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Can the judge call the Moor embassy and have them come pick him up?
😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
What a great idea! 💡 🎉😂😂😂😂
Puh-leeze, yes!!!
This man is absolutely correct in everything he has spoken! I have never met him. I absolutely know Real Law Though. BTW people, The 13TH Amendment is not what any of you think it is! The real 13TH Amendment😂 can be found in the Library of Congress and any Law Library which reveals that There is no license to practice Law! The BAR Association is nothing more than a law club and has absolutely nothing to do with law licensing!
We The American People Are The Only Law! Learn Real Law and you will see how stupid this channel's host is! Go On!
REAL Moroccans want nothing to do with these nuts.
This judge is doing the judicial system an injustice by allowing this sovcits to speak without stop.
Most judges , these days , are spineless and are afraid to put these idiots in their place.
I was just thinking that. These idiots need to be shut down immediately. What a waste of court time to allow this garbage
Oh, my gosh... this guy would fill up 5 sovcit bingo cards. He hit everything. 😂😂
😂😂
Wonder how there is a winner in sovcit bingo? Really, does the Bingo judge have an oath of office which states they must say uppercase letters along with the numbers? Do they have jurisdiction over the rec. centers they operate from? If a natural person gets BINGO and breaks their hip after standing up too fast and falling over, is that an act of God or will the moorcit demand the badge numbers and names of gravity?
Dam, I really wanted to make funny sovcit references but sovcits and moors have already inadvertently taken the best material!
He gets points for being thorough.
how funny would it be to prank one of those guys with a fake court that agrees with everything they say
I sense a hidden camera show for Netflix
I’d pay admission to view.
@@MaureenKerr-n9vI’d pay admission, then go home and pay to rewatch on PPV!😂😂
You could call it “You’re Free To Leave!” That could also be the catchphrase and as they walk out, they’re re-arrested by actual police!😂😂😂😂😂
We, the council of superior galactic beings, find that your headgear is da bomb! Case dismissed!
“Your honour, I’ve been telling everyone how the law works… and no one will listen!”
😂😂😂How utterly clueless can you get.
Please tell me more about this "evidentuary hearing" of which you speak, stranger.
Did almost 16 years, and the court had no jurisdiction. Seems to me they had plenty of jurisdiction.
The judge quoting the US Constitution., the Supreme Court, and discovery, proving that this court has jurisdiction.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, Baffle them with BS
Ha ha - great comment Winston.👍👍
This guy is the KING of BS.🤡🤡
Great comment! I’ll remember.
I like that one 😂😂😂
That statement has been around longer than I have. I'm 71 years old.
What the hell is wrong with this judge letting this Mooron babble on and on?
She gave him 34 minutes.....unbelievable
What the H .... iS WRONG Will This J judge ! Did he fall asleep!
I think they checked the judge for a pulse at least once.
She's doing other work. . .
Lalalala, can't hear you. . .
You know he’s sure to win! He’s wearing his magic paint bucket and has a big stack of very important papers😅
Prison life has clearly enabled him to hold his breath while working that jaw incessantly 😂
I remember when guys with hats like that drove tiny cars in parades.
Those dudes are Shriners, whole different group. Much different I think.
@@MattyK73 They raise money to support The Shriner's Hospitals, which help thousands of children every year.
Now they operate tiny minds.
Mike has one car and hat
Those are the Shriners
And despite their silly hats, and the fact the majority of members are in their 60-70s
They are unironically one of the best charities in the United States. Their not curropt like Wounded Warriors or Susan G Koman, where only 5% of donations go to helping victims and the rest lines executives pockets
Shriners are legitimately good people, take only enough money for themselves to continue operating, and specialize in helping children.
I should know, both my & my sisters lives were saved by Shriner donations for a surgery when I was a baby
TLDR - Shriners may look silly, but their amazing people!!!!
She’s totally browsing Amazon and making sure her Instacart arrives after she gets home.
😂😂😂
I have to admit, if there's one thing about SovCits that makes me jealous, it's their ability to go on and on without ever taking a breath.
and the confidence! I wish I had half of that 🤣
The lack of brains means they mean much less oxygen.
