As a Culinary Director of a national company, we have regular hand washing trainings. I’m boutta submit Matty’s hand washing bit to corporate for approval. Boy has me weak. Good stuff Matty..
Almost two years later i come here to say that i fucking miss Just a Dash. Deeply. I love every Matty production but JAD will have a piece of my heart forever.
This show feels like an "Office"-esque faux documentary comedy show, but they keep improvising and adlibbing cooking parts that take up half the episode.
I think it’s nuts that Matty is clean, but he’s still this chaotic. I couldn’t imagine him on cocaine, he could rule the world. Then again, I’m pretty sure this is a classic case of ADHD.
The first Pizza had Olive Oil added to it 9 times 1- in the froth 2- in the first stage 3 - in the pan 4- in the pan again 5 - during a cut before the parm 6 - after vegies are on 7 - once it's unstuck from the pan 8 - after the extra cheese 9 - before it enters the mouth
Does anybody here watch Just A Dash whenever they need a reason to keep going? It's Thanksgiving day 2020 but truthfully binging on this is the best thing I can do today.
Producer: “OK Matty, we’re trying to get some new sponsors so keep being your wacky self but just try to be a little bit more mindful.” Matty: “Siri, what is Pizzagate?”
The three main people that"debunked" pizzagate have all been charged with child porn child molestation in the last 3 years 😂. The last one was a former Hillary Clinton lawyer and was convinced of having sex with TODDLERS this year. The people in high places are evil that is why freedom of speech is being regulated
I've watched all the Homestyle Cookery episodes, bought the cookbook, all caught up on Dead Set On Life, rewatched all the Keep It Canada's... But I missed Just A Dash. Thank you, Matty.
First of all: I Think i have'nt laughed like this for a very long time! Thanks for that! Second: can we please praise the Geniuses who write/edit this?! The Drone coming in behind the Window @14:44 is such a brilliant detail!
this whole show man, it's not just matty but also the camerawork, the editing... everything... it's PERFECCCT ngl if this won't get an oscar i don't know either man
This man is a goddamn treasure. Anyone that uses the dislike button on this video needs to take a realy long look in the mirror and try to figure out where their life went wrong.
The long wait for this tangled ball of yarn to re emerge was worth it. Years from now I want to be able to buy the 20 season box set on Amazon so that when I go into the nursing home I will still have a reason to live.
I have been watching Homestyle Cookery and it was way to tame for me. This..this insanity is what I have been missing. I missed Michelle and this crazy. Thank GODS you guys are back.
Ah yes my favorite cooking show where the host is positively SCREAMING the entire time and spiraling into a mistrust of his peers and JUST SO HAPPENS to be cooking. My favorite cooking show :)
Okay so when these episodes were coming out, it was date night with the hubby after an awful chaotic shift at work with some good weed and snacks. Now, having seen the episodes all more than once, we just had one of our old work buddies over who's going thru a rough time, and we watched this. We all love good food and good laughs. This is what your Just a Dash series gave us folks, good food and good fuckin laughs man. Hope to see more of these one day, love love love em.
Lmao. Its hard to make me genuinely laugh out loud. Every episode of this show has done it for me. Thank you Matthew 😊 just started watching. Don't ever stop making episodes... ever. Also way better than pizza gate 🍕 gate
I've had such a shitty week, there's a huge chance that I broke a ligament in my knee and got really depressed. The fact that the show is on again put me in a good mood, didn't laugh in a while. Love you Matty and the whole team.
This is the funniest episode by far, I was crying when he washed his "hands".
We should all take note for covid washing
Gotta wash the pits too
As a Culinary Director of a national company, we have regular hand washing trainings. I’m boutta submit Matty’s hand washing bit to corporate for approval. Boy has me weak. Good stuff Matty..
*There’s so much of Matty’s DNA on that pizza it could pass a paternity test*
Michelle is gonna use the rest of the pizza as evidence to snag that life insurance
Lmao
Cum pizza?
@@bobbiusshadow6985 too far bro.
@@bobbiusshadow6985 stop that.
Almost two years later i come here to say that i fucking miss Just a Dash. Deeply.
I love every Matty production but JAD will have a piece of my heart forever.
I still hope it will be back. It's. Just. The. Best 😭💔
I need Season 3 so bad
It is back
Same brother
I miss it, everyone was so funny.
At least I've seen Michelle in lingerie since then. She's so beautiful, but why didn't Matty also get a photoshoot!?
Just A Dash LETS GOOOOO!
Your coffee B-roll was insane...
nice tacos joshie
Hi papa
papi
Ahh, RUclips time after birria.
As good as Home Style Cookery is, Just a Dash is on a whole nottha leval.
