A SLAP ON TITAN 16: A Midsummer Night's Scream

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

Комментарии • 3 тыс.

  • @crystalurushihara3137
    @crystalurushihara3137 7 лет назад +4690

    *literally all we do is die* this line explains the entire show

  • @Crazycatty08
    @Crazycatty08 8 лет назад +2820

    "You're an 11 right now, I need you to be like a four."

    • @uw0t314
      @uw0t314 6 лет назад +79

      -Levi 2015

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 4 года назад +23

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @elisahaugenborges4432
      @elisahaugenborges4432 4 года назад +4

      Someone explain this please lol

    • @Crazycatty08
      @Crazycatty08 4 года назад +11

      Elisa Haugen lmao idek y all my disgusting old comments are resurfacing but i have literally no clue

    • @ladiabla2406
      @ladiabla2406 3 года назад +14

      @@elisahaugenborges4432 He’s hung over and when you’re hung over you feel like shit and get a bad headache. Eren was being too loud and enthusiastic which was making Levi feel worse.

  • @qwertyllama-klamacupcakes8847
    @qwertyllama-klamacupcakes8847 3 года назад +1631

    “What’s brown, long and sticky??”
    “A stick”
    “FUCKING KILLL ME”

  • @lizzyspencer5454
    @lizzyspencer5454 8 лет назад +4564

    "My eyebrows welcome you to the survey corps" That is just.................the best line ever

  • @life8252
    @life8252 8 лет назад +3696

    It would be so funny if they went into Erens basement and all there is was a paper saying "Mikasa is my favorite".

    • @BDL3035
      @BDL3035 8 лет назад +67

      +Rito Paragon Mikasa WAS his "reading" material!

    • @GeistSC
      @GeistSC 8 лет назад +37

      BDL30
      EREN JAEGEAR WAS A LANNISTER!

    • @GeistSC
      @GeistSC 8 лет назад +31

      Hanji sann
      NEVER TRUST A LANNISTER

    • @GeistSC
      @GeistSC 8 лет назад +10

      Hanji sann
      the only stark left! sansa!
      :D

    • @GeistSC
      @GeistSC 8 лет назад +1

      Hanji sann
      ......BRAN STARK!

  • @Moonlight-yf4pw
    @Moonlight-yf4pw 6 лет назад +3439

    Mikasa: "If I get my hands on him, I'm gonna tie him down, strap him to a chair..."
    Levi: "hm?" 😂😂😂😂

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 4 года назад +303

      Levi : I am going to enjoy that....

    • @tetsujay
      @tetsujay 4 года назад +529

      @@rahulsar2030 Mikasa: and force him to listen to one of Armin's fucked up dismemberment lectures
      Armin: I have pictures now
      Levi: well, never mind

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 3 года назад +111

      @@tetsujay
      With Erwin telling him his bad jokes.

    • @crusaderman8476
      @crusaderman8476 3 года назад +9

      when was this

    • @Shanethefilmmaker
      @Shanethefilmmaker 3 года назад +72

      @@tetsujay Considering how much screwed up shit both this Levi and the original show's Levi have witnessed, he may enjoy that too.

  • @var_i_ant9734
    @var_i_ant9734 8 лет назад +4336

    "Is this you Marco?"
    ".....Jean stop picking up random bones." XD

    • @octaviusgalacticus2253
      @octaviusgalacticus2253 4 года назад +81

      He was having a sentimental moment don't blame him

    • @Yahirplaysminecraft
      @Yahirplaysminecraft 3 года назад +8

      " you've just been picking bones if the ground like Shruuuuuu

    • @fireonyxiaz
      @fireonyxiaz 3 года назад +1

      @@Yahirplaysminecraft *like a shrewwww

    • @paulmaximillianrivero5068
      @paulmaximillianrivero5068 Год назад

      look jean! i'm an angel!
      bet you believe me now. you dumb motherf#cker!
      whoo!
      praise the walls!!!

    • @abigailkikel8806
      @abigailkikel8806 Год назад +1

      Jean: Is this you, Marco? Or is it one of the many others we've lost?
      Random guy: Jean stop picking up random bones

  • @isabellatheoverlord962
    @isabellatheoverlord962 8 лет назад +2843

    "Marco's inside of meeeee" XD

    • @bloodraven5067
      @bloodraven5067 8 лет назад +143

      Remember no homo

    • @lesraha837
      @lesraha837 8 лет назад +51

      i bet marco is like ewwww FUCK NOW MAN REMEMBER SHINGI NO HOMO JEAN but i like the sound of the sound of that

    • @leonmunro1909
      @leonmunro1909 8 лет назад +5

      K

    • @cheyennelynn0373
      @cheyennelynn0373 8 лет назад +8

      XD XD XD
      LOL LOL

    • @user-fp4hg6oc2s
      @user-fp4hg6oc2s 7 лет назад +38

      some people had dirty minds and thoughts that shit of something.... dirtyeeeeh

  • @ashleywan4699
    @ashleywan4699 7 лет назад +2411

    When Erwin dies, will his eyebrows crawl off of his face and infest someone else's unfortunate face?

    • @animeoverlord3265
      @animeoverlord3265 6 лет назад +171

      Ashley Wan his eyebrows will take flight to seek out another vessels

    • @caIyps0
      @caIyps0 4 года назад +142

      _man wtf do you mean by "uNfOrTuNaTe"??? i would kill for eyebrows like that_

    • @gabbagooba298
      @gabbagooba298 4 года назад +102

      They will merge with Armin’s

    • @titaniamengyun
      @titaniamengyun 3 года назад +22

      Can they infest mine?

