Russian president Vladimir Putin braves subzero lake to mark Orthodox Epiphany

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2018
  • Vladimir Putin has joined millions of Orthodox believers by plunging bare-chested into icy waters in a Russian tradition to mark the Epiphany. Surrounded by priests and glittering religious icons, and braving subzero temperatures, the president lowered himself into Lake Seliger, 220 miles (350km) north-west of Moscow. It is the first time the 65-year-old, who has often posed topless on wilderness expeditions, has taken part publicly in the ritual
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @salmanapon5899
    @salmanapon5899 3 года назад +26922

    This man literally does everything
    He is like main character of the world

  • @windhelmguard2405
    @windhelmguard2405 3 года назад +13602

    In russia the water doesn’t freeze putin. Putin freezes the water.

    • @thetruth4855
      @thetruth4855 3 года назад +235

      I expected this comment even before scrolling

    • @herrwahnsinn4229
      @herrwahnsinn4229 3 года назад +249

      When he stepped into the water he was not wet, the water was Vladimir Putined.

    • @jezreelramirez9903
      @jezreelramirez9903 3 года назад +46

      Haha... you made my day... ✌😆

    • @Scenariania
      @Scenariania 3 года назад +16

      I was prepared for these comments, and as it turns out it had to be top comment

    • @ahmadqatar2844
      @ahmadqatar2844 3 года назад +3

      How

  • @rubyrubi8258
    @rubyrubi8258 2 месяца назад +473

    Everytime Putin sneezes, Biden falls.

    • @prettyhollypolly7553
      @prettyhollypolly7553 2 месяца назад +18

      😂😂😂😂😂 you made me laugh at 6:00am in the morning

    • @Mazarakis_Spyridon
      @Mazarakis_Spyridon 2 месяца назад +14

      Now it makes sense 😅

    • @enstigatorofficial
      @enstigatorofficial Месяц назад +7

      Trump has severe dementia now, but nice try at deflection Boris.

    • @christopherwillson-yc7cv
      @christopherwillson-yc7cv Месяц назад +8

      Aj mňa sy rozosmial ráno ,to je naozaj dobré Biden sa naozaj zosype keď Putin kychne!!!.🇸🇰🇷🇺

    • @ledi_di34
      @ledi_di34 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @c.g.9331
    @c.g.9331 2 месяца назад +18

    You can‘t find Putin on google, Putin finds you.

  • @nighttimemafia8680
    @nighttimemafia8680 3 года назад +5798

    Doctor : You have Putin
    Hypothermia : How long have we got

    • @victoriailcheva4789
      @victoriailcheva4789 3 года назад +85

      😂😂😂

    • @vince3736
      @vince3736 3 года назад +75

      so this is where the gold i was looking for inside my chocolate bars went

    • @mocabeentrill
      @mocabeentrill 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Stop it!

    • @Kang_Rizz
      @Kang_Rizz 3 года назад +5

      haha you got me 😂

    • @VikkiG1970
      @VikkiG1970 3 года назад +1

      😅😅😅😅❤

  • @pietro_ferrari
    @pietro_ferrari 3 года назад +9086

    USA: We have a army.
    Russia: We have Putin.

  • @user-gr5mx8qt3g
    @user-gr5mx8qt3g 3 месяца назад +32

    He makes James Bond look like a Cinderella 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @MarcusHCrawford
    @MarcusHCrawford 5 месяцев назад +351

    Say what you want. Our country could use a president with that kind of charisma.

    • @denisryabov9450
      @denisryabov9450 4 месяца назад +7

      А не интересовались как Путин пришел к власти?

    • @keerthinks5721
      @keerthinks5721 4 месяца назад +7

      India loves Russia.. we respect Putin whole heartedly ❤

    • @coronavirus8175
      @coronavirus8175 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@keerthinks5721but you respect Israel more

    • @coronavirus8175
      @coronavirus8175 4 месяца назад

      Nah trump was funny af
      He's like the big bully from high school that everyone wants to be around
      Im french but i love him cs he's authentic and doesn't try to use fancy words
      HE GOES STRAIGHT TO THE POINT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
      america just became a joke because of sleepy corrupt biden

    • @Vlad-lr6zf
      @Vlad-lr6zf 4 месяца назад +6

      @@denisryabov9450, либерал?)
      Или ты думаешь в девяностых было время честных выборов?)

  • @Leo1928-
    @Leo1928- 2 года назад +14687

    Putin is a type of guy who would read the whole Terms and Policy and press 'disagreed'

  • @jinnytay4183
    @jinnytay4183 3 года назад +12719

    Putin is the type of guy who says "I don't like it" to the barber.

