@@saifkhan1822 I have level four bonding with my horse in rdr2 and it will kick me in the face sometimes for no reason at all and it almost died from a train and I saved it from death so comrade yuri should be careful never know when they'll turn on you
~~~~TIMESTAMPS~~~~ 00:00:00 Privyet, comrades! 00:01:15 Relaxing AK-47 sounds ( Denix non-firing replica ) 00:16:00 The Relaxation of Bread 00:20:40 Handing out the bread 00:23:00 The Conquest of Anxiety & Stress 00:26:20 Calming Bread Movements 00:28:00 Breaking of the Bread 00:28:56 Pete Kropotkin's Russian Dressing Relaxation 00:32:49 A moment of silence 00:33:22 Another moment of silence 00:34:24 General Nutcracker 00:39:19 Surprise Unboxing #1 00:44:23 Surprise Unboxing #2 00:49:20 Yuri’s Top Secret Mission Copied and Pasted From rifts description, I hope you sleep well❤ Also if you would like to, you can like this comment, so more people can see it!❤
@@sleepystalin5606 I don't know where your from but if you live in a country that can have airsoft guns there's a company called cyma that makes pretty decent replicas
havit94 it is cease. Seize means to take something by force. It wouldn’t make much sense for someone to take the means of their depression. Cease means to bring an end to something. That makes much more sense when you put it into context. It’s a common expression btw
BenjiGoldilocks Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody, I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril. Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil. Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe, Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot! Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Soyuz nyerushimij ryespublik svobodnykh Splotila navyeki vyelikaya Rus'; Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyj volyej narodov Yedinyj, moguchij Sovyetskij Soyuz! Slav'sya, otyechyestvo Nashye svobodnoye, Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyj oplot! Partiya Lyenina Sila narodnaya Nas k torzhyestvu Kommunizma vyedyot! Skvoz' grozi siyalo Nam solntsye svobody I Lyenin vyelikij nam put' ozaril Na pravoye dyelo on podnyal narody Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
Oh my god this is the first ASMR video I've seen from this channel years ago before I even really got into ASMR or this channel. I just thought it was kinda funny when I initially found this but I remember this video I can't believe my first ASMR video was from this channel
This man has a voice that sounds like it’s been through 10 smokes and the eyes that haven’t rested due to the 15 vodka bottles this man has gone through. True slav...
@@vladivostok_infamous и чё? Мне кто то это запрещает делать? Не все американцы понимают русский язык. Вы, маленькие дети, не заебались писать по кд, мол, спиздил шутку, ко-ко-ко? Всем поебать.
For people with mobile 00:00:00 Privyet, comrades!
00:01:15 Relaxing AK-47 sounds ( Denix non-firing replica ) 00:16:00 The Relaxation of Bread 00:20:40 Handing out the bread 00:23:00 The Conquest of Anxiety & Stress 00:26:20 Calming Bread Movements 00:28:00 Breaking of the Bread 00:28:56 Pete Kropotkin's Russian Dressing Relaxation 00:32:49 A moment of silence 00:33:22 Another moment of silence 00:34:24 General Nutcracker 00:39:19 Surprise Unboxing #1 00:44:23 Surprise Unboxing #2 00:49:20 Yuri’s Top Secret Mission
Dear Son of Jeyson, as a mobile user i'am here to inform you that we can still read the description, so that in future occasions you will not make the same mistake again. but i shall still thank your Control C + Control V with a thumbs up
@@a.i.111 but people with mobile can't click on time code from description( for example 4:34) , but they can click it from comment. Sorry if i understand your comment not right , couse i have bad ENG
Toxic Watermelonz, more of the semi popular kid that only talks with some people, sits at the back of the class with said friends, semi depressed... you get it
Nope. Its easier to buy an AK-47 than a handgun. No wait and 18 or older. You gotta love the U.S.A. Sorry about you guys in semi Marxist Western nations.
Aaron Aldrich The reason the law is that way is because it is much harder to conceal an AK than a Glock. Plus, it’s nearly impossible to obtain a fully automatic firearm, and the sales are closely tracked and monitored by the government.
