Game of Thrones S8E05 Explained
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What happened in Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 5, and what does it mean? Why does Daenerys burn King’s Landing? Why does Jaime go back to Cersei? What does Arya’s horse mean? What does any of this mean??
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The last one, let’s go!
Alt Shift X
Seems kinda weird to release this vid 1 week after the show aired...
It always feels late, but then again maybe its because I want to see the vids so badly
Make them fucking fasterrrr!:8(83!;$;83&
Cheers mate!
Thank you for all your work for us GoT fans!
"I've never known bells to mean surrender." - Davos Seaworth, Battle of Blackwater, S2E9
“The past two seasons Cersei drank wine and died.”
Cersei became Robert.
The irony
She was his wife after all.
Which is kinda awesome
Considering the pregnancy, she was becoming fat too.
You became the very thinh you ought to destroy
Honestly at this point I really miss Olenna and Tywin arguing whether Cersei is fertile or not...
The conversations between Olenna and Tywin remain my favorite scenes of the show.
Nlop doesn't everyone?
Dennis Uerling seriously, Charles dance and Diana Rigg are powerhouses on their own, but together... *unzips*
OOOOOOLD.....
Olenna and Tywin were the best characters in the show.
Sandor: "Vengeance will kill your humanity girl!"
Arya: "I already killed a man in vengeance, cooked him, fed him to this family and then killed the family."
Sandor: "...Hardcore let's go."
That would have been great!
Sandor: "Vengeance will kill your humanity girl!"
Arya: "Nah man, I got mad plot armor 👌"
That’s so meeeeeeeeetaaaaaal!
Arya went full Cartman, my favourite moment.
"After you...." directing her up the stairs
Cersei: "All we need is one shot..."
Qyburn: "Your grace that was pre-patch 2.21... The scorpions got significantly nerfed since then..."
Lmaooo
From 100% accuracy to 10% from the nerf. Lol
patch note 2.22 for scorpion
-Remove heat seeking guidance
-Remove instant reload function
-Reduce velocity from 2000m/s to 70 m/s
-Reduce accuracy from 0.1MOA to 10000 MOA
@@johnmichaelarellano9162 Considering Euron said he had 1000 ships. The accuracy went from 100% to -10000%
@@Nathan-jh1ho you play war thunder I see
Someone leaked Kit Harrington's script for Episode 6:
"She's my queen" (x1000)
"I don't want it" (x1000)
somebody should make a vapor wave song with a meme music video that features jon repeating those lines throughout
Chris Connor
She’s my queen, come here ghost. Aw shit... I’m the king? Come with me! And set them free (shows battle of the bastards.)
Disappointing....
Find somewhere to hide (read: die anyway)
I DOOOONT WOOOONT IT
I'm willing for the ending to be just zooming out and showing the whole series was inside that giant's blue eye.
New video idea: what if GOT didnt turn to shite
Hi dad
Thatd be more poetic than whatever shit they have planned for the finale
Mcumber.
@AlternateHistoryHub Did you find it weird that the people of King's landing never once revolted or even organized resistance of some sort against Cersei?
Never forget that Rhaegal died so Drogon could gain thicc plot armour
Rhaegal and Ghost are the real MVP of GOT
They say if you watch Rhaegals death scene in slow motion you can see Drogon drinking Rhaegals blood in mid air as he was dying. Drogon became two dragons in one. That's how he nuked a city too lol.
@@darkstarmkv How much drugs do you have to take to come up with this idea.
In fairness, she attacked from the sun at high altitude, making her difficult to see and by the time she finshed her dive, she was too fast to be targeted. Fast and low was provdn during ww2 by the Doolitle raids on tokyo and by curtis le may in Europe.
Don't forget how stupid that idea is. Thick indeed sir.
Game of thrones: *Ends terribly*
Alt Shift X: I have to go now.
It's true
I read that in Bran's indifferent cold voice.
Sees GRRM: *George. you're a good man*
@@magnusodysseus5822 my comment is deleted
“Cercei did nothing for 2 seasons except for get pregnant, drink wine and die”
The holy trinity
He kinda forgot “stare out of windows.”
Change get pregnant to get fat and you got bobby b
So a typical woman 😜
California Bear Euron killed most of the Sand Snakes, and Olenna offed herself.
I call that, easy money.
When you can be sarcastic af but still sound professional.
He's Alfred the butler.
TheDOPDeity welcome to Alt Shift X
Edit: which I completely appreciate from Alt Shift X- he gives a great objective commentary on this strange season
His sarcasm is weak
And still be wrong too. Viserys didnt have a dragon and a proven penchant for murder.....
@@wile123456 Yes, Alt shift X just comes off as petulant in this video.
Samwell Tarly and Hodor made more kills than the Golden Company 😂😂
The golden company was meant as a counter to Danys army. They were always going to be irrelevant vs dragons. They bet on the ballistas being able to take out the dragon and then having to only deal with the army.
It was always made clear that armies are no match for dragons. They are conventional units vs nukes.
@@oerthling ''It was always made clear that armies are no match for dragons''
Yes, yes and that's why Bronn put Drogon out of combat with a single ballista in season 7 and then Euron killed Rhaegal in the previous episode. Very consistent writing 😂
Why is everyone saying Sam did that? I don't get it lol
😂
@@oerthling The counter to Dany's dragons - established in the previous episode no less - were the scorpions. Well, that certainly held up...Dragons beating scorpions is fine, scorpions beating dragons is also fine. But scorpions beating dragons when the plot demands, and dragons beating scorpions in the same vein, is definitely NOT fine.
I think S08E06 broke Alt Shift X
I came here just to ask this exact question. I think he's still sitting in front of his TV just thinking "How the fuck do I approach this Indifferently like I usually do"
WonderDrugEchinacea agree with everything you say. Sadly, their careers aren’t over cause most casual ppl still rate them
I am wondering what broke first, his spirit or his body. (Both if snuffed it).
