A SLAP ON TITAN 17: The Crimson King

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
  • It's gonna be hard to top this one.
    The Survey Corps embarks on Operation Space Rainbow, only to encounter danger at every turn. Between titans, dysfunctional teammates, and a deadly new enemy, it'll take a new hero to see humanity through. A hero named The Crimson King.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @tomandre7285
    @tomandre7285  6 лет назад +2014

    Slap on Titan Episode 18 finally arrives February 15th at 5pm Eastern Standard Time.
    twitter.com/SlapOnTitan/status/955873922712592384
    We just premiered an early version at Ohayocon 2018 and the reception was incredible! Thank you to everyone who joined us for the panel. For everyone watching at home, we're less than three weeks out! HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS.

    • @sandwichbilly4582
      @sandwichbilly4582 6 лет назад +20

      Fuck yeah

    • @camstuart19
      @camstuart19 6 лет назад +11

      Let’s go!!!!

    • @MiddletonVA
      @MiddletonVA 6 лет назад +15

      Been watching for years, Amazing job with everything thank you for continuing the series. It was actually your series that got me into voice acting, so thanks n shit. KEEP IT UP BOIS.

    • @darling6639
      @darling6639 6 лет назад +4

      Been watching since forever, so happy it’s finally gonna come out! Hope your better now and I’m super excited ❤️❤️

    • @e-0005
      @e-0005 6 лет назад +8

      After a year of not watching this I just finished binge watching this and look what I find, none other then the promise of ep 18. Thank you for this and I'll be waiting :)

  • @theautisticretard3907
    @theautisticretard3907 6 лет назад +10302

    "It's either everyone dead, or Voldemort's returned"

  • @Cloudiday
    @Cloudiday 3 года назад +4607

    Armin: She's beautiful...
    Reiner: LeSbIaN!
    Armin: 👁👄👁

    • @innocentweeb3263
      @innocentweeb3263 3 года назад +236

      Armin:*secretly likes being called a girl* sureeeeee

    • @blox3d279
      @blox3d279 3 года назад +200

      @@innocentweeb3263 canon armin : ayo what the fuck

    • @guitarzcore
      @guitarzcore 3 года назад +68

      @@blox3d279 now i wanna hear him say that lmao

    • @mycrushisapotato2741
      @mycrushisapotato2741 3 года назад +8

      👁👄👁

    • @MoonoStar
      @MoonoStar 3 года назад +8

      @@mycrushisapotato2741 Hey Armin

  • @Jayboosuzy
    @Jayboosuzy 3 года назад +2629

    jean and reiner: *about to die*
    armin: CRUSH HIM MY DARK QUEEN

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 3 года назад +109

      Armin is creepy as hell and funny at the same time lol

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 года назад +20

      @@Omega-jg4oq I take that as a compliment..

    • @Omega-jg4oq
      @Omega-jg4oq 3 года назад +13

      @@act2wasstronger182 and I'll be glad to hear that from the crimson king

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 года назад +20

      I, am Armin Arlert,
      First of his name, ruler of Andal
      Grand Spectator of Space and Time
      And my will shall not be denied!!

    • @VeriBXx
      @VeriBXx 3 года назад +11

      Armin is creepy and im living for it

  • @jediaray8847
    @jediaray8847 3 года назад +2667

    Armin being a sadist is the best idea ever

    • @innocentweeb3263
      @innocentweeb3263 3 года назад +47

      Bad idea for fanfic writers

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 года назад +27

      O really..🙂🙂

    • @CarlaJageryearsago
      @CarlaJageryearsago 2 года назад +3

      @@act2wasstronger182 no

    • @boredangel5788
      @boredangel5788 2 года назад +3

      @@CarlaJageryearsago Oh yes

    • @_sasha._
      @_sasha._ 2 года назад +35

      i feel like deep down, underneath all of the manipulation skills and brainpower, he's at least a little bit of a sadist.

  • @wratatatata5499
    @wratatatata5499 4 года назад +7749

    Armin's love for female titan is surprisingly aging well

    • @stefanodellonte1813
      @stefanodellonte1813 3 года назад +368

      Yes the ship is real !!

    • @bmona7550
      @bmona7550 3 года назад +576

      Well, Annie did *seductively call out Armin's name* when he was in the tunnels

    • @stefanodellonte1813
      @stefanodellonte1813 3 года назад +45

      @@bmona7550 Really ??! i don't recall that... cool

    • @siaa1240
      @siaa1240 3 года назад +223

      @@stefanodellonte1813 she said Armin's name seductively
      Armiihh😂🔥💕

    • @seg162
      @seg162 3 года назад +69

      "When did _that_ start?"
      "No."

  • @YaBoyYeag
    @YaBoyYeag 7 лет назад +2630

    Jean: THINK OF YOUR FAVORITE CRAYON
    - Silence and blood -
    - Reiner bursts out-
    Reiner: CRAAAAYYYOLLAAAAAAA

  • @cheshirekilo176
    @cheshirekilo176 2 года назад +263

    "No man can take her down. But Mikasa is no man . . . And I'm pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies as a hobit."
    *-Armin Arlert*

  • @purplephantom2441
    @purplephantom2441 3 года назад +2056

    Reiner without his voice actor wouldn't be half as funny

  • @maxgodard3319
    @maxgodard3319 4 года назад +6782

    Did this... did this just become canon?

