GTA Online Top 5 Most Annoying Things Randoms Do On Heists

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  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155  5 лет назад +1330

    Im not saying all randoms are bad players but these are specific things that I have noticed in heists that are very common. People ask me why I just do businesses and not heists anymore. A lot of the reason is because of incidents like this. You guys have any stories of these things happening to you?

    • @fatmidgetbalditalianplumbe2332
      @fatmidgetbalditalianplumbe2332 5 лет назад +6

      TheProfessional sup how is ur day going so far?

    • @ethanbishop5487
      @ethanbishop5487 5 лет назад +15

      TheProfessional I was doing the first regular heist and a guy joined and demanded 70% and he did nothing to help

    • @michaelpigg3408
      @michaelpigg3408 5 лет назад +4

      What is your Xbox community

    • @theok8103
      @theok8103 5 лет назад +1

      Can u accept my request to the crew

    • @ZevexTheScot
      @ZevexTheScot 5 лет назад +1

      Hey pro love the videos keep it up when you streaming GTA again?

  • @aeternus2036
    @aeternus2036 5 лет назад +5352

    I swear, There's always that one guy who takes like 10 minutes to do the fleeca hacking game

    • @tannerearth0396
      @tannerearth0396 5 лет назад +142

      Always

    • @SoraFan23
      @SoraFan23 5 лет назад +190

      That happened to me so many times.

    • @diegoolivera5261
      @diegoolivera5261 5 лет назад +908

      I joined fleeca job coz I was feeling nice and he was a lvl19, so I thought ok this will be fast, he took 20 minutes to hack and it took him like another 10 minutes to do the vault part, I literally went down to a shop irl to buy some snacks and came back and he was still hacking. We completed it in 47 minutes😭😂

    • @tigersebel
      @tigersebel 5 лет назад +277

      I once waited 20 min for some guy to do the hacking part. eventually i just drove the car into the water and left the heist. ain't nobody got time for that. This can't be too hard. you are basically just playing snake

    • @jaredhorton8525
      @jaredhorton8525 5 лет назад +22

      Tap Indie damn 😂😂

  • @kos-3327
    @kos-3327 5 лет назад +1778

    I like how he legit gets pissed when he’s telling these stories

    • @idontlikewind.554
      @idontlikewind.554 4 года назад +81

      Kos - I know, he’s taken it so seriously 😂

    • @catz8449
      @catz8449 4 года назад +30

      Nodrog Mulac yeah it’s almost as if he doesn’t see his ‘slaves’ as humans. He treats them like shit and if they don’t do exactly what he wants he gets pissed.

    • @dutchvanderlinde5218
      @dutchvanderlinde5218 4 года назад +123

      @@catz8449 dude he is just mad that these things happen constantly and these are very dumb things people do you shoudl understand when he gets pissed

    • @exoticyeti584
      @exoticyeti584 4 года назад +13

      Kos - this kid complains to much

    • @dutchvanderlinde5218
      @dutchvanderlinde5218 4 года назад +36

      @@catz8449 he makes most of his money on his youtube channel from this game i understand if he gets pissed because he plays this game 24/7 for money what do you expect

  • @extendedpp5107
    @extendedpp5107 3 года назад +340

    What it means vs what randoms think it means:
    Steal the thing - destroy the thing
    Lose the cops - shoot the cops
    30% cut - 0% cut
    Take cover - take no cover
    Don't rush - rush B
    Leave the area - leave your house
    Hack the thing - you're being hAcked, leave the GamE!!
    Clear the area of enemies - the area is clear of enemies, please come in without any armor or snacks or weapons :)
    Collect the thing - collect the thing and go afk
    Get to the buyer - kill yourself 3 times then leave the game
    🤷‍♂️

  • @JeroldBoy0407
    @JeroldBoy0407 2 года назад +80

    I remember doing the Casino heists with randoms. And I had to go AFK to be on a call with my therapist. And I told that to the randoms and none of them got mad at me :) Some randoms can be good people XD

    • @ChrisB0719
      @ChrisB0719 2 года назад +8

      It’s not often that you can see good randoms. Most of them would get mad at you.

    • @estelasayeed5608
      @estelasayeed5608 Год назад +5

      @@ChrisB0719 to be fair though if you’ve got an appointment with a doctor or just anything really, then just don’t do a heist because it can become so unpredictable that you could be on the heist for ages dealing with annoying players.

    • @maxpeyne6268
      @maxpeyne6268 Год назад +4

      ​@@estelasayeed5608 Anything can happen at any time and you can't prevent such inconveniences.

  • @Iloveturkiye-mp5ee
    @Iloveturkiye-mp5ee 4 года назад +874

    The worst feeling is waiting 10 minutes for a full lobby only for one guy to leave as soon as the heist starts.

    • @abdicherryt
      @abdicherryt 4 года назад +28

      Tom Roland and the 2 other guys don’t feel like waitin again so they leave too

    • @bigsteppa2116
      @bigsteppa2116 4 года назад +8

      abdi ali or your the fourth guy to join and the host leaves the heist

    • @abdicherryt
      @abdicherryt 4 года назад +3

      Metro Boomin I SWEAR

    • @bigsteppa2116
      @bigsteppa2116 4 года назад +3

      abdi ali can’t count how many times I join on call and the host leaves

    • @centerpoint2844
      @centerpoint2844 4 года назад +3

      I swear I used to wait 20+ minutes each time I wanted to do a setup

  • @Peanut_Arbuckle
    @Peanut_Arbuckle 5 лет назад +758

    Rockstar REALLY overestimates the intelligence of the average GTA player

    • @VeXeDZERO
      @VeXeDZERO 5 лет назад +41

      Dude, they do lol

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +50

      With all of the screwups I've seen in heists, thankfully I lucked out when I tried the Criminal Mastermind challenge. My crew was a group of randoms that banded together. A couple of them argued and we had a few close calls, but we completed the challenge on our first try.

    • @corvoerin3766
      @corvoerin3766 5 лет назад +18

      Well they are mostly twelve year olds

    • @troglodyte4866
      @troglodyte4866 5 лет назад +44

      Karastaag which is ironic bc it’s a mature 17+ game it’s fucking annoying too when they act like a top dog even though their like 9 years younger than me

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 5 лет назад +17

      @@troglodyte4866 probably spoiled brats who have never been told "no" before

  • @Scienceworld01689
    @Scienceworld01689 4 года назад +382

    GTA logic
    Lvl 99: I will kick u because u are low level, noob.
    Lvl 1000: I will kick u because u level is too high, modder.

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 3 года назад +9

      I have lvl 60+ on GTAV on PC (lvl 25+ on PS4 GTAV)

    • @ragnarralle
      @ragnarralle 3 года назад +5

      @@RanaRandom Wanna do the casino heist on PC with me? I'm level 260

    • @C0RPSE996
      @C0RPSE996 3 года назад +3

      I know that pain being a level 25 on PC is annoying cause I'm a level 100 odd on console but only recently moved to PC

    • @UltraBambi23456
      @UltraBambi23456 3 года назад +1

      I’m lvl 271

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 3 года назад

      @@ragnarralle my PC GTAV name is the same as my username. dunno if I'm eligible for a casino heist though.

  • @confusedcat-sm9cy
    @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +57

    7:47 best fail screen in the history of GTA online that has haunted players for years

  • @andrei-jj4bz
    @andrei-jj4bz 5 лет назад +1782

    Mission failed
    The Velum has been destroyed

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 5 лет назад +78

      cannot relate, since i get put on pilot more than the other roles combined, but i can imagine the frustration

    • @markhampshirewildcamperand8731
      @markhampshirewildcamperand8731 5 лет назад +2

      O yes lol

    • @mihneaiordan1813
      @mihneaiordan1813 5 лет назад +24

      After the first time this happened I set the best player as pilot

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 5 лет назад +6

      @@mihneaiordan1813 maybe i should start taking it as a compliment from now on. i am well versed with the aircraft controls

    • @Miister00
      @Miister00 5 лет назад +31

      one time a random couldn't land with the parachute -_______-

  • @cryptickush
    @cryptickush 5 лет назад +455

    I hate when they leave when you are about to finish! It’s so annoying

    • @theprofessional155
      @theprofessional155  5 лет назад +84

      I can’t stand that . It’s the most rude thing someone can do . Then you have to restart and get kicked back into free mode .

