A SLAP ON TITAN 14: The People vs. Eren Jaeger

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @estefanolivares4159
    @estefanolivares4159 9 лет назад +14296

    I think this court was more reasonable than the actual anime court.

  • @berrybunnysoda
    @berrybunnysoda 5 лет назад +6437

    "Will there be refreshments?"
    *"No."*
    "Acceptable"

  • @sadpaddletime1206
    @sadpaddletime1206 5 лет назад +6847

    "I think I'm leaking spinal fluid"
    "No eren you just pissed yourself"
    "Oh thank God"

    • @emperorneonexus9838
      @emperorneonexus9838 5 лет назад +138

      Dont lick that fluid-

    • @evelynneclipse2069
      @evelynneclipse2069 4 года назад +109

      AuraSpectre don't worry the beast titan isn't there.
      Yet

    • @cheyenne2080
      @cheyenne2080 4 года назад +16

      Evelynn Eclipse you mean rod?

    • @eliraeclipse2435
      @eliraeclipse2435 4 года назад +28

      @@cheyenne2080 she probably means Zeke Yaeger

    • @cheyenne2080
      @cheyenne2080 4 года назад +17

      Lavender Roselinda HP & 1D no i mean like she was talking about “licking the fluid” and rod.. ya know... licked the fluid 💀💀💀

  • @tamashi4242
    @tamashi4242 4 года назад +4945

    a slap on titan predicted how important spinal fluid would be

    • @swag-yw7ut
      @swag-yw7ut 3 года назад +15

      How?

    • @tamashi4242
      @tamashi4242 3 года назад +246

      @@swag-yw7ut they keep bringing up spinal fluid, and then attack on titan hits us with the zeke wine

    • @michaella2758
      @michaella2758 3 года назад +291

      most people watching a slap on titan: **laughing or just being entertained**
      isayama watching a slap on titan: ✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍✍

    • @donryanetuke355
      @donryanetuke355 3 года назад +15

      @@michaella2758 literally

    • @xrrgr
      @xrrgr 3 года назад +77

      and the literal girl mikasa saved becoming relevant lol

  • @silentwraith9674
    @silentwraith9674 5 лет назад +15344

    Levi: “what’s the story on your sister?”
    Eren: “dunno, what’s the story on your cousin?”

    • @sirwaterproof3273
      @sirwaterproof3273 5 лет назад +1790

      Levi:someone bring us some tea we have a lot to talk about😂

    • @mashasiro2842
      @mashasiro2842 4 года назад +701

      And your Uncle

    • @jojosstan4257
      @jojosstan4257 4 года назад +225

      SilentWraith967 u said exactly what I was thinking🤣🤣😭

    • @nmelody4414
      @nmelody4414 4 года назад +45

      @Captain_Morgan this is incest

    • @haven6744
      @haven6744 4 года назад +238

      @@nmelody4414 I don't think they're cousins, because Kenny (Levi's Uncle) was asking for his sister who has Orential and Ackerman blood which is Mikasa. Therefore, Mikasa is Levi's Aunt, i believe.

  • @gabrielcuneta7256
    @gabrielcuneta7256 5 лет назад +3327

    People: **EXISTS**
    Carla Jaeger: *A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR SALVATION*

    • @kayliejmoore3996
      @kayliejmoore3996 4 года назад +19

      Oof

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 года назад +134

      I think she single handedly doubled the empire's population, with how much everyone is RAVING about her

    • @AreiaMercurius
      @AreiaMercurius 4 года назад +14

      @@floricel_112 how many kids does she have then?

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 года назад +40

      @@AreiaMercurius how many kids did Genghis Khan have?

    • @AreiaMercurius
      @AreiaMercurius 4 года назад +5

      @@floricel_112 no clue

  • @blueflare3299
    @blueflare3299 5 лет назад +9381

    I feel like Eren is the most sensible person in this abridge.

    • @SolarDragon007
      @SolarDragon007 5 лет назад +756

      He's basically the straight man in a world of eccentric lunatics.

    • @anomalocaris2593
      @anomalocaris2593 5 лет назад +132

      @@SolarDragon007 What about Mikasa?

    • @november4ths
      @november4ths 5 лет назад +146

      Erwin-

    • @sporkcutletbowl1565
      @sporkcutletbowl1565 5 лет назад +498

      Aside from the fact that he thinks that it's the titans' fault his mom was a whore, he's pretty normal.

    • @CODYoungGunna
      @CODYoungGunna 5 лет назад +192

      @@anomalocaris2593 she wants to fuck a titan

  • @iamtrying2690
    @iamtrying2690 3 года назад +1023

    "My name is Eren Jaeger... and my mom's Carla Jaeger"
    From that point on, Eren lowkey won the trial in his favor. His mom literally BRIBED everyone that is not above 30 in the courtroom. What a fcking legend Carla is.

  • @brendito_
    @brendito_ 5 лет назад +6688

    Levi’s background music really fits him.

    • @sandraadams5252
      @sandraadams5252 5 лет назад +243

      Feels very thug life which suits since he’s a former thug

    • @Surfacekilla1
      @Surfacekilla1 5 лет назад +51

      😂😂anyone know the theme

    • @solidusername
      @solidusername 5 лет назад +55

      @IAN FAWCETT keeper of the seven keys - vinnie paz

    • @Chrissaiyanjojoknight
      @Chrissaiyanjojoknight 5 лет назад +31

      The beating Levi did to Eren(my stomach hurts!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)

    • @afinoxi
      @afinoxi 5 лет назад +33

      @@sandraadams5252 the nicest and cleaniest thug of the streets

  • @r10t49
    @r10t49 8 лет назад +5806

    "STDs were like pokemon she wanted to catch them all" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tabark5611
      @tabark5611 8 лет назад +190

      I died at this part 😂

    • @s.pacelly
      @s.pacelly 8 лет назад +130

      Jesus christ this is a great line

    • @xtyranatair3439
      @xtyranatair3439 8 лет назад +66

      Man erens mum was a STD master name 1 person she hasnt got it from apart from erenand armin and ur all ma best friend

    • @monochrome8948
      @monochrome8948 8 лет назад +33

      I heard Eren's mom had Mewtwo STDs. Man, that's so rare!