WayToGo Paul you beat me to it lol i was going to say borderline exactly what you just said. there also is no federal "wait period" for any firearm like he is implying, thats purely each states decision.
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When I imagined "an AK-47 putting me to sleep" it certainly was nothing like this.
u was thinking about the loud but less than a second way
*we
this made us ugly laugh. good work, comrade
It’s now Ok oh no 💀💀💀
An Ak-47 putting US to sleep
Missed opportunity to call that "USSMR"
ASMOUR
clay brick we are dead
Assmr
URSSMR
This is good. No gulag for this man.
так точно отставить к стенке
papa bless
а я думал сталин умер в 53 году
He spoke about lenin though, he must go to the gulag
What about Guantanamo?
Sieze the means of relaxation comrades
The enemy cannot seize the means of relaxation if you disable the ear
*proceeds to throw flashbang*
Russian Interrogator Putting a German Lieutenant Back to Sleep after interrogation
1944 Colorized
26:28
Kalashnikov wasn't made in 1944
human being r/woosh
Alright this is the only comment that's good
Ghostin Neo BREADDDDDDDD
I can just imagine his landlord or something walking in on him standing in front of a camera with a Soviet flag behind him while he holds up a rifle.
FilterHat lmao
Immediately followed by him grinning and saying "Rift!" and canned laughter sounding in the background just for the meme.
And then the KGB steps in as the Special guest.
Landlord: Time to pay your rent.
Rift: I gave it to the state
Landlord: Well shiet.
I never thought I would see an AK used for ASMR.
WE never thought WE would see an AK used for ASMR.
Patrick Worthington we took the words right out my our mouth
AKSMR
a simple way to bring people to silence
Chris sims ASMOUR
It's been a stressful week and the soothing delicate sounds of the robust AK-47 really take the edge off. Thank you comrade!
Not my tingles, our tingles
Comrade, after this video would you like to play some tennis?
No homo... right. .....RIGHT!!!!
Yah comrade! This is the good soviet chill power!
@@atomicindependence7644. Indeed, all of that nonsense is forbidden in our great Soviet republic!
@@empiricalpanzervii1556 I wish it was here pal, I wish it was here.
Sometimes I rlly wonder wtf is going through his head when he thinks of these video ideas but it’s epic
Our video
going through our heads
Yes
emilia, yes
Next is relax with Hitler asmr man I would pay to see that
This is giving us lots of tingles, thank you comrade.
I love your profile picture-
Communist Kanna..
@@_goblinspit_ not your OUR profile picture
@@opex1359 just as Stalin would have wanted....
@@_goblinspit_ XD
That slice of bread is incredibly relaxing.
Finally, an Asmr that WE can SHARE and enjoy TOGETHER
I wonder if anyone understands this comment 😂
EMBRACE THE COMMUNISM, COMRADE
@Kari okay, and?
@Kari it’s called a joke smh
@Kari furry profile picture go BRRRRRRRRRR
As a german. I can say this definitely would have terrified my grandfather.
Ayo
German asmr, bitte
wait a minute what
its terrifying me as a german💀💀💀
@@td_is_infinite667 His grandfather was nazi
Son: “hey mom where’s dad.” Mom: “ he’s in that mood again just don’t go into the basement.”
Suddenly they just hear *CYKA BLYAT!*
@mario martinez **c y k a b l y a t**
I thought in the Gulag (not call of duty)
*meanwhile in the basement*
@@StockyLikeStockings you ruin the joke
This man: presses the trigger to relax the people
AK-47 : start firing
This man: *russian confused words*
*Blyat*
Ахах
I hate this comment this was and has to be by far the most annoying cringey "No one" "Literally no one" ":" RUclips ass comment
@@lag1479 Bro 💀 nobody cares about your opinion
@@lag1479 what?
“Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47” it never gets old
420
@@Orysswill1 69
Not my AK-47 OUR AK-47
I love how he used *communism* as a trigger word
It is very relaxing.