    • @Daniel-jm7ts
      @Daniel-jm7ts 3 года назад +378

      I dont think putin needs a barber

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 3 года назад +57

      @@Daniel-jm7ts agreed

    • @Enderboy4030
      @Enderboy4030 3 года назад +45

      @@Daniel-jm7ts Oof

    • @kyokokirigiri9010
      @kyokokirigiri9010 3 года назад +121

      Putin's Hair Shrinks when he wants it to, he doesn't need a barber

    • @FreshTakeAI
      @FreshTakeAI 3 года назад +8

      Whilst on booster chair then barber proceeds to offer a lollipop then barber is savagely poisoned.

  • @DoggosAndJiuJitsu
    @DoggosAndJiuJitsu 3 месяца назад +133

    You don’t have to like Putin to admit that he’s tough.

    • @RomanGonzalez-vw3wl
      @RomanGonzalez-vw3wl 2 месяца назад

      Where? Bro, people from the world do this, and they SWIM around, this it's literally nothing.

    • @DoggosAndJiuJitsu
      @DoggosAndJiuJitsu 2 месяца назад +2

      @@RomanGonzalez-vw3wl Uh huh.

    • @Personal-_-Jesus
      @Personal-_-Jesus Месяц назад +6

      Везде вероятно, то как он нагибает весь мир прямо сейчас явный показатель этого. Глобальный тоталиторизм запада в упадке благодаря его стараниям. И пока вашим детям рассказывают про то как мальчик может быть девочкой. Макрон бьётся в истерике, а другие страны Европы открещиваються от его слов. Мы вновь выбераем Володю нашим лидером!

    • @agentmueller
      @agentmueller Месяц назад +1

      @@Personal-_-JesusI dig it man

    • @Tumban125
      @Tumban125 Месяц назад

      ​@@DoggosAndJiuJitsu I'd suggest showing us a video of this once you hit your 80s/90s then we'll talk.. f

  • @karambirsingh5
    @karambirsingh5 4 месяца назад +269

    I am an Indian ex-soldier. I want to say to all my Russian brothers and sisters that 142 crore Indians love Russia. We consider Russia as our truest friend in this whole world.

    • @Greenaura101
      @Greenaura101 4 месяца назад +22

      Russia supports palestine so u support israel?

    • @conservativepatrioticstrai5218
      @conservativepatrioticstrai5218 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@Greenaura101“There are no permanent enemies, and no permanent friends, only permanent interests”,
      One does not have to allign with another as a whole. India respects Russia due to their help during Pak-Ind war. IIRC, russia remains neutral regarding that.

    • @punishedgloyperstormtroope8098
      @punishedgloyperstormtroope8098 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Greenaura101Russia supports Israel

    • @Greenaura101
      @Greenaura101 4 месяца назад +7

      @@punishedgloyperstormtroope8098 their ties r at lowest point now…. Russian is pro palestine so u think israel is happi with that?

    • @davidheydon3478
      @davidheydon3478 4 месяца назад

      😮 if I could choose one loyal country. Russia? Must be short history

  • @sandymiller8898
    @sandymiller8898 2 года назад +675

    When Putin installs Windows, Microsoft accepts HIS terms and conditions.

    • @jibreel_313
      @jibreel_313 Год назад +6

      🤣🤣funny

    • @Monojeetroy04
      @Monojeetroy04 Год назад +4

      Underrated 😂

    • @AMAZINGDAVE
      @AMAZINGDAVE 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Suvorovec713
      @Suvorovec713 3 месяца назад +3

      Очень хорошая шутка )

    • @HassShfa
      @HassShfa 3 месяца назад +1

      The best "when Putin..." comment

  • @umar456yi
    @umar456yi 3 года назад +4929

    Putin is the kind of guy who gives homework to his teachers.

  • @gv-can4718
    @gv-can4718 5 месяцев назад +293

    Putin’s breakfast / morning routine
    2:59am lemon water
    3am Judo
    4am Pray
    4:30am Borsch
    5am World Papers
    6am coffee & chat
    7:30am power nap
    7:29am bear wrestling
    7:31am Moloko e chai
    7:37am shadow boxing
    8:00am One episode of the Golden Girls
    8:30am some low-brow quiet reflection out the window of the Kremlin (but it’s his double 😮)

    • @steinhvik4380
      @steinhvik4380 5 месяцев назад +20

      one episode of golden girls, hahhahahahaha! :)

    • @arpan9937
      @arpan9937 4 месяца назад +7

      Golden girls 😂😂

    • @user-ex5nn2qb2r
      @user-ex5nn2qb2r 4 месяца назад +28

      😂😂 he went backwards in time after the nap ?

    • @pablokoz7497
      @pablokoz7497 4 месяца назад +1

      LOL

    • @Michelle-hwt-hr
      @Michelle-hwt-hr 4 месяца назад +11

      That's one epic power nap 😂

  • @FlamespeedyAMV
    @FlamespeedyAMV 3 месяца назад +13

    Can you imagine Biden doing this

  • @tpsinghchadha6866
    @tpsinghchadha6866 2 года назад +7530

    Putin is kind of guy who's bodyguards feels safe when he is around.

