after finishing this game, sunburned albino locked eyes with romantic passion with a 12 gauge shotgun and slowly walked towards it to hella make out. but first they did a musical dance number to the tune of kurt cobain to remind them just how terrible life can really be.
Man, the art design in this game is so imaginative and beautiful. It's a shame the game part of this video game isn't. Kinda the same feeling I have about We Happy Few
This game is just goes to show that even the best of people can have at least one bad game in their portfolio unfortunately Bethesda has an entire stock room for portfolios of bad games so square ENEX drop the ball on this one at least the characters and the monsters look pretty cool
Interesting. I found the art direction one of the most disappointing parts of this game, which is saying something when the gameplay is torture. It's so blandly cartoony, with uninspired designs, goofy ugly costumes, bland lighting, and poor textures, especially for a ps5 game. I don't know, I really disliked how everything looked in this game. Like, take Psychonauts 2! THAT is how you make a cartoony and colorful world pop with good art design. Though I do agree even if it was stunningly beautiful that wouldn't save it by how cringe everything else is.
That's definitely how I want to end my boss fights, locking eyes with a random stranger run towards them to violently make out after a silly Disney channel movie dance sequence has concluded
The first few times you locked eyes and walked forward to hella make out I thought you were playing as a 10 year old boy with a magnificent beard. The side angle of those bangs is hilarious.
I took one look at this game, said “Oh, it’s Nights.” and went on with my life. Thank you for doing what I was clearly too much of a foolish coward to do.
They look like they’ll be all at the same spot since it’s a 3 button game The hella make out joke was hella good a couple of times then I laughed harder at hella hold hands part but that one reused joke is still better than this game
You know, these bosses look so cool and I like the idea of multiple ways to hit them that you have to figure out rather than one obvious way. It’s a REAL shame the rest of the game is a bore, else I might have liked fighting these bosses.
I just realized the final boss is just a rip off a hat in time’s final boss with a sonic monster phase and with it’s lightning flashing it’s gonna kill some people so that’s gonna be a hella lawsuit well if anyone that has epilepsy plays this game which might be a single person 2 at most
That warning in the startup of pretty much every game is specifically for that telling epileptic people they shouldnt play or be very careful they are covered legally
@@thomasd3104 imagine: just after confessed to your crush, they look deadass into your eyes and say they've been looking for you for ten years straight since you two met, and you discover that they were that child you met in a magical atemporal theatre. I know this might look stupid in your eyes but if I was in his shoes, I would be kinda scared
Never stop making yugioh references. They're always my favourite part of the rankings when they show up. (also, something something eyes something hella makeout)
The real names of the bosses are 1-barktholomew 2-Anjellica 3-wormsworth 4-Woreville Wright 5-Cuckoo 6-Purrla 7-Fortstopher IV 8-the grim creeper 9-princess marey 10-Inkabelle 11-the hydrac 12-Hooverton Final battle-Lance
Uh they do have names and they are (in chapter order) 1- barktholomew 2- anjellica 3- Wormsworth 4-woreville wright 5-cluckcoo 6-purrla 7-fortstapher IV 8-the grim creeper 9-princess marey 10-inkabelle 11-the hydrac 12-hoovertron 13-lance
All the bosses names (in order) are: Barktholomew Anjellica Wormsworth Worville Wright Cuckoo Purrla Fortstopher IV The Grim Creeper Princess Marey Inkabelle Hydrac Hooverton Lance
Yes, The Bosses Have Names, I'll give you three, you can guess the Rest. Delta Airlines - Worvile Wright (Chapter 4) Big Kitty - Purrla (Chapter 6) Carnival Nightmare - Princess Marey (Chapter 9) Edit: This is useless because someone posted all of the boss names.
