Classic Gulman: The Greatest Smartphone Story Ever Told

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024

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  • @williamknell864
    @williamknell864 9 месяцев назад +42

    "It only adds up if you add it up."
    That's gold.
    He's, like, my personal Shakespeare.

  • @snakedoktor6020
    @snakedoktor6020 Год назад +180

    I'm 62, and have never heard of you. But you are now my favorite comedian. That, sir, was so true, and so funny!

    • @ForDemoPurposesOnly
      @ForDemoPurposesOnly Год назад +43

      You think this is good, you should watch his routine on how the states got their abbreviations.

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 Год назад +6

      @@ForDemoPurposesOnly
      Yes! Love that one.

    • @chrissybradshaw4879
      @chrissybradshaw4879 Год назад +3

      You think that’s funny, wait until he tells you about how he loves grapes. 😂😂

    • @agin1519
      @agin1519 Год назад +11

      So Dotty.

    • @thomasrodante3602
      @thomasrodante3602 Год назад +1

      Yes! Turns out, I’m the only one of my friends that didn’t know about this guy. Have you seen him on Rich Eisen show?

  • @ukdavepianoman
    @ukdavepianoman 6 месяцев назад +24

    Brilliant delivery. I love the "phone is a seldom used app on my phone". A real master of words.

    • @stevencooke6451
      @stevencooke6451 3 месяца назад +3

      He is so brilliant with how he sets up punchlines. And the punchlines themselves.

  • @chrisb5483
    @chrisb5483 10 месяцев назад +32

    Gary can take something you THINK has been done to death: not calling on our phones, and bring a fresh take on it and it's hilarious.

  • @aakhthuu
    @aakhthuu Год назад +53

    Watching this on my phone 📞

  • @tigerkuma1011
    @tigerkuma1011 8 месяцев назад +21

    He is one of the best. He structures his routines so well. A true craftsman.

  • @nfinsf
    @nfinsf 9 месяцев назад +16

    “To me, the phone is a seldom used app… on my phone.” 😂

  • @edwardmeade9439
    @edwardmeade9439 Год назад +57

    No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh.

  • @BenThere_DoneThat
    @BenThere_DoneThat 8 месяцев назад +8

    Quickly clarifying with "Redemption" was so clever and well-delivered 😂

  • @markraby1665
    @markraby1665 8 месяцев назад +12

    In 2024, there are maybe five or six living comedians whose routines are funny enough to watch more than once. Gary Gulman is either at or near the top of that list

    • @PattyMac811
      @PattyMac811 8 месяцев назад +1

      Gary Gulman
      Bill Burr
      Nate Bargatze
      Daniel Tosh
      Hannibal Burress
      Brian Regan
      In the convo..
      Pete Holmes
      Mike Birbiglia
      Anthony Jeselnik
      Kyle Kinane
      Tom Segura
      Dave Chappelle
      Casey Rocket from KillTony

    • @hoopsmunkey8675
      @hoopsmunkey8675 Месяц назад

      @@PattyMac811you forgot Jim Gaffigan

    • @PattyMac811
      @PattyMac811 Месяц назад

      @@hoopsmunkey8675 no I didnt

    • @hoopsmunkey8675
      @hoopsmunkey8675 Месяц назад +1

      @@PattyMac811 yeah. You did.

  • @peterm4486
    @peterm4486 10 месяцев назад +17

    And I’m 63, never heard of you and now you are my favorite comedian!

    • @peterm4486
      @peterm4486 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@RenataKleinRK Wonderful, thank you for that!

  • @flok.8317
    @flok.8317 10 месяцев назад +17

    So glad to discover you have your own channel, Gary. I had discovered you on last comic standing and it was obvious then how talented you are. You have a very unique voice, delivery, and understated charm. You're it!

  • @WallyJ2K
    @WallyJ2K Год назад +15

    You're one of the greatest! Keep it up!

