Chris D'Elia vs His Dad - How Much Meat Goes in a Bowl of Pasta?
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
- Chris had a nice pasta dinner with his family. But then he got annoyed because his dad doesn't care how many pieces of meat are in his bowl of pasta. Chris couldn't let it go. This is what happened...
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
It’s the calamari thing all over again 😂
It got me like that too
Exactly
You gotta put the right amount of sauce and everybody knows that
It's not about a specific number, it's more about the meat to pasta ratio. You just look at the meat distribution through the pasta as a whole, but you don't count each individual piece.
This guy gets it! I agree with Chris's thought process though of wanting specifics and how "I don't know" is most of the time a bullshit answer to something but it's absolutely a ratio thing
A Ratio is actually a number.
Exactly, ask about the ratio and not the pieces of meat for the bowl. Chris is wigity wack on this.
Right, because it also depends on the size of pieces as well. Sometimes the meat is finely ground into the sauce, sometimes meat balls and sausage vary in terms of the size. In that case even boiling it down to specific ratio is relative. Kind of a crazy thing to get this up in arms about lol.
I think it's weird he thinks it has to be ONE specific number. Like obviously 20 is too much, but that doesn't mean he knows 7 is the magic number. He might have a range that's acceptable, like 6-8 pieces in a bowl.
He said his dad acts like him lol. Bro YOU act like your dad. And "that's that"
I think Chrissy D's hilarious and love his comedy, but this is what you call a NARCISSIST and the way they see the world.
I'm glad he's trying to get help, but from what I've seen out of him lately, I'm not convinced
@@asasheffield9971 examples?
@@Kittedkittyz The way that he talks to and treats his spouse, same for his producers, and just his general behavior and takes on things. In his mind, he's always coming from a position of superiority.
Hell, go watch the video where his wife surprises him with that impromptu "riddle challenge". His narcissism is on full display for that entire video. Once you've seen it up close and personal in real life, the behavior is unmistakable.
@@asasheffield9971 I think he is just trying to be funny in the videos and in front of the cameras thats why he acts like that.
You just don’t get what he’s doing, your dad’s a performance artist.
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Dad is 100% trolling Chris
Chris... you’re freakin insane 😂
He's so crazy I love it 😂
This is so ridiculous but I laughed throughout the entire thing lmao
Same.
Lol. This is actually mild for Chris
I’ve been listening to this podcast for over a year now and I just today realized that “rips” is definitively a positive thing
Imagine getting this obsessed over something so insignificant
I can
He has OCD, so I just assume it's like that with everything in his life. Lol
I like my pasta with exactly 8 pieces of shrimp 🍝🍤 obviously al dente with parmigiana cheese on top 🧀 now we got a question 🤔how much cheese is enough on top of pasta ???! Never is enough 🤣🤣🤣
It has just been brought to my attention that I am like this as well.... not mad about it.
Same lol
"that's so New Jersey" lmao
i’m with your dad on this one 😂 also not even close to asking for a turkey sandwich and someone brings you pastrami and you don’t care.
6-7 meatballs is perfect
Per plate ? We make a huge pot of gravy, so there's usually like 20 meatballs. Like 2-4 per plate this way Brotato Chip.
Steak in pasta with red sauce sounds really really good.
This was so aggravating lol
LMFAOOO he really got tight ab this 😂😂
"Live And In Charge"
Couldn't the size of the meat determine the number of peices in the bowl, so you really can't put a number on it.
If his dad doesn't cut evenly maybe
Who counts the meat in their pasta?
Actual Mother’s Day.
You know you're listening to a narcissist when they say their parents look like THEM.
I always do this with the time, “how long will you be?”
Person: idk
Me: 3 hours?
Person: no way not that long
Me: 10 mins?