  • @SlimzProductionz
    @SlimzProductionz 6 лет назад +7204

    I died when Armin started ranting about being the Crimson king. Can’t stop laughing at him and Reiner and his crayons

    • @Skywalker-yx6ej
      @Skywalker-yx6ej 5 лет назад +58

      Roland Deschain too bad

    • @Skywalker-yx6ej
      @Skywalker-yx6ej 5 лет назад +34

      Roland Deschain how was that a woosh, it was barely even a joke

    • @thefallinkids
      @thefallinkids 4 года назад +21

      i cant breath hahaha

    • @johnmiller1383
      @johnmiller1383 4 года назад +115

      I love how when they were fighting Annie Armin was just ranting off in the background about some random dark stuff

    • @DerWaidmann_
      @DerWaidmann_ 4 года назад +24

      That's the only scene in this series that made me lose my breath

  • @marinetoast88
    @marinetoast88 3 года назад +675

    I love the idea of Reiner just going 100% serious with a deep and menacing voice when he tells Eren about him being the Armored Titan

    • @rheenawhitt9203
      @rheenawhitt9203 2 года назад +9

      on slap on titan or attack on titan???

    • @rheenawhitt9203
      @rheenawhitt9203 2 года назад +7

      BUT MEEE TOOO OMLL

    • @eclecticwitch4515
      @eclecticwitch4515 10 месяцев назад +28

      just totally drops the frat boy act and deadpans it

    • @hithedragon7842
      @hithedragon7842 4 месяца назад +3

      I like to think that in this universe his compartmentalizing is just him being on drugs vs sober

  • @leillah
    @leillah 3 года назад +526

    “we really got screwed over in this life didn’t we” why is this whole scene oddly emotional 12:11

    • @caimbfswielder2779
      @caimbfswielder2779 3 года назад +17

      reiner and jean kinda had a similer chat in 135 when surrounded by titans oddly enough

    • @dragonballptkjr.3922
      @dragonballptkjr.3922 2 года назад +16

      I rewatched the original. And personally Armins speech was here way better and epic. Even reiners funny line "come on bro, poundtown forever" Made it more epic because you can hear in hes voice he knows that this could be hes death. Even when we know from the original that he is the collosal titan

  • @baguette4607
    @baguette4607 3 года назад +7621

    I like how armin doesn’t even try to tell Reiner he’s a boy. He just- accepts it.

    • @danielle7975
      @danielle7975 3 года назад +445

      Well Eren told him but I guess he just ignored it because Armin is blonde

    • @baguette4607
      @baguette4607 3 года назад +49

      @@danielle7975 lol

    • @supremacy-dt7ud
      @supremacy-dt7ud 3 года назад +164

      @@danielle7975 maybe he had too much sky to remember.

    • @danielle7975
      @danielle7975 3 года назад +153

      @@supremacy-dt7ud Fucking roids man😅

    • @supremacy-dt7ud
      @supremacy-dt7ud 3 года назад +153

      @@danielle7975 Poundtown brother

  • @academicsquid1270
    @academicsquid1270 5 лет назад +4751

    jean: think of ur favorite crayon!
    Reiner: SUNSET ORANGS
    Armin: YES! CRUSH HIM MY DARK QUEEN

  • @tablesalt6438
    @tablesalt6438 3 года назад +796

    Ok. Take a moment and think about this. Imagine what this Armin would do with normal Armin’s Colossal Titan.

    • @shxronp8966
      @shxronp8966 3 года назад +162

      we need a slap on titan season 3 & 4 adaptation just to see this

    • @strawberry.kiss_1045
      @strawberry.kiss_1045 2 года назад +73

      disaster at its finest 💀

    • @arbiterskiss6692
      @arbiterskiss6692 2 года назад +79

      "Deja vu. This is a place I have seen only in my wettest dreams."

    • @alienaliceien
      @alienaliceien 2 года назад +70

      Armin will be a worse threat to humanity than anything else

    • @bigdaddyvladdy1212
      @bigdaddyvladdy1212 2 года назад +18

      Going on this admins thought process, he prolly wax the brain behind the Marley invasion and nuked the the navy just for the fun of it haha!

  • @lawlita7
    @lawlita7 3 года назад +166

    Armin ranting about some random dark shit in the background with the deepest voice was the highlight of my day 😭✋

  • @ceoofhamburgermeat6712
    @ceoofhamburgermeat6712 4 года назад +6427

    I can imagine Eren saying "Poundtown Reiner! What about poundtown?!" When Reiner and Bertholdt reveal themselves

    • @vay9395
      @vay9395 4 года назад +297

      I'm actually wheezing

    • @Br0nzeDuke
      @Br0nzeDuke 4 года назад +413

      It will be around 2 decades wait but it will be worth it

    • @ToffeeCoffee001
      @ToffeeCoffee001 3 года назад +394

      Reiner: Poundtown.. is no more.

    • @mr.incognito2687
      @mr.incognito2687 3 года назад +447

      @@ToffeeCoffee001 Reiner: Hey I'm the Poundtown Tank, and Bert's the Colossal Steamboat. We're gonna need you to come with us to count our crayons. C'mon bruh, Poundtown.

    • @spaceangelmewtwo9074
      @spaceangelmewtwo9074 3 года назад +271

      "You don't get it, Eren. Poundtown is where we walk into town and pound everything into a bloody paste. Now c'mon, bro. Poundtown for life."

  • @annamariebee
    @annamariebee 3 года назад +7572

    I watched this before I watched Attack on Titan, so I genuinely thought Armin was actually a psychotic maniac

  • @daftrok
    @daftrok 3 года назад +244

    He literally DOES become the Crimson King anointed in Blood. How prophetic is this guy?!