    • @gzzzboi7368
      @gzzzboi7368 5 лет назад +7

      Braden Richer I do that to troll 😂😂

    • @tukx6146
      @tukx6146 5 лет назад +22

      Name is None of your business. Why

    • @flanno4549
      @flanno4549 5 лет назад +4

      Some guy said he was leaving when I was doing a heist but I didn't get kicked, I'm not sure if he left or not

    • @gzzzboi7368
      @gzzzboi7368 5 лет назад +1

      Hopeless Romantic cause I feel like it BIITCH

  • @biggpp6276
    @biggpp6276 3 года назад +41

    People: *get kicked because they are high level
    *Suffering from success*

    • @severzz1108
      @severzz1108 3 года назад

      Relatable as a rank 800

    • @godmergiethemobilegamer
      @godmergiethemobilegamer 2 года назад +1

      Logic
      "Oh he's a hacker he's a high level"
      "Oh he's a noob he's a low level"
      Bruh i hate life

    • @huskyhuskymac1530
      @huskyhuskymac1530 2 года назад

      @@godmergiethemobilegamer ikr

  • @goof94729
    @goof94729 4 года назад +27

    There’s always that one kid who leaves right before the payout

    • @Hasoon09
      @Hasoon09 4 года назад +1

      Yeah I was doing casino heist 3,000,000 take and he left when we lost the cops

    • @null_502
      @null_502 4 года назад +1

      I’m gonna do that now and be a dick

    • @null_502
      @null_502 3 года назад

      @retarded sponge lol wow thanks man I’m so happy.
      And ok I don’t care if I don’t

    • @1ol000
      @1ol000 Год назад

      Bruh i was on diamond casino heist and we were about to lose the cops then get paid but some idiot left :/

  • @saynotothemeta993
    @saynotothemeta993 4 года назад +872

    "Why did you go AFK??"
    "Sorry bro I heard cats fighting outside I wanted to watch"

    • @ctrl4613
      @ctrl4613 4 года назад +60

      Honestly i'd say, "Damn, i wish i coulda watched it as well"

    • @azizt6773
      @azizt6773 4 года назад +37

      Anthony 1445 i bet you’re a modder who has billions of money lol

    • @stacchk64dta37
      @stacchk64dta37 4 года назад +36

      @@AnthonyBabyRickeys go play fortnite kid

    • @yeeterpeter980
      @yeeterpeter980 4 года назад +5

      understandable sir have a nice day

    • @gsc4352
      @gsc4352 4 года назад +21

      Once had a guys who said that his house was on fire and had to go for 5 mins. He came back after saying his mum died but he still continued playing for 3 more hours till he said he got bored 😂😂😂

  • @pigeonmastr
    @pigeonmastr 4 года назад +842

    this guy is the most fair, wholesome gta player that has like *everything*

    • @sptesnazgru9313
      @sptesnazgru9313 4 года назад +20

      Even up to 1 Billion dollars

    • @Benjo.nen00
      @Benjo.nen00 4 года назад +44

      He’s richer than anyone I know, and nicer than some of my friends who have nothing. Why can’t the community all be like this.

    • @Name-lj9ku
      @Name-lj9ku 4 года назад +10

      Obama Mama facts

    • @sug3863
      @sug3863 4 года назад +7

      Also, the vid is barely monetized, only one ad.

    • @YureiZenSakura
      @YureiZenSakura 4 года назад +9

      @@Benjo.nen00 to many edgy kids getting ahold of the game.

  • @mohjmz2003
    @mohjmz2003 4 года назад +121

    06:00 imagine to do a heist in real life with this guy.

  • @confusedcat-sm9cy
    @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +15

    those randoms who join an invite thinking it's a finale, and when they realize it's a setup they leave

    • @demonkiler2
      @demonkiler2 2 года назад

      thats got to be me XD ps i always take 15%^aslong its hardmode

  • @redacted174
    @redacted174 5 лет назад +346

    One heist setup where literally no one cooperates: DELIVER EMP

    • @samuelsabo9493
      @samuelsabo9493 5 лет назад +8

      i had a random sabotage this setup. he kept rushing in and getting caught.

    • @bruisedjinx
      @bruisedjinx 4 года назад +8

      i'm guilty of number 1 on it. i was playing with these kids on the deliver EMP setup mission and i didn't have a mic so i was sort of hanging back and trying to not get in the way since they did have mics and were talking to each other. I'd run up to the fence with a sniper rifle and take out a couple guards I could see and continue keeping an eye out and they kept getting spotted and we'd fail the mission. no big deal, we just all kept trying and then the host was getting impatient and had to leave soon because his older brother was gonna pick him up for something so he had his brother come on to do it for him and the guy tells us all to just wait at the car and he'll do it by himself. So i went to my usual spot and started shooting at the guard's feet and near the guard's head to alert them and failed the mission and he left. I have no regrets.

    • @zshxrkie12
      @zshxrkie12 4 года назад

      Hello, there

    • @KashifKhan-lh5bv
      @KashifKhan-lh5bv 4 года назад +8

      I hate this setup. Took me 7 month to finnish it.

    • @WendyGameing
      @WendyGameing 4 года назад +1

      i did that mission 1st try 1st time. luckily i watched a video about it how to do it. im with my gf in the same room so we can call the double takedowns. also the 2 other ppl came from the official gta5 discord server lfg. just use discord lfg instead failing to 3iq randoms.

  • @Peanut_Arbuckle
    @Peanut_Arbuckle 5 лет назад +270

    >wait 10 minutes for heist to start
    >someone leaves as soon as it starts
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Val-1440
      @Val-1440 5 лет назад +3

      Then they text "SUFFER"

    • @spillinout
      @spillinout 5 лет назад +8

      Peanut Arbuckle no even worse ylu wait 10 min for the last person to join then someone leaves and right after that a person join you were waiting for that happens to me alot so annoying

    • @CapperCritic
      @CapperCritic 5 лет назад

      LMAOOOOO

    • @FatalGaming250
      @FatalGaming250 5 лет назад +1

      I've waiting hours for people to join my lobby to start the heist. Intro cutscene starts playing for a new heist. Everyone leaves. Bruh where the fuck is your patience?!

    • @andrewlawton562
      @andrewlawton562 4 года назад

      ikr i had this level 8000 who joined then he left because he thought the people in the lobby were noobs

  • @cleyat0mmic990
    @cleyat0mmic990 4 года назад +83

    The last preparation mission for the human labs heist is impossible with randoms.!

    • @kumarojayy
      @kumarojayy 4 года назад +6

      i did it as a random lol (still mess up but only like 2 times)
      so i was very lucky that day to find good random heist teammate :o

    • @Nolanpatsfan
      @Nolanpatsfan 4 года назад +2

      For me it’s easy. But I agree, it’s VERY frustrating

    • @xlirken77
      @xlirken77 3 года назад +1

      yee i know this pain

    • @crillexz7436
      @crillexz7436 3 года назад +1

      Lol yes it took me 9 months to do it because all the random I played with sucked

    • @user-gq3bl2qk8h
      @user-gq3bl2qk8h 3 года назад +1

      It's not hard as long as you have communication and a plan

  • @2Hollows
    @2Hollows 4 года назад +15

    When ur doing a casino hiest and random joins and asks for 40 percent

  • @dc5v529
    @dc5v529 5 лет назад +398

    10:00 the worst one is the people that don’t play music but play a beat and try to rap and or sing on the mic and it sounds like shit.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 4 года назад +195

    The worst thing about playing with randoms:
    "The session you're trying to join is full, would you like a queue to enter?"