    • @emmarella7391
      @emmarella7391 3 года назад +48

      @@gabbagooba298 yo, it would take up armins forehead

  • @joshwesker6466
    @joshwesker6466 8 лет назад +5204

    " Jean stop picking up random bones." 😂😂😂😂

    • @frogspawn4302
      @frogspawn4302 7 лет назад +31

      josh wesker But there my friends

    • @xavierann5222
      @xavierann5222 5 лет назад +4

      @TMS I love it when that happens to me. Doesn't so much now these days as I've stopped reading comments while I'm watching the video

    • @mg44bee67
      @mg44bee67 4 года назад +4

      The shrew line had me dying 🤣

    • @AppleAbbles
      @AppleAbbles 4 года назад

      John ? u mean why does jean sound like John

    • @waifu9279
      @waifu9279 4 года назад

      😂

  • @lanhngo9257
    @lanhngo9257 8 лет назад +4692

    I love this version of Armin so much. Literally my favourite character.

  • @craigcollins9190
    @craigcollins9190 6 лет назад +1984

    How did Reiner pass the drug test lol

    • @erenssister.5535
      @erenssister.5535 3 года назад +558

      Poundtown

    • @zac2155
      @zac2155 3 года назад +139

      @@erenssister.5535 reiner's like the frat inside of all of us

    • @dyrroth311
      @dyrroth311 3 года назад +92

      @@erenssister.5535 Poundtown

    • @callmehotnotpretty1
      @callmehotnotpretty1 3 года назад +52

      #poundtown2021

    • @DrippleDragon
      @DrippleDragon 3 года назад +49

      @@callmehotnotpretty1 pound town

  • @myketheartista5206
    @myketheartista5206 8 лет назад +5696

    I like how the crowd is hating Erwin's jokes while I'm laughing so hard and crying because those are hilarious. They're so terrible.

  • @annawang4935
    @annawang4935 8 лет назад +2143

    "ONWARDS!
    ONWARDS!
    BEGIN OPERATION. . .
    SPACE RAINBOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
    -Eyebrows

    • @angelwater8987
      @angelwater8987 6 лет назад +6

      I died there

    • @rxmisaa
      @rxmisaa 4 года назад +1

      LMFAO I LOVE THIS

    • @soup7850
      @soup7850 4 года назад

      我更喜欢另一个版本。 “让我们尽情享受吧”

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 4 года назад +3

      Boogity boogity

    • @chrisiphone5209
      @chrisiphone5209 2 года назад

      looked so long in the comments for this

  • @rebsthetipsyelf
    @rebsthetipsyelf 5 лет назад +2224

    Mikasa: well you finally saw death Armin you wanna joining up with Garrison now?
    Armin: no..
    Mikasa: why?
    Armin: trost was just an appetizer, *i want the full meal*
    yeah i love this Armin

    • @lategam3r652
      @lategam3r652 3 года назад +73

      I liked how mikasa looked so concerned

    • @emrekr01
      @emrekr01 3 года назад +31

      Armin had his full meal in the last episode

    • @poliotime7122
      @poliotime7122 3 года назад +16

      I love the new armin to I wish this was him in the real show

    • @horlickshoney3771
      @horlickshoney3771 3 года назад +9

      @@emrekr01 damnn XDD..
      Colossal feast

    • @Kkingbob85
      @Kkingbob85 3 года назад +3

      ✨Armeen✨ is amazing

  • @missswagiscool
    @missswagiscool 8 лет назад +455

    "I'M GONNA BE THE BEST PUERTO-RICAN MIDGET STRIPPER THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN"
    -Connie Springer

    • @vegebulfan5927
      @vegebulfan5927 7 лет назад +2

      Ayana Ba i fucking love that part ps. (im puertorican too lololo)

    • @ihearttails
      @ihearttails 7 лет назад +10

      Ayana Ba I'm doing it! I'll make you proud Mama!

    • @username0172
      @username0172 7 лет назад

      Ayana Ba connies my fave I'm such a fn fangirl

    • @fairytailprincess85
      @fairytailprincess85 6 лет назад +1

      ihearttails with his latin passion too

    • @fairytailprincess85
      @fairytailprincess85 6 лет назад

      Ayana Ba now that Connie I like way better than the other

  • @danaskunca2679
    @danaskunca2679 7 лет назад +2186

    Erwin is literally me trying to be funny

    • @nickcherry127
      @nickcherry127 6 лет назад +18

      Same my friend.... same.....

    • @mickie0833
      @mickie0833 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @rxmisaa
      @rxmisaa 4 года назад +4

      Yup

    • @dreww304
      @dreww304 4 года назад +31

      the only difference is that erwin is actually funny

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 4 года назад +10

      Except he is actually funny

  • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
    @imlivingunderyourbed7845 6 лет назад +1438

    "You're cute so you might live."
    Wish I could say the same for Petra.

    • @theanarchyrulezshow6169
      @theanarchyrulezshow6169 4 года назад +32

      What about Annie!! Cutest girl there, and yes, I mean cuter than Mikasa

    • @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735
      @jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 4 года назад +30

      @@theanarchyrulezshow6169
      She's.... still alive........ so far

    • @theanarchyrulezshow6169
      @theanarchyrulezshow6169 4 года назад +11

      @@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735 she's stuck in that crystal though. At least to my knowledge. The creators really slept on her character

    • @vannibarrett
      @vannibarrett 4 года назад +24

      @@theanarchyrulezshow6169 lmaoooo you're behind fam

    • @theanarchyrulezshow6169
      @theanarchyrulezshow6169 4 года назад +8

      @@vannibarrett yeah, I haven't even seen season two yet!

