @glassymoone8986
    @glassymoone8986 3 года назад +19

    the TENSION in this one is so well doneee

  • @lily_omgg
    @lily_omgg 3 года назад +13

    HIS LITTLE GIGGLES AFTER HE SAYS SOMETHING IM IN LOVE

  • @CanyousayMai
    @CanyousayMai 3 года назад +81

    14:45 IM SORRY BUT I WAS THERE ID BE FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD

    • @x1russ
      @x1russ 2 года назад +23

      "Oh~ I love this ass." I CAN'T 😭

    • @CanyousayMai
      @CanyousayMai 2 года назад +3

      @@x1russ LMAO I CANT

    • @x1russ
      @x1russ 2 года назад +2

      @@CanyousayMai 😭😭😭

    • @asraplscomehome864
      @asraplscomehome864 2 года назад +2

      @@x1russ THOMA DID U GET CAUGHT?!

    • @x1russ
      @x1russ 2 года назад +2

      @@asraplscomehome864 NO

  • @aprhdty
    @aprhdty 3 года назад +54

    Your voice is so calming omg!!

  • @aurorapevensie7971
    @aurorapevensie7971 3 года назад +32

    I- SIR?
    Even after you being sick you still do this so well, so proud of you ❤️
    (and oh god the audio-)

  • @firerunerz6461
    @firerunerz6461 3 года назад +69

    Thank you for teaching me how to tie my shoes all over again Vulpine XD But in all seriousness- glad you're feeling better and great audio like always!

  • @geckoaj0342
    @geckoaj0342 3 года назад +25

    Diluc: **says something about trembling**
    Me: "I'm trembling cuz I can't breathe dude-"

  • @planetachilles8712
    @planetachilles8712 3 года назад +25

    I saw the thumbnail and got butterflies, I'm so glad you're back! And with Diluc content, no less 🥰

  • @honeybunch___
    @honeybunch___ 3 года назад +46

    I READ THE TITLE AND MY JAW DROPPED LEMME TELL YOU

  • @insomnia_cloud6456
    @insomnia_cloud6456 2 года назад +146

    Diluc: if at any point it’s to much for you just tell me, ok?
    he’s so kind and gentle with us I love him! ☺️❤️✨

  • @DarkFoxette
    @DarkFoxette 3 года назад +205

    That's what I call a quality content here. Hot and not for bedtime, but welp, I guess my dreams will be more interesting than it could be. XD
    So glad you're back, Vulpine! Hope you're feeling just fine for now. uwu 🖤✨

  • @cailynvries1788
    @cailynvries1788 3 года назад +66

    Diluc: Can you feel me running my fingers up you legs
    Me: *starts giggling* yes I can feel that very much it tickles so much!

    • @Ryuzxki
      @Ryuzxki 2 года назад +2

      LMAO- 😭😭😭

  • @hxl.w
    @hxl.w 3 года назад +71

    HOWLING WOW OH WOW THE KING (or queen or royalty) IS BACKKK
    Im so glad your doing better!!

    • @VulpineVoice
      @VulpineVoice  3 года назад +23

      King is fine! Thank you so much x3 hehehe

  • @kitzllw
    @kitzllw 3 года назад +70

    OH MY GOSH PLEASE POST ANOTHER DILUC ONE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

    • @LordLuxiem
      @LordLuxiem 3 года назад +8

      Kokichi why are you here 🤔
      Your in the wrong game dude💀

    • @RatzWqq
      @RatzWqq 2 года назад

      @@LordLuxiem PFFFTTT

    • @madsmads4014
      @madsmads4014 2 года назад

      Uhm kokichi? Wtf

  • @raziels_sword
    @raziels_sword 3 года назад +9

    I’M SOBBING- RIGHT AFTER I WATCHED THIS VIDEO I GOT AN AD SAYING SNAP BACK INTO REALITY I’M-

  • @StapleTheHumanAge
    @StapleTheHumanAge 3 года назад +116

    can I just stay like this, all tied up?

  • @mommyissuesdaddyissues7148
    @mommyissuesdaddyissues7148 3 года назад +26

    JUST LIKE SCARMOUCHE SAID: ‘YOUR GETTING WEAK’ AAHSBSBSBSN YES I AM. 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

  • @lemon_.982
    @lemon_.982 3 года назад +29

    diluc : im gonna grab your hair.
    me : *me no have hair*

  • @angrydoggi
    @angrydoggi 3 года назад +8

    I WAS JUST LOOKING THROUGH YOUR VIDEOS WHEN YOU POSTED THIS-

  • @kaeya8728
    @kaeya8728 3 года назад +27

    Me:"not a diluc simp"
    Vulpine:lemme fix that

    • @nikaymebullock3403
      @nikaymebullock3403 3 года назад +3

      KAEYA- 👁👄👁

    • @kaeya8728
      @kaeya8728 3 года назад +7

      @@nikaymebullock3403 I-uh...-I’ll be at the tavern if you need me-💀

    • @himejoshier
      @himejoshier 3 года назад +2

      Kaeya.

    • @InspcV
      @InspcV 3 года назад +5

      @@kaeya8728 sweet home alabama 🎵🎶

    • @kaeya8728
      @kaeya8728 3 года назад +2

      @@himejoshier I um- oh look at the time I should go now 😅

  • @dozytulips
    @dozytulips 3 года назад +28

    CONSENT KING NUMBER ONE,,, NUMBER TWO UR DILUC IS SO ON POINT OMG

  • @janx__x
    @janx__x 3 года назад +7

    babe wake up foxman dropped a new diluc audio (btw glad to see that ur feeling better!!