    • @monochrome8948
      @monochrome8948 8 лет назад +15

      ***** not only she's a legend, but she's also a FUCKING GOD! -dess.

  • @ashlyn4847
    @ashlyn4847 6 лет назад +8220

    Eren- "The only two people who I care about is my mom and Mikasa!!"
    Me- *pets Armin while he cries silently*

    • @alexzayjurado8391
      @alexzayjurado8391 5 лет назад +278

      You god damn right man

    • @Cris-zv8ze
      @Cris-zv8ze 5 лет назад +258

      Poor Armin

    • @yoongistrashcan830
      @yoongistrashcan830 5 лет назад +126

      Sometimes I feel like armin tranagender

    • @akididrus7560
      @akididrus7560 5 лет назад +50

      @@yoongistrashcan830 you're not the only one

    • @thisisfleurdelis
      @thisisfleurdelis 5 лет назад +42

      yoongi's trash can nah we see him when he’s like eight/nine years old. Plus this was in the 19,00’s when that was “unacceptable

  • @zemenogbomoide5524
    @zemenogbomoide5524 4 года назад +3972

    “There isn’t a man above the age of 30 that doesn’t know that name” does that include...... Levi and Erwin 😐

  • @kirbytheotaku737
    @kirbytheotaku737 7 лет назад +4305

    Eren: can we PLEASE get him out of the courtroom?!
    Judge: I’m sorry, this is far too entertaining.

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 лет назад +110

      John Howard the judge had a point.

    • @dragonchannel159
      @dragonchannel159 6 лет назад +100

      considering what kinda sadistic fuck that judge is later in the show, that might as well be his inner monologue.

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 лет назад +12

      @@dragonchannel159 lol. True

    • @bquecha7526
      @bquecha7526 6 лет назад +15

      Levi fans: *W H E E Z E*

    • @dominicyeomans3489
      @dominicyeomans3489 5 лет назад +6

      That was great

  • @tekatarinator6636
    @tekatarinator6636 5 лет назад +2377

    *"My eyebrows are impressed"*
    *- Erwin Dancho*
    (Lmao)

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 4 года назад +7

      omg 😆😆😂

    • @aishwaryasingh8614
      @aishwaryasingh8614 4 года назад +7

      I think his name is Erwin smith

    • @the__archangel
      @the__archangel 4 года назад +28

      @@aishwaryasingh8614 Dancho means captain in japanese, in case you didnt understand...

    • @aishwaryasingh8614
      @aishwaryasingh8614 4 года назад +9

      @@the__archangel oh thanks I appreciate it

  • @qwen1019
    @qwen1019 4 года назад +8003

    "Captain,Eren's enjoying it.
    " Eren,stop enjoying it."

  • @ninjaflamestone
    @ninjaflamestone 4 года назад +806

    "WHOO! Eren you getting yo ass WHOPPED! Even from Hell, I can see a beating like this! GOD DAMN!"

    • @jonsnow2344
      @jonsnow2344 4 года назад +51

      bahah, ALWAYS forget that dude's gonna show/pop back up during this episode "this my CHILD-beating ascot" -- it all floods back lol, friggen ridiculous -- "WOOOO--!!!!" so glad somebody quoted it finally

    • @bennapier1897
      @bennapier1897 3 года назад +16

      That was the one that got me

    • @ohcaptianletsmakeadeal5901
      @ohcaptianletsmakeadeal5901 3 года назад +14

      YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

  • @fungalfan99
    @fungalfan99 4 года назад +3122

    “Will there be refreshments?”
    *”No.”*
    “...acceptable.”

    • @no-mora_56
      @no-mora_56 4 года назад +42

      IT IS UNACCEPTABLE

    • @no-mora_56
      @no-mora_56 4 года назад +30

      WE NEED REFRESHMENTS

    • @ash-p2y2s
      @ash-p2y2s 4 года назад +19

      REFRESHMENTS! REFRESHMENTS! REFRESHMENTS! REFRESHMENTS!

    • @Cooky_McGee
      @Cooky_McGee 3 года назад +13

      Such daddy material

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 3 года назад +2

      I don’t get it.

  • @jemuelmongado5030
    @jemuelmongado5030 7 лет назад +866

    "How do you know my mom's name?"
    "Kid, there's no man above the age of thirty that doesn't know that name"

  • @wolfchans
    @wolfchans 4 года назад +8711

    i love how this was uploaded 5 years ago and people are still watching this lol

    • @debbiek3469
      @debbiek3469 4 года назад +148

      It's amazing

    • @ellenfox6869
      @ellenfox6869 4 года назад +184

      I’m gonna be watching this for yearssss trust me

    • @ToffeeCoffee001
      @ToffeeCoffee001 4 года назад +35

      Its amazing.

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 4 года назад +15

      Me too😂🤣😂🤣

    • @ae1103
      @ae1103 4 года назад +7

      @@ellenfox6869 I RECOGNIZE THAT PFP KOMUGIIIIII

  • @losdoyers4611
    @losdoyers4611 4 года назад +1588

    12:46 Pastor Nick dancing to the beat had me dying 😂

    • @Marceline1313
      @Marceline1313 3 года назад +20

      😂😂😂

    • @NightWolf-xn3xl
      @NightWolf-xn3xl 3 года назад +30

      I am laughing😝😆😂with y’all two as well. Why does it look like he is trying to throw it down!!!!

