Rating Every Recipe in Tears of the Kingdom
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
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How good is the food in Tears of the Kingdom? Well, I decided to cook and rate all 228 recipes to find out.
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00:00 Intro
00:40 Appetizers
04:02 Basic Meat + Fish
05:47 Soups, Stews, + Curries
08:24 Entrées
10:46 Desserts
13:15 À La Carte
14:53 The Final Recipe
15:59 Outro
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Please don't make me eat any more acorns.
𝓪𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓷
unless..
Instructions unclear, i made acorn soup
*pats shoulder* shall we prepare the cattail starch
A elder nut
The fact the bread and the cheesy bread aren’t 5 stars means you haven’t tried really good fresh baked bread or cheesy garlic bread before. 10/10, 11/10, 13/10, 100/10.
Ik. They are so good
In fairness, this particular bread was made in a stone wok by boiling wheat in salt water in a process that took less than 10 seconds.
Yeah, with no leavening agent this bread is not gonna look like the picture. At best you get matzah though. Not half bad.
Garlic bread!!!!!!! Let’s go
Exactly. The Bread Pirate for the win
maybe don’t eat the recipes, paper tastes bad. Try eating the food from the recipes instead
hmmm I'll have to do some research on this, thank you
facts
You know, I think that would are a good video.
Making all 200 recipes in tears of the kingdom in real life!
@@j0rts or just go eat some more acorns instead
Brian david gilbert did that for BotW a while back, it was an amazing video @alex.g7317
It was localized to just "Hard Boiled-Egg", but in Japanese it's specifically _onsen tamago_ (literally "hot springs egg") which is a special traditional method for making _soft-boiled eggs_ with a unique texture. Also explains why there's a quest about it.
Yeah and these are much, much better than normal hard-boiled eggs, both texture and flavor wise. I'd say it would earn a 4.0 myself.
I guess that explains why they're called Hot Spring Eggs in the Mother 3 Fan Translation
How did the localization turn soft to hard
Also explains how you make hard boiled eggs in 20 seconds
@@user-ve1oh9oo6wBy assuming soft-boiled = "uncooked". Same as how Monster Hunter translates "perfectly-cooked" into "well-done", which is an exact linguistic word-for-word translation that utterly obliterates the meaning lol.
Lets be real. If there was a zelda anime, based on botw or Totk, there shoud be a filler episode, where link tries to make a cake
@rowansharp6211link then tries Zelda's disaster and eats it like it's the best thing ever.
I will never forgive you. You have sinned against bread.
Cool, you are the goat.
Yeah i love garlic bread
Note to the unaware: If you haven't watched the Unraveled episode where Brian David Gilbert and Adam Moussa cook and sample all the Breath of the Wild recipes, you should do that now.
Ok. But how did they make the monster dishes and the elixers?
@@haroeneissa790 You'll just have to watch and find out! (I don't remember!)
We all know the real monster is Man, and cannibalism is frowned upon in New York. @@haroeneissa790
@@haroeneissa790the true monster is man...
And cannibalism is frowned upon in New York.
@@haroeneissa790there wasnt a recipe book or anything in botw, so i think for the most part he just did the edible stuff
I'm here representing the Bread Pirate, and a 2.5 is unacceptable
I am here too and 2.5 is utter profanity to Bread
Same. 5 forever.
Also... have fun stormin' the castle!
SEND THE DUCK TO THE BRIG! LET HIM SETTLE THE SCORE
Honey crepe could go up by 0.9 points if you combine it with some ice cream
Ice-cream was such a missed opportunity, especially when ice fruits are in the game.
@@BenthovenMusictrue at least we have B R E A D
I had no idea that dark clumps made unique meals, thats crazy
Me either. They were the last foods I needed to complete the cookbook!
That final recipe was great, gotta try it sometime
“easy to make”
Bread 🥖 at 2.5/5 is a genuine desecration towards Bread
you make some bread with nothing but wheat, salt, and water and see how good the result is :P
3:50, Oh look, jelly doughnuts, my favorite.