@WonderDrugEchinacea What a clown
i’ve been waiting for this next video but i think he might’ve thrown in ze towel
At least Alt Shift X was consistently great through 8 seasons.
Hear hear
He doesn't take season 8 too serious himself.
Until this video
yes. cause he reviewed 8 seasons, right? 874draruple 'DUH!'
@@Kalenz1234 disagree
I doubt Bran sent the horse, that'd be too useful.
😂
I bet that's exactly the explanation they use. (of they even remember to explain the plot at all.)
They're damned if they do, and they're damned if they don't.. if he does, why the flying fuck didn't he do anything on the long night? or better, why didn't he warg drogon and stop the madness. If he didn't do shit again, the it's just for the visuals and kinda fails because of it. When you think about it, it sounds like one of those parodies when someone ask "how are we gonna ge there" and then the camera pans to a vehicle with angelic light and angels choirs.
they must've forgot about him....
@@taekwoncrawfish9418 so why the fuck he would send a damn horse?
jon snow's dialogue from season 8:
-she is my queen.
-i don't want to be king.
-hodor.
I DUN WANTIT
#nattyVerified
-*scream at zombie dragon*
Dialogue unlocked : yell at dragon
*Screams at Viserion*
alt shift x is so disgusted by the ending he won't post a final analysis episode...
YUP!!!!!
I wouldn't waste any braincells analyzing that dumpsterfire, so i think it's understandable.
i heard he's in a facility staring at walls
can you imagine being extremely active in several theories, for none of them to have any meaning, and even the confirmed R+L=J theory to mean nothing
Thought the same when I checked for it now
😂
Joffrey: ''Shouldn't we do something about the Dragon Queen before it's too late?''
Small council: ''Nah don't worry''
Turns out Joffrey was the only sane one
isn’t that the scene where Tywin stands him up? He kinda fucked up the endgame
@@frankmerker630 The problem is though that if they killed daenerys, the night king would've won
@@jimmyvelasco1570 if they killed daenerys the night king would have never got a dragon to break through the ice wall
@Sam Papp Let's be honest, they would've found a way - no chance the night king would amass such a huge army without knowing how he would get past the wall. There's always that "legendary" horn that can bring it down. It's only mentioned in the books but maybe it's out there somewhere in the show as well
Cersei: I want our baby to live
Jaime: We're all that matters
Red Keep: Brickarys
Brilliant words of Rahul Bijoor
Ryan Lovejoy Brickarys😂
Ayyy!!!!
@@alaia-awakened lol
*Brickarys* 😂😂😂😂
Valonconcrete Prophecy.
Dragons are either unstoppable weapons of mass destruction or they are minor inconveniences. The problem is the show cannot decide...
ZergrushEddie or they didn’t have you help write it. Your going to have to learn it just doesn’t all go your way.
Tax Payer you're gonna have to learn people have opinions and your comment is stupid
many submarines and fighter jets have decimated armies.... many others reside at the bottom of the ocean.... simple really.
@@taekwoncrawfish9418 You're talking about the equivalent of a fighter jet in the 1500's. So YEAH it would wipe out every single defense mechanism Britain had back then 😂 Some of you arent really cut out for this fantasy stuff. Go watch the news or something.
@@taekwoncrawfish9418 I hated what happened to the dragons. But if you had an AC-130 that had the speed of a fighter jet, and threw that into the 10th century. That aircraft would definitely handle an entire fleet of warships and a castle no issue.
The writers have a tendency to subvert the expectations of audience with no reason.
Tyrion was so smart, not anymore.
Dany was so compassionate, not anymore.
Jon was independent and a great leader, not anymore.
Varys was so clever and cunning, not anymore.
Arya was so adamant to kill the queen, not anymore.
GOT was a great show, not anymore.
Wow, characters changing in unpleasant ways. Thanks D&D! I can't wait until George RR Martin gives us the true, happy, linear, and comforting tale of people who hold true to their sincere morals and goals. :)
@array s Well thanks for your barely legible response, but what I could read I was very impressed with and wholeheartedly agree.
Subverting expectations, also known as making surprising shit happen just because they pulled it out of their asses causing massive disappointment.
Dany kinda makes sense though
Smells like raw shit cause you’re talking straight out of your ass.
It turns out the real Iron Throne was the friends we made along the way.
True my friend, very true.
words to live by
Nah, that's the One Piece or smth.
Yup 😄 Uniting behind the memes that have come out of this, is all we got left. LOL
this never gets old :)
"maybe this horse was sent by Bran"
Bran's been so useless this season that we're now trying to connect him with each single event lol
Hope springs eternal.
3ER is playing chess moving pieces where they need to go. Hoping we see some flashbacks that put together whatever the hell he has been up to. On purpose we haven't seen any 3ER visions as late?
So bloody true. Shows you just how awful this season has been.
Lucas N Plus it would be stupid because if Bran cared he would have simply stopped the dragon 🤷🏼♂️
my thought has always been that the three-eyed ravens' job was to oversee Westeros and protect it from powerful evil forces, not to intervene with the politics of kings and queens. To be honest I don't think there is any reason for bran to help the Starks or Daenerys with conquering the iron throne because of his duty as a protector of Westeros (memories?) is far more important in the long run. I do see why people are a bit disappointed though, all that stuff with the children of the forest and Benjen really made it seem like he was going to do something super cool. (sorry for bad English)
I feel like Robert Baratheon about this season. "Just give me something for the pain and let me die".
Honestly 🙄😆💯
Smells like death
Yup, I am taking Xanax. Works every time.
Gotta disagree. This season is great. I had more problems with the teleporters in season 7.
@@oerthling I love this season too but seeing what Dany has become hurts really bad. Also not happy with Jaime's arc but, oh well, stuff happens. I only hated season 5, except for the Hardhome episode. That episode was a masterpiece.
"I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror: for a dead king, or a city under siege..."
For surrender too, apparently.
What a confusing system for those in King's Landing!