  • @lovelyldragon3382
    @lovelyldragon3382 2 года назад +110

    Armins voice actor didn’t have to go that hard but he did. What a king

    • @viivv6230
      @viivv6230 6 месяцев назад +7

      a crimson king

  • @heartsfromlexi
    @heartsfromlexi 5 лет назад +1937

    "Yes...come to me..
    mY WiFeU"

    • @tanjiroukamado5766
      @tanjiroukamado5766 3 года назад +77

      And now his waifu loves him back in the manga. Congrats Crimson King

    • @Yahirplaysminecraft
      @Yahirplaysminecraft 3 года назад +20

      @@tanjiroukamado5766 HOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mumei5068
      @mumei5068 3 года назад +12

      @@tanjiroukamado5766 kingu crimsonnnnnn

    • @mariagmbautista
      @mariagmbautista 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @DakotaBaby2015
    @DakotaBaby2015 6 лет назад +4176

    Laughed for a solid ten minutes at "Armeen this is no time to look for caterpillars, bro!"

    • @DANEMAN5
      @DANEMAN5 4 года назад +230

      I like how it sounded like the voice actor kinda laughs while delivering the line hahah, it’s perfect.

    • @lgassassin5794
      @lgassassin5794 4 года назад +5

      is this from season 1

    • @lgassassin5794
      @lgassassin5794 4 года назад

      is this from season 1

    • @lgassassin5794
      @lgassassin5794 4 года назад

      @@DANEMAN5 is this from season 1

    • @sleepbocas
      @sleepbocas 4 года назад +4

      @@lgassassin5794 yes

  • @bluecalibrifont1401
    @bluecalibrifont1401 2 года назад +84

    “But I’m pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies as a hobbit”.
    This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen

  • @LydiaReneeDarling
    @LydiaReneeDarling 3 года назад +254

    I love how well Armin’s feelings for the Female Titan aged 😂

  • @cacophony7941
    @cacophony7941 6 лет назад +2070

    Armin' s abridged character is and always will be pure GOLD.

  • @cyberpsychosis2606
    @cyberpsychosis2606 8 лет назад +2948

    "Either everyone's dead or......or voldemort's returned." IM DEAD KILL ME!

  • @whosaudra
    @whosaudra 3 года назад +178

    i love jean, reiner, and armin’s voice, i think they fit perfectly, plus it’s hilarious

  • @Ichigo_Berry
    @Ichigo_Berry 3 года назад +393

    Ignore this-
    6:11 I got shit to do
    6:42 Giant Ravenous Angle of Death
    7:15 Run away from your dreams
    8:00 Senpai noticed me
    8:29 I have little legs
    14:38 Crimson King
    16:25 I watched as she galloped away

    • @ironwolfinsanity4476
      @ironwolfinsanity4476 2 года назад +13

      Best fucking comment ever

    • @horselover1992
      @horselover1992 2 года назад +13

      The ‘it’s not real’ is how I cope😂 RUN AWAY FROM YOUR DREAMS, ITS NOT REAL!!!

    • @horselover1992
      @horselover1992 2 года назад +7

      Also, the Crimson King speech is the best🤣

    • @connornewman5561
      @connornewman5561 Год назад +3

      U for got 2:14 calm down armin

  • @itskindofemily
    @itskindofemily 7 лет назад +367

    ERWIN IS THE ONLY PARTIALLY SERIOUS CHARACTER IN THIS AND I LOVE IT XD

    • @alyssa7845
      @alyssa7845 7 лет назад +76

      BOOGLY BOOGLY BOOGLY SPACE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 7 лет назад +26

      Alyssa NEVER MIND XD

    • @nottelling7096
      @nottelling7096 7 лет назад +3

      I mean....... Hange's crazy in ASOT, but she's crazy in AOT too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @eireto5450
      @eireto5450 7 лет назад +34

      Eren and mikasa are pretty serious. Its just eren is a whiny little bitch thats too stupid to think, and mikasa is, well 'Sex driven'

    • @kugekianimations
      @kugekianimations 7 лет назад +19

      Rico is normal...

  • @dietdogwater6422
    @dietdogwater6422 7 лет назад +2453

    When Reiner started naming off crayon colors 😂😂😂

  • @applerat4263
    @applerat4263 3 года назад +322

    why is no one talking about Armin's emotional speech Jean and Reiner at 11:30

    • @siaa1240
      @siaa1240 3 года назад

      What is it about is it about the manga?

    • @javierdipp7510
      @javierdipp7510 3 года назад +25

      I KNOW LITERALLY NO ONES TALKING ABOUT IT. Dude i felt so inspired after it, i felt like i was part of the bro squad with these 3.

    • @cdntrooper3078
      @cdntrooper3078 3 года назад +12

      I felt so inspired it’s better than erwins speech especially jeans “Let’s fucking DOOOOOOOO THIS”

    • @cdntrooper3078
      @cdntrooper3078 3 года назад +1

      @@siaa1240 no this was made in 2017 I haven’t read the manga but ppl keep saying it in here

    • @bosshogg6522
      @bosshogg6522 2 года назад +6

      Dude I got stoned before watching this episode and when that speech came I got so fucking pumped up! 😂

  • @Pigos-
    @Pigos- 3 года назад +102

    "I fell on my keys...."
    WE FEEL YOUR PAIN BROTHER

  • @bohdanvondabelsky5972
    @bohdanvondabelsky5972 8 лет назад +2762

    Armin is my favorite character in this parody. like holy shit

    • @VueiyVisarelli
      @VueiyVisarelli 8 лет назад +146

      Armin becomes the best character in _all_ the parodies, LOL. XD

    • @gooseton
      @gooseton 7 лет назад +7

      VueiyVisarelli Yeah. Lol xD

    • @chadsolomon4527
      @chadsolomon4527 7 лет назад +23

      I like the collosal Titan
      Hoodenie nigga! (Don't know how to spell XD)

    • @minishhh9878
      @minishhh9878 7 лет назад +11

      yup my fav is armin

    • @bohdanvondabelsky5972
      @bohdanvondabelsky5972 7 лет назад +7

      Chad Solomon Houdini

  • @lolidk4011
    @lolidk4011 7 лет назад +651

    "But Mikasa is no man, and I'm pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies for a Hobbit" XD Omg I love Armin

