Ma’m/sir/Mx this is a McDonald’s are you gonna pay for the chicken nuggets with a big Mac with sprite with ice with the side of fries or am I just going to eat them all peacefully
diluc: "ill turn around i guess" me: being goofy in my imagantion act like i slaped his butt diluc: "Hey I SiAd wE aRe noT goIng LowEr Yet" me: *deviouse look* well perfect timing
I actually started crying during this. I don't know why. It's been really stressful on my mentally lately, so I guess just listening to something regarding self-care made me break down. But thank you for this wonderful audio!
Diluc: keep your eyes shut tight Me: okay Diluc: how does that feel? Me: *somehow still got shampoo in my eyes* it feels like the deps of hell has risen to drag me back down 🙂😃 (this happens to often)
the way you do diluc's voice fills me with incredible amounts of serotonin. so much to point where i might have to change my name to diluc's boyfriend. edit: tHE ENDING???????? I LITERALLY STARTED GIGGLING LIKE ?????????? BETWEEN??? THE??? THIGHS???? YESSIR SIGN ME UP!! 😩😩😩
@@yourlostpen lel it's a phrase used for when a character doesn't come into your collection from the gacha, I've played over 480 days and still dont have him :^)
Help how to breathe this redhead is everything I need in life. His hair, his voice, his wine, dayum everything about Diluc is perfect can I just marry this man because my heart is about to explode from love overload I'd kill to be able to see him for split second. I want to be held by him, I want him to whisper sweet words to me while he pats my head, slowly. DONT MIND MY RANTING I GOTTA GET IT OUT
imagine you're hurrying to the winery in the rain, clothes growing heavier by the second, your body beyond freezing, but you don't care you just want to hurry to him to see him one last time before you go on your next journey you finally reach the winery doors banging onto them with all the might you can muster diluc open the doors himself as the urgency of the knocks caught his attention there you are drenched beyond his belief with no words he simply pulls you into his arms his warmth radiating off his body onto yours clearing any aches from the rain away , with the softest whisper all he says is "You're an idiot, you know that?" before softly kissing the top of your head
i just got my hot water fixed, i’ll be able to play this tomorrow when i shower before a party i’m going to, but that doesn’t mean i won’t enjoy it now too 😉
@@jaxcel_asmr I actually did that while out with my friends we where in the hotel last weekend and I fell in the shower and when I fell I hit my phone into the water (I had it in there to listen to music on Spotify) (and I just got covid so I can’t get it fixed until I get better😰) (I just got covid on Tuesday weirdly)
I'M EARLY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE Thank u Vulpine for making this!!! I don't even know how to breathe anymore- but anyway thanks again for your hard work, these audios and making our day! PLEASE DO ACCEPT MY CREDIT CARD 🛐💳✨
In this ASMR literally every single thing is perfect! And all of them together make the masterpiece! And you're the great creator of it! Perfection! Keep it up c:
“I’m just gonna slide it all up and down,All on your body” 😳SIR THAT IS ILLEGAL I- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHEJEJRFJWJEJFJFJSJEJFJFKSEKRKFJDKEKEJDCJXJSJSJDJDJFCJDKDKFICIDJSDKFIFIDIDKFJFJDDJFKFKCKDK
"I mean... will you be able to reach?" Okay, I get it, I'm really short, you don't have to rub it in like that... *cries in 5'0 and wishing I was taller* (Great audio tho Vulpine, definitely on the list of favorites! I listen to my favorite audios of yours a lot to relax after a long day, wish I had enough extra money for Patreon so I could get the whole things)
Omg O///O I just found out about this channel and since i've been scavenging for Diluc stuffs since I main him in genshin, this is like a dream come true! QvQ he sounds so perfect, thank you for blessing us with this audio!
