Ivan: "Dont you agree?" Me: "Ye-" Ivan: "Shut up, sit back" Me: "oh.. ok then" This was great. I loved the humor. Accent was amazing. All in all, 10/10.
The accent is well done indeed. Russian leaves out articles, as in "put book on table" and you got this. I've seen a few role plays of yours. You are a quite the believable actor. Love your stuff.
So here in Russia we call it "gopnik" if it's only one Ivan and "gopniki" if there are a lot of Ivans (the worst situation lol) Welcome to our beautiful and amazing world :') Also great accent and all that stuff. Sub!!
In the beginning I thought that this would be a very one-dimensional character. Turns out its the best character Ive ever seen in an ASMR video! Great work :)
I actually got an ASMR ADVERTISMENT for this video!!! Finally, for once my eardrums aren't destroyed when I click on an Asmr video because of the advertisement.
FML, I always use ASMR vids for background noise while I work but I always end up watching your vids instead of doing other stuff. You are such QUALITY; a true gem.
'Loosen up you're tense like dog' I weeped a little bit 😂 loved the character you're an amazing actor. Keep up the amazing work! You're by far my favorite asmr youtuber
'Alright, we start with head massage now. For this, I need to you to sit back & relax. Aright, we begin. Shut up now. Loosen you, you are tense like dog.' Lmfao! That actually made me LOL.
When you brought out the tiny fork and little handkerchief, I couldn't help but laugh. They're so smol and cute; it wasn't expected. Keep us the amazing work. Your videos are really nice!
This is really a high quality roleplay I love this video and I can't wait for that mobster part 2 you owe tony money even that hippy one was cool too your roleplay's are original and very relaxing which is why I subbed
I wanna paint him. He's so fucking cute as it is, but everything about his outfit to the emotion in his face in this video is perfect because it gives off such a strange mood, but the lighting makes it so much more interesting. I love it.
This is definitely one of my favorites! Thank you so much for the time and effort put in to each of your videos! I'm most definitely amused and relaxed
dude your acting is so damn good, jesus ive been seeing your other stuff as well and you are 1. very good at the accents you choose, and 2. amazing at having the capability to swap and have a diverse voice set keep it up man its great
You are seriously good at this, man...consistently good quality videos and a great grasp of how to trigger people's ASMR...BIG props and keep it up. Subscribed
Newly gained fan, found you through the Monster roleplay and couldn't stop cracking up! Loved your Hippie one too! Your acting and accents are amazing :) Not even a minute in and I'm laughing so hard. Thank you very much, Mr.Node :) I can't wait for more videos!
I love how much you get into each character's personality, it must take a lot of effort to pull them off. Also I love that I can both relax and laugh with your roleplays, you are doing great.
I love all your videos but mostly your role play videos. They make me laugh and you need as many laughs as you can get. You put so much effort into these videos and I very much appreciate it.
Good job!! =) Хорошая работа! Nishtyak!!! B) I like your role plays,your acting and your voice!! Thank you for mentioning Vodka!! I forgot to buy it today! (( I couldn't relax without it! Like to watch ASMR videos drinking vodka and scratching the head of my bear)))
I found you like a few weeks ago and was in the first 3xxx subscribers, now you already passed the 10.000!!! Congrats! You're deffo my new favourite artist :)
Must have seen this at least 10 times already and love it! not only is he cute as hell, but he's got the acting down and the voice, with a little comedy thrown in and good triggers. This and the Vinny the Collector should be recurring ASMR Characters
I laughed hard and still got relaxed lmao, plus I’m French and all the video I imagined how he would do like Jean-Pierre the French man and I laughed harder imagining him bitting in a baguette
This reminds me of the kid at my highschool who pretended he was russian all four years except for the last day of school.
What the hell lmao what happened after
Kaliya The Kitty I wouldn't be able to keep that up for four years lmao
Hilary Ng The last day of school he dropped the accent and wore a Hawaiian shirt to school. I kid you not.
