Christmas Vacation (1989) National Lampoon - Rental Reviews
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Christmas vacation is the 3rd installment in the National Lampoon Vacation series. It's Christmas time and the Griswolds are preparing for a family seasonal celebration, but things never run smoothly for Clark (Chevy Chase), his wife Ellen (Beverly D'Angelo) and their two kids. Clark's continual bad luck is worsened by his obnoxious family guests, but he manages to keep going knowing that his Christmas bonus is due soon.
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“I’m getting a swimming pool”
“Clark I can’t swim”
“I know that Ed, I know.”
Where did they shoot this episode???
A real video store and who owns it???
Retro Sport they shoot in the basement. James made a “movie store” in his basement for a nostalgia feeling while making these episodes.
Clark- "it's a one year membership to the jelly of the month club..."
Eddie-"thats the gift that keeps on giving clark!"
Clark-" That it is Edward, that it is."
@@sabtiy80 its a set he rented space for this and the video game store
I would like, but there's 420 likes.
I love how James just completely ignores Justin every time he shits on the movie. This movie is so much better than Vegas Vacation hands down.
It's a classic for sure!
Vegas is enjoyable but still pretty lame compared to the others with it's pg family friendliness
but, Vegas Vacation is better than Christmas Vacation 2.
Vegas vacation is a joke compared to Christmas vacation
@@nikrattlehead9285 It's a meta joke - because Las Vegas is all family friendly now! (Not intentionally)
This movie has one of my favourite lines ever "Bend over and I'll show you!" "You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswald" "I wasn't talking to you!" ahahaha
Legendary
todd: hey grisworld! where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
clark: bend over and i'll show ya!
todd: you've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that, griswold!
clark: i wasn't talking to you!
todd: *looks at margot, awkwardness*
"That is just real nice, Clark. Real nice." 😄
@Joshua Carreon "merry christmas! shitter was full!"
Quite a few years ago, some family members and I started a sketch comedy podcast and named it "Bend Over And I'll Show You", directly from that line in Christmas Vacation. We worked that line into each episode too.
Clark setting up the Christmas lights is AVGN setting up the Atari 5200.
WTF is wrong with Silverman? "I prefer crap to gold", said no one ever except him. He's a hipster's hipster.
He's probably had a shitty childhood lol might wanna go on a diet and drop some lbs cuz in a little bit he's gonna need his own zip code. He prefers his own crap. Probably bowling bowl sized
Forgot to mention that a lot of these Rental Reviews everytime one of the guys is going to be taking a shit or have gripe with a movie for one reason or another. Some very questionable and debatable shit.
He really is a dbag
I mean can we just have James talk about movies and cut out all these other guys. They don’t add anything. They take away.
he's Ralphie May's evil twin
I’m blown away by the guy who put Vegas Vacaton above this and the Wally World one...
@@A2Z83 laughs like dude what lol
Clearly some type of moron lol....they all got gradually worse......the original is an all-time classic. Christmas Vacation is actually fairly goofy/slapstick....the music score and sound effects are particularly corny.....the original film (the uncensored version) is perfection
Christmas Vacation, Original Vacation, European Vacation, Vacation 2015, then Vegas Vacation. Can we agree that's the definitive ordering?
3rdalbum no Original is the best.
Justin was a whiny self-centered fatass before, but now, he's lost any shred of respect I had left for him. And from me, that's the POLITE version.
"I prefer Vegas Vacation"
Excuse me?
Vegas Vacation was ok, best part being the buffet scene. Christmas Vacation is superior.
i'll have some of the yella.
@@robertblowstein7291 and don't get cheap on me now
Vegas was the worst of the bunch...European Vacation is better than that one.
@@keatonburson2996 This does not look like chicken, Oh you're right, That's not chicken, this is chicken.... Want Some?
This movie taught me everything I know about exterior illumination.
I had a lot of help from Jack Daniels
The little lights are not twinkling.
You cut out the part where Clark said "Hallelujah, holy shit where's the Tylenol?"
I immediately thought the same thing
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant" I loved uncle Louis
If he keeps it up it WILL be his last Christmas
@@lennynero8614 Grace says Pledge of Allegiance instead XD gets me EVERY time.
“Is Rusty still in the navy?”
"That's not the Christmas star. It's a light from the sewage plant." 👴
"Sewer gas?....🤔..... "DON'T DROP THAT!" 😱
@@christopherjakel1049 I check your comment and I'm literally at the part while watching the movie XD great timing
"And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?"