Sleep
We used*
CUMmunism
*we* will sleep
Our favorite ourtuber is publishing our video
Poker FloppityFlop yes
Ourtube for everyone
My brain wont process this this
"EM WHY" is a forbidden word here it is only our@@zachmarshall6059
the ak-47 puts a lot of people to sleep really fast
Fr 😩
Communism too
Trueeee
Agree socialism is much better @@ink112
Permanent sleep.
RUclips? Heh. No comrade.
OURTUBE.
Found you
You should have used the *incognito tab*
also fuck hydra
Why is the fbi commenting this
@@wheezere5061 ZE fbi do not like capitalist swine.
not f b i
*F B OUR*
Wheezer e because it’s HYDRA
obviously
*You don’t find this video*
*This video finds you*
well its true
True blyat
Us
RUclips's Algorithm :
*sweats
Thats some *woke* shit right there
Autonomous kalashnikov meridian response
kaleb Powell
Avtomat Kalashnikova meridian response *rather
Этот АСМР совершил революцию в -моём- нашем сне.
А потом начал проводить репрессии, в виде сонного параличя.
@@mindik9172Хахахха хорооош)
Не хватает только русского акцента😂
Товарищ сонный паралич
Эtot ASMR sovershil революцию в наshem' sне
*Reznovs' final speech, 1944 colorized*
*Ussr anthem plays*
*Black ops 4 theme song plays*
STEP 8, REZNOV
*THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN*
YuhboiJay but ak-47 wasn’t made yet in 1944
See comrade this AK can make you sleep....
Forever
Alexander XB. Oh shit, that got dark( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) сукна
Underrated
GImMiE! *BLAM*
Look, im a vizard.
Ану чики брики и в дамки!!!!!!!!!
Yes Conrad
Me, to the guy robbing my house:
"Here, listen to the relaxing sounds of my AK-47."
You mean our house.
@@hotdoghandler FUCK! You beat me to it!
Mr. Nobody you mean us to the guy robbing our house
Mr. ASMR you beat *US* to it
Angela Ziegler read the bottom half of this comment as he said it
With this guy you never know if its serious or not...
It’s not, kind of obvious
Never, never
its serious comrade he invented time travel to bring our Supreme Leader Karl Marx to the present
This was in my recommended
Now it shall be in our recommended
It always was in our recommended
I searched for that
@LEELe OUR
@r e d l a n c e r - We searched for that*
Every gun owner: Always treat a gun like it is loaded
Comrade Yuri: *Points Ak towards feet*
Comrade Yuri has no need to be scared of his AK he has bonded closely with it after several freezing nights spent with only his AK
@@saifkhan1822 I have level four bonding with my horse in rdr2 and it will kick me in the face sometimes for no reason at all and it almost died from a train and I saved it from death so comrade yuri should be careful never know when they'll turn on you
Least it’s not his face
Foot shot: BLYAT IDIA NAHUI
Face shot: *Dies in Russian*
Never thought I could get tingles by someone whispering "Communism" in my ear.
*OUR* ear
*our* tingles
*OUR ANTHEM STARTS BLARING*
Our tingle our ears *our*
@IrateCheetahGaming and you are a *WESTERN SPY*
Ленину настолько этот асмр понравился, что он уже 100 лет в мавзолее спит
😂
~~~~TIMESTAMPS~~~~
00:00:00 Privyet, comrades!
00:01:15 Relaxing AK-47 sounds ( Denix non-firing replica )
00:16:00 The Relaxation of Bread
00:20:40 Handing out the bread
00:23:00 The Conquest of Anxiety & Stress
00:26:20 Calming Bread Movements
00:28:00 Breaking of the Bread
00:28:56 Pete Kropotkin's Russian Dressing Relaxation
00:32:49 A moment of silence
00:33:22 Another moment of silence
00:34:24 General Nutcracker
00:39:19 Surprise Unboxing #1
00:44:23 Surprise Unboxing #2
00:49:20 Yuri’s Top Secret Mission
Copied and Pasted From rifts description, I hope you sleep well❤
Also if you would like to, you can like this comment, so more people can see it!❤
@El Stink it's easier for mobile users :)
Some people have broken iPhone where they can’t use the top of their screens...