That's the technique of ass breathing......
Certain people have developed the muscular ability, much like an earthworm, to draw air in through their butthole at a constant rate. That air, smelling horribly, gets routed through their larynx and mouth as nonsensical verbiage. It is believed that this is the origin of the phrase "talking shit."
As a lawyer I had to deal with many of these sovereign citizens and along with their total ignorance of the law they had one thing in common-a deep emotional need to be the center of attention. Exhibit # 1- this guy. Man does he love to hear himself talk!
This was actually the thought going through my head right as I read your comment - I'm BAFFLED at how this guy is able to talk for SO DAMN LONG, yet say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 😂 Accusing the court/LEOs of treason, demanding "payment" in gold (apparently just for "existing?") Dear Lord... I'm so sorry for you, or ANYONE, having to deal with these people! 🤦♀️ As much as I loved law, I'm now eternally thankful I changed from law to pharmacy!!
So you committed 10 felonies, took the life of people and apparently your rights are violated and you are the victim. Dismiss the case!!! His feelings are hurt!
He did 15 years and he still thinks he is above the law. He's about to do some more time guessing.
No he a moor ..he paid the $999 to reset his identity..Mr bay has no record , no warrants , no insurance no reg no license..except his new National ids that give him "diplomatic immunity " so he should be all set ..all charges dropped and an apology with a bag of silver and gold for bothering this poor guy
Clearly he hasn't learned anything.
I would love a reality show that had Moors appearing on Judge Judy.
One showed up on either JJ or the People’s Court. Possibly both. They were selling their “legal services”. They didn’t get deep in the BS but anyone in the know could pick up on what was going on.
And they lost the case.
Oh yes please😂❤😂
he is citing universal commercial codes which dont pertain to this case lol i had an argument with one of these bozos it was fun i laughed my ass off
Oh yes please!!!!!!
Court reporters are woefully underpaid to deal with this situation.
thankfully, it's a digital record these days
The job is obsolete anyway
Dude, I was thinking that also.
@@MrLamigra1337Not really, it is still a safety net against appeal.
All the court reporter typed was:
MoorCit: Blah, blah, blah. Yap yap yap, blah blah blah [continued to 20:00]
If this guy had studied real law during his 15yr sentence, instead of this nonsense, (in which he apparently put considerable time & effort), he could've found highly rewarding employment by now.
His motormouth reminds me of Charlie Brown checking out when his teacher speaks, “Waaaa, waaaa, waaa,waaa, waaa,waaa,waa,waaah”, 😂lol!!
That poor court reporter! She was the only person who had to actually listen to that guy!
I didn’t even think about her, that poor lady!
Hang on! "Ab initio, pro se, veritas loquitar, and what what that fourth thing? something "delecti?"
It's not often you hear someone use so many words to say absolutely nothing.
😂😂😂
The prosecutor too. He had to listen to 20 minutes of psychotic babbling & defend that they had jurisdiction & and the right to do what they're doing.
The problem is they don't punish these sovereign clowns enough..🤬
Because they can’t. Gimme your email and I’ll send you some knowledge that’ll blow your mind. If all races in america actually embraced each other we would be a other worldly super power
Well, there is a shortage of Circus's currently....
Judge's ARE the problem with the CJS.
At least an extra 10 years.
I vote for a SovCit tax! Can you imagine the howling?
The attorney next to him looks like hed rather be anywhere but where he currently is. 😂😂😂 poor man, he drew the short straw for this case.
I was thinking the same thing. That poor guy. I had no idea how often these sov cits pop up. Idk how people fall for this. Something needs to be done about it. More and more people seem to fall for it and once they do nothing can be done to change their minds. Maybe broadcasting them failing more and more will cause people to laugh at them rather than join.
Is anybody awake ?
Exactly what I was going to say! He's got the look of "can I please just get out of here?"
It appears that the will to live is draining away
for 10 months ive been watching these as you can see by my other comment, why is it that Sovereign Citizens the only ones that "never receive" paperwork lol.
