I’m glad someone pointed that out because that is every mall in Austin Texas. If they aren’t between the hot topic and forever 21 then they’re right in front of the stores so no matter what you get stuck there 😹
I love how the first “fastest asmr” video was just asmr but fast and now it’s evolved into a bunch of insane people speaking softly while making crazy eyes at the camera
"Spicy takis for My spicy little child" "Just like chocolate milk comes from.brown cows" Those 2 lines killed me 😂😂 Another amazing video, loved it!!!!
@@Horchataaa I think it means something which has been passed down from your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents 😊
"i read an article that if you cut the crust off you will have worse SAT score" "hold your lunchbox really straight" "don't loose this spoon it's a family airloom" "and some takis for my" *pause* "spicy child" this mom role play had me dying! great video gibi lots of tingles🥰
Everyone quoting "spicy child", or the fact your mom doesn't know if you're allergic, but I personally find most hilarious her giving away a family heirloom for her child to put it in their mouth
I think she just said it was an heirloom so that the “child” doesn’t loose the spoon. But if you were joking already and I didn’t catch anything I’m just sorry man you never know on the Internet
“Welcome to the bathroom, how was your experience so far?” Is probably my favourite line outta this whole series. Just how friendly it is. It’s nice lol
i’m allergic to peanuts and the other day my sister offered me a reese’s cup and i just started at her for a few seconds so in conclusion it’s honestly not that unrealistic 💀
I am once again offering more ideas so that this series can continue: tattoo artist, piercer, personal stylist, kidnapper, wedding planner, surgeon, car salesperson, director, room service, sports announcer, blind date, toy store, pet store (ft satine?) edit: i would like to clarify that the kidnapper idea was inspired by Goodnight Moon who has an ASMR Marauder Steals You Away video on her channel
no but that's realistic tbh i once asked my mom if im allergic to anything and she told me to wait a second and called my doctor to ask her lol turns out im not allergic but that was funny xd
the fastest asmr always strikes such a perfect balance between being totally unhinged and also giving me mad tingles lmao. thanks for another great video gibi, and for giving me the phrase "i'm going to listen to your eyeballs"
So true I watch the whole series again like every week and sometimes like every few days when I'm feeling sleep deprived cuz I always stay up really late and I watch Gibi's asmrs to go to sleep and sometimes I just watch this series for the lols and then watch a different asmr and go to bed lol. And by I go to sleep late like 5 days out of the week at like 4:30. The others days I do all nighters
Being called the spicy child is probably the best compliment my mum could ever give me. Who wants to be the favourite or the brightest child when you could be the spiciest?
I came up with some names for these 'characters' Perfume Shop: Ellie Mom: Cassandra Office Worker: Valerie Jeweler: Veronica Bathroom attendant: Candy Eyebrow Artist: Emma Meditation Session: Amber Orbital Exam: Kennedy Couples Therapist: Melissa
SOME triggers that can be found in this video! 💐1:27 Glass perfume bottle tapping 💐2:45 Perfume bottle tapping 2 💐3:01 pressing on the perfume pump (spraying noises, kinda) 💐3:11 lots of spraying sounds, all around ☎️3:37 keyboard typing sounds ☎️3:59 marker writing sounds ☎️4:45 stapler sounds, stapling ☎️4:57 more keyboard typing 🏠6:17 yogurt touching, shaking and squeezing 🏠6:32 caprisun touching, squeezing 🏠6:40 tapping on the container and paper lid of our dessert 🏠7:05 writing sounds 💍7:39 playing with a bracelet - sounds a little like tapping 💍8:03 same as last but doesnt sound like tapping as much i'll make a part 2 later, im falling asleep lol
If another “fastest” ASMR video is made, here’s some ideas because I’m bored -Fastest dance lesson (maybe salsa) -Fastest dad, comes with milk -Fastest imaginary friend creation (basically build-a-bear, but imaginary 🤷♂️) -Fastest rocket launch -Fastest origami making -Fastest driving test -Fastest horseback riding lesson Idk if she’s done any of these yet, just some thoughts while watching
Sometimes,some certain perfumes can cause me headache and make my skin irritated,so I wanted to know how it’s like when you come in touch to a perfume you're allergic to?I want to know if I'm allergic or is it normal to have a headache due to some perfumes. Sorry,if I sound dumb.