RUclips should really fix this..
@@jackdelnegro321 so just find the place. just because you don't have one of youtube's pc features doesn't mean it's impossiple
Breaking of the bread hah looks like bread has cancer and needs feed the family before he dies
Yes you are promoted
Me!?!?!?
@@tripzixn No
Joseph Stalin can I get food now?
@@hookahgodrob no
@@hookahgodrob just cause of that your gonna go to the gulag
I know the AK is a replica.
_But why is the trigger moving when it’s on safe_
i have this denix AK and it is nothing like a real AK47 the proportions are all wrong so it doesn't surprise me
"comrade, are you sure it's on sa-* gunshots*
👍
@@lockheedac-130gunship8 any recommendations on a better replica?
@@sleepystalin5606 I don't know where your from but if you live in a country that can have airsoft guns there's a company called cyma that makes pretty decent replicas
Этот мужий явсно знает толк в ASMR
Me: *gets a console*
My little brother:
*OUR* console
Наша консоль
OUR little brother
*_OUR_* Family
OUR wife, wait...
I played this to my water, *now it's Vodka.*
Landon Pine you mean “our” water...
Думаешь в России бухать любят? Если ты перевёл, то я не быдло. Я лично алкоголь ненавижу
Modern time Jesus
> Play this to your water
> Your water is now our Vodka
Sleeping vodka
“You see Ivan, you put silencer on grenade, you get quiet explosion for purpose of stealth”
‘-‘ yeah, this big brain time
Bro I just died laughing why is that so funny
You? OUR!!!
No WE put silencers...
‘-‘ *dont mind me just dieing of laughter*
Звучит действительно странно, но забавно. У многих вызывает противоречивые чувства, но у меня данное видео вызывает симпатию. Всем приятных снов. 😊
Joseph Stalin wants know your location
Joseph Stalin wants to know OUR location
@@sexton_hale24verinaud66 heh
Oksid Waller Agree
Hhhmmm
@@Pigeon249 tovarisch Stalin what are our orders?
Friend: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: watching ASMR on my phone
Comrade: you mean... our phone?
Oh shit............WE better run.
*Sovjet anthem starts playing*
@@Barkinsson looks like WE have bad grammar comrade
@@datboirightder2807 OUR grammar
It's a typical mistake. Communism is not about common property, but about common ownership of the means of production.
*cease the means of your stress and depression*
*seize
havit94 **cease
Our*
Biggest Boye ***seize (we could do this for a while)
havit94 it is cease. Seize means to take something by force. It wouldn’t make much sense for someone to take the means of their depression. Cease means to bring an end to something. That makes much more sense when you put it into context. It’s a common expression btw
Thank you Comrade for the tingles you have given to us!
you must share the ad revenue with us comrad
Your pfp scared the shit outta me
Let’s hit 10k subscribers without a video I hope you get 10k subs with no videos that would be seriously hot
@@typicalstoner934 ikr
Help this cat amalgamation reach 10k.
Ad Revenue? If so he's probably the only content creator on RUclips who actually has it xD
Ленин в мавзолее: крутой асмр, сплю от него уже целый век
So true
Я не единственный русский
@@ЕгорКазаков-о3и Ето правда
Салам русиши
@@ЕгорКазаков-о3и relatable
My history teacher: is there something funny here?
Me: no maam
My brain: soviet onion
Lmao
My history teacher?
Our history teacher!
Капиталист, я тебя выслушал, теперь встань к стенке
Забавно
Soviets have LAYERS.
This is like the 10th communist related video I've seen on my homepage, is this like a sign??