Sov Cits are my new favorite rabbit hole. The insanity is equally astounding and HILARIOUS
The defendant went on and on with a bunch of nonsense while the whole court was silent and let him speak. As soon as the prosecutor says something he disagrees with he interrupts. It's so sad but typical of the rudeness of these
It shows the ignorance, arrogance, and entitlement mentality of these Moorons.
He knows all the numbers of the case laws and loves to quote them ad finiteum, yet I believe he is an argumentative pee brain.
Wow he started talking at 4 minutes and went on until 20:50. It’s amazing how much longer nonsense is than the truth lol
@@timh156 That's a good point.
Of these what?
In UK law, the technical term for this is.. "Taking the piss"
That's the layman's term, the technical technical term is 'permanently absconding with the micturitive essence'
@@PlanetBongoSan 😂😂😂
Having a laf
@@jonnsmusich what? Discriminating against who in this case lmao. Dude strangled someone to death apparently.
@@PlanetBongoSan ITYM "abstraction of egesta"
He's not going to stop, he will need to be stopped. Got to admire the stamina, this guy is a seasoned jailhouse lawyer.
I've never had an issue with the stopping power of .45 ACP.
@@MrLamigra1337 fud lol
@@MrLamigra1337 and it's a rock island lol 😆
Given there’s 10 felony charges (and something tells me he’s guilty as sin), I think he’ll be stopped fairly soon.
@dormiebasne3578why do so many yt ppl seem to like using examples of troubled people to imply it is always justified when police murder black Americans?
I’m impressed! This guy memozied enough of this to speak for ten minutes. Too bad the judge fell asleep and missed it all!!!! He did 15 years! Keep running up against that brick wall, brick wall wins everyone!🤣🤣
According to legend, he continues to quote legal texts in his sleep
at least she had 20 minutes to catch up on work before he stopped talking
she was able to smash out some sudokus for sure haha
I would have taken a nap.
I think he actually argued a great case - for *insanity* 🤣
Judge: "It would appear,sir, that you like long sentences....Thirty Years!"
This comment deserves so much more love than it has thus far received.
Perfect summary of this clown
This man was found guilty and sentenced to 15-25 years in prison. Don’t y’all love a happy ending?
Really and truly? Oh good.
nice! 🙂
How can a court commit treason against a person?
Shriners have competition. All this guy needs is one of those tiny cars to drive, some candy, and a parade to drive in. At least Shriners provide some real services and help communities. The Moor's just use up scarce assets and clog up courts.
Exactly. I imagined him driving to court in a mini car.
My grandfather was a Shriner and did most of his work at the Cincinnati burn unit. He was an amazing man. This mockery is sick tbh.
It’s not driving, it’s TRAVELING!
@@brittanylevinson741I agree. We have an amazing Shriners children's hospital in Dallas. ❤
I often imagine a Judge tunes out of this and starts working on other cases, their grocery list, Spouse To-Do List, Then they'll basically have the Prosecutor bring them up to speed.
LOL, I always assumed that they were doing crosswords.
😂I imagine the judge working out the menu for dinner and figuring out how to rearrange their sock drawer.
Perfect Sudoku time. Or just draw a bunch of dicks
A judge was working on warrants in the middle of testimony during a trial I watched last year. He swore he was still paying attention tho
@@dbergerac9632😂
I appreciate the attempt to speak like a lawyer, however, I think it destroys his credibility when he says "You know what I'm sayin?", "And I axe the court...", and mispronouncing words like "atrocious" and "coercion".
Reminds me of Oswald Bates from In Living Color.
Most of them seem to have a problem with "coercion", not to mention "statute" and "affidavit".
"That my birthday, you trying to bring me in on my birthday', what a baby.
Do you think when he’s preparing the 35 minute diatribe of legal diarrhea; he thinks to himself “yes, this is going to totally work”?
Mike and I said it at the same time: " everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."
Best closing argument ever! I love that movie!
So lemme get this straight...this guy:
-lives in the US but is not a US citizen
-claims to be a citizen of Morocco even though he doesn't live there
-thinks he needs to sign a contract for the state to be able to enforce laws against him
-doesn't need to sign a contract to enjoy the protections of the US (where he's supposedly not a citizen) Constitution
Riiiiiiggggghhhhhttttt
And all as american as apple pie!
