Jesus Goes to The Hood in Compton, CA

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 7 лет назад +4770

    that man that went on and on about the asian girl god damn

    • @sacai7111
      @sacai7111 7 лет назад +8

      Cyranek mlg

    • @arkanandrei6127
      @arkanandrei6127 7 лет назад +28

      Cyranek u are God damn everywhere

    • @Vivotic3
      @Vivotic3 7 лет назад +161

      All i heard was vagina tits naked asian girl xd

    • @Quintinity
      @Quintinity 7 лет назад +34

      DO NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE LORD IN vAIn I'm sorry

    • @tittat3699
      @tittat3699 7 лет назад +51

      Forgive him father

  • @blindy9897
    @blindy9897 7 лет назад +2986

    Please walk into a random church during service.

  • @lizarmand1717
    @lizarmand1717 7 лет назад +2784

    Go to a random church and walk in during the service

  • @EricChamplin
    @EricChamplin 5 лет назад +744

    "A prayer a day keeps the devil away" I actually liked that haha

  • @dagakage
    @dagakage 6 лет назад +1780

    “Your body is made of 76% carbon”
    *pulls up fact showing 18%*

    • @heyitsmed4556
      @heyitsmed4556 5 лет назад +51

      Koji _ the worst side of atheists

    • @elliotstenhammar
      @elliotstenhammar 5 лет назад +56

      I think he meant to say water

    • @tormendor8585
      @tormendor8585 5 лет назад +74

      its around 67% water so maybe he just messed up very badly. But i think he wasn't just very intelligent.

    • @Picassoturtlenumba5
      @Picassoturtlenumba5 5 лет назад +31

      I'm 99% shit.

    • @saidsaidi2296
      @saidsaidi2296 5 лет назад +6

      r/2meirl4meirl

  • @tissue869
    @tissue869 7 лет назад +404

    I'm not a christian but I'll give you a shot, Jesus.

    • @thejesuschrist
      @thejesuschrist  7 лет назад +63

      it means the world to me! 🙏

    • @JasonNealisWC
      @JasonNealisWC 6 лет назад +5

      Cooper don't follow this antichrist

    • @HadBabits
      @HadBabits 6 лет назад +1

      Staff, I think you've got him confused with Nega-Jesus. Good Jesus looks like the Big L, and NJ wears a business suit and has more of a sharp goatee thing going on; instead of carpentry he got into real estate. Not my place to judge be he comes off like a douche imho.

    • @JasonNealisWC
      @JasonNealisWC 6 лет назад

      Zulu Cthulu no you just don't know the problem with pretending to be Jesus

    • @O-san4
      @O-san4 6 лет назад

      I have subscribed to the lord almighty

  • @tilenkobe
    @tilenkobe 7 лет назад +671

    3:00 And they say Compton is dangerous, just look at those good people trying to push start a car of a fellow citizen in need.

    • @jorgepadron4340
      @jorgepadron4340 7 лет назад +13

      tilenkobe lmao

    • @fathermusic5453
      @fathermusic5453 6 лет назад +11

      tilenkobe they were probably Robbin the car bro

    • @HadBabits
      @HadBabits 6 лет назад +30

      I assume this is a joke and the implication is that their stealing the car. But if you've lived in an area with financial troubles you'll occasionally see broken down cars being pushed about; cars are expensive to maintain. Plus, where are they pushing this thing in broad daylight? Despite the nearby shouting neither of the boys seemed concerned about being seen. It's much more likely their just trying to find a place to pull into so they're not out on the road; note the lack of a shoulder on the road, so it's not like the car was parked just offscreen.
      Not that I'm really worked up about it. I just think it's been established shit things happen there, but it's not a 3rd world country; despite a higher threat of violence people do live and love there. And while nothing 'noble' was happening here(unless the boys really were pitching in to help a stranger), it feels ech to mispaint a standard poor scenario as typical criminal activity for the area.

    • @tino8442
      @tino8442 6 лет назад

      tilenkobe or stealing it lol jk

    • @kerobork
      @kerobork 6 лет назад +1

      I think were stealing a car lmao but im not gonna assume if you were being sarcastic or not

  • @bmx687
    @bmx687 6 лет назад +526

    Compton is nothing like it used to be. If this was filmed back in the 90s I would be impressed. I have long time family in Compton and it's much much safer

    • @myolduserwasanaccident1089
      @myolduserwasanaccident1089 5 лет назад +27

      bmx687 3:00

    • @Maniachook4099
      @Maniachook4099 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @marvinb.3035
      @marvinb.3035 5 лет назад +15

      It sounds like it isnt good that compton is safer now 😂

    • @saltunity4609
      @saltunity4609 5 лет назад

      bmx687 watch straight outta Compton. Quite a good representation of the old Compton

    • @sarail
      @sarail 5 лет назад +5

      bmx687 yes it is. The neighbors are all like a little community. They care for eachother it’s sweet. At least where my family lives

  • @jaywalk5468
    @jaywalk5468 7 лет назад +764

    Make a diss track on Satan or Judas

    • @blakelanders6966
      @blakelanders6966 7 лет назад +21

      Bless this comment

    • @Chief592
      @Chief592 7 лет назад +4

      jay walk and Nicodemus

    • @s4phr0
      @s4phr0 7 лет назад +6

      Blake Mills lol even tho im muslim i like ur comment xD

    • @birdsie9791
      @birdsie9791 7 лет назад +5

      You what, mate?

