Your Suggestions Broke Everything - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
- I should have never listened to viewer recommendations.
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"Your Suggestions Broke Everything" Specifically, mine, breaking the framerate... Was fun though!
lmao
Poor boy and it has two meanings.
He broke the game so much he broke my computer
;-;
wow, nice
Captainsauce: “Now, lets send some horses into space.”
Me: Ah yes, modern entertainment.
EnderMaster 333 lol 😆
I cant like this comment, theres 69 likes and I dont want to disturb the peace
Puglord 320 it has been disturbed let’s make it 420
Yep
me: 0_0
The thing that actually happened to the Ballista in the second battle (the third time he battled the same army)
was that when the battle started a Cupid "accidentally" fired an arrow at it and it went crazy and started flipping in the sky and then hit themselves on a rock and exploded
"Snuffy air raid"
Stacked mamoths with wings.
We need this
We want this
YES
i never knew i wanted it until i saw it
Me too I want to see it
No, see Mr. Mime is actually Ash’s dad. It’s why Ash never ages. The powers of Mr. Mime prevent it.
James Gong well actually ash never ages because ho-oh granted him immortality *pulls up glasses
Daniel Rodriguez yeah he’s gonna need it to be champion
Shenron Omega but... he’s already champion of alola
@@droppedlotus yes the first and most likely final time he is champion
Wow
I recommend taking control of a unit and using the grab bug power, as I first did today. It's absolutely amazing, breaks the game, and works best on the knight.
Been there. Done that. Made it behind the door 5 months before full release
@@ShellShocked78-g3x Hah, nice
Yeh there was nothing but an empty room
Captain sauce: tries to find something to react to
Balista: *freaks out in the corner*
6:30
I’m really glad someone else noticed that
I'm not the only one that noticed that
COME CUPID WE MUST GO!
He only won because the ballista put the cupid to the tree😄
If you use ballista bolts instead of firework arrows the knock back will first liquify the unit and then will push them through any surface make sure its on superslomotion to see the proceedings
"The reaper just kind of runs off the edge and kills himself"
Reaper: I'd rather DIE than feel love!!
Feal *******
@@OriJin. FEEL is the correct term GOT IT
@@RIL-tech r/wooosh
@@OriJin. what do you mean by that
@@RIL-tech r/woooosh
Captainsauce: I don't think humanity has ever made a strategy against explosions
Me: There is it's called more explosions
maybe Freedom?
More like a nuke
Just wow just wow
[insert Fallout siren while Fatman slowly falls down]
the strat: bunkers
Cupid: *stuck behind tree*
Cannon: I have decided that I want to die
He committed die
That Cupid was a genius lol.
SUICIDE IS SUICIDE
Marriontete the puppet .
@@sayonaramusic2104 what does that have to do... with anything that was just said...
“Super Nova”
A lot of fireworks and a black hole hobbit
S
E
P
H
I
R
O
T
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Pop
Supernova is just one word
@@genocidalyoukai7890 ok well
@carterwallacSepiroth?e109
Basically, the reason Cupids are so effective against the spooky faction is once the Reaper is hit, he turns his tentacles on his own units and kisses the rest once his tentacles are all being used.
6:30 Ballista: I've found my purpose as a race car so imma head out...
I saw that too lol
How did cap not notice
Lol
Same
🤣
Cap: I haven't found much that works against the reaper
Spear thrower: am I a joke to you?
Ballista: Cap! You've used me countless times!
Captain Sauce: We haven’t really found any other unit that can beat the reaper.
*cries in spear thrower*
Cries in balista
Cries in reaper, it so fool proof, if two reapers fight a reaper will die.
XD XD XD
Stinker 0610 you can also kill it with 30 fan bearers
and every other ranged unit
22:56 Snuffies Face: *The face you make when you see 50 tanks outside your door pointing to your door.*
Cap's laugh in the intro sounded like a high -pitched dirt bike engine
"Fried"
5 of every fire unit.
"The giant winged beasts of the apocalypse"
use every giant unit but with wings
"its the only way you can deal with the grim reaper"
Every ranged unit in the game: BRUH
Especially the spear thrower
"I'm not seeing any distinction between holes" 13:16
"Which hole you guys gonna go for? Not the kind of thing you want to say to a priest." 16:20
@@alejandroguevara8455 missed that one.
What about anime treatment
@@jplslo8213 that one was first spoken in previous videos, so I didn't include it.