  • @jean-pierregangi-dino1683
    @jean-pierregangi-dino1683 Год назад +731

    When Putin cuts onions, the onions cry.

  • @boyhenyo4431
    @boyhenyo4431 2 месяца назад +7

    when putin looks in the mirror, his reflection cant look him in the eye.

  • @israelmckingley7183
    @israelmckingley7183 Месяц назад +37

    When Putin visits America, Joe biden says welcome back Mr. President.

  • @domwings4329
    @domwings4329 8 месяцев назад +875

    Imagine Biden did this? Instant heart attack upon contact

    • @No29999
      @No29999 5 месяцев назад +167

      He’d slip down the stairs

    • @user-uf7gz3ne9r
      @user-uf7gz3ne9r 4 месяца назад

      Байден переплывет по дну

    • @LifeSoulsandLove
      @LifeSoulsandLove 4 месяца назад +38

      😂😂😂 @ both comments

    • @rrickarr
      @rrickarr 4 месяца назад +17

      and your boy Trump!!!!!!

    • @bigchungus8226
      @bigchungus8226 3 месяца назад +22

      ​@@rrickarrtrump wouldnt be able to go up or down the stairs sadly

  • @horseradish4046
    @horseradish4046 3 года назад +4882

    most 65 year old would have heart failure doing something like that, dude is definitely in shape

    • @Kisnowar
      @Kisnowar 3 года назад +47

      Wim hof

    • @jonasdylmer9945
      @jonasdylmer9945 3 года назад +97

      A little exaggerated but yea

    • @anitalattin
      @anitalattin 3 года назад +4

      @NB United lies 🤣

    • @brooks274
      @brooks274 3 года назад +34

      You can get acclimated to it. I go ice fishing, and I'm not really afraid of falling in. I've fallen in before, your body knows what to expect. We also swim in cold 50°F rivers in the summer time.

    • @aaronforsythe9442
      @aaronforsythe9442 3 года назад +200

      Meanwhile Biden chugs a glass of warm milk and lives off of biscuits all day

  • @kevindeepu7787
    @kevindeepu7787 4 месяца назад +15

    The orthodox Christian rituals are very different from others

  • @Ray-st4rw
    @Ray-st4rw 6 месяцев назад +149

    Putin is the type of guy who walks on water and swim in the sand

    • @leakofade
      @leakofade 4 месяца назад +4

      got any videos of that?

    • @salzar2006
      @salzar2006 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@leakofadewas that question serious meant 💀

  • @gamestian2824
    @gamestian2824 3 года назад +6177

    Putin is the kind of the guy who has courage to say to his teacher " I didn't understand"
    Edit: this didn't age well

    • @francescob.38
      @francescob.38 3 года назад +40

      Bruh

    • @xtsmbayi3028
      @xtsmbayi3028 3 года назад +82

      Actually it the other way around. When it Putin, The teacher says I didn't understand what I was explaining that why you didn't hear me Sir Putin.

    • @dansid
      @dansid 3 года назад +86

      Putin says "maybe you should explain it in this way..." and proceeds to teach

    • @NateDoggit
      @NateDoggit 3 года назад +9

      @@dansid and that's how he became president 😂

    • @gamestian2824
      @gamestian2824 3 года назад

      @Olivia Addison then you have guts

  • @TripleIProductions
    @TripleIProductions 5 лет назад +4464

    If Donald Trump was there:
    "And let me tell you, it was a great ritual, one of the best out there. And the water was cold, very very cold, I think it was much lower than 0 degrees, colder than any water has ever been in the history of this country. No American president has ever done what I did today, let me tell you this takes guts. The guys doing this on a yearly basis are very very very brave. I have done more for this country than any other president." (then again, he would probably not wear anything other than a suit).
    Putin: " ".

  • @r.d.nallur..980
    @r.d.nallur..980 2 месяца назад +6

    U r greatest leader sir.... I'm proud of you 💪💪💪💪🇷🇺🔥🇮🇳

  • @RadiantCatfish
    @RadiantCatfish 3 месяца назад +8

    Putin wears shoes to protect the floor from his feet

  • @KavenLeandro
    @KavenLeandro 3 года назад +3101

    if you notice carefully, Putin was blessing the water.

    • @OldestRoots
      @OldestRoots 2 года назад +60

      The water already blessed

    • @woodstocklad
      @woodstocklad 2 года назад +15

      Negative, he's crossing himself

    • @user-zy7bf4lf3y
      @user-zy7bf4lf3y 2 года назад +42

      @@woodstocklad Мы православные так что уважаяй и чужую религию

    • @talalalbastaki2226
      @talalalbastaki2226 2 года назад +22

      @@user-zy7bf4lf3y Translation: We are Orthodox, so respect someone else's religion

    • @aestheticvibezz142
      @aestheticvibezz142 2 года назад +13

      @@talalalbastaki2226 I translated it & then watched your comment. 🤦

  • @collindass2361
    @collindass2361 5 лет назад +4031

    this is the coolest president on the planet .