  • @hotsaucehimself
    @hotsaucehimself Год назад +5

    Classic Gulman is right! Love it

  • @AudriaOdom-fr2zs
    @AudriaOdom-fr2zs 9 месяцев назад +5

    I've obviously I've been living in a different reality. I've known of you, but it didn't even enter my mind that you had a RUclips channel, so glad I was watching Team Coco (shout-out) and found you. Yay 🤗You are super Funny and can be super deep with just a smidge of quirk...idk, whatever it is, it's right on👏👏👏☠

  • @sanctifiedandsaved5298
    @sanctifiedandsaved5298 9 месяцев назад +10

    "seldom used app" - priceless perfect comedy

    • @truthspirit4433
      @truthspirit4433 3 месяца назад

      Enjoy your Cell... Dumb, I See. 😄 🤣 😂

  • @ThemeParkDelight
    @ThemeParkDelight Год назад +17

    Genuinely funny, whenever I see this come up on the comedy channel Laugh USA, I tell my wife: this guy's good

  • @JimEdmiston
    @JimEdmiston Год назад +6

    I could go for unregulated, unlimited pulp!

  • @christophershutt7549
    @christophershutt7549 10 месяцев назад +8

    The way he crafts his monologs are amazing.

  • @eudaimoniac4620
    @eudaimoniac4620 3 месяца назад

    I have watched this more than 10 times over the years. Still cracks me up.

  • @rhiannablumberg4803
    @rhiannablumberg4803 Год назад +7

    still one of the best ever!!!!

  • @neilkirk2003
    @neilkirk2003 7 месяцев назад +2

    Yes -- it's a fact -- YOU, sir are the most brilliant and the funniest comedian since George Carlin.🏆

  • @marthawoodworth6907
    @marthawoodworth6907 2 месяца назад

    He's one of the greats. I can watch his sets again and again. I've got half of them memorized, lol.

  • @vegasquare
    @vegasquare Год назад +6

    Great stuff…... Thank you!

  • @tomgio1
    @tomgio1 Год назад +7

    My new favorite phrase, “your phone, is an app…on your PHONE.”

  • @jenniferggreer457
    @jenniferggreer457 Год назад +15

    is he still doing standup? he was funny. remember him from last comic standing.

    • @jcplearn
      @jcplearn Год назад +9

      Yes! Just bought tickets to see him. It'll be my second time.

    • @sleepinggorilla
      @sleepinggorilla Год назад +2

      Just as he was getting popular and getting movie roles he had some personal issues and stopped working for a few years. I saw a short special he made where he talked about it.

    • @jenniferggreer457
      @jenniferggreer457 Год назад +2

      @@sleepinggorilla hate to hear that. Glad he's back. I'd heard he got married , so maybe he's got a good life going on now!

  • @SUP1900
    @SUP1900 Год назад +13

    Love you, Gary Gulman! 😂

  • @Kevins773
    @Kevins773 Год назад +4

    I loved the Godfather reference 😂

  • @jacksart7810
    @jacksart7810 Год назад +9

    THE GUL! HELL YEAH!

  • @carlofiorletta
    @carlofiorletta 10 месяцев назад +4

    Fantastic set, reminds me of the first time I tasted fresh squeezed Orange juice, my ex-wife did try on that one.

  • @dp4089
    @dp4089 Год назад +4

    He has some funny material. The grapefruit one is my favorite. Shawshank, Rocky are good too

  • @sabahetaalek-finkelman3602
    @sabahetaalek-finkelman3602 Год назад +5

    GOAT!!!

  • @bruceluber5178
    @bruceluber5178 10 месяцев назад +4

    My favorite use of my supercomputer in my pocket was getting replacement remote control app simulators when we would lose the remotes, it's genius

  • @kathleenhauck2175
    @kathleenhauck2175 3 месяца назад

    My new favorite comedian

  • @musickb1
    @musickb1 Год назад +4

    Love your stories! We still talk about Dot the sassy secretary abbreviating the states!

    • @JohnInTheVWBus
      @JohnInTheVWBus 11 месяцев назад +2

      Dottie, you randy minx!

    • @brendapaull
      @brendapaull 9 месяцев назад +1

      Not now, Dottie! You vulgar lush!

  • @joeyballentine7375
    @joeyballentine7375 9 месяцев назад +1

    That sounds like girl math which I recently discovered. I just heard of you on NPR. So very funny. Hope you come to Tampa, FL.

  • @saxon6
    @saxon6 Год назад +3

    I loved Scholastic Book Club

  • @6DBF
    @6DBF Год назад +11

    Tell me about the generation that spends $15 to watch a movie rather than getting out of bed to watch it on the DVD he owns.