  • @Matte00-l8k
    @Matte00-l8k 3 года назад +100

    Reiner:*gets crushed*. Reiner: Crayolaaaaaa

  • @tmolson4615
    @tmolson4615 3 года назад +42

    12:06 “pound town forever” so beautiful 😭

  • @rockmanbret9028
    @rockmanbret9028 5 лет назад +764

    "How did YOU survive?"
    "Cause girls don't hurt each other, bro! Vag Code 101!" 💀💀

    • @Bored-tf2gd
      @Bored-tf2gd 3 года назад +11

      Historia Armeen agrees with you

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon 5 лет назад +4127

    "I HAVE LITTLE LEGS!!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
    "And I'm pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies as a hobbit,,, but it'll have to do..." 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂
    CRAYYYOOOLLLAAAAA!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ericb7254
      @ericb7254 5 лет назад +83

      All those mothafuckas gonna die 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣damn oluo is my fav character from this parody

    • @kazumasatou5890
      @kazumasatou5890 4 года назад +28

      @@ericb7254 nononon what about armeen

    • @lgassassin5794
      @lgassassin5794 4 года назад +1

      is this from season 1

    • @thedonutdeer8960
      @thedonutdeer8960 3 года назад +25

      13:06 "BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE"

    • @hieshie9133
      @hieshie9133 3 года назад +6

      Armin is 5’4 and Levi is 5’3 lol

  • @miriam1800
    @miriam1800 3 года назад +81

    crimson king really ended up with his dark queen at the end as they should

  • @Silburific
    @Silburific 3 года назад +50

    Holy crap, this parody does a better job of setting Armin up as Erwin's successor than Isayama did. A manipulative sociopath using grandiose speeches to force others into danger so he can get closer to his own goals? I can buy Levi looking at _this_ Armin and thinking "Fuck. Looks like Commander Eyebrows already warged into this kid's body. Enjoy your new reincarnation, you skinchanging bastard."

  • @zeva1001
    @zeva1001 3 года назад +2128

    for anyone who loved it as much as i did , armins speech..as much as i could discern it ..
    "why wont you love me ,i am the crimson king
    anointed in blood ,and destined to claim you by my side
    look upon theses 2 sacrifices i brought you
    look upon them and use them as you will
    their souls are yours to take ,and once you join my side
    we will take so, so many more
    i am armin arlert first of his name, king of the Andals, ruler of the unborn
    the grand spectator of space and time
    and my will shall not be denied
    yes, crush him my dark queen
    we'll consummate our future on his mangled corpse
    yes crush him, crush him "
    and..end scene

    • @gavinwebber3337
      @gavinwebber3337 3 года назад +45

      How does this only have 12 likes?

    • @Zack-dx1cl
      @Zack-dx1cl 3 года назад +44

      Thank you my good man

    • @u1tra_p0wer52
      @u1tra_p0wer52 3 года назад +28

      14:38

    • @Notfuneh
      @Notfuneh 3 года назад +32

      I got "we shall consume so many more" but your are a literal saint

    • @et22585
      @et22585 3 года назад +34

      *MY WILL SHALL NOT BE DENIED!!!*

  • @wesleyprice2523
    @wesleyprice2523 5 лет назад +2044

    "My first death!!!!!! *AND IT WAS AN ABORTION*

  • @jocelynschweitzer995
    @jocelynschweitzer995 Год назад +34

    Petra needing a Pumpkin Spice Latte before every mission is my new head canon

  • @magdachlebicka3895
    @magdachlebicka3895 3 года назад +39

    That Armin screaming "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME" is the most relatable line in the show

  • @goonggoongginga9954
    @goonggoongginga9954 4 года назад +1377

    8:48 not even the voice actor could control their laughter about this line

    • @nightingail3930
      @nightingail3930 3 года назад +261

      Honestly it works so well with Reiner's character tho

    • @mountaindeu6765
      @mountaindeu6765 3 года назад +99

      ArmeEEN

    • @Kkingbob85
      @Kkingbob85 3 года назад +69

      Omg I didn't even realize
      That makes this line even better, I fricking died at that line

    • @sx1ch1.1
      @sx1ch1.1 3 года назад +8

      Your likes are 666 I don't wanna break it lol

    • @hiddenperson3696
      @hiddenperson3696 3 года назад +4

      Make the walls great again.

  • @Suikogiru
    @Suikogiru 5 лет назад +2091

    7:37 "oh, so that's why im not allowed in the girl's bathroom."
    - Armin Arlert

  • @daya._
    @daya._ Год назад +15

    “Cause girls don’t hurt each other bro, Vag code 101” 😂😂 MY NEW QUOTE

  • @suliscool58
    @suliscool58 3 года назад +88

    gods its 2021 and i still love reiner's character.
    i just-- love how he mispronounces everyone's names.
    "a rm e en"
    "y e n"

  • @DokuArts
    @DokuArts 7 лет назад +538

    I love how innocent they make reiner look in this. Something about him trying to think of his favorite crayons is just adorable.

    • @willimeister2553
      @willimeister2553 4 года назад +36

      I wonder how his betrayal is gonna play out

    • @collinsimmons7693
      @collinsimmons7693 4 года назад +18

      Fu$&ing turbo bro lol

    • @tomlincoln4689
      @tomlincoln4689 4 года назад +5

      YOLO

    • @gravityfel7896
      @gravityfel7896 4 года назад +33

      "REINER?!!! YOU'RE A FREAKING TITAN?!!!!"
      ".......Pound town, bro."