"The bells are ringing! Are we off to fight or are we surrendering?"
When the bells ring, the Gods toss a coin, and the world holds its breath. A three-sided coin, apparently
I've Never Known Bells to Mean Surrender - Ser Davos, Game of Thrones S02E09
Robert Tingström While D&D Linda forgot about continuity and 6 seasons of plot, the fans certainly didn’t forget about it
@@RedDoom33
Thank you!
And that was in regards to King's Landing and everything!
@@RedDoom33
"Well, King's Landing kinda forgot about their bell system..."
-D&D
"Arya's too edgy and cool to share her plans with Jon."
They kind of forgot to have meaningful dialogue between main characters this season.
This season?!?
Since season 5 characters just blurt out the most simple-minded nonsense.
Never do they have any insight or wit. Everything is simply to move on to the next contrived plot point or visual gag.
DildoSnuggie Exactly! I have no problem with whatever ending they choose but could we have been treated to some witty repartee and verbal chess match as we have in the past??? A la Olenna, Tywin, and the characters formerly known as Tyrion and Varys?? It actually makes me miss Littlefinger. 😢
Have you forgotten episode 2?
Sybille Stahl True, it was witty. But not much in the way of clever strategy. The only scheming was done by Sansa. And the strategy to take King’s Landing was just so basic. Most of us expected more.
@@AllyKit sadly, we couldn't since D&D had no book material since season 5 & their talent is limited to adaptation only; all they know is to regurgitate some of the previous GRRM words.
When you're more excited about the ALT SHIFT X Breakdown than you are about the actual show
Haha true
Yes, this was me.
"The scorpians kinda forgot that they are effective against dragons but the dragon certainly didn't forget about them."
best writing - drama series. cue curb music.
Dany finally armored Drogon.. With the best armor around..
Why are people ignoring euron had the benefit of surprise when he killed Rhaegal?
@@idontwantone132 because he didn't. How the hell can he surprise the dragons in open water unless they had their heads under water?
@@antoniomarino9444 Yeah, its called the mighty plot armor! The same armor Arya uses.
Come on man, explain the last episode so I can move on with my life. Please. Your videos were more enjoyable than this season.
agreed!
This may be a compliment, but I wouldn't consider it a very good one...
Desperate follow
I feel bad for Alt Shift X cause he's spent so much time explaining the intricacies of a series that has turned into something that a five year old who played age of empires could have written...
Zachary Leasau that was the first thing i thought off after watching this episode
Or he was just as guilty of making shit up as GRRM.
Don't diss age of empires at least that was based on historical fact
Zachary Leasau spot on. I could tell he lost admiration a couple of seasons ago.
His videos based on the books are great though.
Brick: Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me.
Greatest comment alive!
😂
The King’s Landing bricks send their regards.
So if I drop a brick on you... I'm off the hook? Can I get that in writing, like can we make this legal? Get an... Attorney on this?
Ahem... Long story short, I'd like to hit you with a brick.
OP moment
"She tried all of Tyrion's stupid plans"
A sentence that should never have to be said...
*Dumb & Dumber's stupid plans
Hindsight bias anyone?
except the one where she would´ve taken kings landing more or less peacefully
@Original \ I really shouldn't read comments. They make me hate the inconsistent writing even more
"Game of Thrones S8E05 passive aggressively explained"
The British Way
Mike Morgan This is an Australian accent, not a British accent
@@kingtut7213 my mistake, jacobim
Honestly I thought he was far too kind
Scorpion bolts...
I have no problem with a mad queen twist, but this season is incredibly rushed. It didn’t work with this fast pace cus it felt so forced.
.really seasons 2 Last .season entire the with problem Entire
And HBO offered more episodes but Dumb and Dumber rejected...
Absolutely. I would've liked for two more episodes, one for the NK plot line before Winterfell and the other for the throne plot line. The extra NK episode could include a skirmish at Last Hearth, or another northern castle; an attempt to assassinate the Night King. It fails, some main characters die, and the NK is given some credence. Furthermore, something could be done with Bran; perhaps he goes back in time to try find a weakness. Anything to just which give him an actual role in the season. As for the throne plot line, another episode for set-up could ease in the transition from the darker Dany we see in S7 to the genocidal tyrant we saw in S8E5. Perhaps she tries to garner support from the commoners or the other houses, but they reject her; the commoners because she appears as a foreign dictator, the other houses because Varys got the message out.
It did work for D&D who have their Star Wars movies to write.
I wish people would stop falling back on that excuse. It being rushed isn't why GoT sucks now. More episodes, even more seasons, won't help if the fundamental problem isn't addressed - crap writers. I mean there's literally people online writing better alternate versions of episodes that achieve the same results - within the same time frame (i.e. one episode) - than what the show shows. There is no excuse, the writers just suck.
The amount of subtle shade thrown in this video is amazing.
Yes, Alt Shift X is without a doubt the best commentary on Game of Thrones on YT. Too many of the others are just over-the-top angry.
somethingness They aren't over the top angry. Just angry. Which, unlike snark, is a signifier of honesty.
somethingness
bridge 4 has a smooth voice too and awesome visuals
@@eo0 Except when he went off on people who said that LFs death was dumb, saying it was shameful to say so and that it does a disservice to the actor. So bridge4 can go fuck himself for being a moral busy body.
"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM." -Daenerys
"YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE ! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO DESTROY THE TYRANT NOT JOIN THEM ! BRING PEACE TO THE SEVEN KINGDOM ! NOT LEAVE IT IN TYRANNY !"
-Tyrion Lannister
Hodor! - Hodor
“From my point of view, the peasantry are evil!” -Danekin Dragonwalker.
"I hate Sand Snakes. They're coarse, they're irritating, and they get everywhere (according to this here script)..."
Jon: [anguished] You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the wheel, not remake it! Bring balance to the Throne, not leave it in darkness!
Danny: I HATE YOU!!!
Jon: You were my aunt, Danny. I loved you.