THIS is EXACTLY what I’m sayin!!! If ANY American goes to another country & they say jaywalk, they are going to have to pay whatever fees, they are not protected under that country’s constitution or whatever but they are expected to follow the laws regardless of where they’re from.
Morocco wouldn't want him or any of the other so-called "Moorish Americans."
"-claims to be a citizen of Morocco even though he doesn't live there" Dime to a dollar he couldn't point to it on a map, either.
@@Ibis117He doesn’t even understand what a “Moor” is, never mind where Morocco might be. Citizens of Morocco are Moroccan, not “Moor”. “Moor” is not the designation for the citizens of any nation state, it’s a largely useless term which has been applied to specific ethnic groups going back to antiquity, anything from Muslims to Arabs to dark skinned to simply non-Christian and in counties across the globe from the Philippines to Europe to the Middle East and Africa. How it got all tied up with this SovCit nonsense is anybody’s guess.
Judges need to halt this crap immediately when it starts. As a taxpayer, I find it highly unreasonable that our highly over-burdened judicial system is being further delayed by these types of antics. You hear everyday how long people are sitting "without indictment" for instance because the system is so back-logged. This crap is just exacerbating the issue.
It may drag things out, but it also dismisses chances for appeal on grounds of not having a fair hearing.
You are so right on this. Our courts are becoming a joke. Actually, have become a joke.
Agree. I strongly feel like anyone claiming SovCit in a legal situation should be given a ticket for a special infraction of trying to circumvent the law through false pretenses.
we need a sov cit off branch of the court system and let the effects etc of person ( name here) battle it out lol
Judge Cedric Simpson has it right. When SovCits fail to behave in court, he holds them in contempt and gives them 30 days. If they continue to argue, they get another 30 days.
It's almost like they're intentionally committing crimes to get in front of judges to school them. 😂😂🤦🏼♀️
Such a waste of tax dollars and precious resources. Clearly this is why this judge works for the government and why the government runs in a deficit.
All people are under a Salary or fixed work week pay scale, more cases don't cost any more
When I pay federal taxes, I believe they still go to pay government employees pay along with bunch of other federal uses.
Imagine if he'd put all that time and effort into maybe becoming an actual lawyer?
Let's all donate $6.99 to build a city for the Sovereigns,!!
Quality is what caused Chrysler's bankruptcy. Dealers complained they had to finish assembly before they could sell new cars.
or a decent human being
Could you imagine being in court, which is bad enough, and being stuck in the queue behind one of these idiots?
"I'm a Sovereign (meaning I'm not a citizen of the USA) but I want all these rights, laws and statutes that benefit me to apply to me!"
Dummy! You can't have it both ways!
The USA does not issue rights to human beings we are all born with rights equally.
Do sovereign citizens truly believe the judge is simply going to say, "well hell, you're right... we don't have jurisdiction or authority over you.... do whatever you want, whenever you want?" 😂 Good grief, he plays the race card here as well lol.
There is only one victim in this case, and it’s the court reporter.
DimWit the SovCit Moor: "I think I'm smart! I've memorized some stuff and I can quote it for a long time! Everyone trembles at my intelligence! My magical incantations will fold reality into granting my wishes!! I can go on and on! The Energizer Rabbit's got nothing on me!"
Everyone else is either laughing or falling asleep in boredom.
I am totally amazed at how everyone in the courtroom is so Calm .Id have to bite my face to avoid laughing so Hard
We had a chap in England who wore a fez, he made a good living as a comedian. Enough said.
25:12 he’s furiously deleting emails 😂
I love the part when he rebutts about the emails......did you check your spam folder? lol
Can I sit down judge while I ramble about how I am not under constitutional law but I am a United States citizen
If this dude had put that much time and effort into practicing actual law, i think he could've gone somewhere as an actual lawyer. Guy knows a lot of stuff...its just unfortunate that it isnt real stuff..
Hey judge wake up and stop this spewing nonsense
For every defendant they need to give a paper with: 1) The law that proves jurisdiction & the right to prosecute 2) If you don't acknowledge your name you're a no-show and automatically rulled against 3) Yoi can't apoear for yourself 4) They acknowledge your a living man because they dont hold court for dead people
*you’re
@ferretyluv 🤦♀️ My pet peeve, yet I did it.