    • @benshapiro4625
      @benshapiro4625 7 лет назад

      jay walk i worship that guy

  • @NathanPortelli19
    @NathanPortelli19 7 лет назад +3337

    Go to a church.

  • @leicorriea9383
    @leicorriea9383 6 лет назад +961

    U should go to church dressed as Jesus omggg that would be everything

  • @ChildofYAH
    @ChildofYAH 5 лет назад +863

    I was so confused when that guy was talking about carpentry and a naked asian woman 😂

    • @kibblesnbits9146
      @kibblesnbits9146 5 лет назад +49

      All that talk about wood and nailing....you'll "figure it out"! 😂😂😂

    • @harraldschmitt9113
      @harraldschmitt9113 5 лет назад +11

      Lady Riju 🤣🤣

    • @derplerify
      @derplerify 4 года назад +35

      I thought he was saying he's motivated in life by pussy

    • @KekePalmer.
      @KekePalmer. 4 года назад +8

      derplerify even Jesus is motivated by his words of wisdom

    • @derplerify
      @derplerify 4 года назад +2

      @@KekePalmer. probably

  • @coqe5065
    @coqe5065 7 лет назад +564

    lmao those guys pushing the car

  • @molexi6537
    @molexi6537 7 лет назад +544

    I'm not religious but I definitely believe in this channel

  • @Nicholesheat43
    @Nicholesheat43 7 лет назад +1489

    please go to a church

    • @bonafidehadez312
      @bonafidehadez312 6 лет назад +10

      43 Savage yessssss

    • @e3c463
      @e3c463 6 лет назад +70

      I'm surprised he hasn't done that lmao seeing how it's his whole persona

    • @adude2693
      @adude2693 6 лет назад +28

      Boi Jesus techically MADE the church

    • @Alexiskoolninja
      @Alexiskoolninja 6 лет назад +1

      Omg that would be hilarious

    • @maleyalascelles6270
      @maleyalascelles6270 6 лет назад +3

      Lil Pedro he is church.tho.

  • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
    @JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 лет назад +285

    * Acts like he's of higher intellect. * * Says the word "dississipates" *

  • @ijustdontcareanymore1022
    @ijustdontcareanymore1022 6 лет назад +1781

    That guy made us Athiests look bad. We're not all like that Jesus!

    • @leswause8937
      @leswause8937 6 лет назад +241

      Yeah I'm religious and I have a bunch of atheist friends, all of whom are friendly and respect each others beliefs! This guys was just a bad example. Same thing goes with Christians too.

    • @GeorgieBonsoir
      @GeorgieBonsoir 6 лет назад +52

      He was right though, just would have been better if he wasn't a penis about it.
      (hey look at me not swearing, use anatomical names instead people, even if you don't believe in god)

    • @catraz.7521
      @catraz.7521 6 лет назад +4

      @@leswause8937 agreed

    • @Drew_64
      @Drew_64 5 лет назад +46

      he looks like he belongs in r/iamverysmart

    • @foodaccount7214
      @foodaccount7214 5 лет назад +5

      You atheists are weird!
      Believe in Jesus!
      Also what is a freaking atheist doing IN JESUS' RUclips CHANNEL

  • @FantasyCouch
    @FantasyCouch 6 лет назад +1816

    My favorite character on the Walking Dead

  • @milanwoods702
    @milanwoods702 6 лет назад +1139

    Isn't this guy technically a modern day Jesus? He brings joy and stuff to the peoples

    • @MB-ol4xc
      @MB-ol4xc 5 лет назад +23

      I love how in this sentence is feels like you're saying that everyone officially admits that jesus just gave "Joy and stuff"

    • @teto6180
      @teto6180 5 лет назад +1

      R P haha

    • @LeoLeo-wz6er
      @LeoLeo-wz6er 4 года назад +4

      You don't know Jesus huh

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 4 года назад +1

      Leo Leo shut it bible thumper.

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 4 года назад +3

      Lord Fartsquad mostly because they do? I mean isn’t that what Jesus did back then as well? Did you even read the manga?

  • @peppersalty4659
    @peppersalty4659 5 лет назад +624

    Jesus isn’t scared to die
    It’s because he can’t.