Fr tho I’ve been having Diluc brain rot recently and I ran to the shower so fast like sir- Yes I fr took a shower while listen to this iujyhtgrfedwfrgtyhujikjyhgt
![[M4A] It's Diluc's Birthday, We Should Make Him Feel Special~ [Genshin Impact Diluc ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Dy2Ox8tfNdw/mqdefault.jpg)
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We hit a goal on twitch so sometime this month I will doing a 12-Hour ASMR stream! Come join the Chaos! xD
twitch.tv/vulpinevoice
Can we have a shower with zhongli
These Diluc audios make me go from “oh my gosh, he’s so sweet and wholesome” to “oh shit I’m in trouble” in like half a second
Fr-💀
Ikr 😰
@♡a little princess♡ I am? 🌞
Can relate lmao 💀💀✋
Fr 💀✋
That "honey" got me good I have no choice but to JUST SLAM MY CREDIT CARD ON THE TABLE
I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
@@jasgjwbxhywu YES!!!
69 likes nobody move
I got this stupid redhead daddy isssues emo on Kokomo’s banner,still hot tho
Ma’m/sir/Mx this is a McDonald’s are you gonna pay for the chicken nuggets with a big Mac with sprite with ice with the side of fries or am I just going to eat them all peacefully
" You're such an idiot "
*LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE-*
" A cute idiot "
What were we talking about again? 😋
LMFAOOO
LOLLL
I made this comment havs 69 likes😌
@@me0wm3oww Now it has 70 :)
@@Angelic_Nene 😀
me who hasn’t showered in weeks:
“is- is this a sign?”
Wait what bestie 🙂
@@barbatostea i havent showered in weeks
please be sure to take one soon whenever you’re ready! take it easy
Imagine yourself naked with the pyro husbando and find motivation you'll get through it
@@Angelic_Nene PLEASE i barely shower because my brain doesnt allow me to
Diluc: "You're beautiful"
Me: "Shut up."
Diluc: "Don't be shy."
Me: "SHUT UP."
𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐡𝐚𝐡
True.
@@user-it8bn6kx5h lol
Insecurities activated
diluc: "ill turn around i guess"
me: being goofy in my imagantion act like i slaped his butt
diluc: "Hey I SiAd wE aRe noT goIng LowEr Yet"
me: *deviouse look* well perfect timing
😭✋
🙂 what-
@@Saphirr_luv I need you pls
LMAO
@@yesmonkieman4028 TOMIOKA?!!!?!! I TRUST YOU TO PROTECT TANJIRO AND THIS IS HOW YOU SPEND YOUR TIME?;?!!
I actually started crying during this. I don't know why. It's been really stressful on my mentally lately, so I guess just listening to something regarding self-care made me break down. But thank you for this wonderful audio!
You need help dude? If you do, remember that I am here for you. 😊
@@ThaoNguyen-qv7lq Thank you very much! I appreciate it. ^-^
Yes cheer up no need to be sad remember there is always someone who you can talk to just like thao said😁😌
(This is a VERY late reply but idk)
ohhh noo i totally accidentally slipped and got myself dirty, whatever shall i do diluc 😳 (thank you for diluc food fox man i missed him sm)
YEAH *TOTALLY.*
Caught in 4k, Traveller 😃
@@x1russ 🤐
@@aethermaletraveler4543 🤠 O-OH... AETHER!-
@@x1russ hello Thoma..
Diluc: "Honey"
Me: I have fallen and I can't get up 😳
I can’t take this comment seriously because the kaeya pfp
@@taylorv-fs5ql PLEASE SAME
YOUR NAMDE
diluc’s really giving lady washing my hair at the hair salon vibes
It do be like that tho
HELP THAT SCARES ME
“How’s the temperature? Too cold, too hot, or just right?”
Me: What is this, Goldilocks? You’re too hot, bish.
CAUSE YOUR HOT THEN YOUR COLD YOUR YES THEN YOUR NO
Diluc: keep your eyes shut tight
Me: okay
Diluc: how does that feel?
Me: *somehow still got shampoo in my eyes* it feels like the deps of hell has risen to drag me back down 🙂😃 (this happens to often)
Such a mood
THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERYTIME
Lmao why’s this me too???
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME TOO IT TRULY IS THE DEPS OF HELL
Getting soap in your eyes is the WORST, I got soap in my eye after not doing it for so long and I forgot how much it hurt like hell
i still cant get over that we grabbed his ass LMAOOO I LAUGHED SO HARD
WE WHAT?? 😭😭
SAME
WE WHAT.
@@hutao2233 Hu Tao. Why. Are. You. HERE!?