I could try to blame autocorrect, but we would both know that I was lying 😂
I think these sovereign people, love to hear themselves speak 😂
"This society is clearly the Matrix. I rest my case!"🤣
I think we live in Asgard, not the Matrix, personally.
😂@@lokisdottir4293
I know that i am not a lawyer, but i like to consider myself a reasonably intelligent person. However; I can't make heads nor tails of what he's saying. This is beyond word salad. Good gawd almighty!
As Vicki Lawrence says of Tim Conway in that famous "Mama's Family" clip, "is that little sh*t through yet?"
Is anybody really Listening to this dude? Everybody looks like they falling asleep. We're tired of listening to you talk in circles. Everyone's playing video games on their phone😮😮😮
Not sure why this judge entertained this fool for so long.
Sounds like he keeps repeating himself.
Annoying as heck.
@@TheOnlyMalissa Are you serious? You actually listened to him? I started trying to pull my own head off to avoid listening after about 5 minutes.
@@kjmcnicol haha I guess I love to punish myself.
I so wish they can have bubbles of what the prosecutor and the judge are thinking right now?
I have a feeling that it would blurred out per RUclips policy.
That judge tuned out in 2 minutes, along with the rest of us!😂😊
She should have brought her knitting.
I think he would have been more effective if he spent 20 minutes spinning the tassel on his hat in circles instead of speaking.
Everybody loves tassels, can't go wrong.
This guy has 🅾️ life, he purposely gets in to these situations bc no one can stand him. Must be miserable
Any judge that can patiently listen to these idiots is a saint in my book. I’d have turned the gavel on myself by now if I had to do it!
If I were a judge I would incessantly ask -what does special appearance mean exactly--and ask for explanation for all the Sov sChit lingo.
@@cty9205 OR after he's done speaking, say you didn't understand any of it and ask him to repeat it.
@@Namath1000 love that and --ask for his credentials too, they always want court credentials and then tell him oh I see--you do not have jurisdiction here.
😂😂😂
I don't know how they sit through this either. I never understood why they all ask for the licence of all the lawyers and judges when that's all public record. These people all just waste time. It's just cringe. I wouldn't make it as a judge and I definitely couldn't be a stenographer, having to type all these made up words plus the words used out if context AND ESPECIALLY the words that these people can never pronounce and they are using wrong 🤦🏾♂️ SMH
I Would lose it.
The court staff all deserve a special place in heaven.
Threat, di-ress, and coh-hersion. The fact that they have completely standardized the mispronunciation of that unique phrase is so bizarre.
They all learned it from the same dozen or so online personalities.
Don’t forget “Affa-David” whoever he is.
@@lokisdottir4293 😂😂😂
I love (not in a good way) the fact these people hate the law but relay on law. Hopefully you get what I’m say 😂😂
How do these people retain all the stuff and then spout it out like it's normal conversation. Is this what these idiots do with their lives. To spout out these case laws, I don't think even the lawyers or judges know all this stuff.
Same sob claimed not being a citizen but claimed all the protections of the constitution-can’t have it both ways genius.
Ah, yes. The tried and true sov cit tactic of "talk them to death." You don't have to make sense, you don't even have to be remotely factual, just bombard them with nonstop talking. It's a common tactic when they get pulled over by the police, too; don't let anyone get a word in, just overwhelm them with nonsense.
When can the judge put an end to this nonsense?
I, King Jaffy Joffer of Za-Moon-Da declare that Moor is cray cray! If you cant blind them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!
this man is insane and i feel sorry for any judge that has to deal with his frivolous "arguments"- treason-really dude?
I got one of those toys when I was 7. It was called a Talking GI Joe Adventure Commander. The only difference was mine DID NOT PULL IT'S OWN STRING!!
I understand we have to protect each individual's rights, but there has to be a way to make it so the tactic of stringing everything along forever doesn't work and these folks can't clog up the courts.
Make them pay for every minute of wasted breath.