some ideas for another fastest asmr: baker pet store stylist magician candy store movie director radio station (weather report, traffic, etc) party planner Also this was an amazing video 😊
Offering more ideas to use (if you want to): -toys r us -build a bear -candle store -camp counselor -daycare -Makeup store -baking -painting -electrician Hope This Helps ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍
I think she kinda got stuck mid sentence because she realised she couldn't say 'boy' or 'girl' or anything along those lines because different kinds of viewers and such. It was a nice improvisation for sure
I wasn't expecting a plotline throughout, but that reveal in couples therapy really tied everything together in an interesting way. It makes me want to go back and watch all of the other vids in the Fastest ASMR series.
I wanted to take a nap but I was genuinely laughing out loud. the mom, eyebrows, and orbital segments got me so bad. the part that broke me was when the mom pulled at a caprisun and then said "next we have your daily intake of fruit". I sat there for a solid minute just rewinding "eyebrows are the window of the face"
Did anyone else catch the Brandon Rogers reference in the Office Worker portion of the video when asks if we're going to Janet's baby shower?? It was absolutely brilliant and I loved it! "Fuck off Janet. I'm not going to your goddamn baby shower!"
i've come to the conclusion that gibi is like barbie, she literally does everything, YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE!!! btw gibi I love u so much and i love ur vids
I was stuck in traffic for an hour after work tonight due to an accident on the freeway and was listening to your 'fast ASMR' episodes on Spotify in the car (including this one) and they were such a good distraction and made the time go by so fast! They made me laugh out loud while also being soothing but not putting me to sleep. I've never fallen asleep to the 'fast ASMR' episodes but they are super helpful when you're stuck in traffic! So i had to come find the video and let you know haha
Can we all appreciate how much time and effort she puts into these. She makes sooo many of them and I reckon it would take a good couple hours if not more to make the videos and then having to edit and stuff. Basically she deserves the support
Gibi: “You… hate your partners eyebrows?” Me: *angry scoff* Also if you do another one of these you could do like a fastest Fortune Teller/Tarot Reading unless you already have my memory sucks ;v;
Omg! What if she becomes one of those mechanical fortune tellers? I forgot their name, but they’re super creepy looking 😂 beautiful idea, bless your heart ❤️
Well. He could have been on the toilet because he ate cheese and he had to digest it (in a public bathroom lol). My sister was lactose intolerant, and she figured that out the hard way. Turns out she just gluten free.
Story: First, early in the morning, you go to the perfume store to check out some, um, perfume. After, you work a quick morning shift at your main job and head home to wake up and prepare your child for school. Then you go to the jewelry store to get some jewelry for that special someone. Then you work your part-time job as a bathroom attendant just for some extra cash. Then you use that cash to get your eyebrows done. After looking just, SO good, you start to get a little stressed out about your day, so you head to a little meditation site you found on Groupon and meditate. But then your eyes start to hurt. But the the eye doctor makes sure your orbitals are ok. Then before you give that piece of jewelry to your loved one, you make sure that your relationship is going the right way. The END!
Thanks Helix for sponsoring! Go to helixsleep.com/gibi to get up to $200 off your mattress, plus two free pillows!
FIRST!
Nice video
HI GIBI
One of the timestamps says “officer worker”
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“Hello, welcome to the perfume shop also known as the tiny cubicle between this malls hot topic and the dying forever 21” lol that part killed me
ikr not enough people are talking about that
There’s a mall I got to where, I kid you not, that is the description of the perfume shop
I’m glad someone pointed that out because that is every mall in Austin Texas. If they aren’t between the hot topic and forever 21 then they’re right in front of the stores so no matter what you get stuck there 😹
The dying forever 21 is tru tho
@@maxiisasmr3449 ikr 😭
I love how the first “fastest asmr” video was just asmr but fast and now it’s evolved into a bunch of insane people speaking softly while making crazy eyes at the camera
But it's still relaxing
487 likes and only one komment? Let me make it two😊
Lol, but still relaxing
and it still makes you tingle 😭😂
@@shruthis3783fr
"Gives you notes of... smelling good." Incredible, very professional, would come back. 10/10.
