I’m the kind of dumbass who regularly says,”The sky” when people ask me,”What’s up?” And the weird thing is that the most common response to that (by far) is to TRY AND ARGUE WITH ME! Them:“What’s up?” Me:”The sky.” Them:”Nuh-uh, that’s the ceiling.” Me:”And what’s above the ceiling?”
14:51 That's actually a miscalculation. If it were a hundred years past 2007, it would be *2107*, with a pesky 1 where a 0 should be in order to have a complete 007. No. It would actually take a *THOUSAND* years to right this wrong. It's a blunder that's 10x worse than you'd think.
And that's only mathematically worse. It's MORE than 10x worse when you consider there's a small fraction of people who could live long enough to see the next xx07, but no one to see the next x007
@@toothfairy10133 buddy, you're talking to a guy who unironically intends to stick around for the next 1,000 years minimum, if the medicine and technology allow for it
The lovecraftian horror that they fully embraced and put on their widget… every once in a while I’ll open my phone and see the Duolingo Owl cosplaying as catdog
right after reading this I closed the youtube to do something else and saw duo cosplaying as catdog it hasn't been 2 seconds since I read this commant @@kyze8284
19:49 this is so incredibly true it's called tribalism or collectivism. having a deeper connection to and love for your tribe unlocks your caveman instinct to truly hate anything perceived as a threat to it. Hate for the sake of love is unbelievably powerful compared to lone hatred because even good people can fall into it. Tribalism is the root of the power to work together and make our greatest achievements and our most terrible atrocities.
1:15 you know, when ever I have a near death experience or millimeters frame sever injury, I think about that in alternative universe I wasn’t that lucky, in those realities i am in excruciating pain and/or dead
1:24 there are actually new regulations on fishing and they are saying to catch less of the bigger fish because all the fish are getting smaller now, and to catch more of the small fish.
You see, last time i was carrying a stupidly large amount of plates around. However I have learned! 11:17 *Sounds of a stupidly large amount of pots and pans falling to the ground can be heard* ... ...Nuts
The person that just wants to sleep for 1000 years is just a polymorph dragon. A dragon that's been isekai to the worse world possible because they can no longer storm a castle or burn an entire party to a crisp for gold.
Statistically, the top 5 times you almost die in life are likely to all be just walking down stairs at your house. Stairs are way more dangerous than like sharks or live wires or anything you do at work.
Assuming you work in an office, yea. But if you're a garbage man, a cop, a firefighter, a construction worker, a plumber, an electrician, a warehouse worker, a soldier, a sailor, a helicopter pilot, a NASCAR driver, or a multitude of other things, your work is extremely dangerous. (And, surprise surprise, all of these dangerous jobs are male-dominated fields! I wonder why men die younger than women..)
I need a Binge Compilation right now to sooth the soul in the way only a Binge Compilation can. I just want you to know, PM, how much value these videos have. These videos hit a spot that, when needed, nothing else can. And that's why I don't watch these as they come out, because I have to save them for when I need them, like right now, and then they feel like a warm weighted blanket being wrapped around my shoulders as I sip from a mug of hot chocolate with a marshmallow floating on its surface. Thank you so much for making these videos. I really needed this hug in video form right now ❤
4:11 these people.. have no clue how that works, but I for one support this movement! Come on everyone lets focus on these three, totally not easy to omit subjects! That'll really show them Ai lovers!
For the gender rolls: Nat 1: Agender/Enby Nat 20: genderfluid Odds in between: M Evens in between: F Alternatively!! Role a D4 for the same thing 1: A/Enby 2: W 3: M 4: Fluid
For what it's worth, I have used AI to generate my OCs, I then passed on to my Artist friend who used it as the idea to create a much better version that I have used from that point on.