1:16 the quiet kid when everyones being loud
I almost died of laughter my comrade
Lmao
You mean *our* Ak-47?
ooooo-ooooo-ooooooooo-uhhhhhh
Lol
All
Soviets
Must
Relax
Revolutionary relaxation
The ASMR revolution of October
Даже Ленин востал на 53 минуты и 40 секунд
@@Робот-т2э 41 секунды
All soviets must die
Kid: *has a pack of gum*
The whole class:
@Nintoasted bylat
Needs more likes
Slav Aqua. Well then
I will trade that pack of gum for Peter whatever-his-last-name-was' salad dressing
Aqua-is-my-Waifu
The children: GIMME THE F***IN GUM OR ELTS LISTEN TO THE RELAXING SOUNDS OF MY AK-47 B****
This is like rule 34, if something exists, there is an asmr for it
Rule 2Z
t-34
Rule 35
*zooms In on AK-47 markings*
"Made in China"
Gulag is down the hall
:D
Mercury Gaming
Knows more shit*
Finds our Russia is fighting China
NANI
Wasn’t China communist?
tachaka the lord and into the pit
*The perfect asmr doesn't exi-*
the guy above me is "very original"
For the people to share
Asmr where we need to share
@@littlegibler-deserted3664 "ASMR our need to share
Futuristic Clickbait my bad
“He crushes the nuts of capitalism.”
WE CRUSH
WE*
Ummmmm... What tipe of nuts? 😳
@@JUSTOR0 OUR nuts.
Ha ha but capitalism has no gender
Отличный асмр, товарищ!
1:23 teachers when a student has a hoodie on
😂😂
Ohhh fuck
😂
16:07 teachers when student gets bullied
A teacher once said I looked like a gangbanger when I was wearing a hoodie.
*The perfect Asmr doesnt exis-*
A - A
S - superior
M - motherland
R - Russia
A - Adidas, Arctic, anti-capitalism, AK-47
S - Slav, sausage, Stalin, squatting, sharing, starvation, Soviet, snow, same
M - manifesto, motherland
R - Russia, red, Rasputin
BenjiGoldilocks Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы, к победе ведет!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.
Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу
На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.
Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,
Счастья народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
Skvoz grozy siialo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikij nam put ozaril.
Nas vyrastil Stalin - na vernost narodu
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.
Slavsia, Otechestvo chashe svobodnoe,
Schastia narodov nadezhnyj oplot!
Znamia sovetskoe, znamia narodnoe
Pust ot pobedy k pobede vedet!
Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях,
Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем!
Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений,
Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Славы народов надежный оплот!
Знамя советское, знамя народное
Пусть от победы к победе ведет!
FortniteGod Boss sorry I don’t speak Russian. :(
Soyuz nyerushimij ryespublik svobodnykh
Splotila navyeki vyelikaya Rus';
Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyj volyej narodov
Yedinyj, moguchij Sovyetskij Soyuz!
Slav'sya, otyechyestvo
Nashye svobodnoye,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyj oplot!
Partiya Lyenina
Sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhyestvu Kommunizma vyedyot!
Skvoz' grozi siyalo
Nam solntsye svobody
I Lyenin vyelikij nam put' ozaril
Na pravoye dyelo on podnyal narody
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!
BenjiGoldilocks
This is the anthem of the USSR, my English-speaking friend
Imagine a video with exclusively Ak-47 triggers. There are so many sounds you can make with it and they are all good
There’s a typo in the title, it’s supposed to be “asmOUR”
😂😂😂
@@mrjimjim1114 damn I didn’t ask tho
@@itachiuzumaki2328 of course u didn’t cus u weren’t in this comment previously
@@itachiuzumaki2328 dang your one of those people who think saying I didn’t ask Is funny
Fkn 3 Yr old
U.S.M.R.
Unionized
Soviet
Meridian
Response
That is the Best comment ever
U.S.M.R? That sound too much american! Gulag will come to you!
@@superioritycomplex647 USSMR then
да будет благословенна мать россия
Then it would be CCMO
I'll let this one slide.
We will let this one slide
FBI she said she was 18 i swear
Don’t you mean *WE’LL*
@@ostk4yden456 are you apart of the FBI?
@@ostk4yden456 s h i n e i
Когда рассказал деду сколько зарабатывают асмрщики
вот это хорошая
Not your AK-47, *_OUR_* AK-47.
Not our AK-47, *YOURS* AK-47
Ахахах,лол ору
So the Pigmasks are communists?
Not ak47 blyat
AK
I'm wondering what will happen if he pulls the trigger accidentally...