  • @kaleylopez2097
    @kaleylopez2097 6 лет назад +446

    3:00 the boys in the back are an accurate description of compton LMAO

    • @shodaiswift3895
      @shodaiswift3895 5 лет назад +8

      Kaley Lopez But you don’t know their situation

    • @letitbefree07
      @letitbefree07 5 лет назад +13

      That was literally the funniest part of the video hahahahahah

    • @myolduserwasanaccident1089
      @myolduserwasanaccident1089 5 лет назад +4

      Kam9Zerk situation or not that was someone’s car they worked for it saved up for it and could’ve been in a situation themselves

    • @jackt175
      @jackt175 5 лет назад +6

      They just had to jump start their car

    • @siddarth3955
      @siddarth3955 5 лет назад +1

      But the white guy said n word again and again, mind blown

  • @jackspedicy2557
    @jackspedicy2557 7 лет назад +294

    Still waiting for "Jesus Visits A Mosque". I can't be the only one.

    • @dragonjohn8810
      @dragonjohn8810 7 лет назад +5

      Jack Spedicy 2 Isa (jesus) is Islam btw

    • @brandoncox4531
      @brandoncox4531 7 лет назад +3

      Dragon John Not at all you idiot! Jesus was a Hasidic Jew!

    • @Grozde1000
      @Grozde1000 7 лет назад

      you spelled your name wrong its jack septic eye

    • @jackspedicy2557
      @jackspedicy2557 7 лет назад

      I hope you're joking.

    • @Grozde1000
      @Grozde1000 7 лет назад

      Jack Spedicy 2 yezzir

  • @mariolis
    @mariolis 6 лет назад +574

    Be like jesus : Have 18% Carbon in your body 😂

  • @stutterstep831
    @stutterstep831 5 лет назад +276

    The son of the original G.....

  • @FrankyR0y
    @FrankyR0y 7 лет назад +941

    Jesus do a holy smash or pass

  • @AlbertsStuff
    @AlbertsStuff 7 лет назад +69

    LOL THE LITTLE "Be like Jesus" tips are genius

    • @user-slave42069
      @user-slave42069 Год назад

      Wait wtf

    • @Biggestbruhever
      @Biggestbruhever Год назад

      Woah

    • @vortex_all9055
      @vortex_all9055 Год назад +1

      HOLY *heck* you are the best

    • @Shxaun
      @Shxaun Год назад

      Flamingo commenting on a Jesus Christ youtube channel is quite possibly one of the most unexpected things to ever happen, but here we are.

    • @ZXJyYXRhcw
      @ZXJyYXRhcw Год назад

      What is this.

  • @anonyanony8640
    @anonyanony8640 6 лет назад +301

    But "Black Jesus" lives in Compton on Adult Swim..........

  • @123austinl
    @123austinl 5 лет назад +253

    Jesus: What you guys doing out here?
    Dude: Making money.
    Jesus: Making money doing what?
    Dude: ....... making money.

    • @Balance1308
      @Balance1308 4 года назад +6

      i been looking for this comment Lmao

  • @gideondellago2704
    @gideondellago2704 7 лет назад +1728

    jackspedicy

  • @stefanclarkowski9694
    @stefanclarkowski9694 6 лет назад +501

    4:14lol this dude definitely sells drugs

  • @yakupov91
    @yakupov91 7 лет назад +219

    @4:50 wow, that escalated quickly lol

  • @lander3308
    @lander3308 5 лет назад +307

    My guy just zooms in on guys stealing a car😂

    • @jenniferlopez8495
      @jenniferlopez8495 5 лет назад +52

      I thought they were trying to push a car that broke down

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 4 года назад +22

      They were trying to jump start it. Not steal it

    • @ButcherCakesTheCakeButcher
      @ButcherCakesTheCakeButcher 4 года назад +12

      That's how you jump start a car...

    • @chunkymilk1565
      @chunkymilk1565 4 года назад +1

      @@jenniferlopez8495 me too lol

    • @danmackintosh6325
      @danmackintosh6325 3 года назад +1

      Bump start, not jump, but yeah that's what I thought too. (maybe different terminology in the UK, we bump start by pushing & jump start with jump leads but I guess possibly you guys jump start with a push & boost with cables... Then of course there's always the possibility that those fellas were actually "boosting" the car, in '60 seconds stylee.) Jesus why'd you make me such a wordy, overthinking muddy trucker?

  • @MiguelGutierrez-vv2ed
    @MiguelGutierrez-vv2ed 7 лет назад +203

    Straight outta heaven.

    • @craylond230
      @craylond230 5 лет назад +6

      from the group named Gods with attitude

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 5 лет назад +1

      When im prayed at, i got my christians at.
      Squeeze the miracles, and bodies are good at.

  • @Mr-Clean
    @Mr-Clean 7 лет назад +253

    "an Asian woman with her legs wide open"
    -Unknown name

    • @joshpescatore6762
      @joshpescatore6762 7 лет назад +50

      Mr. Clean
      "her vaginer open, squirting out, holding her titties and moaning your name" - The Asian Fetish Carpenter
      That man needs a book deal and a talk show called, Squirting with Asians

    • @unknownname7472
      @unknownname7472 7 лет назад +1

      Were you talking about me? cause im not a woman.