Natalie Janine Neither would I!
dude what the hell hahaha
For 4 years? no way!!
"Why are you so tense" as he holds two knives in front of your face
Oh gosh- this should be interesting.
+Brianne Partington what
Angrybirds 17 what fun!
I just don't understand why anyone would be tense when there's a knife in front of their face. It doesn't make any sense
Humpty Dumpty gay
Finnaly, someone who gets it; russians have relaxing voices. I don't know what it is, i think it's the accent.
This is true
Type in Russian mobster roleplay and click the blonde guy in a suit you won't be dissapointed
@@lindathetford3776 uh
@@woohooo7634 sorry I forgot his name so I gave a description of the thumbnail
@@lindathetford3776 its fine. was just trying to say that it was weird....
This is hilarious. 😭😭😭😂😂😂💀💀💀
"dont you think i have relaxing personality"
*"Shut up sit back"*
Tiffany he read that for me when i found this comment
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better same
Dudee🤣😂😂
RRRanyway
He’s Russian of course -.-
Ivan: "Dont you agree?"
Me: "Ye-"
Ivan: "Shut up, sit back"
Me: "oh.. ok then"
This was great. I loved the humor. Accent was amazing. All in all, 10/10.
I agree
I love how he asked you a question then proceeds to tell you to shut up
its because we said no.
"I need a light beverage" *chugs the whole bottle of vodka*
russians
this is a light beverage to us
unless you wanna know about our 2 liters of light beer that we also have on backup
+Mamimi Samejima I chase my vodka with vodka, am I part russian yet?
Vy Huynh Probably water replacing vodka, ASMRERS usually do not get drunk during their sessions.
The new year's party I go to every year has a bunch of Russian people and they never have vodka I am honestly so disappointed in my people.
Plot twist Ivan is the person that owed Tony money
I like his hands.
+Ashley Clark I liek your face.
Not. huehue
He blew 29,99$ on svedka
Lmao yess
I don't know, Ivan looks like the kind of guy NOBODY mess with.
"Shut up now" I'm pissing. I'm trying to relax but I can't stop laughing 😂
Follow-up: I ended up falling asleep to this! Thank you ^_^
Teddy ASMR I end up waking up in the toilet after a 3 hour nap. I think I have hamroids now.
@@okluminous566 EHEW HAHAHA 😂😂😂
"It is sharp enough to cut through bones... I mean wrapping paper." so funny and I was strangely relaxed when he pulled out the knife.
I can't tell if I'm extremely attracted to this guy or really scared
both
+Polar Bear Bipolar bear
+Matt Smith Looks like someone has the downs.
At War With Oceania lol
+Matt Smith I like your joke
I'm relaxed by how unrelaxing Ivan is but how he doesn't realize it and he's sincerely trying to get me to relax
I guess it's good trade off🍾
@@octaviusgalacticus2253 shut up, sit back
"don't you agree? Shut up!" 😂 Congrats on another amazing roleplay!
that was my favorite part 😂
i read this as soon as that part came
There were so many funny moments.
dis good knife, it sharp enough to cut through bone... I mean wrapping paper.
Scorp Lash didnt he say to cut bomb... i mean...
Node: Shut up and listen to noises
Me: Are you gonna kill me or s- Node: *pulls out bigger knife*
Me: Oh sHIT
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Ok peppa bitch
As I Russian/Ukrainian myself I must say that`s a good accent here! Great job!!!!! and awesome content!!!
+Sasha ASMR привет :)
Jestem trochę polski ale cieszę się, że widzi innego Słowianin
Ikr?!? The only thing that triggers me is the fact that he's pronouncing the name wrong 😅..........oh and also.......... ЗдРаВСтвуЙ СесТРа
I'm confused though, is ASMR Node part Russian? я не понимаю....
I love the face you keep throughout this video. It's literally the face I make when I have to be around people
Dallas Mims ME
Same
People? I've been in quarintine for 135 days
U a girl or boy honey
@@AV-ff4hr lol ew gender
(Fir ‘I don’t want to get shade’ reasons this is a joke)
The accent is well done indeed. Russian leaves out articles, as in "put book on table" and you got this. I've seen a few role plays of yours. You are a quite the believable actor. Love your stuff.