As a fellow artist I think this is probably the most acceptable way to use AI, still using the artist’s profession while also reducing workload for tgem
Hey Seymour, currently in the hospital with a tube in my neck, so I’m having a rough time. But your vids definitely make it more barrage! P.s. I’m high AF on painkillers RN and your tumblr vids are so weird
got caught off guard by the "what secrets are you hiding Enstars fan" but like you want an answer? Enstars is too chaotic for anyone to know we're into it irl. Cause once people know, they ask questions and literally any answer about story/characters/plot is insane
21:10 Wait...hold on...yeah, you guys are giving your ocs just Ws? I- *has given my own Ocs tons of Ls and barely any Ws, traumatizing them to the max* 😵💫
I'm not sure why, but my cat always perks up when I put on a binge compilation. I suspects she finds the opening Binge Compilation Noises interesting. She doesn't "like" things - my cat is a being of Hate and I love her - but interest is pretty close, for her.
7:54 I actually considered writing something like that, but was daunted by the sheer amount of possibilities so nothing ever gets done. Writer's block sucks.
8:46 my dad has a loud ass car, and a group of like 5 kids came up to him the other day asking him to rev up his truck and gushing about how cool it was and he was just like “you… you guys know this is a piece of shit car, right? It sounds like that cause it’s a piece of shit that doesn’t run properly, you know that, right?” Kids like loud ass cars, apparently
18:58 honestly I don’t think I even knew the full name or whatever of the author I saw Tolkien and then ‘is having his first ever egg’ and assumed ‘oh it’s just a pet with the name Tolkien’
You know I had dreams for a period that I was still in discord calls with my friends and gf even though I left the call and it was definitely an experience because it really did feel like I was in the call still and I rarely remember/have proper dreams.
I love getting here early and watching the views and likes go up as I watch the video. Like, hello friends! We're watching together and that's beautiful
7:11 okay, as a filipino WHO CAN'T SPEAK TAGALOG FOR SHIT and who wanted to use duolingo to learn but broke their phone after cursing that it didn't have tagalog: P.M HAS EARNED EVEN MORE RESPECT FROM ME. IN FACT, ALL OF IT.
8:20 If someone came up to me in a shop and they had mutual *genuine* interest in whatever I was there to buy, we' be instant best friends. It's really that easy with me EDIT: 22:03 You know I actually forgot he was married so I was genuinely bamboozled for a second
yes Walmart is the best place to go to make friend i made many, of course i work there. yeah actually, power of friendship does enable incredible violence. mess with friend you unleash the angry goblin
0:59 True but I also don't want her to have to get an actual job. I just want to get a job that feels like a fucking game and or that is literally just Nerf battles
17:46 They have perfect spatial awareness... They're called WALKways. Not STANDANDTALKFORETERNITYways. Get the F*** out of the way, if you don't want to be walked over.
![God Creates Things [THE FULL SERIES BINGE]](/img/1.gif)
Ok im sorry but, "were gonna look satan in the eye and say do you like the color of the sky" IS SUCH A HARD LINE
“Mothman got stuck in a lighthouse that’s why we haven’t seen him for a while” is cannon SpongeBob lore.
I’m the kind of dumbass who regularly says,”The sky” when people ask me,”What’s up?” And the weird thing is that the most common response to that (by far) is to TRY AND ARGUE WITH ME!
Them:“What’s up?”
Me:”The sky.”
Them:”Nuh-uh, that’s the ceiling.”
Me:”And what’s above the ceiling?”
That's why I reply with either "I would hope so" or "so you forgot about it then"
The roof
@@girlwiththegreenhair ... listen here you-
@@girlwiththegreenhair And above that?
14:51 That's actually a miscalculation. If it were a hundred years past 2007, it would be *2107*, with a pesky 1 where a 0 should be in order to have a complete 007.
No. It would actually take a *THOUSAND* years to right this wrong. It's a blunder that's 10x worse than you'd think.
And that's only mathematically worse. It's MORE than 10x worse when you consider there's a small fraction of people who could live long enough to see the next xx07, but no one to see the next x007
@@spindash64thats quitter talk right there
@@toothfairy10133 buddy, you're talking to a guy who unironically intends to stick around for the next 1,000 years minimum, if the medicine and technology allow for it
@@spindash64 see you in 3007 then!