Person: longer than that
Me: 1-1.5 hours
Person: yeah about that
Me: 🤷♂️
For real though. All I'm asking for is a general idea of what to expect 😂
😂 I have been that person so many different times and the conversation goes exactly like that almost verbatim. I almost always will end up being there somewhere between 2 1/2 to 2 hours and 45 minutes later yet will never say that
He’s so fucking aggravating when he has a point 😂
This is a Curb your enthusiasm bit in the making😂😂😂😂
I think he's insane.....do you count the croutons you put on your salad too?
8-12 depending on the amount of pasta
This is so hilarious, I remember listening to it on the podcast and laughing out loud.
Bro, london broil baked and finished with garlic and onions on a cast iron pan chopped into cubes and added into a pasta with a vodka sauce. Top tier.
Only a psycho doesnt know his meat to pasta ratio
“I let it go-ish” 😂😂 after all that 💀
Chris is cool like Anthony Cumia. Age of consent laws rule!
That's the Calamari incident pt. 2
You can know the amount by eye without knowing the number like it's toothpicks on the floor of a diner
So much respect lost for calling it gravy 🤢
Chris reminds me of Larry David so much lmao
Okay Chris
Chris d'elia who is not myself is also a person who reminds me of said person Larry David
🤣😂🤣 Why does this make me think of the type of dinner conversation at a meal with a mafia family, which is gonna get somebody WHACKED 👨👩👦😂🤣😂
I’m sorry to disobey you my cult leader, but I’m with Bill on this one 😂😂
This is going to be a fun-at-parties and ehhh s'dork kinda comment, but next time you need to find out how many items of a certain type your dad thinks is optimal for a particular environment, instead of going down one-by-one from an upper-bound as you did (25, 24, 23, 22, ... down to 7), you can do what's called a binary search in computer science, and repeatedly halve the interval, each time choosing the mid-point (e.g. 12 is 25/2) and then choosing either the "fewer than" half-interval (12, but
Lol I had that same thought. But I think he was just trying to be a sass to make a point. 😂
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This made my day man. Thanks
Glad you are back
This dude clearly doesn't cook. It's all based on feel
lol this mans got some pent up anger with his dad.
Bill D’Elia is a legend and must be produced at all costs
what
So passionate 🤣
Chris, It’s all relative! If the pieces of meat were 1 inch each you distribute them appropriately in the pasta. If you have large meatballs, then yeah maybe a few pieces or so. But the size of the meats matters, not the number as much.
4 is way too little. Need 7-10 is more reasonable
My god. Imagine this dinner. Chris’ BS spilling over onto the dinner with his family. Too much self reflecting and too much combative BS.
You know this isn’t like a serious thing right?
@@pr0l0gue So when people give each other shit but they’re joking around, in your opinion the fact that they’re joking makes it a problem? In other words if they were serious about it then it wouldn’t be a problem?
Your hand movements make me laugh
OMG I'm dying over here hahahaha are you and I twins??? Wooow I SOOOO get this!!!!! Freaking hilarious but oh so painfully true lmaooo. God you very well may have just diagnosed me. This reminds me the the "sauce" or "no sauce" on the calamari dispute LOL. I agree with you it absolutely boggles my mind that a person wouldn't know how much meat they put in their pasta bowl !!! I don't understand the not knowing lmao.
Bro, this was literally me growing up with my family and still now with my wife pretty much on the daily. I'm learning too haha.
Pizza is called pie & just say Jersey!
Yup, it’s called gravy😊
If we’re caring this much as an Italian I gotta know how big the pieces of meat are. Slices of steak I want 5. Crumbled up sausage I want at least double digit chunks. Meatballs no more than 3. As an Italian the proportioning is subconscious, Chris you’ve had it so many times u know how many u want or can eat.
Hey are you Italian
London Broil with gravey is my jawn.
Ye but how many slices of pistrami you want on that sandwich? See how crazy he's being XD
You have perfectionist tendencies.
Your ex-girlfriend didn't like the pasta because she could barely chew the steak chunks with her soft baby teeth
Bro Chris is hilarious! Tbh the way he thinks it makes it possible for him to appreciate life different down to the amount of meat in his pasta bowl🤷🏽♂️ his life must be full of satisfaction and wonder 😂
Numbers define normalcy so, I guess I am the insane one because this is one of his bit that I relate the most, no doubt. What a world.