  • @confusedcat-sm9cy
    @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +48

    One time when I was level 15 I got invited to series a funding, everyone was level 300 - 750, they gave me a 45% cut because he knew I needed it the most out of others, nobody complained luckily. I was so scared I just hid and killed like 5 enemies with a sawed off, and the host told me, Don't be scared, so I drove the technical, the host was using the gun, it was on hard, and we did the elite challenge, I got like a 500k payout, for whoever you are, I might never meet you again, but thank you

    • @yogosethd4006
      @yogosethd4006 4 года назад +2

      Wow thats epic

    • @jadonsingh169
      @jadonsingh169 3 года назад

      If you are on ps4 you can do the casino with me

    • @jadonsingh169
      @jadonsingh169 3 года назад

      What's your psn if you have a ps4

    • @Sergmanny46
      @Sergmanny46 3 года назад

      @@jadonsingh169 My psn is Termalemon.

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 3 года назад +2

      Thats AWSOME

  • @LovleyLemonade
    @LovleyLemonade 11 месяцев назад +5

    Ive done heists with randoms where everyone other than me is below level 40. We still managed to complete them because of good communication.
    Doing heists with randoms without ANY communication is where problems rise. Also make sure at least 1 person knows what to do because trial and error during heists is something I wouldn't wish on anyone.

  • @crip_toe2390
    @crip_toe2390 4 года назад +558

    Me hosting a heist:
    “2 people joins”
    “Me waiting 12 min for that 4th player”
    “Some one Finally joins”
    “Xx_Ghost_killer_xx left”
    Me:🤬

    • @jozefdiaz8195
      @jozefdiaz8195 4 года назад +28

      Legit happened to me

    • @dylanhergenreder4504
      @dylanhergenreder4504 4 года назад +26

      Literally 2 hours trying to do the humane labs heist because randoms are joining and after 3 seconds they leave, pls help

    • @djjuda8433
      @djjuda8433 4 года назад +3

      so fucking tru omg smh my worst problem on starting heist

    • @elikg6603
      @elikg6603 4 года назад +1

      This pisses me off so much when that happens 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 3 года назад +3

      waiting 5 minutes for a fourth member to join. third guy loses his patience and leaves, and someone joins seconds afterwards. it has happened to me more than once

  • @theclover3
    @theclover3 4 года назад +1457

    I got kicked from a session i was hosting

    • @Devil-gx9lp
      @Devil-gx9lp 4 года назад +36

      Ethan Whalen poor soul

    • @chrisapplewhite6660
      @chrisapplewhite6660 4 года назад +81

      For not giving them all the cut after you did all the setups and spent millions on the heist they expect you to make back $1

    • @yerauntiesellsavon8510
      @yerauntiesellsavon8510 4 года назад +6

      Probably because they left while u were starting it

    • @stuarthough8440
      @stuarthough8440 4 года назад +4

      ethan whalen what? how did that happen?

    • @theclover3
      @theclover3 4 года назад +4

      stuart hough i dont even know

  • @SharlenesJourney
    @SharlenesJourney 4 года назад +51

    I’ve been kicked before 😭 it’s probably because of my level

    • @redkeymondude
      @redkeymondude 4 года назад +10

      Maybe your shooting stats aren’t maxed that might be the reason cause this also happened to me 2 years ago

    • @null_502
      @null_502 4 года назад

      Cool

    • @Winterstarf
      @Winterstarf 4 года назад +2

      @@redkeymondude true, if you don't have maxed out (at least) shooting skill you ain't worthy for a heist unless you can prove that you're good at shooting

    • @westy1812
      @westy1812 3 года назад

      what level are u

    • @redkeymondude
      @redkeymondude 3 года назад

      Rank 456

  • @justunnam3d
    @justunnam3d 4 года назад +29

    For the ,,kick for low rank”
    Was doing doomsday act 3 finale with 2 friends both rank 200 had mk2 weapons and minguns, they kept dieing and failing to listen to instructions so eventualy we gave up since it was late
    Then next day they werent around and decided to do with randoms, only one rank 50 joined and did so much better even with just a micro smg and unlike with my friends me and the random reached the orbital cannons
    And then nat type said ,,nah”

    • @fireyburst3798
      @fireyburst3798 4 года назад

      I see u have type nah

    • @Eltryx_
      @Eltryx_ 3 года назад +3

      There is nothing complicated :
      1: NO RUSH, it's the worst thing to do
      2: Stay in cover and be patient and try to shoot in the head
      3: Always stay together
      4: Never forget ur snacks and use them if u really need.

    • @justunnam3d
      @justunnam3d 3 года назад +2

      @@Eltryx_ unfortunetly my high rank friends could not comprehend that

    • @Eltryx_
      @Eltryx_ 3 года назад +1

      @@justunnam3d rip

  • @MrGecko-dm9kh
    @MrGecko-dm9kh 4 года назад +566

    It’s almost like gta has reverse skill-based matchmaking

    • @Matasuh
      @Matasuh 4 года назад +43

      if you're a good and experienced player you get bad teammates. if you're a bad or inexperienced you get bad teammates, bad teammates either way

    • @deceit1407
      @deceit1407 3 года назад +1

      Toasted' Nugget_' players never fail to amuse me by their stupidity

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 3 года назад

      @@deceit1407 in their defense, covert operations is not exactly something you think of when you think GTA. still, would not hurt to follow instructions every now and then. missions tend to have varied objectives that require different skillsets, and people who go in guns blazing most likely do it for the money than an actual desire to complete missions

    • @willhornsby206
      @willhornsby206 3 года назад +2

      Me: *Lets randoms into my Cayo Perico Heist and gives everyone but me 25% i give my friend 35% as they helped me with the heist preps and have no money as they are on their second account and put all their cash into their wallet of the first character*
      Randoms: *demand more cash for them*
      Me: Oh im sorry I paid for the heist i could just take your 25% and give all of us 15% and give my friend the most and im ripping myself off by giving you 25%
      Get into heist
      Me: specifically says to not shoot the two guys talking as we can walk past them
      randoms do it anyway and we fail 5 times until i quit and me and my friend do it ourselves

    • @maybesomeone2.0
      @maybesomeone2.0 3 года назад

      @Toasted' Nugget_' ya need help lvl 60

  • @darakeaveney9149
    @darakeaveney9149 4 года назад +282

    I got kicked from a heist for being too high of a level and I was thought to be a modder I’m level 258 his friend who was in his crew was level 8000

    • @bassboostmusic7116
      @bassboostmusic7116 4 года назад +12

      Dara Keaveney his brain works like this: the lower ur level is the higher it is for hin for example level 1 = 8000

    • @cheese919
      @cheese919 4 года назад +12

      That means his friend is a modded, it is physically impossible to be level 8000, that would mean you play non stop from launch.

    • @efebot033
      @efebot033 4 года назад +11

      @@cheese919 it will take approx. 12 years of playing to get lvl8000

    • @CAOSWOLFIII
      @CAOSWOLFIII 4 года назад +1

      @@efebot033 do you take into account buying n selling crates one by one and double rp and some times triple rp ?

    • @efebot033
      @efebot033 4 года назад +1

      @@CAOSWOLFIII no 1x RP takes 12 years

  • @ittsgod
    @ittsgod 4 года назад +10

    Oh, this remembers me of a guy, who wanted to do aggressive at the casino heist, but didn't get any extra missions like armor or even duggans shipments.

  • @AdamSider
    @AdamSider 4 года назад +7

    I never made a heist. I really would do that, but all the storys of how people act in heists, let me hold back. Man i wish i knew guys like you and have a crew to do that. Good vid. keep it up. Greetings from germany.

  • @xavierxing3742
    @xavierxing3742 5 лет назад +76

    When someone fails the heist, they blame you for it.

    • @_WHEELMAN_
      @_WHEELMAN_ 5 лет назад +5

      XxKillZonexX_1 xxきllぞねxx_1 I’ve seen a lot of them kind of comments right here on this video.

    • @Amazingday22
      @Amazingday22 5 лет назад +3

      I agree with your comment about other players blaming you when the they fail

    • @hussainwazier1690
      @hussainwazier1690 4 года назад

      That happened to me they had mics and I didn't and the person who died said I died and alerted the guards. I was like wtf..