    • @181cameron
      @181cameron Год назад +1

      The ones whose backs hurt

  • @adrees
    @adrees Год назад +11

    Love you Man! I have been getting a refreshing deluge of your videos on RUclips and I’m loving it.

  • @ucantc
    @ucantc 8 месяцев назад +7

    How is Gary not a huge comedian. He's one of the best I've ever seen

    • @Psalm22v6
      @Psalm22v6 7 месяцев назад +1

      Diet and exercise.

  • @beabeauty
    @beabeauty 11 месяцев назад +2

    Omg. You get me. I couldn’t buy the movie again but I would have looked into it . “ it only adds up if you add it up”. Lmao

  • @codingatnight
    @codingatnight Год назад +3

    Hey, come to the West Coast, I will be glad to spend big $$$ to come see you.

    • @nfinsf
      @nfinsf 9 месяцев назад

      He was recently here!

  • @ShihanTomCallahan
    @ShihanTomCallahan 9 месяцев назад +1

    my new favorite as well found him on Seth Myers.

  • @RIPMrAlwaysFirst
    @RIPMrAlwaysFirst 8 месяцев назад

    “I like the one that says shum pulp”
    - Tony Soprano

  • @buzoff4642
    @buzoff4642 Год назад +1

    We need a DVD to digital app.

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 9 месяцев назад

    I'm definitely the text before calling kind of guy.

  • @TheLlane
    @TheLlane 11 месяцев назад +2

    He redefined sugar cookies.

    • @nince021
      @nince021 11 месяцев назад +2

      Sugar cookies bit is what made me fall in love with his comedy, what must have been 20 years ago. And he’s still hilarious.

  • @kpr2
    @kpr2 8 месяцев назад

    Absolutely brilliant madness. :D
    PS: I've checked my accounts... it doesn't add it, it only subtracts.

  • @ScaricoOleoso
    @ScaricoOleoso Месяц назад

    I thought this was a comedy bit. I didn't realize you were just about verbatim reenacting Steve Jobs' presentation of the iPhone. 🤣

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD Год назад +1

    My offer is nothing!
    Brilliant.

  • @jamesdonlon3763
    @jamesdonlon3763 Год назад +5

    Dude how have I not heard of you before? Awesome stuff!

  • @bruceluber5178
    @bruceluber5178 10 месяцев назад

    I have gotten rid of VHS's and facet tapes but I still have CDs and DVDs so I guess I'm not too old

  • @CHDean
    @CHDean 8 месяцев назад +1

    And he works clean.

  • @JOHNAPRIL123
    @JOHNAPRIL123 8 месяцев назад +2

    His humor is so perceptive.

  • @Roardawg
    @Roardawg Год назад +3

    So incredibly relatable!

  • @ernestcassler2505
    @ernestcassler2505 Год назад +2

    Funny as always 🙂🙂

  • @lindaromero7780
    @lindaromero7780 8 месяцев назад

    You da man!

  • @sherparoyale
    @sherparoyale 6 месяцев назад

    He’s going to have his Nate Bargatze or Larry David moment…

  • @getlowlevi
    @getlowlevi 11 месяцев назад +1

    Classic Dottie

  • @makscho1
    @makscho1 Год назад +2

    This is hilarious 😂

  • @shinner65
    @shinner65 8 месяцев назад

    Unregulated unlimited pulp is a fantasy of mine. Can’t get enough pulp. 🍊

  • @Mitsoxfan
    @Mitsoxfan Год назад +1

    JCC is still my favorite

  • @joeflickz
    @joeflickz Месяц назад

    Oh Gary you vulgar lush! That was great!

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 Год назад

    He looks like the actor who played Bruce Banner in avengers.

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 9 месяцев назад

    People that pay for content make me laugh.

  • @MrTcrean222
    @MrTcrean222 8 месяцев назад

    Love Gary!
    Just read (listened to) his audiobook Misfit.
    Highly recommend.

  • @reneedesrosiers6920
    @reneedesrosiers6920 7 месяцев назад

    Hey, I’m 80 and I never heard of you either and I think you’re wonderful now. So few comedians actually make me laugh.

  • @gavinhicks3474
    @gavinhicks3474 9 месяцев назад

    The phone is a seldom used app on my phone! Yes!

  • @themcool8824
    @themcool8824 Год назад

    Anybody else waiting for the favorite line in this golden set? - "This is my offer to you, Senator: nothing".
    Not complaining, but I'm sorry he left it out!