Carmella made the best sauce,, you can’t argue about that 👩🍳
Ground beef pasta sauce sausage bacon bits hot sauce it’s my combo lol
He’s just going by the eye test. He probably legit didn’t think about it until you made him think about it
min 4 pieces, max 8. Anything outside this range and get the hell out my kitchen.
I’d like extra “bacons”
Fuck me, I love the self confirmation this video gives me
Let it go-ish. STILL MAD.
I loved this episode lol but definitely about the ratio.
If Chris can find someone to love him I think there’s hope, the paycheck might help 😅
Bro will talk about anything and still be entertaining
^the results of a lifetime of sobriety
Like.... 7 to 10...bur if there is 13 he wouldn't even notice. Just full man.... FULL! OF..... MEAT..... FULL!!!
I'm the same way but your lucky you have your brother to back you up my whole family is against me they think Im crazy because in their words " I care too much about things that don't matter"
This story could be a George Constanza B storyline for Seinfeld.
I'm definitely more like the dad in this situation.
Hey chris how many individual pieces of pasta do you like in the average bowl?
Did aunt Carmella, tell you about the sauce,,and Portuguese rolls
im sorry man but 4 pieces is way too little, 10 i feel like is appropriate, maybe 1 piece every 2-3 bites
Here because I got into an argument with a stranger in the comment section of Chris’s ig of toothbrush gf ledge of the sink psycho guy and I said it reminded me of the dad and the pastas on the fork and the random stranger commented to me and said I was wrong it was meatballs, so I came to verify and as it turns out we were both wrong chris switched between sausage and then meats when at the beginning of this story he said it was a special occasion for Mother’s Day dad used steak and sausage so it’s ultimately Chris’s fault for not being specific enough about what dad had on his fork
After having seen a picture of Chris dad I don't think they look that much alike
I feel like this was lifted from a Larry David bit.
You have issues Chris. Relax.
Meatballs are like Easter eggs. You definitely want to known how many their are so that everyone gets about the same amount and none get left behind. What if you fill up on pasta and you all forgot about a meatball? It’s gonna go uneaten, that’s what.
You could say you eeeeeeeclipsed him.
What if the meat is cut really small? Is 7-8 the correct answer in that case?
im with your dad..
This is a version of the ancient Sorites paradox. I would say it should not exceed 1/3 of the overall mass of the meal but should be present in minimum 1/5 of the bites.
You're going to eat 4 bites of straight *noodles* for every *one* of noodles and meet? What the actual fuck? It should be more like a 35 percent distribution of meat
@@asasheffield9971 1/5 is the hard limit on the minimum, not the ideal ratio. You'll see that I specified up to 33% should be meat mass (adjusted for sauce when applicable) but meat bite likelyhood depends on the type and preparation of the specific animal protein. Wake up sheeple
@@patrickl8943 Haha, I saw what you said. I never even consider these things, I just thought 1/3 sounded low for an upper end - I was going to say it should be more like 2/5, but oddly that sounded a little high to me, too. Though, I think I'd be happy with any less than a 1/3 distribution
You got way too much meat in ya pasta!!
Hahaha so fucking neurotic I love it
This is clearly the ranting of a mad man.
Haha This is hilarious
I say 12 pieces sounds like a solid amount of meat. Also depends on the size of said meats.
Looking back, when you say you have OCD - I see it now.
Well if it's beef stroganoff then 25 is good
Maybe he doesn’t count them he just layers it and spaces it out
Nah he tweakin
This shit sounds like a Seinfeld episode
damn maybe I just don't get how small of a bowl you should eat because when he says 3-4 I was like.....what? Do you only have 3-4 bites of pasta? lol I like a bite of meat with every bite of pasta, its how it should be.
There is no number. There is only meat
I feel like in a red sauce steak would be.. not good.
Does anyone have a specific amount of meat they prefer in pasta, other than a lot or not that much?
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