    • @doNotdisturb97
      @doNotdisturb97 3 года назад +15

      I CABT BRETJE HELP

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 3 года назад +27

      Pastor Nick being a former pimp was glorious!

    • @aidan4246
      @aidan4246 2 года назад +2

      He’s insane

  • @ddxx3866
    @ddxx3866 7 лет назад +2013

    I love how Eren keep saying "OBJECTION" But everyone ignore him

    • @lynn7968
      @lynn7968 7 лет назад +52

      Nico Alexander Well i mean Hanji told him to 😂😂

    • @darthutah6649
      @darthutah6649 7 лет назад +52

      but he didn't throw around latin terms

    • @rhianakennard2344
      @rhianakennard2344 6 лет назад +11

      That's Carla jaegars baby

    • @daviguedes8949
      @daviguedes8949 6 лет назад +8

      Nico Alexander PRAISE THE WALLS

    • @boredwithdeja1331
      @boredwithdeja1331 6 лет назад +1

      I made your 666 likes into 667, I'm sorry I couldn't help it 😂😂

  • @jsoan
    @jsoan 7 лет назад +2398

    No! The pain will help him GROW!
    -Armin 872

    • @eden6582
      @eden6582 6 лет назад +83

      HE WAS SO ENTHUSIASTIC TOO XD

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 6 лет назад +47

      Nigga sounded like a Sith 😭

    • @cronusmc11
      @cronusmc11 6 лет назад +9

      You don't know my pain.
      -Nagato (pein)

    • @stealtho
      @stealtho 5 лет назад +24

      Actually, I agree with armin. Someone who has felt despair or pain in the past can turn that into success and happiness. Hope can be found at the times of despair.

    • @solitary2
      @solitary2 5 лет назад +11

      Rhozuke オタク ....Nigga shut up

  • @Lpsforevergirl2
    @Lpsforevergirl2 8 лет назад +3819

    "Back in my pimping days , before i found the walls"
    Im crying 😂😂😂

  • @myrosesarewithering1015
    @myrosesarewithering1015 3 года назад +331

    "holy shit, sirius black's on the loose" - i'm just in love with this parody and it's references

    • @starwarsfan6682
      @starwarsfan6682 2 года назад +9

      Eren: what does black mean.
      Levi: it means voldimort... No shit that's purple. Black means there's and abnormal titan coming for us

    • @A_Z_A_T_H_O_T_H
      @A_Z_A_T_H_O_T_H 2 года назад

      Timestamp?

  • @angelscoffeeshop8364
    @angelscoffeeshop8364 5 лет назад +4273

    "STDs we're like Pokemon for her ! She just had to catch em all " I DIED LMAOO 😂😂

    • @annianajimenez5064
      @annianajimenez5064 4 года назад +28

      lol

    • @ddangerous
      @ddangerous 4 года назад +52

      I was looking for this comment😂

    • @elham5812
      @elham5812 4 года назад +29

      BRO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😭🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

    • @shawty1016
      @shawty1016 4 года назад +5

      Lmfao I love this series 😭

    • @ashxwrld
      @ashxwrld 4 года назад +19

      “hey annie, i put the STD in stud, now all i need is you” -reiner

  • @mclovin3012
    @mclovin3012 7 лет назад +5262

    As soon as everybody said the “son of Carla Jaegar? “ I just thought “oh shit” 😂

  • @roynettle6864
    @roynettle6864 8 лет назад +2871

    levi: whats the story on your sister
    eren: what
    why is no one talking about this

    • @pchybnny8545
      @pchybnny8545 8 лет назад +42

      roy nettle I don't get it😣

    • @giornogiovanna3000
      @giornogiovanna3000 8 лет назад +16

      Kymberli Bennett me nether

    • @tanyaannaaa5370
      @tanyaannaaa5370 8 лет назад +486

      Kymberli Bennett in the hearing they accused Mikasa of having feelings for Eren and even wished to have sex with his titan form. so when levi asked, "so whats the story on your sister" he was asking if the rumours about them both fucking were true. lol

    • @chanel310the7
      @chanel310the7 7 лет назад +212

      He wants to have sex with her. Any guy who asks another guy, "What's the story on _______?" about a girl wants to have sex with her and they are seeing if they have a chance.

    • @deadboy9298
      @deadboy9298 7 лет назад +59

      roy nettle
      my response as Eren: Uhhhhh she's.... taken.

  • @God_3712
    @God_3712 2 года назад +121

    "Can we crucify him for our sins or do we have to wait until after supper?"
    I died LMAO

  • @randomrainbowkitten4997
    @randomrainbowkitten4997 8 лет назад +734

    Erwin: "My eyebrows are impressed."
    Me: *Dies laughing*

  • @dani-fe7bk
    @dani-fe7bk 5 лет назад +4528

    i love attack on titan.. but man.. a slap on titan is just.. gold

    • @slxnthemonstxr2642
      @slxnthemonstxr2642 5 лет назад +43

      Sarge and pastor Nick or the best

    • @sleeparalala
      @sleeparalala 4 года назад +3

      Ikr

    • @icbsr3600
      @icbsr3600 4 года назад +34

      you could say it slaps

    • @shawty1016
      @shawty1016 4 года назад +6

      @@icbsr3600 lol good one

    • @darkrain491
      @darkrain491 4 года назад +1

      Nah, Levi is the only funny character.
      All the other jokes are kinda crap tbh.