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu 9 месяцев назад

    prayer LORD thank you for gary, pls bless him and help him.
    in Jesus name i pray amen

  • @davegenther6877
    @davegenther6877 7 месяцев назад

    I love Nate Bargatze, but this guy is as good…different style. They are both in my top 3

  • @benwitte8832
    @benwitte8832 9 месяцев назад

    Oh yeah, keep digging. Gary has many great bits...Many.

  • @jasoncravens1124
    @jasoncravens1124 8 месяцев назад

    Well crafted ending. Excellent.

  • @tonygrowley5275
    @tonygrowley5275 9 месяцев назад

    My oldest son never talks on his phone. I, on the other hand, don't even own one.

  • @vincentvega5686
    @vincentvega5686 Год назад +5

    He thinks his mobile phone is a "phone" lol It's a pocket size computer that came with a phone app. :)

    • @buzoff4642
      @buzoff4642 Год назад +1

      It's a pocket size tracker, that compels the public to believe they should be accessible at all times, along with everyone they ever try to contact.

    • @jaymoraski
      @jaymoraski Год назад

      ​@@buzoff4642well said. With love to be able to talk to a person sometime when trying to solve a problem instead of a chatbox, AI etc.

  • @ericg.43
    @ericg.43 8 месяцев назад

    I 100% have done the dvd/streaming thing 😅

  • @charlesford157
    @charlesford157 Год назад +2

    "It only adds up...If you add it up." Hilarious. I am totally using that. I'm not a comedian, so I can.

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 9 месяцев назад

    You can't fight Big Pulp.

  • @cathygould
    @cathygould 9 месяцев назад

    Pulp!

  • @daphnecooper8435
    @daphnecooper8435 8 месяцев назад

    Dr Drew glad you did research

  • @MsAnnaBanana914
    @MsAnnaBanana914 2 месяца назад

    “It only adds up if you add it up”…Sounds like something Kamala Harris might say!

  • @ShihanTomCallahan
    @ShihanTomCallahan 9 месяцев назад

    hilarious

  • @guitarman394
    @guitarman394 9 месяцев назад

    Gulman is the best!

  • @aarongifs
    @aarongifs 9 месяцев назад

    Some pulp is the best lol

  • @xilebat
    @xilebat Год назад

    The MASTER of the "tight five".

  • @davidbowman5105
    @davidbowman5105 11 месяцев назад

    love pulp

  • @R0binah00d
    @R0binah00d 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’d call this accurate public speaking. Not comedy.

  • @EDBFunTimes
    @EDBFunTimes Год назад

    Gah! Gah!!

  • @GoodJuju.8D
    @GoodJuju.8D Год назад +5

    Don't you just love him?! 🤍

  • @rijancaffe
    @rijancaffe Год назад

    How very safe material. I like my comedians to be thought of as nice more than anything. I hope those actually funny psycho comedians to burn in hell. Seriously though, this is horrifying that young people find this funny. We are all doomed.

  • @alenmemic2269
    @alenmemic2269 Год назад

    Too polite and too mellow.

  • @Lobishomem
    @Lobishomem Год назад +1

    Not the least bit funny.

  • @FackLoops
    @FackLoops Год назад +3

    Not us. The common man.
    Just look at a person like Elon or your local small business. They’re not lazy. Tech is making YOU lazy, but it doesn’t have to. You’re letting it.

    • @Emilio1985
      @Emilio1985 Год назад +1

      Elon hasn't worked a day in his life. He's the laziest human being who has any notoriety. He was born into apartheid money, used it to buy claim to founding companies that already existed (PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla) and has brought nothing to the commercial market except the grift of convincing idiots that he's got more brain cells than teeth.

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 Год назад +10

      I think you missed the fact that this is comedy

    • @BedlamAndBones
      @BedlamAndBones Год назад +5

      @@radhiadeedou8286No, this guy’s probably never laughed a day in his life.

    • @buzoff4642
      @buzoff4642 Год назад +1

      ?!?
      You have to be kidding.
      Multitudes of business owners live year round on their seasonal/part time business, by paying the workers near nothing.
      And then there's investors who contribute no effort whatsoever, and use the public for shunting the business expenses and when really f'ing up, the bill to bail out their epic failures.