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 7 лет назад +1294

    That poor atheist. So intolerant for such an "enlightened" person. LOL
    You have the patience of a saint, Jesus. :)

    • @maxvetter1336
      @maxvetter1336 6 лет назад +110

      This man gives atheists a bad name. Most of us are pretty tame.

    • @vampireluver889
      @vampireluver889 6 лет назад +43

      i never understood the classic argument, "oh i believe in evolution, or quantum physics, or etc, so im not a christian." like why cant you be a christian and believe in evolution or quantum physics or basic understandings of science and math and the physical world?

    • @maxvetter1336
      @maxvetter1336 6 лет назад +49

      I don’t really think that’s a very common argument, because of course you can believe in god if you accept science, most of the religious population does.

    • @infinitasalo472
      @infinitasalo472 6 лет назад +21

      @@vampireluver889 Those things kind of make a god unnecessary (since they explain processes in the universe without any god being involved) even though they don't disprove the concept per se. That's what the guy was getting at, I think.

    • @rihseb25
      @rihseb25 6 лет назад +12

      @@vampireluver889 the scientific mindset contradicts the religious mindset. science ask that you come to the most reasonable conclusion based on the data available. religion, generally, gives you the conclusion and ask you to fill in the data.

  • @EricVsEverything
    @EricVsEverything 5 лет назад +32

    This is by far the most humanizing "In the Hood" videos I've seen on youtube. I appreciate you looking for the humanity in people and not just trying to expose stereotypes

  • @brianv4781
    @brianv4781 7 лет назад +34

    Jason Bourne Its Jesus Christ!!!!

  • @HNUmaker
    @HNUmaker 7 лет назад +501

    I'm offensive and I find this Christian.

  • @Finnstreams
    @Finnstreams 7 лет назад +254

    Holy -fu--#k- crap Jesus is getting gooood

  • @sabz1019
    @sabz1019 6 лет назад +95

    “I do not do marijuana but you created it” the man 👨🏾 said

  • @mattm4822
    @mattm4822 7 лет назад +78

    Finally after 40 days and 40 nights you uploaded again 🙏🏻

  • @RealOny
    @RealOny 7 лет назад +669

    I love you Jesus

    • @thejesuschrist
      @thejesuschrist  7 лет назад +67

      I love you too! ❤️

    • @awfr4696
      @awfr4696 7 лет назад +28

      Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne

    • @ABSYTP
      @ABSYTP 7 лет назад +1

      Jacob Playss omg its jason bourne

    • @danield9211
      @danield9211 7 лет назад +2

      w International Version
      If you declare with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
      New Living Translation
      If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
      English Standard Version
      because, if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
      Berean Study Bible
      that if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
      Berean Literal Bible
      that if you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised Him out from the dead, you will be saved.
      New American Standard Bible
      that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved;
      King James Bible
      That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      Holman Christian Standard Bible
      If you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.
      International Standard Version
      If you declare with your mouth that Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
      NET Bible
      because if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
      New Heart English Bible
      that if you will confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.
      Aramaic Bible in Plain English
      And if you will confess with your mouth our Lord Yeshua, and you will believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall have life.
      GOD'S WORD® Translation
      If you declare that Jesus is Lord, and believe that God brought him back to life, you will be saved.
      New American Standard 1977
      that if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved;
      Jubilee Bible 2000
      that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus and shalt believe in thine heart that God has raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      King James 2000 Bible
      That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved.
      American King James Version
      That if you shall confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus, and shall believe in your heart that God has raised him from the dead, you shall be saved.
      American Standard Version
      because if thou shalt confess with thy mouth Jesus as Lord, and shalt believe in thy heart that God raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved:
      Douay-Rheims Bible
      For if thou confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and believe in thy heart that God hath raised him up from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      Darby Bible Translation
      that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth Jesus as Lord, and shalt believe in thine heart that God has raised him from among [the] dead, thou shalt be saved.
      English Revised Version
      because if thou shalt confess with thy mouth Jesus as Lord, and shalt believe in thy heart that God raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved:
      Webster's Bible Translation
      That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thy heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      Weymouth New Testament
      that if with your mouth you confess Jesus as Lord and in your heart believe that God brought Him back to life, you shall be saved.
      World English Bible
      that if you will confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.

    • @leightonpetty4817
      @leightonpetty4817 7 лет назад +6

      Jacob Playss
      Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ

  • @pedroy0909
    @pedroy0909 7 лет назад +66

    Jesus, you created the hood.

  • @JayGilby
    @JayGilby 5 лет назад +116

    Did anyone else think that athiest was Neil deGrasse Tyson if he discovered crack?