  • @Wolfoe-ex2jj
    @Wolfoe-ex2jj 8 лет назад +1925

    "Your dead, your dead, your definitely dead, your cute you might live." That killed me, and when he said the ways you might die that was great.

  • @duchessskye4072
    @duchessskye4072 7 лет назад +3880

    So... (spoilers)
    Is Connies mom gonna speak Spanish as a titan?

    • @zan4139
      @zan4139 5 лет назад +355

      oh that would be perfect

    • @abigailsosa2182
      @abigailsosa2182 5 лет назад +374

      omg......that would be HILARIOUS! just imagine her talking about how she's gonna whip your butt with the chankla lol.

    • @roselle.0835
      @roselle.0835 5 лет назад +16

      XD

    • @SethAtSNK
      @SethAtSNK 5 лет назад +8

      Yes

    • @WolfMan-nf4lv
      @WolfMan-nf4lv 5 лет назад +12

      I sincerely hope so 😂

  • @lillyofthenorth8798
    @lillyofthenorth8798 6 лет назад +1603

    "You might be like Carol and get ripped apart by 3 Titans at once."
    Oh Erwin, not realizing you've predicted the death of your Dogboy Mike. :'(

  • @dbzcupcake
    @dbzcupcake 8 лет назад +2077

    I can't wait to see Armins interactions with the female titan ☺

    • @HokageEzio
      @HokageEzio 8 лет назад +53

      +dbzcupcake His soulmate.

    • @dbzcupcake
      @dbzcupcake 8 лет назад +3

      +Hokage D. Ezio ikr!!!!

    • @waffielz3106
      @waffielz3106 8 лет назад +5

      I already did 🌚

    • @jadeshepherd8627
      @jadeshepherd8627 8 лет назад +39

      +BooBoo TheReptilian
      😂 Reiner: I wouldn't mind if it was a sexy lady Titan
      Armin: Reiner, shut- *sees Female Titan* holy shit, I feel like a dirty little vacuum cleaner!

    • @sophiekiss5878
      @sophiekiss5878 8 лет назад +1

      I know!!!

  • @emilybyrne9979
    @emilybyrne9979 8 лет назад +629

    "listen buttercup I need you to tone it down several notches. You are at an 11 right now and I need you at like a 4...you have no idea the hangover im dealing with."

    • @magen7643
      @magen7643 8 лет назад +19

      Emily Byrne best line evr

    • @Jen-vn5fi
      @Jen-vn5fi 4 года назад +3

      It’s the most relatable line

    • @danielle7975
      @danielle7975 3 года назад +4

      @@Jen-vn5fi what does this mean

  • @liliaparaninfo5880
    @liliaparaninfo5880 7 лет назад +595

    "Jean, stop picking up random bones" OMFG I'M DYING

    • @spencer3922
      @spencer3922 3 года назад +8

      **continues to hug the bone**

    • @jules3501
      @jules3501 2 года назад

      400th like here

    • @Niko_Bellic2
      @Niko_Bellic2 5 месяцев назад

      Picking up bones like a shru

  • @initialjeff2476
    @initialjeff2476 7 лет назад +1243

    "I BELIEVE MARCO! I BELIEVE!" these two senteces is what made me christian.

    • @initialjeff2476
      @initialjeff2476 7 лет назад +64

      "your cute so you might live." so thats why levi has survived for so long.

    • @bluetoonz8148
      @bluetoonz8148 5 лет назад +37

      What is the religion that worships Marco called?

    • @gagasaccomplice1089
      @gagasaccomplice1089 4 года назад +57

      @@bluetoonz8148 i don't know but I'm pretty sure he's called Freckled Jesus

    • @nc375
      @nc375 3 года назад +37

      All hail Marco, the freckled jesus

    • @callmehotnotpretty1
      @callmehotnotpretty1 3 года назад +9

      🛐🛐🛐

  • @aliacarter6414
    @aliacarter6414 7 лет назад +1288

    Jean: MARCO WAS INSIDE OF ME
    Eren:Okay thats entirely to much information man
    I Died😂

    • @bluetoonz8148
      @bluetoonz8148 5 лет назад +16

      Marco Bodt FINALLY MY SHIP IS SAILED

    • @juliexx3408
      @juliexx3408 5 лет назад +3

      I love eren sm 😂😂❤️

    • @vashslice
      @vashslice 5 лет назад +8

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @shawty1016
      @shawty1016 3 года назад

      @@vashslice omg which anime is ur profile pic from?

    • @frosty4334
      @frosty4334 3 года назад

      @@shawty1016 haikyuu I believe

  • @vashslice
    @vashslice 5 лет назад +450

    Jean:
    Marco was inside of me!
    Me:
    Which way do you mean?

  • @hectichero321
    @hectichero321 7 лет назад +2657

    Mikasa: if I get my hands on captain Levi, I'm going to strap him to a chair, and force him to listen to one of Armin's dismemberment lectures.
    Armin: I have pictures now!

    • @bellahjerte9095
      @bellahjerte9095 5 лет назад +63

      HecticHero in that case i wanna be Levi

    • @alexzayjurado8391
      @alexzayjurado8391 5 лет назад +43

      She always got problem with Levi

    • @alexzayjurado8391
      @alexzayjurado8391 5 лет назад +28

      Levi is maniac just like everyone

    • @poopiehead1
      @poopiehead1 4 года назад +32

      Armin’s so adorable UwU

    • @Seabee203
      @Seabee203 4 года назад +19

      In between Armin's and dismemberment put F****ed up so it's more accurate.

  • @alexandriaehlert4752
    @alexandriaehlert4752 8 лет назад +919

    I died when Erwin said "I look forward to delivering all of your eulogies." 😂

    • @scarlettskipper9352
      @scarlettskipper9352 5 лет назад +26

      Ironically... You said you 'died' when he talked about eulogies.