  • @yomamayomamayomamapp
    @yomamayomamayomamapp 4 года назад +3822

    “STDs were like Pokémon to her she had to catch em all”
    I’m dead😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

  • @Alivfd
    @Alivfd 3 года назад +269

    That ass whooping, the crowd cheering and the priest dancing was the best thing I’ve ever saw in a parody series 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @kasumuki1963
    @kasumuki1963 5 лет назад +12476

    At this point I forgot the characters real personalities 😂
    Edit: One year later, I am so disappointed this is my only top comment

    • @reignponce7946
      @reignponce7946 5 лет назад +541

      Especially pastor nick

    • @Shimeji_e
      @Shimeji_e 5 лет назад +196

      hwahwahwahwahwhaha - Pixis

    • @tamara1594
      @tamara1594 4 года назад +282

      I prefer this rather than the real things 💀💀😂

    • @rei.6874
      @rei.6874 4 года назад +131

      Now I just liked their personalities here than the original one-

    • @Hari-om6yx
      @Hari-om6yx 4 года назад +65

      @@Shimeji_e now now, picksis likes😳

  • @kaokaopang
    @kaokaopang 4 года назад +4780

    “Mikasa, are you in love with Eren Jaeger?”
    Me: why does this sound like they’re marrying each other

    • @1lain
      @1lain 4 года назад +41

      Mikasa x Levi idc if there related or he's old 😼💖

    • @kaokaopang
      @kaokaopang 4 года назад +18

      hanita purewal i also kinda ship them but don’t get too attached to the characters 😌🤟

    • @1lain
      @1lain 4 года назад +24

      @@kaokaopang * cries with life sized Levi body pillow * 😿

    • @kaokaopang
      @kaokaopang 4 года назад +6

      hanita purewal I don’t think Levi is going to die

    • @1lain
      @1lain 4 года назад +6

      @@kaokaopang HE BETTER NOT 😾

  • @Marvel2328
    @Marvel2328 7 лет назад +1582

    That moment when the slap on Titan trial makes more sense than the real episode

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 лет назад +67

      Eren's mom being a whore brought up to court? Yeah... right...

    • @elijahalonzo6056
      @elijahalonzo6056 6 лет назад +50

      Pong Angelo it's more entertaining

    • @pongangelo2048
      @pongangelo2048 6 лет назад +20

      I didn't say it was not entertaining. I find that part hilarious despite of it being nonsense.

    • @dinomaric8994
      @dinomaric8994 6 лет назад +1

      K E N N Y true

    • @erwinschmied
      @erwinschmied 6 лет назад +12

      I agree. Darius's character was actually accurately portrayed. He is sort of an asshole in the manga

  • @ariyougood
    @ariyougood 3 года назад +350

    “F-u-c-k-i-n-j”
    I can’t be the only one that heard that-

  • @andypoon923
    @andypoon923 7 лет назад +1638

    I can never see Pastor Nick in the same light again....XD

    • @aquagrip6876
      @aquagrip6876 6 лет назад +25

      Same! 😂

    • @derpynerdy6294
      @derpynerdy6294 5 лет назад +34

      Well
      He's dead

    • @ohheckohno3666
      @ohheckohno3666 5 лет назад +17

      DerpyNerdy no one credits him for staying quiet

    • @eggburtd715
      @eggburtd715 5 лет назад +8

      Right! He’s even better

    • @halendark9378
      @halendark9378 5 лет назад +12

      Pastor Nick?!! Try Carla Jaeger!!! I can never look at her the same way again w/o thinking “Oh snaps! Knowledge is about to b DROPPED!!!” 😂

  • @randomdude1956
    @randomdude1956 5 лет назад +1384

    Man: could he related to Carla Yeager, THE Carla Yaeger?!
    Me: Ohhhhh shit.

    • @ssjdarkdrakus5291
      @ssjdarkdrakus5291 4 года назад +30

      What everyone said and or thought when they said that line. Followed by: this ain't gonna end well.... but it'll be funny😂

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 года назад +1

      me: Wha- .. Oh.. OHOHOOOOOOOHH

  • @isaiahsutton5596
    @isaiahsutton5596 6 лет назад +2792

    Back in my pimping days before I found the walls

    • @ASOtheprO
      @ASOtheprO 5 лет назад +67

      They got inspiration from the show that is represented by your profile pic (boondocks). The titans, colossal titan/bertholdt, Pastor Nick, the Ascot Man 😭

    • @calibrijones
      @calibrijones 4 года назад

      @Wyatt Schammann cool profile pic, wendigo's are creepy but cool

    • @crypto9776
      @crypto9776 4 года назад +11

      PRAISE THE WALLSS

    • @ashutosh3658
      @ashutosh3658 4 года назад

      @Wyatt Schammann just like most of the weebs😎

    • @floricel_112
      @floricel_112 4 года назад

      "what, you couldn't bother to look up, or something?

  • @cherrichannie199
    @cherrichannie199 3 года назад +527

    11:55 watching levi beat eren the first time
    12:36 watching again after season 4

  • @zipzamzoot621
    @zipzamzoot621 6 лет назад +837

    “I’m sorry this Is way too entertaining”
    This entire series

  • @shinitagari444
    @shinitagari444 4 года назад +3482

    eren’s speech in this abridge was actually really good wtf-

    • @greatanomaly4858
      @greatanomaly4858 4 года назад +118

      Ass whooping was 100x better as well

    • @jonsnow2344
      @jonsnow2344 4 года назад +48

      dude, right!?

    • @MrEdit-ic7th
      @MrEdit-ic7th 3 года назад +54

      Better than the official dub honestly

    • @shinitagari444
      @shinitagari444 3 года назад +46

      @@MrEdit-ic7th and the sub 🗿

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 3 года назад +2

      maybe.