Spring break may be over, but at least we’ve got the funny Tumblr man to help us get back into the swing of things. We appreciate you, PM
My spring break hasn’t even started yet. I have a final Today. 😭
Spring break happened for you already?
Spring break starts this Friday, where are you that its already over?
My spring break Just Started???
Ok, to clarify: I’m a southern U.S. college student
Ah perfect background audio for dealing with tedious medical paperwork. May your day be blessed with coffee!
6:44 I had my headphones off because I was grabbing water and I just heard a sudden tune and a SCREAM
I’ve recently started using Duolingo to learn Japanese; that bird is indeed a menace 🤣
Me who memorized all the hiragana ✨🥹
The lovecraftian horror that they fully embraced and put on their widget… every once in a while I’ll open my phone and see the Duolingo Owl cosplaying as catdog
@@kyze8284 mine looked grumpy and tired for a week or so recently 🤣
right after reading this I closed the youtube to do something else and saw duo cosplaying as catdog it hasn't been 2 seconds since I read this commant @@kyze8284
19:49 this is so incredibly true it's called tribalism or collectivism. having a deeper connection to and love for your tribe unlocks your caveman instinct to truly hate anything perceived as a threat to it. Hate for the sake of love is unbelievably powerful compared to lone hatred because even good people can fall into it. Tribalism is the root of the power to work together and make our greatest achievements and our most terrible atrocities.
8:12 This children, is the lost, final chapter of the birds and the bees, alimony.
13:32 hazbin fan here. It’s cannon. It is so cannon everyone lost their collective shit
YES-
I love that he won in that universe
I highly doubt Neil Cicierega was ever a middle school music teacher
animutations? mouth sounds/moods?? how do people not know who this man is
I want to live in a world where im a silly little squid guy:)
the warlock knows and is offended but also agrees.
8:04 And Stans main complaint isn't the "divorce" but the paper work.
Because they were never married, it was just for tax purposes.
1:15 you know, when ever I have a near death experience or millimeters frame sever injury, I think about that in alternative universe I wasn’t that lucky, in those realities i am in excruciating pain and/or dead
Ah yes, a new video to listen to as I avoid my responsibilities.
1:24 there are actually new regulations on fishing and they are saying to catch less of the bigger fish because all the fish are getting smaller now, and to catch more of the small fish.
You see, last time i was carrying a stupidly large amount of plates around. However I have learned!
11:17
*Sounds of a stupidly large amount of pots and pans falling to the ground can be heard*
...
...Nuts
The person that just wants to sleep for 1000 years is just a polymorph dragon. A dragon that's been isekai to the worse world possible because they can no longer storm a castle or burn an entire party to a crisp for gold.
6:01 that makes, *so much sense.*
6:41 lol
14:51 dammit now IM mad.
16:44 sounds like a good horror movie fr
Statistically, the top 5 times you almost die in life are likely to all be just walking down stairs at your house. Stairs are way more dangerous than like sharks or live wires or anything you do at work.
Or crossing the street/walking down a sidewalk. Or just driving anywhere.
Assuming you work in an office, yea. But if you're a garbage man, a cop, a firefighter, a construction worker, a plumber, an electrician, a warehouse worker, a soldier, a sailor, a helicopter pilot, a NASCAR driver, or a multitude of other things, your work is extremely dangerous. (And, surprise surprise, all of these dangerous jobs are male-dominated fields! I wonder why men die younger than women..)
1:31 the way I be throwing it back
the fuck does PM stand for? Prime Minister? Sounds BRITISH. Seymour is Prime Minister of Tumblr.
Patrick Matrick
I need a Binge Compilation right now to sooth the soul in the way only a Binge Compilation can. I just want you to know, PM, how much value these videos have. These videos hit a spot that, when needed, nothing else can. And that's why I don't watch these as they come out, because I have to save them for when I need them, like right now, and then they feel like a warm weighted blanket being wrapped around my shoulders as I sip from a mug of hot chocolate with a marshmallow floating on its surface. Thank you so much for making these videos. I really needed this hug in video form right now ❤
4:48 wh-
WAS THEIR TEACHER _LEMON DEMON???_
15:07 You mean 1000 years? It'd be 2107 if it was 100 years after 2007
And 1907 100 years back
4:11 these people.. have no clue how that works, but I for one support this movement! Come on everyone lets focus on these three, totally not easy to omit subjects! That'll really show them Ai lovers!