    • @dromie5059
      @dromie5059 3 года назад +4

      The complimentary lanyard thing always gets me

  • @weirdo.3.255
    @weirdo.3.255 6 лет назад +244

    " *mY eYeBrOwS wElCoMe YoU tO tHe SuRvEy CoRpS* "

  • @majordom7068
    @majordom7068 7 лет назад +645

    "My eyebrows welcome you to the survey corps" I couldn't breathe

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 5 лет назад +2

      “My hair gives me the ability to defy gravity!”

  • @saleishamimi8051
    @saleishamimi8051 8 лет назад +660

    "Marco was inside me" "That's a bit too much info" haahah xD

    • @FEDPUNK
      @FEDPUNK 8 лет назад +13

      not to me. (icantlennyD:)

    • @tsurifisher
      @tsurifisher 8 лет назад +3

      +Ejay Yuki ;-;

    • @daniweesnaw
      @daniweesnaw 7 лет назад +21

      *_MARCO IS INSIDE OF MEEEEE_*

    • @yesthbnks2004
      @yesthbnks2004 5 лет назад +2

      It took me a few seconds after eren replied before I died

  • @franchescamodai6003
    @franchescamodai6003 5 лет назад +367

    eren: how many will survive?
    like literally 9 people

    • @innocentweeb3263
      @innocentweeb3263 3 года назад +6

      Or ya know 2

    • @myakrohn5228
      @myakrohn5228 3 года назад +3

      @@innocentweeb3263 yeah lol

    • @86Fallowcp
      @86Fallowcp 3 года назад +4

      @@innocentweeb3263 Man, everyone fucking dies.
      edit: Although I'm no longer correct, ending was cool

  • @_joslynne_7095
    @_joslynne_7095 7 лет назад +440

    "I've lived a long life of duchebagery."
    ~jean

  • @bzz1014
    @bzz1014 8 лет назад +527

    Armin: I have pictures now!
    My god Armin.... XD

  • @mirror972
    @mirror972 5 лет назад +304

    “Double the dosage on this one, I’m not taking any chances”
    -Dr Christa Lenz

    • @linacaromina
      @linacaromina 4 года назад +17

      And now...She is Dr.Historia Reiss

  • @hyper5161
    @hyper5161 8 лет назад +2521

    Am I the only one that laughed at Erwin's jokes?

    • @thePhoenixQueen
      @thePhoenixQueen 7 лет назад +201

      Lmao! They're so bad, they're good. But Erwin is described as having that kind of humor, anyway. xD

    • @camroncastillano9732
      @camroncastillano9732 7 лет назад +34

      Hyper na I did too 😂😂 I nearly died😂😂😂

    • @trebornedrad5057
      @trebornedrad5057 7 лет назад +9

      No I laughed

    • @daniweesnaw
      @daniweesnaw 7 лет назад +18

      Hyper I laughed at the one about trees

    • @caliqm2199
      @caliqm2199 6 лет назад +44

      I laughed,but not because they were funny,it's because they were shit.

  • @cvox607
    @cvox607 8 лет назад +818

    "literelly all we do is die"

    • @oskardirlewanger631
      @oskardirlewanger631 6 лет назад +16

      yeah the survey corps job is die

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 6 лет назад +4

      sounds a pansy version of the imperial guard "we die standing and we do it well"

    • @TheShepherds2323
      @TheShepherds2323 5 лет назад +2

      I’m the 666th like 🥺

  • @kaiavery6027
    @kaiavery6027 6 лет назад +221

    "Trost was just the appetizer. I want the full meal." -Armin Arlert XD

  • @kathleenmms
    @kathleenmms 8 лет назад +537

    The best part of this speech were the comments in the audience. I laughed too hard at "that's racist" and "fucking kill me."

    • @username0172
      @username0172 7 лет назад +1

      kathleenmms same

    • @LevixYT
      @LevixYT 7 лет назад +2

      kathleenmms same I'm laughing my head off right now

    • @YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS
      @YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS 6 лет назад +9

      "Where's the punchline?"

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @doom_delrey9736
    @doom_delrey9736 8 лет назад +738

    "...and force him to listen to one of Armin's fucked-up dismemberment lectures."
    "I have pictures now!"
    i died

    • @xnhuvv
      @xnhuvv 8 лет назад +16

      I died when I read your comment 😂

    • @regirex4418
      @regirex4418 7 лет назад +1

      Honestly this comment was in my brothers will he died watching this video

    • @dewaunwarren1
      @dewaunwarren1 7 лет назад

      Jacob Lonon where on Earth did he get those pictures?! Do they even have cameras?!

    • @Inventor_of_Water
      @Inventor_of_Water 7 лет назад

      Dewaun Warren
      Good question... Based on the time period this takes placed (or is based on) maybe not.... then again if they did, it would have to be the inconvenient, bulky camera's way back in the old days.

  • @popspider4920
    @popspider4920 5 лет назад +203

    I love how Levi’s eyes widen when mikasa talks about tying him to a chair

  • @zoey3518
    @zoey3518 7 лет назад +399

    "I have pictures now" one more quote to add to the armin collection😂

  • @cyberpsychosis2606
    @cyberpsychosis2606 8 лет назад +358

    "Look Pam! They're gonna die!" "Cool!" I JUST DIED😂😂😂

  • @kedime1260
    @kedime1260 3 года назад +120

    Erwin saying whos going to die really hits different now

    • @alexsirius17
      @alexsirius17 3 года назад +1

      Omg yes

    • @13Reverie13
      @13Reverie13 2 месяца назад

      i finally finished aot about two weeks ago, and looking back on everything with A Slap On Titan really brings things into perspective lol 😅

  • @liliacfury
    @liliacfury 7 лет назад +372

    "For real we're kinda worried about you, cause for the last 2 hours all you've done is inhale the ashes off our dead comrades and scavenge random bones of the ground like a shrew." That about sums up everything.

