ASMR: Dave's Hair Salon and Garage (Haircut Disaster)

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @AnnaWoods
    @AnnaWoods 4 года назад +896

    "I don't guarantee quality but imma try my best" my motto tbh

    • @m_zel5458
      @m_zel5458 4 года назад +15

      Shit you tell your boss when he wants you to be at 100% 😂

    • @Bonnies_guitar
      @Bonnies_guitar 3 года назад +5

      He said it when i read it 🤣

  • @miguelbayne4506
    @miguelbayne4506 4 года назад +2100

    Node's teeth are way too perfect for this character.

    • @fearisallie
      @fearisallie 4 года назад +69

      they're too perfect for any character let's be real

    • @rosvaldasbolys5871
      @rosvaldasbolys5871 4 года назад +15

      @@fearisallie pretty sure he said they were fake years ago.

    • @elcompagenito3250
      @elcompagenito3250 4 года назад +2

      I can change that.

    • @electraheart7745
      @electraheart7745 4 года назад +15

      @@rosvaldasbolys5871 plenty of people got fake teeth homie they’re called veneers

    • @rosvaldasbolys5871
      @rosvaldasbolys5871 4 года назад +2

      @@electraheart7745 yuh

  • @cardiacmyxoma4073
    @cardiacmyxoma4073 4 года назад +948

    The pit hair is really adding to the aesthetic

    • @jaydee8872
      @jaydee8872 4 года назад +34

      From some of the comments, he may have to do a video where he braids those suckers

    • @matcha.addict4139
      @matcha.addict4139 4 года назад +12

      I’m sure he just glued them on

    • @peachykukuna
      @peachykukuna 3 года назад +9

      @@matcha.addict4139 He didn’t lol

    • @plangmoo5902
      @plangmoo5902 6 месяцев назад

      @@peachykukunayeah he was taking the piss mate

  • @Meg.01
    @Meg.01 4 года назад +989

    "I've cut so many limbs"
    Oh god
    "off trees"
    Oh, that's fine then

  • @pablovaldez2197
    @pablovaldez2197 4 года назад +668

    "I cut off your ear"
    "WHAT DID YOU SAYY??"

    • @billd3356
      @billd3356 4 года назад +24

      THAT was great. Speaking into the ear-I was rolling with laughter at that!

    • @lisabeaumont
      @lisabeaumont 4 года назад +8

      I’m crying! 🤣

    • @danielisokay9353
      @danielisokay9353 4 года назад +10

      WHATDIDHESAYY

    • @jad3iskindadumb
      @jad3iskindadumb 4 года назад +1

      george weasley could neva

  • @strawberrythembo
    @strawberrythembo 4 года назад +512

    A very clumsy serial killer who doesn't realize he's a serial killer, I love it 😆

  • @TheASMRRyan
    @TheASMRRyan 4 года назад +1277

    i gotta meet barb some day! this was amazing Node haha

  • @emirosemoore7124
    @emirosemoore7124 4 года назад +464

    This has me laughing, not sleeping 😂😂

  • @Sarah-em5vf
    @Sarah-em5vf 4 года назад +398

    Well, Dave is honest about his abilities, I’ll give him that

  • @hiojime7137
    @hiojime7137 4 года назад +459

    In 12 minutes I’ve lost half of my abilities and I’m covered in electrical tape, Vaseline, and blood

  • @abesnow269
    @abesnow269 4 года назад +269

    Home boy didn't even flinch when parts were getting flung left and right

  • @snailtrail3387
    @snailtrail3387 4 года назад +403

    Love how my eyesight wasn’t affected after loosing an 👁

    • @jofriko5416
      @jofriko5416 4 года назад +2

      Well... it’s a video? A role play DUHHH 🤨

    • @snailtrail3387
      @snailtrail3387 4 года назад +11

      @@jofriko5416 🤦‍♀️

    • @billd3356
      @billd3356 4 года назад +8

      Yeah but did you notice how the auto focus worked so well in this. The image started blurring which is probably what you would see losing blood like that. I love his work.

    • @snailtrail3387
      @snailtrail3387 4 года назад

      @@billd3356 twas a joke , I like the vids 2

    • @billd3356
      @billd3356 4 года назад

      @@snailtrail3387 Oh I know. Isn't he great?

  • @niah9087
    @niah9087 4 года назад +476

    I love how no one's talking abt how he ACTUALLY sprayed ketchup in his face, that takes some real commitment😂

    • @danielisokay9353
      @danielisokay9353 4 года назад +26

      I would have been flinching and jumping before spraying it lmaoo

    • @christiankrenek7689
      @christiankrenek7689 4 года назад +22

      You mean condimentmit! :p Wokka wokka! :D

    • @izzyrainydayz
      @izzyrainydayz 4 года назад +5

      He must have added water to it, it was super liquidy lol

    • @jakedingwall7688
      @jakedingwall7688 3 года назад +5

      How do you know it is ketchup?