Mr. Mime HAS been smashing Ash’s mom, this isn’t new-
*slowly claps* wow
Wyatt Jones it’s true though
does that mean ash is part Mr. mime
cos knowing that asshole, he probably doesn't use protection
Mr mime cut tho
The imortal Snuffy
1 Snuffy
99 priests
Keep in mind: I'm sorry if your computer explodes
random content you’ll have a better chance of him trying on Twitter
the limit is 50 units
@@Lina-un1fj Since when, he's done more than 50 I believe
@@kingvulcoon1752 since always i heard/saw it in a vids
@@kingvulcoon1752 anyway hes not gonna do it because he isnt interested in his frame rate dying
I remember when snuffle was the most powerful to captainsauce..then now he just kills them for fun
Wobbly horse
U mean snuffy
I remember when he played pre alpha and called tjay church the church of the wobbley horse i think
What is tjay
@@frozendoge6833 r/youngpeopleyoutube
If they Earth was flat, slimes would be spawning.
I had a stroke trying to read this
Egg T. r/youngpeopleyoutube
Joselyn Garrastazu no
E
@@snowythings5567 r/ihavereddit
Captainsauce: "Then They'll All Just Blow Up Together"
Me: The More The Merrier.
Suggestion: attack helicopter
(Artemis being held up by cap using the God hand)
you know that she could also be given wings right?
Frozenfire darknight that gives everyone wings, which defeats the point
XD PERFECT
like a atomic wedgie
@@clawmaster126noobhunter3 But Artemis is a Woman, which defeats the point of a wedgie.
"mini-gun"
it is literally a mini-gun no need for a mini-gun unit when you have this
one musketeer, 40 cheerleaders
Lmao
E had this before so I don’t think he’s going to do this try one of the other units with a gun or the sword caster because he’s amazing
10 musketeers
that would be amazing
Jesus Crist your insane
Captainsauce: "I'm going to cheat a little bit."
Me: "you're using 3960 more gold than them..."
Also me": "And you still lost!"
He actually only used 360 more gold.
Tofutitan999 wrong scene dummy
Than what is the time stamp.
M all Has given you the truth. Do what you will.
@@tofutitan9998 I'm replying late but you right homie these people don't know math. it was 360, not 3960. Time Stamp 5:01. Money amount 15,400 and 15,040.
6:25 Did nobody see that ballista having a rave party
The balista was listening to crab rave lol
I was wondering why he didnt see it and was just about to comment
I think he got hit with a cupid arrow 🤣
yes
Last time I saw this comment it had 1 reply
Now it has 4 lol
“The most cramped tornado”
Make units huge
Make units spin
Make units have wings
Place an ice giant
Place 10 cheerleaders behind
Lol it is i tested it on tabs haha it was epic
Yeeeeeees!
6:30 that ballista went up, up, and away
lol
“I’m not seeing any distinction between holes.” -Captainsauce, 2020
That sounds REALLY bad.
Has anybody noticed that there were 6 hobbits but it said 8 units
@@bengod6247 The Battle didnt end when the Halflings became Black Holes so the answer is obvious
Cap: This is what I get for doubting the wobbly horse
Me: ALL HAIL THE WOBBLY HORSE
Try pausing the game and spawning a bunch of ballista's on one unit. Even in super slow-mo they shoot through the map without a thought about walls.
For every 5 likes 1 more hobbit surrounds you
Oof
4 Hobbit bois so far
Now 6
dangermode 97 5
Oof those likes are going fast
“Hobbit harmony”
2 hobbits
1 cupid
Edit: How did this get likes??
The hobbit don't deserve love after what they did
Umm the Cupid won’t shoot his allies
ö ö p s what?
Wh Claus BOI no the cupid is on the same team... u dont know how layouts work do ya
ö ö p s Cupid is on the OTHER SIDE
⬜️🟥
🖱🟥🖱🟦🖱🟦
Operation King Cobra
Map: Farmer 1
Border: Circle
Units:
40 Snake Archers surrounding you at the bridge
3 Chieftains in the wheat
Plus: You cannot use siege units or ranged units.
🔻
Here's a game recommendation. Goat Simulator, I feel like you'd absolutely love this one
But he play DEEEEEEEEEEERR simulation
@@Hello-wn9eh Yep, he does, that doesn't really matter. Not to mention those two games are extremely different.
@@PaRaDoXTeamTran-jg7zj Well yeah but that doesn't really matter
i have played this game, it is so funny. goats with giant tongues? who would want to miss out!
The game us absolutely crazy
"Kick ball"
5 Taekwando
5 Jesters
“Anime girl treatment”
30 grim reapers with 10 hay bales
the hay bales should be cupids.
6:28
Can we talk about what happened to that ballista
ya what the frik happened
Thinking the same thing
You are alive ???