    • @Serafi514
      @Serafi514 5 лет назад +26

      Collin Dass 👍

    • @ithe2650
      @ithe2650 4 года назад +19

      Collin Dass trump 💁🏿‍♂️

    • @skoopymemes9563
      @skoopymemes9563 4 года назад +114

      @@ithe2650 lmao are you joking

    • @mohtoadh
      @mohtoadh 4 года назад +75

      At that point he was the coldest.

    • @evvrsince
      @evvrsince 4 года назад +8

      @DONALD TRUMP NICE

  • @coraline3767
    @coraline3767 4 месяца назад +250

    While Zelensky smokes in the office)

  • @mikekennedy8501
    @mikekennedy8501 3 месяца назад +171

    A Real Man

    • @alfonswichmann2987
      @alfonswichmann2987 3 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @user-yf2kn1gn5b
      @user-yf2kn1gn5b 2 месяца назад +6

      He held his nose with his fingers like a small child

    • @bornagaingg6223
      @bornagaingg6223 Месяц назад +1

      @@user-yf2kn1gn5byou wouldn’t say that to his face

    • @JMS-2111
      @JMS-2111 17 дней назад

      A real psychotic patient.

  • @iknowwhojoeis
    @iknowwhojoeis 11 месяцев назад +1985

    When Putin looks at a mirror, there’s no reflection because there can only be one Putin

    • @aleksandrskuznecovs9019
      @aleksandrskuznecovs9019 6 месяцев назад +30

      😂😂😂you're legend 😂👍

    • @ianikeyev
      @ianikeyev 6 месяцев назад +20

      Or he is simply the devil......

    • @Mary-Nord
      @Mary-Nord 5 месяцев назад +12

      😄🤣Ну ,это вы немного загнули .Наш российский президент не самовлюблённый нарцисс.

    • @Mary-Nord
      @Mary-Nord 5 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@ianikeyev,Путин- нормальный,обычный человек,просто работавший когда-то в советской спецслужбе-КГБ,а потом ставший политиком и президентом.Он не Джеймс Бонд😂, и уж точно не дьявол😂Дьяволом он может быть только для врагов России,которые его боятся🤣Для остальных людей Путин просто адекватный,здравомыслящий политик,который любит свою страну и честно служит ей .Россияне Путина любят и уважают❤❤❤❤

    • @piano_beginner
      @piano_beginner 4 месяца назад +3

      Green Goblin

  • @usermhmdlanet
    @usermhmdlanet 5 месяцев назад +187

    When I was a kid, I used to admire Putin. Now i am 90 years old and I still admire Putin.

    • @walterblack6669
      @walterblack6669 5 месяцев назад +19

      how is that supposed to make sense

    • @user-hz2ll1vq3i
      @user-hz2ll1vq3i 5 месяцев назад +2

      Хахахах

    • @usermhmdlanet
      @usermhmdlanet 5 месяцев назад

      @@walterblack6669 It will make sense when you accept the fact that Putin is the most befitting leader for generations and the universe. He will rule Russia and the world (after all nations surrender to Russia).

    • @sanketsolanki7225
      @sanketsolanki7225 4 месяца назад +13

      you are thinking of Rasputin😂

    • @sean.sysoev
      @sean.sysoev 4 месяца назад +2

      😂

  • @darkangelsoaps8258
    @darkangelsoaps8258 2 месяца назад +6

    I bet biden has one of those walk-in tubs for seniors with the heated seat.😂😂😂

  • @franklingiron7581
    @franklingiron7581 7 месяцев назад +1873

    When Putin left home, he told his father: now you are the man of the house.

    • @leadgenerationmauritius4709
      @leadgenerationmauritius4709 6 месяцев назад +24

      lol

    • @seanlee7563
      @seanlee7563 6 месяцев назад

      Real strong men don't need to show people they are strong. His cancer has probably started then 5 yrs ago. This show was used to bring positive out-look for dictator who knows he will die soon.

    • @phunguyen6856
      @phunguyen6856 6 месяцев назад +12

      😂

    • @EvelynMaguire
      @EvelynMaguire 6 месяцев назад +9

      Great 👍👏👏😅

    • @kendorbrito2706
      @kendorbrito2706 6 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

  • @DevlLo0pers
    @DevlLo0pers 3 года назад +4584

    Why Russia is best country
    President has balls
    The people have balls
    Russia has aluminum balls

  • @ShieldFagundes-dy7mk
    @ShieldFagundes-dy7mk 4 месяца назад +15

    Happy New year to all!!

  • @jossykuriakose2097
    @jossykuriakose2097 6 месяцев назад +49

    You can literally make a movie out of this

  • @Quintus_HGV
    @Quintus_HGV 3 года назад +663

    *When you've completed the full game story and go for side missions:*

  • @kingtune9352
    @kingtune9352 2 года назад +3949

    Putin is the kind of guy that tells his mom “I love mother Russia more”

    • @lassewestvanghougaard4856
      @lassewestvanghougaard4856 2 года назад +160

      Correction: Putin’s was not born by mother. He was born by mother Russia.