    • @cameronpeterson6734
      @cameronpeterson6734 4 года назад +5

      Neil is a know-it-all and a pompous ass but he's not nearly as rude or a prick like that guy was

    • @HonorarySaiyan
      @HonorarySaiyan 2 года назад

      @@cameronpeterson6734 Neil is even worse. Haven't you watched that one episode of Joe Rogan where he constantly interrupted him? And by constantly I mean literally every 5 seconds. And I used literally right here.

  • @ShinedBauble
    @ShinedBauble 7 лет назад +62

    I was skeptical at first, but now I am sure this is the real Jesus. praise be to thee, lord.

  • @captaincoleslaw174
    @captaincoleslaw174 7 лет назад +306

    PLEASE get a smoke machine and use the _"jesus out"_ as your outro like pewdiepie suggested

    • @stagger9660
      @stagger9660 7 лет назад +3

      FantasticMrColeson YES

    • @katharina983
      @katharina983 7 лет назад +2

      DO IT

    • @ChrysSuazo
      @ChrysSuazo 7 лет назад +1

      yeah that was a great idea, that's a one thing that people would remember about you. whenever they are gonna talk about your channel :)

    • @9yearoldepicgamersoldier129
      @9yearoldepicgamersoldier129 7 лет назад +3

      FantasticMrColeson YES!

    • @jmguzman7974
      @jmguzman7974 7 лет назад +4

      FantasticMrColeson you can just edit a smoke bomb

  • @Javier-tw4cn
    @Javier-tw4cn 7 лет назад +55

    "I don't do marihuana, even though you created it" rofl

    • @sk8tree779
      @sk8tree779 7 лет назад +1

      Javier marijuana*

    • @Javier-tw4cn
      @Javier-tw4cn 7 лет назад +1

      KewlTrube Both are correct, although in Spanish is far more common with the h

  • @amelkhadidja
    @amelkhadidja 5 лет назад +61

    I love the little notes that pop up 😂😂

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 5 лет назад

      If that's you in your profile pic, I love you, bbz 😉

    • @BlackRobinHoods
      @BlackRobinHoods 4 года назад

      I swear to jesus I like you

  • @crazynoisybizarre6882
    @crazynoisybizarre6882 7 лет назад +170

    The Bible says if you're early, Jesus will answer your comment.....

    • @thejesuschrist
      @thejesuschrist  7 лет назад +170

      Not EVERYTHING you read is true, always check your sources in this day n age of "fake news"!

    • @crazynoisybizarre6882
      @crazynoisybizarre6882 7 лет назад +33

      Jesus Christ Thank you for the advice Jesus! I have been blessed! 🙏😇

    • @pranavvarma5270
      @pranavvarma5270 7 лет назад +6

      Jesus Christ 😂😂😂 I know what you mean by that

    • @crazynoisybizarre6882
      @crazynoisybizarre6882 7 лет назад +1

      Pranav Varma LETS GET ROIIGHT INTO THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWSSSS!!

    • @leon_1170
      @leon_1170 7 лет назад +1

      +Jesus Christ you say the bible is fake?

  • @formonkeys5042
    @formonkeys5042 7 лет назад +100

    This channel is legit entertaining Mr. Christ
    In your next video go visit the elderly

  • @M1NDR34D3R
    @M1NDR34D3R 7 лет назад +149

    I'm not religious (I'm Atheist), but that Atheist guy right there just made a total fool of himself.
    This is a pretty fun channel man :)

    • @aceofspades-ht7bs
      @aceofspades-ht7bs 7 лет назад +5

      M1NDR34D3R I am Christian and love how this channel is bringing together Muslims atheists christains and others

    • @aceofspades-ht7bs
      @aceofspades-ht7bs 7 лет назад

      TheCommonNephil sorry I forgot but glad this channel unites

  • @FromPoetryToRap
    @FromPoetryToRap 6 лет назад +65

    2:30 white speaking, Latino looking Neil Degrasse Tyson

    • @FromPoetryToRap
      @FromPoetryToRap 5 лет назад +1

      @@bowen2307 I was commenting solely on his looks and accent, lol. No need to get into his character.

    • @thehomietorta659
      @thehomietorta659 5 лет назад +4

      He look like ron Jeremy

    • @ejw2354
      @ejw2354 5 лет назад +1

      ‘Disisispates’

    • @madas1435
      @madas1435 4 года назад

      Lmao

    • @CoatedDolphin
      @CoatedDolphin 3 года назад

      LMFAOO HE LOOKS LIKE NEIL

  • @rydernigga4340
    @rydernigga4340 7 лет назад +196

    same old jesus busta straight busta

  • @moutchy
    @moutchy 7 лет назад +64

    Jesus For President !

  • @NNdouble
    @NNdouble 7 лет назад +51

    I really love the "Be like Jesus" gimmick. I really do.