    • @aaronbiduk813
      @aaronbiduk813 4 года назад +7

      I imagine either hes going to be exactly the same or will just turn into a completely different character

  • @eye9359
    @eye9359 8 лет назад +3850

    HAHAHA ARMIN CALLED CAPTAIN LEVI A HOBBIT

  • @boredalicia1147
    @boredalicia1147 3 года назад +35

    I love how Reiner is the chad in this parody lmaoo

  • @wren8423
    @wren8423 Год назад +21

    armin being so completely unhinged here is everything to me omg im fucking dying over his crimson king speech

  • @eternalronin3869
    @eternalronin3869 7 лет назад +3434

    Has anyone else noticed that the motivational speeches in this abridged series are way better than the ones in the actual anime?

    • @pifiepif9249
      @pifiepif9249 7 лет назад +424

      Actually at some points this parody also makes way more sense than the original anime too XD

    • @prodigy1445
      @prodigy1445 7 лет назад +85

      Johnny Trejo holy shit your right! PRAISE THE WALLS!

    • @nickkern4109
      @nickkern4109 7 лет назад +178

      Johnny Trejo Unironically his speech about selflessness is only so he can coax the others into doing what he wants. Lowkey selfish.

    • @dgcarrotpierce4197
      @dgcarrotpierce4197 7 лет назад +8

      Yes

    • @turtlelover4373
      @turtlelover4373 7 лет назад +20

      557deadpool sao abridged was magnificent

  • @tomandre7285
    @tomandre7285  8 лет назад +2158

    Everything Armin says during the Crimson King Rant (spoilers?):
    Armin (covered in blood): *_I AM THE CRIMSON KING!!!_* ANOINTED IN BLOOD, AND DESTINED TO CLAIM YOU BY MY SIDE!
    Armin: LOOK UPON THESE TWO SACRIFICES I BROUGHT YOU! LOOK UPON AND USE THEM AS YOU WILL! THEIR SOULS ARE YOURS TO TAKE! AND ONCE YOU JOIN MY SIDE, WE SHALL TAKE SO, *_SO_* MANY MORE!!!
    Armin: (still screaming at the Female Titan) I AM ARMIN ARLERT, FIRST OF HIS NAME, KING OF THE ANDALS, RULER OF THE UNBORN, THE GRAND SPECTATOR OF SPACE AND TIME, AND MY WILL SHALL NOT BE DENIED!!!
    Armin: YES...CRUSH HIM, MY DARK QUEEN! LET US CONSUMMATE OUR FUTURE UPON THE TWISTED REMNANTS OF HIS MANGLED CORPSE!!!
    Armin: YES, CRUSH HIM! CRUSH HIM!

    • @tomandre7285
      @tomandre7285  8 лет назад +273

      +tomandre Also, fun fact: every crayon color Reiner lists during that scene is an actual, legit crayon made by Crayola.

    • @gremlin254
      @gremlin254 8 лет назад +172

      +tomandre They are also actual, legit crayons that Reiner has stuck up his nose before. Personally, I think Crayola should release a special crayon to commemorate his bravery in Episode 17-- Poundtown Purple.

    • @komori.V
      @komori.V 8 лет назад +8

      Lol

    • @rodrelgiles9586
      @rodrelgiles9586 8 лет назад +15

      +Armin Arlert all hail

    • @justjay8742
      @justjay8742 8 лет назад +47

      +tomandre I fking love Armin, he's my child of the Dark. The Alternate Hellboy.

  • @bfedezl2018
    @bfedezl2018 3 года назад +29

    Cant believe how accurate this ended up being lol.
    He gets in the end his dark queen. No joke they end up toguether for real.

  • @hineraable
    @hineraable Год назад +34

    The fact that they got it right with Armin's thing for the Female Titan i can't

  • @tiffcat3887
    @tiffcat3887 5 лет назад +937

    "RUN AWAY FROM YOUR DREAMS ARMIN!!! IT'S NOT REAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!"
    Me everytime an oportunity comes to my life

  • @facu_avm
    @facu_avm 5 лет назад +1866

    0:48
    “¡Not deep enough!”
    “¡¡That’s what she saaAAID!!”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Blaze-np7tk
      @Blaze-np7tk 4 года назад +20

      Haha

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 3 года назад +11

      ahaH

    • @abirb7140
      @abirb7140 3 года назад +1

      Lmmmmmao

    • @verssy4777
      @verssy4777 3 года назад +1

      Amazing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Marcyq731
      @Marcyq731 3 года назад +8

      Beyond being a joke that's just so relatable, trying to get a joke in and only barely finishing while trying to avoid certain death

  • @g-lani2733
    @g-lani2733 2 года назад +18

    That Armin, Jean and Reiner moment was hella climactic. Really made me feel like the boys were going out with a bang. 😭🔥🔥

  • @TheTimeWillPassAnyways
    @TheTimeWillPassAnyways 3 года назад +33

    They really sell Armin’s lunacy well, if I hadn’t watched the show I’m not sure I could picture any other character except a lunatic. Connie is really good too.

  • @Maximaker02
    @Maximaker02 7 лет назад +348

    In my head-canon, this portrayal of Reiner takes all of those drugs to cope with the fact that he's the fact that he's the Armored Titan, and that he caused so much death and destruction.

    • @jefferyoneill1
      @jefferyoneill1 7 лет назад +11

      Maximaker02 Nice. Do you have one for Bert?

    • @Maximaker02
      @Maximaker02 7 лет назад +18

      Not really, I guess. They haven't exactly done anything with Bert in A Slap On Titan, which is actually true to his unassertive and shy nature in canon.

    • @scattershotjd9823
      @scattershotjd9823 7 лет назад +40

      Maximaker02 oh God, I'm already picturing his transformation in season 2, as soon as he shifts he goes "SURPRISE NIGGAS!!!"