9:35 the crunchy fried rice is made by cooking the rice a bit more to make it crunchy. It's quite good actually :)
Hilariously the last recipe is my favorite way to cook eggs 😂
3:58 i've never played totk before, and the way my jaw literally dropped at the "dark rice balls"-- IT LOOKS LIKE THEY PUT OUTER SPACE IN THERE?? WHY??? gorgeous and yet HORRIBLY unappetizing (which is wild, have u seen those galactic food drawings? they seem so tasty,,) it looks like it would put me into a coma
Wow the twist at the end made me chortle. Good video my man!!!!
3:59 Nothing tastes good like a dark jelly-filled donut.
I love that all the frozen meats are rated lower than even "pile of rocks"
At least the pile of rocks vaguely has non rock food inside. Frozen meats are still ice. Theres nothing inside you could chew.
I can think of two guys who would love monster foods, but they are just weird in general.
Arlo & cookie monster? /s
@@MusharnaMush i think they meant kliton and... what was their name again?
@@GeckoreoKoltin?
@@K_M279 yea
Make that 3 guys
Ok while I agree that most of the monster and dark recipes look sus, I'd 100% eat the dark and monster cakes.
Cake > Survival Instincts
And now I'm hungry for more J0rt videos
You want to... eat J0rt? 🤨
I would like to point out that in botw it’s explicitly shown that monster extract is really healthy and good for you, as shown in the tarry town side quest where a little girl who’s malnourished due to her extreme picky eating habits is cured by eating monster cake. And in totk it’s shown that the reason people are divided about the flavour is likely due to monster extract having a funky flavour
Bread is obviously the best food ever to be made
agreed
You have displeased the Bread Pirate. 3:29
HOW DARE YOU RATE BREAD ONLY 2.5 BREAD PIRATES RISE UP
I'm glad to see a second person attempt this. brian david gilbert's video was impeccable but I'm glad to see someone hitting up the same idea based purely on aesthetic, tho I appear to strongly disagree with the taste in food.
If you'd like some other fun botw/totk food content, croton has 2 challenge videos of his making each recipe in either game before the first blood moon (he doesnt repeat ones he made in botw for totk tho). Just look up "croton food" (and make sure it doesnt autocorrect to crouton 😅)
The monster cake deserves a slight boost in its score just for the whimsical little monster horns on top of it. The chef had to put those there, and you have to admire a chef's dedication to the finer details.
would love to see a weapon rating honestly bc theres so many goofy ones
There were no 5-Star recipes. Not even the pizza! This man just hates food! 😅
When I was living in a dorm, my roommate would sometimes microwave some portobello mushrooms for a few seconds and I tried it and it’s way better than you’d think. It’s actually a pretty good snack
You say unseasoned for a lot of these, but that’s not necessarily the case! You can add salt to many dishes that don’t mention the saltiness in the title of the dish
Aw man this video is fireeee 😭😭😭 I really love your content man
Thank you!
Come on localization team, onsen eggs are soft boiled
for awhile ive been trying to (WITHOUT INSTRUCTIONS) to make all of the food items so this is gonna be intresting
As a bread lover myself, i dont agree with you. Bread is a 100/10.
Self-made or fresh from the bakery is the best
A fellow bread enjoyer
Im not sure what Im more impressed by, you making all 200+recipes or knowing what Cioppino is hardeeharhar
I love you videos! they're always super entertaining and very funny. You should make one about how good of a friend every mob in totk would be.
Only thing I can disagree with is the ratings for monster foods, dark foods and Elixirs. But only because it's so damn hard to actually tell what they taste like, since there is no real world equivalents. For all we know, the monster cake, for example, could be the most delicious thing in all of Hyrule.
Waiting for when you take on ranking every moon in super Mario oddessy.
Loved the video. Was hoping for a worst to best list at the end, similar to worst to best time list on your touch stuff videos, but still was great regardless!
I'm surprised by the dish descriptions in the English localisation. I play in French and they're much more appetizing
I'm glad I'm already eating while watching this!
I would Actually eat these dark dishes, every text say its flavor seems to be incredible
Same, even if it's just to try a little bit just to find out what it tastes like.