  • @yrgyessir454
    @yrgyessir454 6 лет назад +121

    Title: Jesus gets shot in the hood and dies

    • @sunflower9749
      @sunflower9749 5 лет назад +15

      Hey, he died to forgive our new sins

    • @goosemaster5million316
      @goosemaster5million316 5 лет назад +13

      And comes back three days later

    • @winstonsallet9541
      @winstonsallet9541 5 лет назад +7

      Josiah Roark
      That respawn thing needs patching up

    • @angelpagan3885
      @angelpagan3885 5 лет назад

      In my opinion JESUS CAN'T DIE because she goes to heaven and comes back alive

    • @RickSanchezC--kc2zv
      @RickSanchezC--kc2zv 5 лет назад

      Only to rise 7 days later and ride on those wannabe busters

  • @GaycialMalphite0
    @GaycialMalphite0 7 лет назад +31

    Dear Jesus. What was it like to come back to life? Did your body smell? Did you find anything stopped working after those three days. Love big guy.

  • @connor.com01
    @connor.com01 7 лет назад +108

    Straight outta Compton
    Holy Son of God called Jesus
    ...

    • @yodawg
      @yodawg 7 лет назад +4

      from the gang called holys wit attitudes

    • @n-dingthericefarmer4386
      @n-dingthericefarmer4386 7 лет назад +3

      When i'm called off, i got a bible, read a verse, and people are blessed.

    • @ty9er
      @ty9er 7 лет назад

      Ruined

    • @cloroxbleach7293
      @cloroxbleach7293 7 лет назад

      you guys are just 😂😂😂😂

    • @drop7260
      @drop7260 7 лет назад

      you see these sandals they only cost a buck

  • @daryngoodwin4511
    @daryngoodwin4511 7 лет назад +143

    You have to do a video with pewdiepie jesus.

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 7 лет назад +8

      Daryn Goodwin omg yes,hilarious😁

  • @cocoloco6060
    @cocoloco6060 5 лет назад +29

    1:21
    Jesus:Is it true about Compton being a dangerous place?
    Dude:HELL naw
    This dude says the H word
    INFRONTA
    JESUS

  • @RaeRaeRandy
    @RaeRaeRandy 7 лет назад +18

    Loving the new content 😂😂 do a Jesus reacting video

    • @JEEBUSchannel
      @JEEBUSchannel 7 лет назад +5

      Randy Ronda NO OH GOD PLEASE NO NO NOOOOO!

  • @fredstewart3770
    @fredstewart3770 7 лет назад +40

    Jesus has made me christian

  • @paulham4587
    @paulham4587 7 лет назад +80

    "Ask and u shall receive."
    Plz make a remix of yourself saying jackspedicey

  • @Lexi_loo82
    @Lexi_loo82 5 лет назад +15

    *Dude:* making money
    *JC:* doing.. * smirk * uhhhh doing what?
    *Dude:* . . . making money
    *JC:* ahh alright
    lmao

  • @FlavioGaming
    @FlavioGaming 7 лет назад +70

    5:30 Be like Jesus: Don't eat people

  • @TheApoke
    @TheApoke 7 лет назад +43

    Best channel on youtube.

    • @TheApoke
      @TheApoke 7 лет назад +2

      Also can I please have a shout out for my animations?

    • @TheApoke
      @TheApoke 7 лет назад +1

      Isaac Garcia Me? How?

    • @basedandbetterthanyou
      @basedandbetterthanyou 7 лет назад +1

      TheApoke bcuz you self promote

  • @amarzornic1513
    @amarzornic1513 7 лет назад +103

    Now go to Pripyat, Ukraine. Clear the area from radiation

  • @theundergroundera7985
    @theundergroundera7985 7 лет назад +86

    3:01 Compton in a nutshell

    • @elstupido2233
      @elstupido2233 7 лет назад

      *literacy competition*
      *judge* define compton, california
      *contestant* mexicans pushing a civic?
      *DING DING DING!!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU'VE WON!*

  • @GarryReyom
    @GarryReyom 7 лет назад +92

    The atheist guy looks like Ron Jeremy. He also doesn't understand a joke

    • @selizzle4582
      @selizzle4582 7 лет назад +3

      Garry Reyom LMFAO WHY DO U KNOW RON JEREMY
      I JUST GOOGLED HAHAHA WTF

    • @rogererfle8192
      @rogererfle8192 7 лет назад +1

      who doesnt know who Ron Jeremy is?

    • @Wingedmagician
      @Wingedmagician 7 лет назад +1

      hes crazy

    • @GarryReyom
      @GarryReyom 7 лет назад

      KOKAINA BABY who doesn't watch him? He's great!

  • @stuffmcbullshit7969
    @stuffmcbullshit7969 7 лет назад +44

    Jesus I love ya!
    You should have an awkward handshake with PewDiePie

  • @TheZinnieShow
    @TheZinnieShow 6 лет назад +27

    jesus be like : yo fam don't go be commiting sins dawg

  • @duden1788
    @duden1788 7 лет назад +158

    2:59 :D the car in the background :D :D :D

    • @duden1788
      @duden1788 7 лет назад +1

      so funny

    • @timothy3507
      @timothy3507 7 лет назад +3

      lol the struggle

    • @boostedmixes
      @boostedmixes 7 лет назад +5

      duden178 It killed me.