    • @biscuitoreo5155
      @biscuitoreo5155 2 года назад +77

      @@lassewestvanghougaard4856 Correction: mother Russia war born by Putin

    • @mrsotez6541
      @mrsotez6541 2 года назад +3

      @@biscuitoreo5155 *was

    • @aflower5768
      @aflower5768 2 года назад +10

      @@mrsotez6541 I mean he ain't wrong doe

    • @mrsotez6541
      @mrsotez6541 2 года назад +2

      @@aflower5768 ok my mistake

  • @The1000LBGorilla
    @The1000LBGorilla Месяц назад +2

    Putin doesnt usually drink beer but when he does its vodca, stay thirsty my friends..

  • @valhala56
    @valhala56 5 месяцев назад +4

    I'd like to see Biden do this.

  • @buddylove88
    @buddylove88 8 месяцев назад +343

    When putin was born, he carried his father out of the hospital

    • @jdenha7078
      @jdenha7078 3 месяца назад +4

      He never met his father and he was found next to his deceased mother in rubble

    • @carltonlambert7608
      @carltonlambert7608 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@jdenha7078We get the joke. The detail isn't needed.

    • @mr.i9451
      @mr.i9451 3 месяца назад

      😂😂

    • @Joger666
      @Joger666 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gloria-ke9od
      @gloria-ke9od 3 месяца назад

      ))

  • @Saul30119
    @Saul30119 2 года назад +5443

    When Putin was born, the doctor congratulated him for having healthy parents

    • @kikinorthington680
      @kikinorthington680 2 года назад +9

      He’s murdering people . You are sick

    • @walterwhite4200
      @walterwhite4200 2 года назад +41

      @@kikinorthington680 so is israel

    • @m-hqxio7783
      @m-hqxio7783 2 года назад +4

      Ok Vietnamese keep suking the war criminal 💩🇻🇳🇷🇺💩

    • @leonardomichael513
      @leonardomichael513 2 года назад +61

      @@kikinorthington680 So was USA and Ukraine and every single country in the world

    • @leonardomichael513
      @leonardomichael513 2 года назад +30

      @@m-hqxio7783 What does pointing out that he is Vietnamese have to do with anything? Just makes you look like that you'd likely invade his country if you had the power to.

  • @killpendos
    @killpendos 3 месяца назад +7

    Если ты на стороне Путина, значит ты с тем, кто всегда побеждает и ты тоже победишь.

    • @sibiavieira
      @sibiavieira 2 месяца назад +1

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @100mssnipes5
    @100mssnipes5 Месяц назад +1

    When Putin dipped his head into the water, the temperature dropped to -10°C

  • @fraybentos666
    @fraybentos666 Год назад +100

    Putin is so tough even his nightmares are scared of him.

    • @user-od2zb5zt4l
      @user-od2zb5zt4l 4 месяца назад +1

      Боятся - значит, уважают!

  • @olympia5758
    @olympia5758 4 года назад +900

    He doesn't look affected, no shivering or anything. He just gets out and walks away like he wasn't even below -5c water.

    • @aadhithanu9070
      @aadhithanu9070 4 года назад +30

      -5 c , it would've been ice

    • @Vel073
      @Vel073 3 года назад +6

      Aadhi Thanu Wouldn’t it not be if people kept soaking on it?

    • @olympia5758
      @olympia5758 3 года назад +63

      @@aadhithanu9070 There was ice, they broke it open to do the ceremony.

    • @jnas273
      @jnas273 3 года назад +39

      He's protected by the holy spirit

    • @Evp3
      @Evp3 3 года назад +9

      @@aadhithanu9070 could have been salt

  • @pear-zq1uj
    @pear-zq1uj 3 месяца назад +1

    bro really out here doing side missions

  • @dragnar4743
    @dragnar4743 3 месяца назад +2

    Putin is not hardcore, he is just built different 💛💛 RUS

  • @abhinandansingh966
    @abhinandansingh966 2 года назад +556

    when Putin was born , he slapped the doctor for not crying

  • @convergencev
    @convergencev 7 месяцев назад +874

    Walks more comfortably in ice water than Biden does on an escalator.

    • @happylife5654
      @happylife5654 6 месяцев назад +15

      Lol 😂

    • @Oliver-ft2fq
      @Oliver-ft2fq 6 месяцев назад +23

      Yikes 😂. If it was Biden vs Putin instead of soldiers and weapons then the USA lost before the fight started.