  • @anomalousscientist472
    @anomalousscientist472 5 лет назад +160

    Level 9 Me:
    -queueing for a finale
    waiting in the lobby for 2 more people to join (30-45min)
    -One of them breathes heavily in their mic and other is blasting music
    -15 min cut negotiations, between the host and the other 2
    -heist starts after 2 hours
    -one of them leaves
    -heist fail screen
    -Cloud screen
    -join freemode after 45min clouds
    -repeat

    • @iulius6988
      @iulius6988 5 лет назад +8

      - drive through the whole map
      - start the final again and repeat everything from step one xD

    • @gutgrinder8984
      @gutgrinder8984 5 лет назад +3

      Omfg when you said someone breathing loud someone in gamechat yelled out hey

    • @bluewolf5895
      @bluewolf5895 5 лет назад

      why i pretty much only host doomsday heists

    • @yondabigman4668
      @yondabigman4668 5 лет назад

      Just only do hiests with people you are used to

    • @yondabigman4668
      @yondabigman4668 5 лет назад

      Otherwise, I don't mind helping people getting money on xbox 1

  • @excalibur2596
    @excalibur2596 4 года назад +7

    I was doing the casino heist and a random said "wait I gotta go to the toilet" 😂

  • @confusedcat-sm9cy
    @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +21

    one time I was doing a pacific standard heist with 3 level 9 - 15s on hard mode and I was level 88 and they didn't die once and we somehow managed to do the elite challenge

    • @fakeh20delirious39
      @fakeh20delirious39 4 года назад +8

      lucky ass

    • @frost7724
      @frost7724 7 месяцев назад

      holy shit you’re lucky af, good job dude

    • @confusedcat-sm9cy
      @confusedcat-sm9cy 7 месяцев назад

      @@frost7724 there was also another time later on where it took us 2 hours to finish

  • @TheRealGetochi
    @TheRealGetochi 4 года назад +752

    Me: *waiting in the lobby 30 Minutes*
    30 Minutes later
    *Heist Starts in 20 seconds*
    *Xx_Supergamer666_xX left*

    • @emeraldaard6982
      @emeraldaard6982 4 года назад +25

      its always people with those kinds of usernames too

    • @dogogamer212
      @dogogamer212 4 года назад +1

      ohhh.... those moments.

    • @Davidpoland2005
      @Davidpoland2005 4 года назад +9

      There also people whose names are llIIllIIllII- for no reason

    • @tibs9149
      @tibs9149 4 года назад +10

      Eugéne Prey *message from xX_supergamer66_Xx*
      Invite me back!1!!1!!

    • @dogogamer212
      @dogogamer212 4 года назад

      @n.a.p skateboarding Maybe because he wasn't happy with his cut... or maybe he was just a troll... or maybe he was using the quick job app and when he joined it wasn't the heist he was looking for and quickly left.

  • @davincourchesne2678
    @davincourchesne2678 5 лет назад +386

    The people who destroy your personal vehicle.

    • @jedithenoooblet2680
      @jedithenoooblet2680 5 лет назад +59

      Oh my god, I had this kid destroy my fricking elegy then someone’s insurgent. Luckily, he got fined a lot for that and he was screaming and crying into his mike

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +45

      @@jedithenoooblet2680 Hahaha I had someone who destroyed one of my personal vehicle because it wasn't very expensive, and when I've called in my super car (X80 Proto) behind the fuel cylinder tank, he accidentally shot that and was fined $20,000. Then he was like WWWHHHHAAAAATTTT?!?! HOW?!?!?!

    • @jedithenoooblet2680
      @jedithenoooblet2680 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @thelonelywolf88
      @thelonelywolf88 5 лет назад +2

      It's insured. Why should I care?

    • @jedithenoooblet2680
      @jedithenoooblet2680 5 лет назад +11

      It’s just a little hassle but it’s still annoying

  • @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr
    @RealGeorgeWashingtonFr 4 года назад +3

    I hate when people AFK during the heist. What could be more important than the heist? I mean, I ignored my grandfather having a heart attack during the heist, that’s how much dedication you need to play heists.

  • @killzgaminghd3265
    @killzgaminghd3265 5 лет назад +97

    "I dont care , give me 25%" 😂😂😂

  • @deusvultpictures6550
    @deusvultpictures6550 5 лет назад +454

    Rule 1: Don't do heists with randoms
    Rule 2: See Rule 1

    • @leadedeagle4169
      @leadedeagle4169 5 лет назад +50

      Instructions unclear the vellum has been destroyed

    • @hamburger6477
      @hamburger6477 5 лет назад +6

      Rule 3: don't do heists or missions

    • @danielthewalrus420
      @danielthewalrus420 5 лет назад +7

      Rule 4: if you break the rules 1, 2 and 3 you and your team get fucked

    • @fishermanc8851
      @fishermanc8851 5 лет назад +6

      Rule 6: Snap disk

    • @georgehenry2372
      @georgehenry2372 5 лет назад +6

      Rule 7: Regret breaking the disc

  • @Gavin-rp5bj
    @Gavin-rp5bj 4 года назад +18

    Im level 68 and i have completed the diamond casino heist while i had my team stay back and everyone kicks me because im level 68 i always ask for 15% even if they offer higher

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 3 года назад +1

      You deserve more for being one of the BEST players ever

  • @Ridz149
    @Ridz149 4 года назад +8

    “The velum was destroyed”

  • @sacked412
    @sacked412 5 лет назад +128

    Dumb people should not do heists or missions. Period

    • @QrBooze
      @QrBooze 5 лет назад +1

      how are they supposed to get better if they dont play heists or missions?

    • @sacked412
      @sacked412 5 лет назад +20

      @@QrBooze if they are smart they will get better if they are dumb then they most likely will not. I did not say low level players, I said dumb people. By all means let people try but if they cannot process simple information or strategies then they should not participate in an activity that requires they do so

    • @1elsayed
      @1elsayed 5 лет назад +1

      Hayden Ross yeah someone wantend to join the doomsday heist(that really hard agent setup) as an level 4😂😂😂

    • @Ori0n1975
      @Ori0n1975 5 лет назад

      Some of the stories Professional told in this video, I would think the people were just trolling. But people really are that stupid and entitled.

    • @yxsuke9019
      @yxsuke9019 4 года назад

      Hayden Ross but then you wont get any money

  • @JayJay_18_
    @JayJay_18_ 4 года назад +310

    You: doesn’t die or mess up in a heist at all gets a bronze medal at the end
    The kid who keeps messing up and dying:
    Gets platinum medal
    Ik nobody gives a shit but like something I picked up on

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 4 года назад +7

      I think that it is randomize.

    • @lostickss3421
      @lostickss3421 4 года назад +5

      I like your pfp, bye

    • @sex_therapist
      @sex_therapist 4 года назад +11

      @@kinggod3115 same i was setting up for the pacific standard doing the convoy mission and i litterally didnt do shit i mean i killed the gunner in the insurgent and boom i got platinum

    • @tracytreason
      @tracytreason 4 года назад +3

      that happened to me once. i died so much on the act 3 and i got platinum. i didnt think i deserve it

    • @user-ng5lb7xg7z
      @user-ng5lb7xg7z 4 года назад +1

      Yes I did the doomsday heist and I did mostly all the work and the level 46 guy got platinum and I got bronze, Rockstar WHAT THE FUCK?