Btw. everyone seems to be forgetting Dany has put her dragons into the chains and dungeon! All because of 1 (ONE) dead child. Now she kills thousands? No way...
I mean, it could work both ways... she puts her now dead dragons away just because of 1 child... all of this for what ? she should have left them be dragons and grow strong as drogon instead of trying to deny their nature.
Ned to Jon: Rhaegar may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.”
Which movie is this from? Pls remind me XD
@@fizziefizzer Guardians of the Galaxy 2
Jakub Kawczynski M
Jamie thinks something similar about Joffrey... _he was my seed but he was never my son_
I'm Mary Poppins ya'll
Everyone expected a clever, thoughtful, intriguing end to this epic series, and they’ve definitely subverted our expectations....
Cherie W how clever of them!
Dont forget the cup....
I would have been satisfied with clever OR thoughtful OR intriguing. They were right; the ending is bittersweet--bitter that it was so disappointing and sweet that we don't have to suffer through any more of it.
I'm ok with varys scheming against danyrys... I'm not ok with what the writers did with that idea though.
I'm ok with dany turning into the mad queen... I'm not ok with how the writers reached that realization.
lol
I find it amazing how Jon is on the side commiting war crime. My only issue is they could have added more episodes.. say 6 for night king, 7 for conclusion. T.T
Daenerys' change was part of D&D's audition for Star Wars. They wanted to prove that they could write something that was authentic and convincing as Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader: a moment of what looks like bowel discomfort and then a fundamental switch to EVIL!
@@dlxmarks 😂 that's almost as good as bricarys in a different kind of way. laughing out loud you all are killing me. Aaahhhaaaaaahhhhhaaa
GRRM wanted Dany to be the mad queen and it's his story. So it doesn't matter what you are okay with.
Even Alt Shift X can't explain what happened in the last episode.
That shit made WESTWORLD look like brilliant.
He did though
Plot twist: Daario Naharis crosses over the narrow sea and becomes king in the finale. It’s good because it’s unexpected right...?
kinggurd Behold my sarcastic eye roll 🙄 in concurrence with your facetiousness.
Yes, until the new Death Star destroys the whole planet
That would honestly probably be better than the actual ending..........whatever that shit will turn out to be.
Dany probably like "Yoo.. Daario, let's trade. You got Westeros, i'll get Mareen..."
It’s actually bran
"Psst hey kid, wanna commit treason?" - Varys, 2019
"Master of whisperers."
Like some dude in an orange jumpsuit in a park with a clown wig offering drugs to passer-bys - LOL
Do you want to buy some deathsticks?
ruclips.net/video/6tXsO35TQ-0/видео.html
psst kid, wanna unsub now that the show is finished?
HBO BEGGED Dan and Dave not to end the show yet. it is painfully obvious that there was a lot more story to tell and yet Dan and Dave chose their egos, future projects and star wars over giving us a satisfying finale
I read that Star Wars bit, but was it actually true though? Did they really bounce just so they could start working on Star Wars?
Disney might need to reconsider cuz star wars was already put on hold due to fainting intrest. Put these to clowns in there and nobody will watch.
Honestly the time difference between them getting the starwars project and the when the announced the final episode was around the 2 year mark. I'm not defending DnD because I am not pleased with their desicion to leave the project. However it was not because of their attachment to their starwars project.
@@DaBlackBandit HBO still wanted to give them more show but they got tired of telling the story so instead of letting someone else finish what they were too lazy to do they crapped this out with little to no thought and ran away with their huge paycheck. Cunts.
HBO stand regarding more episodes has nothing to do with how much story there is or not. They simply want to keep their cash cow. Which is why they produce a spin-off series.
“Why is Varys so sure Jon would be a good leader”
Shitty writing
Jon is loved by many people and has the ability to unite people from different tribes under his banner. He has already proven to be a better leader than Danny. Danny only unites people by threatening them with dragons. Without the dragons, she is nothing.
Eric Staples I take it you didn’t remotely pay attention to Dany in season’s 2-6? Did you even pay attention to this video where he pointed out all of the good that she did? Eat shit.
@@ryanthomas3361 Every good leadership decision Dany ever made was at the behest of her councilmen and pretty much the opposite of what she wanted to do, if left to her own decisions she'd have been a corpse in the desert by season 3. Did you even pay attention to the video? gargle testicles.
@@ericstaples7220 lol jon got killed by his own men. real good leader there XD
@@ryanthomas3361 But Daenerys DIDN'T learn to rule. About the only worthwhile decisions she made was appointing the capable advisers that basically fell into her lap. They constantly have to convince her not to make terrible decisions (how many times have they had to stop her from going nuts with her dragons?) and when she finally has to fend for herself (because she only has Tyrion left and she doesn't trust him) she immediately goes nuts with her dragons. She STILL doesn't have any real experience with politics or diplomacy - her tendency in both is to just demand whatever she wants and threaten people with her dragons if she doesn't immediately get it.
Thank you for the airhorns when introducing Cleganebowl
I half-expected some WWE music lol
Fan service bullshit
Adam
come on now, I think everyone was happy/eager asf when he said “hello big brother”
*tasteful airhorns
In the books, the hound had a little sister and the mountain killed her. Yes, he hates his brother for burning his face but the fact that the mountain killed his innocent little sister is the main reason why he wants revenge. This is why it makes sense that the hound wants to protect Sansa and Arya. The show doesn't mention this at all and it's a shame as it would literally be two lines of dialogue.
I was wondering why he took such pains to protect the Stark girls.
But the mountain is not "already dead". If he was already dead as you say, why would be disobey orders? Surely something of the old mountain survived inside that zombie, he wants to fight Sandor.
We were also never told, that he is dead. We were told, that the mountain is slowly and painfully dieing from poison and got a shot, where he is beliebed to be dead for a couple of secs until he moves.
When did the Mountain ever show any interest in the Hound?