"I don't KNOW, Margot!"
Polly Bonanzas my parents quote that exactly every Christmas, because my mom is named Margo
@@SofaPop. funny, I had the same experience but because my step-dad's name was Todd. 😆
"I prefer Vegas Vacation..."
Oh, God, Justin... 🤦♂️
His criticisms in this one really annoyed me and I keep wondering why he's a part of the team.
@@devote agree. He's a miserable person and really drags the show down
@@devote To offer a different point of view. He's wrong but I find these discussions better when there's a split between them. It's more interesting than just hearing everyone give the same praise.
@@SquinkyThreepwood now that I can agree with.
@@keatonburson2996 I agree. I am not saying James has to Shit can the guy. Like I am sure he is good as a creative personality behind the scenes. We just don't need him on screen. All he does with a few exceptions is dog on things. He the real life Angry Video Game Nerd but with literally everything instead of just video games.
“Vegas Vacation is the most refined”
Lmao what😂😂
Gary King Exactly dude, they’re classics. I have no idea what this guy was talking about in the video
I saw Vegas Vacation and It's ok. Not the best movie of the series. Christmas Vacation is way better. You gotta be high in order to say such a thing. Most refined my butt.
James seemed to almost laugh at that.
Vegas Vacation was garbage. I honestly thought he was joking. They really need to have a debate about that like they did with Jurassic Park 2 and 3.
@@spacejunk76 YES! I couldn't believe what I was hearing, lol
4:00 "With the cursing, my dad would be like 'Don't repeat that'."
And James stayed true to his dad's warnings....
Drinking game: Take a drink every time Justin says, “I don’t know “.
I'm 39 so all I can say is Beverly "THE RACK" D'Angelo is on point
Couldn't agree more
This movie is so clean, by today’s standards, that my teacher played this during a high school band class party.
Same thing with my high school but it was a regular classroom and we had to be quiet
Looks like someone was ignored while the family watched this on christmas.
Seriously. How can you not love this one
The Husky guy's always gotta try to be different.
"Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and I'll show you!"
11DNA11 no I wasn’t talking to you
I love how Justin doesn't relate to any of the situations about doing adult things lol
He's an overgrown manboy. Why would he?
@@NinjaRunningWild I'm thinking he still has his V card in it's original plastic wrap
I'd bet my entire nutsack on that one.
I can respect any opinion that is well thought out and explained. Disliked video.
It seems like he's never even put christmas lights up on his own
I never read the comments, ever, but I had to scroll down to see if everyone’s else’s reaction was like mine when he said Vegas vacation is better. Glad I wasn’t disappointed.
You're clearly lying. Everyone reads the comments occasionally.
I ALWAYS read the comments!
Justin just rendered all of his opinions, past and future, completely invalid. "Vegas Vacation is my favorite." Don't even speak anymore.
What a pathetic pos. Doesn't like THIS movie wtf?
Is Justin just written to be a troll critic? 🤔
@@graciegj63 certainly comes across as one.
Hey, he could have said European Vacation and I think we can all agree that is by far the worst one.
GIR Grumpy Orange Justin is awful. Liked these better when he wasn’t on them..let’s go back to that.
Every family has a Uncle Eddie and if it doesn't.
I'm afraid it's you.
Cool
Uh oh!
I watched this with my dad, and now my kid watches it with me.
Christmas Vacation is the best christmas comedy and the rant at the end is best rant in film history
Lightkeeper rants better
John Hughes movies have good rants. Remember Planes, Trains and Automobiles? There's one toward the start of the movie where Neil and Del are trying to share a hotel room, and the other one is Neil at the car rental place. Always funny.
There’s so much of this movie that Justin clearly doesn’t understand. “He just wants the pool to bang the girl”? Wtf?
It's becuase his family must be ultra conservative.
This came out when I was like 13. I've seen it countless times. This is the least adult lampoon movie ever made. I would easily let a 5 year old watch this movie. The adult stuff would be lost of them anyways.
Can we talk about the fact that James has the same jacket as Charlie in 'It's Always Sunny...'
Oh Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am now
😂😂 Love that line
Clark fantasizing about women is a running gag in every movie
this was the only vacay movie without Christie.
Why does Justin even do this review show, he hates 75% of all the movies they watch.......
To be fair, I hate 75% of all movies.