I feel like 2017 needs an arts and crafts with Ivan video. Cutesy arts and crafts, of course. Maybe make some paper snowflakes.
theswisswereright yes!!!
Theswisswereright about what tho
Definitely
Wow 2017 was such a long timr ago
In America
You get tingles
In Soviet Russia
*Tingles get you.*
kwale33 I just imagined a human tingle getting my while I am sleeping....spooky
In Soviet Union we get tingles...
Is it wired its 666 likes on this
Влядь not Soviet Russia humoe
*scared running from soviet tingles *
This dude is like a male ASMRrequests. Very high production quality and great acting skills. 👍
true!
exactly!!!
I thought the same, both fantastic at what they do
Guys. I really love him.
only he's consistent
The lighting is really nice tbh. I haven't seen much videos with this kind of lighting! 🌹
Check out Phoenician Sailor he's got a few videos like this.
I spot Violet chacki! One of my faves
Naomi and Violet are my favourite queens omg.
+wves they're honestly my fashion icons
Naomi's scarecrow look and Violet's season 8 finale look are iconic tbh
So here in Russia we call it "gopnik" if it's only one Ivan and "gopniki" if there are a lot of Ivans (the worst situation lol)
Welcome to our beautiful and amazing world :')
Also great accent and all that stuff. Sub!!
никто не любит, когда Иванов несколько, ха-ха-ха
"Shut up, now."
lmao okay daddy
Lmao
i read "okay daddy" in baby dori's voice
Same.
What the fuck
lmfao literally me
In Soviet Russia vodka drink you
Noah Bucher Yes
In Russia comment reads you
No only a soft drinker would say that
In Soveit Russia, cartoon watch you
in Soviet Russia gravity obeys you
Please bring back ivan, I'm genuinely in love with this character
Matthias Tan same 😭
Same
"Sharp enough to cut through BONE... I mean, wrapping paper"
sides in orbit
I would love to see this character make a return this video is awesome
Im Soviet Russia, you tingle asmr.
VirtualInsanity in mother Russia you VILL tingle asmr.
In tingle soviet asmr russia you
In the beginning I thought that this would be a very one-dimensional character. Turns out its the best character Ive ever seen in an ASMR video! Great work :)
I actually got an ASMR ADVERTISMENT for this video!!! Finally, for once my eardrums aren't destroyed when I click on an Asmr video because of the advertisement.
Assata nkosi OMG YASS
Which ad
YOU LEGEND
69 likes
Still 69 likes
In vodka soviet you drinks Russia.
Ah Vadim I see you have been hitting the vodka
Kraken5050 No he hits the Russia
In drink vodka soviet russia you
*seems like everyones drunk down here*
In Soviet vodka russia drinks you
The constant stank face had me dying XD
4:48 I saw that cut. I wonder what went down.
Ivan: *....That burns like hell. Mother of god. Holy shit. I can't breathe.*
TheDrNegative what
?
The video cuts in 4.49 soo that's what he might have said
Ohhh editing cut... I thought you meant one of the knives 🤦♀️😅
FML, I always use ASMR vids for background noise while I work but I always end up watching your vids instead of doing other stuff. You are such QUALITY; a true gem.
Have you done theater before? You're a pretty good actor.
Nah, never really got a chance to do much of that in school, I was always stuck in the band room lol
You've got acting talent for sure.
Thank you :)
+Asmr Node you make my ears wet thanks
+Asmr Node This was funny, I loved it! You should do more videos with this accent 😂
I wonder how GentleWhispering feels about your accent XD
That's what I was thinking😂😂
she would prob laugh
Oh boy... I think I'd rather not know lol 😂
I bet she would laugh. She used to sometimes put on a really heavy accent for effect in her older videos
True!
The third knife is that jawline, boy is that sharp! Really good video by the way, it gave me some pretty nice tingles.