    • @spider-manys2934
      @spider-manys2934 3 года назад

      *shroom

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 3 года назад +6

      @@spider-manys2934 did you use the auto captions because your wrong a shrew picks bones up shrooms just grow

    • @backwardsangels
      @backwardsangels 3 года назад +1

      1 is an animal the other is what the corps mixes into their tea for a stronger effect

  • @safira604
    @safira604 8 лет назад +452

    ´´My eyebrows welcome you to the survey corps´´ lmao

    • @fio.laleona
      @fio.laleona 8 лет назад

      I died

    • @tomato-tomatti4052
      @tomato-tomatti4052 8 лет назад

      Lol

    • @temporalquarter9866
      @temporalquarter9866 8 лет назад

      XD as soon as they said that I read that comment

    • @asianduo4874
      @asianduo4874 8 лет назад +60

      Levi: just imagine him jocking it to your face every night, shooting loads all over those bushy eyebrows of yours. Can you see it Erwin? Can you see it? Cause I've got a pretty vivid image in my head!!
      😂

    • @howdyhowdy1134
      @howdyhowdy1134 7 лет назад +6

      Safira he does have nice damn eyebrows

  • @ASOtheprO
    @ASOtheprO 5 лет назад +343

    13:57
    "Look Han. They're gonna die!"
    "Hehe"
    "Cool!"

  • @spicymaraschino
    @spicymaraschino 8 лет назад +213

    levi telling eren to calm down is my aesthetic
    " how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat " i smell a pink floyd reference

  • @selkoalex3053
    @selkoalex3053 8 лет назад +710

    ''marco was inside of me'' XD he forgot to say ''no homo''

  • @innocentweeb3263
    @innocentweeb3263 3 года назад +279

    Ewien:*looks at sasha* DEAD
    Me: well damn 🧍

    • @kenmakozume3716
      @kenmakozume3716 3 года назад +5

      YuP😭

    • @spencer3922
      @spencer3922 3 года назад +15

      **looks at Armin, jean, connie, Sasha, Annie, Reiner, bertholdt and says “dead**
      Manga readers: well DAMN

    • @YaBoiDoi
      @YaBoiDoi 3 года назад +1

      OOF

  • @ahhh9043
    @ahhh9043 8 лет назад +328

    Levi looks so majestic on a horse.

    • @yukinimeorigama1188
      @yukinimeorigama1188 7 лет назад +25

      SHSL Cupid yes he does look majestic on Jean
      I'm sorry XD (not hating on jean)

    • @ahhh9043
      @ahhh9043 7 лет назад +5

      Yukinime Origama XD

    • @bluebean4236
      @bluebean4236 5 лет назад +5

      ride em cow boy

    • @justdont625
      @justdont625 5 лет назад +4

      He is always majestic.

  • @ivenid
    @ivenid 8 лет назад +747

    6:34 Anyone else noticed "God dammit Hannes" ?? XD

    • @sunheart4455
      @sunheart4455 8 лет назад +46

      I did! I read all those one said " in a pinch, anal beads can be converted into a replacement for shrapnel, " and I died

    • @ivenid
      @ivenid 8 лет назад +5

      X'D

    • @lizzyyolanda2057
      @lizzyyolanda2057 7 лет назад +4

      IvEnid Colón i went back to find it. that's great

    • @cherrylao7046
      @cherrylao7046 7 лет назад +4

      10:50

    • @peripateticguy55
      @peripateticguy55 6 лет назад

      IvEnid Colón Yes.

  • @sigi9737
    @sigi9737 5 лет назад +130

    "literaly all we do is die" that is so true.

  • @shannonart8546
    @shannonart8546 8 лет назад +230

    I get the feeling Levi thought that's not what mikasa meant.

  • @BreakingBenjamin5150
    @BreakingBenjamin5150 8 лет назад +239

    "You're cute so you might live" haha, is that how we determine who dies, no wonder Levi's not dead yet, lol.

    • @fio.laleona
      @fio.laleona 8 лет назад +16

      Then how come Petra dies? 😭😭😭

    • @BreakingBenjamin5150
      @BreakingBenjamin5150 8 лет назад +8

      +Fiona B idk, maybe Annie's cuter??? I actually think it's quite interesting the same person voices Mikasa and Petra. they all do a great job voice acting.

    • @adz4528
      @adz4528 8 лет назад +1

      +BreakingBenjamin5150 Ah I didn't know that, that's cool. You wouldn't be able to tell.

    • @tomato-tomatti4052
      @tomato-tomatti4052 8 лет назад

      +Rainbow Popcorn ik how he dies

    • @glorioustigereye
      @glorioustigereye 7 лет назад +18

      But in the manga armin nearly dies but he is so cute

  • @airuwu682
    @airuwu682 3 года назад +92

    "Listen buttercup I need you to turn it down a few notches": 3:04
    "Eat your meat" 3:45
    Mikasa's threats to Levi 12:13
    Jean ranting about Marco's death 12:49
    Erwin's speech 4:04
    Hope I didn't forget any:)

  • @xoldtygorn9977
    @xoldtygorn9977 7 лет назад +465

    Connies striping was so bad it QUALIFIED AS A WAR CRIME!? I would pay good money to see that! :D

    • @raisin8328
      @raisin8328 4 года назад +12

      Same

    • @redhood2394
      @redhood2394 3 года назад +22

      All footage of said event has been confiscated by the empire and is only used for interrogations

    • @MarMarcy
      @MarMarcy 3 года назад +6

      Wait if they are qualifying Connie's striping as a war crime than what the fuck do they qualify all the shit Eren has done in S4 as?