  • @unkowngamer_946
    @unkowngamer_946 4 года назад +7

    Fun story (scroll to the bottom for a summary if your too lazy to read it all):
    This one time I was joining a plane setup for the prison break heist as a random and when we were playing it, I realized that with my karuma that we won't get shot and we be able to complete the mission no problem. So I got on the mic and said in a nice way btw "guys get in my karuma you won't shot" and stuff. This one random decided, "no I don't think I will" and he kept dying while the teammates that got in my karuma didn't. They invented me to a party and when I joined I heard, "this guy is so stupid" (talking about me ofc) I then said, "so me telling you to get in my karuma so you won't die and you dying over and over again cause you won't get in my karuma and I'm the stupid one? (Keep in mind I haven't died once during this bc I actually got in my karuma) and then he told me he doesn't like my karuma and that it was blue and blue was the gayest color. Well he kept dying and I just had enough and said "y'all ain't worth it, screw y'all" and I left. This made me facepalm at how dumb this person was. Oh yeah, did I forget to tell you they sounded like 15/16? You gotta love randoms these days
    TL;DR: random didn't get in my karuma saying it was blue and blue is gay, kept dying over and over bc he wouldn't listen

    • @k-874
      @k-874 4 года назад

      Dafuq?? 😂😂

    • @unkowngamer_946
      @unkowngamer_946 4 года назад

      @@k-874 randoms am I right

    • @thehighground2014
      @thehighground2014 3 года назад

      Brain-dead players at their finest

    • @Buss620
      @Buss620 4 месяца назад

      Imagine this in a heist irl

  • @krillinwinnin834
    @krillinwinnin834 3 года назад +2

    Dude this guy kept destroying the velum on the prison break finale we didnt even start it yet

  • @unclebuns5286
    @unclebuns5286 5 лет назад +93

    People who run you over and say “OOPS THAT WAS A ACCIDENT!” And they continue to run you over

    • @classichotrod8393
      @classichotrod8393 5 лет назад +6

      Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee you mean griefers

    • @wilbysot343
      @wilbysot343 5 лет назад +4

      Oh yeah, had that on a lamar mission aswell

    • @wilbysot343
      @wilbysot343 5 лет назад

      PERHAPS

    • @Ori0n1975
      @Ori0n1975 5 лет назад +1

      Like Bart Simpson. Oops, my finger slipped. Oops, my finger slipped.

    • @user-so4ov7re3s
      @user-so4ov7re3s 4 года назад

      Been there with that one A-Hole who purposely did it to make it seem like I died, Albeit it was written above the minimap that the fucker ran me over, He got a lower cut for being a douche then left.

  • @kierand4583
    @kierand4583 4 года назад +605

    What if you want to go to heaven but God said
    *Heist Failed The Velum Was Destroyed*

    • @kiyan265
      @kiyan265 4 года назад +6

      🤣

    • @illshagyourgirlinit6301
      @illshagyourgirlinit6301 4 года назад +3

      Loool XD

    • @lafalangeespanola4519
      @lafalangeespanola4519 4 года назад +12

      I was literally doing prison break heist and it failed when we all jumped out and it randomly said Rashkovsky died. Pls can someone help me because I do not understand how it failed

    • @user-ng5lb7xg7z
      @user-ng5lb7xg7z 4 года назад

      LMFAOOOOO THAT IS SO TRUE😂

    • @user-ng5lb7xg7z
      @user-ng5lb7xg7z 4 года назад +2

      @@lafalangeespanola4519 that happened to me, maybe raskofsky (I forget how to spell his name) was just a stupid pilot and crashed?

  • @ramaalgetahbag139
    @ramaalgetahbag139 Год назад +2

    A lot of times kids are playing and handicap people too I use to get mad about this till I realized this while playing missions one day with someone then you have those who just have no common sense it's never predictable not everyone playing is of age and or mentally capable of playing this game accurately we all hate this but it's just a part of playing with randoms, and those who have to work that try to rush a mission i hate that

  • @GlamMetalX
    @GlamMetalX 2 года назад +4

    Agreed 100% with players kicking you the moment you join in, this happens to me every other day even tho I'm rank 200+ with maxed-out stats (Especially on Diamond Casino, Cayo Perico and Don't F with Dre). Just tell us to leave if you don't want us here (though you were the one who sent the invite) or better yet simply turn off matchmaking and don't use auto invite.

  • @no-zo7zb
    @no-zo7zb 4 года назад +387

    I remember being lvl 25 and starting the fleeca job, nobody was joining until a lvl 100/200/300 joined, we did the heist and we suddenly became best friends from like 2018

    • @bobthe7thh
      @bobthe7thh 4 года назад +21

      That's awesome

    • @no-zo7zb
      @no-zo7zb 4 года назад +5

      David Velemir Yes, true

    • @excalibur2596
      @excalibur2596 4 года назад +9

      I just got a friend I was doing business battle and another person came there I said to him don't fight let's just take one crate each and we became friends.

    • @KlicClacJr
      @KlicClacJr 4 года назад

      David Velemir why did you censor the h and not the i if anything

    • @novymatyunus4284
      @novymatyunus4284 4 года назад +1

      Same but we meet when I was doing cargo sell mission and there is a oppresor mk2 trying to blow me but somebody was in a Stromberg and kill that oppresor mk2 and now we are best friend

  • @prussianangler
    @prussianangler 5 лет назад +306

    I had a kid falling asleep in the motorcycle part of the Pacific Standard Finale

    • @crystalkeeper1063
      @crystalkeeper1063 5 лет назад +70

      Jeff's Green Muscle Marker
      To be fair all nighters fuck you up
      I tried exiting a building through what was obviously a window
      My brain was absolutely fucked.

    • @spongebob2456
      @spongebob2456 5 лет назад +4

      @@crystalkeeper1063 lol

    • @hsmileyface8308
      @hsmileyface8308 5 лет назад +2

      Crystalkeeper10 i tried to do that once too hahah

    • @jonalfryabreu2881
      @jonalfryabreu2881 5 лет назад

      Jeff's Green Muscle Marker 💀

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 4 года назад +1

      @@crystalkeeper1063 lol

  • @rockstargtaonlinequestions6712
    @rockstargtaonlinequestions6712 4 года назад +23

    Me: gets the objective vehicle
    That one low rank that wanted it: adios from the server

    • @canadaball9777
      @canadaball9777 3 года назад

      Once a noob shot out my tires from my expensive car when I haven't bought bulletproof tires because he couldn't drive it.

    • @zalgohecomes5470
      @zalgohecomes5470 3 года назад

      When I played Series A Funding, Lost MC Prep (steal vans without being noticed) a 123 lvl noob left the heist, as he wanted to drive the dinghy. It turned out it was a 10 year old kid.

  • @stinnybones9408
    @stinnybones9408 2 года назад

    Great video with fair points, however the rant about the guy leaving for food is hilarious

  • @geertwilders5994
    @geertwilders5994 5 лет назад +459

    Family dies and goes afk
    Theprofessional: why didnt u tell us

    • @anobtuseduck316
      @anobtuseduck316 5 лет назад +109

      wife is giving birth and goes afk
      pro: CaLl An AmBuLaNcE aNd FiNiSh ThE hEiSt

    • @trsuni3892
      @trsuni3892 5 лет назад

      Geert Wilders lol

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 4 года назад +4

      Shit happens, but if it's extremely urgent, we'll know.

    • @brendan594
      @brendan594 4 года назад

      Geert Wilders legit so true

    • @TraitorPC
      @TraitorPC 4 года назад +2

      Geert Wilders from the Heist Owner’s POV it’s understandable, but none of his business and he has to suffer for it also.
      From the guy’s POV if it’s really that important you won’t give a jack of a fuck about random online weirdos u derstandably

  • @shoeberci6126
    @shoeberci6126 4 года назад +64

    Homie be like: Last online 3 years ago after quitting mid heist

  • @fxreart
    @fxreart 4 года назад +5

    When I Was Really New I Was Grinding “The Flood In The US River” The One Where You Have To Steal Meth For Gerald, One Time I Ran Into These Two People With Opressor MK IIs And They Kept Blowing Up The Meth And So I Left

  • @Cjecht
    @Cjecht 3 года назад +3

    "All you had to do was fly the damn chopper Up CJ!"