As a ghost ???
What ???
@@abrahamlincoln1217
Hold on a second
The reaper doesnt actually have that much hp. He's very strong but can be taken out by a few shots.
Like a billista
Hp go brr
Colin Shaw dude just use like 1 or 2 ballista for like half the press or less you win
@Jae Ekman and archers
He's basically a glass cannon
Captain sauce: blista can one shot anything
Painter: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
“The picture”
One painter
You can use only one ranged unit (only) that is less than 1000
Easy, just use Flintlock.
100* not 1000
“Back up, back up”
35 Fencers and 15 Chu Ko Nu
ö ö p s yes
life lesson with sauce: don't underestimate the wobbly horse. 24:07
They dont have ny wobbly knees to break No! 😂😂
Hey captainsauce, I’m hoping you’ll play the children’s game “Papa Louie 3: when sundaes attack!” before Adobe Flash decides to kill itself. I know you could make something hilarious out of it. Thanks, love you❤️
Flash will still be there. BUT, it wont get updated.
@@bigfartsaresotasty I see...
@Hecker i am so sorry for misleading you. I truly believed it would stay
This is a very “accurate” battle simulator
Doom Boi totally
Egg T loli is legal
Nope legal, and not Loli
If she wasn’t legal, then the fbi would be on my ass
Btw don’t ask me he r name because I don’t know it k
“ Literally impossible” one punch man
"Eat my dust"
1 bard next to the edge and a hobbit all the way in the back
Die”
25 dark peasants
25 super peasants
I mean it IS impossible so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Also: "Boxing Match" Boxer 1V1
His vids are so Good I watch them rather then going on the hub true loyalty
Yes you are a strong willed man
We are a legion
No not November is over man...
@@The_cgull yeah but what about Anti-accommodation April
I feel that
Mammoth wall:
Small mammoths stacked making a wall like 5 tall 10 wide and then go into settings and make units large instead and have farmer joe make YOU pay for the wall, max of 10k, no black hole hobbits ballistas reapers or cupids if you dont win in 3 tries price limit goes up to 25k then if you still dont after 3 MORE then the price limit becomes 100k
Beat my army:
"BATTLE OF THE INFINITY"
15 muskets at the back
5 vlads on the front
20 scarecrows at the side
2 ice giant in the middle
20 berserker little bit on the back
10 valkyries
And the most important thing is
1 HOBBIT
with his 2 bodyguard Dave and Bar the BARDS
It has to many units. 50 is the max. You have 72.
@@chrisshaules8954 who says so 😒
@@bronzenoob1733 why our lord and savior CaptainSauce of course
@@bronzenoob1733 0:40
Captainsauce “Your playing dead right”
Me “hmmmm I thinks he may be in the ground but he probably buried himself”
0:21 and here we have the beautiful cupid tree. A magnificent species indeed.
Jesse Smith Are u a worker in National Geographic?
@@scru3164 I'm part of the plant section in national geographic.
So say if you stab your crush with one of it's branchs they will love you forever
@@xenodrone3367 no, the sap needs to be run through an anglelic filter to get pure love sap in which if the person drinks it. They will fall in love with the person who gave it to them.
"The possibl-HEHEHEHEHERREEEHEHE"
Me: sauce needs medical intention
cap is having a kindergarten janitor moment
@@VOYD_09 0:26
I though of a terrible terrible suggestion. I’m sorry Cap in advance if you see this 😂
The Weirdest Wedding
1 Blackbeard (the groom)
1 Pirate queen (the bride)
1 priest (The guy who marries them I don’t know the term specifically sorry)
4 cheerleaders (the bridesmaids)
1 Mammoth (the best man or whatever it’s called)
4 Cupids (flower girls)
A qualified minister, any judge, or a person appointed by the court can perform the ceremony. I looked it up
And I actually really like that idea
@@Wooddchips That sounds.. complicated, it’s about 6 am for me and I have a small brain, sorry 😂😅
But thanks! It’s one of my favorite ideas that I made for tabs because it’s just a little.. off the rails
Anyone else miss the cinematic masterpieces of the old tabs that captain made?
I do. Very much so
Captainsauce: why is the ballista bleeding
TABS: put him on the line this is totally accurate battle simulator we make no sense here .
"SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON"
15 skeleton archers,10 vampire, 2 pumpkin launchers,and 2 Reapers
...send shivers down your spine
i gonna do the flop
@@GA_131 lol
"The traitors"
1 snuffy
1 wobbly horse
1 zues
50 hobbits
I don't want to die without knowing whether or not a Monkey King can fall in love with one of his illusions.