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude 7 лет назад +3

      He also killed Marco

    • @YeagerVF
      @YeagerVF 7 лет назад +6

      you cant say that yet

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 7 лет назад +3203

    An episode all about Armeen? Love it!

    • @fhageran
      @fhageran 6 лет назад +47

      Gerald Johnson you didn't catch it...
      Come back to episode 3

    • @Kevin-pf2ig
      @Kevin-pf2ig 6 лет назад +16

      Armin... Holy crap. Laughing so hard.

    • @theautisticretard3907
      @theautisticretard3907 6 лет назад +29

      Gerald Johnson clearly you don't listen to Reiner.

    • @vymaanika
      @vymaanika 6 лет назад +2

      Double Moustache you don't know how to spell "my" name?

    • @apug7096
      @apug7096 6 лет назад +11

      Can he bring an industrial strength toaster?

  • @VincentTornude
    @VincentTornude 3 года назад +44

    10:03 every time I watch this I'm in awe of how much of this is canon. Like how did y'all know?

  • @Levi-dz7zx
    @Levi-dz7zx 3 года назад +29

    “Oh... so thats why im not allowed in the girls bathroom”
    Even when armin has satan worshipping him he still shows that OG AOT innocence. Then its back to him being the crimson king. All hail

  • @LORDdrPepper
    @LORDdrPepper 4 года назад +2253

    Armin going nuts over annie in this makes it so much better after chapter 131 XD

    • @germancat8754
      @germancat8754 4 года назад +8

      What happens

    • @JustaFan2231
      @JustaFan2231 4 года назад +91

      @@germancat8754 They're sailing

    • @ayesha-mf2ko
      @ayesha-mf2ko 3 года назад +82

      @@JustaFan2231 on a ship, literally

    • @drybrucke1
      @drybrucke1 3 года назад +21

      @@ayesha-mf2ko A flying ship.

    • @aresbeta9146
      @aresbeta9146 3 года назад +9

      @@drybrucke1 a flying Titan you mean?

  • @4tell
    @4tell 7 лет назад +833

    "My first death! And it was an abortion, too!"
    I wish Armin could be more like this in the actual anime tbh ://

    • @zombiejager9735
      @zombiejager9735 7 лет назад +37

      Queen With all the shit that's happened in the last few chapters, I wouldn't be surprised if Armin went a little insane.

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 7 лет назад +30

      Well his motivational speeches are pretty goddamn bad in the actual anime too though. The whole "you need to be willing to throw away your humanity" shtick, you know? Not bad as in not effective but bad as in they feel morally questionable at times.

    • @jetiscute1
      @jetiscute1 7 лет назад +12

      I'm perfect the way I am in the anime shut your fucking piehole smh

    • @forkconsumerate
      @forkconsumerate 7 лет назад +38

      Armin Arlert HOW DARE YOU DEFILE ME, USELESS ALTERNATE PERSONALITY!

    • @Nognamogo
      @Nognamogo 7 лет назад +15

      Armin Arlert The Crimson King All hail the blood stained god!

  • @subratanandy2142
    @subratanandy2142 3 года назад +15

    ' I can't explain it but somehow we're connected on a deeper level '... His wish came true. 😂

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 3 года назад +113

    Spoilers for s2/3
    God, the fact he becomes the Colossal makes this even better.
    God of Destruction, indeed.

    • @siaa1240
      @siaa1240 3 года назад +14

      Spoiler
      You know what's funny😂
      He also got his dark queen, Annie

  • @anidiot2181
    @anidiot2181 7 лет назад +364

    I watched this episode of the anime yesterday, and seriously, I thought Armin would scream "I AM THE CRIMSON KING!" every time he appeared on screen... which was all the episode

    • @yuichirohyakuya2743
      @yuichirohyakuya2743 7 лет назад +2

      Me too

    • @ericb7254
      @ericb7254 5 лет назад +6

      Oh yeah levi armin called you a hobbit XDDDDDDD

    • @lovephantom561
      @lovephantom561 5 лет назад +11

      So Female Titan is his "Killer Queen"?

    • @sydney3170
      @sydney3170 5 лет назад +2

      Love Phantom
      SHES A KILLLEEERRRRR QUUUUUEEEENNN

    • @lex5938
      @lex5938 4 года назад

      Levi Ackermann Armin also tried to sacrifice you XD

  • @fati4058
    @fati4058 7 лет назад +993

    13:06 Are we all just going to ignore Reiner background singin "booty booty rockin everywhere"!

    • @cherrylao7046
      @cherrylao7046 7 лет назад +45

      13:22

    • @torterrible6105
      @torterrible6105 6 лет назад +18

      I saw this as while Reiner was saying that LMAO

    • @zel3146
      @zel3146 6 лет назад +18

      I FOOOUUUND YOOOU MS NEW BOOTY
      GET IT TOGETHER AND BRING IT BACK TO ME

    • @abbybrownabbz8301
      @abbybrownabbz8301 6 лет назад +8

      Born To Die *Levi voice:* yes.

    • @danielle7975
      @danielle7975 3 года назад +1

      You know I never realized that 😅😂😂

  • @shriyamakeupvanity9166
    @shriyamakeupvanity9166 3 года назад +20

    "dammit not deep enough"
    "That's what she sa- AA"😂😂😂😂

  • @justmintyy26
    @justmintyy26 3 года назад +13

    "And I'm pretty sure Captain Levi qualifies as a hobbit."
    When I tell you I lost it, I lost it.

  • @biblicallydriven
    @biblicallydriven 4 года назад +4424

    armin loving annie actually fits with the current narrative in the manga lol

    • @teslamid9923
      @teslamid9923 4 года назад +332

      Came back to this after chapter 131 seeing how this basically became canon

    • @Harin9unu
      @Harin9unu 4 года назад +97

      Almost a canon ship

    • @ColonelBragg
      @ColonelBragg 4 года назад +267

      The crimson king needs his dark queen

    • @rodrigomora1178
      @rodrigomora1178 4 года назад +282

      @@MrLoofDuf Annie failed her mission because she was simping for Armin.

