Chris D'Elia vs Postmates 2 - The Good Samaritan Driver
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Chris ordered Postmates again and this time his driver decided to take on another job on the way to give Chris his food. Chris was confused. Here's what happened...
Angry Olympics (191) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
I gotta get door dash, man.
Dash pass is the shit
Yessir
GOTTA have someone on the NAV
If you get dash pass you’re going to lose your self control. You’ll be ordering food when you’re not even hungry.
Thank you for making me laugh dude
This would’ve been an amazing bit on stage for him but we’re so special he gives it to us for free
That’s totally the reason he isn’t touring.
He’s making more money off of it this way
@@auklaxer ehhh s’cock
That’s like his whole podcast. No kizzy. I lowkey be takin these jokes to my kuda ehs’bitch friends groups straight KILLIN dude
It is an amazing bit. 🫷🤏🫸🫳🫸🤚
I cracked up the whole time “you cheated on me “ok I’ll go, I’ll go” “
But the The last minute, had me in legit tears. 😂😂😂😂
Maybe go pick it up
“USE LOOKING” took me out 😂😂😂😂
Chris “Why are you going, guy?” D’Elia.
1:09 “but you cheated on me” lmao Chris u crazy
Yeah, holy shit he went there.
Chris, you're on fire bro.....but i have this pizza to deliver
"Unbistankibly big" Firing on all syllables baby!
When you walked to the moving truck and asked the guy "What's up?" I dead-ass was expecting his reply to be *_WHAT HAPPENED?_* 🤣🤣🤣
I've been going through some tough shit man, and this made me forget for a little. Thank you.
I can't tell you *HOW MANY TIMES* I've experienced similar issues regarding my GrubHub driver doing "other things" before delivering my order or also using the excuse of not knowing where the entrance to my apartment was... like _BRO, YOU SEE THE DOOR WITH THE AWNING THAT JETTISONS OUT TO THE SIDEWALK? YEAH, THAT'S THE ENTRANCE. HOW DID YOU CONFUSE THE GARAGE ENTRANCE WITH THE MAIN ENTRANCE? THIS ISN'T ROCKET SURGERY HOMIE YOU HAVE GPS._ 🤣🤣🤣
I can't stop watching this !!! So funny LOVE YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOUR AWESOME!!!
How about a full episode only about Postmates stories? I’m sure there’s more to this.
I like your story telling, I'd like to see more videos like this.
I've seen people walk 3 deep into a restaurant and pick up an uber eats order... no reason for all of you to come INSIDE and pick up the food...
Hahaha genuinely they get the fucking clown car rolling 34 deep to deliver a mcdouble and fries
I roll solo dolo aimt tryna share my shitty wages and tips
This is literally so much funnier than his standup lol
The punchline 4 me was wen he took a sip of water lmfao
This sht is so funny, I come back every month or so when I need a silly goose time
the anger olympics LOL
But also .....still do it.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
This got me too 😂
this is my favorite . start to finish its perfectly done so funny!!!!!!!!!
drinking the water i lost it ! lol " Not to me tho! " this is 100 % great comedy because its so real life . crazy . crazy . angry Chis funny !!!!
Honestly I’m pissing myself 😂 amazing 👏
The Angry Olympics good one
My hypothesis: six people in the car means six people doing stops. That’s why my orders take so long, five other people did 13 stops on the way.
Your orders take so long because they make you wait in line in lunch/dinner rushes.
this was so fucking funny i had to look for a clip and watch again
I looooove that title.
You are fucking hilarious!!! You're such a nice guy, not to me tho! 🤣🤣🤣
His Calvin voice kills me dude
“Use looking” and “Two guys were dressed as Amazon employees and the other guy was just dressed” made me LOLLL
"And that's just as bad probably to Jesus Christ." 💀
Best New bit....work for postmates and drive around with deliveries and stoping to do other shit.
“Unload the Fajitas” should be merch. With the image of a mouth as well,.
Sounds like an ad a bit
I don't know how it is in your area but in the Bronx people are crazy. Need that back up sometimes.
Make your own fajitas. It's easy. With all the hassle Chris went through, he could have made his food by then.
I'll pass. Thanks tho 👍
this made me fuckin cry laughing
I stole this story. After hearing the original podcast, I told this story to my 75 year old Dad. But, I told it like I knew this guy who dot dot dot.
This comment made me smile. So how did he react?? :)
@@LilyOfTheTower laughed his head iff
Well as long as you were honest
9:58 "That's what she said"
It's ok Chris, I'll get mad for you. Unfrickenbelievable!
I'm going to try flagging down Postmates guys the next time I move
up the street = before your house, down the street = past your house.
My wife use to do home health and I went with her for protection (we live in Memphis)…maybe that’s why they had a dude with them!!