Ikr 🤣
🍞👍
yup the queen should hire
10/10 it’s giving me free stuff by letting me test it
Ikr 10/10 the notes smell amazing
gibi: "we could just do a nice body mist if u wanna be a little more subtle"
also gibi: *aggressively sprays the body mist all over us*
*subtle*
@@tbnrcreator.official yes aggressive but subtle
I literally read this coincidentally with her saying this idek how
@@tbnrcreator.official Gibi : are you allergic to peanuts?
Me: no
Gibi: okay
"Spicy takis for My spicy little child"
"Just like chocolate milk comes from.brown cows"
Those 2 lines killed me 😂😂
Another amazing video, loved it!!!!
@@Dedpions wait what
Time stamp for both?
@@Lucas52931 6:48
@@Dedpions wht
@@Dedpions yummy
the “don’t lose this spoon it’s a family heirloom” really hit home for me 🤣👌🏼
Grammy stole it from the gulaug
What does heirloom mean ?
@@Horchataaa I think it means something which has been passed down from your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandparents 😊
@@Mailjeannierose2 oh thanks for telling me!
this is the funniest gibi asmr yet for me
I absolutely died when she said that she heard that cutting off the crusts will give your son a low sat score. That’s exactly how my mom would act
me; mom that’s not true
my mom; no it is, i read an article about it on facebook
Tru faxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Me:loving the mom roleplay and wanting to see more of the mom character
Also me: This video was made 9 months ago 👁 👄 👁
when your 11 months late:👁👄👁
Also 11 months late :,)
Im a whole year late :)
@@crezmy1122 frrr
Me when I like this comment but I see it is 7 months old 👁👄👁
"i read an article that if you cut the crust off you will have worse SAT score"
"hold your lunchbox really straight"
"don't loose this spoon it's a family airloom"
"and some takis for my" *pause* "spicy child"
this mom role play had me dying!
great video gibi lots of tingles🥰
Same here
Haha the spicy child 🌶
I was 201
Heirloom
@@MG-Raiden your right my bad! i am horrible at spelling and grammar so sorry about that 😅
this series has reminded me how many jobs there really are in the world and how anything can be asmr if you try
So true
Exactly 👌🏻
Exactly there's so much potential within every person and every medium of expression. Meaning infinite options and ways to relate to each other!
Fastest ASMR give me 0 tingles, don't understand how people find it appealing.
True ! ૮꒰⸝⸝ᐢ - ᐢ⸝⸝꒱ა🌸
“Just like chocolate milk comes from brown cows” GIBI LMAO IM DYING
What bruh. How is this funny🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
May your soul rest in peace bruh 😔
That kinda sounds racist btw 😜.
It's ridiculous how many Americans actually believe that. Look it up
@@MyMusicHarbourage it's in there because a shocking percentage of Americans actually believe it, just a friendly joke no racism intended :)
GIBI: has all of these jobs,Barbie: *sweats nervously
Not funny
@@repo2x wha-
@@repo2xwho shat in your cornflakes
@@repo2x how is it not funny???
@@repo2x
are-...
are you barbie?
Gibi: "We could do this one."
* tries perfume *
"It's just air."
Me: "Yeah, I think I'll go for this one."
And I'll buy the one with limited addition air
@@lucasvasquez4976 same
Love your pfp
@@luckydragon0538 pfp?
@@athenagrace8206 it stands for profile picture
gibi: “are you going to janet’s baby shower?” i lost ittt such a good vine reference
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO CAUGHT IT!!
Yessss was hoping somebody else got it!
Lol
FUCK OFF JANET IM NOT GOING TO YOUR FUCKING BABY SHOWER -Brandon Rogers
f- OFF JANET IM NOT GOING TO YOUR F- BABY SHOWER
Everyone quoting "spicy child", or the fact your mom doesn't know if you're allergic, but I personally find most hilarious her giving away a family heirloom for her child to put it in their mouth
I think she just said it was an heirloom so that the “child” doesn’t loose the spoon. But if you were joking already and I didn’t catch anything I’m just sorry man you never know on the Internet
I have a nut allergy and I was thinking I was being murdered
@@Dedpions mmmm yes
I doubt that’s been washed.