@@davidwilson6577 The exact moment he attacked the Hound in spite being ordered not to. Ever since his debut the zombie Mountain has had no personal motivations other than to do Cersie's bidding.
@The Law the show is not the books, can we stop pretending it is to be angry at it?
@@zerohasbeendividedwormy meat and stale bread looks worse when you're sitting next to a splendid feast
I can totally see a plot line in the books where Dany finally does come to Westeros, realizes that her "training" in Essos, as useful as it was, delayed her too long, and her ship as the ruler of her homeland has sailed. And then, after failing to earn any allies, after losing some of her people/dragons in a futile effort to reclaim her kingdom, she burns a city out of rage and commits to the path of blood to get what she wants. I can see that happening, and I would be okay with that. What we got in the show was ridiculous and enraging.
Years later but...EXACTLY!
@@FantasticMrMac are you watching these videos because of house of dragon? That show sparked a new intrest in the GOT world haha
Yes except Griff will rule King's Landing instead of Cersei
tbh i would have it be the same basic story structure, except for Rhaegal's death. Rhaegal is shot down during the attack on KL, and when Daenerys hears the people of the city cheering her son's death, she chooses that moment to utterly snap. There is no surrender by the city beforehand. in fact when Dany snaps, Cersei's just gained an upper hand.
I’m loving these new mildly snarky reviews more than the show now!
The show is at an all time high in terms of production/cinematography/acting but all time low in writing.
I have no doubt that the Mad Queen plot is what GRRM will do as well and I absolutely love it (this was my favorite episode this season mind you), but how they did it in the show.. I don’t know, it was way too fast. And don’t get me started on the Jon/Dany relationship, I don’t buy for a second that they’re supposed to be “in love”. That plot was shoed in sooo quick too.
Stay ungrateful you toxic prick.
Too bad that production/cinematography/acting does not matter one single bit if the writing is horrendous.
lol
@@dawn-blade lol,whos toxic?
"Stay ungrateful you toxic prick" It's amazing how delusional the people who complain about other people complaining are 😓
Varys, the smartest man in Westeros, commits high treason in plain sight of Daenerys... sick writing
he rolled the dice for the people.... he failed...
Yes that was just stupid
he's still smartest, turns out he was the mountain in disguise all along, he fooled everyone
Yeah i definitely had a problem with this. The spider that works from the shadows, literally walks up to Jon out in the open.." HEY.. YOU NEED TO DISOBEY AND TAKE THE THRONE"
*Varys kind of forgot that he's intelligent*
No one bother just asking Arya: Hey you mind assassinating Cersei so we don't have to attack Kings Landing?!!?!?!?!?!
It's not like they had an expert at smuggling things/people into kings landing or anything *coughs at davos*
@@kris9145 Man it would have been great if there was some bald eunuch who knew all the secret passages in the castle to sneak an assassin in so they could take the Throne peacefully.
Nobody except sansa and bran know about Arya being faceless assassin.
But every GoT white knight will say differently and opt for shit writing a nice spectacle lmao.
@@taekwoncrawfish9418 Except for the fact that everyone in the show at some point or another mentions that Arya was the one to kill the Night fucking King? If you're capable of killing a figurative god of death and ice, you can sneak into a castle and kill some human queen. It's not a far reach, it's just shitty writing for subversion and spectacle......soooo yeah.
Bran Stark, Knows everything /does nothing.
Jon Snow, Knows nothing / Does everything
Arjun. Vs. non of the Starks deserve the throne.
More like Jon Snow, Knows nothing / Does nothing If we go by this season so far
Best comment!
Jon hasn't really done much lately
Spot on
"Just give me something for the pain and let me die."
Long live king Bobby
the WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE is pregnant
Gods he was strong then
Gods the plot was strong then
That's the series speaking at this stage. What a mess of a final season.
"I expect nothing, and I'm still let down."
Rodrigo Vieira D&D are masters at subverting your every expectation!
Correction: We expected a LOT but were let down.
If you expected nothing then you weren't a fan
@@SurvivingAnotherDay I didn't expect shit this season and I consider myself a fan of the series, but the last seasons were just not good
Don't give your hopes up yet. One or more of these GoT spin-offs could land in the hands of Rian Johnson.
I don't understand why Arya didn't just teleport behind Cersei and Danny and oneshot them with a quick "nothing personal queen"
A 360 no scope
@@sobrev1viente If they have her kill Dany it will just cement how bad they are writing fan service instead of a story. Sadly we could end up with Tyrion as King
She got a big nerf in the last episode.
@@andromedach tyrion would be like the best option mate
@@andromedach eh, not gonna spoil it for you but season 8 has been leaked for a while now, majority already knows who ends up on the throne and... Just prepare to be disappointed.
The '[tasteful airhorns]' in closed captioning made my day 😂
With this season actually we understand that Ned Stark was the smartest person of Westeros dying in the earliest season...
Although seeing Ned put down the Night King, lowering the shades and saying “Winter hus inded” would be nice.
"As if I'd trade my honour for a few more years of- of what?"
@@MrMattaiusify Few years of subverting expectations
Lol
Tyrion snitches on Varys for betraying Dany, but he proceeds to betray Dany by freeing Jaime?!
To be fair there is a slight difference of "trying to poison and/or dethrone my queen" vs "saving my brother to try and get my enemy to surrender and make my queen look really peaceful and awesome". Now its still betrayal, but certainly not of the same caliber
Varis wanted to kill Dany. Tyrion was not willing to let that happen.
And Tyrion didn't betray Dany by sending Jamie to remove Cersei from the throne by fleeing to Essos.
Jamie is utterly irrelevant to the coming battle. But if he flees the city with Cersei then the city will surrender quickly and Dany gets to be queen without much slaughter. He was doing his job efficiently making her queen and protecting her subjects from needless death.
He didn't know that she switched strategies to fear instead of love and adoration. She didn't bother to tell him the new plan. He would anyway just have tried to talk her out of it - just as he tried for 2 seasons already. Danys plan is always "let's drop the nukes" and his answer is always "let's try less drastic options first"..