@@FL4M3BR3ATH1NG better question, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
Diluc: Oh you wanna wash my hair too? Can you reach it tho
I came here to have a good time not to be attacked
Well Diluc came out here to attack and is having a good time lol
FR THO LIKE DAMN I KNOW IM SHORT >:(
As a Diluc main
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO
the way you do diluc's voice fills me with incredible amounts of serotonin. so much to point where i might have to change my name to diluc's boyfriend.
edit: tHE ENDING???????? I LITERALLY STARTED GIGGLING LIKE ?????????? BETWEEN??? THE??? THIGHS???? YESSIR SIGN ME UP!! 😩😩😩
Diluc: Honey?
Me: Daddy?
this is very true
real
Keqing:speed of light!
Everyone:yes keqing speed of light!
Oh dear god wow- Diluc calling us "honey" right at the beginning? 😩👌
Keaya outside, trying to prank Diluc: I'm gonna have to go to Springvale and get some holy water-
Water bill probably went ⤴️⤴️⤴️⤴️⤴️⤴️
Ong-
It's ok he rich
STONKS
“I know you like my muscles😏”
Me: I do? 🤔
I do 😏😏
Hearing Diluc laugh makes my stomach do a backflip😭❤️ precious
I totally didn’t just get out of the shower only to get back in to listen to this and imagine Diluc there too-
CHILDE WHAT ON EARTH ARE U DOING HERE
@@elizabethwilliams3531 Uhm- nothing nothing just passing through on my way to Zhongli! But wait what are YOU doing here?
I click faster than zhongli could say osmanthus wine-
Me: just gets out of shower
Also me: goes to see if u posted
Me: sees this
Me: runs back to shower
A- why😭
Oop-
Dazai😀?
DAZAI??
Dazai...
I'm always ready for you- BUT YOU WON'T COME HOME >:((((
:0 thank you for your hard work ♡
I love your audios so much! :3
Ok.. What does “come home“ mean, i have brain soup not brain cells so im dumb hehe(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
@@yourlostpen lel it's a phrase used for when a character doesn't come into your collection from the gacha, I've played over 480 days and still dont have him :^)
@@tokkiuyu ah, now i understand ive seen people use this term with zhongli but never knew what it meant thank you, i hope you get diluc soon ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Here have my Diluc
Diluc just came home for me
“Oh no I hope I don’t drop the soap”
Oh- oh noooo 🤰🤰🤰
@@sirendismantled4875 💀
@@sirendismantled4875 💀💀
@@sirendismantled4875 💀💀💀
@@sirendismantled4875 💀💀💀💀
Help how to breathe this redhead is everything I need in life. His hair, his voice, his wine, dayum everything about Diluc is perfect can I just marry this man because my heart is about to explode from love overload I'd kill to be able to see him for split second. I want to be held by him, I want him to whisper sweet words to me while he pats my head, slowly. DONT MIND MY RANTING I GOTTA GET IT OUT
Mans is prolly super warm too
@@Hibiskus. he surely has his temperature, Pyro as he is👍
imagine you're hurrying to the winery in the rain, clothes growing heavier by the second, your body beyond freezing, but you don't care
you just want to hurry to him
to see him one last time before you go on your next journey
you finally reach the winery doors
banging onto them with all the might you can muster
diluc open the doors himself as the urgency of the knocks caught his attention
there you are drenched beyond his belief
with no words he simply pulls you into his arms
his warmth radiating off his body onto yours
clearing any aches from the rain away , with the softest whisper all he says is "You're an idiot, you know that?" before softly kissing the top of your head
it's okay, i understand. diluc is everyone's ideal husband and i believe we should talk about it more as a society
It's a great day to be a Donna kinnie😎
The "honey" right in the beginning caught me off guard omg
Finals week has been so brutal, thank you for this, you have perfect timing ❤
The way I thought "oh it has been a while since I last listened to a Vulpine ASMR" and I just started listening to this and felt so freaking loved omg
Diluc: I’m in love with the shape you have
...
IM IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU!
ty fox man for this masterpiece
Kaeyaaaa~
@@hiimhawks keigooooo~
You shouldn’t be here.
@@itzester5491 no you
@@itzester5491 wait, why are you here ? 🤨
God damn, your Diluc voice is just too dreamy~ 😳❤. Thank you, Vulpine! Have a nice day, and make sure you stay safe!