@@Dedpions delicous
“Welcome to the bathroom, how was your experience so far?” Is probably my favourite line outta this whole series. Just how friendly it is. It’s nice lol
Mother Gibi: “are you allergic to peanut butter?”
Me allergic to peanut butter: You should know…👁👄👁
mom's been a bit sloppy lately
armyy
ARMYYYYY
I'm allergic too😩
i’m allergic to peanuts and the other day my sister offered me a reese’s cup and i just started at her for a few seconds so in conclusion it’s honestly not that unrealistic 💀
I am once again offering more ideas so that this series can continue: tattoo artist, piercer, personal stylist, kidnapper, wedding planner, surgeon, car salesperson, director, room service, sports announcer, blind date, toy store, pet store (ft satine?)
edit: i would like to clarify that the kidnapper idea was inspired by Goodnight Moon who has an ASMR Marauder Steals You Away video on her channel
KIDNAPPER-
@@GibiASMR lmaooo
Yes
@@GibiASMR can’t wait for the next one!!
@@GibiASMR XD
The fact that our mother asked if we’re allergic to peanuts is funnier than it should be
Middle child vibes
You were youngest or only child werent you
This joke is funniest as an only child
@@abbyshulman yeah,,,
@@thomasmacdonough288 as a middle or unwanted younger child its less of a joke and more of a reenactment
Mom Gibi: "Are you allergic to peanuts?"
Me: "YOU'RE MY MOTHER"
fax no caps
only smacks
Imagine us being lactose intorelant.
no but that's realistic tbh i once asked my mom if im allergic to anything and she told me to wait a second and called my doctor to ask her lol turns out im not allergic but that was funny xd
“located between this mall’s hot topic and the dying forever 21😃.” i chuckled at that.
same i was just abt to comment abt it
the fastest asmr always strikes such a perfect balance between being totally unhinged and also giving me mad tingles lmao. thanks for another great video gibi, and for giving me the phrase "i'm going to listen to your eyeballs"
Loving the crossover of the previous scenarios at the end, that was smart and pretty funny
These series are by far the most addicting things to rewatch every night.
So true I watch the whole series again like every week and sometimes like every few days when I'm feeling sleep deprived cuz I always stay up really late and I watch Gibi's asmrs to go to sleep and sometimes I just watch this series for the lols and then watch a different asmr and go to bed lol. And by I go to sleep late like 5 days out of the week at like 4:30. The others days I do all nighters
For real
fr
Being called the spicy child is probably the best compliment my mum could ever give me. Who wants to be the favourite or the brightest child when you could be the spiciest?
Now that’s the mindset 👏
when I tell you the “we can do this one . . . it’s just air” KILLED me😩
@BobPlays-Roblox at 3:00
And when she said “it smelt different last week” 🤣
@@twochipmunks3078 LMFAO yes !!!!
~TIMESTAMPS~
0:00 = Helix
1:12 = Perfume Shop
3:25 = Office Worker
5:06 = Mom Gets You Ready
7:25 = Jewelry Store
9:37 = Bathroom Attendant
12:05 = Eyebrow Stylist
14:49 = Meditation Session
16:08 = Orbital Exam
18:54 = Couples Therapy
Goodnight Everyone!
Doesn’t she already have time stamps in the form of chapters?
Thanks
@@Sam-gv9dn yes she does but for some people it’s easier to use the links in the comments
She already has time stamps in the description
@@Sam-gv9dnchapters are auto-generated and the requirements for them are unknown
Source: RUclips Dashboard and Content Upload
i would LOVE a chaotic mom roleplay. my mommy issues were at ease in just those two minutes lmao
Imao same! (Pls don’t take this disc respectfully)
Im sorry u have mommy issues :(
Honesly Same bestie
Y e s
666th like!