The „dark“ variants of food look like they stem from a meteor that crashed on a farm in rural Massachusetts
How dare you, bread is absolutely amazing.
Wait, there’s seafood fried rice in this game?
You’re telling me…
a hylian shrimp fried this rice?
Dark rice balls look like someone ventured out into space and stuffed some dark matter into them
The monster cake is apparently very palletable and the least sus. In fact the way monster extract works it actually improves meals.
you don't actually need to add any monster parts to make a fairy tonic! just one single fairy makes a fairy tonic, and any monster parts are optional- unless you consider the fairy itself to be a monster i suppose....
anyway great video as always, keep up the great work!
CLEANSE THE NON BREAD BELIEVER (great vid btw)
Time for me to save this video for when I eventually complete my recipe book.
Complete the CookDex
My uncle deep fries the turkey every thanksgiving and I can confirm it is delicious… except maybe the first year when he didn’t entirely know what he was doing and it was dry as hell
I don't _think_ you need monster parts for Fairy Tonic. Just live fairies. But if you want to enhance the flavor...
Wait you can make something other than mushroom skewers and simmered fruit? I’ve gotta go put my culinary hat on…
The FDA approves this video and they agree with your sentiment about nuts
Mushrooms really got played here
8:32 Glad to see I’m not the only one to pronounce it that way.
Stambulb most closely resembles elephant garlic. Which is a Leek, but tastes like very mild garlic.
I get the feeling that he really likes cheese
Cheese is amazing
cheese
I think the stambulb is more on the leek mixed with garlic
it reads as very fennel-like to me
@@AudreyGalaxy had to google what that was LOL but oh hey yeah it does oAo
13:50 how did I BEAT this game and get all shrines and never once encounter whatever a sun pumpkin is?????
the fucking warm salads bit killed me
Now you gotta rate ffxv and kh3 food
I hate that stambulb+honey is just glazed veggies, they have a shared meal perk and the idea of sweet onion sounds good.
hard boiled eggs: "and is easy to make"
wat
I hope this idea takes off for the channel. Fun new idea
I found out about the bread 2.5 from the bread pirate so it may sound like I am biased in his favor but I am not. I just myself as a person really like bread especially the plain type so I feel a bit of pain seeing that 2.5. Besides that great video.
Monster cake is so sweet, it's an easy 5 stars!
rocks 0.5 stars
various frozen meat 0.1 stars
As a representative of the Bread Pirate, 2.5/5 for Bread is complete nonsense. You have started a war.
this is the funniest video i’ve ever seen
6:07 Im definitely not angry right now.
fantastic video
You could do some things without some ingredients, like the fairy tonic, you didnt need the horn
j0rts:"hey I like nuts"
Me:"AYO"
WHAT. Mushroom and salt is at least a 4/5 considering how delicious cooked mushroom with just salt is irl.
Did you make sure to distill them down to only necessary ingredients?
ah, yes, the most delectable treat in existence: the vah medoh helm
Touch trees in every mario 🎮
The Gourmet cheesy meat bowl would be my number one pick from the recipe book.
That’s my third favourite! (Bread and cheesy bread are my top 2)
Underrated
Nuts I like, acorns I do not. Not even with cheese.
Honestly the dark stew looks delicious
Roasted hearty durian the missing extra recipe
Durians are removed in TOTK
Why did I think you were actually going to cook all these at the beginning 💀😂
today i learned you can cook dark clumps
I have come from the bread pirate demanding a higher rating on the bread
Oh.. I thought you were going to actually make them.
10:29 me : )
And for that, i get called a monster by pizza lovers.
Seriously, there are people saying they don't trust people who don't love pizza, like what.
Where is the kitchen you used located?
Hateno
He rated frozen meat higher than dubious food
That's right you can, add cheese to any and every food.
why does this man think that steaming things makes them soggy????
I demand justice for the bread
Missing the ice cream recipe!
Dude What about the '08 Olympics?!
this video made me so hungry i made 2 things of ramen noodles, they were 4.2 stars by the way
Can you rate all the booster course pack tracks from Mario Kart 8 deluxe
uhhh... your rating for the filled pumpkin was crazy. Meat isn't paste when you cook it like that.