I didn’t go because I wanted to…I went because the people in my city are savages 🤷🏽♂️😂
Lmao , took another job before he finished urs
I laughed way too hard at this
God gave you a chance to be a good pers and help them unload, AND YOU BLEW IIITTTTT.
Postmates is owned by UberEats now so when you order Postmates an UberEats driver is bringing you your food..
You don't know me brah
Got to put this in a special
Can prob count on his fingers how many times Kristen has cooked since they met. 😂
What a basket of cats! Lmao
me watching this wearing a hoodie and shorts
I feel weird when I see 2 + ppl too it’s weird dude. I’m an Uber Eats driver and I would never ever do that. It’s also against policy, you’re not supposed to have others with you. Gross af tho ppl bring their dogs a lot.
Anyway. What I was trying to get at all this time lol was that I think the dudes go with their girls for safety reasons especially if it’s evening time/getting dark out. I don’t know but now that I think about it I’m sure that’s what that’s about. If not that’s just weird. Lol
Still a dumb reason tho. Where I live, if I see two people pulling up with my shit, I'm pulling the sig 1911 out.
If they are worried about going at those times to deliver, get a job at McDonald's.
D'Elia would hate living in Canada so much.
Bigoo love "Brother" 💙💙💙
Genius
The way you say *ordured* is so cute
this is the funniest shit 😂😂
This bit is exactly how the old chris is
I’m guessing the fajitas were cold
Try looking 😂
fuck that was so funny dude
Why didn’t you get mad at him tho? Or report him to Postmates? You let him get away with it?😂😂😂
I had the same thing happen. I had four sketchy Cambodian dudes drop off Burger King one night.
Hahaha Guy got nothing to do!😅
This story pissed me off not gonna lie
I bet he's sponsored by postmates, take my money. Still funny though
Dude, we don't even have postmates in my country and I'm pissed off after watching this haha .
We have Doordash and Menulog.
There is a maccas about half a k south of me, yes I could have walked and gotten my food, but you don't eat in a McDonalds unless y'family for a birthday, or y'divorced.
The app shows the drivers location the entire trip, and she goes from where I assume is her house which is a few k's north of mine, goes past mine to maccas, gets my food, DRIVES PAST MY HOUSE back up North to the place she started from and then 15 minutes later returns to mine with another girl her age, and a guy in the backseat ashing a smoke out the window.
Bitch wasn't even helping someone with a moving truck.
Oddly I feel proud that he loves Mexicans
Reaching
You must be one of those "thats my kind of luck" kind of guys, I know I have the worst luck. One girl delivered wing stop first time ever and its so greasy she makes a complaint about her car to me and has a passenger. There was so much grease It couldn't have not been intentional 1/2 inch of oil in each Carter of wings
I had a FAMILY (I hope) arrive in a front end wrecked car, 3 men maybe 50 plus, dirty and scrounge all of em. With a little 13 year old girl in daisy dukes and a halter top. That's North Vegas though. 110 degrees, windows down, no air conditioning obviously. No idea what the deal was there, but I felt like I was meeting the family from House of a 1000 corpses as I got my Wendys.
Agreed 😂👍🏻
SHOULDAAAAAAAA HEEEEEELLLLLLLPEEDDDD
Chris "I'm so confused cuz car is going ding ding ding ding" D'Elia
😂😂😂💛
Hoodies with shorts are fine.... do you only wear long sleeves with pants? No you don't.... you also wear short sleeve shirts
you would be a good Negan from The Walking Dead
My son (17yrs old) goes with me sometimes to help. Gets shit done faster, and you earn more. He gets his cut. Plus, sometimes at night, I can’t see the damn numbers. I got old eyes. Lost my real job to Covid; no cryin, that’s life , just sayin. That ok? 😂
I DONT KNOWWWW
But also…still do it.
Who’s the dude, dude
This had my blood boiling.
Youre kidding right?
Also .... use looking.
Unbestankably big
Why are you asking your woman if you can be mad dude? You're a human being
I would love to sit down and argue with you Chris. It would be epic and you would probably be funny as usual.
I'm sorry you've been cheated on so much in this video btw.
That passenger shit happens to me i dont get it
Not to me though😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅
Why does ur kid sound older than you?
for those who can't see 18 dislikes as of 2/7/2022
Eh,seh, racist lol
Jesus loves you Chris, you raging homosexual.
Eh' seh Theo von
First world problems.
Hire me call ill get anything you need and make it fast
I think they just have an over-active conscience and they're trying to take every chance to unload about Jesus. His help is a trap.
Chris check snapchat
Californian problems
its so unbistankably big dude 😂
It’s almost like they know what you did huh
"this guy cheated on his girlfriend, I'm gonna go move 2 fridges first"
I've seen people walk 3 deep into a restaurant and pick up an uber eats order... no reason for all of you to come INSIDE and pick up the food...