I came up with some names for these 'characters'
Perfume Shop: Ellie
Mom: Cassandra
Office Worker: Valerie
Jeweler: Veronica
Bathroom attendant: Candy
Eyebrow Artist: Emma
Meditation Session: Amber
Orbital Exam: Kennedy
Couples Therapist: Melissa
Deserves more like
Wait my name is Kennedy 😂 I gotta see if the Orbital Exam character and I are similar
Edit: very much agree on that name choice 😂😂😂
Thr first one gives me Megan and claire vibes
Veronica open the door please-
I guess so
Gibi: We could do this one.
Me: Uh-uh, looks nice.
Gibi: It's just air.
Me: what? 👁👄👁
*simp for you profile pic*
I love this comment, and ur pfp
@@frankgrandi2512 thx :)
🤣
SOME triggers that can be found in this video!
💐1:27 Glass perfume bottle tapping
💐2:45 Perfume bottle tapping 2
💐3:01 pressing on the perfume pump (spraying noises, kinda)
💐3:11 lots of spraying sounds, all around
☎️3:37 keyboard typing sounds
☎️3:59 marker writing sounds
☎️4:45 stapler sounds, stapling
☎️4:57 more keyboard typing
🏠6:17 yogurt touching, shaking and squeezing
🏠6:32 caprisun touching, squeezing
🏠6:40 tapping on the container and paper lid of our dessert
🏠7:05 writing sounds
💍7:39 playing with a bracelet - sounds a little like tapping
💍8:03 same as last but doesnt sound like tapping as much
i'll make a part 2 later, im falling asleep lol
You didnt make a part 2 😢
@@joepiramide1796it's been a year bud
@@catopanda-mq9eh and?
part 2 when
unofficial part 2 (sorry op)
🚽 10:23 mouthwash tapping/shaking
🚽 11:03 deodorant tapping
🚽 11:45 crinkling plastic
🤨 12:12 paper sounds
🤨 12:52 tweezing sounds
🤨 13:45 face touching, personal attention (numbing cream)
🤨 14:09 mouth sounds, personal attention (micro-blading)
🧘♀️ 15:04 match/candle lighting
🧘♀️ 15:14 guided meditation
👁 16:23 typing sounds
👁 16:36 eye exam
👁 17:20 measuring our eyes
👁 18:07 face poking
👁 18:38 personal attention (listening to our eyeballs)
👫 19:14 pen clicking/writing
Goodnight people👍
Gibi: "gives you notes... of... smelling good"
English teachers: *tears of joy*
lol
YASS
can you do a "fastest dad" role play where you're in my life for 2 minutes before leaving to go get milk?
That hits hard-
lmao
2 minutes? That's so long
For me it was 0.69 seconds
JAJSJSJJSHSJSJJAJAJJAJ
lmaooo mood
If another “fastest” ASMR video is made, here’s some ideas because I’m bored
-Fastest dance lesson (maybe salsa)
-Fastest dad, comes with milk
-Fastest imaginary friend creation (basically build-a-bear, but imaginary 🤷♂️)
-Fastest rocket launch
-Fastest origami making
-Fastest driving test
-Fastest horseback riding lesson
Idk if she’s done any of these yet, just some thoughts while watching
🚀
Fastest dad, comes with milk 💀
Fastest art class maybe
I saw in a comment from another video for fastest kidnapping
Fastest dance lesson by Renata Bliss
“eyebrows are the windows to the face” -gibi
"Are you going on a date tonight"
"No"
"I can tell, I can tell"
Oof
Oof
oof
Oof
oof
Gibi: “So, which perfume do you want to buy?”
Me: “I can’t I’m allergic.”
Gibi: *sad girl noises*
Underrated comment
ONE OF US!!! I'm allergic too
Sometimes,some certain perfumes can cause me headache and make my skin irritated,so I wanted to know how it’s like when you come in touch to a perfume you're allergic to?I want to know if I'm allergic or is it normal to have a headache due to some perfumes. Sorry,if I sound dumb.
@@Zen-xx7tx most of the time its a respiratory response and it feels like you cant breathe, or you get REALLY itchy
@@arctic_angel7408 me too
some ideas for another fastest asmr:
baker
pet store
stylist
magician
candy store
movie director
radio station (weather report, traffic, etc)
party planner
Also this was an amazing video 😊
Adopt don't shop.