'Loosen up you're tense like dog' I weeped a little bit 😂 loved the character you're an amazing actor. Keep up the amazing work! You're by far my favorite asmr youtuber
Ivan: *pulls out knife* "relax. Your tense as dog."
Me: "o...k... I'll t- *faints from anxiety* "
'Alright, we start with head massage now. For this, I need to you to sit back & relax. Aright, we begin. Shut up now. Loosen you, you are tense like dog.'
Lmfao! That actually made me LOL.
I love this please do a second Ivan's relaxation studio. Literally begging.
*goes to fancy dinner* *proceeds slapping my napkin with fork*
As a person who speaks Russian, roleplays where the person pretends to have a Russian accent are so amusing to me. I don't know. They just. I can't.
i wasn't really sure bout this guy for a while, but he's actually really good at what he does. Thanks Node
When you brought out the tiny fork and little handkerchief, I couldn't help but laugh. They're so smol and cute; it wasn't expected. Keep us the amazing work. Your videos are really nice!
Absolutely love Ivan.Awesome job with using items that are not typical during asmr.Please continue to make amazing videos.
It's very strange to look this video when you really from Russia...
i like your face.
+Cyrus Gomez this guy is either bathing in the glory or finds it uncomfortably strange.
+CB Cat Jup. Tbh he is good in making ASMR-video's.
lol?
E
Kinda fucking creepy don’t ya think
in Soviet russia, shoulders massage you
why is this fucking hot
+apfoodin lol
Oh Omah if your cool with fucking a 6'5 frog I'm down
because russian
Yup!! Hard to watch. QUITE LITERALLY...
You are the most handsome man I ever see doing ASMR, you are so handsome omg.
Check out PuddingWhispers &.....damnit, what's the other guys' name? TahubanASMR? Something very similar to that. TabuhanASMR, I think.
I'm not even homosexual, but I agree, he's handsome
dont forget MaleAsmruk
Yaaaas
Indeed
Plot Twist: Ivan is actually Vinny in disguise collecting the $20 + interest 😂 He had to get a little creative in order to get Tony's money
Lol yes!
Percy Muocha MAKE IT CANNON
Percy Muocha BOI PLANNED IT
Or he IS Tony
I WANT
This is really a high quality roleplay I love this video and I can't wait for that mobster part 2 you owe tony money even that hippy one was cool too your roleplay's are original and very relaxing which is why I subbed
"Shut up now." "Loosen up you are tense like dog" you are hilarious
I wanna paint him. He's so fucking cute as it is, but everything about his outfit to the emotion in his face in this video is perfect because it gives off such a strange mood, but the lighting makes it so much more interesting. I love it.
I really enjoyed this video, the pink and green lighting was very relaxing to me and I love your role plays!!! You're such a good actor :)
"shut up now"
Ok sir
"Cut through bones-I mean uhh wrapping paper." 😂 loved the new character
This is definitely one of my favorites! Thank you so much for the time and effort put in to each of your videos! I'm most definitely amused and relaxed
"i just love getting together with the girls, and having a good time"
I got like five screenshots of him blinking because he does one eye before the other and that means a funny photo
HA I love it! 😂
Damn now it's bothering me
how do u notice this
I noticed it first time he blinked, probably because I was looking DEEP INTO HIS EYES
Almost true Slav asmr, but I recommend following the boris route and do two hour semechki eating session.
Squid Burton
eyyyy fellow Life of Boris fan ;D
Blyat! I've found 2 comrades!!
Yeaaaah comrades here ! Cyka blyat !
dude your acting is so damn good, jesus ive been seeing your other stuff as well and you are 1. very good at the accents you choose, and 2. amazing at having the capability to swap and have a diverse voice set
keep it up man its great
1:27 every. dentist. ever
You are seriously good at this, man...consistently good quality videos and a great grasp of how to trigger people's ASMR...BIG props and keep it up. Subscribed
Ivan: relax lol
Mosquito in my room: I don't think so
one of my new favourite asmr creators, i love your unique take on roleplays, sense of humour and use of asmr triggers!