This court loves this dumb argument. The prosecutor and the judge acted like it was the signed license that meant he agreed to laws, not the jurisdiction based on location.
They made it sound like if he hadn't ever had one, his argument would work.
It's lazy courts that caused this movement. If they just met his stupidity with clarity, it would end.
How hard is it to just tell someone they're wrong? Tell them laws apply to everyone? Too hard?
They're being very careful to not provide any basis for an appeal.
They should have a lawyer they give their argument too and the lawyer comes in and says the argument in proper legal terms to the judge! It’s quicker and clear and things will run a lot smoother 😂
he claims he's not a citizen, so what rights?
"It was every bit as horrible as I thought it would be, and then some." - Michael Gravlin (perfectly stated & summarized)
Pro Tip: Never tell a judge that something is clear... SHOW them. Telling a judge that something is "clear" only goes to show that you can't support a single thing you are saying.
True! Darrell Brooks did this a ton
Law school erased the word “clearly” from my writing. 😂
@@patriciasnyder6318 “obviously” is another one that is thrown around a ton by pro se defendants.
Or sorry, pro per, because they always differentiate between the two despite them being synonymous 😂
@mattbuh3975 If it were obvious, we wouldn’t be here in court because we would agree. 🤣
Spot on. Nothing is ever “clear” or “obvious”, which is why the courts exist.
"The law is clear judge" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 "No-one listens to me they just ignore me" to the judge that is ignoring him. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does the judge listen to this nonsense this man is in out of court like a revolving door ..It is beyond ridiculous….….
He is facing some serious charges....he is going to need more than a fez to help him out. Another graduate of the Darrell Brooks School of Law.
Darrell Brooks School of Lawful Law
Yes, that’s it!!!!
No one has ever failed/lost a trial wearing a fez, official!
@@br3bid10 Of course, how silly of me.
😂😂😂😂😂 I love it!!
I’m impressed he has been able to talk non stop now for 12 minutes
With jibberish...it's easy!!
He didn't even have to axe a question.
Yeh. Imagine having to memorize all that bs.
I so would like to hear a judge tell a sov cit that he should contact his embassy. If there is an injustice, their diplomat will contact our State Dept and perhaps the President will intercede and talk to the Governor about this case. Meanwhile, even if defendant is a Martian, jurisdiction is with the court.
I’d like to see them flown out of the country and dropped in whatever country they choose. It would be cheaper than keeping them in jail.
I’ve only heard a cop do that once. It shut them up quick and it was glorious. “Tell us what country you’re from so we can call your consulate.”
Some high court needs to make it understood that Moor Law, does NOT override Sate or Federal Law.
“Your verbiage has already been ruled unlawful, do you have a complaint relating to the charge that is in front of this court at this time”? HELP !! Waisting law enforcement and court time should be against the law. Charge them for treason.
Treason - is the crime of attacking a state authority to which one owes allegiance.
He did say 'briefly', didn't he? When he's back in prison I hope no-one seek him out for information on the law.
I feel sorry for the court reporter having to transcribe all this nonsense
Obviously 99% of what he said is ridiculous but I will give him a bonus point for the (mostly) correct usage of “tacit agreement” 😂 Love the show Mike!
I missed that part. Did he pronounce it "tack-it" like Darrell Brooks did?
Has he said anything relevant to his case?
Does this guy realize no one is listening to him…..everyone except the poor court reporter tuned him out after the first word…..
I think there must be a CD where these guys listened to it every night. I just can't understand how they can just string all these legal jargon/lingo into the longest run on sentence ever.
The word salad was amazing. "Names, addresses, bond numbers. Subpoena everyone................" So much BS in one place
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Wouldn't it be hilarious if both prosecution and judge put on admiralty hats of and perform a courtmarshal. Out stupid the stupid.
It’s simply amazing how many assertions come out of his mouth with literally zero backup for it.
Everything that came out of his mouth, came straight off the Internet. What can go wrong?
Sov cits all around the world probably think this is a legendary speech and show there kids this.
Since when you are allowed to wear headgear in court? His ice bucket is too small for his bucket head. Get him a wider brim so it can set on his useless ears.
I love hearing the shredder in the background while this guy was rambling on.