@@justysilverman touche
SolidBladeSnake Except Rich is funny and endearing. Justin is a tool with trash taste in movies.
he wears a small hat
@@SolidBladeSnake If you don't like it why do you even watch it?
2:44 - You prefer VEGAS Vacation over the others?! Heresy! The original "Vacation" & Christmas Vacation are comedy gold.
@biggtexaz I love vegas. Its one of my favorite movies of all time.
One of the largest laughs for me, even though it's subtle, is when Eddie casually touches the Christmas windmill and it completely implodes.
K J Ah yes and they are drinking Egg Nog from the Wally World glasses
He doesnt casually touch it, he tries to spin it. Lol.
@@blankshell It looked like the slightest poke.
I also like the subtle callback joke, which I think is in that same conversation, where Eddie asks about the tree and Clark says "Dug it out of the ground myself."
My dad recently passed and this was our Christmas tradition movie.
Thomas Kwan sad
Sorry for you loss 😖
sorry for your loss man
Sorry for your loss bro, keep your head up!
I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully this movie reminds you of the good times with your father. Have a Merry Christmas
This Justin guy doesn't get it at all...it's so relatable. James hits it on the head exactly.
This movie Is way better when you are an adult, I agree with you James.
Couldn't agree more!!!
"Vegas is still my favorite" - wait… WHAT!?
Damn Justin why did you bother being in this video?
Contrast is good, I don't love this movie but still watch it every couple years. No matter how good a joke is, hearing it the same time of year every year gets redundant.
Cpt Rama I usually don’t mind different opinions, but Justin is a drag in this video. I’d like to see him review Vegas Vacation because I think it’s tame and weak. Lol
@@NickLMears that's a great idea! I'd love to see all these movies reviewed
@@NickLMears "Vegas Vacation" is the only one of the bunch to be rated PG.
I don't think he even watched the movie.... He mentioned the pool was to bang a girl and that made no sense.
Justin's negativity is no match for James's Christmas spirit!
Seriously though, little disappointed to see Justin and not Kieran...
Starting to learn that now xD
that Ray Charles christmas song when
Clark is in the attic is still one of the greatest
Were is Kieran or Tony? I'd prefer one of those two than Justin talking about this movie.
Justin can sometimes be a lil negative, but they're all good people to watch and listen too..
They are dueling til one´s dead...
Agreed! Justin ruined the review with all his stupidity.
As much as I disagree with Justin on this one I always think it's better to include someone with a different opinion in the conversation. It promotes a more varied discussion and offers a broader perspective rather than just having everyone wait their turn to share the same thoughts.
a different opinion is putting it nicely.. the stuff he was saying you cant even counter argue with because its so damn stupid. its not intellectual discussion its just being negative for the sake of it.
Random person: Christmas Vacation is the best Christmas movie.
Justin: They're talking like its the #1 movies to watch on Hallmark each year.
Me: ????
I miss the old cinemassacre video store.
The old one had charm and seemed more cozy than this one.
This seems more cluttered and claustrophobic ironically
When clark's mom dips dry turkey into her water glass in the dinner scene i lose it every time lol. Holiday classic
Justin is the Grinch.
Love that the only thing Clark wants is his boss brought to him wrapped in a big red bow so he could tell him off. Eddie, being the kind hearted man he is, drives away, comes back, and has Clark's boss wrapped in a big red bow; kicking his ass up the lawn.
Dang Justin. Show us on this doll where Christmas Vacation touched you.
Hahaha!! I just peed a little!
That goober in the blue hat is not fit to review any more movies!
Miserable zilch that one
I called him not liking it before the video even began. Shame.
Wow Justin is really over analyzing a comedy movie. This guy lacks a sense of humor.
I don't think its a lack... More so of a act. Where he forces himself in his head to have differing opinion on everything no matter what just for the sake of doing such.
The political left wing minded generally HATE comedy, as comedy is never "politically correct".
Justin's that, but also a complainer. He could win the lottery and STILL moan about it.
@@abloogywoogywoo Wow, thanks for puttin all of us Leftist in one box
@Rick Ton Making valid criticism isn't ignorance. Like this comment pointing out your mistake, for example.
Justin's taste in movies is about as good as his self control to not eat the whole box of cookies
Grown men (no pun intended) who have Pokemon collections like his automatically throw red flags to me..
Justin’s terrible taste in movies shows when he says “Vegas vacation is my vacation film of choice”. I mean it’s not as bad as Christmas vacation 2 but come on man.
