Yeah but did you notice how the auto focus worked so well in this. The image started blurring which is probably what you would see losing blood like that. I love his work.
Pure GOLD! I LOVE your sense of humor . This is one of the funniest you have ever done and you put so much into the videos. The props, the blood squirt, etc. Set in a garage and with the way your hair is now and the accent this was another great roleplay! I really did laugh hard from the first burp all the way though. SO glad to see some work from you. I can't comment enough on this. The tank top-perfect. THANK YOU!
You should do an asmr closet tour/scratching on your clothes. Itd be very interesting to learn about your style and tell stories about how you acquired/paid for/wore them 🥰I love you Node and keep up the good work
When I listened to this for the first time, I didn't fall asleep I just laughed. My favorite part was."Apparently, I hit an artery". Well done ASMR Node for this great performance!
This was one of the most amazing ASMR roleplays that I've ever watched, you're amazing NODE! Sincerely I didn't expect that plot twist in the story, It was brilliant! Thanks for this, I'm really excited to watch more!! ❤️
"Why we cuttin hair with scissors when god gave us better tools" Please, please tell me what the tool is! "I got this compact reciprocator saw- *WHEEZE*
Next day he be like "Look you know, I been reattaching some body parts with some tape and it worked great, so it's gonna work on others. Im a doctor now."
I’m so glad you are back uploading during these crappy times. The characters accents and stories always bring a smile to my face. Also you’re looking hot in the vest 🤤😘 x
"I don't guarantee quality but imma try my best" my motto tbh
Shit you tell your boss when he wants you to be at 100% 😂
He said it when i read it 🤣
Node's teeth are way too perfect for this character.
they're too perfect for any character let's be real
@@fearisallie pretty sure he said they were fake years ago.
I can change that.
@@rosvaldasbolys5871 plenty of people got fake teeth homie they’re called veneers
@@electraheart7745 yuh
The pit hair is really adding to the aesthetic
From some of the comments, he may have to do a video where he braids those suckers
I’m sure he just glued them on
@@matcha.addict4139 He didn’t lol
@@peachykukunayeah he was taking the piss mate
"I've cut so many limbs"
Oh god
"off trees"
Oh, that's fine then
We should care for our trees
666 likes. Nice
"I cut off your ear"
"WHAT DID YOU SAYY??"
THAT was great. Speaking into the ear-I was rolling with laughter at that!
I’m crying! 🤣
WHATDIDHESAYY
george weasley could neva
A very clumsy serial killer who doesn't realize he's a serial killer, I love it 😆
i gotta meet barb some day! this was amazing Node haha
I second that
Hi Ryan 👋
but wut about debra?
what ryan said^^
We all know barb is gonna be Angelica
This has me laughing, not sleeping 😂😂
😂😂😂
@ wtf?! 😓
Help
Well, Dave is honest about his abilities, I’ll give him that
In 12 minutes I’ve lost half of my abilities and I’m covered in electrical tape, Vaseline, and blood
Mondays am I right?
Best 2 dollars ever spent
Home boy didn't even flinch when parts were getting flung left and right
LMAO
Love how my eyesight wasn’t affected after loosing an 👁
Well... it’s a video? A role play DUHHH 🤨
@@jofriko5416 🤦♀️
Yeah but did you notice how the auto focus worked so well in this. The image started blurring which is probably what you would see losing blood like that. I love his work.
@@billd3356 twas a joke , I like the vids 2
@@snailtrail3387 Oh I know. Isn't he great?
I love how no one's talking abt how he ACTUALLY sprayed ketchup in his face, that takes some real commitment😂
I would have been flinching and jumping before spraying it lmaoo
You mean condimentmit! :p Wokka wokka! :D
He must have added water to it, it was super liquidy lol
How do you know it is ketchup?
It's probably fake blood and it might taste fruity.
“But listen:”
Me with no ear: 👁👄👁 I’ll try my hardest
"I'll give you 50% off" OMG I CAN'T!! 🤣🤣
And I left with only 50% of my body so it's fair
Omg it was One dollars then, because it was originally 2 dollars anckckfkkd
Love how the injuries get progressively worse lol
this is the most chaotic asmr video i’ve ever seen i love it
Pure GOLD! I LOVE your sense of humor . This is one of the funniest you have ever done and you put so much into the videos. The props, the blood squirt, etc. Set in a garage and with the way your hair is now and the accent this was another great roleplay!
I really did laugh hard from the first burp all the way though.
SO glad to see some work from you. I can't comment enough on this. The tank top-perfect. THANK YOU!
LMAO WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING INTO THE EAR😭
when he talks in the ear 😂
Talking into the ear sent me 😂😂😂😂
Omfg this is hilarious! Man is giving me a full-body cut 😂
You should do an asmr closet tour/scratching on your clothes. Itd be very interesting to learn about your style and tell stories about how you acquired/paid for/wore them 🥰I love you Node and keep up the good work
you’re so attractive it’s distracting
IKR
Yes
Agreed. Even as Dave lmao
Mood
He litteraly burped as an introduction.😂
The outfit and accent is everything ‼️
Came to get my hair cut left with my ear, eye, hand, fingers and brain cut
am I the only one who's kinda scared but amused and relaxed at the same time? strange feeling bro
When I listened to this for the first time, I didn't fall asleep I just laughed. My favorite part was."Apparently, I hit an artery". Well done ASMR Node for this great performance!
Also, did you use Strawbery juice for the blood?