Capitalist ASMR: 1.3 million views
Communist ASMR: 2 million views
"Oh yeah, the people's revolution is all coming together."
Lets liberate vietnam again?
America Capitalism is the way Also America when someone finds oil OUR OIL MY COMRADES
Our revolution
Communist ASMR 2.1 million
@Byron Kelly Not true anymore
I’m not gonna lie, when he said “listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47” I thought this man was about to start railing
WE'RE not gonna lie, when he said "listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47" WE thought this man was about to start railing
It is our ak 47
I know
Somebody needs to make an edit like that tho
Bruh
Oh my god this is the first ASMR video I've seen from this channel years ago before I even really got into ASMR or this channel. I just thought it was kinda funny when I initially found this but I remember this video I can't believe my first ASMR video was from this channel
If a concept exists, there's an asmr for it.
Word
Word
Me looking for Shrek the asmovie
Rule 34 B
Rule 1938
This man has a voice that sounds like it’s been through 10 smokes and the eyes that haven’t rested due to the 15 vodka bottles this man has gone through. True slav...
"this is my AK-47, and-"
*Accidentally pulls trigger
"Ack, cyka"
"Anyway"
Missing Context our AK-47*
Сука блять
@@dmitriyfuhrer2323 не по русски лучше
@@asspenetrator5132 поддерживаю
Heaven Ascension Dio Why are you correcting a guy who wrote it properly
He won’t be liberating WE will be liberating.
“Listen to the relaxing sounds of my ak-47”
Fires 600 rpm next to my ear.
Doesn't an AK shoot 650rpm, I think the AK 74 shoots 650 to 750
When I first listened to this I thought he was gonna actually shoot it and I turned my volume wayyy down real fast! xD
@Drake Jenness I don't I'm sorry comrade
Brah do you even have an ear
@@johngewecke8000
What?
imagine this guys search history on amazon
That’s what I’m wondering
His FBI agent is probably thinks he’s a sleeper agent lol
Yo it’s reznov
alexa order everything thats communist
Frfr that's my exact search history on Amazon
You have made me proud to be the USSR leader.
Joseph Stalin *us
@@alexferron915 to the gulags with you
Give us the love Stalin
@@alexferron915 Made *US* proud**
*us
We are thankful for this Asmr Comrade,
It's called communist ASMR
And it's art.
А есть доказательства, что просто так?
* Ourt
USSMR*
Ussourt
indeed.
Everybody: nice ASMR video
Poland: *triggered*
I'm Polish and I can't say that that's false lmao
*Hitler has entered the chat*
*Jews have mistakenly entered the chat*
@@carryhandleenjoyer7411 yo same
*Jews haved been banned from the chat*
*AK47 laid to sleep thousands of people, but for the first time in this way*
Спиздил шутку у Тимура Докторова
@@vladivostok_infamous и чё? Мне кто то это запрещает делать? Не все американцы понимают русский язык. Вы, маленькие дети, не заебались писать по кд, мол, спиздил шутку, ко-ко-ко? Всем поебать.
Code 3 Не бомби
420 blazeit
blyat
An asmr video that we ALL can actually enjoy watching
heheheh nice one
relaxing sounds of ak47,
**shoots**
And heart attack
In the school
Mr. Wyrzykowski
BIT it was not a shoot sound it was Soviet Union anthem
FUKIN KURWA DONT SHOOT ME
Mr. Wyrzykowski 🏃*Kills you with a headshot* “No more stress, Conrad.”
this man's gun should be called ASMR-47
Maluko nice
AKSMR-47
I guess for communists its aksmr-228
Death Ray why are you talking about our comrades in third person? You mean “us” not “communists”
@@drunkjack2365 is OUR
For people with mobile
00:00:00 Privyet, comrades!