... did I even want to discover there was a Christmas Vacation 2?
He said that there is no good movie made before 1990. 😁
I understand him and respect his opinion 😁
Vegas vacation is easily the worst of the main movies in my opinion
Does Vacation (2015) count as one of the main movies that did continue the franchise with Rusty and Chevy made a brief appearance
Wait! There is a Christmas Vacation 2???
Such a good point about the vices. As a kid Christmas is all magic and then you realize the adults were all in the kitchen drinking spiked apple cider.
"Yippie ki yay, Mister Falcon." Thank you Justin, that's one of my favorite censored lines in a film.
I love how James tries to be nice and diplomatic at 8.10 but you can clearly see he thinking wtf are you on about Justin
This dude in the middle was not the guy to do this review
I’ve never liked this many comments on any RUclips video, ever. All the comments about Justin.. spot on.
Justin is the worst. Of course he tries so hard to ruin xmas vacation for everyone
He wanted more food scenes
Justin "Nobody's favorite" Silverman
"This is what happens Larry, This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps" Some tv dub overs were amazing for all the wrong reasons lol.
Yippy ki-yay mr falcon!
The dude in the middle is wayyyyy over analyzing a Christmas comedy movie.
Check out him and the other guy reviewing Ernest Saves Christmas.
Like how can the reindeer walk on the ceiling?
Go check out those review of Ernest Saves Christmas
James' dad told him not to repeat the curse words? Well that didn't work out
This movie is a holiday tradition for my family to watch every Christmas. I love this film, especially Cousin Eddie!
Justin will forever hold this L for saying something like that. Christmas vacation is the best of them all.
Vacation was slightly better but i love them both.
Never has a film given us so many nostalgic memories and endless one-liners than Christmas Vacation.
Every time Justin talked, good lord. Talk about a major bummer. Why participate if you're just gonna be a massive buzzkill the whole time? :/
This is the greatest Christmas movie ever made. I have watched it more than any other Christmas movie.
Man, does Justin even understand this movie and the bonus he was expecting that he got the previous 17 yrs. to cover the deposit and he got the pool before he saw Mary.. so many issues *le sigh* Then he says he relates to Todd and Margo?! Also, if Eddie can't swim why is about to dive in the pool. I think Clark just imagined anyone but, Eddie there in his fantasy.
Nope he doesn't understand. Total moron and practically ruined the review. I'd smack the Christmas hat right off his head.
It's almost like Justin didn't even watch this film and just seen clips of it online why didn't James havessomeone help review this who actually enjoyed the film and watched the whole movie
Clark W Griswald and Happy Gilmore.
Two greatest curse rants in movie history.
While they are the greatest curse rants, the king of rants still must go to Denis Leary. Though not often are his laden with excessive cursing, no one beats his flow. Best IMO are Demolition man, The Ref and Suicide Kings.
They are entirely different movies... but if I had to choose between those curse rants I'd say Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore was better and much more violent which made the movie good. Even the tagline on the poster made me want to see it...and to be clear I'm talking about the original poster from the vhs tape...it says "He doesn't play golf...he destroys it".
**Justin claims "Vegas Vacation" is better than "Christmas Vacation"**
Me: Okay, I'm done listening to you.
Wait a minute... John Hughes didn't direct C.V.
That's right, he pulled the National Lampoon title off the film. He said it was just a Chevy Chase vehicle.
I always loved Mae Questal in this movie. She was also one of the original voices of Betty Boop.
She was hilarious!!! So was Lewis (William Hickey). Some of the most memorable moments were those two
"Let's play ball! "
Merry Chrustmas! Shitter was full!. 30 years later, STILL the best season greetings ever.
Got it set as my notification for messages on my phone right now. 😁
(Found on the Zedge App)
30 years. Jesus Christ. My favorite Christmas movie of all time, though.
What about die hard that’s one of the best Christmas movies ever
@@justanotherredjack2761 Agreed! Trading Places is another good one. :D
I can't believe how many times iv'e seen this movie and never noticed the turtle poster lol
Justin sounds like the last person on earth I'd ever watch a movie with.
Watch the review of Ernest saves Christmas, where they question the big "plot holes". Like why did the girl run away....
Watching this movie every Christmas is a family tradition. Great Christmas movie.
I, have never (in my life) met anyone or ever heard anyone say they actually enjoyed National Lampoons Vegas Vacation.