    • @scenery4789
      @scenery4789 4 года назад +13

      literally what i was thinking 😭

  • @user-ih6zc1jk7v
    @user-ih6zc1jk7v 8 лет назад +279

    I was laughing so much when Jean was talking and you could just here Reiner singing in the background

    • @tresrules16543
      @tresrules16543 8 лет назад +36

      "Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere."

    • @Shay-li3zv
      @Shay-li3zv 8 лет назад

      +Levi Ackerman Me too.

    • @bsamaniac305
      @bsamaniac305 8 лет назад +8

      You're a Hobbit, Levi.

    • @user-ih6zc1jk7v
      @user-ih6zc1jk7v 8 лет назад +2

      Fheroah Shut up brat

    • @davisthegamelord
      @davisthegamelord 8 лет назад

      +Levi Ackerman or what your friends might not die... oh god that wasn't as fucked up as it was in my head..

  • @faultline0666
    @faultline0666 2 года назад +21

    10:21 jean was so confused he dropped the accent

  • @glizzygl0ck637
    @glizzygl0ck637 3 года назад +18

    LMAO WHEN ARMIN WAS SCREAMING WHEN ANNIE WAS HOLDING REINER 😭😭😭

    • @Lebakassemme1
      @Lebakassemme1 3 года назад +3

      YES! CRUSH HIM MY DARK QEEEEN!!

  • @swag304
    @swag304 4 года назад +3514

    Here’s a time stamp for people who want to repeat Armin’s speech
    14:38

    • @karmaw7206
      @karmaw7206 3 года назад +198

      PLS I LOVE HIS SPEACH--

    • @johnanthis5295
      @johnanthis5295 3 года назад +323

      The fact that he keeps talking while Jean is shouting at Reiner is even funnier

    • @mandingopantsparty2299
      @mandingopantsparty2299 3 года назад +39

      For real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chaotic549
      @chaotic549 3 года назад +79

      I think you mean "The Crimson King"

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 3 года назад +3

      @@karmaw7206
      Ew

  • @vaeppur
    @vaeppur 7 лет назад +643

    "damnit not deep enough"
    "that's what she sa-AHHHH"

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 7 лет назад +11

      DrÂgRâČę fRęÂkK or thats what he said

    • @yannas2803
      @yannas2803 6 лет назад

      Royalty Vloggs lmaoo

    • @cherridwan
      @cherridwan 6 лет назад +4

      Gud last words

    • @killa_va
      @killa_va 6 лет назад

      Royalty Vloggs 🤣🤣

  • @sophialima8392
    @sophialima8392 3 года назад +10

    “ run away from your dreams armin it’s not real”
    The best line ever

  • @zuzu2176
    @zuzu2176 3 года назад +17

    “Dammit! Not deep enough”
    “Thats what she said”

  • @NullitasAmare
    @NullitasAmare 7 лет назад +619

    "Don't leave me! I HAVE LITTLE LEGS"
    Me. Me every day.

  • @starbxrst7008
    @starbxrst7008 8 лет назад +258

    XD
    "A black flare? When never went over this! Either everyone's dead or...voldemort has returned."
    Me: *Dead*

    • @dumberTHANdumber35
      @dumberTHANdumber35 8 лет назад

      Same. XD

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 8 лет назад +1

      It's Voldemort because it's always fucking Voldemort that and everyone of them were gonna die as soon as they set foot out side those fucken walls
      Unless they were a main character plot armor OP Riener is testament to that

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde 8 лет назад +1

      +Wolf Joseph (the wolf of the internet) yeah that mother fuckers back +gives RPG and does nice guy pose+ Now come lets go beat that little noes-less bitch to a pulp and then knife um

    • @Someone-or8tp
      @Someone-or8tp 8 лет назад +1

      nah voldemort is da bonb

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 8 лет назад +1

      +Morgan Pinkston Nah mate, we need to dust of and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to make sure.

  • @snowmanman4508
    @snowmanman4508 3 года назад +24

    This episode aged perfectly

  • @tulip135
    @tulip135 2 года назад +12

    this is the best thing an aruani stan could ever ask for

  • @tanjiroukamado5766
    @tanjiroukamado5766 3 года назад +902

    When a parody series predicted your ship 4 years ago:
    YES THE CRIMSON KING CONFESSED HIS LOVE TO HIS DARK QUEEN AND THEY WILL CONSUMMATE AND LOVE EACH OTHER UNTIL THE END OF DAYS

    • @zachg.4251
      @zachg.4251 3 года назад +45

      *DURING THE END OF DAYS

    • @aurore1922
      @aurore1922 3 года назад +5

      @@zachg.4251 Good rectification

    • @Alex-wg6cc
      @Alex-wg6cc 3 года назад +3

      I-is that you...brother??!!

    • @act2wasstronger182
      @act2wasstronger182 3 года назад +5

      You bet we will!

    • @Cryptvixity
      @Cryptvixity 2 года назад +3

      "UNTIL THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT REIGNS DOWN UPON THIS UNIVERSE!!!" could've fit better in my opinion.