    • @FraIvan
      @FraIvan 6 месяцев назад +11

      Don't understimate an escalator, tricky and cunning opponent! ;)

    • @stephaniejaboh8929
      @stephaniejaboh8929 6 месяцев назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laugh so hard everytime I read jokes about Biden. come on.. he's old.. I feel bad for laughing 🤣

    • @RachDarastric2
      @RachDarastric2 2 месяца назад

      @@Oliver-ft2fq They use to actually do that. Also the leader of the nation would be someone who was trained for combat from birth. Of course, politicians don't do this anymore because....
      Only 1 person would die in a conflict and no one would get richer.

  • @rastafari7415
    @rastafari7415 3 месяца назад +1

    He didn’t realize his mammalian reflex wools prevent him going down lol

  • @SG-wx8zm
    @SG-wx8zm Месяц назад +2

    Do women do this ritual or just men?

  • @1sysko00
    @1sysko00 Год назад +4435

    Putin is the kind of guy that gives chills to the cold weather.

    • @thebigboss2744
      @thebigboss2744 Год назад +18

      water cant be "sub zero" or else it would be ice...this title is a LIE

    • @princeguillermo347
      @princeguillermo347 Год назад +69

      @@thebigboss2744 just like your whole existence

    • @thebigboss2744
      @thebigboss2744 Год назад +5

      @@princeguillermo347 BACK TO MEXICO GUILLERMO

    • @redamento
      @redamento Год назад +46

      @@thebigboss2744 least racist american

    • @Sodapop-rd5ku
      @Sodapop-rd5ku Год назад +3

      @@redamento at least we are honest about it lol

  • @mortemoccasus2412
    @mortemoccasus2412 2 года назад +3593

    Putin is the man who wakes up alarm clocks from sleep.

    • @sulhi7536
      @sulhi7536 2 года назад +51

      Honestly you deserve more likes 😭

    • @mortemoccasus2412
      @mortemoccasus2412 2 года назад +5

      @@sulhi7536 🤣

    • @giannibleya7690
      @giannibleya7690 2 года назад +39

      Alarm clocks??? This dude wakes up air attack sirens 😂😂😂

    • @Defenderofchrist16
      @Defenderofchrist16 2 года назад +1

      Dang I thought of this but I saw your comment now 😂

    • @mortemoccasus2412
      @mortemoccasus2412 2 года назад +3

      @@Defenderofchrist16 🤣. Putin taught: Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and bomb Ukraine. 🤣

  • @beatstreet570
    @beatstreet570 4 месяца назад +4

    Didnt even fully dunk. So strong.

  • @analogcity8827
    @analogcity8827 2 месяца назад +1

    Top 10 anime battles: vladimir putin vs chuck norris

  • @donmafia4201
    @donmafia4201 Год назад +57

    when putin accidentaly hits the wall the wall apologizes to putin

  • @erob9446
    @erob9446 3 года назад +1075

    Putin is the kind of the guy who has courage to say "I don't like the food" to his Grandma

    • @OASIS23-
      @OASIS23- 2 года назад +4

      Love the pfp. Where is it from?

    • @erob9446
      @erob9446 2 года назад +8

      @@OASIS23- komi can't communicate manga

    • @caninho1
      @caninho1 2 года назад +12

      thats really hardcore

    • @OASIS23-
      @OASIS23- 2 года назад +2

      @@erob9446 oh nice!

    • @anoldtimer
      @anoldtimer 2 года назад +26

      He wouldn’t disrespect babushka like that.

  • @darkenmdm
    @darkenmdm 2 месяца назад +1

    respect from turkistan

  • @Anu55203
    @Anu55203 6 месяцев назад +1

    Putin was not born in Earth. Earth was born in Putin 😂.

  • @blackdeathgaming1351
    @blackdeathgaming1351 2 года назад +2263

    Putin is the type of guy who tells his parents it’s their bedtime

    • @mynamekanye240
      @mynamekanye240 2 года назад +55

      He also tells soldiers that it's their bedtime. Permanent.

    • @manleyaccmanley617
      @manleyaccmanley617 2 года назад +2

      @@mynamekanye240 exactly

    • @T-Dawg-lp2sh
      @T-Dawg-lp2sh 2 года назад +4

      @noobie_3 noobie_03 it's not funny 😐

    • @T-Dawg-lp2sh
      @T-Dawg-lp2sh 2 года назад +5

      @noobie_3 noobie_03 what, you think people dying is a joke?

    • @MelandOfficial
      @MelandOfficial 2 года назад

      @@mynamekanye240 dude, common. *permanently

  • @shivam-sc7mf
    @shivam-sc7mf Год назад +564

    Others: this water chills me
    Putin's entry
    Water : This man chills me 😎

    • @user-jr9ed8cw9w
      @user-jr9ed8cw9w 9 месяцев назад +10

      Правильно, бойтесь. Вам очень далеко до нас, до России. Путин лучший!