Oooooo I wish she'd do these
@@coledibiase1777 no
@@coledibiase1777 adopt preferably but shop responsibly!
The baker sounds so good!
It’s crazy how on 11:49 she sounds threatening and nice at the same time.
“Don’t lose the spoon it’s a family heirloom.” Gibi was a poet and she didn’t know it.
Imagine that but auto tuned.
Gibi was a poet, and she didnt even know she was rhyming those words!
she was a poet and didnt even realize it
we actually have a spoon heirloom it is giant my mom fed me and my sister with it it was passed in my father place ❤❤❤😂😂😂
lucas Xu was a poet but they didnt know it
4:43 “Are you going to Janet’s baby shower? Yeah, me neither.” HAD ME DYING
It made me think of the vine "shut up Janet no one cares about your f***ing baby shower" or something like that
Ikr
“no ones going to ur fucking baby shower”
Offering more ideas to use (if you want to):
-toys r us
-build a bear
-candle store
-camp counselor
-daycare
-Makeup store
-baking
-painting
-electrician
Hope This Helps ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍
I think this will help her!
Mina can u give le dance lessons please
Mina can u give le dance lessons please
What’s poppin
Don’t mind me just watching
being called a spicy child by an ASMRtist was the highlight of my day. thank you.
Me too
Who’s here after you found out she’s pregnant 🎉❤
I’m already going to get the milk 🥛
@@GabrielVarlotta-zx3jl ….cute
@@Remilovesjesus1212 like you
@@GabrielVarlotta-zx3jl Oop how’d you know 😝
@@Remilovesjesus1212 just the pretty face
“You know if you miss the bus and I have to drive you, you owe me 20 dollars!”
*ahh yes, the unconditional loving of a mother-*
Ii
Seems you didn't experience having a dad
@@walterrising4276 says the lowlife
Ayo we got matching profile pics :)
@@chrysantibalanza4578😅😮
Mom: Are you allergic to peanut butter?
Me deathly allergic to peanuts and has celiac: not at all mother, just let me grab my epi-pen…
Middle child vibes
I’m celiac too
Imagine how much time this must’ve took.. I mean the backgrounds and EVERYTHING is spot on 🙌
That's why gibi is legendary agree or not
3 hrs atleast!!??🤔😳
Worth the time
That is why her videos are so good. She pays attention to every single detail.
So true!!! 👌🏻
Gibi is the funniest asmrtist ive ever listened to i can't even sleep properly 😂
4:41 - "Are you going to Janeth's Baby Shower?" - HAHAHSHJKSH
I love this! In particular the part where the mom went “A couple of Takis for my…. ✨spicy child✨”
I think she kinda got stuck mid sentence because she realised she couldn't say 'boy' or 'girl' or anything along those lines because different kinds of viewers and such. It was a nice improvisation for sure
for my LITTLE spict child. GET IT RIGHT SHE SAID LITTLE. L.I.T.T.L.E
I wasn't expecting a plotline throughout, but that reveal in couples therapy really tied everything together in an interesting way. It makes me want to go back and watch all of the other vids in the Fastest ASMR series.
Felt like I was watching Marvel's What If all over again 😄
All of them had a little bit of plotline if you notice
In the last job she always mentions things that happened in the previous ones, check it out
Spoiler
Gibi: 'Have you had any trauma to the face?'
Me: 'Nope!'
Gibi threateningly: 'Are you sure?'
Me: 'Um...yes?'
lol
There was some trauma… we go sprayed with perfume in our eyes and got out eyebrows ripped off..
Lmao
I was looking for a comment about this moment!
Well, you definitely had some after that serious eyebrow redo 🤣
I wanted to take a nap but I was genuinely laughing out loud. the mom, eyebrows, and orbital segments got me so bad. the part that broke me was when the mom pulled at a caprisun and then said "next we have your daily intake of fruit". I sat there for a solid minute just rewinding "eyebrows are the window of the face"
"is your sister Cynthia awake yet"
Me, an older sister named Cynthia who wakes up late: 👁️👄👁️
OH YOU'RE CYNTHIA
Hold up wait a minute
Something aint right
My Bff's name is Cynthia and she always wakes up late!