    • @danny.nedelk0
      @danny.nedelk0 2 года назад

      It's probably fake blood and it might taste fruity.

  • @kyleburke8450
    @kyleburke8450 4 года назад +254

    “But listen:”
    Me with no ear: 👁👄👁 I’ll try my hardest

  • @jigglypuddin1345
    @jigglypuddin1345 4 года назад +89

    "I'll give you 50% off" OMG I CAN'T!! 🤣🤣

    • @t3al432
      @t3al432 4 года назад +12

      And I left with only 50% of my body so it's fair

    • @arieschristian7100
      @arieschristian7100 4 года назад +5

      Omg it was One dollars then, because it was originally 2 dollars anckckfkkd

  • @Hjortasmr
    @Hjortasmr 4 года назад +86

    Love how the injuries get progressively worse lol

  • @sarahdeheaume8410
    @sarahdeheaume8410 4 года назад +33

    this is the most chaotic asmr video i’ve ever seen i love it

  • @billd3356
    @billd3356 4 года назад +97

    Pure GOLD! I LOVE your sense of humor . This is one of the funniest you have ever done and you put so much into the videos. The props, the blood squirt, etc. Set in a garage and with the way your hair is now and the accent this was another great roleplay!
    I really did laugh hard from the first burp all the way though.
    SO glad to see some work from you. I can't comment enough on this. The tank top-perfect. THANK YOU!

  • @nevaehmarie7800
    @nevaehmarie7800 4 года назад +37

    LMAO WHEN YOU STARTED TALKING INTO THE EAR😭

  • @christinamasberg
    @christinamasberg 4 года назад +145

    when he talks in the ear 😂

  • @giulianodilallo3167
    @giulianodilallo3167 4 года назад +63

    Talking into the ear sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarahs7517
    @sarahs7517 4 года назад +84

    Omfg this is hilarious! Man is giving me a full-body cut 😂

  • @PeterDoherty2001
    @PeterDoherty2001 4 года назад +51

    You should do an asmr closet tour/scratching on your clothes. Itd be very interesting to learn about your style and tell stories about how you acquired/paid for/wore them 🥰I love you Node and keep up the good work

  • @itsZacAsmr
    @itsZacAsmr 4 года назад +913

    you’re so attractive it’s distracting

  • @ASMRAnais
    @ASMRAnais 4 года назад +58

    The outfit and accent is everything ‼️

  • @narimene2964
    @narimene2964 4 года назад +111

    Came to get my hair cut left with my ear, eye, hand, fingers and brain cut

  • @vermichelleasmr1227
    @vermichelleasmr1227 4 года назад +30

    am I the only one who's kinda scared but amused and relaxed at the same time? strange feeling bro

  • @vrtube9492
    @vrtube9492 3 года назад +7

    When I listened to this for the first time, I didn't fall asleep I just laughed. My favorite part was."Apparently, I hit an artery". Well done ASMR Node for this great performance!

    • @vrtube9492
      @vrtube9492 3 года назад

      Also, did you use Strawbery juice for the blood?

  • @dextermtetwa7972
    @dextermtetwa7972 3 года назад +4

    100% laughter right now, we really need more of these funny roleplays

  • @asymmetricalgarbage1
    @asymmetricalgarbage1 4 года назад +9

    ASMR horror comedy skits might be my new fave sub genre

  • @quinnicus
    @quinnicus 4 года назад +5

    You’re such an amazing actor, your stories add so much more to the asmr experience and not only help me fall asleep but make me laugh my ass off

  • @alejandrasarubi4905
    @alejandrasarubi4905 4 года назад +5

    This was one of the most amazing ASMR roleplays that I've ever watched, you're amazing NODE! Sincerely I didn't expect that plot twist in the story, It was brilliant! Thanks for this, I'm really excited to watch more!! ❤️

  • @ericsirdashney4660
    @ericsirdashney4660 4 года назад +26

    The pits have me dead 😂😂💀🖐

  • @miloferreras5776
    @miloferreras5776 4 года назад +35

    I didn't expect the blood 😂

  • @Crickets-Everywhere
    @Crickets-Everywhere 4 года назад +29

    "Why we cuttin hair with scissors when god gave us better tools"
    Please, please tell me what the tool is!
    "I got this compact reciprocator saw-
    *WHEEZE*

  • @therunawayarchive3036
    @therunawayarchive3036 4 года назад +8

    “They’ll cut anything” YEAH INCLUDING MY SCALP 🤣

    • @therunawayarchive3036
      @therunawayarchive3036 4 года назад

      Well I was almost right it’s my ear. Dammit how am I supposed to play telephone now?!