    • @Krose.e
      @Krose.e 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂

  • @salvadorzorraquin8864
    @salvadorzorraquin8864 3 месяца назад

    as he was coming out he thougth "no, I'm coming out to quickly" **submerges to assert dominance**

  • @mauromala5932
    @mauromala5932 2 месяца назад +1

    Hai riproposto un video di Mussolini?

  • @AN-nn5si
    @AN-nn5si 2 года назад +430

    Putin didn't stayed long in water because water can get hypothermia

    • @seudotrofio
      @seudotrofio 2 года назад +21

      wrong! water can get Putintermia! xD

    • @aflower5768
      @aflower5768 2 года назад +4

      @@seudotrofio where is my atomic bomb?

    • @seudotrofio
      @seudotrofio 2 года назад +2

      @@aflower5768 Kim Jon-un have it. Ask him for your bomb. Maybe he'll deliver it to you in a B-2 plane. xD

    • @vortexflickens2
      @vortexflickens2 Год назад

      @@aflower5768 here💣

  • @yashindane2844
    @yashindane2844 2 года назад +230

    When Putin drives, traffic rules follow him.

    • @fixyou1649
      @fixyou1649 2 года назад +1

      Cause the rules(all)are not for him.

    • @jchea1764
      @jchea1764 Год назад +5

      The traffic lights wait for him

    • @vijeethsuvarna344
      @vijeethsuvarna344 Год назад

      When PuTin Drives Trafic lights shows the Colours of Russian flag...Which means traffic rules dsnt apply to him😂😂😂😂

  • @lrayito7005
    @lrayito7005 3 месяца назад +1

    Putin is the type of guy the Terminator is afraid of.

  • @user-uf3wg6qx4t
    @user-uf3wg6qx4t 3 месяца назад +3

    PRAISE THE LORD AMEN

  • @simple8475
    @simple8475 Год назад +259

    "After Putin lowered himself into the water, the water temperature dropped to -5C" The Guardian

  • @teddyjamz7
    @teddyjamz7 2 года назад +495

    Putin is the type of guy that shows up late to class and the teachers and students apologize for showing up early.

    • @Warmenlt
      @Warmenlt 11 месяцев назад +2

      Lol, funny. I think at this time Putin is the type of the guy who knows he will be joining Hitler's bunker soon.

    • @runnermcturtle5893
      @runnermcturtle5893 11 месяцев назад

      Putin or Putler if you will is kind of guy that when he farts in the bathtub, he quickly bits the bubbles, so nothing is wasted.

    • @akshsehgal998
      @akshsehgal998 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Warmenlt Cope

  • @bahtalorom
    @bahtalorom Месяц назад +3

    Let me remind you all western haters, this man is 71 years old. The west has never ever had a leader so strong, so erudite, so patriotic and
    so complete. Urrraaaa za Rosia. No other country has ever achieved what Russia has in the last 100 years. It was destroyed 3 times and every time they rise up stronger than before.
    Hats off to Vladimir Putin and everything he has done for his people.

  • @iranihermogenes9447
    @iranihermogenes9447 3 месяца назад +3

    Devoção a sua Crença!

  • @Falcon_Serbia
    @Falcon_Serbia 7 месяцев назад +78

    Imagine Biden doing this 😂

    • @LizaLavolta
      @LizaLavolta 2 месяца назад +2

      ...for instant nightmares

    • @Alek_AN
      @Alek_AN 2 месяца назад +3

      dont make mr president sleep in cold water

  • @Ehan57
    @Ehan57 Год назад +208

    Doctor: You have Putin
    Cancer: how long i can survive?

  • @dant0s
    @dant0s Месяц назад +1

    He didn’t stay there too long though only seconds 😂😅

  • @brianevans6328
    @brianevans6328 4 месяца назад +5

    When Putin smokes a cigarette, the cigarette gets cancer.

  • @sivareddy9425
    @sivareddy9425 2 года назад +105

    These comments are just "GOLD"... 🙏🙏

  • @praveenpiravom9382
    @praveenpiravom9382 6 месяцев назад

    Orginal ano?

  • @Flo-or5ho
    @Flo-or5ho 4 месяца назад

    vous ne voyez pas que c'est un montage ?

  • @rajeshraj-oq6wg
    @rajeshraj-oq6wg 6 лет назад +2061

    In Russia water stays in liquid form under sub-zero temps!

    • @insi725
      @insi725 5 лет назад +183

      that wos vodka!

    • @GodIsGoodXavier
      @GodIsGoodXavier 5 лет назад +13

      @@insi725 😂

    • @anthonysefo3522
      @anthonysefo3522 5 лет назад +61

      Just worry about India

    • @barton8975
      @barton8975 5 лет назад +218

      Salt lowers the freezing temp of water you moron

    • @adfadf9785
      @adfadf9785 5 лет назад +51

      There's salt in lakes?