@@GibiASMR YES SHE IS CYNTHIA
All Cynthias wakes up late
“Are you going to janets baby shower... mmm me neither” got me
same lmao
Me: **is allergic to perfume**
Gibi: **sprays perfume in my face**
Me: “…thanks”
Hahaha
sPiCy tAkIs fOr mY lItTle --- sPiCy cHiLd
Gibi: “are you allergic to peanut butter?”
Me: “yes”
Gibi: * proceeds to put on peanut butter *
Me: -_-
Same, we're just standing there like "mother are you t r y i n g to kill us"
I feel you
Did anyone else catch the Brandon Rogers reference in the Office Worker portion of the video when asks if we're going to Janet's baby shower?? It was absolutely brilliant and I loved it!
"Fuck off Janet. I'm not going to your goddamn baby shower!"
Yes! I thought I was the only one!
I can’t help but love the
“This is from the dollar store, you’d never know….that smelt really different last week.”
😂😂
Ikr
yah illl take the air...
Me just skipping the Helix part hoping she doesnt hate me for that 😔
I did that to😢
i've come to the conclusion that gibi is like barbie, she literally does everything, YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE!!!
btw gibi I love u so much and i love ur vids
Lol
Hello tenya Iidas legs 🦵
Snap someone an imposter
@@eijirokirishima511 Yo Ejjiro, my friend likes your buddy Bakugou
Anyways, put in a good word for her
@@eijirokirishima511 Ayo Kiri, I like your bestie Bakugou, tell him he doesn’t have a choice but to like me back.
Gibi, be honest, how did you survive with all those scents in your room after the perfume shop roleplay?
I'd assume she replaced the perfume with water. If not, that's just tuff for her then
don't worry, one of them was just air
*She’s immune*
ehm that smelled different a week ago.. lol
I don't know why but the "Don't lose this spoon. It's a family heirloom." cracked me up so much
It’s because it’s so dang true… 😭
I was stuck in traffic for an hour after work tonight due to an accident on the freeway and was listening to your 'fast ASMR' episodes on Spotify in the car (including this one) and they were such a good distraction and made the time go by so fast! They made me laugh out loud while also being soothing but not putting me to sleep. I've never fallen asleep to the 'fast ASMR' episodes but they are super helpful when you're stuck in traffic! So i had to come find the video and let you know haha
“Don’t lose this spoon, it’s a family heirloom”
Me: Uhm….. never heard of a spoon as a family heirloom…
For cooking that the family sends down?
I mean not a singular spoon, but I've heard of silver cutlery sets being handed down.
We have family silverware 🍴 :^
My family has a small wooden spoon as an heirloom from my dads side of the family, at least in Wales they are common heirlooms
for my....spicy child
I’m really enjoying this series and would love an episode of fastest ASMR with all of your characters!
if shes not borderline insane in this video ima be disappointed
Yeah can you imagine Daisy doing a fastest Asmr
ahhhhh i have this written down as an idea!!
Gibi: “Are you going to Janet’s baby shower”
My Brain: “F-- off Janet nobody is going to your f-ing baby shower”
I am so glad I wasn't the only one who thought that 😅
Lol bro
Omg yes
Lol funny 🤣
I was looking for this. 😭😭😭
5:43 really satisfies me
A couple of takis for my little… “spicy child” 😂
U can tell she thought of that on the fly lmao
@@s_1684 she was about to say boy or girl lol...
“This one is actually from the dollar store”
That smelled really different last week😂😂
everchanging perfume lmao
Can we all appreciate how much time and effort she puts into these. She makes sooo many of them and I reckon it would take a good couple hours if not more to make the videos and then having to edit and stuff. Basically she deserves the support
I love how during the eyebrow part Gibi practically changes from a character voice to her normal voice
lol it's so funny the way she's still humorous when doing asmr
@Haewon naevis is from kwangya
@Haewon Kaka æspa mo yan
Gibi: “You… hate your partners eyebrows?”