    • @ifipaidmybartabtheu.swould9208
      @ifipaidmybartabtheu.swould9208 3 года назад +3

      @@MarMarcy collateral

    • @phrogitty1724
      @phrogitty1724 3 года назад +4

      @@MarMarcy Minor felonies. They figured it's more merciful to let them get eaten and crushed to death instead of making them witness Connie's stripping.

  • @saltypotatochip4707
    @saltypotatochip4707 3 года назад +50

    At least in this version Marco doesn't die. He just lives inside Jean ☺

  • @caiticat2919
    @caiticat2919 8 лет назад +93

    I can't get over how incredibly proud Armin sounds when he says "I have pictures now!"

  • @pablocrawford3922
    @pablocrawford3922 8 лет назад +196

    "raaaaah I don't give a flying fuck! Get the fuck out of here" destroyed me x,D

    • @seekingtheway7616
      @seekingtheway7616 8 лет назад +7

      +pablo Crawford He's starting to become one of my favorites.

    • @ParkBomxx
      @ParkBomxx 7 лет назад

      He's the squidward of aot

  • @arminstallswaggygf6213
    @arminstallswaggygf6213 3 года назад +58

    “I thought he was always telling you to follow your dreams?”
    “I AM”
    “woah. ok buddy, calm down”
    “MARCO IS INSIDE OF ME”

  • @radiicola3631
    @radiicola3631 8 лет назад +203

    Armin is the best in your series. You did a good deciding how to do his character

    • @Tahkaullus01
      @Tahkaullus01 6 лет назад +11

      I honestly can't wait to see what he's like when he truly does become the Crimson King. My bet is a mixture of total despotic malignancy coupled with overriding orgasmic pleasure.

    • @wearevenom4121
      @wearevenom4121 6 лет назад +2

      Tahkaullus01 yup

    • @suzannemelbourne1447
      @suzannemelbourne1447 6 лет назад +1

      You also did a good typing that comment

  • @enderpepper
    @enderpepper 7 лет назад +461

    3:48 "If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you eat your pudding if you don't have any meat?!" Who else gets the reference?

    • @enderpepper
      @enderpepper 7 лет назад +46

      Also "My eyebrows welcome you to the survey corps" That was the best! 😂

    • @yanderebishforlevi7944
      @yanderebishforlevi7944 7 лет назад +23

      PINK FLOYD WOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!

    • @enderpepper
      @enderpepper 7 лет назад +6

      Yandere Bish For Levi 😂Somebody gets it

    • @yanderebishforlevi7944
      @yanderebishforlevi7944 7 лет назад +2

      damn rights best band ever

    • @enderpepper
      @enderpepper 7 лет назад +1

      Yandere Bish For Levi I wouldn't go that far but it's definitely great!

  • @simonnice9030
    @simonnice9030 3 года назад +32

    I love how Jeans journey to becoming a better man is basically the same as in the actual anime. Good writing :D.

  • @TheBeastBandit
    @TheBeastBandit 8 лет назад +63

    "Literally all we do is die."
    Isn't that the entire plot to Attack on Titan, civilians and all?

  • @gravatea8681
    @gravatea8681 8 лет назад +149

    "I look forward to delivering all of your eulogies."

  • @adarshpettappa7583
    @adarshpettappa7583 3 года назад +40

    notice how Erwin called mikasa cute, everyone crushing on her lmao

  • @averyconcernedridley5882
    @averyconcernedridley5882 7 лет назад +282

    twinkle twinkle Marcos dead Petra fell and lost her head Levi lost his scouting team eren heard his mother's scream twinkle twinkle Marcos dead Petra fell and lost her head

    • @soapie6981
      @soapie6981 4 года назад +11

      AHHH 💀💀💀💀

    • @yiarl8424
      @yiarl8424 3 года назад

      Dhetnlphdswcvn

    • @Kins-89
      @Kins-89 3 года назад +8

      I’m a horrible person for laughing at this

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 3 года назад +1

      @Xile rodgers
      Ew

    • @Noname-lj5sf
      @Noname-lj5sf 3 года назад

      @@Kins-89 were same

  • @xRager69
    @xRager69 8 лет назад +165

    I wanted to hear Armins fantasies....

    • @adz4528
      @adz4528 8 лет назад +10

      Hopefully he has pictures for those as well.

    • @The13thMadMan13
      @The13thMadMan13 8 лет назад +4

      +Adam Elsaeed he has lots of pictures

  • @jamesbirmingham2957
    @jamesbirmingham2957 5 лет назад +142

    "I actually feel better watching our friends burn then watching him strip"

    • @abigailkikel8806
      @abigailkikel8806 7 месяцев назад

      I would honestly say that about one of my male friends 😂😂

  • @therealsen2871
    @therealsen2871 8 лет назад +586

    "Whats brown, long, and sticky? a stick."
    "FUCKIN KILL MEEE!"

    • @kmeanxneth
      @kmeanxneth 8 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @onepunch2310
      @onepunch2310 7 лет назад +5

      Merox what I would've said if I was him was "this dick"

    • @ditzyrose700
      @ditzyrose700 7 лет назад +4

      Rayunec It made my day when he said my all-time favorite pun. JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!