  • @tomandre7285
    @tomandre7285  7 лет назад +2071

    Hey everyone. It's been months, and almost no word from me. Please accept my supreme apologies for that.
    Long story short, I've been dealing with a very serious health issue the past 8 months. It's been bad enough that I've been completely away from the channel. There's been a lot of ups and downs, it's been scary at points, and I'm not completely out of the woods yet. It's been a very personal struggle for me, one I'm still not sure how to discuss it with an audience of 88K+ (HOLY CRAP about that by the way, you all are amazing!)
    For now, know that I have not and will never give up on making Slap. I am seeing it through to Episode 25 and beyond!
    There is a LOT of content for Episode 18 that I cannot wait to share with you. It would be incredibly foolish of me to assign a release date when I've been so inconsistent. After all, I've barely been able to edit and I've still got some work left. I'm focusing on getting better, and once I'm 100% in the clear, my goal is to do All Slap, All Day. When the episode is finally out, I will do everything I can to let the Internet know, blasting it out everywhere...Slap facebook, Slap twitter, Slap instagram...hell, maybe even myspace...
    But I gotta give you at least something to anticipate and look forward to! So know that Sarge will be making an appearance in Episode 18, and it's fucking glorious.
    Also, if you thought you've seen Armin at his worst...just wait.
    These Walls don't quit :) See you soon for another round of madness

    • @c_erra
      @c_erra 7 лет назад +88

      tomandre No worries man, feel better soon, your content is worth years of waiting, thank you for making this series the best parody/abridged series. Feel better as soon as you can!

    • @kalopsiaselene2214
      @kalopsiaselene2214 7 лет назад +53

      tomandre take all of the time to get well! this series is worth waiting for 😁☺

    • @lvwright
      @lvwright 7 лет назад +30

      Can't wait...get well

    • @SpiritOrb-tm8gf
      @SpiritOrb-tm8gf 7 лет назад +35

      This is one of the only Abridged shows I watch that does not go downhill with time, so I look forward to seeing what is in store! Get well and thanks for the shout out and details! Excited already!!

    • @Rabidchu
      @Rabidchu 7 лет назад +43

      Holy SHIT he's alive. We all thought you were dead, bro! FUCKIN' TURBO DUDE!!!
      But for real we're stoked to see you again. Welcome back and much love from your fans.

  • @marwa3784
    @marwa3784 3 года назад +23

    armin saying: "come to me, my wifey" is making me cry from laughter

  • @Wurzelknecht
    @Wurzelknecht 3 года назад +11

    Can you imagine season 4 Armin in Marley with THIS voice and personality?

  • @galaxycat1719
    @galaxycat1719 7 лет назад +242

    I love how when jean is talking u can just hear armin screaming in the backround and reiner saying his favourite crayons 😂👌🏻

  • @kraag5181
    @kraag5181 8 лет назад +189

    omg I lost it when the titan emerged from the trees with that music 😂😂😂

  • @jeanpierrepolnareff4272
    @jeanpierrepolnareff4272 3 года назад +34

    Funny cause Armin ends up being the one who gets Annie in the end

  • @waihuakealoha8054
    @waihuakealoha8054 2 года назад +5

    8:48 "ARMEEEEEEN GET UP BRO THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE LOOKING FOR CATERPILLARS" the voice actor made himself laugh lmao

  • @Wicked061
    @Wicked061 8 лет назад +545

    booty booty booty rocking everywhere!! lol. I fkn love reiner

  • @leef2305
    @leef2305 6 лет назад +789

    Green... Is _not a _*_primary COLOR_*

    • @bluebosnian
      @bluebosnian 6 лет назад +36

      Emma Laurence GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR (dhmIs) reference

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 5 лет назад +9

      Actually depends on what you refer to. CMYK, RBG, RBY.

    • @holybamboozler
      @holybamboozler 5 лет назад +9

      Green is a primary color in lighting

    • @Tree
      @Tree 5 лет назад +3

      Hey, the only thing that matters here is that PURPLE is for Voldemort.

  • @koopatroopa3211
    @koopatroopa3211 Год назад +8

    7:37💀
    ngl reiner is high af
    armin, reiner, and jeans conversation was fucking *epic*

  • @Stresslvls99
    @Stresslvls99 3 года назад +4

    The way how Jeans voice deepens when he says "Let's fucking *DO THIIIISSS!!!"*

  • @HoodieHorizon
    @HoodieHorizon 7 лет назад +229

    "Dammit not deep enough!"
    "That's what she saAHHHH"

    • @heathbrewster7206
      @heathbrewster7206 7 лет назад

      Equestrian Warrior Turn your head, even if you poo!

  • @andrecravo3774
    @andrecravo3774 7 лет назад +295

    Armins speech from what i heard(capslock for parts with subtitles and no for parts without):
    "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME
    I AM THE CRIMSON KING
    ANOITED IN BLOOD AND DESTINED TO CLAIM YOU BY MY SIDE
    LOOK UPON THESE SACRIFICES I'VE BROUGHT YOU
    look upon and use them as you will
    their souls are yours to take
    and once you goined my side
    we shall take so so many more
    i am Armin Arlert first of his name
    king of the andals
    ruler of the unborn
    the grand spectator of space and time
    AND MY WILL SHAL NOT BE DENIED
    YES CRUSH HIM MY DARK QUEEN
    Let US CONSUMENATE OUR FUTURE UPON THE TWISTED REMNANTS OF HIS MANGLED CORPSE
    YES CRUSH HIM
    crush him"

    • @JoEl-tw1rc
      @JoEl-tw1rc 5 лет назад +17

      Andre Cravo Let's just make this Armin sit on the Iron Throne then 🤣 gonna be better than what's going on in the series right now

    • @andywu1981
      @andywu1981 5 лет назад

      Ellen J WAGA KINGU CRIMSON NO NYOUKU

    • @tidebleach9667
      @tidebleach9667 5 лет назад +6

      Armin is what euron should've been

    • @rendexvousy
      @rendexvousy 5 лет назад +1

      my life’s mission is to memorize armin’s crimson king speech

  • @theretarbconsultant5469
    @theretarbconsultant5469 3 года назад +43

    Every single episode...
    *Armin scares me more...*