Bad writing keeps being bad
Subverting expectations!
@@williamcurtis2145: if he wanted it to end peacefully he could have told dany about the passageway. they would sneak in, kill cercei...peace
“There are lots of good GoT channels”
But this is the best one
Alejandro Zamora It is known!
Just check the subs... lul
This is the best Normie GoT channel.
Best for originality and depth of analysis is Preston, hands down. He has a lot of tinfoil, but he always maintains that it is personal ideas and not absolute fact.
IdeasOfIceAndFire... plus great Dune content
Your videos were more enjoyable to watch than Season 8.
truly lol, I'm excited for the finale explained video more than i was the finale itself, even thought how great and funny it will be while watching the finale lol
The only thing that kept me watching season 7 and 8 were the recap and and analysis videos haha
That airhorn at clegane bowl.. bittersweet... since its the last :(
Three bowls out of ten.
The entire population of King's Landing: "I surrender. I SURRENDER!"
Dany: "And I accept your surrender..."
*Dracarysys entire city*
Dany: "Let's head back. My nephew must be lonely."
And I accept your surrender...with fire!
"So nephew... you see what happens when I am feeling a bit "mad" *laughs nervously* how about treating Auntie Dany to one of your fabulous "Lords Kisses" and don't stop til I say...."
@@EverNumb That's my kink.
The lesson to learn from all of this is that you should never leave your woman unsatisfied, all that Cersei and Dany had was sexual frustration.
Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror.
GoT Season 8 in a nutshell.
Wow You're a Genius
Huh, that's kinda fucked up
Darth Tater U the. Genius
They ring for the start of battle, they ring for surrender... terrible system!
I'm not sure why I'm watching these videos.
Don't get me wrong, you're the best and highest quality GoT RUclipsr, but these episodes don't serve you justice.
All these episode are self explanatory, there's nothing in these episodes that I already couldn't understand.
And that's the problem.
Before there was so much depth in each episode, that even if I understood most of it, I still watched your videos because they're fun and I might miss something.
During S8E3,E4 and E5, all I have ever done is watch you talk about things that I know word for word already and I'm more eager to hear your criticism rather than your explanation..
I personally like explanation over criticism. Why? Because an explanations will let you decide your opinion while criticism will only brain wash your thoughts and follow along. Not all the episodes are self explanatory, there's a lot of things happening and you can easily miss details, which a recap can fix.
@@power_SERG
Its easy to notice that the writers stopped doing these little hidden meaning easter eggs because almost ALL of the less important storylines were deleted and never heard off again.
What's the point of looking for clues in a season that never had any intention of planting any clues.
Only real deep dive here is the Northmen having the tradition of dying in battle before winter, and them potentially going hog wild because they hadn't planned on going back home. Something I'd never give D&D credit for giving a shout out to.
if you pay attention, there's plenty of criticism in this video
@@jpkissel86
Yes and that's what I meant.
This season, even if it had hidden clues, it didn't intentionally place them there.
At this point if Bronn becomes King and the last shot is him making out with Davos that be more satisfying than what we've got this season.
James S He’ll drift into the throne room with Davos in his lap.
There's no nuance to the dialog or writing anymore, every quote is hardly more than seven words long and it's so plain. No subtext or cleverness at all.
That's actually my biggest problem with the newer seasons. It started showing in Season 7 where most of the dialogue just referenced previous dialogue the characters had. And in Season 8...its mainly that.
Yeah, all the lines are just repeats of the previous season lines
Yeah
That's an analogue for Dan and Dave let's face it
everyone's a critic :/
No matter how good you are you will never be able to really explain that episode!
word
No joke will ever top the best one: ungrateful toxic viewers who supported the show for years but turn their backs when it needs them most.
@@dawn-blade You ok there?
@@dawn-blade "when it needs them the most". What the fuck are you talking about? D&D are the only guys who like the show and they're making bank
you must be an idiot if you never throught she wouldn't do this after what she lost and felt betrayed . Her obsession with power , burning shit, and talking about burning cities and ruling has been spoonfed all past seasons.
Alt Shift is so shook by the terrible final he refuses to make an analysis
WHEN YOU REALIZED jOHN COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS IF HE JUST LAID SOME PIPE
this was one of the stupidest blunders of this episode, all the characters became so dull, there was literally no valid reason for him to not lay some pipe in that moment.
@Griever i don't think i would be in the mood either if i knew that she was my aunt und murdered my best friends family.
Seriously
A deep dicking would have released some dopamine and made her feel better
A calm shafting would’ve sufficed
Most of Westeros' problems can be solved with giving out some "D"...
Aegon Targarean season 8 line
1 she's muh qween
2 I dun wun it
John von Shepard and "he SAR it"
Line 3: *Screams at dragons
They forgot Rhaegar already had a son called Aegon before even hooking up with that Stark chick.
duh ded are cowmin
Fall back!
I’m still not over Bran’s stupid plot line. I keep waiting for an explanation or even a twist but his plot line is just stupid I guess, nothing more to it.
rannierunsfast oh boy are you in for it
Weiss and Bennioff rewrote they story arcs...poorly
Bran knew this would happen but refused to interfere, theres still pieces of his story to come
Oh hunny... Please add to this comment after tomorrow’s episode.
@@JJandoONER Bran can't see into the future. Just the past and the present.
This episode would have been more believable if Daenerys had destroyed the red keep and accidentally set of the wild fire.
What I like about Season 8:
1. Alt Shift X videos after each episode
2. Comments on the video
3. Tweets
4. Memes
Yeah! I just don't do the step 3 cus i don't like Twitter, but that's about right 😂
Facts
Arya: My life is this revenge, I will fulfill this list or die trying
Hound: a
Arya: Ok, revenge is bad, let's go home.