    • @queenbeemoon10
      @queenbeemoon10 7 лет назад +6

      A dick/

    • @Sarahpurple12
      @Sarahpurple12 7 лет назад

      dreamex They should've had that pug party pug at that part xD

  • @OGCrownClown
    @OGCrownClown 8 лет назад +682

    14:37 SPAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEE RAAAAAINBOOOOOOW

    • @rasmusjohansson1146
      @rasmusjohansson1146 8 лет назад +1

      sss

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 8 лет назад

      +Rasmus Johansson
      *Operation... START!*

    • @rappidcode6915
      @rappidcode6915 8 лет назад

      +C-Note Carter (Killer Bee) yo when he said "SPAAAAAAAACEEEEEEEEEE RAAAAAINBOOOOOOW' I was like way 2 ruin the fuk`n moment

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 8 лет назад +2

      +C-Note Carter (Killer Bee) OOOOPERAAAATION SPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECE RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINBOW!

    • @thebeastofchaos
      @thebeastofchaos 8 лет назад +1

      +C-Note Carter (Killer Bee) I was drinking coke when Erwin said that, my laptop paid dearly for that.

  • @kihannarich346
    @kihannarich346 3 года назад +43

    The fact Armin and Levi’s voice actor is the same person rn 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Norasimmer
    @Norasimmer 8 лет назад +112

    When Mikasa we saying her tourture plan for Levi anyone else hear him hum "Hm?"

    • @francesca9434
      @francesca9434 6 лет назад +28

      ahaha yeah he thought it was something sexual... and he was into it ahaha

  • @accountnolongerinuse3433
    @accountnolongerinuse3433 8 лет назад +60

    "I feel like I need to bleach my soul"
    _same_

  • @LeoRAAAHHH
    @LeoRAAAHHH 4 года назад +40

    “Look han! They’re gonna die! HEHE“
    I CANT BREATHE WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE THAT?!

  • @emilybyrne9979
    @emilybyrne9979 8 лет назад +26

    "were kinda worried about you... cuz for the last 2 hours all you've done is inhale the ashes of our dead comrades and scavenge random bones off the ground like a shrew"

  • @charliewoodcock84
    @charliewoodcock84 8 лет назад +170

    "YOU DIDNT EAT YOUR MEAT !? IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT YOU CANT HAVE ANY PUDDING! " thank you so much for this reference it made my day XD

  • @makennam.6404
    @makennam.6404 5 лет назад +42

    Levi: Yeah that’s right lap it up that’s the taste of success XD
    I CANT!!

  • @animemusicluver1
    @animemusicluver1 8 лет назад +482

    #WhatWouldMarcoDo

  • @damiencowl9777
    @damiencowl9777 5 лет назад +43

    Erwin: Boogolee boogolee bo space rainbow!
    Eren: WTF?
    Erwin: I'm sorry...That was a really weird thing to say.

  • @cielphantomhive1885
    @cielphantomhive1885 8 лет назад +550

    Erwin's jokes, fucking epic

    • @crossoverqueen1775
      @crossoverqueen1775 8 лет назад +19

      Yeah, his jokes were epic. I thought that they were funny, but that's just my opinion.

    • @fio.laleona
      @fio.laleona 8 лет назад +2

      Oh yeah, best jokes in the book 😆😆😆😆so much beauty. I'm dead. 😆😆😆😆

    • @adz4528
      @adz4528 8 лет назад +5

      Lol the joke at 7:20 was funny from how bad it was. But the best among them.

    • @theprodigalfailure7047
      @theprodigalfailure7047 8 лет назад +3

      GODDAMNIT ERWIN XD XD XD

    • @FEDPUNK
      @FEDPUNK 8 лет назад +8

      A TALKING SASAUGE!

  • @darcimasters8748
    @darcimasters8748 8 лет назад +662

    Mikasa: "My god when I get my hands on the captain, I am gonna tie him down, strap him to a chair-"
    Levi: *Thinks: Am I going to get laid by Mikasa!? WOOHOO!!!*
    Mikasa: "And make him listen to one of Armins' f***ed up dismemberment lectures!"
    Levi: "Oh.." *Walks away*

    • @ajmerthethy6724
      @ajmerthethy6724 8 лет назад +42

      If that happened, Levi's life would have been complete.

    • @darcimasters8748
      @darcimasters8748 8 лет назад +5

      Ajmer Thethy yeah lol!

    • @karsthedisputer
      @karsthedisputer 8 лет назад +42

      even though they are related... (kinda) XD

    • @Sarahpurple12
      @Sarahpurple12 7 лет назад +40

      Otaku WolfGirl "I have pictures now!"

    • @whatusaytome9471
      @whatusaytome9471 7 лет назад +8

      Joey Greetings they kinda have similar strength but have the same last name Ackerman

  • @raccoonskunk5462
    @raccoonskunk5462 3 года назад +19

    Suit vest sounds like that tiny lemur from Madagascar
    8:07
    "I love you Jean"
    "I love you king Julien"

  • @laurenstovall7770
    @laurenstovall7770 7 лет назад +60

    yes 👏 suit 👏 vest 👏 has 👏 returned👏

  • @Silvio_Nightwind
    @Silvio_Nightwind 8 лет назад +838

    HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDIN IF YA DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT!!! DEAD!!! XD

    • @Silvio_Nightwind
      @Silvio_Nightwind 8 лет назад +12

      Rival Chan I believe it's when they are eating dinner before trost.

    • @lyndajaeger4477
      @lyndajaeger4477 7 лет назад +21

      Silvio the Destroyer Glad someone else picked up The Wall reference. What an acid trip that movie was.

    • @FitFreaks1997
      @FitFreaks1997 7 лет назад

      Silvio the Destroyer Wasnt he sayin Protein?

    • @Silvio_Nightwind
      @Silvio_Nightwind 7 лет назад +8

      Wojtek Piątek He said Pudding, but it was with a scottish accent so I can understand the mishearing. It sounded similar to protein but id was pudding.