    • @apricotprincess1040
      @apricotprincess1040 7 лет назад +4

      this is the funniest video ever oml

    • @benbrown3748
      @benbrown3748 7 лет назад

      duden178 lol i was laughing so hard like yeah this is a safe place everything is good *2 dudes go flying by pushing a car*

  • @nikolabl8154
    @nikolabl8154 6 лет назад +50

    3:00 when you are stealing a car but can't drive

  • @walmartsatan7715
    @walmartsatan7715 6 лет назад +42

    I'm Jewish but Jesus seems like a pretty cool guy with great content. Subscribed.

    • @Jubjub644
      @Jubjub644 2 года назад +1

      Jesus was a Jew

    • @Christ_is_Merciful
      @Christ_is_Merciful Год назад

      @@Jubjub644yes Jesus was the Jewish Messiah and he founded Christianity

  • @Hacker-gf3ih
    @Hacker-gf3ih 5 лет назад +7

    Omg 3:01 was the funniest thing ever🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂those 2 duds were fusing a car🤣

  • @Valugar
    @Valugar 7 лет назад +24

    Man you are awesome! it clearly shows you care about your audience.
    Keep up the good work, 50k in no time!
    For the next episode idea - What do you think of Jesus trying to work at fast food?!

    • @Thisath100
      @Thisath100 7 лет назад +1

      Linir Z Hell yeah. Jesus really knew how to ride the hype from pewdiepie and he sure as hell delivered. He got 45k in no time! 100k is is probably less than a month away!

  • @jonjonson550
    @jonjonson550 7 лет назад +18

    First one to See Jesus
    #JesusIsSavage

  • @shakirajenkins5627
    @shakirajenkins5627 6 лет назад +164

    Conspiracy theory time:
    Jesus is actually Ryan Renolds in disguise I mean they have the same voice, about exactly a year ago from when this video was made it was confirmed that they would make a second Deadpool, in June 2017 they started filming for Deadpool 2 giving "Jesus" no time to make videos so his last video was made in February 2017 and another has not been released since because he has been preparing for Deadpool 2 by getting ripped abs and practicing for his part for 4 months, and since Marvel has pushed back the release date of Deadpool 2 and Ryan Renolds aka Jesus have also joined in on playing a part in The Little Stranger he has had no time to make videos and edit them occasionally appearing on other channels like Shane Dawson but Ryan only has time to appear on channels showing his face and using his voice for us to think of Ryan Renolds to think of Deadpool and trick us into watching his movies, why does he have time to show up on channels but not make his own videos? It's easier to appear on channels then have them filmed edited and uploaded giving him very little time to be featured in other channels, he also has been streaming short videos to keep this channel going in his rare spare time ... thank you for reading, don't let this get lost in the comments

  • @kevinsnyder1390
    @kevinsnyder1390 5 лет назад +13

    "Making money"
    Jesus: Doing what?
    " *Making money* "

  • @TheTinfoilmanlive
    @TheTinfoilmanlive 7 лет назад +147

    Come join my church the church of Tinfoil saints of latter day tinfoil

  • @satanicatheist8336
    @satanicatheist8336 7 лет назад +65

    Jesus go around and give candy bars to kids

    • @UnwantedHouseGuest214
      @UnwantedHouseGuest214 7 лет назад +5

      Arkensol well that escalated quickly

    • @grim3646
      @grim3646 7 лет назад +1

      +Arkensol nah... I think roofies would be better. 🐻

  • @helteskeler1277
    @helteskeler1277 7 лет назад +138

    Jesus , your videos are always very well made . I discovered you with the fiverr problem and since , I'm always watching your videos and they're honestly entertaining . you're quite dedicated to your channel and that's something to appreciate .
    good job Jesus , I'm actually thinking of stopping masturbating .

    • @ericdavis4758
      @ericdavis4758 7 лет назад +27

      masturbating aint a sin mate.

    • @GlitchforTits
      @GlitchforTits 7 лет назад +1

      If you wanna stop Jezus can give you a hand!

    • @thisismyname5657
      @thisismyname5657 5 лет назад

      Woah don't go overboard mate. You don't want to do anything rash...

  • @GB3770
    @GB3770 5 лет назад +1

    I found your channel 5 mins ago - this video is legit excellent entertainment - too funny...

  • @Laddy
    @Laddy 7 лет назад +117

    Hey Jesus, how's it hanging?
    Thank you for the fiverr video!
    California is warm, yeah? You should go to a water park.

    • @_roy_1_me643
      @_roy_1_me643 7 лет назад +1

      Laddy Donglegs YES

    • @joshpescatore6762
      @joshpescatore6762 7 лет назад +1

      Laddy Donglegs
      Thanks BRO!

    • @MavicAVF
      @MavicAVF 7 лет назад

      Yes, go to a water park!