The description of this video IS best part of the game, i mean bosses designs are best part of the game. Yes i got the irony behind the top notch graphics
@@dantevic it’s bad really bad like every thing is bad one of the thing there’s only 3 different buttons in the game and 2 of those are to switch costumes
Idk maybe listen to what he says in the video and think about the intention and context of "complimenting" various aspects of the game Also the part during the last boss where he literally says it's a bad game
I wonder if you can skip fighting the bosses because, you don’t need to complete the world, you just have to collect statues and if you don’t help any of those people a secret ending could be achieved
@@dantevic it’s not very good my friend that’s huge on platformers hates this game there’s almost no challenge boring level design and more there’s some fun to have but I wouldn’t recommend it especially at the price it is right now
It’s a shame this game has to suck. There’s lots of cool visuals with some of the bosses and nice animated cutscenes but then movement just feels clunky and the other half of the cutscenes Looks like they’re out of Gmod. Good video though
Ok in all seriousness...looking at the description and the intro, is this actually a good game or were you being sarcastic? I didn't finish the video when i made this comment tbf.
@@carolynbossom2297 It’s not bad, its... unstimulating for lack of a better term. Its def not worth $60, but the people who are like “its worse than sonic 06” dont know what they’re talking about either. Im still having a chill but good time.
after finishing this game, sunburned albino locked eyes with romantic passion with a 12 gauge shotgun and slowly walked towards it to hella make out. but first they did a musical dance number to the tune of kurt cobain to remind them just how terrible life can really be.
That’s fucking hilarious thank you chad
Lmao
I’m in a quiet office trying to not burst out laughing, thanks Kanye very cool
Hey albino, can we lock eyes with romantic passion and then slowly run towards each other to hella make out? (group dance number optional)
I was just about to write this, until I saw your comment🤣.
You made my day.
*group dance number REQUIRED
Yes but first we gotta do a group dance number first
Man, the art design in this game is so imaginative and beautiful. It's a shame the game part of this video game isn't. Kinda the same feeling I have about We Happy Few
This game is just goes to show that even the best of people can have at least one bad game in their portfolio unfortunately Bethesda has an entire stock room for portfolios of bad games so square ENEX drop the ball on this one at least the characters and the monsters look pretty cool
@@gamerk1058 90% of new SEnix games are dogshit
Interesting. I found the art direction one of the most disappointing parts of this game, which is saying something when the gameplay is torture.
It's so blandly cartoony, with uninspired designs, goofy ugly costumes, bland lighting, and poor textures, especially for a ps5 game.
I don't know, I really disliked how everything looked in this game.
Like, take Psychonauts 2! THAT is how you make a cartoony and colorful world pop with good art design.
Though I do agree even if it was stunningly beautiful that wouldn't save it by how cringe everything else is.
@Ca You mean Balan?
... I disagree. Like a lot.
@Ca Damn I'm so sorry
That's definitely how I want to end my boss fights, locking eyes with a random stranger run towards them to violently make out after a silly Disney channel movie dance sequence has concluded
These bosses have actual names along with the protagonists you save from negativity
Chapter 1: Barktholomew (Jose)
Chapter 2: Anjellica (Fiona)
Chapter 3: Wormsworth (Yuri)
Chapter 4: Worville Wright (Chang)
Chapter 5: Cuckoo (sana)
Chapter 6: Purrla (cass)
Chapter 7: Fortstopher IV (Cal)
Chapter 8: the grim creeper (Iben)
Chapter 9: princess marey (Atilio)
Chapter 10: Inkabelle (Lucy)
Chapter 11: the Hydrac (Eis)
Chapter 12: Hooverton (Bruce)
Finale: Lance
Cuz that’s what heroes do
Why did you pay attention to this I
@@NinjaSox7 hey at least someone did. Don’t chastise them for it
@@makotoyuki345 I'm just confused as to why someone would fo that to themselves lol
@@NinjaSox7 maybe cuz it’s not a big deal. Your not risking some mental breakdown or starting a war for knowing random trivia afterall
The first few times you locked eyes and walked forward to hella make out I thought you were playing as a 10 year old boy with a magnificent beard. The side angle of those bangs is hilarious.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the little girl had a beard.