4:48 was. was your middle school theater neil cicierega
19:10 AS A GRAVITY FALLS FAN I LITERALLY STARTED HYPERVENTILATING WHEN I SAW THAT
The answer to the Splatoon question is YES
Yes it is! I wanna be a squid *and* have good urban infrastructure!!
For the gender rolls:
Nat 1: Agender/Enby
Nat 20: genderfluid
Odds in between: M
Evens in between: F
Alternatively!! Role a D4 for the same thing
1: A/Enby
2: W
3: M
4: Fluid
Nat 1: AGAB is different from gender identity, because no way in hell i rolled anything other then a 1 when creating a charactwr
For what it's worth, I have used AI to generate my OCs, I then passed on to my Artist friend who used it as the idea to create a much better version that I have used from that point on.
This is how it should be uused, as inspetation for a product and not the actual prduct
Except those ocs are probably stolen from smt else. Come up with it yourself
As a fellow artist I think this is probably the most acceptable way to use AI, still using the artist’s profession while also reducing workload for tgem
@@XanChew12 honestly, the AI image only really served as a inspo piece, my artist did all the art.
There's still the environmental issues as well as the fact AI art grabs from pre-existing art anyway...
Hey Seymour, currently in the hospital with a tube in my neck, so I’m having a rough time. But your vids definitely make it more barrage!
P.s. I’m high AF on painkillers RN and your tumblr vids are so weird
12:45 do NOT purchase wheat or wheat byproducts. You will be sent for re-education, thank you.
I bet Steve Carlsberg purchased wheat and wheat byproducts UGH
Ooh, how lucky am I to be this early to a PM vid!
Your wife makes a convincing argument, congrats on the new subscriber
got caught off guard by the "what secrets are you hiding Enstars fan" but like you want an answer?
Enstars is too chaotic for anyone to know we're into it irl. Cause once people know, they ask questions and literally any answer about story/characters/plot is insane
I had to leave school early because i felt sick, and this made me feel better
Thank you
I hope you feel better
@@queenshaabiyu7602 Thank you :]
4:46 your music teacher casually admitting he wrote the song about two trucks having sex
21:10 Wait...hold on...yeah, you guys are giving your ocs just Ws? I- *has given my own Ocs tons of Ls and barely any Ws, traumatizing them to the max* 😵💫
5:21 That… is heinously genius and I love it. Add in some fitting adjectives to describe a jacuzzi, and you’ll reap maximum discomfort.
I'm not sure why, but my cat always perks up when I put on a binge compilation. I suspects she finds the opening Binge Compilation Noises interesting. She doesn't "like" things - my cat is a being of Hate and I love her - but interest is pretty close, for her.
That last post broke my empathy gauge. I can’t feel anything! 😭
4:20 THIS IS TRUE
How long you’re supposed to mourn for a s’more? Don’t you mean: how long you’re supposed to... s’mourn?
7:54
I actually considered writing something like that, but was daunted by the sheer amount of possibilities so nothing ever gets done.
Writer's block sucks.
8:46 my dad has a loud ass car, and a group of like 5 kids came up to him the other day asking him to rev up his truck and gushing about how cool it was and he was just like “you… you guys know this is a piece of shit car, right? It sounds like that cause it’s a piece of shit that doesn’t run properly, you know that, right?” Kids like loud ass cars, apparently
18:58 honestly I don’t think I even knew the full name or whatever of the author I saw Tolkien and then ‘is having his first ever egg’ and assumed ‘oh it’s just a pet with the name Tolkien’
But I thought it was like
A dog or something eating an egg
12:48 HOLY SHIT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AT A TOURNAMENT THE OTHER DAY
PLEASE SEARCH THE "Botargada" from here in México, several different mascots got into a ring to fight
After the end of being told to subscribe I got an add that literally said "your wish is my command, my Lord."