  • @maskol2731
    @maskol2731 4 года назад +18

    Node: *cuts off ear*
    Also Node: Just put some Neosporin on that

  • @ronaguimalan
    @ronaguimalan 4 года назад +8

    3:35 I can’t stop laughing!

  • @arnoldohernandez4439
    @arnoldohernandez4439 4 года назад +14

    10 thousend Years later, but so good that you came back i missed you😭🙏

  • @dendeplaysoverwatch4006
    @dendeplaysoverwatch4006 4 года назад +1

    You played this character so well, the entire setting and everything is so amazing honestly

  • @Vitoria.leonardi1
    @Vitoria.leonardi1 4 года назад +40

    "hm i cut of ur ear" hm yeah nice man is fine

  • @austinslater9549
    @austinslater9549 4 года назад +21

    Ah yes, dismemberment ASMR. My happy place 😂

  • @annierose7244
    @annierose7244 4 года назад +7

    Haaaa!!! Good job on covering the blurriness. “Oh your feeling dizzy?”. Spot on!

  • @NewWaveEnthusiast
    @NewWaveEnthusiast 2 года назад +6

    The humor is top notch! Great video Node!

  • @christinamasberg
    @christinamasberg 4 года назад +8

    when you said 'cutting lawn' I thought you'd give us a very special lawnmower asmr experience 😂😂

  • @lucke5986
    @lucke5986 4 года назад +56

    He’s growing a beard and I’m here like 😍😍

  • @celesteleon5092
    @celesteleon5092 4 года назад +18

    I'm really excited that you're back

  • @animestan231
    @animestan231 4 года назад +12

    Was I the only one who jumped a little when the blood came out at 5:45 😂

  • @maleficent6881
    @maleficent6881 4 года назад +10

    “I want to make you comfortable”😂😂😂

  • @caralmk
    @caralmk 4 года назад +10

    Next day he be like
    "Look you know, I been reattaching some body parts with some tape and it worked great, so it's gonna work on others. Im a doctor now."

  • @pikachusie
    @pikachusie 3 года назад +8

    I'm trying to sleep and you have me busting up 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
    I CAN'T STOP
    You're a great asmrtist and actor

  • @Jacksparrow-vq8gd
    @Jacksparrow-vq8gd 4 года назад +24

    I love node he's so creative :)

  • @ongkedek-2328
    @ongkedek-2328 4 года назад +28

    It's okay, you new, I got it. No problem, at least I got my haircut, no more bad hair day they said :)

  • @AnnieLiuMusic
    @AnnieLiuMusic 4 года назад +1

    bro the way you tried not to laugh during the ear part LMAOO

  • @twwizzler9220
    @twwizzler9220 4 года назад +18

    barb didn't get me a beer I'm disappointed!

  • @thattyeagain7132
    @thattyeagain7132 4 года назад +13

    I'd love to a see a Klaus from The Umbrella Academy roleplay. I feel like you could embody his character really well !!! (New subscriber here )

  • @lisabeaumont
    @lisabeaumont 4 года назад +1

    That was RIDICULOUS! I’ve no idea how this ended up in my feed but I’m glad it did - I couldn’t stop laughing!

  • @themittenfireshow3597
    @themittenfireshow3597 Год назад +2

    “I had to cut off your frontal lobe” is the last thing you’d want to hear from your hairdresser

  • @londoner71
    @londoner71 4 года назад +8

    Holy Moly! This is the first time I'm glad I'm bald! 😂🤣😂

  • @elk1827
    @elk1827 4 года назад +6

    Dave’s hair salon and garage
    My brain: Jone’s BBQ and foot massage!

  • @florperez4864
    @florperez4864 4 года назад +14

    8:10 the unfocusing from the camera came at a perfect time !

  • @samanthaspencer5596
    @samanthaspencer5596 4 года назад +1

    "Well, I already messed up." Me when I cut my own hair every time. Loving this character. Hilarious and relaxing!

  • @snorlaxhug
    @snorlaxhug 4 года назад +17

    that’s an unusual torture session

  • @johnslife4993
    @johnslife4993 2 года назад +4

    The fact that you’re 29 yet you look 19 is amazing to me!

  • @Rjsipad
    @Rjsipad 4 года назад +1

    asmr node always comes in clutch for thanksgviging or christmas been here since 20k gang gang

  • @trinitymcintier6144
    @trinitymcintier6144 4 года назад +5

    This is gold. You really need to be an actor lool

  • @italiano4296
    @italiano4296 4 года назад +5

    Me: mom can we go to the hair salon
    mom: we have hair salon at home
    the hair salon at home:

  • @moonlitrose3670
    @moonlitrose3670 4 года назад +1

    This is the funniest yet most relaxing ASMR video I’ve ever watched😂😂😂please do more

  • @david195335
    @david195335 4 года назад +2

    This was creative and he’s really cute too. Missed him making videos. Always more interesting to watch than to fall asleep to tho lol

  • @jakeperkins6725
    @jakeperkins6725 4 года назад +54

    Ngl seeing pit hair is hot 🥵

    • @riahzwrld
      @riahzwrld 4 года назад +14

      go touch some grass 💀✋🏾

    • @thatweirdbwah_
      @thatweirdbwah_ 3 года назад +10

      @@riahzwrld PLEASE

  • @Wocksession
    @Wocksession 4 года назад +8

    Node really out did him self this video😂

  • @alisonsoifer4191
    @alisonsoifer4191 4 года назад +10

    You made me laugh hysterically!