Newly gained fan, found you through the Monster roleplay and couldn't stop cracking up! Loved your Hippie one too! Your acting and accents are amazing :)
Not even a minute in and I'm laughing so hard.
Thank you very much, Mr.Node :)
I can't wait for more videos!
*mobster, gosh darn autocorrect ;0;
Thank you! I appreciate it :)
Asmr Node Oh wow! I never thought you'd actually reply :D That makes me so happy. You're very welcome! I can't wait to see how much your channel grows
I love how much you get into each character's personality, it must take a lot of effort to pull them off. Also I love that I can both relax and laugh with your roleplays, you are doing great.
Not only was this relaxing, it was also entertaining 😂 good job!
I love all your videos but mostly your role play videos. They make me laugh and you need as many laughs as you can get. You put so much effort into these videos and I very much appreciate it.
Good job!! =) Хорошая работа! Nishtyak!!! B) I like your role plays,your acting and your voice!! Thank you for mentioning Vodka!! I forgot to buy it today! (( I couldn't relax without it! Like to watch ASMR videos drinking vodka and scratching the head of my bear)))
Lol! Thanks for this comment 😂
I found you like a few weeks ago and was in the first 3xxx subscribers, now you already passed the 10.000!!! Congrats! You're deffo my new favourite artist :)
0:50 - "shut up now"
Ok this dude is my spirit animal
This is genuinely great content. Usually roleplays don't relax me but this is amazing! You are great, keep up the good work :)
"Need light beverage..."
*pulls out a whole fracking bottle of vodka*
This is nice to watch before bed..I've had a stressful week and this helped me sleep better
10/10 best Russian accent ever. I wonder what Maria would say?
I think it’s wonderful
I love your sass in these roleplays. ♡♡♡ Keep em coming man! Thanks for another awesome vid! So many tingles!
Must have seen this at least 10 times already and love it! not only is he cute as hell, but he's got the acting down and the voice, with a little comedy thrown in and good triggers. This and the Vinny the Collector should be recurring ASMR Characters
This is an excellent role play! Fun character, relaxing accent, fantastic triggers, funny and great production value. Hope you do more like this!
Gopnik ASMR
Yes comrad bring out your vodka and start squating
Don’t forget the Sashlik and the kvass
You do great U.S.S.R accent, comrade.
Jokes on you, I find threats relaxing
lmao i love how the video turns kinda cutesy towards the end, with the flower cloth and the arts and crafts
Ivan's a cinnamon roll on the inside
This video was brilliant! I quite like Ivan, the character is abrupt yet relaxing. We may be in need of some more Ivan videos :3
"Shut up now"
Okay, geez
Right stand outside until I ask you to come back in! Behavior like that does not belong in a class room!
You have such a talent with these.. love this roleplay, you're now one of my favourite ASMRtist's.
You seem like you'd be a really fun person to hang out with. These vids are gold!
I feel like you're gonna end up being one of the community's greats
Me: *continuously tries to relax, can't stop laughing*
Ivan: SHUT UP 🗡🔪
me: 😨😶
also me:😂
I'd laugh if he was actually Russian and he talks like this and he just puts on act through all his other videos
I'm dying for the haircut role play! The wait is killing me!
I love how original all your characters are! They're so unique, it's amazing! ☺️❤️
Love it!
I can definitely see the Phoenician sailor influences with the colored light on either side of your face. Good stuff man
This is pure gold and also very funny! Thank you so much for your great work sir. Instantly subscribed, liked and shared the video!
Haha love it. "I have relaxing qualities dont you agree? .... Shut up" 😂😂couldn't stop laughing lol
Ok sorry what i meant to say is this video hilarious the second knife came out his intro for it lol
I laughed hard and still got relaxed lmao, plus I’m French and all the video I imagined how he would do like Jean-Pierre the French man and I laughed harder imagining him bitting in a baguette