Clark Kent / Superman
Facts
No other cooking show hits like Just A Dash, and I'm freakin here for it, man.
yah it is lol
i lik piza
Love how the entire crew were aware and prepared to watch a man die on set.
They're totally setting him up haha I catch my crew all the time lol
I fucking lost it when Matty was literally about to puke and they cut to Michelle playing chess on her phone.
This is not a cooking show. This is an art installation.
An experience
I like it. Picasso 😙👌🏼
It’s Jesus
The Artist Is A Present: cuz Matty’s a bow-tied gift
This show is where all the art went when our country shut down the insane asylums
Matty's looks like a holloween costume of himself
He’s a Hollow Ween.
what do u mean Tom
🤣winning post
@@trotmieyer He meant to say he looks like a Halloween costume of himself
@@maxlee6676 what is being implied by that?
This entire show is a fever dream
This show feels like an "Office"-esque faux documentary comedy show, but they keep improvising and adlibbing cooking parts that take up half the episode.
I think it’s nuts that Matty is clean, but he’s still this chaotic. I couldn’t imagine him on cocaine, he could rule the world. Then again, I’m pretty sure this is a classic case of ADHD.
"matty might be the only person that looks like a pervert WITHOUT a moustache" got me. i was dying over that one
I remember seeing it in the comments!
My serotonin levels are through the roof
“Michelle!! Did you take a life insurance policy out on me!?”
“Yeah!”
It was great. :'D
"How?"
".......I dunno"
I love how Marty is so polite to Siri, “yes, please”
Did I miss someone? Who’s Marty...
I think his name is Marvin
@@TheRocksEyebrow20 Marvin Masterson
The first Pizza had Olive Oil added to it 9 times
1- in the froth
2- in the first stage
3 - in the pan
4- in the pan again
5 - during a cut before the parm
6 - after vegies are on
7 - once it's unstuck from the pan
8 - after the extra cheese
9 - before it enters the mouth
10 if you count the olive oil in the sauce
I was literally thinking, "It would be funny to do a post outlining every time he added olive oil." I award you one internet unit for your work.
If he adds any more oil to that pan the United States will invade it!
Guess Matty likes pizza with his olive oil.
@@bfra881 Bazingaaaaa
I swear to Jesus the editors of these videos deserve an Oscar
Didn't Matty say it's Tort? I think it's Tort among others. Leave it to the quiet guy.
No
Just for having to smell him ya
Right there with you. The editor of these is... incredible. I miss Just a Dash so much
I loved "Matty is the only person who looks like more a pervert WITHOUT a mustache."
I thought the same thing!
Same here. I laughed hard at that.
First time watching an episode of Just A Dash, and I've never seen a cooking show this chaotic in my entire life.
10/10
Guess you haven't scene Food Party.
@@hodgmanderp4613 I honestly regret looking it up. The cringe is unreal.
My friend just recommended this channel, and I had no idea what I was missing in my life until this point. Thank you.
Matty violently screaming “fuck” directly in the face of a bowl of pepperoni summarizes the mood I’ve been in for the last week
I feel you, bud.
Same
This is the funniest thing I've ever read in my life. Also i feel ya
Since I'm horrible with computers, is there an easy way to get that moment into a clip i can download?
Same but now hope you're well fam
Wants to learn how to make pizza.
Gets yelled at for 22 minutes.
In other words: Perfection.
It’s like cooking with my dad
Working in any dive or turn and burn
@metroidman22000 they really are the best videos haha
@@nchasz seriously!
Does anybody here watch Just A Dash whenever they need a reason to keep going? It's Thanksgiving day 2020 but truthfully binging on this is the best thing I can do today.
Dude same hat lmao
Yes. Yes I do
That’s why daddy matty is here. He’s here for us
The only cooking show that can take 4 minutes to actually start cooking and still keep me watching
Mathy : fok I'm choking! Plis help..
Everyone around in the room: damn the jokes are fire this season lets see what happens next..
Pretty sure they aren't even jokes, it's just whats happening....
MICHELLEEEEEE!!!!.. love it when matty yells her name. And Michelle is really cute.
Insanely
This is how Matty turned into Pizza the Hut.
hahaha
My favorite restoration channel also watches Just a Dash? WHAT?
Yo, wtf. Dude looks just like me
I just really love starwars.
Aren't you two like, next-door neighbors?
Producer: “OK Matty, we’re trying to get some new sponsors so keep being your wacky self but just try to be a little bit more mindful.”
Matty: “Siri, what is Pizzagate?”
Welp. He went back in for more, and it all made the cut. I think there's blame to go around at the least. lol.
The truth is an absolute defense bro
@@mrbouncelol yeah it’s not like he was out here spreading nonsense, he was ignorant so he informed himself, that’s growth.