  • @Chain_Curse
    @Chain_Curse 4 года назад +4383

    Levi: *starts beating Eren up*
    Everyone: ...Why do we hear boss music?

    • @notvex3987
      @notvex3987 4 года назад +64

      LITERALLY

    • @kri_zleybear
      @kri_zleybear 4 года назад +14

      Guys! God loves y’all so much❤️he gave his only son Jesus Christ to die for us sinners. God is good. May we put our whole trust in Jesus Christ our Saviour because he is “the way, the truth and the life.” (John 14:6). Repent, love, hope and have faith. 🙏❤️💯

    • @Josh-yp8fn
      @Josh-yp8fn 4 года назад +25

      @@kri_zleybear can Levi kick Jesus’s ass?

    • @tavs4106
      @tavs4106 4 года назад +15

      @@Josh-yp8fn yuh🥵🥵

    • @idonthaverights5621
      @idonthaverights5621 4 года назад +10

      @@Josh-yp8fn yes he hasn't fighting experience

  • @Redneck_Heathen
    @Redneck_Heathen 4 года назад +276

    I've started rewatching this every few months to cure my depression, its become something of a ritual at this rate. Watching Levi beat the living shit out of Eren with that old school hip hop playing in the background is just... therapeutic.

  • @Ms_Fortunes
    @Ms_Fortunes 6 лет назад +4642

    If Pastor Nick was real, I'd go to church every day.

  • @PreciseIsGaming
    @PreciseIsGaming 9 лет назад +457

    "STDs were like pokemon to her she had to catch them all"
    spits out food DEAD!

  • @sebeccan6125
    @sebeccan6125 6 лет назад +679

    Erwin: Will there be refreshments?
    *Honestly same*

  • @ayu8994
    @ayu8994 3 года назад +145

    Armin: “No, the pain will help him grow”
    That aged well.

    • @solalabell9674
      @solalabell9674 8 месяцев назад +4

      That and mentioning spinal fluid

  • @var_i_ant9734
    @var_i_ant9734 8 лет назад +455

    "Oh my god Erwin put your fucking hand down this isn't kindergarten." XD I LOVE THAT!

    • @Legionary-4
      @Legionary-4 7 лет назад +69

      "Jesus Erwin, just ask!"

  • @silliskinni
    @silliskinni 6 лет назад +657

    I literally died when someone at court screamed “a couple of good nights”

  • @zacharypridemore8065
    @zacharypridemore8065 6 лет назад +1343

    11:27 is the only way to properly convey how much of a gangsta Levi is in the actual show

    • @Someone-1997
      @Someone-1997 4 года назад +5

      What's the song name ?

    • @ojroche5217
      @ojroche5217 4 года назад +19

      @@Someone-1997 Keeper of the seven keys - Vinnie Paz & Ill Bill

    • @daddyeren5764
      @daddyeren5764 4 года назад +3

      He's fucked in s4

    • @RavynKatō
      @RavynKatō 4 года назад +11

      @@daddyeren5764 no, and like armin said "the pain will help him grow", and he did

    • @daddyeren5764
      @daddyeren5764 4 года назад +1

      @@RavynKatō but still 😭

  • @creasybaguette419
    @creasybaguette419 4 года назад +636

    Why does Eren's voice actor low-key sound like the official-

    • @alienaliceien
      @alienaliceien 3 года назад +21

      I thought I was the only one that noticed

    • @erenjaeger6125
      @erenjaeger6125 2 года назад +26

      Eren's VA in A Slap on Titan is actually better than Bryce Papenbrook imo 💀

    • @ibrothebro6864
      @ibrothebro6864 2 года назад +17

      A Slap On Titan's Eren actually sounds like he fits Eren better than the official Eng Dub for young Eren, but I don't imagine him being able to outperform Adult Eren's official dub.

    • @arneshpal7702
      @arneshpal7702 2 года назад +1

      Idk

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 2 года назад +5

      @@ibrothebro6864 Yeah, nothing beats Yuki Kaji for the role of Eren imo. But I actually do wonder if dubbing studios should start reaching out to people who voice act for abridged series because some of these people are actually really good.

  • @amy370
    @amy370 4 года назад +2107

    “He’s isn’t a dog!”
    “Don’t be silly, *of COURSE he is* ”
    Hange...
    I bet you he’s a golden retriever

  • @beautifu_trash4094
    @beautifu_trash4094 9 лет назад +852

    " My eyebrows are impressed."
    Thats the best complement you could ever get from Erwin.

  • @Baitos
    @Baitos 4 года назад +720

    “STDs were like Pokémon to her, she had to catch them all” amazing

  • @thetissueofjustice9875
    @thetissueofjustice9875 3 года назад +56

    "Put your hand down erwin this isn't kindergarten."
    I'm crying

  • @juliandixon891
    @juliandixon891 8 лет назад +895

    Best Attack On Titan parody of all time.

    • @chillfootball8051
      @chillfootball8051 8 лет назад +10

      attack on titan abridged

    • @assassinscreed00
      @assassinscreed00 8 лет назад +23

      If these guys can get away with it, it's a shame TFS doesn't just try and continue their parody once more.

    • @ExEBoss
      @ExEBoss 7 лет назад +17

      +Don'tLetYourMemesBeSteelDreams They got a Cease and Desist letter from the company that handles Attack on Titan distribution in the US, and a C&D letter is worse than a DMCA takedown.