Yeah, Sandor, I kinda already genocided the Freys and baked some of them into pies. The humanity train is already gone for me.
but first let me have a 20 min scene with me running thru rubble and stuff, because we got 40 more minutes of episode to fill and Dany was a bit too quick in her win
She didn't go back because revenge is bad, but because she understood that it was pointless to sacrifice her life just to kill someone who was about to die anyway. In fact, she didn't even knew for sure that Cersei was still alive at that moment.
I have the feeling D&D rushed the ending of GoT just to get to that sweet sweet Disney Star Wars Trilogy deal.
I wonder a little what fresh horrors D&D have stored up for the last GoT ep, but much more interested to see if the uproar over GoT gets D&D fired by Disney. It's not like they never fire people in the middle of writing and/or directing a Star Wars flick.
@@paulperkins1615 These latest seasons of GoT, plus the fact that Daniel Benioff was the writer of 'X-Men Origins:Wolverine' and that D.B Weiss doesn't have any writing expirience outside of GoT - makes me feel certain that the next trilogy of Star Wars is going to be a dissapointment. Again.
I’m excited for them to go full tilt and destroy every science fiction thing I love :)
Saying they rush the season is being generous. They have no idea how to write the show now without the source material from GRRM. So they didn't want to look incompetent and so they snuck out the backdoor on their way to the StarWars gig. But they "kinda forgot" GRRM told them the ending to the series a long time ago.
@@bendzor This. After this don't support any of what these egotistical fake fucks come out with.
Alt Shift X was so devastated at the ridiculous ending after 8 seasons, he said SCREW THIS GARBAGE and just disappeared lol
I thought the Red Wedding was horrific. But seeing everybody in Westeros having severe dementia after the show caught up to the books is actually traumatic.
No it wasnt
@@MasterChief806 ok
It's like someone replaced all the people you love with imposters. They look and talk the same..but something is off..
Northerners: “honor honor respect honor”
Also Northerners: LeTs gEt RaPeY!!
They wanted them southern belles
cogitoergo brienne killed 3 stark men. Not just other Northman from another house like the one Jon killed but stark soldiers directly from garrison at winterfell. Brienne killed them after they found bodies of woman they raped and killed.
The northerners have always done awful shit during war. Jaime and Brienne witness their war crimes during the war of the 5 kings. But i agree that for the show it has been way too many seasons to revisit that idea and it seems like it came out of nowhere. However, the northerners have never been the "good guys". ASOIAF has always been way more complex than that kind of black and white
boltons are also northerners. Northerners were never that great. Starks were but not most northners
You got one too many p’s in that there Rapey
It’s cute that you are still breaking these down like they are connected at all to the source material...
They're still telling the same story. The books will just be more fleshed out.
The videos haven't been the same since season 5
now he mostly just describes what happens in the episodes
@@RogerNbr yup, without George's involvement the show has strayed into the territory of a regular TV show. We love games of thrones because the characters had consequences for their mistakes, deadly consequences. Now the cast is impervious, and dont even get started about the the nonsensical choices the characters are making. It's sad, it was the best TV show ever made, and it got turned into sitcom.
Is Altshiftx okay? He hasn't posted a new video...
I think he may hav passed away he will always be remembered.
And now his watch has ended.
Don't worry, the last times he always took a little longer to finish the season's finale, since he's not rushed by the next episode coming up.
Umm do you see the quality of his vids? He said fuuk the show lmao and i dont blame him. I hope he posts something tho
He did, what are all these comments talking about
“We kind of forgot about eight seasons of character development.” - D&D
They didn’t really say that did they?
a bradley
the original quote was “Dany kind of forgot about the Iron Fleet”
@@Thwump "and euron's forces"
"We kind of forgot about eight seasons of character development" - The fans
Daenerys has compassion, but she's also been consistently characterised as vengeful and impulsive, while she's not attacked innocent people before, she's been on the knife-edge of doing so multiple times she has threatened to burn multiple cities to the ground on multiple occasions, not doing so due to either good advice (Tyrion prevented her from "returning the cities of Slaver's Bay to the dirt" or lack of means, (Qarth, when her dragons were infants)
the threat of burning a city to the ground IMPLICITLY shows that Daenerys sometimes has trouble compartmentalising her enemies.
and now, in her weakest mental point of the show she gave into to the worst traits that had been established as every bit as much a part of her character as the compassion and saviour tendencies.
sorry guys, I know your hateboners for Season 8 are at full mast, but this one makes perfect sense.
@Ciaran Smith how much are you being paid by HBO?
My already low expectations werent low enough.
Yet you watched both the show and the 20 minute review.
CrazyProf They were subverted
But were they subverted?
~~Wait for the finale~~
"Alt shift X , you'r a good man , thank you "😢😢😢
Out of all these unfortunate plot choices, the Scorpion thing bothers me the most.
Not a plot hole. The scorpions turn way too slowly. Danny realized she could destroy them by attacking them from the rear or side. It's a simple strategy. One often used by anyone who has ever played a video game.
That's such a decisive call to make. I don't even know how to rank my disappointments. There are just so many.
Or how about when they were all standing in front of King's Landing, dragon chilling in the background, with alllll those manned scorpions and loaded crossbows before Missandei got rekt? They could have taken out Drogon, Daenerys, and Jon Snow in seconds lol
not the glorious golden company?
@@jonathan70329 They had to chose between elephants and a CGI polar bear, what was the point of that Golden company is still unknown, as much as we still don;t know what the polar bear was there for. But for me it was Snow falling in a frozen lake then horse riding for miles all wet in minus 40, in real life you freeze like a fish stick in seconds...
Cheapest way to implement fire into the Cleganebowl. You're telling me fire was the cause of their deaths? Not gravity? lol
Just have gravity do it and have Gregor go splat.
Zombie Gregor could have survived the fall
So you have no issue with dagger in the face of the mountain?
hey maybe.. Gregor got his organs run through AND his brain so we don't know about a fall but he'd probably be stuffed without Qyburn to patch him up, get some new internal organs from an unwilling donor etc
The Mountain survived a dagger through the skull, he could survive that fall through the fire no problem. They Phasma'd those characters.