  • @mochiii926
    @mochiii926 3 года назад +9

    I FOUND THIS FANART ON THE SAME DAY I FOUND THIS AND I WAS ALSO LISTENING TO A DILUC PLAYLIST
    COINCIDENCE?
    I THINK *NOT*

  • @xavcrunchyboi3599
    @xavcrunchyboi3599 3 года назад +21

    Oop- not him being so soft and gentle 🥴🥴 He knows what he is dOING!

  • @sup3rst1tions
    @sup3rst1tions 3 года назад +10

    “There you are..~” 0:03
    Me: *likes and subscribes immediately*

  • @kaeyamylove
    @kaeyamylove 3 года назад +69

    I just came back from going out and when I saw this my mind went "BARK BARK WOOF ARF AWOOGA!"
    Edit: Please I'm too poor for patreon, I'm desperate for the 2nd half 😖

  • @ziz_reai
    @ziz_reai 3 года назад +6

    Diluc: 'I want you to raise your legs to meet where your wrist are at'
    Me: Bold to assume, my back still hurts from falling on ice-

  • @Max-Audios
    @Max-Audios 3 года назад +15

    Who needs sleep when this just got posted

  • @zhongli2756
    @zhongli2756 2 года назад +13

    14:18 can you feel it when i do....THIS! me:BITCH YOU SCARED THE HECK OUTTA ME

    • @bloumki
      @bloumki 2 года назад +1

      MORAX WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

    • @missei8116
      @missei8116 Год назад

      Oh

  • @soulixx.
    @soulixx. 3 года назад +26

    Welcome back Vulpine !!!
    I hope your feeling well today, i’m looking forward to see more videos.
    Don’t forget to take care of yourself !!!🧡💛✨

  • @tasvapontaranne6373
    @tasvapontaranne6373 3 года назад +13

    Diluc: Okay? Okay.
    Also Diluc: Okay? Okay.
    Me: Does my opinion even matter 🤔

  • @JetFallstarTheGlaceon92
    @JetFallstarTheGlaceon92 3 года назад +47

    WE MISSED YOU VULPYYYY

  • @lily_omgg
    @lily_omgg 3 года назад +24

    “how’s that darling? how do you feel?”
    SPECTACULAR SIR

    • @bloumki
      @bloumki 2 года назад

      TIMESTAMP RN

  • @cailynvries1788
    @cailynvries1788 3 года назад +20

    “I assume you’ll be squirming around a lot”
    Me: that will only happen if I feel ticklish at any point during this. Which has already happened so yeah your very much correct.

  • @cloudstorm2887
    @cloudstorm2887 2 года назад +4

    I just love how he always keeps on saying “ok” every two minutes XD

  • @windblooming7678
    @windblooming7678 3 года назад +19

    the best thing about this is, that i played diluc while i listening to this. literally also me: he wouldn’t say this.. RIGHT?

  • @genshinimpact1148
    @genshinimpact1148 3 года назад +7

    "how does that feel darling?" AAAAA OMGGG *NOSEBLEED*

  • @glassymoone8986
    @glassymoone8986 3 года назад +13

    your voice is like EXTRA soothing this time, like more than usual
    like this some guided meditation level stuff

  • @cailynvries1788
    @cailynvries1788 3 года назад +17

    Diluc: I know how ticklish you can be
    Me: 😶 wait how the hell did you know?

    • @_tragic_0
      @_tragic_0 2 года назад +1

      Same I was like: what- like how did you know..😨
      Im ticklish literally everywhere- ☺️

  • @kiwikyu
    @kiwikyu 3 года назад +6

    omgomg welcome back

  • @melonnsorbet
    @melonnsorbet 3 года назад +118

    Not me listening to this during a family meal

  • @xinlux7715
    @xinlux7715 3 года назад +27

    A PERFECT EMOJI EXSISTS SOLY FOR THIS: 😳

  • @KamiWamieeeeeeee
    @KamiWamieeeeeeee 2 года назад +11

    Sometimes it kills me inside when I think about how Diluc’s not real :,)

  • @ElysionGear
    @ElysionGear 3 года назад +98

    This is a little difficult to hear over the sound of my pounding heart. ❤

  • @rinnyaato8915
    @rinnyaato8915 3 года назад +17

    I'M STARTING TO THINK WE ARE ALL MANIFESTATIONS BECAUSE I LITERALLY THOUGHT AT 11:55 THAT WHAT IF VULPINE UPLOADS SMH AND THERE WE GO VULPINE UPLOADED.... WHAT..........

  • @skunkmord
    @skunkmord 2 года назад +2

    THE “dont be afraid” MADE ME SO FRUSTATED IN A GOLD WAY OMFG

  • @xielu6146
    @xielu6146 3 года назад +9

    Glad to hear you again! Hope your health is becoming better and better day by day~ p.s. aggghh, missed you so much, wtf TT

  • @bunnyizukumidoriya1166
    @bunnyizukumidoriya1166 3 года назад +12

    He sips his respectful juice every day. Change my mind

  • @honeybunch___
    @honeybunch___ 3 года назад +53

    IT’S 12 AM BUT WHO NEEDS SLEEP 🤷🏽‍♀️🤨