    • @tangomango6313
      @tangomango6313 7 лет назад +32

      ExE Boss They were just upset that the Abridge was better than their official dub

    • @iceknight1029
      @iceknight1029 7 лет назад +5

      Logan Summers i agree with u

  • @Solll_Vods.
    @Solll_Vods. 8 лет назад +434

    "I have a question!"
    "Jesus christ Erwin put you f*cking hand down this isn't kindergarten"
    "will there be refreshments?"
    "no"
    "acceptable"

    • @avalollie1292
      @avalollie1292 7 лет назад +22

      Zachary Rieger but *sniff* but I wanted some refreshments

  • @milagrosmiracle80
    @milagrosmiracle80 5 лет назад +931

    “Sex with your mom made me want to become a better man!” BRUH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @weeb_9933
    @weeb_9933 4 года назад +176

    "Sirius Black is on the loose"😂😂😂

    • @bennapier1897
      @bennapier1897 3 года назад +1

      I love that reference to but that’s all you got out of this

    • @weeb_9933
      @weeb_9933 3 года назад +1

      @@bennapier1897 no, i just liked that one the most

    • @bennapier1897
      @bennapier1897 3 года назад +1

      @@weeb_9933 oh ok

  • @otakugirl5512
    @otakugirl5512 7 лет назад +615

    I actually like Eren's speech here more than the anime speech.

  • @polyroach2281
    @polyroach2281 7 лет назад +814

    Eren had a better speech here than in the anime.

  • @H240909
    @H240909 7 лет назад +748

    I love how this episode just flat out turns into the Boondocks towards the end. XD

  • @jordanr6675
    @jordanr6675 4 года назад +169

    Tell me why when Eren said that Mikasa was one of the people he loved and cared about the most i was so happy. like that's my favorite line. that's the most affection he's ever shown her. like ever.

    • @onthepalehorse
      @onthepalehorse 3 года назад +3

      I KNOW :'(

    • @qazsurfer
      @qazsurfer 3 года назад +24

      The most affection he showed her was when he said "I will always put a scarf around you" or something along those lines... VERY CUTE

    • @YumiYa1969
      @YumiYa1969 3 года назад +4

      He buttheaded her. So affectionate

    • @ribbonintheskythatjoonielo8287
      @ribbonintheskythatjoonielo8287 3 года назад +9

      @@YumiYa1969 y’all talk abt the only ONE time he buttheaded her but won’t talk abt the many sweet things he have done for her. People only focus on the bad side these days.

    • @ribbonintheskythatjoonielo8287
      @ribbonintheskythatjoonielo8287 3 года назад +1

      @McCool The Asian oh I just realized I said headbutt lol
      Thanks for pointing that out

  • @cheesydelphox1552
    @cheesydelphox1552 4 года назад +4169

    In all honesty, Eren’s speech at 10:44 was really well written, and sound like an actual line in an anime.

    • @xechammad4539
      @xechammad4539 4 года назад +345

      Ikr, I think it potrayed it even better than the anime itself

    • @starter_4008
      @starter_4008 4 года назад +29

      @@xechammad4539 I know wrong

    • @SiobhanS1868
      @SiobhanS1868 4 года назад +63

      @Wonki Tonki ikr! the anime speech was a bit cringe ngl

    • @raofabdullah
      @raofabdullah 4 года назад +15

      it's so Hollywood and I like it

    • @pocoloco4211
      @pocoloco4211 3 года назад +66

      @@xechammad4539 in the anime eren was supposed to be immature while in this parody everyone's opposite so it should make sense

  • @louisvandenheuvel5452
    @louisvandenheuvel5452 4 года назад +1319

    The Levi scene was even better than in the actual show

    • @sockme5221
      @sockme5221 3 года назад +53

      Except the start where hes like "what you need boy is to be taught a lesson" levi is dope regardless

  • @owenfitzsimmons5511
    @owenfitzsimmons5511 8 лет назад +623

    The part about Erens mum in the courtroom was the funniest shit ever lmao

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 2 года назад +116

    "Mikasa, are you in love with Eren?"
    "Eren and Mikasa sitting on a tree"
    Given the context of how AOT ended, this aged really well

  • @naliakaperesopiyo7596
    @naliakaperesopiyo7596 8 лет назад +457

    The type of public beating that unifies the courtroom and brings our fellow human beings together.

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 8 лет назад +6

      Imagine if it was someone who _really_ deserved it....

    • @naliakaperesopiyo7596
      @naliakaperesopiyo7596 8 лет назад +8

      Was there really any need to make it serious in here? The world is already a downer, no need to drag it into the parody world too, holy shit.

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 8 лет назад

      Naliaka Peres Opiyo I know, right? Also... "White Knight?" _Seriously?_

    • @naliakaperesopiyo7596
      @naliakaperesopiyo7596 8 лет назад +2

      Dustubuni either way my funny comment has been dampened and now I'm going home

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 8 лет назад

      White Knight No, I wouldn't. Mainly because I don't need a Law Degree to know that the justice system's messed up.
      Now stop trying to impress everyone with your precious Major and apologize to Naliaka Peres Opiyo. He made it clear that your white knighting was unwanted, yet here you are shoving more of it in his face.

  • @spicymaraschino
    @spicymaraschino 8 лет назад +1684

    'same way you join any gang, initiation' *cue hip hop music*
    this feels all too fitting for levi.
    side note, it gave me serious GTA feels

    • @riverholme
      @riverholme 8 лет назад +31

      yES and did you know Levi's guardian Kenny was actually based in part on Trevor!? it all makes sense

    • @spicymaraschino
      @spicymaraschino 8 лет назад +4

      really? that's so cool!

    • @thenabj5905
      @thenabj5905 8 лет назад +1

      how come?

    • @madarauchiha4848
      @madarauchiha4848 8 лет назад +2

      punkishblu when pretty girls only take a picture of half their face... your beautiful accept it and take a photo of your beautiful face :)

    • @spicymaraschino
      @spicymaraschino 8 лет назад +1

      Lol, thanks for that I guess.