00:01:15 Relaxing AK-47 sounds ( Denix non-firing replica )
00:16:00 The Relaxation of Bread
00:20:40 Handing out the bread
00:23:00 The Conquest of Anxiety & Stress
00:26:20 Calming Bread Movements
00:28:00 Breaking of the Bread
00:28:56 Pete Kropotkin's Russian Dressing Relaxation
00:32:49 A moment of silence
00:33:22 Another moment of silence
00:34:24 General Nutcracker
00:39:19 Surprise Unboxing #1
00:44:23 Surprise Unboxing #2
00:49:20 Yuri’s Top Secret Mission
Thanks........
I see a fell9w comrade who cares
*OUR Russian Dressing Relaxation
Dear Son of Jeyson, as a mobile user i'am here to inform you that we can still read the description, so that in future occasions you will not make the same mistake again. but i shall still thank your Control C + Control V with a thumbs up
@@a.i.111 but people with mobile can't click on time code from description( for example 4:34) , but they can click it from comment. Sorry if i understand your comment not right , couse i have bad ENG
"Calming bread movement" sounds...... unique to say the least
Welcome to OUR Asmr
Edit:Thx 4 the Likes❤️
Senthix Welcome *ALL* to *OUR* USSMR
*RUclips has left the chat*
*OurTube has joined the party*
*Joins in*
*TheirTube has appeared!*
slavtube
🤣🤣
A wild Slav has entered the party
Lol,first minute into the video:'here,listen to the relaxing sound of my AK-47'
Our AK-47*
Our* rebember comunism
5yrs later still a goated creator and this video is still perfection
1:17 me when i walk into class (edit: this is a joke if you couldn’t tell)
Sly hahahaha
Well played, comrade. Well played.
I’m guessing you’re the quiet kid?
Toxic Watermelonz, more of the semi popular kid that only talks with some people, sits at the back of the class with said friends, semi depressed... you get it
@@Gavin_Cr06 so your a fucking normie?
After buying everything for this vid he probably got put on an FBI watchlist
Well I defiantly am...
James Smith
I know someone with the same name as you
Nope. Its easier to buy an AK-47 than a handgun. No wait and 18 or older. You gotta love the U.S.A. Sorry about you guys in semi Marxist Western nations.
Aaron Aldrich The reason the law is that way is because it is much harder to conceal an AK than a Glock. Plus, it’s nearly impossible to obtain a fully automatic firearm, and the sales are closely tracked and monitored by the government.
WayToGo Paul you beat me to it lol i was going to say borderline exactly what you just said. there also is no federal "wait period" for any firearm like he is implying, thats purely each states decision.
*in the middle of a war*
This dude: lemme put you to sleep
this vid hits different
Soviet sleep technique being used in the Cold War to help soldiers who can’t sleep 1964 colorized
*FOREVER*
Ae Mate this is the comunist torture добро пожаловать в мой asmr
LMAO
I don’t know how I should feel about this being my favorite ephemeral rift video
girls: "ASMR: 100 makeup brush tingles" the boys:
Matthew Bates *The Comrades
No it's *our* comrades
Matthew Bates nah
*Yes.*
Your comment is very macho
Babe: wanna come ?
Stalin : no I'm busy sending people to the gulag.
Babe: my parents aren't here
Stalin : I know.
Dino S. Trex this needs more likes
Destruction 100
lmao
Daaaaaaaaamn
nice
Thank you comrade, very cool!
SKSKSKSK IM CRYINGLMAO
Партия вами гордится!!!!!
1:23
*Me when someone wakes me up at 5am.*
Lol that would be me to
WE when's someone wakes US up at 5am
@SAM TV OUR mom
THAT TIME STAMP IS SO MEMEABLE
VENOM1756 same
"This is bread stolen from the bourgeois"
How can you steal something that was already stolen from the proletariat, comrade?
TRUUUUU LOL
He took it back from them so the workers can enjoy it
You mean how can *WE* can steal something that was already stolen from the proletariat.?
Золотые слова! 👏👏👏
He meant to say he LIBERATED it from the bourgeois. For the sake of the workers.
Listening to this while standing in a line for bread.
What bread is ukraine is no food
ER hearted your comment lol.
But what is calming communism bread?
Afri Kaan bread is a type of food
Lol
been watching ER for almost 8 years now, this is still my go to asmr video.