  • @tonymontanaxii6503
    @tonymontanaxii6503 8 месяцев назад +70

    putin is the type of guy that can ask a bear to give him their fur which they happily obliged

    • @lesleyhaan116
      @lesleyhaan116 7 месяцев назад +3

      If they don’t they get killed or put in jail 😂😂😂😂

    • @tropikallightningtunez87
      @tropikallightningtunez87 2 месяца назад +1

      Noooo my friend, Putin simply suggests to the bear that life will be much better without the fur so the bear takes a hint and obey 😅😂

  • @ucnguyeninh7957
    @ucnguyeninh7957 5 месяцев назад +1

    Putin went into the lake and made the Cross sign. Then it became holy water.

  • @user-pl2lb5pk2i
    @user-pl2lb5pk2i 4 месяца назад +11

    Putin is the kind of guy who steps on red hot charcoal and it instantly turns into ice

  • @instertname4893
    @instertname4893 2 года назад +454

    When Putin drinks water. The water gets hydrated

    • @cao1x
      @cao1x 2 года назад +13

      Not best time for this type of jokes

    • @Christackyw
      @Christackyw 2 года назад

      putin can launch nuke on u guys if u are joking

    • @mohablm1386
      @mohablm1386 2 года назад +19

      @@cao1x no it's the best time 😂😂

    • @miamird3705
      @miamird3705 2 года назад +2

      ROLF!!!!

    • @subhammukherjee6863
      @subhammukherjee6863 2 года назад +3

      No it gets putinrated...

  • @herxone
    @herxone 2 года назад +54

    When the phone was invented, it had 3 missed calls from Putin

    • @user-jc5ko2tx8m
      @user-jc5ko2tx8m 2 года назад +1

      من اخترع الهاتف مواطن أمريكي من اصل سوري وبوتين قتل أطفال سوريا

    • @user-cp9pp2pg1p
      @user-cp9pp2pg1p 2 года назад

      @@user-jc5ko2tx8m это ложь. Путин самый миролюбивый глава государства

    • @user-xp7ky2fb1r
      @user-xp7ky2fb1r 2 года назад +3

      @@user-jc5ko2tx8m как достала брехня Запада.

  • @patriciaedwards7347
    @patriciaedwards7347 6 месяцев назад +4

    Incredible

  • @TheWaitingRoomTWR
    @TheWaitingRoomTWR 2 месяца назад

    I just did 50 degree cold dive let me tell you -5 is insane I was freezing in 50 and barely could do one minute

  • @southerncoloradorailfanning777
    @southerncoloradorailfanning777 Год назад +1771

    When Putin walks on stage, the audience is the show

    • @JimTimber
      @JimTimber 11 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💤💤💤💤💤💤and then they all fall asleep with his boring speech ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @krzysztofcanas3476
      @krzysztofcanas3476 10 месяцев назад +8

      it sucks

    • @inspirationalgoosebumps6006
      @inspirationalgoosebumps6006 10 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@JimTimberole le le😙, my cute german shepherd dog 🐶🐕

    • @user-jr9ed8cw9w
      @user-jr9ed8cw9w 9 месяцев назад +17

      Не завидуйте. Наш народ любит Россию и своего президента Путина, потому что ОН - лучший!!!!!

    • @MrBubbly.
      @MrBubbly. 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@user-jr9ed8cw9wyou support a war criminal?

  • @barlas8108
    @barlas8108 Год назад +254

    Putin is the kind of guy who doesnt blink while peeling onions

  • @technician9722
    @technician9722 4 месяца назад +12

    Gotta respect the man.

  • @MohammadHussain-qs1cu
    @MohammadHussain-qs1cu 3 месяца назад +1

    YES

  • @cassyfromgarry
    @cassyfromgarry 11 месяцев назад +40

    He once jumped out of an airplane at 30,000 feet without a parachute and hit the ground running.

    • @user-ym7ck9rj1i
      @user-ym7ck9rj1i 5 месяцев назад

      Yes this is capitan Putin superhero

  • @rakeshramesh4585
    @rakeshramesh4585 3 года назад +389

    At this point, I wouldn't have been surprised if the lake just parted ways to give him room.

    • @willsocietyacceptmecauseio1276
      @willsocietyacceptmecauseio1276 2 года назад

      Shut up

    • @muqri.2745
      @muqri.2745 2 года назад +2

      Modern Moses.

    • @bankimdas467
      @bankimdas467 2 года назад

      No doubts.

    • @mochalny
      @mochalny Год назад

      Только перед Христом Вседержителем вода расступается,слава Богу за все и за боль и за радость

  • @bonegrubber
    @bonegrubber 2 месяца назад +1

    When Putin go to submerge himself in water the water rises to cover his head

  • @mayankbahekar8394
    @mayankbahekar8394 3 месяца назад

    When Putin enters in Lake water starts melting.
    I mean ice

  • @willdickens7712
    @willdickens7712 7 месяцев назад +37

    When Putin goes Mountain climbing the Mountain climbs him

  • @HW.0029
    @HW.0029 7 месяцев назад +68

    Boe Jiden would go down and never come up