  • @majorleaguefujoshi7394
    @majorleaguefujoshi7394 6 лет назад +4026

    "There Isn't a man over the age of 30 that doesn't know THAT name"
    Hold up. So...
    Because Levi is 34.
    Even HE has had fun with Carla?
    Wow.
    Thank you for planting that image in my head🤣

    • @W1ll0W25
      @W1ll0W25 5 лет назад +196

      thats adsactly what i thought

    • @thisisfleurdelis
      @thisisfleurdelis 5 лет назад +252

      Gretchen Wieners I just threw up in my mouth a little, thanks

    • @noodlethedog4817
      @noodlethedog4817 5 лет назад +21

      xTarotxTeax ;D

    • @iihopegloss9870
      @iihopegloss9870 5 лет назад +155

      Hold the FUCK sip
      Levi is 34?!?

    • @havuvuorilehto8490
      @havuvuorilehto8490 5 лет назад +63

      Is he? I'm not sure if his age has been confirmed. And KNOW that name, not fucked her.

  • @fuyufuiba9641
    @fuyufuiba9641 4 года назад +157

    no one:
    erwin: will there be refreshments?

  • @leviackerman226
    @leviackerman226 7 лет назад +665

    'My Eyebrows are impressed' 😂😂

  • @kiaryrich6738
    @kiaryrich6738 7 лет назад +621

    The legend Carla Jaeger.

    • @megademonhero16
      @megademonhero16 5 лет назад +17

      Damn The legend of Carla the Whore.

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 5 лет назад +19

      10/10, It Was A Choice With Whole Regrets. --- Pastor Nick

    • @normalman6078
      @normalman6078 5 лет назад +18

      SHE WAS THE FINEST HOE THIS EMPIRE HAS SEEN

    • @dragonix8881
      @dragonix8881 5 лет назад +4

      @@normalman6078 praise the wall!

    • @jasonbelstone3427
      @jasonbelstone3427 5 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/o5bpNxa0QpU/видео.html
      STDs, gotta catch em all!

  • @DinoDays703
    @DinoDays703 7 лет назад +448

    Erwin: Pixis I think you have a drinking problem.
    It's only a problem when he runs out.

    • @zerosorigin8387
      @zerosorigin8387 5 лет назад +5

      The Anime Fanbase DBZ Abridged reference I see you

  • @bminji
    @bminji 4 года назад +227

    Priest: “EREN AND MIKASA SITTING IN A TREE, F-U-C-K-I-N-J”
    Subtitles: 🙉🙈

  • @bakedpie2921
    @bakedpie2921 5 лет назад +1288

    The priest dancing at 12:48 freaking knocked me out 😂😂😂🤣

  • @dgood5707
    @dgood5707 6 лет назад +661

    If I'm being honest, I effing loved Eren's speech about how Mikasa and his mother are the people he loves the most.

  • @Mr.BoogieWoogie
    @Mr.BoogieWoogie 8 лет назад +314

    "Apparently, a common boy has transformed to a Titan."
    "That is ENTIRELY the cat's meow."
    "Indubitably! The mud-dwellers in Wall Rose are calling him a "savior"."
    "Hah, Plebes!"
    "That's just the bee's knees!"
    "Holy shit! Sirius Black's on the loose."

  • @gravityisnatural8977
    @gravityisnatural8977 4 года назад +1033

    *Pov: you came just for the Carla Yeager scene.*

    • @fulanodetal7570
      @fulanodetal7570 4 года назад +139

      I came here for the *INITIATION*

    • @Iliketurtlesyuuuh
      @Iliketurtlesyuuuh 4 года назад +43

      I came for the darkness of armeen

    • @gokuuzumaki8307
      @gokuuzumaki8307 4 года назад +55

      I came here for Pastor Nick

    • @lyraspasar649
      @lyraspasar649 3 года назад +27

      I came here to *PRAISE THE WALLS*

    • @M_ZS19
      @M_ZS19 3 года назад +12

      Came for Mikasa and carla

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 4 года назад +600

    "Oh my God, Erwin. Put your fuckin' hand down. This isn't kindergarten."
    I don't know why, but this is one of the lines I laughed the hardest at. XD

    • @saesnaughtyprincess
      @saesnaughtyprincess 3 года назад +15

      That's one of my favorite parts too 😂

    • @tabeatamm3594
      @tabeatamm3594 3 года назад +6

      That line is why I searched up this video again. It's my absolute favourite.

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 2 года назад +26

      Little did they know that Erwin putting his hand up in kindergarten was literally the tragic springing point for his entire backstory

  • @Slay.Spells.Storytimes
    @Slay.Spells.Storytimes 6 лет назад +3109

    Is it bad that I kinda prefer this Levi over the actual anime Levi? 😂😂😂

    • @grandpaeren6839
      @grandpaeren6839 5 лет назад +56

      Olibama M. Maestas no lmao

    • @nah_.
      @nah_. 5 лет назад +252

      This Levi's jokes are top notch

    • @casca_lover6084
      @casca_lover6084 5 лет назад +62

      Olibama M. Maestas no but at the same time YES lmao the jokes and the character is just hilarious

    • @IdontKnow-rq7rf
      @IdontKnow-rq7rf 5 лет назад +7

      Olibama M. Maestas no it’s not bad at all XD

    • @Jack-mt3fw
      @Jack-mt3fw 5 лет назад +10

      *Not.. At.. All......*

  • @FollowerofDuck
    @FollowerofDuck 5 лет назад +462

    I died when everyone was like “The son of Carla Jaeger¿”

    • @cat-il2mw
      @cat-il2mw 4 года назад +3

      I SEE U EVERYWHERE

  • @destroyedsyntheradicator2833
    @destroyedsyntheradicator2833 4 года назад +103

    Darius: are you in love with Eren Yeager?
    Mikasa: malfunctioning
    Me: .........