@@epiccollision Hahahahaha
I hope those introduced a lot of pizza to pizza gate because I have been following it for so long and it’s so fucked we need to save the children
That Pizza gate opening was nutty
The three main people that"debunked" pizzagate have all been charged with child porn child molestation in the last 3 years 😂. The last one was a former Hillary Clinton lawyer and was convinced of having sex with TODDLERS this year. The people in high places are evil that is why freedom of speech is being regulated
I've watched all the Homestyle Cookery episodes, bought the cookbook, all caught up on Dead Set On Life, rewatched all the Keep It Canada's... But I missed Just A Dash. Thank you, Matty.
When I was younger, I identified with Matty. Now, I identify with Michelle.
Facts
me too
@@michellerabin1 me three 😍
@@michellerabin1 where did you get that crew neck?
@@lashstar22 studio a ok
They are based out of Vancouver - check them out
First of all: I Think i have'nt laughed like this for a very long time! Thanks for that!
Second: can we please praise the Geniuses who write/edit this?! The Drone coming in behind the Window @14:44 is such a brilliant detail!
The production of this show has evolved from *Delirius cooking show* , to a *Soap opera-Western-Sci-Fi-Comedy Cooking show* . And I'm here for it.
“I thought about my children” made me choke on my pb&j.
Siri : Do you want me to keep reading?
Matty : yes please Siri
lmao I died
This isn’t a food cooking show. It’s clearly a dissertation on postmodern consumer culture.
I missed the pure chaos of this show
Needed this so badly.
Funny how chaos can be so relaxing to watch lol..
Brilliant editing at 14:44. I see you, Editing person.
That drone right ?
dude. watch that scene on 0.5 speed and it gets REAALLY shady :D
Grip: do you do this at nice restaurants
Matty: do what
*cuts to him truffle hunting in a mud patch
Matty is so unbelievably and disgustingly Canadian, and I love it.
He just seems like an american from the 51st state to me. Canadians are just so similar to us.
he makes this nation proud
Michelle must have been distracted by Billy Zane while Matty was choking to death.
this whole show man, it's not just matty but also the camerawork, the editing... everything... it's PERFECCCT ngl if this won't get an oscar i don't know either man
Welcome back Matty! Missed this program and Michelle!
after the hand squishing of tomatoes, nose touching of basil, hand washing of arm pits, I'm still crushing those pies
Matty Matheson is like... if you took Gordon Ramsey and Jack Black and gave him a Canadian Birth Certificate.
Might be a little Charlie sheen in there as well
14:46 drone outside the windows when he's talking about pizza-gate. I pretty much love that details of editing :DD
Nice catch
Good Eye!!👁
Yes!!
Jesus Christ Id never have noticed
"hates picture perfect pizzas" then proceeds to make picture perfect pizza. lol love this show
This man is a goddamn treasure. Anyone that uses the dislike button on this video needs to take a realy long look in the mirror and try to figure out where their life went wrong.
I'm having an awful day and it's a little better now that his 'stache is back.
Shitstache activated
I followed this recipe to a T, this is by far the best pizza I have ever made! Great recipe, thank you for sharing
It wasn't too much olive oil? Did you poop alot like he warned at the end?
This is a gift from the gods. We just agreed to have massive amounts of pizza this christmas. Thanks Matty!
Finally, the universe makes sense again. The mustache is back.
...but, it could be better. More, fluffier.
What a show. The season 2 couldn't have started any better! The production, the olive oil and a homeless man trying to cook pizza. Priceless...
I've waited so long to hear him scream Michelle's name again
BEST show on the tubes.
"Did you wash your hands after touching the light?" ~Proceeds to sniff the ever living f*** out of the basil and throwing it in the sauce~
I’m sorry but I literally lost it when he chocked on the pepperoni because Michelle didn’t take the casing off 😂😂😂
10 minutes in and I've learn how to combine yeast and water, but I'm still 100% into this. Editor is stepping up his game even more this season.
The long wait for this tangled ball of yarn to re emerge was worth it. Years from now I want to be able to buy the 20 season box set on Amazon so that when I go into the nursing home I will still have a reason to live.
I have never so constantly giggled throughout a whole video ever this is like crack cocaine to me
"Hey Matty, how much olive oil do I need for this?"
"Yes"
I hope people who just wanna make a pizza tray stumble across this and lose their minds
LOL You said little grease cups. You read my mind. I remember Tony's pepperoni pizzas in the 80's coming with little grease cups too. Yum!
This editing is God tier.
since the BA Test Kitchen is now a wasteland, can we get Brad his own show on your channel just like Babish and Sohla???? The chemistry is unmatched
This needs to happen
Please brad needs a show..