4:48 imagine your music teacher being neil cicierega, aka lemon demon
Fun fact: Pukicho's name is pronounced "puke-e-show"
6:10 Warlocks are sadly business majors cause they make deals. Artificers are engineers. But then my real question is... what are sorcerers?
13:44 alternative solution try to scratch a hole in the door
3:14 it took me so long to get this until I looked at the tags
I felt the one about making friends locally. Why are bars the only reliable places for friend making?
I've made friends in the IKEA parking lot before so... it's definitely possible.
I did it at school... Although only when I went to school.
A time of S’mourning
8:19 its so me i never went to bars with no one bc of the immense awkwardness I'll have...
You know I had dreams for a period that I was still in discord calls with my friends and gf even though I left the call and it was definitely an experience because it really did feel like I was in the call still and I rarely remember/have proper dreams.
I love getting here early and watching the views and likes go up as I watch the video. Like, hello friends! We're watching together and that's beautiful
19:20 I was literally thinking the exact same thing
The golf clap was my favorite part
Sir PM Seymour, I do not wish to smash with the Like button, that sounds like a big commitment that I can not agree too😅
That last post. It's a Cold and It's a Broken PM Seymour...
7:11 okay, as a filipino WHO CAN'T SPEAK TAGALOG FOR SHIT and who wanted to use duolingo to learn but broke their phone after cursing that it didn't have tagalog: P.M HAS EARNED EVEN MORE RESPECT FROM ME. IN FACT, ALL OF IT.
8:20 If someone came up to me in a shop and they had mutual *genuine* interest in whatever I was there to buy, we' be instant best friends. It's really that easy with me
EDIT: 22:03 You know I actually forgot he was married so I was genuinely bamboozled for a second
My ADHD and I thank you good sirs
6:12
Wrong we’re Psychology and Religious historians, Sorcerers are the business majors
17:41
Idk about them, but i'm Mainly just trying to pace my closet escape
Update they saw it but luckily think its a prank
When i move out i have already dedicated to never let them back into my life when i leave
"put it on the louvre"
Okay... But then where am i supposed to go pee? Can i take it off the loo?
That's..... exactly what frieren would do, and you know it. Lol
15:25 wooden forges
i just tested my new headphones on this video! And They Work!
5:04 elphelt guiltygear has a tumblr, it seems
12:44 isn't that a Night Vale reference?
It took about 1 1/2 years, but I finally got to the end of this god forsaken playlist. And what a trip it was.
peak watching these videos is being on tumblr at the same time.
0:57 both. Both is good
8:02 I DONT HAVE AO3 OR ANYTHING BUT PLEASE TELL ME THIS EXISTS
5:55 omg is quin!
3:04 HENRY JEKYLL
RAAGH
I see this post like once a week on tumblr all my mutuals are queer and j+h fans 😭
yes Walmart is the best place to go to make friend i made many, of course i work there. yeah actually, power of friendship does enable incredible violence. mess with friend you unleash the angry goblin
0:59 True but I also don't want her to have to get an actual job. I just want to get a job that feels like a fucking game and or that is literally just Nerf battles
Did he say "wife"? I feel like I've missed several things.
That james bond complaint is wrong.
2007 - the 007 will not repeat for another thousand years.
12:38 HEEEECK YAAA NIGHT VALE
Wait, YOUR WIFE VOICE THE MOON ELF!
17:46
They have perfect spatial awareness...
They're called WALKways. Not STANDANDTALKFORETERNITYways.
Get the F*** out of the way, if you don't want to be walked over.
16:43 Ash has a last name...? It's Ketchum...?
Holy shit Quin made it into a P.M. Seymore video!! Someone tell them rn!!
15:00 100 years? Are you sure?
11:17 ACHO!!
0:57 Why NOT BOTH
15:03 not 100
One THOUSAND
Hm, the thunbnail has a frenchman, this bodes well.
Yay pet jingling!
SUBBED!
I'm sorry Mrs Pmseymore.
Please don't threaten me.
15:01 100 years?