  • @supersoccera2782
    @supersoccera2782 7 лет назад +369

    Hanji: “I’m pretty sure you’re NOT leaking spinal fluid”
    Me: god dang it Levi, try harder next time.
    😂😂

  • @maiz4299
    @maiz4299 7 лет назад +295

    Sometimes I forget this isn't the actual anime dialog

  • @ikarusfell6249
    @ikarusfell6249 7 лет назад +846

    Erwin raises his hand: "I have a question."
    Judge: "Oh my god, Erwin, put your fucking hand down this isn't kindergarten."
    Erwin: "Will there be refreshments?"
    Judge: "No."
    Erwin: "Acceptable."

    • @hamdam4127
      @hamdam4127 7 лет назад

      Icarus when did that happen please tell me??

    • @bobe5608
      @bobe5608 7 лет назад +2

      Hamda M 7:24

    • @bobe5608
      @bobe5608 7 лет назад

      Hamda M Probably found it by now lol

    • @hamdam4127
      @hamdam4127 7 лет назад

      Edgen Yay! Grrr thanks

    • @rxsezz
      @rxsezz 7 лет назад

      honestly best part

  • @egomosquito6677
    @egomosquito6677 3 года назад +195

    The whole time Levi was beating Eren I was like-
    "WHOOP HIS ASS!"
    "BEAT. HIS. SHIT!"
    "LETS GOOO!"

  • @saturn7437
    @saturn7437 5 лет назад +367

    "Oh I'm sorry, this is *far* too entertaining."

  • @makiroll218
    @makiroll218 6 лет назад +418

    " I am a robot I must murder humans muwahahaha!! Don't forget The plan Eren or they'll kill you!!"
    Whoever plays Hange is awesome. She gets her insanity perfect !

    • @sofiacolin2083
      @sofiacolin2083 4 года назад +4

      Right the laugh I couldn’t 😹😹😹

  • @ikilledkennyubastard7053
    @ikilledkennyubastard7053 5 лет назад +641

    I come back to this episode purely for that ass whooping. The priest throwing his hands up kills me everytime along with dude talling to eren from hell lmao

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 4 года назад +12

      ep 13 and 14. Fucking gold.

    • @EldishRinger
      @EldishRinger 4 года назад +10

      RUN HIS WALLET!

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 4 года назад +2

      @@EldishRinger GLORY HALLELUJAH

    • @zainy_inc154
      @zainy_inc154 4 года назад +4

      Had me dead 😂, pound town ✊🏼

    • @ssjdarkdrakus5291
      @ssjdarkdrakus5291 4 года назад +3

      We all do, it always cheers me up

  • @fakenames9413
    @fakenames9413 4 года назад +62

    Can we just all agree THIS version of Pastor Nick is the key point of this episode 😂😂😂

  • @CrazyGamer-dz7du
    @CrazyGamer-dz7du 4 года назад +451

    “The old fashion way. Initiation”
    PROCEEDS TO INIATE

  • @thebackupninjaotakurandomp6473
    @thebackupninjaotakurandomp6473 7 лет назад +917

    Yo Erens voice kills me, MIKASA NEED MONEAYYYY

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 6 лет назад +50

      Celestya RoseGold MIKASA LOVE YOU LONGGG TIME

    • @rhianakennard2344
      @rhianakennard2344 6 лет назад +18

      Even and mikasa sittin in a tree

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 6 лет назад +24

      Rhiana Kennard F-U-C-K-I-N-G

    • @ereriren8830
      @ereriren8830 6 лет назад +18

      The Backup Ninja Otaku Random Person XD Eren and Mikasa sittin' in a tree *"F - U - C - K - I - N - G"*

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 лет назад +16

      Don't ya mean Paster Nick he is the 1 who said that shit

  • @optimuq
    @optimuq 4 года назад +1427

    This feels like a boondocks episode

  • @cheesyrollup7346
    @cheesyrollup7346 4 года назад +74

    Rico Brzenska’s testimony: “He went flat out ape shit.”

  • @sebastiandurando2493
    @sebastiandurando2493 7 лет назад +564

    I've watched this episode so many times, I forgot what the actual AoT episode was about.

  • @assasin0129
    @assasin0129 7 лет назад +93

    Judge:do u have any statements u like to say
    Eren:objection.......

  • @rivaiakkaman6124
    @rivaiakkaman6124 7 лет назад +328

    Levi: So.. What's the story on your sister?
    [ S I L E N C E and A W K W A R D S T A R E ]
    Eren: .... What?

    • @Em-df3ws
      @Em-df3ws 7 лет назад +1

      Levi Heichou Ackerman I don't get it ?

    • @noshymoshy
      @noshymoshy 7 лет назад +1

      Lady Annabeth Ikr

    • @raymonddelgado2606
      @raymonddelgado2606 7 лет назад

      Lady Annabeth me neither

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 6 лет назад +5

      The story of Eren's mother is she's a bitch
      and Levi wanna check if Eren's sister wanna join the Jaeger Bomb Party.

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 лет назад +5

      Lady Annabeth i think it means Levi likes Mikasa but I'm not sure but if it does then
      ALL IS LOST!!!!! Y ?!IM JUST A FANGIRL OF LEVI !!!!!!

  • @Sevgilicious
    @Sevgilicious 2 года назад +53

    IM DYING I LOVE HOW EVERYONE IS CHEERING LEVI AND THROWING RANDOM INSULTS AT EREN 11:26😂😂