I really feel like Brad does not like Matty
Nah Matty's a standalone, the videos with brad aren't as good
@@partyrocket859 yeah that's why they've done several collabs and went noodling together... ?
Matty may not be the chef we need, but he is the chef we deserve.
I am watching this on the bus, and my headphone cord got unplugged.
Some people stared, but one dude gave me a look of approval. Best experience ever!
The editing on the pizzagate part! 😂
These episodes are absolutely incredible. Pure entertainment. Well done guys.
I have been watching Homestyle Cookery and it was way to tame for me. This..this insanity is what I have been missing. I missed Michelle and this crazy. Thank GODS you guys are back.
Absolutely! It's still pretty amazing that he manages HSC while promoting this show as well
This is the peak of 2020. Nothing else can make 2020 better than matty Matheson.
eric andre's season 5 incoming
TRUTH
Borat 2 is anther contender.
“Don’t pizza gate me”
Thank you for being aware! We need to rise up and save these children!
I hope this season is just a progression of Matty’s mustache getting girthier and at the end he can auction it off for charity.
I love the theory that everyone wants to kill matty.
So few things are so funny that I end up wheeze laughing. This is one of them. Peak Matty.
Ah yes my favorite cooking show where the host is positively SCREAMING the entire time and spiraling into a mistrust of his peers and JUST SO HAPPENS to be cooking. My favorite cooking show :)
Yasss !!!! Just a Dash and Homestyle Cookery ???? can't get better than this !!
Okay so when these episodes were coming out, it was date night with the hubby after an awful chaotic shift at work with some good weed and snacks. Now, having seen the episodes all more than once, we just had one of our old work buddies over who's going thru a rough time, and we watched this. We all love good food and good laughs. This is what your Just a Dash series gave us folks, good food and good fuckin laughs man. Hope to see more of these one day, love love love em.
I love matty so much. His chaotic energy gives me such joy. Gotta love Michelle and the crew as well, they balance him out so well.
Just A Dash is the pizzagate of cooking shows.
It is since Vice didn't pick it up as a real show.
Too good. Love this. Matty is freaking hilarious. Make sure to watch episode 3 💩
I needed this more than Matty needs to stress his vocal chords.
"Are you the lead singer of Crazy Town?" Lol🤣🤣🤣 Matty you are a world treasure
Better late than never. Dude, your old school trucker cap game rocks! 🤘🏻Hats off to you!
My favorite cooking show of all time is BACK! JUST A DASH SEASON 2 BABYYYYYYY ❤️❤️
I feel like I've been waiting a lifetime for this new season Matty. Thank you for making me feel whole again 🥺
*If a Chef isn’t this intimate with the ingredients I don’t want to eat*
Seeing Matty's smile with a slightly darker tash was like seeing my child getting presents on Christmas day.
WHOEVER EDITS THIS you are a genius. Literal genius. I DIED at 6:15 "IM CHOKINGGG!"
Lmao. Its hard to make me genuinely laugh out loud. Every episode of this show has done it for me. Thank you Matthew 😊 just started watching. Don't ever stop making episodes... ever. Also way better than pizza gate 🍕 gate
Lets be honest, it doesn't matter what he's cooking. We're all here for Matty!
It’s like I’ve come back home...MISSED JUST A DASH SO MUCH.
This has got to be the funniest cooking show and the best video editors!
"I think that's enough"
*still adding pepperoni*
I litetally waited for season two just to hear.... " M I C H E L L E E E E E !!!!!!!!!"
Everybody that works on the show is absolutely wonderful. Keep up the good work. I love you guys
Good lord, this is some of the funniest shit I've seen on the internet this year. I say this with EXTREME PREJUDICE.
I've had such a shitty week, there's a huge chance that I broke a ligament in my knee and got really depressed. The fact that the show is on again put me in a good mood, didn't laugh in a while. Love you Matty and the whole team.
I hope you recover soon! Sending positive vibes and hope your way 🤗
With that nickname i can't take you siriously, sorry.
@@nimralalani5796 thank you so much, love you. 🤗
@@marcogau2086 haha no worries
Grooving & dancing to the mixer...I’ve never related more to anything in my life.
God i love this show, the edits, the craziness. It's like if the creator of salad fingers(david firth) did a cooking show
I don't see how you made that connection
When you gonna have your boi Brad Leone on Just a Dash? You two are always amazing to watch together.
SO HILARIOUS!!!!!! I love you Matty. "Yes Please Siri"
Anyone else notice how his oven was preheating for two days? ;) Loving it keep it up Matty!
No one likes the smart guy. Most funny people know to play the dumb guy, but Matty takes it to another level. He is convincing