This is the best game since Hello Kitty Cruisers
High praise
@@AlmyTheAlien lol 😂 id play it
I took one look at this game, said “Oh, it’s Nights.” and went on with my life. Thank you for doing what I was clearly too much of a foolish coward to do.
They look like they’ll be all at the same spot since it’s a 3 button game
The hella make out joke was hella good a couple of times then I laughed harder at hella hold hands part but that one reused joke is still better than this game
LOL I agree
32 likes holy geese wow that the most I got I know it sounds generic but thanks
Theory: This is a Madoka Magica game and the bosses are witches. The backgrounds look like witch labyrinths
holy dang I was thinking the same thing, even the music sounds like the anime.
@ALYSON MATSON Being Ted is suffering.
Its actually Jose Gallard, although I prefer Ted too.
NAH
i didnt seee a single drop of blood or contract in this game
What I’m getting from this game is that you manage to get to first base after doing a bunch of platforming. Thank you Albino.
"...lock eyes with romantic passion." I just like the way you say that and what comes after.
Why did Dark Balan final form look like Ansem’s ship?
Oh, wtf?!? It totally is! It’s got the monster face and everything. 😂
Bc Yuji Naka can't think of original ideas anymore
any one notice the cover art is just a knock off of nights
Dark Balan looks like Shadow Venoct from Yo Kai Watch to be honest
Why any of it?
Albino: Assorted Forest floor horrors
Me: Please speak at my funeral.
After watching this Boss Ranking video, you and Albino lock eyes with romantic passion...
Passion
@@zapunknown Lol fixed it
And you slowly run towards him to hella make out... But first you have to do a group dance number
@@Zenslayer666 With a bunch of characters doing some sort of game dance.
From an 11 Year olds Nightmare that uses the words Jack Attack.
Good Joke delivery as always SA. My favorite was the names and the hella make out jokes.
Fun fact: your invincible when swapping between costumes. You can literally just swap between two costumes and become effectively unkillable
You know, these bosses look so cool and I like the idea of multiple ways to hit them that you have to figure out rather than one obvious way. It’s a REAL shame the rest of the game is a bore, else I might have liked fighting these bosses.
You can't tell me otherwise that this game isn't secretly just you slowly building up a harem in which you can slowly run to anyone to hella make out
I just realized the final boss is just a rip off a hat in time’s final boss with a sonic monster phase and with it’s lightning flashing it’s gonna kill some people so that’s gonna be a hella lawsuit well if anyone that has epilepsy plays this game which might be a single person 2 at most
That warning in the startup of pretty much every game is specifically for that telling epileptic people they shouldnt play or be very careful they are covered legally
@@UnholyWrath3277 yeah true but I still think they should’ve put a warning or an option to turn off the affect
I heard they ripped off the jump mechanic from mario
2:31
I always use the tongue chameleon to literally zip line into the bird’s belly.
Take a shot everytime Albino says "hella".
Just dont expect me to pay for the damages done to your liver
*Reads Title*
My Condolences
The art style did interest me a little, but I am not too surprised it turned out this way. At least it got a boss ranking video made
Incidentally, the girl who’s cat got run over and the girl who the jester wants to ask out are the same person.
That plot twist is kinda fucked up if you look into it in a certain way
@@rockhistoria2537 Why’s that?
@@thomasd3104 imagine: just after confessed to your crush, they look deadass into your eyes and say they've been looking for you for ten years straight since you two met, and you discover that they were that child you met in a magical atemporal theatre.
I know this might look stupid in your eyes but if I was in his shoes, I would be kinda scared
names of the bosses are
"Big Wolf" - Barktholomew
"Big BaCawk" - Cuckoo
"Fatty Fish" - Anjellica
"Grandmaster" - Fortstopher IV
"Delta Airline" - Worville Wright
"Big Bug" - Wormsworth
"Big Kitty" - Purrla
"Big Davinci" - Inkabelle
"Dark Elsa" - The Grim Creeper
"Plug Man" - Hooverton
"Evil Balan" - Lance
"Carnival Nightmare" - Princess Marey
"Fire Hydra(nt)" - The Hydrac
and just like the bosses, the Inhabitants have names as well
Sassy and Sarcastic! I like it.