Diluc:”Will you be able to reach”
Me:” I might be short but don’t test me”
9:00 HELP
Diluc: Hun?
My heart: 💞✨💞✨💞✨💞
And he still asks for consent!?
@@Vevbooo
A MAN WE WANT
@@i_am_sketchy A MAN WE LOVE
@@Vevbooo awe yes i love him sm >
@@Vevbooo
A MAN WE DON'T DESERVE BUT HERE HE HIS
his little giggles 😩🤚
He’s just in a ha ha ha ha silly goofy mood 👧🏽
Me realizing we grabbed Diluc’s ass:
Me: *the woman was too stunned to speak*
LMAO WERE SCREWED
i just got my hot water fixed, i’ll be able to play this tomorrow when i shower before a party i’m going to, but that doesn’t mean i won’t enjoy it now too 😉
my phone will probably get wet and break
@@jaxcel_asmr I actually did that while out with my friends we where in the hotel last weekend and I fell in the shower and when I fell I hit my phone into the water (I had it in there to listen to music on Spotify) (and I just got covid so I can’t get it fixed until I get better😰) (I just got covid on Tuesday weirdly)
I'M EARLY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
Thank u Vulpine for making this!!! I don't even know how to breathe anymore- but anyway thanks again for your hard work, these audios and making our day! PLEASE DO ACCEPT MY CREDIT CARD 🛐💳✨
Thank you so much!! This is unbelievably good! ^-^ your Diluc voice is one of my absolute favorites!!
"it kind of feels nice... in-between your thighs..."
THICC THIGHS SAVE LIVES-----
Thicc thigh gang?
@@VarianAbyssian Frfr? (☞¬‿¬)☞
Oh shoot someone help me I’m falling… falling in love with Diluc more and more with these audios.
Diluc: " honey?"
Me: " daddy? "
Diluc: can you reach?
Me: ur only a few inches taller than me-
In this ASMR literally every single thing is perfect! And all of them together make the masterpiece! And you're the great creator of it! Perfection! Keep it up c:
im sorry but diluc is amazing!! especially in your asmrs!! 🧡❤️
Early for once! I love all your audios especially your Genshin impact ones!! Ahh I love your voice!!😁❤️
Oops I ACCIDENTALLY dropped the soap…
Wouldn't u have to bend over to pick it up?-
@@ALittlePieceOfHeaven117 yes but I guess you don’t get it😑
LMAO NAH I DROPPED IT W/ U
@@awelko 💀❤️
II GOT I GOT I DROPPED 5 NEW BARS OF SOUP HELP ME PICK UP
Diluc: *says something about me being shy*
Me: me shy hahahahahahah....hahaha
Yeah ⁰_⁰
“I’m just gonna slide it all up and down,All on your body” 😳SIR THAT IS ILLEGAL I- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHEJEJRFJWJEJFJFJSJEJFJFKSEKRKFJDKEKEJDCJXJSJSJDJDJFCJDKDKFICIDJSDKFIFIDIDKFJFJDDJFKFKCKDK
I kid you not, I deadass went red in the face, started stuttering and then proceeded to squeal into my pillow 😳💀
Oh, Vulpine, you spoil us. You really do.
no u
@@VulpineVoice Plz, you’re literally a national treasure. 😭😭
I agree vulpine do be spoiling us
@@VulpineVoice Sir, you definitely do. No one spoils us as much as you do, Mr. Vulpine.
"I mean... will you be able to reach?"
Okay, I get it, I'm really short, you don't have to rub it in like that... *cries in 5'0 and wishing I was taller*
(Great audio tho Vulpine, definitely on the list of favorites! I listen to my favorite audios of yours a lot to relax after a long day, wish I had enough extra money for Patreon so I could get the whole things)
IM 4''8 BESTIE...
@@venti3924 WHATTT
@@_suta_2317 *ehe*
Im 5,2… i mean its better than being taller than scaramouche-
He‘s 5,4
@@justmizuno5111 me too
*gets notification*
Me: don't simp for diluc in front of your grandfather, don't do it. /ooc
You did it didn't you?