  • @bobbykarthik304
    @bobbykarthik304 4 года назад +391

    I bet professional won't read this
    I joined a domsday finale
    He gave me 15% cut I'm like ok
    It was 2maned
    He was Rushing so much he died 5 times
    After that I died once .
    He leaves

    • @TheMelonbros123
      @TheMelonbros123 4 года назад +8

      the professional is cheating, he is rank 1209 wich would take months of playing 24/7 to get and he has 500 million legit lmao

    • @dutchvanderlinde5218
      @dutchvanderlinde5218 4 года назад +84

      @@TheMelonbros123 hes been playing this game since it came out for the ps4 and he is a legit grinder dude don't be so jelly because he is better than you

    • @naumen6508
      @naumen6508 4 года назад +57

      @@TheMelonbros123 You obviously don't know this guy and you're accusing him.
      This guy has countless videos on GTA grinding, tutorials, he's been playing and uploading for 6 years...
      You can't accuse anyone without proof man

    • @orestisgeorgatos6725
      @orestisgeorgatos6725 4 года назад +10

      Omega boohoo pro...prof...the professional is better than me

    • @levibadchild2229
      @levibadchild2229 4 года назад +5

      dont be shit at the game then

  • @hydrav5618
    @hydrav5618 4 года назад +200

    When I was a low level, I met this person who invited me to the Doomsday heist with I suppose was his friends. I failed alot, but they helped me and gave me advice. Very thankful

    • @nickwebb9937
      @nickwebb9937 4 года назад +10

      HydraV56 yeah happened to me a level 900 something helped me

    • @lolow313
      @lolow313 4 года назад +9

      Very wholsome. When I was doing my first heights a level 300 helped me throughout the entire thing. He even took a 30% cut (the lowest he could have).

    • @michaelarkell5437
      @michaelarkell5437 4 года назад +3

      The doomsday heist was hell of hard when I played it. Trust me it is extremely hard and I had alot of guns too. So for you to have people helping you is very lucky and great.

    • @itsmeronnie1147
      @itsmeronnie1147 4 года назад +3

      Whenever I do heist I either get kicked or my friends dont want to do it with me because I'm level 100 and they are 300 something. So basically the only heist I've ever done is the one where you just get the game and log on to it

    • @drohit1207
      @drohit1207 4 года назад

      I once joined a lvl 900’s fleeca job and we failed twice but luckily he was nice

  • @confusedcat-sm9cy
    @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +12

    Best heists to do with randoms with lowest risk:
    Fleeca Job
    Series A funding
    Aggressive heist
    Middle risk:
    The Big Con Gruppesechs
    Diamond casino heist s&s
    Humane Labs Raid
    Pacific standard heist
    Worst to do with randoms:
    Prison break
    Humane labs raid

    • @-DabPronick-
      @-DabPronick- 4 года назад +7

      Nah
      Worst one is silent and sneaky with randoms
      I’m lucky and grateful to have friends and family to listen to me

    • @confusedcat-sm9cy
      @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +1

      @@-DabPronick- atleast it's not as humiliating as deliver emp

    • @herbet3011
      @herbet3011 4 года назад +1

      Series at funding i just did the coke setup then i died and we retry then i died and they left they was low players tho and my dad came then i get crazy and i hit my head gta 5 really wants me to kill my self

    • @confusedcat-sm9cy
      @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +1

      @@herbet3011 I'm only counting the final setup and finale in this list

    • @herbet3011
      @herbet3011 4 года назад +1

      @@confusedcat-sm9cy i know im just saying

  • @fart9400
    @fart9400 3 года назад +2

    I had a level 69 on prison break bus and he went to the junk yard and kept shooting the cops then died then left like WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING THEM RUN IF YOU SHOOT THEN THEIR GONNA KEEP CONMING

  • @jompesteri
    @jompesteri 4 года назад +484

    I think rockstar should do a punishing system for leaving a heist.

    • @Ebu_-
      @Ebu_- 4 года назад +43

      They already do that, but it's nothing compare to other games.

    • @jompesteri
      @jompesteri 4 года назад +25

      @@Ebu_- Yes. For example cs go has in my opinion a really good punishment system.

    • @jackthegamer3500
      @jackthegamer3500 4 года назад +5

      Jompesteri they do when you turn on it gives an alert

    • @confusedcat-sm9cy
      @confusedcat-sm9cy 4 года назад +7

      @Arian niknam maybe they should add heist points which show your skill in heist, example: easy heist give 20 while hard ones like act 3 give up to 150, and completing elite challenge gives 50 points while criminal gives 1000, so if you kick someone with a low heist points you don't lose much but if against someone with high heist points you lose 10k

    • @weirdchamp5282
      @weirdchamp5282 3 года назад +1

      Like r6 did u get 30 Min ban if u leave

  • @DrJones0801
    @DrJones0801 4 года назад +184

    Me: GET IN THE ARMORED KURUMA
    Random: Nah I got this - *dies*

    • @zelbow7322
      @zelbow7322 4 года назад +3

      I'm that guy

    • @mineko2219
      @mineko2219 4 года назад +11

      (I’m on PC) This happened to me during a Fleeca Bank Heist. I wanted to get into this dudes rally car because I don’t even have a car (I was a level 3 ish), and he kept playing with me. I got so annoyed for a sec and then he let me in. And when we wanted to steal a getaway car, I died. He then proceeded to say this in the team chat: “you fucking low level noob”. He’s somewhere around Level 13-14. After that, we retried. I wanted to get in his rally car again, but instead, he just ran off instead of letting me in. And guess what? Few minutes later when he wanted to get the getaway car, he died. He FUCKING DIED after calling me a low-level noob. Karma wins again, baby!

    • @snack491
      @snack491 4 года назад +2

      @@mineko2219 i got spam "idiot vietnam noob" by a lvl 40 random hosting his first silent sneaky cash heist, this guy was such an a^^hole that he even wanted to put my cut to 0% (i really dont care about cuts when having "fun" with randoms tbh) just because i was lvl 328 and other members to the lower cut possible while he begged for help. During the heist, he didn't even do the looting even though he chose the 3% hacker (the less percentage the hacker is, the less time you get to loot, and the looting is the easiest part in the heist) and it is so frustrating when i gave him advise, he always spammed chat "stfu vietnam noob" and just made things worse. So i purposely left the heist because when we got out to the roof entrance we only got like 290k (thanks to his ego trying to shoot every single npc on the map) and i dont want to waste time on the other members. After a while i msg me "noob, why left heist, noob" and i replied "When you ask for help, then F*CKING ASK FOR HELP"
      He blocked me LOL.

    • @cyverbunny
      @cyverbunny 4 года назад

      Always happens

    • @carterlogue3234
      @carterlogue3234 4 года назад +4

      Me: driving armored car that NPC's can't shoot through the windows
      Guy on motorcycle: dies x 10

  • @mickel2784
    @mickel2784 4 года назад +2

    Once I played with randoms the prision break and we lost becuase it said that demolitions failed, I asked him why, the objective is in the screen.
    He told me he didn't knew how to read

  • @DR3_34D
    @DR3_34D 3 года назад +4

    I never kick the low levels cuz they listen and usually don't die in the first few seconds

    • @walnutsandbeastiality866
      @walnutsandbeastiality866 3 года назад

      Well... not always
      Somehow the prison heist Plane setup always wipes them out (even when I rush to the airport and try to single-handedly kill every cholo, another batch of them spawn when these low level players arrive, and they rush into the middle of the crossfire)
      Then we spawm at a closer location, making it impossible for me to rush in and kill everyone (and they won't get in the Kuruma either, of course)

  • @alexd0887
    @alexd0887 4 года назад +600

    why can't everyone be as nice as you

    • @REAPER-lv6lx
      @REAPER-lv6lx 4 года назад +30

      Because is GTA :)

    • @ccxgamerlynx
      @ccxgamerlynx 4 года назад +34

      I’m nice i’ll waste 3 hour of my life doing preps and give everyone a fair cut lol

    • @yerlereyes7181
      @yerlereyes7181 4 года назад +10

      For real I’ve had a person kill me for no reason in missions and heist!!

    • @SeanB-wi5yh
      @SeanB-wi5yh 4 года назад +10

      I'm nice in heists. I'll do preps myself and if randoms join finales I'll give them high cuts because I dont need much money cos I'm pretty rich. I took a really low cut but yet they half assed the heist and lost to much money

    • @hullygan8476
      @hullygan8476 4 года назад +1

      I can ?