    • @newwindboy
      @newwindboy 7 лет назад +13

      too bad he can't swim because he walks on it

    • @RanggaMP
      @RanggaMP 7 лет назад

      Love MashLemon
      Him can make Tsunami in water park [JustKidding]

  • @EvanTX35
    @EvanTX35 6 лет назад +72

    I’m a Christian, and I found this HILARIOUS

    • @CoatedDolphin
      @CoatedDolphin 3 года назад +6

      Ah, youre the good kind of christian
      some Christians cant take jokes

    • @EvanTX35
      @EvanTX35 3 года назад +4

      @@CoatedDolphin dude some christians be all up in this “jokes are a sin” type stuff

    • @thetwodummiesfuntimes7680
      @thetwodummiesfuntimes7680 2 года назад +2

      @@EvanTX35 why?

    • @EvanTX35
      @EvanTX35 2 года назад +1

      @@thetwodummiesfuntimes7680 ?!?!?!?! hi what

    • @thetwodummiesfuntimes7680
      @thetwodummiesfuntimes7680 2 года назад +1

      @@EvanTX35 people get mad at jokes?

  • @dally5368
    @dally5368 7 лет назад +10

    Jesus, please, I have exams in two days going on for two weeks and I'm not prepared. I need your blessing. Please?

  • @doggo6788
    @doggo6788 5 лет назад

    I'm so happy that I found this channel

  • @SpizyLlama
    @SpizyLlama 7 лет назад +34

    If Jesus pins this, I'll jump in a lake.

    • @siropallius
      @siropallius 7 лет назад +23

      CornDog Playz can't jump in the lake if he lets you walk on water

    • @XXXXGamerChannel
      @XXXXGamerChannel 7 лет назад +12

      he'll probably break his legs.

  • @Cheating0Boy
    @Cheating0Boy 7 лет назад +13

    "Where's this going on JewTube" Cracked me the fuck up dude's hilarious.

  • @abbeykuma
    @abbeykuma 7 лет назад +71

    "do you do drugs?"
    "yeaah"

    • @eramsaiyed3396
      @eramsaiyed3396 7 лет назад +2

      xueluhan armeyyy WE GOT JAMS!!💜💜😍

  • @stares_mthrfckrly
    @stares_mthrfckrly 5 лет назад +3

    I love Jesus's positive messages 👌

  • @Leon-gu1cc
    @Leon-gu1cc 7 лет назад +12

    That's why Jesus is great

  • @niconi9961
    @niconi9961 7 лет назад +7

    Quickly one of my favorite channels! :D
    So Jesus... Can you go to Disneyland?

  • @-patessszzz6208
    @-patessszzz6208 7 лет назад +285

    yall christans know Jesus was from the middle east so he isnt white right?

    • @WillyTheComposerOfficial
      @WillyTheComposerOfficial 7 лет назад +56

      Im the Gee I think that's part of the comedy

    • @BadlandsChugsFan1978
      @BadlandsChugsFan1978 7 лет назад +28

      Im the Gee ya that's why he was wearing the Star of David lol

    • @thebadcriticiser1455
      @thebadcriticiser1455 7 лет назад +52

      He wasnt black, but in Israel today its particularly white, so you never know.

    • @-patessszzz6208
      @-patessszzz6208 7 лет назад +3

      SancheNusS Stackhouse oh Sorry i didnt know you were there

    • @expressyourself3257
      @expressyourself3257 6 лет назад +2

      Im the Gee mary was blessen with jesus.She didnt have sex.So he is probably white mary was so he is white.Shutup.

  • @alelexex
    @alelexex 5 лет назад +3

    *This is the quality content I'm subscribed for.*

  • @jubjub9699
    @jubjub9699 6 лет назад +34

    Look both ways before crossing 🙎🙋🙌🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @Retzler90
    @Retzler90 7 лет назад +21

    Jesus, go to anywhere public (like a park) with headphones on, put on Highway to Hell by AC/DC and sing along while playing air guitar. Record the people's reaction.

  • @Obyron123
    @Obyron123 7 лет назад +4

    I know this was comedic, but at times it was also genuinely heartwarming to see the pride they have both in Compton and the life experiences they went through

  • @khloenettles2651
    @khloenettles2651 4 года назад

    Jesus plz come to America i need u in my life

  • @snowy800123
    @snowy800123 7 лет назад +121

    Jesus go to a mosque!

    • @danieldsouza2812
      @danieldsouza2812 7 лет назад +6

      snowy800123 But they'll kill him!!!

    • @khalidalhariri4433
      @khalidalhariri4433 7 лет назад +5

      Daniel D'Souza No they wont...

    • @ilias7268
      @ilias7268 7 лет назад +3

      Daniel D'Souza wtf?

    • @snowy800123
      @snowy800123 7 лет назад +1

      no they'll chop his hands off!

    • @snowy800123
      @snowy800123 7 лет назад +1

      like why are you guys surprised? ever heard of islam before?