@@Hibiskus. no I didn't/ooc
Oh my god, feel like I'm going to start crying. Why is it so sweet, romantic and... And just awesome! Thank you, Vulpine! One more dream came true TT
This has me kicking my legs and squealing and shit
IM SHITTING MYSELF AGGGHHHHHH
AHAHHA
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE JENNJJENEHHRUEEHEY
oh i'm squealings my juices
HELP I WAS LITERALLY SOBBING ABOUT AN ANGST FANFIC AND THIS SHOWS UP LMFAODKA
Oh no I dropped the soap.
(Ignoring the fact that my name is Kaeya rn)
Whoop wood that’s the sound of the police
God, I love your Diluc so much. I'm so excited to listen to the full Patreon version ♥️
Great Work Vulpine! 💜
I was literally just playing with Diluc! Shower after fighting 😁
Hell yeah come on in, master Diluc... 😳
As always, thank you for the audio fox man! 💜💜💜
Omg your voice for him is awesome❤️❤️
ty for another great vid foxman
Having this on repeat
yo bro why did your "honey" sound British? no complaints here .British accents are HAWT
MY DIRTY MIND CANT TAKE THISSSS 🤌🏻😭😭😭
IKRRRRR🤚🤚🤚🤚
I’m literally shaking. These are so good
it’s the way you laugh in this man’s voice 😞 my heart HURTS 😭
*the simps were too stunned to speak*
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
im begging for a childe one like this 😭also this is amazing!!
I NEED A ZHONGLI OR KAEYA ONE
Me: Now let me do yours! >:3
Diluc: Um i don't know if you can reach.......
Me: CUT THE CAMERAS-
Somebody take this video away from me, it's dangerous for my sleep to have it in my hands
Omg O///O I just found out about this channel and since i've been scavenging for Diluc stuffs since I main him in genshin, this is like a dream come true! QvQ he sounds so perfect, thank you for blessing us with this audio!
me after watching this :
search : How to breathe....
11:56 and the woman was to stunned to speak
Fr tho I’ve been having Diluc brain rot recently and I ran to the shower so fast like sir-
Yes I fr took a shower while listen to this iujyhtgrfedwfrgtyhujikjyhgt
Hands and knees begging for an intro audio pleaseEeE 🥺🥺🥺😩😩🤞 I adore your diluc voice btw :)
Intro audio? :O
ITTO* I never noticed it auto corrected LMAO
“I’m gonna squeeze these cheeks to this hearts content” 😭✋
Pls I love your diluc audios sm lmao♡
With all that laughing he kept doing throughout the video, you would already know sum interesting gonna happen
Ok but these audios are so comforting, please do keep up the good work! ❤
One of my fav vids, nice to see it again🥺
Diluc: Honey?
Me: my heart went oops🎶
Honestly if I don't get diluc soon I'm gonna cry.
Did u get him?
Diluc: I'm just surprised, usually your quote shy
Me: well if your gonna be sparky you can stay out in the hall
(This was my immediate thought)
*slaps phone on belly while eating a chicken nugget at 3 am*
I am ready!
ah yes another great video by vulpine, mm so nice (why am i never early 💔💔)
This is perfect for my sick feverish delusional self. Thank you.
Imagine going trough dilucs hair omg it’s probs soft 🤩✨
i-i-i-i uh, uh, so, the-the the abyss mages are amazing today, a-a-am i right? mhm, i-i-im really loving the a-abyss-
Yes ☺️
THE LAUGH VULPINE IM DYING ❤️❤️ there’s so much serotonin that your laugh gives off aahhhh
I was not paying attention and he said "Massage it into you" "Massage it in" "does it feel good" and more things, i though this was another thing...
HES FRICKING LAUGHT!!!! I-AAJAUAIHSJSJAIJDIFB
who wants to come to my funerail? :D
He's soo wholesome tbh
Loved that so freaking much, it’s amazing! Thank you, foxman!
OMG THIS ART I REMEMBER AH
I remember that asmr when diluc was moaning traveler name in the shower😭
@@505meow yes thats the one
@@noe4805 yeah that’s how I found this channel through that video so i was sad to see the channel go bye bye
SAME ☹️
@@505meow SAME
Just wait til this blows up
Thank you so much 💜