Me: *angry scoff*
Also if you do another one of these you could do like a fastest Fortune Teller/Tarot Reading unless you already have my memory sucks ;v;
Ooo yes! Also a cashier. Make it super awkward on purpose :P
Omg! What if she becomes one of those mechanical fortune tellers? I forgot their name, but they’re super creepy looking 😂 beautiful idea, bless your heart ❤️
The mother being so over caring and yet her:”ArE yOu ALeRgEcIc To PeAnUtS??????
Gibi continues to prove just how good she looks in glasses. I love how they all linked up at the end there, too!
My parents: “don’t believe anything on the internet!”
Two days later…
Mom: “I read on the internet that baseball is bad for you!”
Me: “what the fu-“
Her: “Stay away from that cheese. You’re lactose intolerant.”
Me: “oh a nutritionist.”
Her: “Welcome to the bathroom!!”
XD
Well. He could have been on the toilet because he ate cheese and he had to digest it (in a public bathroom lol). My sister was lactose intolerant, and she figured that out the hard way. Turns out she just gluten free.
@@Lucas52931 that’s the point
Also gives us yogurt-
8:47 "this ring is from a pirate" nah don't lie to me gibi. that's clearly a rare ring of sacrifice from dark souls
0:00 - Helix
1:12 - Perfume Shop
3:35 - Officer Worker
5:06 - Mother Gets You Ready
7:25 - Jewelry Store
9:37 - Bathroom Attendant
12:05 - Eyebrow Stylist
14:49 - Meditation Session
16:08 - Orbital Exam
18:54 - Couples Therapy
Story: First, early in the morning, you go to the perfume store to check out some, um, perfume. After, you work a quick morning shift at your main job and head home to wake up and prepare your child for school. Then you go to the jewelry store to get some jewelry for that special someone. Then you work your part-time job as a bathroom attendant just for some extra cash. Then you use that cash to get your eyebrows done. After looking just, SO good, you start to get a little stressed out about your day, so you head to a little meditation site you found on Groupon and meditate. But then your eyes start to hurt. But the the eye doctor makes sure your orbitals are ok. Then before you give that piece of jewelry to your loved one, you make sure that your relationship is going the right way. The END!
OMG THANK YOU!
Noice
the asmr lore
@@rawcookiedough7518 i know lolll
Please never discontinue this series. I don’t think I will ever be able to sleep again if you do.
Instant like for the “fastest series“! I am certain, that it’s a nice video once again!
Who is else is rewatching the "Mom" section after Gibi announced she's pregnant?!?!?
Mommy Gibi: "Are you alergic to peanuts?"
Some people:"Yes-"
Mommy Gibi:*Spreading the pb on bread intensifies*
“if you.. wanna be a little more subtle”
*sprays the perfume 47 times*
also
“i have conned myself again” 😭😂 i love her
"Any trauma to the face?"
Me: "Nah not that I remember"
"You sure?"
Me: "Oh wait yea I looked in the mirror the other day"
Oh no!!!! Don’t do that!!!
I LOVE this 😂 makes me giggle and is somehow relaxing
Being called a 'spicy child' has never been more of a compliment
I love how with every one of these she makes, her characters get more and more crazy lol
True 🤣🤣
When you’ve just had your eyebrows done but your partner doesn’t like them so you go for meditation and therapy to get through it
lets see...normal job, normal job, normal job, normal job, BATHROOM ATTENDANT, normal job-
Bathroom attendant is a job that needs to be more present in comedy shows, the idea is so funny😭
"Are you allergic to peanuts?"
"Yes mom I've told you a million times already!"
*puts in on the bread anyway*
I think you should try a Harry Potter role play where you’re mixing potions in glass jars and tapping 🥺 I love you gibi
I like this
This is a great one Gibi did ruclips.net/video/zBqRx3TWd5E/видео.html
Gibi: are you going on a date tonight?
Me: no
Gibi: I can tell, I can tell...
Lmao!
6:24
me: “both”
gibi: “you cant have both”
me: “what kind of witchery is this-“
Man sorcery is this😂😂
I love how she said “ A bit of Takis for my spicy child “.
That made me laugh.
Gibi: give it a whiff
Me with a cold: what’s that again