What tabs unites have memory's of every battle
None
Cannon fodder
ace in the hole the one that wins
Just watched the intro and am already laughing
Same
I started laughing at the thumbnail
That laugh though
not enough people are talking about the best combo i have ever seen come from a tabs unit, being that ballista in the corner at 6:28
8:10 so instead of shooting units into heaven you're shooting them to hell
Yep yep that’s right
*Your suggestion broke everything*
Me: what’s new?
Day 26 of asking Sauce to bring back Battle Cats
No luck, huh? I know... i miss that series too...
Rip battle cats
Junjie Cheng YES
battle cat is good series
Poor battle cats..
"The King And His Army Are Pissed" 1 King. 1 Queen. 20 Knights. 2 Cavalry. 1 Jester. Vs. 30 Hobbits. 10 Farmers. 2 Harvesters. 8 Hay Bales
Wow I’ve never been this early to a video! I also love your vids! ❤️
It was posted 20 minutes ago
“Size doesn’t matter” 200 halflings. Also: “the pirate lord” possess a captain and beat a Blackbeard
Thats more than 50 dude am i wrong i think its more than 50 " that is in the 1 size doesnt matter"
It’s really totally accurate when a cannon blows up its own rider lol
"Jestey And My Besty"
5 Jesters + 5 kung fu ladies
@Hyper Nevels *taek-won-do
I was waiting for this all day It finally here
*”undying love”*
Cupid making 2 reapers fall in love
Didn't he show the reaper unable to feel love? Or was the because it was only one?
"Battle in the skies"
15 balloon archers & 10 valkyries
7:32 I've never heard him laugh so hard
The reason why snuffy was running to the city is because there where no units left so they get confused and keep running into the void, that happened in the beta because when a match ended it didn’t freeze time, now this problem is fixed and you can’t soft lock yourself anymore
"good luck"
10 reapers
5 cupids
3 cannons
2 mammoths
10 ballistas
5 ice giants
5 ice archers
This one is going to be hard to beat ☺
@@thinkwithvideos3310 This and My challenge is gonna be a Pain For Cap
“Reversed roles”
2 wobbly horses 1 of each kind in the back
2 Cupid’s on both sides of wobbly horses
5 wobbly raptors On the frontline
10 firework and balloon archers in front of the wobbly horses for some reason
20 farmer joes behind raptors
1 snuffy in the very back
10 priests healing snuffy making him a holy snuffy
1 clam jam on both sides of holy snuffy
2 ballista behind the clam jams
And one harry footed hobbit leading the charge
Extra rule: you are not allowed to use any of those units cause the roles are reversed
i have found the most OP strategy in TABS. I call it "Clam Spam". Take control of one of the CLAMS units and as many cheerleaders as possible and get ready for finger pain.
""Is he gonna walk off the edge or penetrate you? This is the question that I woke up asking my self today"
CaptainSauce : 2020
Hay is actually surprisingly effective against telephone poles...
15:49 its probably from the pulling force on both sides pulling from both directions and the one on the right was closer
0:15 I got a simpleton's cupid stuck in a tree
6:28 wtf is the ballista Possessed and cannon sepuku
April 26th was my birthday, and i spent it watching your tabs videos. Thank you for giving me another reason to smile. :)
Never Fail to make Me Laugh After 30 seconds of Watching Absolutely love The Videos Keep up the good work ❤
MY CAR WONT START 0:30
Love u cap
The dank magician
Turn on the bug dlc
Called enable debug tools
Press 2
Grab a sword caster
Put him against 10 halfling
Control the swordcaster and hold right click then he will fly
"Holy army"
Holy snuffy
Holy Artemis
Holy zeus
And we are back.
It would of been hilarious if when he sent the horsemen into the sky he put in the "it's raining men" song at 23:59
“The darks betrayal”
2 dark peasant vs 5 reapers
How bout 1 dark peasant and 10 reapers
thats just impossible without the super peasant
How about 10 dark peasant vs 20 reapers
I'm still impressed that this series is going tbh
Ballista magically flys away 6:28
And he didn't even notice
Suggestion :
"My future self"
Face enemies against there different dynasty counterparts
Um what?
He is on crack dude
@@wingmatrix he means put medieval units against their versions in the dynasty units
Him saying it can one shot anything me realizing this was before the cactus
25 archers, 2 cannons, 1 bomb cannon, 10 cupids, 1 ballista, and 35 samurai.
Imagine this is actually how people fight in war.
General:
Send out the grim reaper and the wooly mammoth on the right!