    • @Nookiathompson
      @Nookiathompson 6 лет назад

      Tei Sukone Ted

  • @emosheep8971
    @emosheep8971 8 месяцев назад +3

    erwin's strategy is genius: he tells the recruits they are gonna die and then tells jokes so awful that they want to

  • @lyraphantomhive4494
    @lyraphantomhive4494 7 лет назад +279

    Inside of Eren's basement is just lots of Hentai

    • @TheBest-lj7us
      @TheBest-lj7us 7 лет назад +5

      Jane Ganymede let me guess,anisins?

    • @kaiiheenjik1668
      @kaiiheenjik1668 4 года назад +17

      Probably of Carla jaeger.

    • @yesnt4844
      @yesnt4844 3 года назад +1

      Just like my search history

    • @toadlord8594
      @toadlord8594 3 года назад

      There’s gonna be a lot of losing bets when they find a photo and some books.

    • @Pigeonjuice
      @Pigeonjuice 3 года назад

      Is hentai just porn in anime

  • @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928
    @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928 8 лет назад +308

    I actually laughed at Erwin's jokes, what is wrong with me? xD

    • @fio.laleona
      @fio.laleona 8 лет назад +1

      Same tho! I was laughing so much. Nearly choked. His jokes were beautiful

    • @fallowfrog
      @fallowfrog 8 лет назад +1

      I think it was because you wouldn't expect a beautiful man like Erwin to make those jokes.

    • @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928
      @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928 8 лет назад

      Probably.

    • @moelordkaito9891
      @moelordkaito9891 8 лет назад +5

      probably because they were so horrible and the recruits reactions made it funny

    • @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928
      @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928 8 лет назад

      No, not the recruits' reaction. I just laughed at the jokes wtf xD

  • @yoloswagprobro8227
    @yoloswagprobro8227 5 лет назад +47

    “Squad Levi roll out!”
    Horse:
    *am I a joke to you?*

  • @griffisimo979
    @griffisimo979 7 лет назад +74

    "I know what will take you mind off your dead friends; new clothes!"
    Yes, cause a sweet new hoodie helps you cope with loss. Great lesson.

  • @waffleamv_
    @waffleamv_ 7 лет назад +50

    "My eyebrows welcome you to the Survey Corps"
    I laughed so hard.

  • @yuirisa329
    @yuirisa329 6 лет назад +89

    *in an Irish accent* “How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!* 😂😂😂

    • @p4sm4ter
      @p4sm4ter 3 года назад +12

      That was Scottish

    • @patrician3821
      @patrician3821 3 года назад +5

      Directly from Pink Floyd The wall

    • @abantikadebbarman6090
      @abantikadebbarman6090 3 года назад +1

      That was from Pink Floyd's song Another brick in the wall

  • @alihovenden9065
    @alihovenden9065 8 лет назад +180

    Best Christmas present I got this year.

    • @sarahahnkim
      @sarahahnkim 8 лет назад +4

      Same😂😂😂😂

    • @medatala
      @medatala 8 лет назад +1

      Same here lol

    • @billnamadar8032
      @billnamadar8032 8 лет назад

      Hell yeah it is

    • @kamianothecloudsoftheworld8405
      @kamianothecloudsoftheworld8405 8 лет назад

      This is the only present I got and I'm lovin' it

    • @kamianothecloudsoftheworld8405
      @kamianothecloudsoftheworld8405 8 лет назад +7

      ***** my parents are struggling with money rn after some crap went down so its fine if i get no presents in exchange for the bills being paid. But i appreciate you kindness and sympathy non the less.

  • @melladramatictrash8967
    @melladramatictrash8967 8 лет назад +59

    that's right...lap it up... that's the taste of success...
    first windows and now horses.... wtf Levi

  • @zipzamzoot621
    @zipzamzoot621 6 лет назад +75

    “It was like watching a dead pigeon flail on the ground” - yumir
    “ look jean, I’m a angle! Bet u believe in me now!”- Marco
    “Listen buttercup...” -Levi
    “HOW CAN U HAVE NAY PUDDING IF YOU DONT EAT UR MEAT!”
    “ honesty is the best policy”- Erwin “oh no!”- Petra
    “Littarly all we do is die”- Erwin
    “What does a nosey Peper do... get jalipino business.” - Erwin
    “Oh wow, way to be buzzkill”-eren
    “Marco was inside of me!”-jean
    “Look, they’re gonna die” “Cool!”
    “SPACE RAINBOOOOOW!”- Erwin
    I need to go finish my hw now and stop wasting my time 😂

  • @neostardustdragon1018
    @neostardustdragon1018 8 лет назад +329

    what happened to Jean's accent

    • @yooomemphis
      @yooomemphis 8 лет назад +157

      He was done being a douchebag

    • @yooomemphis
      @yooomemphis 8 лет назад +107

      So he changed his voice

    • @daniweesnaw
      @daniweesnaw 7 лет назад +65

      Marco took it to heaven with him _duh_

    • @sudenkieppi
      @sudenkieppi 5 лет назад +12

      @@daniweesnaw but... wouldn't he take half of it? ;3

    • @joisawsme9412
      @joisawsme9412 4 года назад +3

      I know I'm late, but I'm pretty sure it was inhaling all that ash.

  • @Mahrzeline
    @Mahrzeline 7 лет назад +133

    8:25 Coni's mom ahahahahahahahahaha!!! Coni mijo no te rindas en tus sueños, mi amoll... I know mama, I know!

  • @crystalm8920
    @crystalm8920 3 года назад +27

    *“AHH, A TALKING SAUSAGE!”*