  • @Hacasad
    @Hacasad 4 года назад +15

    Well it was really hard to leave a review with only the 3 fingers you left me, one eye, and my frontal lobe missing but I think I did it 😂🤪

  • @YnavesWarrior
    @YnavesWarrior 4 года назад +7

    An icon of roleplaying

  • @ArianaGramsci
    @ArianaGramsci 4 года назад +2

    I am listening as I work and it's so entertaining! Very relaxing but also a lot of fun hahaha

  • @Diana-111
    @Diana-111 4 года назад

    I wasn’t sure what to expect from this video but this is golden! Thank you!

  • @danielisokay9353
    @danielisokay9353 4 года назад +1

    YESSS!!!! HES BACK! HES UPLOADING MORE! 2020 IS GETTING BETTER!

  • @alyssahovenden7
    @alyssahovenden7 4 года назад +2

    This is the funniest asmr I've ever seen 😂

  • @losgamerveratvgg6220
    @losgamerveratvgg6220 4 года назад +4

    Bro, I love ur ASMRs, keep it up!

  • @genesisclark5901
    @genesisclark5901 4 года назад +8

    is he.... ACTIVE? ITS A MIRACLE

  • @AnnaWoods
    @AnnaWoods 4 года назад +3

    3:39 some excellent Harry Potter extendable-ears content right there

  • @thatorientalkid9509
    @thatorientalkid9509 4 года назад +2

    Far from my sleeping time, but I can’t wait to watch this later 😂😂😂

  • @uwumistakesaremade8413
    @uwumistakesaremade8413 4 года назад +1

    HE WAS TALKING INTO THE CUT OFF EAR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I CANT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joeysantiago9598
    @joeysantiago9598 4 года назад

    Person losing all his limbs and it's like this is fine, your voice is so soothing

  • @crystaltrocar5237
    @crystaltrocar5237 4 года назад

    The asmr video we have all been waiting for

  • @Mr._Jake
    @Mr._Jake 4 года назад +4

    i really love your creativity, it's incredible! 😍 greetings, your Blender/Java - freak 🙋‍♂️

  • @Pamella951
    @Pamella951 4 года назад +8

    HE'S SO FUNNY IM DYING

  • @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641
    @ab6ixblindforloveismyultja641 4 года назад +2

    The image of a random blood-splattered crazy-eyed thumbnail popped up on my subscription feed and I lost it. 🤣

  • @katiehamlin5012
    @katiehamlin5012 4 года назад +1

    I've never been so relaxed.....and anxious at the same time 🙃🙃☠️🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @baobailee6819
    @baobailee6819 4 года назад +11

    Imagine squirting the blood and then messing up the video so you have to restart😭😭🤚

  • @TNVGAMING
    @TNVGAMING 4 года назад +1

    For a guy who's hair is over a foot long. . . this vid went from relaxing to anxious fast. 😳😂

  • @Jedi_pup
    @Jedi_pup 4 года назад +5

    node, your killing it!

  • @averywells3359
    @averywells3359 4 года назад +4

    5/5 on Yelp, would definitely go to Dave again 👂👁🫀🫁👄👃

  • @Nir1995
    @Nir1995 2 года назад

    Came in all together left limping and damn I couldn't even cry my eyes were taped together thank you it was relaxing 😌🤷🏽‍♂️😭😂😂

  • @cecilyerker
    @cecilyerker 4 года назад +2

    Plot twist: you’re a latex Halloween prop body and you’re fine, he can just glue you back together

  • @betoo4267
    @betoo4267 4 года назад +1

    Five stars for the interpretation, direction and script ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @joeyharwood1086
    @joeyharwood1086 4 года назад

    Keep these videos coming Node these are super sleepy!

  • @Escort1990x
    @Escort1990x 4 года назад

    I’m so glad you are back uploading during these crappy times. The characters accents and stories always bring a smile to my face. Also you’re looking hot in the vest 🤤😘 x

  • @lista_-kz7gz
    @lista_-kz7gz 2 года назад

    I laughed so hard at the talking into the chopped off ear😭😂
    “Here, I’m gonna cotton-swab your face.”

  • @marriedtomikey
    @marriedtomikey 4 года назад +1

    this is surprisingly so good wth