I will say it like this: It would be better if she went to the red keep burned it down and that caused a wild fire chain reaction that her father the mad king had set up.
She wouldn't be dragon hitler instead her one moment of weakness and grief causing untold destruction despite her better intentions.
i feel sad every time I read an alternate ending from some random person in the Internet because so far every one of them has been a lot better than the one we got
This would have been much better within the context of the show, yes. I still prefer Dany actually going mad queen though, sadly they rushed/forced it in the end. So dissapointing.
I suspect this is going to be more or less what happens - with the added caveat that it will be Aegon VI and Jon Connington who hold King's Landing in the books.
Night king wasn't evil, he was just trying to build a world he believed in..
That is not a contradiction in the slightest. Every person on the moral spectrum sees themself as the righteous hero.
@@Terker2 it was just a joke but I completely agree with you.
Exactly like Hitler and many other guys before him / like him, which means that this is a form of evil.
Just like Thanos.
Lupin823 Yeah Just Like Me
-what do we say to the s08e06 review?
-not today.
"Empty Nihilism" perfectly sums up the show.
Thank you for pointing out the glaring contradictions. Especially how Dany handled Discount Jack Sparrow’s fleet of 100 versus a mere 11 ships. She snaps now, instead of when Rhaegal got killed right in front of her? Makes ZERO sense. 🤔 🤷🏻♀️
He missed talking about how the Dothraki clones themselves!
To play devils advocate, the 11 were pointed at her and ambushed her (somehow). Against the hundred, Danny ambushed them, they were unprepared, and pointing in random directions. Now I feel dirty for defending D&D, gonna go have a shower.
The big difference is that this time she was coming down with the sun behind her so they had a harder time seeing her
@@SaqlainRattansi they got a respawn
David Argy Yeah, I got that. But I still think it’s crazy that she did nothing to retaliate last time. I know she was probably in shock but I don’t understand why she didn’t turn around and get them from behind. They can’t turn those scorpions around that fast.
*"I think we kind of forgot to keep up the consistency of the plot because we know fans will continue to watch it and we can continue to make bank"*
AND HOW. This episode is the most watched of the ENTIRE SERIES.
Which tells HBO ONE THING: If you want fans to watch, FUCK WITH THEM. HARD. THEY'RE SADISTS.
@@HolyknightVader999 that makes no sense. Like why would you watch this episode without first watching all the others? lol
@@Tomn8er No, they watched the others, but the HBO stats say that this episode was the MOST watched. Which means more $$$ for HBO.
Grrm kinda forgot to write the last 2 books
@@sudevsen That's the biggest problem out of all of them.
Dany Season 7: I don't want to be Queen of the Ashes
Dany Season 8: *Burns innocent people because big mean Cersei killed her best friend*
Jon Season 7: There's only one war that matters..The Great War and it is here.
Jon Season 8: *Iron Throne Matters in the End
Jaime Season 3: What would you have done if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and thousands of innocent people. Women, and children..
Jaime Season 8: To be honest, I never really cared for the innocent.
Arya Season 8: We're family, we have to stick to together.
Arya Season 8, 5 mins later: I'm leaving Winterfell and never coming back.
*This whole show is a contradiction of itself*
Jaime and Dany went to a lot after that, people are acting according to their circumstances. Jon still does not care, he is just obeying the promise he made. And about Arya, we still do not know what they talked about exactly and why she made those choices.
Daenarys: I am not here to be queen of ashes
Also Daenarys: lMaO dRaCaRyS
5:02 Tyrion never said he wanted to kill the commonfolk of Kings Landing, he just wanted to poison all the corrupt nobles at the trial.
The commoners were at the trial as well.
Is that in the books? Because I don’t remember any peasants there in the show, that could be my memory though.
I'm glad to have had closed captions on just for "tasteful airhorns."
lmao
_thank you based alt shift x for not blowing our ears out_
I cringed. Cleganebowl was a cringey meme to begin with.
@@dawn-blade
That was the point
Bran: I'm the most useless character!
Scorpions: Hold our bolts!
Rickon
@@rylvox1514 who?
@@dominicdoherty7208 rickon is useless
@@rylvox1514joke discovered, i repeat joke discovered
@@dominicdoherty7208 eh
It's funny how all clever characters in this show went totally dumb, as if Dumb and Dumber warged in their minds
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Yeah and with the iron fleet gone, they could just do that siege plan that they all agreed, literally, 1 episode ago.
@@pedropinho4688 or...like...yknow... Just do literally same thing they did this episode minus burning civilians for no reason thing :D
They really dumbed it down. Spent all their budget on production. If I wanted all flash and no substance... Well I can just go watch a comic book movie.
Both the books and the show have been driven by characters making horrible mistakes and miscalculations, both drastic and planned. Nothing has changed.
Writers: but sir, if we write the show like this, thousands of fans will be angry
D & D: thousands?
You mean _millions_
The Stannis flashbacks tho
Sire... hundreds will die!
....Thousands
They honestly don't care at this point. They know this is the last season and people will still watch it until the end regardless of the quality. In fact, I'm pretty sure one of the lead writers talked about how he thinks there's no such thing as bad press, and the fact that people are talking about Season 8, despite it being 100% negative, is a good thing. I say fuck those lazy hacks. They don't give a shit what anyone thinks...
THE PETITION HAS OVER 1 MILLION SIGNATURES. THEY WANT THEM TO RE- SHOOT SEASON 8
they can only count to twenty tho
Press F to say farewell to Qyburn, most loyal and competent Hand of the King in the show.
Well Tyrion was a great Hand of the King when Martin was writing him.
Jon Arryn?
@@nodinitiative he was never alive in the show
@@InquisitorThomas Hence "in the show," yeah.
DSFARGEG00 Well he was good in season 2.