  • @danethemaster
    @danethemaster 4 года назад +162

    Once I was doing the diamond casino heist silent and sneaky with my friend and when we were outside i shot a cop (not alerting them in the process) and my friend thought i did so he got so mad and rage quit by turning off his xbox for a few hours. when he came back on i had done the heist with my other friend and he got mad because i didnt do the heist with him so then i yelled at him "NEXT TIME DONT FUCKING LEAVE WHEN SOMETHING SLIGHTLY BAD HAPPENS" sorry about the caps its just it pisses me off so much when i think about that

    • @kero2962
      @kero2962 4 года назад +2

      Goober man

    • @jackthegamer3500
      @jackthegamer3500 4 года назад +6

      Hahahahahahhahahahaha we done big con without alerting guard not losing a penny and I hit a guard my freind thought I alerted the guards so he punched his new iPhone 10

    • @georgeh8523
      @georgeh8523 4 года назад +5

      Jack The Gamer idk why do some people think money grows on trees. To punch an iPhone 10 just cause you couldn’t hold your nerves? This is stupid

    • @jackthegamer3500
      @jackthegamer3500 4 года назад +3

      George H his dad bought him a new one the next week they rich !!!!!!

    • @georgeh8523
      @georgeh8523 4 года назад +3

      @@jackthegamer3500 even tho they rich this doesn't mean he gotta ruin his phone/phones like that. This is money, hard to earn, easy to waste

  • @Cenafan1987
    @Cenafan1987 3 года назад +3

    4: Demanding Unfair cuts...
    OMG, some weeks ago, i was doing my first Casino heist. Me and 3 random guys, but exactly one of them asked me for 30%... the most annoying and funny part was that guy got discovered by the camera located outside the casino.

  • @Extiven
    @Extiven Год назад +1

    The most annoying thing that happens to me 24/7 is when I join a diamond casino and either the hosts leave or I get kicked for no reason

  • @marcozepeda6118
    @marcozepeda6118 4 года назад +81

    7:57 even his character is annoyed from the pilot crashing the plane lol

  • @humancreativity8237
    @humancreativity8237 5 лет назад +86

    Jesus christ I was doing Pacific Standard with randoms and right when we got to the boat someone left. I messaged him because I thought something came up, no he just said he was bored and left.

    • @SoraFan23
      @SoraFan23 5 лет назад +29

      What kind of a fucking excuse is that? He just left because he was bored? Something must be wrong with that guy.

    • @humancreativity8237
      @humancreativity8237 5 лет назад +15

      @@SoraFan23 I don't know but that seriously pissed me off so much since he was the one who kept dying while the rest of us took the shortcut to the bikes that avoids majority of the cops he stayed to fight them.

    • @CapInYoRap
      @CapInYoRap 5 лет назад +1

      Human Creativity heists are double money rn want to grind ?

    • @SarcasmMemesAI
      @SarcasmMemesAI 5 лет назад +14

      Destroy that guy's cargo and if he say why, tell him because I was bored.
      Satisfaction!

    • @jim-_-59
      @jim-_-59 5 лет назад +5

      it was prob a troll

  • @H_jass08
    @H_jass08 4 года назад

    Your really cool I love your vids and how you talk. So don’t give up on doing these vids becouse I love them [ keep it up ]

  • @TookaSmoker
    @TookaSmoker 4 года назад

    i love to listen to you vent about all these horrible things about gta

  • @sopascat7
    @sopascat7 5 лет назад +54

    ...When I started playing heists, I would LISTEN to advance players, because I wanted to LEARN how to play the set ups & heists... Let's not forget players that EAT while playing GTA (chewing loud).

  • @lucasgaming0769
    @lucasgaming0769 4 года назад +146

    I remember I saw a level two and I didn’t kick him and then he invited me on his level 200 account and helped us do Prison Break.

    • @Foxtrot-51
      @Foxtrot-51 3 года назад +10

      _SWEET_

    • @jekjekjek2107
      @jekjekjek2107 3 года назад +5

      Im kick level 8 cause im worry about his money and is the doomsday scenario is so hard if i see him in lobby im gonna give him 1 million in the bogdan problem

    • @markian6854
      @markian6854 3 года назад +2

      @@jekjekjek2107 yeah dont take chances on the doomsday

  • @jemtahana3401
    @jemtahana3401 4 года назад +8

    I get concerned when a low level joins me bc ik that they might not have a lot of max health

  • @Kj_Mac
    @Kj_Mac 4 года назад +4

    Every random I play with is az, low levels and high levels. I start the casino heist and a low level has no idea what to do and takes 10 years to hack one fingerprint, the high level says that they got the game when it first came and out haven’t played in 7 years. That’s why I only play with people who have mics or my friends

  • @Bignastynug2
    @Bignastynug2 5 лет назад +139

    I'm Lev 645 and people think I'm a modder... I've earned my Lev by doing double money double RP mission for 3 years...

  • @k0hji575
    @k0hji575 4 года назад +129

    Me: **does most work**
    Teammates:
    Me: **dies**
    Teammates: *OmG yOu ArE sO tRaSh WhY aM I Put WiTh BaD pEoPlE*

    • @marcistarazevics147
      @marcistarazevics147 4 года назад +6

      Nice pennywise avatar.

    • @Project199x
      @Project199x 4 года назад +4

      Lmaoooooo I've had that happen.
      Teammates kept dying I died 1 damn time because GTA has bugs. And they called me trash. 🙄

    • @ceramicbard803
      @ceramicbard803 4 года назад +1

      Bro i was doing casino heist with friends and i switched to xbox and it was my first time everytime i died they were like bro u suck and threatening to kick me but it is my first time

    • @TDYT103
      @TDYT103 4 года назад +1

      I feel like this is how my one random teammate felt. However, this dude died like 7 times leaving the bank in pacific standard. Only reason he got so many kills is because he would rush to the open and blow up every cop car with his laser minigun he got from a hacker. This would be fine if he didnt keep doing this same tactic when fighting the police who will laser you.

    • @lefaboo3941
      @lefaboo3941 4 года назад +3

      You're supposed to work together. Not on your own.

  • @StanleyStainton
    @StanleyStainton 3 года назад +2

    The prison break heist was so stressful for me. First we had this guy who couldn't fly the plane to save his life, others just left halfway through, one guy playing as the prison guard refused to get in the armoured van at the part where we had to drive out of the prison and go to the airfield. He got in a police car instead, claiming it was faster. Of course, he ended up dying, and we had to restart. The second time, he did THE EXACT SAME THING and died again. After that he just left. And finally, we had one guy who JUMPED OUT OF THE BUZZARD when he was supposed to land it on the beach. We were so close to finishing the heist and he just had to ruin it. All this stress because I didn't have enough friends to play with, so we had one or two random each time we played.

  • @justfishin2394
    @justfishin2394 3 года назад

    I love all of your videos

  • @evomanee
    @evomanee 4 года назад +42

    I go on call on Casino Heist
    Im lvl 75
    “You were kicked from the job. You are no longer on call.”

    • @Corazelli
      @Corazelli 4 года назад +8

      Cyberpixl_YT it’s because people prefer to do it with friends I’m rank 391 and it still happens to me

    • @kamicosmic6747
      @kamicosmic6747 4 года назад

      Rank 200 max stats everything and a 1.50 kd and got I kicked instead of level 16 randoms

    • @yoinkintonic5771
      @yoinkintonic5771 4 года назад

      Aciidp4nda that KD is definitely a reason why, 1.5 is quite high

    • @jackthegamer3500
      @jackthegamer3500 4 года назад +3

      This happens all the time I’m 90 do it with my friends I help a low rank u been kicked

    • @efebot033
      @efebot033 4 года назад +3

      im lvl 107 and im hosting only my own heist

  • @gamingapocalypse1372
    @gamingapocalypse1372 5 лет назад +66

    8:35 all u had to do was fly the dem helicopter CJ....😂

    • @stefanmaier8614
      @stefanmaier8614 5 лет назад +7

      U picked the wrong helicopter fooh

    • @dogogamer212
      @dogogamer212 4 года назад +2

      I get that planes are a bit complicated to fly, because you must always pay attention, BUT WHEN YOU CRASH A HELICOPTER ESPECIALLY IN A DESERT, WHERE THERE ARE ALMOST NO OBSTACLES!!! COME ON!!!! THAT'S TOTAL BULLSHIT!!!