Never stop making yugioh references. They're always my favourite part of the rankings when they show up.
(also, something something eyes something hella makeout)
Let’s play drinking game every time he said word romance passion take a shot
I've been Sober for 10 years.....I'm in.
Two of those bosses become so much easier when you realize switching costumes give I frames.
Which 2?
@@karensmith8804 ice bride and clown.
Thanks for reminding me that april fools day is less than a week from now.
You could have bought Monster Hunter Rise instead of this.
I love these videos and their rough approximation of comedy
As someone who wasn’t aware of this game until right now, I’m very confused
I wanted to love balan Wonderworld so much.
“Balans wonderworld is the dark souls of dark souls games, trust me it’s difficult like old school difficult”
Probably some game journalist somewhere
The boss of World 2 is actually a diver who nearly drowned.
I know these bosses have names but "Delta Airlines" made me lose it 🤣
The real names of the bosses are
1-barktholomew
2-Anjellica
3-wormsworth
4-Woreville Wright
5-Cuckoo
6-Purrla
7-Fortstopher IV
8-the grim creeper
9-princess marey
10-Inkabelle
11-the hydrac
12-Hooverton
Final battle-Lance
Cmon. The games not that bad. The real challenge is finding the unique ways to defeat the boss
Uh they do have names and they are (in chapter order)
1- barktholomew
2- anjellica
3- Wormsworth
4-woreville wright
5-cluckcoo
6-purrla
7-fortstapher IV
8-the grim creeper
9-princess marey
10-inkabelle
11-the hydrac
12-hoovertron
13-lance
Gameplay aside, the background music in the video is nice
I haven't played this game, granted, but why does looking at it make me wish they had made another Nights game instead?
Hey you, there is a hint. Change your costume to avoid the enemy’s blades
All the bosses names (in order) are:
Barktholomew
Anjellica
Wormsworth
Worville Wright
Cuckoo
Purrla
Fortstopher IV
The Grim Creeper
Princess Marey
Inkabelle
Hydrac
Hooverton
Lance
I like how the mane character to make out after every character she saves.
This is cool and all, but does anything happen after you beat each boss?
Yes, The Bosses Have Names, I'll give you three, you can guess the Rest.
Delta Airlines - Worvile Wright (Chapter 4)
Big Kitty - Purrla (Chapter 6)
Carnival Nightmare - Princess Marey (Chapter 9)
Edit: This is useless because someone posted all of the boss names.
Since you’re doing boss rankings again, can you do one for KH:BBS? Thanks
The description of this video IS best part of the game, i mean bosses designs are best part of the game.
Yes i got the irony behind the top notch graphics
I'm glad I didn't know about this game until now.
I was optimistic from the Xbox thing.
Then I played the demo.
Please help me put a bullet in my brain.
What's wrong with it?
Well it sounds like you need help with offing yourself pal. What do we got people? I brought a spiked baseball bat.
@@dantevic it’s bad really bad like every thing is bad one of the thing there’s only 3 different buttons in the game and 2 of those are to switch costumes
@@zapunknown I dont see that as bad. It just really simple.
@@dantevic on it’s own, that’s not a bad thing. When you’re playing a platformer and there’s no dedicated jump button, it’s a bad thing.
I love your voice Albino
Oh God you played this?
My man Sunburned Albino delivering with this Balan WonderWorld Boss Ranking, I genuinely enjoyed this!
The balloons work as a way to deal damage to delta airlines.
Return of the goat 🐐
The devs thought of this game so much they locked eyes with it in romantic passion and slowly ran towards it to hella make out.
The GOD had returned!