100% laughter right now, we really need more of these funny roleplays
ASMR horror comedy skits might be my new fave sub genre
You’re such an amazing actor, your stories add so much more to the asmr experience and not only help me fall asleep but make me laugh my ass off
This was one of the most amazing ASMR roleplays that I've ever watched, you're amazing NODE! Sincerely I didn't expect that plot twist in the story, It was brilliant! Thanks for this, I'm really excited to watch more!! ❤️
The pits have me dead 😂😂💀🖐
I didn't expect the blood 😂
"Why we cuttin hair with scissors when god gave us better tools"
Please, please tell me what the tool is!
"I got this compact reciprocator saw-
*WHEEZE*
“They’ll cut anything” YEAH INCLUDING MY SCALP 🤣
Well I was almost right it’s my ear. Dammit how am I supposed to play telephone now?!
Node: *cuts off ear*
Also Node: Just put some Neosporin on that
3:35 I can’t stop laughing!
10 thousend Years later, but so good that you came back i missed you😭🙏
You played this character so well, the entire setting and everything is so amazing honestly
"hm i cut of ur ear" hm yeah nice man is fine
Ah yes, dismemberment ASMR. My happy place 😂
Haaaa!!! Good job on covering the blurriness. “Oh your feeling dizzy?”. Spot on!
The humor is top notch! Great video Node!
when you said 'cutting lawn' I thought you'd give us a very special lawnmower asmr experience 😂😂
He’s growing a beard and I’m here like 😍😍
I'm really excited that you're back
Was I the only one who jumped a little when the blood came out at 5:45 😂
“I want to make you comfortable”😂😂😂
Next day he be like
"Look you know, I been reattaching some body parts with some tape and it worked great, so it's gonna work on others. Im a doctor now."
I'm trying to sleep and you have me busting up 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
I CAN'T STOP
You're a great asmrtist and actor
I love node he's so creative :)
It's okay, you new, I got it. No problem, at least I got my haircut, no more bad hair day they said :)
bro the way you tried not to laugh during the ear part LMAOO
barb didn't get me a beer I'm disappointed!
I'd love to a see a Klaus from The Umbrella Academy roleplay. I feel like you could embody his character really well !!! (New subscriber here )
YYYESSSSSSS
YESSSSSS
That was RIDICULOUS! I’ve no idea how this ended up in my feed but I’m glad it did - I couldn’t stop laughing!
“I had to cut off your frontal lobe” is the last thing you’d want to hear from your hairdresser
Holy Moly! This is the first time I'm glad I'm bald! 😂🤣😂
Dave’s hair salon and garage
My brain: Jone’s BBQ and foot massage!
8:10 the unfocusing from the camera came at a perfect time !
"Well, I already messed up." Me when I cut my own hair every time. Loving this character. Hilarious and relaxing!
that’s an unusual torture session
The fact that you’re 29 yet you look 19 is amazing to me!
asmr node always comes in clutch for thanksgviging or christmas been here since 20k gang gang
This is gold. You really need to be an actor lool
Me: mom can we go to the hair salon
mom: we have hair salon at home
the hair salon at home:
This is the funniest yet most relaxing ASMR video I’ve ever watched😂😂😂please do more
This was creative and he’s really cute too. Missed him making videos. Always more interesting to watch than to fall asleep to tho lol
Ngl seeing pit hair is hot 🥵
go touch some grass 💀✋🏾
@@riahzwrld PLEASE
Node really out did him self this video😂
You made me laugh hysterically!
Well it was really hard to leave a review with only the 3 fingers you left me, one eye, and my frontal lobe missing but I think I did it 😂🤪
An icon of roleplaying
I am listening as I work and it's so entertaining! Very relaxing but also a lot of fun hahaha
I wasn’t sure what to expect from this video but this is golden! Thank you!
YESSS!!!! HES BACK! HES UPLOADING MORE! 2020 IS GETTING BETTER!
This is the funniest asmr I've ever seen 😂
Bro, I love ur ASMRs, keep it up!
is he.... ACTIVE? ITS A MIRACLE
3:39 some excellent Harry Potter extendable-ears content right there
Far from my sleeping time, but I can’t wait to watch this later 😂😂😂
HE WAS TALKING INTO THE CUT OFF EAR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I CANT 🤣🤣🤣
Person losing all his limbs and it's like this is fine, your voice is so soothing
The asmr video we have all been waiting for
i really love your creativity, it's incredible! 😍 greetings, your Blender/Java - freak 🙋♂️
HE'S SO FUNNY IM DYING
The image of a random blood-splattered crazy-eyed thumbnail popped up on my subscription feed and I lost it. 🤣
I've never been so relaxed.....and anxious at the same time 🙃🙃☠️🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine squirting the blood and then messing up the video so you have to restart😭😭🤚
For a guy who's hair is over a foot long. . . this vid went from relaxing to anxious fast. 😳😂
node, your killing it!
5/5 on Yelp, would definitely go to Dave again 👂👁🫀🫁👄👃
Came in all together left limping and damn I couldn't even cry my eyes were taped together thank you it was relaxing 😌🤷🏽♂️😭😂😂
Plot twist: you’re a latex Halloween prop body and you’re fine, he can just glue you back together
Five stars for the interpretation, direction and script ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Keep these videos coming Node these are super sleepy!
I’m so glad you are back uploading during these crappy times. The characters accents and stories always bring a smile to my face. Also you’re looking hot in the vest 🤤😘 x
I laughed so hard at the talking into the chopped off ear😭😂
“Here, I’m gonna cotton-swab your face.”
this is surprisingly so good wth