"Those little lights aren't twinkling"
"I know. Thanks for noticing Art."
It was a family tradition in my house growing up that we all sat and watched this every year on Christmas eve. Love it! 😄
He is aware that Vegas vacation is considered the worst right? Lol
Justin really sucks the enjoyment out of these reviews.
Yep
He sure does
great gimmick.
Gerhard Schulz lmfao I legit spit my coffee out to this comment couldn’t agree more
Absolutely. Like a sponge.
My Mom and I always howl with laughter when Ellen says in the kitchen "I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery" 😅🎄🤷♀️ It is funnier now I am older to understand exactly why it is so funny, like fine wine this movie gets better with age.
The absolute dog pile on Justin in this comment section...
is completely deserved.
Sparky/Clark: "Can't see the line can you Russ."
Russ: "Nope!"
Probably the greatest christmas movie ever. I love this one, i watch it every year.
That god damn squirrel...
S Q U I R R E L !!!!!
I'm goin in with him
Vegas Vacation is "refined"... said no one. Is he for real or was that scripted. I mean, the guy hated the Christmas lights scene. You had to have scripted that for him to balance the review.
@Cody Schale *probably
Vegas Vacation, the most refined. Wow, I'm trying to wrap my head around that one.
Probably referring to the more grounded and “refined” humor like when Clark swings across the Grand Canyon, his daughter becomes a stripper, his son wins 4 Lamborghini’s, and Wayne Newton falls in love with Clark’s wife. It’s definitely the most Kubrickian of the series.
Some crazy statement right there
Literally laughed out loud at that.
It is easily the third best if not the worst
I'm honestly at the point where I'm gonna stop tuning into the movie reviews. Its actually frustrating. James steadily remains the most relatable. His friends are off a lot of the time.
Sorry Justin. Couldn't disagree more. I'm with James & Ryan on this one.
he's been hammered over the head with this movie. every year. I can relate. By the time you're in your 30s, you've seen this movie at least 30 times. At least.
Kevin R. just 30? Slacker...
@@kevinr.3542 Ok but don't be a buzz kill about it and completely ruin it for everyone else who does enjoy the film seriously though why TF is Justin even apart of the review?
Will Justin be able to contain his deep seated hatred for red-haired people this time?
I was born in 1985 and I've always held this movie close to my heart. A family favorite for sure!
I'm may 85 born the day Micheal Jordan won the MVP lol
This movie is a classic. We watch it every year when decorating our Christmas tree.
This year you should put 'Ernest Saves Christmas' on instead! 😁
Merry Christmas AVGN crew. So........
When’s McCauley Culkin coming back?
When he wants money
It seems like James has the sense that the film is a nice classic while Justin considers it horrible, both going into this assuming their opinion is the consensus and then all throughout the discussion it never really sinks in to either of them that the other has a different view 😂
James just humors him.
The thing is that James is correct; his opinion is the consensus. Justin's out of touch.
My mom loves this movie.
We went to see this in the theater because we remembered and loved Nat. Lampoon Vacation. I was 12.
My mom loves dirty humor, i.e. Married with Children.
We watch this every year at Thanksgiving.
James, you are so great for finding the depth in this film that I personally overlooked. Thanks again, James and Cinemassacre!
Who’s here watching this in 1989?
Your mom
This Christmas Vacation & Christmas Story is the tradition movie to watch on December every year, and the "shitter was full!" I love that line heheh, good review as usual 👍
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"
Also Vegas Vacation was underrated; I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes it a lot.
“Wow, Lifetime member of Jelly of the Month club, you shouldn’t have.
That it is, Edward, that it is.
Ok Justin we get it, you don't like the movie. They should've had someone else besides him in this episode
This and scrooged are my families Christmas tradition movies.
Same here. Me and my brothers quote Scrooged (and this movie) at least once a week.
Scrooged. The only version of a christmas carol i watch lol
Hands down, this and *_"A Christmas Story"_* are a MUST for this season!
EDIT- Let's not forget about *_"Gremlins"_* and *_"Scrooged"_* too, thanks for the reminder!
Don't forget "Scrooged."
And Gremlins!
@@ELEKTROSKANSEN Oh, how I dare forgetting that one?!
@@geoleo965 ;)
@@subzero8679 True dat!
Time for “Silent Night, Deadly Night” rental review
That thing was fucked up. Saw some of it as a 6 year old. That fucked up Santa for me, for a lifetime.