Bacawk is literally just Stu the giant red bird from donkey king country returns for the wii / 3ds
Bruh I Got An Ad Of This Game 30 Minutes Before The Video Came Out XD
Also... can we agree the bug lover is an expensive Marinette (from Miraculous) ripoff?
I am not really sure if to say cheap or expensive.
After watching this video me, the Like and Subscribe button locked eyes with romantic passion
sooo, is this game good or bad?i havent watched any reviews apart from the ones talking about the demo beign shit
Idk maybe listen to what he says in the video and think about the intention and context of "complimenting" various aspects of the game
Also the part during the last boss where he literally says it's a bad game
I wonder if you can skip fighting the bosses because, you don’t need to complete the world, you just have to collect statues and if you don’t help any of those people a secret ending could be achieved
You have to help everyone to fight Lance.
Dont worry my friend i already subscribed
I actually thought it was called balan wonderland.
I get the feeling you loved the game
Do you know that you can just look up the bosses names in Safari or whatever
I 💕 the video…..so Amazing
Comment for the greater tier list👌
I wish the game had a bit more substance....
You mean.. the gameplay itself or the story and characters?
@@rachii6687 like everything that’s not the music or art
Level design, story, Controls etc
@@makotoyuki345 Oh... you have a point
The biggest boss is the frame rate.
Delta Airlines? Is this a pun?
Of all the stupid jokes this one made me laugh the hardest 17:26
Why have 16K people watched this video...? Not even half that many people bought the game!
The Names of the bosses are in a Wikipedia look it
I heard the demo was bad is final game any better?
Not from what I heard
Did you not watch the video you are commenting on?
@@pokemonbro2 no, I dont want to spoil myself if I want to get the game. That's why I'm asking.
@@dantevic it’s not very good my friend that’s huge on platformers hates this game there’s almost no challenge boring level design and more there’s some fun to have but I wouldn’t recommend it especially at the price it is right now
@@zapunknown I'm not interested in this. I was just asking. This caught my interest
Black blobs....?
AFRICAN AMERICAN BLOBS???
Well, they seem to have figured out how graphics work ... now if they could just figure out those pesky ol' game design and fun thingy's!
I like the part where you slow walk over to hella make out . But first
i just realize the tower boss is a straight rip off of the boss heartless in traverse town in kingdom hearts
Would you recommend the game? :O
The make out joke is getting real old real quick
just give it ten more chances
there has 2 b a word that describes a slow run...... maybe...
This game would seem fun if the story was better explained and if it didn't chug
You have my respect for doing this. This game is my #1 worst game of all time
wth o.o never saw or heard of this game
I don't even know about this game because platformers are trash but the memes are cool tho.
HellMakeOut/10.
This game looks, fun; I'll just..... 60 bucks? Nope. I'll just watch others play.
It's not Evil Balan.
It's Lance.
It's the Balance
hey albino do you know these characters have a name, right?????
and there oficial names!!!!! i think.
he said he didnt know, dumbass
It’s a shame this game has to suck. There’s lots of cool visuals with some of the bosses and nice animated cutscenes but then movement just feels clunky and the other half of the cutscenes Looks like they’re out of Gmod. Good video though
There's no romance when the character and protagonist come together to dance, please don't associate this with Romance, There's none here!
while the game is meh. the cutscens and bosses stories hit hard
Yes 3:50
Hi just to say, both the protagonist are 15.
I'd Say there both 7.
Ok in all seriousness...looking at the description and the intro, is this actually a good game or were you being sarcastic? I didn't finish the video when i made this comment tbf.
Very much sarcastic sadly
@@pandosham i see. Also i did finish the video. Just..how bad is the game?
@@carolynbossom2297 It’s not bad, its... unstimulating for lack of a better term. Its def not worth $60, but the people who are like “its worse than sonic 06” dont know what they’re talking about either. Im still having a chill but good time.
And sonic fans wants yuji naka back... after this game? FUCK NO
I love sonic and this game but I agree, Yuji naka is DONE. Hang it up, he gave it his best and found a way to fuck up something unfuckupable
So basically everyone hates this game