  • @sreenu1993
    @sreenu1993 4 года назад +1

    This is why the casino heist is a good one. Because people who do original heists and doomsday one now arent looking for money, they just want to unlock trade prices.

  • @mrbossfortheloss8058
    @mrbossfortheloss8058 Год назад +3

    I am sorry I kick low levels from heists all the time due to bad experiences. I don’t have the time to deal with them.

    • @lxqy
      @lxqy 10 месяцев назад

      Yea the moment you say screw it you regret it so hard

    • @nateblanch5045
      @nateblanch5045 Месяц назад

      Low levels doesn’t mean anything. I was level 220 on my Xbox series x now on my ps5 slim I’m level 14 . So those low levels could possibly be alts grinding gta.

  • @653gtff2
    @653gtff2 5 лет назад +39

    The terrible feeling of playing with players who've never played any type of stealth missions in their life😭

    • @zombiepenguin7134
      @zombiepenguin7134 5 лет назад +1

      Or any game that has a stealth mechanic

    • @AgentBlackwatch
      @AgentBlackwatch 5 лет назад

      R.I.P

    • @1elsayed
      @1elsayed 5 лет назад

      I don’t like stealth I like rush and the other team my backup

    • @jonalfryabreu2881
      @jonalfryabreu2881 5 лет назад +1

      Especially on the second setup for humane labs (taking the EMP inside) a guard sees or hears any of you for even a second, all of you are fucked

    • @lghtning4468
      @lghtning4468 4 года назад

      That was a lot of plays

  • @pvmatrappurple360
    @pvmatrappurple360 4 года назад +79

    I just tried to start the doomsday heist act 3, and this random guy gets in and wanted FIFTY PERCENT, like are u crazy?😂😂😂

    • @rcdrow2964
      @rcdrow2964 4 года назад +7

      One time I was doing diamond casino heist and some one came in a demanded 25 percent I said he didn't help me do preps and his response was he helping me now and I went quiet until the timer ran out and he got 15 percent cut and didn't complain

    • @pvmatrappurple360
      @pvmatrappurple360 4 года назад +3

      @@rcdrow2964 ahah thats what he deserves😂😂

    • @marcosmedina6987
      @marcosmedina6987 4 года назад +1

      pvma trap purple same here , I was doing pacific standard and two people helped me so I inv them and gave them 20 each and 50 me then 10 for the random guy and he messaged me saying “I think you know what I’m waiting for” and I told him to get a higher cut, press B and then A😂 he started cussing me out cause of the unfair cut and the funny thing is that it was the same guy who joined the first setup and kept dying and he tried to play it off, he stayed and was the only one who needed help and said he had no snacks and that he didn’t know what to do🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @pvmatrappurple360
      @pvmatrappurple360 4 года назад +2

      @@marcosmedina6987 yeah lol most of these people who ask huge cuts can't even play heists properly, and they expect to be paid more😂

    • @marcosmedina6987
      @marcosmedina6987 4 года назад

      pvma trap purple lol i know this may sound hard to believe cause it’s a normal thing for every player but I have literally ever died or messed up on a heist cause even as a noob, I asked for help

  • @UCG818
    @UCG818 4 года назад +10

    One time I did the "Humane Labs - Final" with randoms, however when we got to the Valkyrie I realized that the co-pilot was in the minigun seat and the ground team was sitting in the co-pilot's seat. At first, I ignored it but when we got to the waypoint, the pilot kept flying above the building a bunch of times, I message him "go up" then he goes up then goes back down but the co-pilot jumps off, so we had to pick up the co-pilot and then the pilot kept flying above the building again, I message him "go up d-mass", he goes all the way up and we finally hit the checkpoint. Ground team had to jump but when we jumped, I saw someone following us but when I looked up, both *pilot* and *co-pilot* jumped off and we got a mission fail because the helicopter was destroyed. Once we restarted, I saw my teammate trying to kill himself & try to mission fail and because of that, I instantly left when he killed himself. (I hate doing heist with terrible pilots)

    • @gone1461
      @gone1461 4 года назад

      That happened yesterday to me it annoying af

    • @caiuscosades1791
      @caiuscosades1791 9 месяцев назад

      Jesus dude that just happened to me

  • @3ictrs
    @3ictrs 4 года назад +5

    I used to let low levels join my heists and every time I would they would mess something up so I settled for only rank 40 and above

    • @R.O.T.C._SEEM
      @R.O.T.C._SEEM 4 года назад +2

      It's so true. I only do level 70+

    • @realisticminecraftsteve4308
      @realisticminecraftsteve4308 4 года назад

      as a lvl 29 that is actualy good i feel sad when i get kicked

    • @huskyhuskymac1530
      @huskyhuskymac1530 2 года назад

      @@realisticminecraftsteve4308 ikr man im level 36 now its so sad that they do that :(

  • @cowbe1117
    @cowbe1117 5 лет назад +56

    Honorable mention: The guy with an open mic and his phone keeps ringing with a loud-a$$ obnoxious ringtone.

    • @hsmileyface8308
      @hsmileyface8308 5 лет назад +1

      Anthony DiRosario basically the music guy

    • @Ori0n1975
      @Ori0n1975 5 лет назад +2

      Annoying loud shitty rap music. Almost always.

    • @jerboa4090
      @jerboa4090 5 лет назад +2

      There was this guy in a freemode lobby i was in that was singing lucid dreams and he sounded horrible

  • @pappafriskytheiii6714
    @pappafriskytheiii6714 4 года назад +526

    I got a 0% cut. I was a random. I did however help them with 3 setup missions. I sabatoged the heist at the very end and left because I was so infuriated that they kept on dying in the setups and I did most the work and they gave me a 0% cut. Am I in the wrong?

  • @Jre289
    @Jre289 3 года назад +1

    I was doing the Signal Setup for the Pacific Standard Job. This guy who was the highest rank out of everyone who was level 301 made us fail the setup because he went to get a jet instead of following the team to the Seashark jetskis and blew up his jet when he tried to land on to the island where Avi Schwartzman was at, he also then left the setup without saying anything. He was probably the most uncooperative and worst teammate I ever had on a heist or a setup.

  • @AdamAbdeljaber
    @AdamAbdeljaber 4 года назад +1

    I swear I always get that one guy who keep trash talking when they’re the ones that keep dying

  • @arip9134
    @arip9134 5 лет назад +28

    I absolutely hate when I'm trying to host a finale and the person that joins is a little kid crying and complaining 24/7 in the bacfound.

  • @cooperjazz77
    @cooperjazz77 4 года назад +52

    Me: Please get inside my armored car!
    Randoms: Rushes into enemies on a bike, dies.

    • @Winterstarf
      @Winterstarf 4 года назад

      how would you get an armored car on Pacific Standard lmao

    • @cooperjazz77
      @cooperjazz77 4 года назад

      @@Winterstarf I don't remember mentioning Pacific Standard. Where did you get that from?

    • @Winterstarf
      @Winterstarf 4 года назад

      @@cooperjazz77 bike escape, which is mostly a reference to pac standard

    • @cooperjazz77
      @cooperjazz77 4 года назад +2

      @@Winterstarf There are loads of other missions or side missions where people can use any vehicle they want. The one I actually had in mind was one of the dispatch jobs.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 3 года назад +1

      @@cooperjazz77 it has happened to me before. prison break plane setup. i get in my kuruma, drive right into the middle of the enemy and remain perfectly safe while i gun down the enemy at my leisure. meanwhile, my team dies over and over, refusing to get in the kuruma with each attempt despite me proving its effectiveness first hand. some players got rocks for brains

  • @gwanx
    @gwanx 3 года назад +5

    this is why i grind cayo perico

  • @immortalXMONsta
    @immortalXMONsta 4 года назад

    you are a straight up G my dude idc what anybody says i respect you!